Hey guys I was looking into freezing my own sperm at home in

You can't put sperm into cryostasis in your freezer.

>>1092535
No worries OP. Just leave it in the Kleenex collection under your bed. It will be fine.

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Sure, just set grandma's freezer to -196 C. And get pic related, cuz that is actually full of liquid nitrogen and frozen sperm. andrology reporting in.

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>>1092535
sciencefag here
you need a few things if you want to be able to use the thawed product (and not just freeze it for the sake of freezing)
>don't fap for a few days (you want to have a lot of sperm in there not just wash-out)
>wash your dick thoroughly
>get a sterile container
>choke the monkey
>mix the "result" with freezing media (usually 95% FBS (fetal bovine serum), 5 % DMSO; different tissues prefer different ratios); because the "product is already a suspension, I'd use at least 10% DMSO and mix it 50/50 (sperm/Freezing media)
>transfer to deep freeze resistant container
>IMMEDIATELY start control-freeze (-1C/minute) down to -80C (you need special containers for this)
>transfer to LN2 (-190C) for long term storage
>minimize temperature variations

let me know if you have questions

>>1092607
Do you have to put the popsicle sticks in before transferring to the deep freeze resistant container, or can you do that when you transfer to long term storage? And if OP's house is anything like mine, long term storage won't even be a thing!

>>1092607
This is to say nothing of thawing it properly