I want to build a bunker/undergound shelter. My house is near

>go in cave
>Too dark
>Fetch fire wood
>Wait for lightning
>Fire now
>Take inside
>Ouch hot
>But can see
>See bat, smell bat, eat bat
>Take one fire wood
>Break
>One end sharp
>Good for fight
>Now sheltered
>Cave reinforced with fire and stabby

>>1126475
Lighting a fire inside of a cave is a Really bad idea.

>>1126478

>Shaman always grumpy
>Shaman always command
>Shaman never take woman to cave

Shaman you need leave me be

Ugg say tree not fall down easy, so make fall down then put in cave, stand up like before.
Then cave not fall down easy

>>1126470
find a different hobby.
Or get some african slaves
or machinery..

What happened to innaground?

>>1126543

Ooh say you use cave tree for fire

Just have to make new cave tree after

Idk abt caves but underground houses are cool

https://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Dollar-Underground-House-Book/dp/0442273118

>>1126470
>Make 10 elk kill during elk stabby time
>Use blood of elk to slap hand on wall
>No not Ugg dare go in cave
>Cave reinforced

>>1126645
thanks anon

>>1126475
Wat

>>1126470
But how are you going to get the shipping container in it

>>1126993
>Implying I'm gonna shelter in a container.

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>>1126470
You should be more concerned about the Beholder.

>>1126481
Kek

>>1126475
>>1126481
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