Help Me Identify This Strange Thing

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This is a diagram to clarify how this unit was assembled.

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This is a closer view of the circuit. Note that there is no way to turn the light off without breaking the device.

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Last will be some closer pictures of the housing. Note that the inside is very dirty, which along with the rusty batteries indicate that this thing had been outside for a while.
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Was there like a strip of paper between the batterys that needed to be pulled to come on?

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>>1155457
No, and there was no slot in the housing through which such a paper could have been pulled.

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4/4 here's a "spread" showing the dirty inside and the way the two halves of the housing are connected by the green cap, with the plastic bag material emerging from the point where they are fused.

Someone lost their keychain LED light, that is all. you press the green thing to squeeze the batteries together to turn it on.

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>>1155479

It's an LED with some batteries, why would you care what it's for?

>>1155478
Interesting but no. It's not a "button" that presses, it's fused to the outside of the hard plastic shell. See >>1155465 for a closer look.

>>1155480
It doesn't turn off, so I am very curious about what it could have been used for.

deff, LED ballon, or some dollar store party accessory with an LED, Glowing Icecubes or something of the sort

>>1155542
I just showed you what it's used for.

>>1155479
>>1155480

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It's from one of these balloons.

The end off of some woman's vibrator. Rusty you say..

>>1155626
>>1155574
>>1155559
>>1155480
>>1155479
Yes, it's definitely this. Thanks!

>>1155638
I know it is.
But you are welcome.

>>1155626
ayy lmao

>>1155452
Doctor who's wand

>>1155626
This. Though they may have other applications as well.

>>1155684
It's called a sonic screwdriver you fucking little bitch normie.

>>1155452
Niga it's a keychain someone dropped

>>1155763
Buddy in this day and age Doctor Who is the epitome of normie entertainment.

give it back tyrone

Who was this person who delivered it, was he bald and called Lex Luther?

>>1155479
This.

Put in balloon. Fill balloon with helium. Release at night in airport approach path. Watch FAA shit itself.

>>1156310
This. Along with cape shit.

>>1155452

I work at MIT. The students buy/make these all the time, glue magnet on the back and toss them on public art, bridges, anything metal. We call them "throwies".

>>1159732
Sounds like a waste.

>>1156527
Best idea I have heard in years