Bunker Infatuations

>>1167911
Use crabmeat for insulation and cargo trailers for living quarters

>>1167911
Depends. How many shipping containers do I have?

>>1167911
>reddit layout
>YOLO
>disconnect between own project and hypothetical question for anons
>expecting a better answer than >>1167975
have fun

But to answer your question, I'd dig down, and keep doing so until it gets too hot. Then I'd dig further, install a massive thermopile, and laugh at my country for being nuclear-free because its geothermal power is nuclear power. I would live in this massive inverted tower because towers are the shit.

>>1167980
>towers are the shit
Tell that to the twin towers

>>1167980
I agree with the rest of you post but overuse of the return key isn't 'reddit spacing.'
Gb2 /tv/

>>1168019
Monkey see monkey do, hurling memes = hurling poo.

>>1167911
>$10,000 USD a month


not much you can do other than building a fun man cave

I'd build a house underground and not let my wife live there.

She can go fuck herself.

Then I guess keep digging and build an underground lab for all my fun.

Maybe a shop too since I'll probably need special made parts.

A big ass yard would be really cool.

How high can I make the ceiling and how much can I get away with between supports?

It'd be a feat of engineering.

>>1167911
basically just see how much opium I can cultivate below ground

>>1168463
>thinking your smart enough to do anything intelligent ever
Tell us how you got into tradesmen ship because the highest education you could get was a GED

>>1167911
Yeah man.... Man must go back to his roots. I'm jelly though I only make under $600 a month. I look forward to the Apocalypse

>>1168546
We all look forward to the apocalypse. Maybe it's just a grand opportunity we seek. Honestly if I could get myself an army of retards from 4chan to hijack a nuclear submarine and then travel the seas looking for adventure and constructing an underwater fortress to contain our collective autism that would be great, but I'm not sure if an apocalypse is more likely. Hit me up if anyone finds an empty nuclear submarine by the way, I lurk hard on /ohm/.

>>1167980
Interesting. How far down would it take to hit a steady ~70°?

>>1168463
All the mines i have been in have about a 15' ceiling and supoorts about every 50 or 100 feet. You can drive a semi around pretty easy in them.

>>1168543
Not him u faggot paper pusher but i droped out of school twice. I was driving a hay monster while u were sitting insife with no friends.

Stop trying to bully people on a cartoon forum fuckwad

>>1168546
Shit son. Sucks. I do alright but over half my check is dumped into rental houses

>>1168664
Top fucking kek. There is a submarine thread. Anon is building it as we speak

>>1168688
Probably less than a km, assuming that's degrees science. The entire lithosphere itself is on the order of a few hundred km, so there's no shortage of space.

>>1168693
I know, a lake is a far cry from the thrill of the ocean, but at least it's a start.

Dig tunnel under a milf neighbors house.
Dig upwards under floorboards
Create sitting area and tissue holder under floor
Make small hole in floor for pinhole camera
Wait for her to walk past hole naked
Fap to MILF

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>>1169172

>>1167990
Well you can't hit a tower with a plane if it's underground

>>1167911
I, too, would like to live in a homeified bunker / old retired missile silo

>>1169192
How abouts a submarine hangar hidden in the side of a cliff?

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>>1167911
I think it would be really neat to have a underground study/library. You would need really good ventilation to prevent the dust from becoming overbearing, but a gothic-esque high arched ceiling perhaps with hanging lights emitting warm light, oak/brass bookshelves/cabnets, with red leather furniture/reading chairs ect. Of course wifi would become an issue because a computer is pretty much mandatory in a study but there must be some way to just run a chord to the router above ground. I think it would be nice - a relaxing, warm womb beneath the ground safe and detached from the world.
Pic related is a fast and dirty 3d model I made roughly 22 x 44 with 18ft headspace.

>>1167911
>What would you do?
I sure would check the geology for radon issues.

My neighbors basement turned out to be quite the reactor.

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>>1169480
Had 14 000 bqm3, just shy of the 200 bqm3 allowed for homes (actually 14 000 was as high as the radon meter could go). But after some ventilation fixes (pic) I'm down to 60 bqm3 for the whole bunker. Since the fans were cheap I bought a whole bunch (24), but in the end I only need two running for adequate ventilation.

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>>1169486
Had to build a plexiglass tunnel in the tunnel, as the fans turned the tunnel into a 240 000m3/h wind tunnel.

On the plus side I can test my paper planes aerodynamic properties pretty well.

>>1169487
not sure if stupid or genius

>>1169487
How do you deal with ground water? Do you run a pump or are you high enough above the water table?

Buy an old missile silo

>>1169486
>>1169486
Where are you going?

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>>1169489
such a thin line

>>1169491
The mountains weight pushes the ground water ~300 meter up, so even being that far up from normal ground water, I still get it. I've got about ~1000-3000 liters per day to deal with (depends on weather), which all goes down into piping and gets pumped out by a pump sump. So very manageable. It did take a lot of effort to make it so.

>>1169486
>>1169487
That concrete really takes from the "cave" aesthetic, ever thought of changing the texture and colour of the walls? What's it for?

>>1167911

i always dreamed to live in a bunk
like few condignations one with facilities, pool, fitness area, kitchen, and vidya/tv lounge

posibly one with few masked exits

thats just my childhood dream

>>1167980
>I would live in this massive inverted tower because towers are the shit.
And then I assume you use it to develop physics-defying powered roller skates?

>>1169555
At some point the tower has to be able to shoot up out of the ground too.

>>1169555
And use genetically modified semen demons as my test subjects? Yes. I was thinking maybe the motor's rotor could be inside the "tire" to use less space, but I'm betting battery technology is the major limiting factor here. If Al-Air cells get the current-supplying capacity I think we've got an answer. With some ballpark calculations I think having 8hp/6kW to the road would be a slightly optimistic outlook based on what's shown in the series, so 2hp/1.5kW per motor. Each skate battery will need to produce 3kW to drive the two wheels, for which you'd need 156 18650s discharging at 2C for a lifetime of 1/2 hour, 31 18650s discharging at 10C for a lifetime of 6 minutes, or 16 18650s discharging at 20C for a lifetime of 3 minutes plus a housefire. That level of power is simply beyond strapping to a human as of yet. For some more information, this 6kW would allow you to travel vertically at a speed of 8.5m/s or 31 km/h or 19mi/h, and top horizontal speed due to friction would be around 45m/s or 160km/h or 100mi/h. This top speed could be halved and the motor output adjusted accordingly, but don't expect to be running helixes up a flagpole any time soon.

>>1169714
100km deep it is then. Why build a space elevator in space?

>>1169199
A submarine hangar hidden in the side of a cliff is fine too

>>1169486
Shit, I love what you're doing.

>>1169500
>>1169487
>>1169486
This is amazing if not a fake fgt

>>1169768
This fucking newfag shut the fuck up, that is our man bunkerbro

>>1169774
I didn't say he was fake, i was saing if it was fake. and yeah i'm a newfag to any bunker related shit

>>1169780
holy shit, just shut the fuck up

>>1169781
>being this mad
holy shit, just kill yourself fucking nigger

>>1169789
shut the fuck up newfag

>>1168942
Shit. Better than getting lost ina sea

>>1169794
>using newfag unironically
I guess we all know who's the newfag

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>>1169177
Draw anon your shit make me kek every fuckung time

>>1169445
Pretty legit. I plan on venting it into the normie ass house my wife wants.

>>1169486
>he has 24 attic fans.

Successfully called out bunkerbro.

You sir are my fucking hero

>>1169489
Genious absolutely

>>1169496
Fuckit. Ima dig my own.

>>1169503
Not him bug u gotta spray the walls and ceiling with concrete or be buried alive

>>1169800

>>1169177 is not my drawing

>>1169780
Not for long. This and building shit out of pallets is what /diy is.

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>>1169799

>>1169808
That's the easy part, it gets tricky when you start looking for ICBMs on craigslist.

>>1169812
;(

>>1169817
Lol. Already got a buddy we all call "Bomber." Dumb faggot blew up a mailbox and almost got prisonfagged. They found the back of it 40 feet away in a tree. And of course he blows up the mailbox of a crazyman that lives in pallets and is awake at 3am.

Also almost an hero to fly rock. ~1/2 ton rock whistle by me. No fucking thanks.

Gonna dig trenches and bury that shit. May dig down out of boredom and autism.

>>1169811
My question was actually "what's the bunker for", but maybe that's worse.

>>1169821
what is the story

>>1169832
>>1169825
Lol. I wanna live underground.

The fly rock was some faggot filled an entire hoke with anfo and the blaster didnt catch his ass. We always joked about it but the madman did it. Laid behind the duals on the pickup. Felt the wind off that fucking rock that whistked by. We never found it.

>>1169737
I'm thinking tiny fusion reactors could work.

>>1167911

I am a fisherdwarf and I am offering you my services. I am a sturdy creature fond of drink.

>>1170217
Heats your feet at the same time? Genius.

>>1169825
Kek. Bunkerbro bought old military bunkers. Im building mine for nostalgia after i retire and to fucking escape retard faggots. Sometimes i just wanna lay around drinking beer and breaking my wife. I dont want to help u mow your yard or load fucking furniture and shit. Leave the package on the porch and fuckoff ups cuck

>>1170263
Walking over degrading isotopes...

>>1170465
Nothing wrong with a little He3, I'd be more worried about the neutrons.

There's a WWII bomb shelter tunnel system that's been sealed off for a while in beneath a park in my city (Albert park, Auckland, NZ) centre, anybody have experience breaking/buying into these sorts of things? Also if you are in the area and are interested in investigating them I guess we could chat, but I think /diy/ is too much of a slow board to find someone in a particular city centre.

>>1170672
I just know i dont dick with nuclear shit. Stay the fuck off uncle sams radar ina ground and let the elite shitlords run the world into the ground while fucking off away from me

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>>1172098
>breaking/buying into these sorts of things

Don't end up like her anon.

>>1172098
going into sealed underground areas is dangerous as fug.
Its the things you cant see that will get you, air quality can be so bad that you literally suffocate without noticing it

Do this and call it a day.

http://www.colinfurze.com/bunker.html

Numerous containers survived direct hits from 30mm A-10 "Warthog" cannon during the Iraq war. The springy corrugations dissipate energy and the projos bounce off. The immortal Corten steel shells last centuries even without paint, which is only decorative. The US Navy has a fleet of containers at the bottom of the Marianas trench where they dock submarines made from containers for underwater replenishment. Hawaii successfully used lava flow to encase containers to make attractive tourist lodges. Transatmospheric scramjet powered containers have been developed into launch platforms for smaller containers to be used in the post-Brexit EU space containerstation. North Korea replaced their old dug shelters under mountains with containers painted like mountains. (The insides are painted with cute anime characters to boost morale.) Elon Musk prototyped an electric container to replace the Tesla since the container is more aesthetically appealing than the car and has a lot more battery room. The mayor of Detroit has decided to replace his decaying city with containers. The old buildings will be demolished and the rubble hauled off in other containers, loaded onto rafts made of containers, and shipped to China via the St. Laurence seaway where it will be ground up and the metal residue used to make more containers. US Navy SEALS stealthily infiltrate enemy ports using containers cunningly disguised as containers. Israel is solving the Palestinian problem by storing them in containers. (Germany tried to solve the Jewish problem using wooden freight cars, but the container hadn't been invented yet.) Donald Trumps border wall will be easily affordable if built from containers. Any Beaners who slip in by other routes can be detained in containers then trucked to Beanland where containers will be donated as housing

>>1167911
>you make a pretty descent living
>descent living
>underground bunker

fuck off

>>1172881
underrated post

>>1172811
story?

>>1173138
Allegedly, a teenager got lost exploring the Odessa catacombs in Russia, but no concrete details have been recorded. Spooky shit.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/dying-in-ukraines-endless-labyrinth-of-catacombs-341

>inb4 VICE

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>>1168543
>your smart
>tradesmen ship
>
>told that fucker

>>1172841
I can only hope... had yet another bro shoot himself in the chest and die. We towed his pickup home a couple hours before it.

Fucking knew deoression would get him someday but not at 19.

Hug your friends and family anons.

You could be at a viewing watching your bros mother cry like me.

There is no worse feeling...

>>1172886
Oh i am. Rescent events have litterally set my life in stone.

I already make enough money to get by and invest as a hobby. I have 10k saved and im gonna fuckoff underground and never come out again.

They will find me dead ina shitty old backhoe.

Fuck everyone and everything.