Gimme some /d/irty humor you sluts!
Also, anybody have the illegal U-turn pic?
>>7536965
>>7536967
>>7536969
So this was my captcha for creating the thread...
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>>7536976
>>7536977
No, no I cannot. Fair enough I am outtie.
>>7536977
This could have been a fun, lighthearted thread, then you came along. You're what's killing /d/.
/d/orse games
>>7537118
>>7536977
>>>/trash/
>>7537126
This is my fetish.
>>7536977
fhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuu
>>7537126
i really need the source please?
>>7537120
Link?
>>7537187
Wang Er-Xi ― Night Stories from a Chinese Studio
fucking took me a while
>>7537114
Does this count? Because it gave me a chuckle.
This is all I got.
>>7537117
More like this please, I'm so close
>>7537124
This is only funny if you are an /o/ regular
So, I have plenty of dirty /h/umor, but not all of it qualifies as /d/irty humor. I'll post it anyway though.
Let's get this thread on a roll !
>>7537497
looks like a fucking pikmin enemy
I don't know if this counts as a form of hentai but it has 50% drawings on it, so it counts in my book.
>>7537389
Quality board
>>7536965
Actually, us engineers finish working long before the building is up, unless you like to live dangerously.
You want the construction site manager for that kind of pun.
>>7537546
Have you never visited your own building after construction is complete? Have you not touched yourself under a domed skylight at the end of a hallway you helped envision? Because I have and it was perfect. Also, 25% off rent.
>>7537549
>Also, 25% off rent.
How unethical. At least you didn't use too many shortcuts with your own life on the line, amirite.
>>7536965
>anybody have the illegal U-turn pic?
Forgot it earlier.
SLORP
>>7537497
Can't not see this.
something I got from another thread
>>7537668
forgot pic
>>7537628
Should've obeyed the sign.
My folder is limited by the fact that it is formatted for /tg/ filename threads.
>>7537117
This is my type of doujin!
>>7536965
Best Thread
May the truth be heard
>>7537670
Hey i can see my response there!
>>7537556
This is actually both the best and the worse loading screen for a h-game.
Source?
Scraped from 8ch
Not really sexual, but still cute and funny
That's it for me. Dump what you have /d/eviants
>>7537933
Tag me in when you have the sauce please.
>>7537239
That's all there is
>>7537126
That's the look of a woman who just realized why she fell in love with her husband
>>7537246
thanks for your hardwork daddy
>>7537961
ive seen this one long ago but i Never found the original source does anybody have it?
>>7538052
its looks like elfen lied from the art, but i cannot be certain
>>7537705
>>7537239
>>7538035
The ending was a bit of a giveaway in my opinion.
>>7537117
At least the version with good formatting.
>>7538441
that would be /v/ humor
>>7538369
Monzetsu?
>>7538369
sauce? image search didn't find anything
>>7538474
I got it from a previous humor thread, sorry.
>>7538488
>>7538501
Again, got it from one of these, if I had a higher res I would have posted it instead.
>>7536972
>>7538474
>>7538488
the bitch and the magnum
>>7538597
Someone beat you to it dude.
>>7537554
>>7538344
The bad formatting is part of the joke
>>7538344
>the version with good formatting
So are you going to post it or just tease us with even worse formatting?
>>7537494
Now post the one with the ghost dad.
Does anyone have the inflation screencap where they were fapping to Weimar Deutschmarks?
>>7538446
What are you on about ?
I would say that everyone that ever bought a PSvita got fucked pretty hard. That's clearly /d/ material.
>>7538612
this one reminds me of a picture of the same artist where the chick has a tentacle going up her pussy and then out of her mouth
>>7537322
Do you want pinkeye? Because that's how you get pinkeye.
Press F for Onii-chan
>>7537326
f UCK
>>7537324
i know how to deal with this
fairy types are strong against dragons
>>7537493
why is this even more poignant today
>>7537711
/d/ is /tg/'s wild side so post away, brother
>>7537324
>>7537318
he needs to see that
>>7537585
>the filename
>>7539354
SHNISH KERBOBBERGIN SHNISH KERBOBBERGIN SEY EY EY EY
>>7538612
i member that thread
Here's a new one from the anal thread.
>>7537622
Eat girl, sell pizza?
Manga: Youjo Senki
(taken out of context)
>>7539476
The girl seems to be wondering how that space shuttle wound up in her pussy after all that talk about what to put in her ass.
>>7539639
SpaceX is already working on a new rocket to penetrate her ass.
>>7539639
artist here, I had to take some anatomical liberties unless I wanted to put the legs in a really weird spot.
>>7538638
To this day I am still angry at this edit.
It was not soldier in that response, it was Larfleeze.
>>7539687
It's funnier with the soldier anyway
>>7539053
>Press F for Onii-chan
Wait wait, what Doujin is this?
Cause that name takes me nowhere XD
>>7537711
>>7536979
2011, good times
>>7536965
>>7539889
how is it possible to be this new
it's a meme you dip
>>7537101
>>7537326
FUCK YOU
>>7540378
Not based on where it's placed on her body, it's not.
>>7540392
Are you the drawfag, because if not how do you know when the anatomy is so impossible to make it tell?
>>7540395
The only part of the anatomy that's impossibru is the stretching—and maybe the way her legs are positioned a little. You can quite clearly see where her anus should be with relation to her back and buttcheeks, and that spot is above where the space shuttle is inserted—which is located much closer to where her pussy should be.
The drawfag even spoke up >>7539650 and admitted that he had to take anatomical liberties in order to make the insertion work visually.
>>7536965
>>7539687
weow i just learned something on /d/.... What a day.
>>7537326
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>>7537322
idk why this is so funny to me
>>7537933
Scribble Kid. Did a bunch of loli gore waaaayyy back, followed by him nuking everything and starting over with shitty not loli gore webcomics. No idea what he does these days.
How come no one posted this one yet?
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>>7536965
I love how the mods go on a crusade against any and all captions but still allow this. The doublethink is unreal and this kind of faggotry on the part of the mods would never have been tolerated in the old days.
/d/ is well and truly dead now, all that's left are newfags who will never understand the culture that brought 4chan to life.
I hope you faggots rot in hell.
>>7540408
Kek, this is why I never said anything in the anal thread.
>just because a duck has all the physical and behavioral traits of a goose doesn't make it anything but a duck too the passerby
>>7540696
Spoken like a true newfag.
>>7540696
Seems like someone is not loving it !
https://youtu.be/oHAwhZBnI1A
>>7538633
Windows reserves D: for the disk drive.
>>7542028
Sauce? Filename just brings up some composer
>>7537117
>mfw a Situationist is in /d/
>>7537585
>that file name
>>7542040
Could only find it in spanish
https://exhentai.org/s/bce79e630e/1034013-7
I hope you know how to taco appropriately
>>7540338
What? That's not an edit
>>7542040
>I fucking remember this thread
I've been here too long...
I originally found this from a /d/ humor thread, so I'm counting it, even thought the source is /gif/
>>7537318
kek
>>7537964
cute
>>7542241
https://hitomi.la/galleries/1035121.html
(i hope this link works)
It took me 20 entire seconds you faggot
reverse image search exists
>>7542253
Bitch, please. If you've only been here three years, you need to be lurking moar.
>>7542262
Thanks, fucker. It's 4 am and I'm trying not to wake up everyone in the whole damn house.
>>7542327
>Bitch, please.
Don't get ahead of yourself, anon. Average lurker is ready to participate after a few months of lurking, absorbing memes, terms and attitudes - tops. If they need to rather than just decide on their own to lurk longer than that, they're retarded enough that they shouldn't participate at all.
>>7542040
https://exhentai.org/g/1087047/b1e861e1f6/
Use search on sadpanda. Helps a lot.
>>7537711
chuck tingle is a gift to mankind
>>7536965
Engineers don't do shit but sit in a cubicle making CAD drawings all day...
just sayin
>>7537497
I'm more disturbed by the fact that the fucking podracer from the phantom menace immediately came to my mind.
>>7537711
> Search Chuck Tingle
> "People also searched for Zoé Quinn"
Can't make that shit up
>>7542423
I never knew this got a sequel
>>7542572
Actually it did get two real sequels
pic unrelated
>>7542320
your mother's a man
>go to sadpanda
>search "traumerei language:english"
how is this even remotely difficult i dont understand
>quickly google 'nhentai traumei' [sic]
>https://nhentai.net/g/193396/
Am I being memed on or what
>>7542760
is true. also, father is woman. Terrible paperwork mistake in old country.
>>7542320
Can you find one that's not translated to Vodka please
>>7539650
OK but why put it in backwards?
>>7542740
what the fuck? what did he get nominated for a Hugo for?
>>7543055
Space Raptor Butt Invasion
>>7536972
>screencapping
>not right-clicking/saving-as on captcha field
How retarded are you?!
>>7536965
source?
>>7537955
>dat sukeban
HNNNNNNNGH!
>>7539205
How do you mean?
>>7540666
Context check.
>>7542800
Doesn't ANYONE have the source on that?!
>>7541981
Not if you remove the disk drive for space to add another hard drive.
I needed an extra sata port what was I supposed to do
>>7537119
>>7542505
They're collaborating (supposedly?) on a project.
>It'll never see the light of day
>>7543013
cuz it's funny
>>7542028
i want a sex bro
>>7542028
>this is what two nukes does to you
>>7537504
Kek
>>7543586
So this is where Urban Dictionary got it from.
Heck of a ride, guys. Way better than ylyl. I rate 8/8.
>>7542795
my sides have died for motherland
>>7543586
>/tools/
what?
>>7543253
what are you, ga. . .nevermind, forgot this is /d/
carry on
>>7543776
It was part of the Firefox 4chan extension 10 years ago.
>>7537670
i also would love this pillow
>>7537965
I swear, the backgrounds in these comics are basically better than the foreground. Also, Instinct or Extinct.
>>7542320
Or so could I one up you and find the english version.
https://exhentai.org/g/1087047/b1e861e1f6/
>>7545007
>could one up you and find the english version.
Son you got one up by 39 hours
>>7542409
>>7545030
I'll just... go and be stupid somewhere else
>>7544521
>file name
>>7537158
As a Wisconsinite, fuck you
>>7537582
More realistic than the human soap, masturbation machines, skin lampshades, rollercoaster, or burning pits
>>7545171
>human soap, masturbation machines, skin lampshades, rollercoaster
Okay, I'll bite. How the hell are any of these related to Auschwitz? I'm morbidly curious, especially about the second.
>>7545188
>>7545186
I don't have the screencap, but there's a (maybe?) joke account of auschwitz where there were 'masturbation machines that they would attach boys to until they fell over from exhaustion'
last one
>>7545186
there are allegations that some of the scientists and doctors at the concentration camps would go beyond your standard "how long can this guy be in freezing weather before he dies" inhumane experimentation and used the remains of the people interned there to make things like leather (from their skin) and soap (from their body fat)
there are pictures floating around of lamps with human skin instead of fabric
no idea about the masturbation machines or roller-coaster
>>7545198
Kek, I need sauce on this one
>>7545204
Oh yeah, we need more /g/ on this board.
>>7537101
>>7545225
never had it, friend
>>7537499
Wow. It's rare to see even a single superboob, but she has 2!
Obligatory
Shit like this is why people say we're going to hell
>>7539426
I like you
>>7545385
Yeah, openly enjoying Shadshit is a prime identifier of one's decent into depravity
>>7543582
>Well I'm from /d/ and this is my love pillow.
Fucking kek. Anybody know if there was ever a response to this?
>>7537628
Holy shit wtf is up with his right shoulder
>>7538619
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
>>7543588
>>7543109
[Spark Utamaro] Shiruwo Suunawa
source: yandex reverse search
>>7545186
>Okay, I'll bite. How the hell are any of these related to Auschwitz? I'm morbidly curious
>>7545192
I love that doujin.
>>7545862
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>>7545078
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>>7545855
Thanks guys. [Knowing is half the battle.gij]
>>7537951
Turned me on
>>7538619
>That first sip of the day
This one's always good for a chuckle. The doujin only gets funnier from here on out.
>>7546026
>funny
That's just making me sad.
>>7546034
anime where the protagonist shoots lasers from her tits when?
>>7546057
Doubly funny now that Gardevoir is weak to Steel.
>>7546068
https://hitomi.la/galleries/893186.html
>>7546026
Anon, you're a psychotic monster.
>>7537503
Source on the original
>>7546100
One of Mizuryu Kei's touhou doujins.
>>7540482
>Not spaghetti until it get steamy
>>7546116
>Steaming spaghetti
The hell kinda ghetto ass cooking do you do?
>>7537495
I really don't like were attack on titan is going
can I request the girl with a giant glass of semen thinking 'I shouldn't have ordered a large'
>>7545887
that's the saddest thing I've seen all month
>>7546169
was confirmed by extra material
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Tracer:_Reflections
>>7546169
>is tracer a confirmed dyke
Yep.
This is official art.
>>7546430
>Only ones who visit poor Winston on Christmas
>>7545863
Kek
>>7537670
Whats the point of girl having a dick if you cant feel it?
>>7546727
Shouldn't you be on /h/?
>>7542466
>TFW You spend countless hours working on this guy and only this F@#$^&G guy, only to have him to die shortly after he's on screen
Tears of joy/despair for days
>>7546746
I think you might need to reread his post once or twice, anon.
>>7546931
No, I meant what I said and said what I meant. What is he doing on /d/ if he can't appreciate 2d futa? (Then again what is he doing looking at porn in general if he can't appreciate it without being able to touch it?)
>>7546936
isn't it unhealthy/unsafe for a horse to lay down like that? presumably that would apply because all the parts below the waist are horse parts, right?
>>7537326
It's been a while. Fuck you.
>>7543176
>It'll never see the light of day
Because it's focused on where the sun don't shine.
>>7546542
So THAT'S from where Pornhub stole the idea.
>>7547002
Horses are able to lay down (in fact they need to do so to sleep (though they often nap standing)), they just can't do so for extended periods of time. Around 20 min at a time is the natural period for sleeping, and vets consider 3 hr the hard limit for surgery.
>>7547582
what huh? what's wrong with them?
they have to wake and stand every hour then?
OC
>>7547628
Horses are heavy enough that when they lay down (they lay on their side as opposed to on their legs like on the daki) it limits blood flow (and tissue that has limited blood flow can be damaged when it returns to normal), can damage nerves and muscles from the pressure, and can cause the lung on the side they are laying on to have difficulty circulating blood out, causing it to pool in the lung.
>>7547700
>GreenTeaNeko
Mah nigga
>>7547628
>they have to wake and stand every hour then?
Nope, like it says, its about every 20 min, not hourly. Though this is as probably more to do with the fact that in the wild they are prey animals and not being alert and able to run for an extended period of time is a death sentence.
>>7547683
Sauce?
>>7547723
unfortunately I have no idea
>>7547723
don't know either, but on topic...
Is Arnie /d/?
>>7547692
>>7548291
Aren't you suppose to but that logo on a screencap of someone surrounded by a bunch of buff dudes, not just on random porn?
>>7548345
oh shit I forgot
>>7548352
Forgot what? Our daddy taught us to be proud of our shitpost.
>>7545855
that's some wile e coyote shit
>>7546031
that's so full of shit
This thread still hasn't 404'd? /d/ is slower than I thought.