Wine

>>1161927
I tried making wine once but than I realized I'm not a rich 80 year old Italian man and that wine is fucking boring.

>>1161927
We have a home brew general thread here >>1151847

Yes, wine is not brewed, but it still fits.

Don't add sugar, and be easy on water.
The deeper the cellar the better.
Use wooden barrels.

>>1161927
My wife does it. Tastes like shit. Mix a little juice back with it and its tolerable

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>>1161927
you should go to /ck/

>>1161932
Well then you've come to the right board friendo. Please give us more of your invaluable wisdom.

>>1162241

Ive been thinking about wood barrels for aging. Is hemlock a good choice?

>>1163955
Lol hemlock.. a poison. Why do people do this shit.. it's a thing

>>1163998

Well OK then, smarty pants. Using wood was your idea. How about petrified wood? That's not poison as far on I know. It would make a badass wine jug too.

>>1161927
I blew up an antique cobalt blue clasp top bottle when I was twelve. My parents bough me grapes and helped me press them through a sieve, I added some yeast and bottled that shit up and waited. Two weeks later I opened the closet and it reeked of alcohol, there was a huge purple stain and glass everywhere. Good times.

>>1164123

Reminds me of doing that for a prank. Hide a bottle with top screwed on. Best case scenario it scares the shit out of them, at the least they will have a mess.