Making a toilet shit proof

have the patients shit in your mouth instead

You could straddle the toilet as if you were going to town on it's dick, that way the shit falls into the hole instead of on the shelf.
You could buy an American toilet that doesn't make you clean up after every shit, like what the fuck?

Spray it with Teflon if you're so insistent on your crappy toilets.

>>1183862
Get a toilet without a shelf, and get a squatting stool just because it makes for better shits.

I hear krauts sit to pee. Is this true?

>>1183886
The shelf is essential, it is for a friend who works as a doctor and we talked about it. He complained once that he had to clean up the toilets and flush several times because someone made a bad shit he had to examine and that that shit created a big mess so we talked about a toilet with a pooping shelf which is non-sticky.

>>1183862
eat less dairy and your shit will be less sticky and easier to flush without cleaning.

>>1183892
>Pre-flush – A delicate matter of timing can theoretically lube up the bowl with water just as you send down your offerings.
Lay down extra paper – Another preparatory measure, laying down a little nest of toilet paper can possibly help ease the transition of the poo into the water below.

https://www.german-way.com/german-toilets/

Maybe pre-lube it with cooking spray or something else containing silicone and/or oil that won't evaporate immediately?

Shit in the garden and your toilet will look good as new all the time.

>>1184091
>Pajeet solved this one centuries ago

>>1184128
Yet more proof of the Indian superpower by 2030