Gram needs help

>roku
>antenna
nope

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Don't be such a cheap asshole and get her a pirate Direct TV with all the porn channels unblocked.

I can hook you up if you want to.

>>1127266
Get a TV antenna. You will want to see what channels she is capable of getting. Check out antennaweb.org . You will also want to make sure you get a roof top or pole mounted antenna. Unless shes really close to some transmitters set-top ones are usually sucky.

The map on antenna web will show you were the stations are. If they are all in one direction, a directional antenna will get you farther range. If they are all over an omni-directional antenna will get you more stations.

>>1127272
Otherwise if this isn't doable because of remote location and she has high speed internet for some reason, get a smart tv with netflix. My 96 year old grandma has a smart tv in her room at the nursing home and she binge watches netflix. She uses my account and can navigate it just fine. Full seasons of network television on there.

>>1127269
she wouldn't like that and I don't think I could convince her its legit

If you get her a big ugly dish there are quite a few c? ku? band channels still broadcasting without encryption.

>>1127266

I got an antena myself. Its pretty fucking nice and terrifically cheap. Its not like cable has less comercials or anything, and all i watch is the nature shows on pbs, the chinese and german news, and ocasionally the simpsons, so I don't see a need pay for it.

You will need a hd tv or a converterbox but other than that its pretty easy.

>>1127266
Just plug a cheap laptop into her tv and set it to play a loop of five or six movies on endless repeat. She's old, by the time the loop restarts she'll have forgotten the first movie and it will be like new again for her.

>>1127266
Roku needs internet.

Just gonna have to pony up for a small antenna and hd antenna or call direct tv.

>>1127351
honestly do this but actually just get her a big hard drive full of movies

when you visit her for afternoon tea, ask her what shows she used to like and then download them for her at home. come back with them on a big usb key and transfer them while you have your next tea date.

>>1127287
Don't tell her then.

>>1127266
Stop being cheap and get her basic satellite installed free and you pay the $19 a month.

>>1127266
[high pitch voice]
"don't make me put a cap in your ass"

>>1127266
I cant believe you wont pay for your grandmother's satellite/cable TV

what is it $29 a month?

I bet you don't even clean her gutters. I outta kick your fucking ass you little shit.

>>1128607
she lives a state away and is very prideful I offered but she said that she's no freeloader

>>1127266
Antenna and roku are your best bet. Shes gonna need internet for roku tho man. Im assuming she doesnnot have that, if she dosent have cable. Dsl isnt up to streaming well.

post gilf tatas

Get her basic internet and just share your netflix sub

>>1127266
1. Get satellite tv at your house.
2. Get extra receiver
3. Put extra receiver at grans house
4. Have a happy gran!

Over the air tv is fine. If she's hundreds of miles from a city she'll get 3 or 4 good channels, closer and she'll get 20 or 30. The stations are pretty much the same as cable anyway and all you need is an antenna and a tv new enough to support digital but old enough to still have a coax input.

>>1127266
>shes retired and cant afford cable

Sounds like gram gram is a typical boomer and needs to go back to greeting at Walmart.

>>1127266
is there (literally..) fucking nothing FTA over satellite in Murica, or what? Europe has shitloads, mostly dross, but still, free - get a really, really big dish, point at civilisation, sorted.

>>1128408

Cringe

>>1127266
Get a yagi and put it on a rotating mount.

If she's got internet get a jailbroken fire stick.