Alexa as an EVP device

>>1187417
>should I just blame niggers
No, you should just blame your parents for raising a moron.

man you and your parents are on some next level denial about dementia

Yes, "urban" "thugs" are repeatedly breaking in to smack your dad for giggles.

There's lots of cheap stuff you can have your parents set up for surveillance, maybe just an app on an old phone.

>>1187443
Fuck off. They're the ones transferring actual problems to "a presence" in the house.

So I obviously posed this question with too many details about why I was interested in the answer. Let's save a thread and reboot this here.
Because search terms "amazon echo" and "recording" only summon conspiracy theories about how how your devices are jewing you out of billions of neetbux I cannot learn how or I can use an Echo in the same manner as I would a smartphones recording app. Perhaps imagining doing this to record your mom getting fucked by your best friend will bring some more useful responses.

>>1187471
I'd assume it specifically does not allow such functionality, so the people don't get creeped out by them. Use something else, and stop eating so much mayo, white boy. It's nutrient-free calories.

>>1187417

Alexa won't work that way, the bitch be lazy.

Go to Wal Mart, buy a digital voice recorder and a fuckhuge micro SD card, set it up, come back for it later.

>>1187477
It actually does, as in, record every fucking thing - they stop creeping people out by (i) not informing them of the fact, and (ii) giving them no fucking option to either check or playback all the shit it has recorded.

(ii) would render it useless for OPs purposes, not that hes not beyond help anyway, or anything. But, even as an actual fairly near-to-AMZ-fanboy, put these fucking things in the house? Just, fuck, no. Nope.

>>1187483
Could use minimal storage with an app that records only when movement is detected. Not much is needed for audio. Eight jigglybutts can be enough for a whole 24 hours.

It's already recording everything it hears. Just commit some kind of felony near it and a judge will collect the audio from Amazon for you.

>>1187492
Isn't wiretapping a felony? In every state, don't you need to at least be present if the other parties are not informed you're recording?

>>1187494
Yeah, it's illegal to use illegally obtained evidence in court anyways. Some computer repairmen got asked by the FBI to look into people's deleted files to find illegal stuff, and they found deleted CP in some guy's hard drive, but the FBI were unable to prosecute him because the evidence was illegally obtained.

>>1187417
Just get them a nanny cam and tell your father to go back to the doctor

>>1187498
>>1187494

It's not wiretapping if you literally agree to it in the Terms of Service
https://www.wired.com/2017/02/murder-case-tests-alexas-devotion-privacy/

>>1187444
Trips of truth


Wire up cameras op. Then you'll see all the retarded shit they do and that it's time to put them in a convalescent home lol

>>1187494
Technically is. But in the new age, companies just add a clause to every single EULA / TOS about you agreeing to the broadest possible scope of what they do, will do or might consider doing with anything they collect.
Know that company that traced your lineage from DNA samples? Their agreement had a clause that gave them perpetual rights to your DNA. Which basically means they own "you" even after your death, which is longer than you own yourself.

>>1187654
I meant OP would be the one doing the wiretapping. It's implied the parents wouldn't be informed.

OP your father is probably schizophrenic. Take him to a fucking doctor.

Use your black talking dildo and order an infrared trail cam. Put in an sd card. Post pics of niggers slapping your mom around in the dark.