Cufflinks

1M pots if you really want to impress

>>1093349
555 timers wedged through the cufflink holes

Just get awkwardly drunk, roll up your shirt sleeves, undo the top 2 buttons of your shirt and untuck one side slightly at the front.

Kys

>>1093537
That's fine for the final hour of the night, but what about the first four?

Use the pots but wire them to your penis so you can have a girl you meet turn them to adjust the size of your boner. It's a great party trick and sure fire way to get laid

>>1093349
wearable technology

>>1093757
I'd need 10M to control all this benis

M6 Bolts with 2No. nuts + oversized washers

you could use plumber's tape or any kind of tape and just roll them around your nuts and bolt until there is enough thickness that your zinc washers fit.

>>1093880
Please, it would come out in a dribble.