Minor inconvenients and advantages

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she should switch to taking showers

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Let's hope this one doesn't go as crazy as the last one

>>7513087
>>7513088
I need to know! source please?

>>7514897
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=14843688

>>7515069
Is this guy some kind of surrealism fetishist?

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>>7515076
He must like Magritte

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I love these threads

>>7521108
no way this is real but if it is ...
SAUCE

>>7521309
Hibike! Euphonium

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>>7522505
Always annoying when you erase with your breasts.

>>7508541
What happened to the last one?

>>7525650
Is this from something?

>>7524009
Is this scene like a Japanese meme or something??? Because I've seen one remarkably similar in an anime before.

>>7528962
It's just an easy gag to pull for that event. Someone writes something vague on a scavenger hunt card and it gets interpreted as particular person for a weird reason. That reason may or may not be that the person has big boobs. So no, not a meme, just a stock joke the Japanese have for the scavenger hunt event.

>>7508541
What was so crazy about the last one?

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They make a lot of milk, so they needed to be milked reguralry so it kinda counts to this post, right?

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we've been there

>>7538078
Why is the school council member the rod worker?

>>7537678
I'm not getting this one could you explain?

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>>7539303
I like it tho

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>>7539303

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>>7539303

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>>7539470
She got a tail. That can also bite.
It kind of clears the post request

>>7528941
ChibiBiscuit on deviantArt. The entire account is pretty much tiny him and his supersized wife. Lots of cute giantess stuff.

>>7544075
The facial expressions are what makes this one.

>>7517356
how did you find this picture of me

>>7537667
For maybe the third time in /d/ history, actual women, like women born as cis women, were in the thread chatting with one another and speaking about the issues of having huge tits, and it was both wonderful and genuinely interesting and enlightening. Creepy fuckers happened next, obviously, because we can't have nice things.

>>7546912
That was a fun thread. I don't mind fielding questions about my tits on here. After all we're all weird horny fuckers here.

>>7544075
Growing up busty.

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>>7547017
>I don't mind fielding questions about my tits on here.
Please quantify the bulk, shear, and Young's moduli of your abnormally large tits, for scientific reasons.

>>7547120
Would I need calipers to properly measure the divot formed by the pool ball on my tits? I wear 34G bras if that was what you're looking for.

>>7547017
True, but I was mostly referring to how it got so bad that questions were no longer responded to.

I'm sure they're magnificent of course.

>>7547017
Oh yeah and I loved meeting other girls who shared issues. It's that people got all uppity about it and made it not fun anymore.

>>7548333
Do you have inconvenient breasts? Mine make it essential that I bring my own life jacket when canoeing, my built in flotation devices get in the way.

>>7548148
are you a landwhale or a succubus

>>7551620
Neither, I'd say my body type is average, other than my big breasts.

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>>7551667
are you open to a relationship with a man who is passionate about nipple penetration

>>7551831
I'm fairly confident my nipples can't be penetrated, as for relationships, kinks are only one part of it, general comparability and such matters more to me.

>>7552124
Yeah dating anybody you "met" from /d/ would be a horrifically bad idea. There are so many abhorrent people with truly garbage opinions, about women especially, on this board, and they're in every thread, not just those /pol/ in disguise Globalized Fetish threads. I'm sure a lot of people, myself included, are otherwise totally normal people, here because they watched something as a kid that gave them a weird boner, and there's nowhere else that has their innocent but Fucked Up thing. But I wouldn't even consider the risk it could be somebody who comes here with any sort of political undercurrent.

Unless you like that stuff which, in that case, fuck me.

>>7553737
yeah you really do get a few really shitty people on here. Most of the globolized fetish threads are /pol/ fantasies made sexual & the moment a woman shows up in a thread everyone goes full creeper or ballistic that someone stumbled onto their boys fapping club.

>>7554091
That's been bothering me about the globalized fetish threads lately and I'm not a girl. I used to love those thread.

There's nothing cringier than the way they some of them can't help but include lines like "imagine how all the feminists would react if this happened..." or "I love that all the feminists and liberal women would be horrified...", like, chill /pol/. I can get someone who is dom or even torture or gore fetishes, but when you fetishize people you hate suffering then that's when you probably need to get help. It's clear at that point you're not just here to jack off.

I saw one of those threads on /aco/ though and it was mostly absent of that shit. Which was nice.

>>7553737
Wouldn't date anyone from /d/, this is just a corner of the internet where we can go and find people who have the same weird kink. Just have to accept that not everyone has the same kink, and if anything turns you off, just hide the thread like an adult.

Hadn't been in a globalized fetish thread in a while, so I was mostly ignorant of this.

Still open for more inconvenient breast questions.

>>7555422

Would, did, we've been together 9 years now. ymmv.

>>7557120
Congrats on that, always nice when you can find someone with compatible fetishes.

>>7557120
Yeah that would terrify me, I'm dead positive people meeting up from /d/ or boards like it have resulted in murder before, glad yours didn't and actually kicked ass.

>>7555422
What's the most common public inconvenience your boobs cause, besides "everybody looks at them"

>>7558755
Mostly getting in the way, also at the end of the day they get heavy, especially if I've been active outside, have to double down on sports bras when I run.

Otherwise, it's mostly everyone stares at them, but I can dress them down, did that when I was a substitute teacher.

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>>7558789

You're just tripling down on the fetishes at this point, aren't you?

>>7558983

I've done this before >>7522505 . Just wrote something higher on the board and my sweater erased half of the diagram, and I had chalk dust on my black sweater. Turned around and the kids laughed while I brushed it off.

>>7515076
I follow that guy because everything is just so goddamn weird it's impressive. I don't even jerk off to it. Yet.

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>>7563934
More running.

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>>7565825
How does this person even function

>>7565825
Christ those are some stretchy jeans.

>>7565825
Oh jezzz

>>7538065
I've never woken up with jizz in my pants.

>>7569293
Winter is the worst time for breast growth. Don't want to have to buy an new coat every year because your tits are too big to fit in the old one.

Or finding out your tits are too big for last year's coat on the first cold day of the year, then you walk around with hard, frozen nipples.

>>7565830
They are a drawing and don't actually have to

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When your armor doesn't fit your new additions.

>>7570854
May be able to make an ADA request to get new armor after the additions.

>>7560561

Please post a pic of them if you can, even if it's just cleavage.

Have they ever popped out in public before? Do you have siblings or family that reacts to them in any way?

>>7538068
>"Um...miss? I don't think balet is for you...."

>>7572283
Never had a tit pop out in public. Came close when running, have had cheap bras break, but it wasn't like I was walking down the street and they bounced out or anything.

My mom and sister are busty, so my tits are seen as normal. Mom always made sure we were wearing proper fitted bras, because a good bra that fits makes all the difference. I'm sure all the bra conversation made my dad uncomfortable, but so did other lady discussion. I'm sure I'd be uncomfortable if I was in the same room with him and my brother talking about male anatomy issues and such.

My brother never said anything lewd or react strangely. Of course he's my youngest sibling, so big tits are meh to him, just something his mom, grandma, and sisters have. He will comment on them when they get in the way, like with rental life jackets, he would just say that they probably won't fit my tits.

Now, his friends would stare, and try to peek at me but that's par for the course for teenage boys, easier to deal with when you're not a teenager yourself.

Big tits are just a thing with the women in my family, no one commented on it, would be like someone from a house of gingers reacting strangely to the red hair.

Sorry to break it to you, Anon, no incest. Not wincest to me, just gross.

>>7572356
>Sorry to break it to you, Anon, no incest. Not wincest to me, just gross.

I am fully here for the unceremonious destruction of people's constructed fetishistic narratives. Now tell him you don't get anything out of titjobs.

>>7572490
Titjobs can be fun, depends on the mood. Also, better to have him blow the first load on my tits, clean up and have some more foreplay, if you can call it that, while he recovers, then have him fuck me right in the pussy. Now, if it's just sex, he better get me off if he wants a titjob.

Also, if I actually care about the guy, it makes titjobs more fun, because I'm doing something he likes.

As an aside, I don't like to include my job in bedroom play, sorry if you're hot for teacher, but it just feels weird to me.

>>7572146
But she looks so cute trying to squeeze into the old stuff.

>>7573235
If she wants to look cute, she can try to squeeze into old coats, armor that exposes your chest is armor that needs to be replaced.

>>7572509

I wasn't hoping for incest I was just curious if they are ever discussed in any way. Whether it's teasing or whatever just their acknowledgement. Tit jobs are the best. I've only cum once from a titjob before but it was great.

The biggest I've been with were h cups and they were amazing. She wasn't fat fat but she was a bit plump. They were still great.

Just talk more about your tits I don't care what

>>7573829
What would you like to know about my tits?

>>7574144
Not that anon, but do you ever wish they were smaller?

>>7574157
When I'm active, I do, when they get in the way, when people stare or talk to them. Despite that, I'm pretty happy with my current size most of the time, and wouldn't get a reduction unless they got massive for whatever reason.

Related to that is pregnancy. I would love to have a baby, but a part of me is afraid my boobs will get too big from it. My mom never went down to her pre pregnancy bra size, and I'm bigger than she was before she got pregnant, so I'm afraid I'll have something like a J cup bra and lots of back pain, as well as more stares in my future.

I think every busty woman wants to be smaller at least some of the time, and less busty women want big tits. More of a grass is greener on the other side thing.

>>7574144

Anything. Do you play with them on your own or in the shower? Do you like your nipples pulled or sucked? In addition to my big boobs obsession I have a braless fetish. Do you ever wear a sweater at home with no bra? Or something like that?

And whatever else you want to share I honestly get rock hard from just reading about you talking about them

>>7574175
Ah yeah fair enough. I'm always so much more interested in the boob-haver's personal opinion of the situation than I am with the fetishisic side of it, for whatever reason.

>>7548333
I was one of the guys asking questions in the last thread, and while there were creepazoids after a certain point, I actually get off on hearing girls talk about that stuff.

I don't know if it was that thread or another one around the same time that a busty femanon was talking about how her fetish was lactation, both her own and other girls', and I remember suggesting she try out mutual breast sucking. There were a couple of 'em with the same fetish, actually, and I think I ended up saying something along the lines of, "Go meet up and suck each others' tits, and bring back stories."

>>7558194
True that. I actually met a girl on Facebook of all places who not only has a rockin bod and huge tits but shares ALL of my fetishes to a T. It's a shame she's not on very often anymore due to work, because we've had some of the best ERPs and she's even sent me pics of her acting out our /d/-tier fantasies.

We've even agreed that if we ever managed to meet up in real life, we'd fuck like rabbits.

>>7556827
Ah, a classic pic.

I always thought the inconvenience of her tits was sort of overshadowed by the strangeness of her getting in a rollercoaster (and presumably going to the amusement park itself) completely naked. Like, not only is that one of THE most public places and you're going there with a body like THAT, but surely there'd be some sort of safety concern.

Ah well, the strangeness just makes it all hotter~

>>7547017
how does sleeping in bed work? As a male w/ a tiddies-fetish who can never seem to find a comfortable position, I've always wondered how that's supposed to work.

>>7574280
I usually sleep on my side or back. Haven't had issues with it. From what I've heard, women with big enhanced breasts have more pressure on their chests when sleeping. Mine are natural, and the fat sacks on my chest push more towards the sides when I'm laying on my back.

I've always had trouble going to sleep, but that's always been the case, even when I was a little girl, need to be tired to sleep.

>>7574189
I play with my tits when I'm having auto erotic situations, Prefer nipples to be sucked over pulled, but not too hard.

Bras are great, but it usually comes off when I get home. Will have to be something special to get me to put my bra back on after I've taken it off for the night. Sports bras tend to be more comfortable.

>>7574240
Lactation sounds interesting, but never happened to me, again, a little afraid of breast growth that comes with it though.

Pic related has happened to me before. When I get drunk, I lose spacial awareness really quickly. Have accidentally moved things around on tables and counters with my tits. Gets more embarrassing when it happens around people I don't know too well, or if it causes a spill, have had to go to the bathroom to wring white wine out of a top before. Not my proudest moment. . Friends called me "Wine Rack" after that.

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>>7574346
Forgot the pic.

>>7574346
Have you ever tried to mesmerize someone with your tits?

>>7574352
No hypno titties, sorry.

>>7574347
Holy cow, it's the same for me as well, anon.
I have natural 34I's, so just a smidge smaller than yours. You're also right to worry about pregnancy causing them to balloon and not go back. I've had 2 pregnancies, and they always got1-2 cup sizes bigger after breast feeding for a year each time. My family tree looks much the same as yours.
Good to know we're not alone on the inconvenience train.

>>7574929
Congrats on the pregnancies. How big were they before you got pregnant, and did they stay that big? I've asked my mom about it, and she said her's went up around two cup sizes, then she'd lose a size when she weaned. However, she went up three sizes with my brother. Went from F to J.

Also, you're bigger than I am, I'm "only" 34G.

>>7574346
>wine rack
Ha!
I've heard worse nicknames for less interesting reasons. That's a good one though.

>>7574245
u should meet up irl

>>7507783
this is hilarious and idk why

/d/ seems to be full of alot of perverted women, have you ladies no shame?
Are you the ones posting futa threads?!?!
A man cant even indulge his preg and milk fetish with out futas invading ;(

>>7575967
Eat a dick you little bitch

>>7575967
Have you considered that you're just an uptight piece of shit?

>>7575967
I actually do agree. What happened to tits or gtfo?

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>>7575967
Do they like handholding tho?

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>>7574346
>Wine rack
I know u may didn't meant this. But hell this was the thing that popped in my mind.

>>7574240
>I don't know if it was that thread or another one around the same time that a busty femanon was talking about how her fetish was lactation, both her own and other girls', and I remember suggesting she try out mutual breast sucking.

>be busty weirdo
>vaguely remember posting something like this
>but don't remember reading any replies
did i miss out on the titty succ jamboree? ooohh nooooo

>>7575967
i agree

>>7576158
>>7576400
triggered much?

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>>7576713
I was thinking of this, myself...

>>7576731
A busty weirdo, huh? Do tell...

>>7576731
This busty weirdo wishes she got an invite to the titty succ jamboree. Although I'm not lactating, so I understand why I wasn't invited.

>>7577568
Ladies, you can't just call yourselves busty weirdos and not elaborate with some weird stories about your boobs. Preferably weirdly sexy ones!

>>7576787
>samefag

>>7565830
Probably by getting off through anal only and not getting hard often.

>>7577375
That is also good

>>7576713
>>7577375

Both work, better than what actually happened.

>>7577605
You are why they can't do either. You're why we can't have nice things.

>>7579561
/d/, like every other fetish community, would rather have nothing than moderate their behavior in the slightest.

>>7579570
sounds about accurate

Did I post the whole thing about advantageous bodily changes here? I don't know how to do Ctrl+F on an Android and it's hard for me to see this thread in full.

Was wondering if there was anything on opposable pinkies, digitigrade legs, women with 4~6 arms, etc. The latter might be easier but I have trouble finding the former two.

>>7579641
More inconveniences than advantages here.

>>7577605
Of all the weird ass fetishes and other shit on this board, the thing that makes me squirm and cringe the most is some sad fucko openly begging the first woman he encounters on here to talk him off. It's so uniquely sad.

>>7580315

Should I ask how?

>>7585036
Always ask before using someone as a table.

>>7570854
>When your armor doesn't fit your new additions.

Always unfortunate. At least she can watch her front and back at the same time.

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Girls getting stuck in doorways is the best

>>7589875
Do you have any more of this?

>>7589875
>>7591506

Wonderful

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>>7589875
I agree

>>7584993
With tits like those, she could have snuck in a whole Thanksgiving dinner in her cleavage.

>>7593650
>>7591506
>>7589875

Any more doorway girls?

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Catches the snow, gets your tits cold, but keeps snow from getting in your drink.

>>7600548
Ahh, the pain of of a broken bra.

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Would be extremely unlikely in real life, but that's why we have /d/