I got a lot of rusted metal in one box, no idea what to do with it. I got bored and taped it on my body. Any suggestions?
>>1096630
p...put your dick in it
>>1096634
Smart. Op approved.
>>1096630
You've got one of the ingredients for thermite.
>>1096639
Agreed. Just add aluminum powder and you've got thermite. Also you can hit it on aluminum to make sparks.
Tetanus
>>1096653
>Also you can hit it on aluminum to make sparks.
i've heard of plastic women, but never aluminum ones.
Well youve got half the ingredients to thermite
>>1096630
"YOU ARE IRON MAN"
Learn how to make a furnace and melt it down
>>1096634
Better check how many you can fit in your ass
Caught the tetanus
>>1096696
Why does this 10/10 post have no (you)s?
>>1096951
Because being rusty isn't the deciding factor. If they are in a box and they don't have very sharp edges, their tetanus risk is minimal.
>place in plexiglass casing
>call it art
>????
>profit
>>1097042
Tetanus is present everywhere in the environment. It just so happens that horse shit and rust are especially good hosts to tetanus.
>>1097042
Tetenous is a character from Final Fantasy. Wtf are you ass hats talking about.
>>1097076
>Tetanus is often associated with rust, especially rusty nails. Although rust itself does not cause tetanus, objects that accumulate rust are often found outdoors or in places that harbour anaerobic bacteria.
Put it up your ass
Make a crappy forge and beat that metal back to some former glory. I can guarantee you some folks over in the blacksmithing thread would love some.
>>1096779
*iron oxide man
>>1097102
Nah man, that's when you have ringing in your ears
>>1097333
YOUR SINGING ON THE PIER?
>>1097042
No, it comes from rusty horse shit.
>>1097102
I'm pretty sure tetanis is a sport but you might have to wikipedia it
>>1096630
Dump it at the recycling center.