How do we improve it, gentlemen?

>>1114189
Make the handle a bit longer with a serrated edge.

>>1114189
Lightmyfire's titanium version is the final form of the spork.

>>1114194
This, but add a folding cover on the serated handle.

>>1114226
Plastic knife sharp, no cover needed...

>>1114250
No, we need steak knife sharp.

Add a 3.5mm jack.

>>1114189
bottle opener cutout on handle

Can somone make a polished 8 piece dining set of these?!?!?! I have a couple of the powder coated ones but they look tacky when I'm having a nice dinner.

>>1114189
Secret blow-dart tube thingy

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>>1114189

its already been done. Improve it by adding butterknife blade to the side. Splade (Splayd) = spoon/fork/knife functionality to single implement.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splayd

Make it sync to your smart device to give you exactly how many time a you raise it to your mouth and make lots of valuable Metadata to sell to advertisers

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>>1114189
BEHOLD

>>1114445
Wheres my god damned steak knife?

>>1114189
Attach an M1881 .45 caliber electric Gatling Gun to the handle.

>>1114194
>>1114226
My first thought too. I'm all for it, but i see one disadvantage: usually one qould want to hold something with the fork while cutting with the knife. How about a detachable knife that one pulls out of the handle.

>>1114282
Because: courage

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>>1114282
Underrated kek

>>1114189
Shipping container with imitation crab meat.

Laser pointer so you don't miss when stabbing food.

>>1114189

Shaving blade and/or toothbrush.

How about a knife, where the blade ends as a fork. 4prods instead of a pointed end. Obviously proportions would have to be changed.

>>1114553
Kevlar shipping container*

BEHOLD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmJmoXgpZKQ

Lazers bich

>>1116235
Mmm great. Feed yourself and slice the inside of your mouth open at the same time.

Fuckin dipstick!

>>1114271
>steak
>serrated knife

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>>1114189
This is the best design.

>>1114250
This guy gets it.

Make the handle a pair of meat shears

>>1114282
If you transmit audio over micro USB, you could save a lot of space on that smart-fork

>>1114189
Paint it black, call it Ms. Stromberg, and say it's a transgender interracial mix.

>>1114498
Came to say this

we dont even have to make it better
we just need how to trick asian people into using it and adopting it

>>1117359
blue tooth.
Of course no respectable spork would omit wireless charging.

>>1114368
You'll cut the corners of your mouth if you're not careful though...