help me please

>made of steel
>can't drill a hole in it
Buy a drill?

>>1132447
1) Flip mattress onto floor
2) Bang away
3) Put mattress back
4) Make bed

How hard is that?

>>1132447
>can't have sex on it
Im impressed, you found someone willing to even consider it, desu.
>or maybe not

That is an inherently wobbly design, its made for space-saving kids or very ocassional spare use, not wild conjugal nookie romps. Im also assuming, you wouldnt have the tools/skills to make it solid(er) - welding, etc. - basically, its not worth the bother of even trying, Get it to fuck, be the best idea, ask your parents for a new one - and if space is that tight, even a wooden high bed be a stabiler idea, usually. Bolting it to a wall, youd need spacers, etc. if you have a skirting board, and, the chances are, its just gonna unattach itself at the first opportunity, leaving you where you were, plus holes in the wall.

tldr, masturbate less vigorously already.

>>1132447
> You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>1132477
Lol. This.

I had a futon and threw that piece of shit out a dorm window on the 4th floor and slept on the fucking floor for 2 years.

>>1132447
I'm gonna be honest I have the same problem and same bed, I just fuck on the ground

>>1132447
>no diagonals

RIP in peace, OP.

>>1132479
I sleep on a piece of plywood with about 3 inches of foam over it (3/4" blue board foam and 2 eggshell foam sheets). It stopped my chronic backpain problems. Going 4 years this way and I'm not going back. It isn't springy, but you get lots of leverage when funking because of how solid it is.

>>1132447
whats wrong with just putting a fat mattress on the floor? you could take some wide planks and build a simple frame around it, some varnish and it could look nice

>>1132479
You didnt throw it out of the windows.