transport box

>>1189673
Have you considered storing them inside the gut of a large crab? Ports have these in cold storage for times like this. Their tonnage starts out at a third of a ton, so I hope you have a lot to ship.

>>1189673
How about some more information Edward Nigma? How do you have this much business but not know how to handle it?

>>1189673
I would suggest using a house, or bunker.


I think they would be perfect

>>1189673
Have you considered using a diving bell?

>>1189673
Have you tried using an old bus?

>>1189673
Some nigger slaves and a charriot

try submarines or hot-dog stands

You can probably make a box out of old pallets.

>>1189673
would a wooden sword help at all? Or maybe some chainmail?

>>1189673
You've got me stumped, friend. I don't think I've ever heard mention of the kind of thing you're talking about. I can't imagine there being much interest in this kind of transportable box you're proposing.

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>>1189673
The military did some experiments back in the 70's with technology related to what you're talking about. I would look into it if I were you.

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>>1189975

>>1189673
Just dig a tunnel through the earth and run a long conveyor belt through it. If you get close enough to the core you'll need a ventilation shaft and some heat shielding, but that's just a one time cost.

Maybe you can weld some old PC cases and aluminum cans together to make something similar to a giant suitcase.

>>1189979
>United States of America: 2017

Laughed for 5 minutes

>>1189975

First guy not to get the joke.

Hint: what dumbass thing do people keep trying to build houses, sheds, and bunkers with?

>>1190022
Steel.

we've hit peak /diy/ this is it

>>1189972
What is that rectangular prism looking thing beneath that plane?

>>1190022
Ice

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>>1189673

Single wide trailer homes. Reinforce the corners with cinder blocks so you can stack them.

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>>1190518
pykrete?

We need to take the meme further. How about building a boat out of container steel and using it to carry hundreds of boats full of cargo?

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>>1186612

>>1190022
Misguided anger?

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Underwater homes?

>>1190516
little green ghouls, buddy!