Hey /diy/ how would I go about turning this glass into like a

Jesus Christ clean your room.

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>>1066324
Dude you live in a shithole. Do you ever clean? Is it even possible to vacuum with all that junk?

>>1066324
are you black? that slob looks like a black person apartment.

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Nah just lazy as fuck and I'm pretty white so can we get to the matter at hand

Fucking hell, get your life in order.

>>1066344
Alright I'll start cleaning now does anyone have an answer?

>>1066340
Fucking Snowden!!!

>>1066324
You could literally take a shit on the floor in that room and it wouldn't matter.

If you were trying to troll us with a dirty room then bravo anon you have won.

>>1066348
Yes it is I Edward Snowden, how do I make the table

>>1066356
I just want to know how to make a table out of the glass I didn't know you lot were so autistic my dirty room would trigger you worse than a group of feminazi's being flashed by a white guy

>>1066357
Well first you go to the store to buy supplies .... Maybe a quick flight to the U.S...
We have Home Depot ...

>>1066366
This.
We can help!

>>1066367
>>1066366
I live in New York...

>>1066371
buffalo or binghamton?

these are places i'd expect a slob like yourself to exist

>>1066324

the first step is to clean up that utter shitshow you're living in, step two will follow once you've demonstrated you can follow simple instructions

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>>1066360
Yes you did. Well played.

>>1066324
You don't. Glass tables cannot ever be "nice tables". They're pretty much part of the white trash starter kit, which you seem to be carrying several, some journeyman packs and are working your way towards your master white trash certification.

>>1066360
set the glass on top of some milk crates

Fuck me guys my room is cleaned up and I just want to stain the glass and make a table any tips please?

>>1066324
yes anon, a glass table will totally fit well in the junkyard you live in.

>>1066340
>that cringeworthy triforce pendant
geez

>>1067055
That's a gift from my fiancé it's important to me, bastard. As well it was meant for my living room that's much cleaner than my bedroom

>Room cluttered full of shit
>Let me make some more shit

I am not even a clean freak or anything but I feel like you are going to run into issues if you keep this up.

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It's intended as a centerpiece

Or to replace the corner table

>>1067047

pic of cleaned room?

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I have a feeling OP has the necessary pieces in his front yard to make pic related.

>>1067083
Assuming this is the living room.
Get rid of the pets. Sorry but it needs to happen.
Use the $50 a month you will save to fix yourself and your living conditions.

LRN2ADLT

>>1067132
Nah he needs to keep that shit for when he finally gets the time to fix up his dads old Transam.

>>1066631
>on top of some milk crates

Pallets. Come on. This is /diy/.

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Nice cum rag.

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Nice tamp on applicator

Ohh Jesus, bro. Whoever raised you to think that is acceptable needs to be shot.

>>1067083

what the fuck are on those walls

>>1067083
So poor you can only afford a dog with two legs.
I feel your pain.

>>1066371

I'm sorry

>Go to goodwill/salvation army
>Buy table
>Switch out the top

>>1066371
>US
>new york

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>>1066340
>triforce necklace
>earrings
>yin yang earrings
>tie die shirt
>everything else

jesus...

>>1066371
That explains a lot

Build a square frame that fits just around the edges of the glass, then build some diagonal pieces that would go under the corners, maybe also some thin parts under the edges. Kinda hard to tell how big it is, if you think the middle will be a problem, just make some bits going across the middle. It'll look kind of shabby if you don't stain the wood or put some fancy trim on it, but it's not that big of a deal.

>>1067333
To the one guy who helped out thanks a ton now I a 19 year old living in my parent's house that we're renovating will assemble this as soon as I have the wood

>>1067385

I had a better way, with a picture even, but you didn't post a picture of cleaned room

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>>1067386

>>1067191
nail the glass to a pallet and set it on top of some milk crates
then plastidip the whole thing

>>1067391

>Hut in India
>Hut in Pakistan
>Generic African Hut
>Appartment in New York

Yeah i'll take "most disgusting place I have ever conceived of living" for 100 Alex.

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>>1067391

very nice, okay so you cut notches in the middle of 4 pieces of wood, slot them together in an X, and attach them via legs at whatever height you desire. simple, sturdy, and looks nice

honestly, measure some wood so its even and build a cube. that glass looks heavy enough that it should take a decent sized cube. if too lazy for this, milk crates with a thick blanket between them and the glass so it doesnt scratch. also, stop smoking so much pot and clean your room.

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>>1067413
I dunno, the problem with this kind of thing is that there isn't really anything holding the glass in place, so it could be hard to keep centered. It also works better for round glass, and OPs glass is square with rounded edges. My idea was more like this shitty MS Paint picture.

The wood around the edges would be level with, or slightly above the level of the glass, holding it in place, the corner/cross pieces would be directly below the glass, supporting it and the rest of the structure. There would be empty corners where the curved glass doesn't meet the straight wood, but that could be filled in with trim or just left empty. The legs could be inside the corners of the wood or something.

Kinda making this shit up on the fly, really.

>>1067413
>>1067598
Thanks guys these are great ideas

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>>1067237

>>1067787
>>1067237
Guys she scratching her back she has all of her legs

>>1066324
nigga clean your room.
Then maybe use a nice wooden frame to make your table (with polish). It would probably look really nice, but the rest of your room has to not look like a shithole or the effect will be lost.

>>1067180
He doesn't have the necessary skills. No Bernie supporter does.

>>1067901
Fuck Bernie man, Trump is the way to go. This is the op

>>1068845
>obvious poor white trash
>aspiring to work in a factory for minimum wage

Nobody is surprised by this

>>1067598
>>1067730
suction cups, my desk uses them and it keeps shit in place pretty well

>>1068952
Those little adhesive rubber feet would work better

>>1066340
Someone needs to take a shit on you.
Just shit right on you.
Shit all over you.
Shit all over all your shit.
Smear shit on your shit.
Shit in your dog's ass.

>>1068853
I am poor actually the glass was a gift, it gives me something to do so I'm not depressed and no I want to open a bakery one day, I like to cook and im pretty damn good, either that or I go into ITT or some other kind of computer based line of work

>>1068956
>>1068952
Thanks I like these ideas guys
>>1069038
What the fuck?

>>1069330
ITT is a dead school. Google ITT and read the first four results.

Dont get into computers, we have enough "certified" people who dont really know shit and are too lazy to work.

>>1070280
>Dont get into computers, we have enough "certified" people who dont really know shit and are too lazy to work.

This isnt true.
There are more than enough qualified workers out there, but the reason they arent getting work is NOT because they are ignorant or lazy.
Its because of the H-1B visa problem.

>>1067076
>That's a gift from my fiancé it's important to me, bastard
it wasn't important to her, it cost her $10 at hot topic
start giving a shit about yourself

>>1066340
I'd gay you in the butt if you know wat i mean

For real tho, location??

>>1071400
New York why?

>>1071414
you maybe wanna consider a bit more rational rationing of the personal info here, Tiger - there be people who'll rape you and feed you to the ducks. Not suggesting >>1071400 here would feed you to the ducks afterwards, but, others would. And will.

>>1071445
I'm not going to rape him, jesus. I am gay, not a rapist.

>>1071414


You know, to go on a date? You are kind of cute, that's all.

Too far away tho :(

>>1069330
let me know when you open a bakery so I can call the health and safety guys down, cos if that place is even 1/4 as dirty as your appt you'll kill a lot of people

>>1067814
Do you have sex with her?

>>1071457
Flattered but again I'm engaged
>>1071445
There's a lot of NY
>>1071542
Yes why?
>>1071492
I'll bake a cake for you ;)

>>1071712
Shit not the dog god dammit that's my sister's puppy for Christ sake

>>1071063
Or just maybe we're both very poor people and getting/receiving gifts is about the idea and not the price. She knows I love the legend of Zelda vidya so she got me the neckless.

>>1071715
get wood or plastic to make frame to hold glass up for table usage, get acid to etch or sandpaper to etch glass and use paint/stain to color said glass. Some of that trash CAN be used to do this, google staining materials and plastic recycling methods.

Get Menards panels for your walls, cheap and will upgrade your homes value/personal appearances. I'm guessing drywall will cost too much to finish your walls at this time.

>>1071746
Dude thanks a ton you and those other two guys are really solid people thank you so much for giving me a solid answer and for the advice on my walls

>>1067385
>I a 19 year old living in my parent's house that we're renovating will assemble this as soon as I have the wood
Jesus, you're engaged? Oh man, that girl is going to dump your ass long before any wedding if she has any sense/standards/can do any better. You were living in a literal trash-pile until you were shamed into cleaning. Holy fuck I can't even. You got a job? You definitely won't when you cut all your fingers off trying to make a fucking trashy, glass-top(redundant) table to pile your garbage onto because you don't know how to not shit where you eat.

>>1071783
Yeah I'm working two jobs at the moment, I work night shifts at McDonald's for extra expenditure and I do carpentry at my uncle's business for my major expenditure ie food, bills, etc

>1072208
This is not the OP, I am and I'm only working a Wendy's right now. at

>>1067083
DID YOU GET THAT DOG FROM UBISOFT?