What did my neighbors mean by this?

>>1162346
They are stealing your wifi

>>1162353
Lol nah

Scares aliens and animals away
http://homeguides.sfgate.com/hang-pie-pans-tree-72678.html

They're projecting mind control rays in your direction.

>>1162346
I can't tell what it is from here, care to make a diagram of what it looks like? Is it a deadfall trap?

Squirrel catapult?

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>>1162375
>>1162376
Not a trap or catapult
Green is ground level
Red string
Brown stick
White foil bowl

>>1162368
Sounds logical except the ayyliums part

>>1162372
I didn't know I was in /x/

>>1162388
Is it for to catch the easter bunny

>>1162346
shitty bird feeder?

>>1162410
Come on now, everyone knows the easter bunny is 6 foot tall, the trap would not be quite tall enough.

>>1162388
If you haven't seen any aliens = working

>>1162410
Been there way before Easter friendo

this is to lure kids in to the yard to abuse Them for satanic rituals

>>1162415
Never seen food around it

>>1162422
You're not wrong but there were no aliens without it to begin with

>>1162423
Kek doubt it

>>1162434
/x/ pls

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>>1162441
What did you do to them? It looks like a directed energy weapon. It focuses microwaves into a strong enough beam to weaponize it.

At that distance you won't die right away, but you will slowly start feeling more tired, lose interest in things you used to enjoy, your joints will start to ache, and your thyroid will slow down enough to cause weight gain.

The beauty of it is that it's hard to detect and it works through walls. I had a neighbor with an annoying chihuahua that I used this on. It's very effective. Try and get a 220v European model though, they work a bit better.

It's to keep birds out of thier yard.

>>1162562
This.

And cats, and cat birds and pigeon rats.

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>>1162421

>>1162346
Send them a stainless steel one, that shit will rust before they die.

>>1162556
I didn't know there were this many /x/-philes here

>>1162562
>>1162564
How does it work?

>>1162608
Can't be bothered enough to do that

>>1162643
Anon, what gage wires are connected to it? Have you been having headaches lately?

>>1162643
>How does it work?

When the wind blows, the pie pan moves around. This creates a decently large shiny object swinging around as a visual deterrent, plus when it hits the pole, it makes a banging noise.

>>1162667
Kek it's a string you role player

>>1162705
Makes sense, it's literally better than the old fashion scarecrow

Wokfi?

>>1162705
winner

>>1162853
no

Sounds like your neighbors are retards that believe everything they read online and in their emails.