>ITT: We list new possible uses for shipping containers

>>1134512
overground bunker

>>1134512
put wheels onnit, then, you can tow it around, its transportable. Think of all the money you'll save on cranes n shit.

my neighbors have one
it's full of firewood
quite the eyesore though, wish they'd bury it

>>1134512
dildo

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office/workshop

like in Lord of War

>>1134512
Shipping stuff. Or an extra stock room for an autozone that outgrew it's store capacity, so they put one in the parking lot to store radiators, radiator hoses, fan clutches, brake shoes, etc.

>>1134512

marijauna grow op

>>1134512
>list new possible uses for shipping containers

imitation crab meat storage
it'd hold 1/3 ton easily
you may need a crane to get it out

>>1134527
>quite the eyesore

Fuck, so many rednecks have these fucking everywhere here. They are fucking disgusting.

>>1134512
If you had the land you could make a nice hobbit hole, solves the eyesore problem too.

Two words: meth lab

>>1134512
Portable standardized storage.

>>1134665
>meth lab
>batch process
What are you, a faggot?

>>1134512

Actually Moving bulk freight with them.

On a serious mention; Put a roof on it above ground and have a oppressively thin shed.

>>1134512
>>>/trash/

Scrap metal

>>1134512
>Beanland
Hahaha holy shit

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>>1134647
Came here to post this.

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>>1134665

>>1134512

Coffin.

>>1134652
My neighbor just uses an old timey caboose. It's even on a little 20 ft. Railroad track.

>>1134512
>Put on flat bed truck
>fill with homemade napalm
>Burn down a city block
Plz don't hurt me ATF

>>1134644
paint white or line with mylar

Dumpster

bug out room half buried

>>1134512
Remove the top, bury it you now have a dwarf fighting pit

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>>1134652
>Whining about what people do on their own property

>>1134512

Amateur Radio Shack for preppers

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>>1136216
>Amateur Radio Shack for preppers
>Radio Shack
They might've been able to survive a nuclear war but they never survived the 2000s, anon.

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Modular server room, military maintenance shelter, oil field machine shop, modular jobsite housing, concealable missile launcher, weapons room, ammunition storage, solar power system, shoot house for cops, military or /k/fags, my home machine shop, my ride thru motorcycle garage, my dry furniture storage.

>>1134652
Paint solves that nicely. My 20 in pic. So does not being autismal about how others use their property.

As for why they use them, containers are tough and don't require a poured slab, just support at the corners. Mine aren't obtrusive because camo and latest addition is tan.

Container haters don't know what to do with them. Container proponents who have no experience with them make dumbfuck suggestions on what to do with them because the spergtard mind is fundamentally superficialist.

There is little to invent with containers but the spergtard mind insists on silly ideas instead of LEARNING what containers work well for and what you can copy at a personal level. Most stupid use of a container is burial. You can have the same rape dungeon experience leaving them aboveground along with much easier access.

Containers are best used by active people who DO things containers facilitate. If not sure, buy one to play with. A railroad tie under each end is usually ample support, and you can shim the corner fittings to level the container. Floors are already "machinery rated" because they are how machine tools travel the planet.

If you are not into the esthetic, avoid them, don't try to change the looks, because while you can do that the delicate artist mind will REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! at anything less than a new Parthenon. Save yourself the headache.

Structures are specific solutions to specific problems and most people don't need a container. For that matter most people will never want a workshop.

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part crack/meth user shelter, part teeth-less dick suck facility.

I'd actually kinda like to turn a connex box or two welded together (side by side) into my designated fix-it-til-you-fuck-it chamber with all my shit in it and its own generator to run things.
how feasible is this?
>>1136539
makes me think of my uncles 20 ton AT crane he painted camo with rattlecans to avoid the HOA shitting up his house
speaking of, if you put two or three together side by side, and maybe some stacked up top, and cut all the walls out, you could have a decent vehicle storage facility

>>1136688
>and its own generator

outside, I hope