My first paint job! How did I do?

>>1129891
Missed a spot
>>1129893
got outside the lines

>>1129891
>>1129893
Perfect, this just proves any retard can be a painter

>>1129891
Pretty shit m8.
>Didn't use tape.
>Didn't layer.
>Paint on carpet.
Would not hire.

very good painting
what did you mean with the spill on the floor? What were you trying to express?

how much?

>>1129924
>tape

lol, please.

Painters tape, it's the cheapest investment you could possibly make when painting so you don't get paint on the ceiling or baseboard.

You did a do.

>>1129950
>>1129896
>>1129895

trolled

>>1129944

I thought the carpet looked barren, so I wanted to liven it up a bit.

Not bad OP

This is by far the nicest crack house I've seen in awhile

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>>1129997

Thanks! I also painted this mushroom a couple years ago.

>>1130018
>Newports

OP confirmed for melanin abundance.

>>1130034
Pepsi is what coloreds drink

>>1129891
Did you even move the bed before painting?

>>1130055

Why would he?

Just paint around it

>>1129899
Did you sell the TV to buy the paint or the drugs?

And here I thought even a 12 year old could paint half decently (my 12year old nephew can (after a short explanation)).

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I'm thinking of changing this countertop to something else. What do you think would look good?

>>1130090
Your nephew is probably sober.

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I painted the garage door rails to match the walls. What do you think?

>>1130245
You need more dishes, I can still see some of the counter.

>>1130762
your house looks like shit op

>>1130762
Did the partner leave with the kids? Is this why you thrown everything into that room and living like a single person does?

>>1130245
Who the fuck butts an oven up to a fridge, there seriously wasn't anywhere else to put it?

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What do you guys recommend I use to fix this drafty window?

>>1131120
not that guy but the last TWO apartments I've rented had the stove right next to the fridge because of space issues

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>>1131236
forgot pic

>>1131234
aluminumuin foil

>>1131248

Good idea!

>>1131237
What is that drawing all about?

>>1131885
It was the cover of a design magazine with that issue focusing on the interiors of space. It was also issue 5

>>1132120

Oh, thanks.

>>1129948
Well he painted a big patch of the closet siding, so yeah, he should have used tape.

>>1131588
>>1131248
Would actually work, but the police would come knocking

>>1132178
?

>>1132237

>>1129891
thats a solid 2/10
t.painter

>>1133361

Thanks!

>>1129891
looks like from a horor movie
>>1129897
is that blood on the door?

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>>1130018
> an entire container of Morton salt

WTF?

>>1131234
>What do you guys recommend I use to fix this drafty window?

Jam the cigarette butts in between the window and from for added insulation.

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>>1129891
>>1129893
>>1129897
>>1129899

I see shit like this all the time as a real estate agent

It's usually because someone let their kid paint their own room.

PROTECT YOUR INVESTMENT

OP here. Just kidding. These photos are from my nephew's house. Everything is as he left it.

>>1133408

The previous owner was stabbed to death and left against the wall by the garbage can.

>>1133758
This was my second suspicion down to a T.

My first was an angry kid angerposting his moms hoarded house (sorry projecting).

>>1131885
approximately 5

Those paiting pics no shit is better than the paint in the house i just bought

>>1134384

Pics?

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>>1134601
I feel like im ggoing to have to prime the whole house before i do anything.
Can i dunk those covers in turpentine and recover them or will i just have to paint/buy new ones?

>>1134943

That's not that bad.

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>>1129891
>>1129893
>>1129897
>>1129899
Looks like litigation photos for the landlord to give his lawyer. Like for when a renter skips out on 3 months of back rent without telling the landlord they've left.

>>1131236
>>1131237
That isn't because of space issues. It is because the people who planed the kitchen and installed them are fucking retards.

>>1134943
Just buy new ones, the cost of stripping them and time doing it is far less than the cost of brand new ones.

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>>1129899
Hey! you missed getting paint on the light switch cover plate!!! go back and DO IT RIGHT!!!

>>1135206
>>1135208

Haha. It did have paint around the outer edges, but it can't be seen well in the photo.

>>1134943
Water based emulsion. Should come off with a damp scouring sponge or at worst can be scraped off