Anal Gaping/Expansion

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Had another session last night, got past the second knuckle with all fingers+thumb. Real issue getting it further.

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>>7529723
Someone two threads ago posted something about using a chair or something.

someone give me good ideas

>>7530873
Get an education and respect you parents

>>7530920
That's a pretty good one.

Not what I was looking for from this thread though.

>>7530873
A cute girl (early 20s) with a bus shoved halfway up her butt.

>>7530956
Can't we go bigger?

>>7530873
A double decker couch!

O god I fucked up

>>7532882
What?

>>7531405
Your right...

A cute girl (early 20s) with a dump truck shoved halfway up her butt.

>>7533017
How about a space shuttle? They're even shaped better for it.

>>7529723
I can get past my wrist, though not much further since I can't bend backwards far enough to push my arm in (I can only imagine how horrifying it would be to have your forearm lodged in your anus and fuck up your back so bad you're calling medical); I need a gf who's into this stuff.

>>7533022
go bigger, booster fuel tank

>>7533030

Lookup belladona bitchfist.

>>7533022
I didn't think of that. That's a great idea.

Hey you >>7530873. Space shuttle up the butt please!

>>7533056
I used to have something like that, a 17-inch superdong, just the right size so I could take it to the balls. Thought I could take a Chance, went XL, got the Flare, the sheer amount of frustration I have at not being able to plunge past the medial ring on that thing- I could do it but it feels like I might blow open my guts if I went that far.

>>7533030
>I can only imagine how horrifying it would be to have your forearm lodged in your anus and fuck up your back so bad you're calling medical
If it's any assurance, they see worse than that all the time. People shove stupid things up their asses, at least yours would be easy to get back out.

>>7533127
I guarantee somebody would take a picture for posterity and to prove the case file wasn't bullshit

>>7533082
So do it

>>7533156
I'd rather not embarrass my family by getting on the news broadcasting in such an undignified manner.

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I tried too hard.

>>7534140
Wish silicone was cheaper. Would love to make bottles like that into toys like varka does.

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>>7534937

>>7534958
What is the pink stuff anyways?

>>7533022
Do you actually want to see this? I can draw it tomorrow when I get home from vacation.

>>7535185
I mean on one hand I was just joking with him, but on the other that's something I'll probably never get the chance to see again.

>>7535224
it'll be worth it for the memes.

I'm back on track and my 30cm tall, 10cm diameter toy is within reach again.

Going to diy a fuckingmachine too.

>>7535185
>Do you actually want to see this?
Yes, I really would. As long as there's no prolapse. I hate prolapse.

>>7536362
sauce?

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>>7536606
No idea.

>>7535993
Tell me more about diy fuck machine, I want to build one too

>>7534980
Raw chicken Mc nugget

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>>7535224
>>7536014
i did it huehuehuehue :^)

>>7536606
Fairly sure that's by gerupin.

>>7536684
We can end the thread now.

>>7536684
Ya know, if they had done this it could've saved Columbia.

>>7536606
https://exhentai org/g/600879/b27159b062/

>>7536684
Kek, a bit different from what I was expecting but thank you anon.

>>7537446
I really thought it would go the other way. NASA literally designed it with penetration in mind and he ignored that.

>>7537467
Yeah, that was one of the things I was expecting. She literally has the thrusters in her anal cavity.

>>7536362
>>7536606
[Gerupin (Minazuki Juuzou)] Kakuchou Senkan Yamato - Expanding Battleship Yamato (Space Battleship Yamato 2199)

>>7536684
god what the fuck

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>>7537929

I can't seem to be able to stretch more than 8-10cm diameter.

It feels like it's not the actual anus that's the limit.
Iike when you stretch a rubberband to the point where it maxes out.

Sup with that?

>>7538448
Biology or some shit i dunno. Probably reaches your bones.

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>>7538499
>>7538448

You eventually will hit hip bone and that's the max. Women can fit bigger things in their asses because of the larger birth canal. In other words women have a wider hip hole so they can squeeze babies out their nether region.

>>7538448
If you're hitting bone there are some oval shaped ones that can help.
https://www.organotoy.de/epages/63265572.sf/en_US/?ObjectPath=/Shops/63265572/Products/66

>>7538343
Bigger

>>7538499
>>7538605
>>7538839
There's no way it's my bones.

It's only 10cm diameter. I'm not even close to what other people take. Not even a small build guy.

>>7539271
10 cm is nothing to scoff at. It's more than your asshole was ever really meant to pass, so it's going to be a lot harder to stretch beyond that than it was to get to that point. It's extremely close to the maximum diameter of your pelvic opening too, so you're looking at extremely limited expansion beyond that anyway.

>>7539402
What the fuck is that inside her asshole meant to be?

>>7539460
She's a tiny fairy it's a lollipop

>>7536684

>>7539476

>>7539271
Can definitely be your bones. The pelvic outlet isn't so big (around 12 cm diameter, but it's not just your anus in there), especially in males. 10cm is pretty close to it.

>>7536684
fapping to this right now

>>7540358
I'm honored.

>>7540364
Guy who originally requested it here. I'd like to thank you again for drawing but I have to say I don't get why you made her put the wrong end of the rocket up her. It'd make way more sense for the thruster end to be sticking out of her.

>>7540375
for the meme value of course

>>7540384
Would you consider doing another with opposite end sticking out? Maybe while it's still at the launch base?

>>7540388
what the hell, why not. I might be busy but I can do it sometime in the next few days.

>>7540390
Thanks man. So yeah, up her butt, maybe already have the robot in countdown sequence so the thrusters are starting to fire up. Maybe even have a voice on speaker saying to get her off but it's too late for that.

>>7539440
>>7539770
But I see plenty of people taking much larger toys. Sure, they have much much more practice than me.

I don't want to believe that this is the end of the road of stretching.

>>7540690
How deep can you go?

There's your new road to go down

>>7540690
Not sure how much there is bigger than that. Even a 2 liter is only 11 cm. Part of it might be how soft their toys are. A very soft toy can easily shrink to half the diameter compressed. What are you using?

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I did it guys! After a year and a half of trying, I've finally managed to cum using only my ass.
I clenched up so hard my dildo went flying across the room and I'm pretty sure I passed out, because me, my chair and the floor was absolutely drenched in mystery liquid all of a sudden. Might've pissed myself, but it was sticky, so I dunno.
Dunno if I can go back now. Just jerking it won't satisfy me.

>>7542517
gz

>>7542517
Tell me how you did it, I still havent cum that way

>>7542529
Just punded away with my dildo. I'm using a 2 inch diameter double dildo. Pretty much kept it around my sigmoid because I really enjoy the feeling of making the turn. At some point your body tries to push it out but you just gotta keep fucking yourself with it.
That works for me, but its pretty different from stuff i've read so who knows.
Oh, and laying down on your stomach completely flat, planking style, feels real good when you go deep.

https://discord.gg/CvPDg42

>>7542560
What is this?

>>7542821
Discord server

>>7542544
I'm jealous haven't been able to succeed at that

>>7542957
For?

>>7542963
I thought it was never going to happen this time yesterday but I got in the right mindset today and it just sorta happened. Hope I can do it again. Sans the massive cleanup this time, maybe.

>>7541460
Longest I got is about 25cm insertable and I can take that.

>>7541898
Hmm, could be it. It's a kingcock iirc, 12". It's soft but also stiff in the center.
Suppose I could try a softer one.

>>7543000
Know if it's the same as their basix brand? Threw them all out a while ago, but they were flexible, but not super squishy. Buy something big made of real silicone to see if it fits.

Bumping for drawfag

Still here?

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>tfw forced to work impractically long hours for the next 2 weeks
This was going to be my week off
>job mostly involves waiting/driving with intermediate walking in buildings
>downgrading to smol Asian car from roomy GM W-body
Wish me luck. I'm gonna make it work.

>>7543000
Well I've seen three foot long fucking, so get deeper

>>7544165
>roomy GM W-body
Wow I'm spoiled. Never thought of those as very big, but I guess it's relative.

well, with patience and practice I've managed to achieve 9" circumference knots (made with socks around dildos covered with condoms) and an entire 18" double dildo completely inside. I think both of these are my dimensional limits so its really only practice to make these easier I guess.

Tips: get a good water-based gel lube. Silicone toys are the safest, but aren't usually as flexible. Go for toys with less texture. Put a condom on anything, I promise it's not likely to fall off inside you if you don't lube the toy before you put the condom on it. Go slow, there's not much by way of pain nerves in there. Try not to get too greedy.

>>7544307
>Silicone toys are the safest, but aren't usually as flexible
Where did you get silicone that isn't flexible?

>>7544307
You can go deeper

>>7545083
You can always go deeper.

Bump so the thread is still up when artfag returns

>>7545753
Disgusting

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Hi, stretching intermediate here.

I have a John Holmes UR3 that I can use the full length comfortably, pushing through the inner sphincter.

https://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/realistic-dildos/john-holmes-ur3-cock

Having mastered this I went up to the infamous Bam dildo, which is proving a bit more tricky.
https://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/realistic-dildos/bam-realistic-cock

Basically, despite being only slightly thicker, it's way less comfortable, even a bit painful, as it pushes through the inner sphincter. I feel a slght pop, then terrible cramping, and I have to take it out within seconds. Kills my boner quickly

I was wondering if there was another dildo around this scale that can help open up my sigmoid. I'm wary about dropping more money on a dildo I can't use, or barely can use, even if its good quality silicone. I also want variety in my collection, not just a slightly scaled up version of what I have. Any ideas or experiences like this?

>>7546225
It being 10" insert able length means it stop inside of the bend. which is what makes it uncomfortable. A longer dildo which fully goes though the sigmoid will be a lot less uncomfortable.
I have a dildo that's also around that size. (not as wide) but that one is a bit uncomfortable aswell when fully inserted. But a longer and wider dildo is only uncomfortable when entering the sigmoid. After it goes a little deeper the uncomfortable feeling goes away. At least that's my experience. My biggest past sigmoid is 1.7 inch diameter so I'm no expert on this subject.

>>7546384
O: I think I have the same problem. Thanks anon.

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>>7546225

I have a Bam dildo, the kind in firm rubber, and it's quite a rough challenge, even as I've taken bigger, fatter toys. What you want is a soft silicone toy that will taper you open, or a UR3/Cyberskin dildo even bigger than John Holmes. Bam comes in UR3 now, if you're willing to have a copy.

http://www.madamegirl.com/vac-u-lock-hung-ur3-cock-white-dj1015-36/

Also, I haven't bought anything from here, but their sizes basically start at "John Holmes" and only get bigger.

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>>7546566

WHOOPS forgot link, it's https://www.mrhankeystoys.com/shop

>>7546574
Anyone here ever bought from them? Some of the designs look good.

>>7546225
How many times do I have tell this to people.
Just use socks and ducktape to make a shape that you want and put a condom over it.
You can very gradually increase the thickness in any part of the toy using this method which is perfect for people like you.
It's also cheap, like you wanted.
Just take the one you were comfortable with and use it as a base.

>>7547441
Where to discreetly buy condoms by the crate for all these sock dildos

>>7547459
You can just wash it after use and keep using the same one assuming you don't take it off. Just keep oil based things away from the condom and it will last for a long while.

>>7547459
Actually a huge amount of condoms would be less strange i think, you can say it's for a student association/prevention thing.
ANd the internet

Ugh.

Blood.

How long to heal?

1 month?

>>7547485
Depends on the amount, how deep and what exactly you did. At least a week, a month if anything serious and or you want to be sure.

>>7547462
If you say you're going to hand them out, some places give them away too.

>>7547461
That's disgusting

>>7548477
Sounds like someone found a way to get free condoms supply for unlimited fucking

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>>7540831
That look on her face.

Effing hawt!

>>7534877
varka is my idol.

I just bought that huge inflatable plug he uses. I love popping a beach ball out of my ass <3

>>7545699
Where did the drawfag go?

>>7547485
Depends if it's deep or not. Your rectum can handle some abuse and will heal 1-2 weeks, deeper into sigmoid and beyond takes longer.

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come on boys post some more

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>>7549493
No

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>>7549496
But you just posted more dummy!

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>>7549498
No, you're wrong

>>7549034
Shit, I wanted to get back to it today

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>>7549515
But that's a post, right there!

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>>7549520
Senpai, you are misunderstanding the situation. I couldn't possibly be posting here.

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>>7549535
Are you sure, because, before my eyes, in front of my ocular organs, my viewing orbs, I see before me, one post! From you!

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>>7549541
I am certain. You are imagining things.

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>>7549544
You're imagining me imagining things.

>>7549547
This character is so hot. I wanna do everything he's doing.

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>>7549831
He really is just perfect.

>>7549873
Yo, source?

>>7549924
Look at it. Obviously from tumblr.

>>7549924
http://msix6.tumblr.com/
>>7549925
kek

>>7549925
I gathered that much, but I couldn't find anything.>>7549934
Thanks!

good thread, it made me gay

>>7550011
It's not gay if it's a dildo. It could be a feminine one.

i love playing with my stretched out and flappy rim after a good session

>>7547459
Amazon.
You can buy 100 packs for cheap.
It's insane how marked up condoms are when you buy them in the store in packs of just 10-20. Packs of 3-5 are even worse.

I once got 50 condoms for 5 bucks off amazon.

>>7544307
Wasn't there an infographic in the last thread?

>>7550181
Know what you're talking about, but can't find it.

>>7550070
Oh yes, those wonderfully feminine dicks

>>7550162
How much should I be paying per condom, and what brands

femanon here, just used this thread as jo material before my boyfriend fucked my ass. any tips on good plugs? I'm into that "prepared to get wrecked anywhere anytime" shit

>>7550564

Depends. Whats the biggest plug you can take?

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>>7550564
>femanon here
Unnecessary details
>just used this thread as jo material before my boyfriend fucked my ass.
Good
>any tips on good plugs?
Size info? My go to is the Doc Johnson Red Boy large
>I'm into that "prepared to get wrecked anywhere anytime" shit
Something with a vv soft material will be better. While this is overall a bit difficult to work with, The Manticore by DJ is very fun.

>I don't find their products irritating and it makes me feel out of place

>>7551323
>Unnecessary details

It's good to know that the thread isn't completely full of fags, stfu

>>7550633
Is that the normal way to get an enema?

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>>7551342
Just because we have the same uniting message doesn't mean it's okay to be rude. Look into the void and clear your mind.

There was a rant here.
I'd rather not seem more autistic than I've already proven.

>>7529723
I popped a blood vessel trying to do that recently
it's still fucked

be careful, anon. if you literally feel any pain, just stop.

>>7551904
some of u guys have the weakest buttholes and rectums lmao. if i bleed or force shit way too hard im always good 2 days later.

>>7551921
well excuse me Mr.Anal incontinence for not being as trained

>>7542544
How do you generate the thrust in those two positions?

>>7551939
my dildo is really long so its easy to grab onto even if you aren super flexible

Can anyone recommend a good starting dildo? Cucumber width ive tried ans think I can do. Was thinking about getting a Colours Pleasure dildo small. But I afraid it isnt curved enough.

>>7552049
How big a cucumber? Chinese off-brands are usually shit materals, would recommend some better brands depending on size.

>>7552251
Like normal european cucumber? It was also organic if that matters.

>>7552709
Cucumbers come in a lot of sizes. Would you say 3 cm wide? 5 cm? Width is the important factor, length is always manageable.

>>7552724
Well for obvious reasons I don't have the same cucumber to measure now. But I'd wager it was around 3.5 cm in diameter maybe slightly less. The width didn't seem like that much of an issue, more the fact I didn't warm up much in advance regarding depth.

>>7552954
I'd really recommend something like this: http://www.zoofur.com/Large-Torpedo_p_60.html If you were okay with something as hard as a cuke you can go bigger with soft silicone. They have some other cheap "training" toys that are pretty good and cheap.

>>7553220
Sorry should have mentioned I'm not looking to be a size queen. I just want something to ram in my but and at my prostate to make me feel like a girl. Ok maybe not the girl part, but you get my drift.

>>7553255
Those are pretty small as far as toys go.

>>7553264
But are they any good for my listed purpose? I kinda want something semi realistic looking.

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All this cucumber talk and no pics

>>7540390
Did based drawanon abandon us?

>>7553446
Who cares they were shit

>>7553710
So is most of this board. What's your point?

>>7553446
I haven't, just been busy with other stuff. I made a sketch but never got to finishing it. I'll make sure it's done before this thread hits bump limit.
>>7553710
You're not wrong.

>>7553300
They're good for shoving up your butt, but they're not realistic. You might want to look into the Tantus Vamp, but it's a little wider.

>>7553320
lol WTF, this one kinda creeps me out at the same time of turning me on. so confused lol

>>7553977
Does lingerie for amputees like that even exist?

>>7536684
God bless /d/

>>7553977
It's... really well drawn.

>>7554139
It is, but it's sort of awful on other levels.

>>7549873
this character is all my goals as a person ever
i've literally wanted a black fag shirt for years

>>7554261
One of your goals is an anus piercing? The painful infection getting kind instead of the fun kind?

>>7554895
There's a "fun kind" of anus piercing?

>>7554947
The kind where you put increasingly large objects into your anus.

>>7555380

They say stop at any discomfort/pain.

>>7555390
I didn't feel discomfort or pain

>>7555380
I have it happen if a lot more often if I don't drink enough water to stay hydrated after cleaning.

>>7555669
You have what happen

>>7530873
A girl getting fucked in the ass with a really large horse dick thats bulging on her stomach, she's restrained by having her arms pulled back, and she has that ''going apsolutely insane'' face.

>>7555980
Bleeding.

>>7556253
Ah, you replied to deleted comment, was hard to tell if relevant to convo

>>7553833
Oh okay. I understand. Sorry if I was sounding pushy; I just thought you might have forgotten about it.

>>7556740
Impressed they drew in where the two dildos touch each other.

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Just decensored this pic, enjoy.

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>did butt stuff for the first time in 3 months
>still able to get dildo 11 inches up my ass
Wew

>>7557758
>Brags
>Didn't even go a meager 24" deep

Is there any way to help with loss of sensitivity?

>>7557896
>not using a 4 foot colon snake

>>7558215
Which part lost sensitivity?

>>7558403
Hey now, not everyone wants to deep throat from the other end

>>7558413
The sensitive part

>>7558861
Did a kappa steal your shirikodama in you causal body as you did not end the challenge soon enough?
That should be almost the only way it can happen.
Unless you literally killed yourself by self fucking, hard to do.

>>7558888
>ywn be fisted by a kappa who wants your shirikodama

Do marshmallows increase likelihood of bleeding?

Only time I've had light red coming out of my ass is after mallow stuffing

Can't figure out why

>>7559257
Do they come out soggy? Could be drying you out.

>>7559257
It's a fuckton of sugar at once, you might be inflaming something already irritated.

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>>7536684
>>7537467
Well, I guess she was impenetrable, so they had to make her a sail-butt.
>>7537479
Then I guess she got rocket thrusted!

>>7559310
Like what

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>>7557094
it's pretty likely I'll never actually get to finishing this but here's a sketch.

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>>7557437
Awesome, love ishimura and Takao is my favorite boatslut from that game I don't play, much appreciated dude.

>>7561050
Just part of your intestines. Bacteria and some other things can cause irritation that you might not really notice.

>>7561963
Huh well that's annoying. I'm on the quest for anal orgasm

>>7562354
I don't think marshmallows are gonna help much with that. I have a Lelo Hugo and I can't even manage to get there with that.

>>7561401
That's okay, anon. Thanks for this anyway.

>>7536473
wat

>>7562542
They're supposed to be good for turning sloppy and good lube that's more prone to staying inside the ass

>>7563842
Need to go wider!

anyone have suggestions for a small toy that feels really good?

>>7534140
And you got so far, but in the end it didn't even matter

>>7564349
What kind are you thinking and what is "small"?

I can barely finger my prostate and don't know how to make my nails really short. Any tips?

>>7565228
Your nails don't need to be crazy short, just short enough and rounded down so they don't have sharp spots. Thicker lube can help too.

>>7565132
Raging hard on Slim line 9 inch

Trust me, it's nice and slim, but you get to explore depths if you want to

>>7565132
I don't know I've never bought one before.

>>7536473
I dig those ankles and legs.

>>7565587
Buy several of varying sizes

>>7565663
I'm a neet so I can't afford to buy lots of them, I want to start with a small one.

>>7565726
Lokk for what you think would be OK, then get something with a .25" larger diameter. Alternatively, estimate the size of your largest poop,add .25".

>>7551342
Achievement unlocked. Femanons get replies.

>>7565489
>buying crap materials when you could get a silicone toy for slightly more

>>7565587
Have you used anything before? Fingers, markers, anything?

>>7565805
Yeah I usually use fingers but I want an actual toy now.

>>7565837
I really recommend the training toys from zeta. They're surprisingly cheap for silicone. Only problem is that they can be sort of slow to get it to you. I've been the next order in queue for a week, but my smaller order went through really fast.
http://www.zoofur.com/Training-Toys_c_21.html

>>7536684
Does anyone want me to do a greentext of this?

>>7566436
No one is gonna say no to OC.

>>7551342
Newfag, lurk the fuck moar.

Got an odd question for ya. Been working on my 18 inch toy and for some reason it always wants to curve to the right side of my body instead of the left side where it should go. Anyone have any idea why it goes the wrong direction? I've gotten the whole thing in before but only on days where it doesn't try to immediately make a hard right after getting into the sigmoid.

>>7565879
is there anywhere you can get those in the uk?

>>7555669
yeah, something I noticed the last time I managed to do a deep clean: I did mine 50/50 with saline solution (1tsp sea salt mixed into 1L of water) and plain water, but before and after drank some electrolyte water. Another thing, make sure you pee a lot during your emptying phases, especially towards the end of it, because you need to get rid of some of the water you inevitably absorb. I usually only go without a bit of salt in the water only if I was dehydrated the day before.

>>7567064
Maybe you're backwards. Is your heart on the left or right

>>7567071
Center console

>>7566731
(1/?)
>This is Dr. Peterson, chief engineer of the Aquarius VII mission. Begin mission report.
>The date of the incident was August 2, 20XX. 0300 hours.
>As everybody reading this report knows, or should know, Aquarius VII aimed to get in close to the orbital field of Uranus, to document composition of its rings.
>At approximately 0200 hours, we had an engine malfunction, along with all other means of communication back to ground control, navigation systems, doors, and everything else that was electronic or mechanical on the ship.
>The only thing you could even see in the ship was the portholes. And that's when we saw it.
>Nobody in the ship believed it. Hell, I didn't believe it until I looked out there myself.
>But some other craft made the ship come to a complete halt. They were projecting something at us. Dr. Smith's theory was that it was a tractor beam. Dr. Mangrive's theory was that we should all shut the fuck up and look at the aliens.
>Grey aliens. Big, black, soulless eyes, tiny slits for a nose and a mouth. I wasn't in the mood for an anal probing.
>The grey-piloted craft flew directly above the craft at approximately 0205 hours. It was unobservable at this time.
>At approximately 0210 hours, there was a large vibration emanating through both sides of the craft.
>They took the fucking wings.
>All systems were back online now, too, so you had the sirens screeching, flashes of red light, every sign that something went wrong went off at once.
>At 0225 hours, cosmic radiation hit our ship, emanating from Uranus.
>12 crew members were fried. Nothing left of them but charred, glowing skeletons.
>The only remaining crew members left were Dr. Johnson, myself, and Dr. Tanya Janus, the only female member on board.
>It was at this moment Tanya decided to go for a spacewalk. Without our approval.
>At 0240 hours, Tanya left the shuttle without her suit on. I will never understand women.
>Now under any normal circumstances, Tanya would be dead. Instantly.

Anyone here with a BD Nocturne, Scorn or Crackers?

I want to have something to just sit on and stretch out a bit.
Shouldn't be too long, which crackers seems to be.

>>7567168
(2/?)
>I still have no idea what went down, so I'm just going to hand it over to Tanya.
BEGIN TANYA POV
>I exited the shuttle at, maybe, I don't know, 2:40 in the morning?
>I could still breathe, obviously. If a tractor beam hits your ship, it makes a little bubble of oxygen around it.
>I should know, I was the only one that paid attention during the required screening of "Star Trek: Look Out, There's Still Klingons on Uranus!"
>I grabbed onto the side of the ship and started crawling towards the nose of the shuttle.
>I decided that if I was going to die, I was going to at least get the world record for biggest object shoved up my butt, and longest time naked and alive in space.
>I sat down on the nose of the shuttle and spread my cheeks. The tip of it was inside me now.
>I scooted back a little bit. My anus stretched out as I went backwards, shoving more and more of the nose up my butt as I went.
>I'm pretty sure I had about 8 inches of space shuttle inside me at that point. But no pain, no gain. I kept going.
>The trick with putting a space shuttle up your butt is to not even think about it, and to go slow. You don't want to hurt yourself doing it.
>My ass had clenched hard right around the pilot's window. If I went further than that right now, I was going to hurt.
>So I sat there, with the nose of a space shuttle up my ass, waiting for my cheeks to unclench themselves.
>It's pretty up there. You can see Uranus, all its moons circling above you. The rings were glimmering like diamonds, and if you look a little further, you can see Saturn...
>But who cares about the view when there's work to be done. My cheeks had loosened their death grip, and I scooted back.
>All the while this is expanding the walls of my anus where no anus has gone before.
>Yeah, ok. Maybe you knew Stacy in college, who took Chad's ten inch cock, no problem.
>But I did a little more than that in college.

>>7567191
(3/?)
>First it was my finger. Tight, but I got it all in. I had a bit of trouble getting more than that in.
>Then it was two fingers. Double the work, but double the pleasure.
>I started wearing a butt plug twenty-four seven, just to keep my ass stretched.
>After a month of only unplugging to poop and put bigger plugs in, I could shove my whole hand in.
>After two months, my wrist.
>After three, my arm.
>I started putting bigger things in, as no butt plug was big enough.
>Carrots. Cucumbers. Travel pillows.
>When NASA contacted me, it wasn't for outstanding scientific work. It was for testing my anus to see if there was military use for it.
>Personally, I call bullshit. I think they just wanted to watch me shove things up my butt to get their rocks off.
>But here I am, on a spaceship orbiting Uranus, with my asshole swallowing it up.
>The toughest part was the nose.
>But after that, I pulled and squirmed and got the entire shuttle into my butt. Up to the fins, at least.
>At this point, I noticed that if I shoved myself in a different direction, I could turn the spaceship.
>I turned myself where Earth should be, and the rocket fired.
>I no longer had to worm my ass into the spaceship. The spaceship wormed into me.
>Around Mars, I realized "What the fuck does the crew think about this?"
>Like imagine you're in the shuttle, you look out, and you just see anus muscles.
>That must've freaked them out.
>But the ship went into Earth's atmosphere after that.
>I have no clue how I survived reentry. Maybe God or Buddha or Lord of the Butts just needed me alive.
>And there you have it. That's how I plugged a spaceship into my ass, orbiting Uranus.

sorry if it isn't good fap material. kind of interested in stretching my asshole though. how should I go about it?

>>7567066
yiffytoys.de has some of them shipping out of Germany I think. Pretty sure most will ship anywhere they're legal though. Bought plenty of toys from overseas.

>>7567232
>it wasn't for outstanding scientific work. It was for testing my anus to see if there was military use for it.

>>7567082
I'm not a doctor but I'm not sure that's right.

>>7567071
Left, like most humans.
My only guess is that depending on the day something is blocking it from going straight up? So it could be diet-related, who knows.

>>7567188
Only the XL Crackers is too big for the rectum, what are your current limits size-wise? Have you checked out squarepeg?

>>7567082
What are you, a car?

>>7567232
This is the dumbest shit I've seen

So how do I fist myself and get around the sigmoid?

>>7568768
t-thanks...

>>7568778
Fist step, don't try both at the same time the first time.

>>7535986
Sauce?

>>7569520
Never mind

This whole thread made me feel like a streaching novice. I can go pretty far with my ass but you guys just blow me out of the water

>>7567232
drawfag here, I'm honored regardless of quality.

>>7569547

We've been working at this for a long time.

>>7568813
It's not a compliment you retarded shit

>>7570386
Yes it is.

>>7569547
What are you at so far?