Give her something to do again

>>7464113
show boobies

>>7464113
get out your 12 tentacle dicks and use them to do self-nawa

>>7464113
>hiding in the toilet

I want to see her literally hiding inside the toilet.

>>7464113

Cumflation would be nice. Preferably with a butplug to keep it in.

>>7464113
impregnate your mother with that big futa dick of yours

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>>7464116

>>7464209

maybe I will, though. your date, is he as big of a tool as the last one? also, let's see that ass

>>7464209
MAKE THEM BIGGER.

>>7464113
Show us your tax reforms and do your bills

>>7464113

Show us yo dick!

>>7464209
Yo Riley, show us that fat uncut dick!

>>7464209
Not exciting enough Riley. Get your nipples hard.

>>7464209
open your mouth for my dick, bby

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>>7464169

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>>7464406
here's a before

>>7464682
What a nice personnel they have, be sure to give the waitress a tip!

>>7464682
Transform into a dorse, pls

>>7464682
give him a footjob

Open up that ass of yours with a dildo.

Can you make out with a succubus and have her turn you into one too?

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hey riley! I just bought one of those pocket-portals, and was wondering if you wanted to use it to...give yourself a good time, if you know what I mean

pic related

Get the waiter to knock you up

So hot bby! Hope your loser date doesn't mind getting cucked XD So you preggers yet?

Cum-inflate the waiter back, only fair right?

>>7464113
leave a lipstick mark on something?

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>>7464388
>>7464403
>>7464489
>>7465656
>>7465659

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>>7465718

>>7465718
Squirt that cum all over the bathroom floor.

>>7465718
I'm sure it's fine, just put your clothes back on and go back to your date. But maybe also give us a nice shot of your cum leaking ass, with it dripping down your legs.

>>7465718
get pregnant!

Aid me in reclaiming Jerusalem from the Saracen hordes!

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>>7465725

>>7465846
Rub one out in that baby gravy

Cockvore someone.

>>7465846
Lick it all up.

Femdom an unsuspecting passerby

>>7465846
idc what but please more.

let her get fucked by a horse with plenty of bulge ;D

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>>7465752

>>7466965
Bail on your date, go home clean yourself up and put something cute on.

>>7466965
You look fine maybe lick the cum off to clean yourself. Finish the date and take him back to your place, and let us know when you both are there so we can give you some more pointers.

Did you ever try that breast enlargement cream? I bet you'd look stunning in that dress with it working

>>7466965
Here's an idea, clean yourself off and proceed with the date as normal, but as you guys are drinking eating, grow 1 inch taller ever 30 seconds and see if he notices.

>>7466965
Take your date home, knock him unconscious, fuck him.

>>7466965
You should bail on your cuck date n get some real dick

>>7466965
the trick is to just cum on everyone else so that instead of looking like a silly goose, you just blend in

>>7467012
Second this.

Go out there, bend you date over the table and have sex with him in front of everyone.

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>>7467012
>>7467215

>>7467285
>>7467016

>>7467285
Ask your date back to your place for a 'surprise', but make him sit and watch as you fuck your galpal/roommate silly. Tell him most guys would die to watch two girls fucking. Make him clean up all those litres of cum dripping off your cock and your girls belly.

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This thread's pretty good.

>>7467285
go to the sink and swish some water around then spit it out, then go back to your date. So we know the breast enlargement cream's been working, how about the dick growth pill supplements?

>>7467537
go back to your homo quest thread

>>7467537
this is so cute!

>>7467537
Haha nice to see you here too

>>7467285
Absorb the cum and turn ultra-THICC. Don't try to rip the dress though, just stretch it.

Cock vore

Pls

>>7467719
Seconding this holy shit

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>>7467540

>>7467776
Yeah, I can tell, don't you stop taking them, they make you look great, infact, why don't you 'double up' on those? I'm sure it'd give your date a helluva surprise once you go out to see him again!

Take some more and put your dress back on. Go out to your date maybe they'd like the sight of it hanging out and your tits straining the dress even more...

>>7467776
Maybe your breasts are just swollen with milk. Why don't you use a breast pump to milk them all out?

So whats so boring about this guy?

>>7467776
Clearly, you must try and acclimate yourself to the stench.

Try and smell as much of that cum scent as you possibly can, and try your hardest to not let the hormones in it fuck with your head.

>>7467853
Agreed!

Also you should definitely plump up your thighs and lips(both of them), I'd bet you'd look STUNNING for your date.

>Diner and Hart both here

lawd save my dick from the frictionburns

>>7467776
Hmm, maybe there is a way to make your hips a little bigger, also get accustomed to the stench cause there is gonna be a lot of cum!

>>7467776

I second this guy
>>7468054

>>7468016
This. Maybe once your date knows how much of a depraved, donkey-dicked cum-slut you are, he'll start treating you right and the date will get a lot more interesting.

Obviously, your date wouldlove a nice bubblebutt.

Better start getting ready for your new life as an anal slut.

You should make sure to remember to reinsert your plug before you leave the restroom.

>>7464113
OP pretty nice, cool idea. Thanks for putting time in.

Is your mother's cock larger and her tits even bigger?>>7467776

>>7467776
Maybe you need to fuck someone?

>>7467776
Take piss on the floor for good measure.

Swallow the waiter alive and whole, leaving you with a big belly as you digest him.

Cockvore someone and let them digest in your balls.

>>7467776

Stuff some worms down your urethra, see how they feel squirming in your prostate Riley

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>>7467853
>>7467857
>>7468054
>>7468141
>>7468171
>>7468601
>>7468958

>>7469944
holy crap those breasts are insane

You should introduce us to your date. Maybe we can suggest a few things to help make the evening a little more... entertaining.

>>7469944
Show us that thicc booty and your "other" tingling lips.

>>7469944
Burst out of that dress with your huge breasts and your massive ass, it's the only option

>>7469987
>>7470023
Do the above, but clean up the cum and/or go into a different bathroom and call your date inside.

This is gonna be good.

>>7469944
Daymn! those are huge now! I bet you could even suck yourself off if you really wanted to now! Let's get a view of how those balls have grown, too, then go out, and meet your date, maybe drag him and his potentially multi-horsecocked self into a stall, maybe all you needed to give him is a reason to get 'interesting'

>>7469798
lol sure, I'm backing this

>>7469798
>>7470171
Not sure how this would even happen but sure, let's be silly.

I miss when Tammydoll did this stuff too.

>>7466965
>>7469944
Hey uh, is it just me, or do you look taller?

>>7469944
>side effects: huge smegma build up under the foreskin and lactation

I would recommend you to undress yourself and check your breasts and your dick.

>>7469944
take even more

Listen to a hypnotism Mp3 that will turn you in to an exhibitionist and a bitchbreaker. No need to worry about how boring your date is when all you can think about is how you want to make them your personal cock-sleeve.

Cockvore somebody and then grow even curvier and bigger. Maybe break the bathroom with how big you get.

I'm thinking futa bimbo. Plump them lips up, then move onto the ass.

>>7470461
How about a domme futa bimbo who's spunk corrupts other girls in to sluts?

Rub a tonne of that growth stuff on to your cock until it's a third leg. Like, you need to wear slutty heels when it's soft so it doesn't drag on the floor.

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>>7470461
>>7470023
>>7469987
>>7469964

>>7470604
Mmmm... looks like things are already starting to get a bit more interesting. You should try to really put on a show. Maybe you can get some more cock - or maybe find a few cute guys to tend to yours.

>>7470604
Your dates balls look heavy, why not rub some of that cream into 'em, make em even heavier?. Getting pumped full of spunk by the waiter was the appetizer, make your date's cock the main course...

>>7470604
You're looking particularly thin in this shot. I think that's an easily solvable problem though, being in a restaurant and all

>>7470604
If a cock feels so good around your lips, why not grow yours out so you can always suck it off? Why not make your nuts fat while you're at it?

>>7470604
Convince some cutie to bounce on your lap while you suck dick. Make sure to pull out, unless you want to make really sure she's going to be knocked up.

Hey all, hart here. My tablets acting crappy so I won't be able to add to this till (hopefully) tomorrow evening. your submissions have been great so keep them coming. I definitely encourage you guys to throw your own art in as its so nice to see!!

>>7470998
noo, it was just getting good.

>>7470604
How about that muscle growth serum you once bought?

>>7470604
If your cock is that big, why not try urethral insertion with your dates cock pumping your balls to max size?

>>7471337
Seconded

>>7470604

At some point you should probably go back and clean up that mess you left. Sucking it all up off the floor is the best plan for that.

page 10 bump

OP bb, come back, I miss this thread already

>>7472971
>>7470998

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>>7464254
>>7465752
>>7470114
>>7472974
>>7472971
>>7472589
>>7471016
thanks for keeping this afloat guys!

>>7473076
Nice! Although I'm surprised your balls aren't bigger than that with how big your cock is in the previous snap you sent, but holy shit dat ass

>>7473076
put that great ass to use

>>7473076
You look like a goddess, but you'd look even more like one with some angel wings

>>7473076
Good to see you still going at it! How about you get that cute blonde waitress over there to take you home and help you rub your growth cream all over yourself?

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>>7473097

>>7473123
Damn, now that's what I'm talkin' about! Although uh, compared to you, your date looks kinda small, in the cock department, how about you give him a little gift? Give him a REAL horse cock for you to fuck with!

>>7473123
You'd think a plumping drug would increase labia size.

I suggest you try double the cream/dosage down there for maximum effect.

>>7473123
Stahp. All of this is super hot except the dick. God damnit /d/. Why can't we just have a swollen wet pussy?

>>7473123
Cum in another girl's plate

>>7473238
Because, /d/ is for /d/ickgirls, anon~

>>7473238
Go back to /h/

Make her lactate

>>7473123
Def needing more attention to yourself. Let your date give you a good suckin.

>>7473123
Could you pump full some sissy? Maybe with your date, or in your date?

>>7473123
Feed the waitress some of your sausage and give the new busboy a good blowjob. And start lewding the food, you're in a respectable establishment for gods sake.

>>7473123
Lift your legs over your head and give yourself a nice thick facial

bump so this thread isn't lost, it's a lot of fun.

>>7473123
This is honestly starting to get out of control; you'd better walk home before the restaurant staff gets too upset. You'll probably need to relieve yourself before you leave though, otherwise you might not fit in your dress!

>>7473123
>>7476780
Agreed. Head on home with one of the waitresses and give them a nice hot dicking. Maybe put on some sexy lingerie for her and us too.

Rip

no-one will take a whore like you seriously, paint your face like a clown so you look how you deserve to

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>>7473100
>>7470618

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>>7474199
>>7473218

>>7479431
Take your date home, maybe give him some (or a lot... maybe too many... Definitely "too many") of those dick and ball growth supplements you've been taking, and take a good number more yourself, I'm sure your date, and I, would love to see just how much cum you and your date could make, with his titanic cock shoved in that horsepussy, and your even bigger dick getting a titfuck from you, hell, with how big your nipples are, you may even be able to take that literally!

>>7479486
How about a romantic cum bath with your date afterwards

>>7479431
Hmm, maybe convert some of that cum to mass to makes yourself a little thicker and see if you can have a warm cum bath with your date with the goal of making the tub overflow a bit?

How about a close-up of those luscious lips around a thick cock?

>>7479431
see how well the cream works on making your nipples non-inverted.

Hey, quick, before you head out, relive a little bit of that tension in your balls. Cum inflate a waitress, or two, or however many it takes to get that satisfaction.

>>7479641
supportan

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>>7480397
>>7479641

Need more wedgie porn. So few and far between. Please help support this niche fetish.

>>7481072
I think you should apply more of that cream, you aren't big enough yet

>>7481072
Why not make your dick big enough to give yourself a tit fuck while you get a centaur or guy with a massive horsecock to plow your pussy? hell, maybe there's someone else like you, a girl with a massive horsecock to help you with that. In fact, why don't you find her?

>>7481072
lubricate his dick with your milk

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>>7481072
Blow into his penis like a balloon

>>7481393
THIS
I wish to seedickgrowth and impending throat stuffing

>>7481580
I would love to this in a series, with the dick growing while still inside her. Imagine fucking one of her nipples while your dick swells up.

>>7481870
Sure. IF OP delivers.

>>7478886

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>>7482123
>>7478886

>>7482127
play with those nipples

>>7482127
>IT
start floating down there

>>7482127
You probably need to get home. I'd say you should just get a hooker, have a quick nut inside her, then hit the hay, you're obviously a bit too worn out to be outside like this.

>>7482127
put dildos in your nipples

>>7482127
Probably should head home and wash off. I'd love to see you in a babydoll nightie, with your cock completely erect and balls barely fitting in your panties.

suck your cock head and finger your innie nipples

find a lady to knock up with your huge cock

>>7482574
this

>>7482574
Mmmf, yes. With a cute little ribbon tied around her cock...

>>7482574
>>7482560
Combine these two, and made your cock big enough to titfuck yourself.

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>>7482127
Hold hands with someone.

>>7482127
No point in stopping now, time to go FULL CLOWN

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>>7482574
>>7479641
>>7477092

>>7483315
His cum should make your tits bigger

>>7483344
This

Maybe some ass too

>>7483344
>>7483397
I think a good combination would be a full on MILF body

>>7482127
You should use your cock like clowns use those spray canisters on people. Also i love this thread.

>>7483344
And send your cum production soaring, let's see how those balls swell!

>>7483472
For the love of all that is /d/, cumflate some random chick already! You spent all evening swelling those balls, dump that massive load in a gal!

>>7483344
>>7483397
>>7483432
>>7483472
Y'all forgettin the best part.

Lets see how fat that pussy can get

>>7483815
No, tight cunny is better.

Big knees?

>>7482489
explain?

>>7484894
I think its a reference to IT by Steven King.

>>7483472
Get that precum flowing!

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>>7483432
>>7483397
>>7483344

>>7485308
Hm, I would say go back 6 years, and go even bigger, everywhere, tits, ass, hips, cock, balls,and height, then get out there and dominate some poor guy or girl, make them take your tremendously oversized member, you've been on the receiving end allll night, don't you think it's time you gave some back?

>>7485308
I want you to shoot all your goo into me, even the good stuff that makes you expand.

>>7485308
For shooting up 20 years in curves, that hair of yours is looking terribly short. Maybe a few loads of jizz can help lengthen it out.

Needs to get fucked by her magically appearing sister.

>>7485308
It's a good start, but you need to put on a bit more weight. Nothing too drastic, just enough to be chubby. It'll make you feel softer and plush. You might be able to do it if you try to suck your own dick.

Also, put on some sexy nightwear. Sometimes being less naked is sexier, like having a wrapped birthday present versus something that was just given to you.

>>7485313
>>7485518
mm, seconding these two.

>>7485008
This, try to put some jeans on and see how long you can hold it in before it flows out like you just pissed yourself, but it's precum instead.

Also, really wanna see that crotch bulge in the jeans too.

>>7485308
Somehow you're even sexier than you were before, you look perfect! I'd love to see you wearing nothing but an apron, I think it would really compliment your mature body.

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>>7485870
>>7485518
>>7485313
>>7482574

>>7487185
I need a good shot of those child-bearing hips and ass, maybe get them even bigger

>>7487185
Rip those panties wide open with that fat sack of yours, and why not get a bit taller while you're at it? Leaning up against the counter's nice, but why do that when you could smother some lucky lass in your tits while you fuck her raw with that horsecock of yours!

>>7487185
looking good! loving that cock, but I would love to see a piece of dat ass, from THIS angle it looks impressive, but a side shot, and a thin waist would accentuate it nicely, don't ya think?

>>7487185
Find a slut to empty them into (trap or otherwise).

>>7487323
>thin waist

But that would ruin the MILF-bod

>>7485308
>>7487185
41 year old you needs to find a nice stud to try out or maybe even try to see if you can seduce a lesser thick girl to sample your cock?

>>7487185
Just dump it all inside some slut. Inflate her with your cum, we're begging you!

>>7487361
*shrug* if you say so, I personally disagree, nothing wrong with a MILF with a small waist, don't need chub to give me a chub

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>>7487361
Yeah, don't need any padding to have a MILF's body. Nothin' wrong with a milf and a tight waist, although a tiny bit of padding can help. excuse the amateur compilation.

>>7487185
Find a shortstack to fuck.

can you turn into an animal, like a cat?

>>7487361
Thin waist would ruin it honestly, thick waist for the years of compensation also that would just make a run of the mill hyper curve girl

>>7487185
Order some food and fuck the delivery person! Empty those balls into them and make them inflate!

>>7488245
Eh, agree to disagree, I guess?

i think your cock deserves a bit of love. know any girls who might be up to the task?

>>7464680
why not zoidburg

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>>7486840
>>7485008

>>7489116
Hot damn, that body and outfit plus that pre-cum is a dangerous mix! Maybe you can see if you can squeeze it into a pair of spandex without destroying it or busting a nut that some lucky gal deserves?

>>7489116
Now that you're back into some clothes, it's time to bust out of them again! Growing to about 7 or 8 feet tall shoulf do the trick. Growing your cock as well also wouldn't hurt.

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>>7489116
Now age rapidly to a skeleton like in Raiders of The Lost Ark

I wanna see some decay and spooks

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>>7489030
9/10 kek

>>7489180
This, and boost your precum and cum production even more, maybe start milking? You ARE a MILF, after all.

>>7489261
Oh god yes! I'm just imagining the small river of pre at your feet wherever you walk, and the small lake that'll form when you stop for even just a minute... your shirt having a large blotch of wetness where your nipples are...

Get even bigger, everywhere, tits, ass, ballsand especially your dick's length, it's incredibly thick for it's size, let's smooth that out a bit, and make it just a bit thicker, but a lot longer, spewing precum EVERYWHERE

>>7489116
Tie up your cock to back up the flow and stop the leakage.

>>7489116
hook milking machines up to your cock, nipples, and pussy.

Watch as milk gushes and your body swells and expands, your cock becoming long and dangling, your breasts becoming more like dangling udders with huge teats, and your pussy becoming huge and gaping, able to accommodate nearly anything.

Then freak out at what you've become.

>>7489203
Goddamnit Anon, I was laughing while my dick was erect.

Now the head is sore and so are my sides, holy shit.

Bigger ass awkwardly ripping pants or stuck on a toilet (I have specified fetish)

>>7489116
Cut out the back of your pants, wear a ball bra, and cum as hard as you can into the jeans while bent over showing your puffy asshole.

>>7489116
Bump
Try not to bust a nut just yet.

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>>7489261
>>7489268
>>7489292

>>7490903
The time is right, burst out of that dress as a mini-gts, jacking off as you grow, and reading the book in the other hand

>>7490916
This pls

>>7490903
All that precum is making a mess. Block it up and fill your balls. It'll be easier to concentrate on reading when you aren't dripping like a faucet.

>>7490903
Try to find someone to enjoy some book readings with you, or find some clothes to test out to see if they can contain your girth!

Needs more deepthroating.

>>7491042
>>7490903
Put on a horse condom and suck yourself off, fill yourself up, and pull out the condom holding all your cum intact, tie up and put in fridge for later.

>>7490903
Burst out of that dress, taller, with larger, even more productive udders and balls, then go and measure just how big you've become.

>>7491053
Or you could not use a condom and cover your body in cum!

>>7490903
maybe have her stuff a dildo down her urethra

>>7491163
We can do that later too, I want the baby batter for stuff later.

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>>7489203
fucking this
best end

dont you let this thread die! plus i NEED a tumblr or something for this artist

>>7491155
You actually should get literal cow udders and be act like a dumb, fat, slutty cow

>>7491304
Orrrr maybe don't... Not my nor a lot of other people's thing, your call though.

>>7490903
Get a girl and shove that cock in her, then fill her up with all that cum! You can easily pump her up twice as big as you were earlier this evening!

>>7490903
I remember you had another dick supplement specially made for horses. Pop one of those and let's see what happens

>>7490903
See >>7489203

Do it faggots

>>7489455
Seconding this.

>>7490903
Cock vore?

>>7491422
This, seconding this, so bad

>>7491438
Agreed!

>>7491422
Agreed!

>>7491166
seconding. It's been requested for a whilenow.

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>>7491042
>>7488250

>>7491873
Find a cowgirl with gigantic milky tits to slide your dick in between.

>>7491155
>>7491422
Seconding and thirding these two.

lol i love this thread, but i honestly kinda wish she didnt go full on bimbo.... like i was in love up until the part where she left the bathroom.

the idea she went in there, got fucked a filled up with cum an clothes covered in it turned me right the fuck on. kinda wish we could go back to that, but the rest of this is good too lol.

if we cant go back, then id say she either wind up with some mythical beast, or get nipple fucked :^)

>>7492197
>i honestly kinda wish she didnt go full on bimbo..
you're the only one with that opinion. bimbos are great.

>>7492202
i mean, being slutty is hot, but i was kinda into the story of it. when she went "full bimbo" there was no more story an was now just random sex acts basically.

>>7491873
Grow your cock large enough so you can titfuck yourself. Problem solved.

>>7492213
isn't that the fault of the posters and nothing to do with her being bimbo?

>>7492217
this

>>7492202
Nah, no he's not, I don't like bimbos either, being sexually promiscuous I can get behind, but just being 'u ,like,want sum,like,fuck?" isn't my sorta thing, either.

>>7492202
No, I think bimbos have a very niche audience, especially with hentai.

Well, I don't mind either way, I'm not even here to fap.

>>7491873
How huge is your cock?

Better question, how huge is your urethra?

>>7492217
second. either this or find a girl with a nice rack.

>>7492240
>>7492197
yeah the issue comes from replies being less "plump up your lips and try to tease your date to erection" to instead be "make yourself have two cocks." my 2 cents, find out what happened to your date after the restaurant orgy.

>>7492530
i just want some story..... not going from "o now i fucked the waiter an have cum on me what do i do?" an jumping straight to "everyone in the building is fucking me"

i mean dont get me wrong, the art is got af, but the story + the art is what makes it better then just any ole pics, it makes it worth remembering
an beating off to again :^)

>>7491873
Now tip him $21 and kill him to take the money back, GTA style

>>7492785
ehhhhhhh... no...

OH THIS IS THE LINE NOW!

I kinda just want us to giv the newest staff member (probably the busboy) a sloppy BJ, while our date gets anal and we're fucking a hostess.

Is this the end? No cowgirl or inflating? Such is life.

>>7494361
She usually posts a new one at 8-10 PM EST, give it a bit.

Bumpo

>>7494576
No need for it. It wasn't even on page 5, much less 10.

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>>7491053
>>7491242
>>7492217
>>7492277

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>>7491053
>>7491242

>>7494957
HOLY fuck this stuff is hot. How about dick hatting a girl? Like she is licking your balls while your massive cock is on top of her head

>>7494957
>>7494958
Jesus fucking christ that's a lot of cum! I bet you could even empty that out into a tub and take a fucking bath in it if you manage to cum a couple of times!

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>>7494958
Now pull it half out, flip the lips of the condom and pull it over your head then the rest of your body

That's your cocoon now and soon you'll be a beautiful butterfly with a cock proboscis which fertilizes all the flower girls in the neighborhood.

Just make sure to stay away from the bees and their cum-honey.

If your drink too much cum-honey the poo bear will fill your balls with liquid latex, and cockvore you.

>>7494958
Drink all of it, see if you can give yourself a good temporary potbelly with all that cum

>>7494958
Why not pull it out like a hankercheif? I mean, you did get "painted-all-silly" by that cab driver! Maybe you are a circus clown!

>>7494957
Take some of those horse-cock enhancement pills that were mentioned earlier, those sound like they could be incredibly.... fun...

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>>7495087

>>7495127
This... If you aren't going to dump into someone else, at least fill yourself up with it!

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>>7495087

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>>7495087
Why, just why?

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Whatever you do, just don't ask them about the 'bees knees'

>>7491422
This

>>7494957
>>7494958
well this threads gone down hill

>>7495733
Says you and not a whole lot of anyone else.

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>>7495087

>>7495087
You on drugs or somethin, Bruv?

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>>7495087
>>7495906

>>7495893
>ridiculous sized dick that wouldn't realistically be usable for sex
>good

>>7494958
Once you get it out, you should drink the contents.

>>7494958
How about you go to your office dressed in your business wear? Let's see how many of your employees you can get to worship your massive member for a raise.

>>7494958
Suck that cum out harder then my washing machine sucks the cum out of my socks.

>>7496047
Well Hentai Physics laugh at your mundane tastes!

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>>7495906
...

>>7495906
Pfffft haha!

any update on a tumblr or website where i can find the artist????

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>>7495906
ABSOLUTELY BASED

>>7494958
Suck down that cum and let it boost your testosterone levels refilling your balls. Do this until your thoroughly inflated. That horse supplement also sounds fun.

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>>7496182

>>7496632
Maybe you can get their attention by getting taller and growing out of the suit

>>7496632
Now would be a great time for that supplement. Flood the building.

>>7496632
You know, it's pretty damn hard to ignore an excessively huge horsecock spurting precum in frankly absurd quantities... why not take some of those supplements?

On a different note, thread is autosaging, wat do?

>>7496654
I think she needs some fuel for that growth.. eat some people first to ensure you get their attention.

I'm sure if you "subtly" flaunted yourself to them enough you could grab enough of one's attention for potentially mischievous reasons

>>7496632
That's a shame. You'd think more office workers would dig hot women in office attire.

Anyway, bring your secretaries in to discuss their recent problems with ignoring workplace decorum and gossiping around the office. If disciplinary actions have to include one of them toungue-washing your balls while the other smears her lipstick while attempting to french kiss your dickhole, well, then you're going to have to do what you need to do.

Hey, this thread's starting to autosage. Are we just gonna leave it off on next update or start a new thread for a continuation?

As for suggestions, grow outta that dress, let's see them ignore you when you're tall enough to smother them with your milky tits and and fuck them silly with that gigantic stallion-dick of yours, after you take some of those horsecock pills that everyone seems to be talkin' about.

>>7496725
New thread please.

>>7496632
they can take their eyes off your crotch? I can't lol.

But a predator like you reminds me almost of a demonness. A spaded tale and slit pupils to remind everyone who's in charge.

Or a tattoo to cement what you are, for all to see. a tramp stamp or chest tat that says "Fuck Me" or "Slut" or "Lucky You".

That's just my take on things.

>>7496632
Maybe you should force someone to drink your breast milk?

>>7496811
Seconding this demon suggestion

>>7496632
Hmm they're not digging the milf bod? Maybe try to advertise it in a interesting way?

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>>7496811
>>7496672
>>7491422
I think autosage is as good a time as any. May make another thread in the near future. This has been a blast though guys, had some really cool ideas as well as some beautifully fucking weird ones. I look forward to another one of these when time allows.
As an addendum, Riley stepped back to her normal age (20) after an older co-worker mistook Riley for her mom and reminisced with her for 45 minutes of her mom's sexual deviancy while she sucked him off for "old times sake". Blowing her mom's weird friends aside, she was mostly angry that it took up her entire break. Annoyed after her very literal oral history lesson. Riley felt the need to rebel, opting for a tattoo as it was the first thing that popped into her head. Storming inside she firmly told the tattooist "give me something that will piss my mom off" and that he did, at least what his idea of it would be. Riley was less than pleased but hard as a rock. she stumbled out, hungry, woozy and with blood in the wrong place. she willingly followed your requests to eat the horse supplements she had in her bag... it worked.

>>7497079
Alright, well, it was a fun half month for most of us here as well, thanks for doing this whole thing!

>>7497079
Yeah thanks for everything in this thread man! I was just wondering, though. Is there anywhere else you post your work? A tumblr or something of that sort?

>>7497079
This was a fantastic thread filled with quality content. Thank you.

Who's awesome? You're awesome.

>>7497079
See you later cap'n o7