hello diy I hate my neighbors anyone got any good resources

>>1034333
google.com and youtube.com

>>1034333

>>>1032629

Stone carving?
Loud
Dusty

>>1034333
Start death metal ban.

>>1034333
>other things that involve loud banging
turn your house into a brothel

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just build a bookshelf or something simple out of wood use a palm sander these things are loud as hell use 120~ grit so you can actually provide proof of progress if needed and if anyone starts complaining say its your first DIY project and feign ignorance about sandpaper grits
>tfw you dont use annoy your neighbor you annoy the whole neighborhood

>>1034333
>loud banging
Your mom and I could start meeting at your house instead...

>>1034333
>things that involve loud banging
ask your mom

>>1034631
this, make sure that the chicks "hired" like to scream

>>1034333
Woodworking. Nothing says "FUCK YOU!" like a 10" saw ripping a chunk of wood at 7:30 on a saturday morning.

>>1034856
10"? Go 12!

>>1034866
use a 36" radial arm saw

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>>1034856
>>1034866

Honestly, it doesn't have much to do with the blade as much as the saw itself.

Here, have one of these.

>>1034868
Yess! Or op can pour a slab of concrete. Then rent a concrete saw and cut it into little bricks/squares. And when his neighbers ask wtf hes doing. He can say its cheap to cut his own bricks instead of buying them.. Lmao

>>1034869
True.. Those cheap metal gears and shit.. Really noisy.

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>>1034333
loud banging, you say?

>>1034674
>>1034669
Kek

>>1034856
>10'
>20'
aww, so cute!
Inherited a DIYed beast with a 39' (1m) blade and 5kW motor, that thing eats through a piece of log faster then a gas powered chainsaw.
Also the way that blade rings is just porn material.

Only problem is that it's around 80-100kg (176-220 pouds), so I rarely use it, because wrestling it out of storage every time is too much of a chore...
>>1034869
Big belt-driven saws are fairly quiet until something touches the blade, then all hell breaks loose.

Angle grinder. Big ones. Those steel beams really take up too much space in your yard.

>>1035133
>Big belt-driven saws are fairly quiet until something touches the blade

I owned that saw specifically. It was $100 new.

It's also the shittiest tool I've ever owned. All-around flimsy, couldn't even cut straight. and louder than EVERY SINGLE OTHER THING IN MY SHOP running at the same time.

Even for annoying the neighbors (at which it would excel) I still don't recommend it.

>>1035522
>Even for annoying the neighbors (at which it would excel) I still don't recommend it.
That's pretty bad
>This saw is so shitty, even though it will piss off everyone in a mile radius, it will piss you off most!

>>1034333
start doing cymatics.

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>>1034333

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By one of these and start cutting your house down that should piss you neighbours off.

>>1034333
I'll be honest, I read your thread and could help thinking "what a fucking idiot".

>>1034333
Me and yur mum bake cookies pretty loud

>>1034333

Get some peacocks. The emit blood-curdling screams.

>>1034333

Do like my neighbors do: hire a couple of Mexicans with leaf blowers to blow around the dust around your yard every day.

>>1037601
Make sure they use their truck radio to play themselves some of that fucking ranchera music while they work

>>1034333
Just get one of those outdoor waterproof speaker systems. You'd only need one or two. Then download the sounds of female cats in heat/mating. Make an entire playlist.

But make sure each individual track is varied, it's repetition that humans can ignore, even the most pleasant sound can become damn frustrating if it randomly pops up, rather than the comforting regularity of a grandfather clock, or crickets chirping at night in the middle of the summer.

So, it should go like this:

>5 minutes of female cat in heat meowing loudly
>2 minutes of silence
>3 minutes of two cats screaming/fighting
>5 minutes of silence
>4 minutes of cat hissing loudly
>30 seconds of silence
>etc. etc. etc.

Best part is, as long as you keep the speakers properly camouflaged, and never use them for anything else, then no one can call the police on you.

Or if they do, honestly tell them you don't own any cats, and nor do you leave food/water out for them. So the police can't do shit unless they discover your speakers/playlist.

>>1034333
nice trips... how about making some Steeldrums?

>>1034609
How would banning death metal help the cause?

This is the funniest thread I have read in a long time guys, well done.

>>1034856
>5 AM on a Wednesday?
>PERFECT TIME TO INSTALL NEW KITCHEN MOLDING!

Also if you're not using a hammer make sure to put your air compressor outside for safety reasons!

>>1039860
>>compressor
/thread. Once lived on an industrial estate, weren't sposed to have 'neighbors' as no fucker actually allowed to live there legally. Complaints over the usual trivialites thus seldom, set up a 120 db sound system? No-one GAF.

But run a HF noise and smoke special for a few hours, at night? sure as fuck, someone complains. Not unjustifably mind, but still. Fucking aural nightmare, them things are.

>>1034333
grinder with concrete cutting is deafening... dusty as fuck too which is a bonus if it drifts into their space lol

>>1037584
problem is they dumber then bricks, even chickens make them look retarded...

If yoh want to cause some long term annoyance:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8E9Mca5w-fQ

http://www.motherearthnews.com/homesteading-and-livestock/raising-guinea-fowl-zmaz92aszshe.aspx

Make good guard animals too. They will act up every time a leaf falls on your property.

>>1039899
be prepared to get evicted or something if you gindstones and have the dust get into the neighbors yard.

stone griding needs to be done in a workshop, or away of the general public.

silica dust is bad for your health.

>>1039918
stone grinding as in general concrete? shit i did some concrete cutting today with only a tea towel as face/nose mask. hmmm

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>>1039948
rip, I hope you at least had your safety squints on.
https://www.osha.gov/silica/

>>1040036
yeah i wear squints. i wish you did not mention silica! fuck sakes now i am gonna be scared for the next week.

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>>1034333
Play the drums

Get a motorcycle/dirt bike with a carb and spend your weekends running it constantly (without the muffler) and adjusting the carb by sound.

>>1038294
I shit you not
I did that
The high school I graduated from needed two for a play. Didn't have to sound right, just look right.
Po-pos came, told them it was for the school, and they laughed and left. Took me three days.

Heres some thing cheap: a piece of sheet metal and a hammer . just act like ur trying to form something. Bang the fuck away. Only do it five minutes at a time.wait awhile . then do it some more....all fucking day

>>1040769
this, and wear earplugs for christ sake

>>1034333
grind a parabolic mirror

Wood saw works well. Like a table top saw. You really wanted to get into carpentry, did you not?
Those damn things can be so loud...I can barely hear my own blacksmithing when my little brother does his carpentry stuff.

Next time they leave for an extended period break into their house, turn the water off of their toilet, now flush a shit load of potato chunks down, put them in the sink pipes, every pipe you can find. The gutters would be good for whole potatoes so that they swell up and rip the pipes apart

A easier thing to do would be to take some knotweed and throw small pieces all over their yard. the roots grow 6 feet down and it will take a couple seasons of herbiciding to kill.

>>1040044
It's OK, you will need to worry for a lot longer than that.

RIP in twenty years, anon. Nice knowing you, you will be missed