How do men shit on these seats

>>1150326
Yeah, lose the gut and you'll be able to push your dick down, thunder thighs.

>>1150326
For the past 40+ years I've been holding my dick back from touching the front.

Squat toilets are the best really. For health and ease.

>>1150326
just put your dick down the drain like i do

>>1150328
I'm 6ft 200lb, it's not the gut or legs. I CAN fit my dick down there but my dick rubs on the lid and the bacteria filled bowl

>>1150331
I tried squatting and shitting once and that shit was not comfortable. If I have one that's not coming out, I just rock back forth on the squatty potty (look it up) and out it comes. That kinda let's you sit comfortably while still in the squatting position

Has worked every time

>>1150338
I just put some risers under my feet when I sit on the toilet to shit. Does the same thing.

the obvious solution is to use a straight router bit to trim out the inside, then a roundover bit to add the curved edge back

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>>1150326
>I rent this house so I don't want to buy a whole new toilet.
>Do they make anything to solve this problem?
Yeah it's called a U toilet seat. Why would you replace the whole toilet if the seat was the problem?

>>1150395
I thought those were for differently shaped toilets

>>1150326

It's because you have a round bowl commode. Those are designed for children.

You want an elongated ADA commode

>>1150395
>dick still touches the rim

Cut your dick off.

Problem solved

>>1150331
I have been holding my dick back for just 30+... But that is the solution.

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>>1150326
I squat when I shit (as your body has evolved to do so) so I don't ever have this problem.

I've been doing this since before I can remember myself becoming sentient.

>>1150559
Squatting is god-tier. I can confirm this.
The poop literally just falls right out.

>>1150421
Then you're a big guy

>>1150559
So OP just get a designated shitting room

>>1150559
I've been doing this for several years now. It's no wonder so many people have hemorrhoids and shitstain pants now. Sit-N-Shit is biologically taxing on the body. Wonder if/when squat toilets will go mainstream in Western houses. Only people who have trouble are really old or morbidly obese.

>>1150611
How does one squat on a regular toilet?

>>1150613
Carefully

>>1150326
>he doesn't like witches kisses
Fag.

>>1150604
for you

>>1150344
May as well shit with high heels on.

Step 1: Live by yourself
Step 2: Clean your toilet regularly
Step 3: ???

Just buy a $90 toilet and replace it. Unless you're dirt poor it's money well spent. Round toilets suck ass

>>1150328
Lost. A giant saddle seat might help?

>>1150331
Poor old bastard me too.

>>1150338
Kek. I know people with those. Local radio host shills it so much they put the creater on the show. U seen that creepy ass unicorn comercial for it on youtube?

>>1150519
31 years of holding my 1 inch dick down

>>1150611
Then it necer will necause we are all fat fucks till the magic diet pill is out

>>1150559
As long as your shits aren't made of concrete, that angle difference doesn't make a difference.

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Put this between your dick and the toilet bowl. Your dick will hold it in place.

Problem solved.

>>1150619
>witches kisses
thanks, I needed a chuckle

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> not having a cock so big that gravity ensures it hangs down enough to never touch the porcelain.

Why even live you beta fucks?

>>1151005
my dick would touch the water

toilet roll (without the paper)

bend in so it becomes sort of a U shape

place between dick and toilet

better as paper, remove before you are going to stand up, use a new one when another toilet roll paper is finished.

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even the romans had better toilets than today

>>1150326
You're either too fat or have a small dick

Don't sit so far back on the seat

nobodys balls t-bag the water?

>>1151022
Don't flush the empty roll you idiot. That will sooner or later block the pipe.

>>1150326
So I sat down on the toilet with a measuring tpe and studied the problem as I also have the same problem occasionally.
I measured my dick the official way, on the top side and pushing the measuring device, which was a tape measure, and got a size of 12cm when flaccid. My dick was hanging at a angle of approximately 45degrees. The end of my foreskin was 5cm from the cold-as-death porcelain of the front part of the toilet seat.
I do remember that this phenomenon is common in my life but I believe it doesn't happen et home, or at least I don't recall that it does.
By looking at your picture I'd say your bowl is more round than mine so it might have less space to place yourself on the seat. If you happen to have a big ass you can't move more backwards when sitting and shitting. But I'd try that first, sit as far away as possible from the front. As replacing the bowl isnt an option, you just have to move your ass...
>>1150395
The porcelain is the problem, not the plastic.

>>1150346
>Over 9000

Ask em about warranties when you buy your new toilet

>>1150326
Squatty Potty

>>1151013

Can confirm, happened to me.

>>1151002

I used this trick in college to keep my dick from hitting the seat or porcelain while also folding my dick up into a U bend, with the head about even with the bottom of my balls so I could still piss and shit at the same time. It was incredibly awkward to do. I recommend finding someone with a toilet you can comfortably shit in and dropping your loads there.

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>>1150338
>If I have one that's not coming out, I just rock back forth

In the UK we use a pair of tongs to reach under and grab it with

>>1150606
Or squat on the toilet. Feet on the seat. What I've been doing for 20+ years now

>inb4 woman that broke a toilet squatting on it and slicing her leg open

I'm a 6'1 230lb man with all my fingers and toes

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>>1150613
Feet on the toilet seat. Has never failed me.

Or make one of these. Has the added benefit of not needing to hover your ass above the toilet.

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OP I have your answer.

Why is everyone else in the world too retarded to sit on the rim of the bowl?

>b-b-but I'll fall in
You have to fucking fold yourself in half and spring launch yourself downward ass first at the fucking toilet for that.

What the fuck, everyone?

>>1150335
>I'm 6ft 200lb, it's not the gut or legs
I'm 5'11", and if my weigh goes above 185, I get a gut.
Your BMI is 27.1. Unless you're a bodybuilder, you're overweight.

>>1151502
Surely not?

That's fucking disgusting.

>>1151789
>That's fucking disgusting.

Not as disgusting as when you've misplaced the tongs and have to use your fingers m8

>>1151729

No offense op, but this. I'm 6" and 200 you gotta lose a lil weight.

That said being 175, I know what he's talking about. Basically you gotta sit as far back on the seat as possible and watch your dick, like push it down so it doesn't touch the bowl but not too far that it touches the water.

Other option is getting some ice and shrinking that guy like a scared turtle.

Or squat shit.

>>1150559
>sit with upper body bent forward
>same result

>>1151729
>Unless you're a bodybuilder, you're overweight.
Some people here are. /fit/ is only two boards away, after all. BMI matters for a few things, but body composition is more important for more things actually relevant to health.

>>1151789
>That's fucking disgusting.

So is shitting in Walmart.

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>>1151041

??????????????

I never mentioned that I flush the role and since it is a habit, I always remove it (reflex) and throw it on the ground in the corner. I use a loooot of paper, so I have a new dick protector every 2 days. Also I have some annoying toilet that I have to throw paper in the bowl before I shit, cause else the water splashes against my pooper.

I wonder how man trees I have (ab)used.

Another fun fact, in bars and public places I always wash my hands before and after I piss. I don't want to touch my peenor with dirty hands. I never shit in public places.

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>>1150613
do you mean to tell me you're not squatting on the toilet?

>>1150326
Wear condom when shitting.