So valentines day is coming around the corner and I'm pretty

>>1124563
for who your hand? buy her a glove.

>>1124564
dang dude

>>1124563
carve a heart out of wood

>>1124568
I forgot to mention: something lowkey. nothing big or requiring a lot of work

>>1124570
nigger all you do is take a lump of wood and carve it into a heart with a knife

if you're too lazy to accomplish that in the next fortnight it's no wonder she's fucking chad behind your back

How long you been together?

>>1124574
2 years

>>1124584
>2 years

I'm pretty sure she's learned by not to to expect anything from you.

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>>1124584
Promise ring- bentwood ring style?

>>1124563
Chocolate covered strawberry's, win. Go CK

>>1124563
Draw a fucking picture of a heart with a crayon and give it to her.
Easiest bow job of the year.

>>1124663

Chocolate covered fruits are god tier. Who doesn't like them?
You could win ME over as your valentine with a box of nice self choc coated cherries and strawberries...

>>1124563
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/snl-digital-short-d-in-a-box/n12100

>>1124726
well, obviously

Make her dinner

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make her a spoon ring
costs next to nothing and they have a really cute backstory

>in the 16-1700's, when a servant was sweet on a girl but too poor to buy her jewellery, they would steal a silver spoon from their master and craft the handle into a ring

i made one for my girlfriend last year when i was flat fucking broke. went to a charity shop and bought a silver tea spoon for $1

told her the backstory when i gave it to her.
she wears it every day

valentines day is a commercialist holiday designed to sell cards and flowers and chocolates.

my girl pays her way and she respects being my partner*

im not her father to provide for her

on the other hand if you guys agreed to exchange gifts, which is cool.

why agree if you arent able to provide your half?

you both should diy or agree to a price though (5-10$ maybe?) if one of you buys a gift and the other makes something itll make the other persons gift look like shit

thats alot of drama when its not even her birthday or a historical holiday

talk to her about it man, if not her then who?

taking other peoples ideas isnt something thats meaningful or personal to both of you.

youre just taking the cheap path and in that case buy her lunch or dinner or something.

figure out what she really needs.

maybe a new shelf in the bathroom for her makeup or to oil the door hinges and tighten some stuff and change her fluids in her vehicle

>>1124563
Give her one of your hoodie or one of your shirts(clean of course). Girls like that

I did this one year. How well it works depends on your location. At the time we lived in a 6th floor apartment. The balcony overlooked the parking lot. Got up at 6:00am, went outside and wrote HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!! <3 on the asphalt with chalk. One other time I bought a red sheet and cut a giant heart (fold it in half and cut both sides at once) and taped the giant heart up in the living room. Either of those ideas can be done for less than $10. Think of DIY when you're getting your Valentine's BJ.

>>1124573
Fucking this.

Holy shit

>>1124668
NOHOMO

BTFO

>>1124803
Mfw i make 60k a year and still dont get blown...


Should i just kill myself or...

>>1124902

No, get a new valentine who isn't a stuck up bitch

>>1124901

Just say exactly that before we fuck and it's alright

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When I was poor-er and doing leather working part time, I made my gf a satchel and rose.

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>>1124902
bragging about $60k/yr