Getting married... Registry items?

OP here, also have

>tile saw
>sawzall
>buckets of painting equipment (rollers, pans, brushes, etc)
>electrical related tools like soldering iron, connectors, wire strippers, etc
>bench drill press
>kreg tool thing
>dowel kit
>heavy duty corded routers x2
>circular saw
Will update with things if I can even remember

>>1123248
If you don't have any, a good Forstner Bit set is fantastic.

Also, a table belt/disc sander if you don't have one is great.

goodbye to your money during the divorce

>>1123248
55 gallon lidded drum, you'll need it eventually.

>someone sends me a link to a wedding registry
>full of expensive tools I can't even afford for myself
>say screw it and just mail them a $25 target giftcard
>"enjoy your new towels and sheets!" then laughs maniacally

two words: harbor freight

Just give them the Fein catalogue.

Dremel - I love mine, from metal working to wood it's awesome
Air impact wrench or ratchet
Sand blaster gun and media
Portable propane heater for working outside
Car charger
Chain saw
Chain saw sharpener
C-clamps
Crowbar
Mallet
Palm sander
Multi oscillating tool from HF
Angle grinder
Shop vac
Pneumatic seat that rolls around
Jack
Jack stands
Car chock
OBD2 reader
Leaf blower
Tripod light
Drop light
Jig saw
File
Torque wrench
Pipe wrench
Breaker bar
AC comb set
Multimeter/non-contact voltage detector/ outlet tester
Safety glasses
Tape measure
Telescoping mirror and magnet
Box cutter
Face mask
Extension cord
Ammo box
Gloves
Parts drawers
Propane torch
Rope
Ratchets
Chains
Speed square
Straight edge
Shop radio
Ice chest

And so on and so on

Shovel, hoe, rake, large axe, hand axe, sledge hammer and wedge for splitting firewood, pole saw, pressure washer, gas cans, mower, weed eater, possibly tiller/cultivator for gardening, firewood rack or just build one, grass seeder push type or handheld crank, step ladder, regular ladder, calk gun, ratcheting wrenches, allen wrench, security bit set, counter sink bits, teflon tape, face mask, ear plugs, shotgun/pistol home defense, binoculars for spying on hot neighbor or to look at the moon, jagged rip stick thing to unclog drains, fireplace tool set with poker brush and broom, firepit for outside, BBQ pit, patio furniture

>high end knife
>Knipex catalog
>Snapon catalog
>Wera catalog

just ask for a gift card from hardware store you go to.

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>Having an expensive wedding and trying to get compensation from the guests
>not just getting married legally and using the savings to buy shit

>>1123719
If you're going to be thinking reasonably and logically about things, why get married at all?

>>1123721
BAH and tax

>>1123723
Not much use after she's taken your house, half your money, and you're paying alimony till the day you die.

>>1123724
Better not marry a cunt then.

Nice wife that wants to stay at home and raise your children, and wasn't abused or abandoned by her father, hasn't had a carousel of dicks through her.... All good for your marriage.

>shilling for the mgtow Jew.
Shygddt

>>1123741
>implying she'll reveal that she's a cunt before it's too late

No guy thinks that's he's marrying a cunt at the time.

>>1123743
this OP.
dont take that chance, or at the least prepare to fake your death.

>>1123248
A purse for your wife to put your balls in.

All joking aside, those mosquito nets that you can put over your garage door so you can work with the door open in the summer without getting bit to shit by mosquitoes is fucking bomb.

I tried this when I got married, we just ended up getting a bunch of money. There was one or two couples that liked the registry.

Only tools you're going to get are harbor freight shit.

No one is going to buy you that shit

I have a hard limit of $25 for wedding gifts, $35 if the groom is a actually a friend, and $0 if it's not the first marriage for the one I'm there for.

>>1123248
Gift registry

How fucking tacky is that?

"We're going to spend a shitload of money on a wedding. So much so that we can't afford to buy ourselves a cheap walmart toaster, so will you buy it for us in exchange for some Boone's Farm and cold cut sandwhiches?"

Get the marriage done in a courthouse and take your friends out to the bar to celebrate and drink until someone ends up in the hospital.

But since you're marrying a woman, she invariably has a princess ideation complex so ingrained in her emotional psyche that even the mere suggestion of a low key affair would result in months of withholding sex.

>>1123248
I let the old lady use the gun and scan shit.

I just told everyone sears.

"What if 2 people get you the same shit?"

How many of you anons have too many hammers or 9/16 wrenches?

There is no such thing.

I know blacksmiths with 300+ hammers. Still not too many hammers.

>>1123954
I agree on this one. I will probably marry the woman I live with, some day. We have 2 kids and shit. She is not a cunt, after 10 years I can tell.

>>1123724
It's called a pre nup, dipshit.

>>1124102
>implying those don't get thrown out of court all the time

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>>1123719
The comment that derrailed a good thread.... geez

>>1123954
why do women care so much about having expensive weddings?

>>1124271
Not all women. Don't generalise. It's usually a joint decision.

>>1124350
yeah?
>[blinks uneasily]
you dont think, its mostly 'anything to keep her happy..' kind of thing?

>>1124350
you know as well as i do its a majority of western women that love large weddings and that men care less so about them.

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>>1123743