Automatic IoT Connected Staircase Lighting

>IOT
Buy an IOT lathe and stick your dick in it.

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>>1110251
goddamn InternetOfShit

we'll be able to DDoS ourselves from the devices in our own homes

>>1110251
IoT. Why?

Nice lighting. Motion sensors? OK. But why does this have to be controlled remotely?

>>1110328
>Nice lighting. Motion sensors? OK. But why does this have to be controlled remotely?

The stairs lead up from his pallet wood furnished shipping container bunker.

Fucking IoT is becoming the meemee.

>>1110302
What that guy said. And I'm working for ARM.

A light bulb and a switch is all I need, controlled by my hand on the end of my ARM. No Internet access gives me 100% protection from bulb viruses. Also I have to mention Niggers.

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>>1110251

>IOT

Can we stop with this please? I could hook up my LEDs to a motion sensor very easily and it would do exactly what is in that guide, but it wouldn't be hooked up to my phone or my vibrator through teledildonics.

IoT stuff has a place, but this is clearly not it. STOP WITH THE IOT MEME.

>>1110328
Best case scenario is that this is just a logical extension of home automation where you don't want to leave the lights on when you're out of the house.
Worst case they're sticking a wifi card in places theydon't belong, like anywhere but OP's ass.

Put up a sensor that cues up sentry droid
>"Is somebody there?"