WYR Thread

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>>7445756
B: Live in a world where 90% of the population is female. Men have protected status and are considered a greater status symbol than a gold-plated Lamborghini, which is cool since you're a man. You will never have to work another day in your life and can fuck any woman you want. The issue (which might not even be an issue) is that women in this world are extremely fat, so much so that the darings in pic related are considered to be slim.

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>>7445767
C: Work in a human dairy farm. A massive cultural shift lead to a common belief that breast milk is healthier and more ethical than those from cows and other animals. It's a popular destination for field trips and children often come down to the floor and chat with the women. It's really exciting at the beginning but don't think you get to be a breeding stud, there are more regulations than any living being can keep track of and inspections are daily.

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>>7445781
D: You get turned into a cute, if not a bit on the lanky side, young woman. You retain full control and face zero mental, emotional, or sexual changes, hormones be damned. It's good that you have control because you a very... reactive body. You gain muscle mass without realizing it, you gain fat at speeds that shouldn't be physically possible, can cum without using your hands, and by god if you ever have the misfortune of getting pregnant your body will balloon into a over-ripened cartoon of a fertility goddess.

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>>7445798
E: Elves take over the world and rule with an iron fist. Humans at best are sex slaves put to work satisfying their most abhorrent and disgusting kinks and at worst humans are hunted for fun and occasionally meat. Luckily you and your loved one are part of the sex slave camp. You get three square meals a day, a roof over your head, a hearth to curl up by during the winter, and basic medical care. All you have to do is keep your mistress satisfied, which is easier than you might think. Also, your most hated person is tortured to death.

>>7445767
This is the best option OP. No contest.

>>7445756
I meannnn if were talking about what I would choose in a rational way obviously B.

Buuuuuut.... If i'm choosing one for my sexual fantasy it would be C.

Milk me daddy

>>7445767
I'm on my way to fat girl world! I pick option B! They seem cute!

>>7445806
i for one welcome our new elf overlords

>>7445798
It's everything I've ever wanted anon. Thank you

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>>7445798
I choose D. Now to figure out exactly what I'd need to do for my body to become something along the lines of pic related...

>>7445798
I'll take one of these please

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>>7445806
E please.

Ok a nice "simpler" one. Remember to contribute or future anons will hate us...As will janitors.

A: Your waifu becomes real. Loses any magical powers/ most of her magical powers in the process but retains her holy 2d beauty somehow. You will meet her really soon, and if you manage to capture her attention she will surely become yours

B:ecome the waifu. You become some nice girls, or lads, Waifu and trip to that persons world with a reasonable background. But you dont get to choose your gender. (Yes you can become a futa). Again you need to find said person so go outside and socialize, it wont be hard.

Or C(omputer) option. In the next coming weeks you will find an odd fashdrive attached to some peice of metal junk. Plugging it in it reveals itself as one of the first fully funktioning Ai programs. Will it love you? Sure of it? Does it know it loves you? Probably not its an ai not a magic machine. Teach it feelings anon.

Fine, non waifu option.D) You become a giant spider.

>>7445798
I want to be the fetish machine please
>>7446724
B. Gamble time.

....
Become the waifu
Become the dickgirl. (bigger dick)
Become the futa. (smaller dick)
Become the waifu (male)

>>7446724
A. My waifu is from a slice-of-life anime so literally nothing is changed.

>>7446624
sodomy?

>>7445756
>do you want to become a living passenger in an altered version of your own body after it is taken over by someone that is distinctly not you

Uhh... no

>>7446816
And what about options B through E?

>>7445756

I'd take A.
Second one I'd take A there as well.

WYR

A. Live in a society comprised of a variety of drop dead gorgeous women of all reasonable shapes and sizes. You would be the only male (or futa), and they would happily do anything for you as your loving harem. The downside is they're all /r9k/ level autists that blame all problems on other races and the government. They'll never act on it, but they will never shut up.

B. You'll find yourself enslaved in a hive of amazonian futa bug girls. You'll be used as their breeding slut, filled with eggs in every hole. After a few years like this the queen will take notice of you and keep you in her personal harem, like any queen she's nearly three times the size of her drones.

>>7446724
I'll take the giant spider.

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>>7445767
>women in this world are extremely fat, so much so that the darings in pic related are considered to be slim

B, no contest.

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WYR

A. Be an unwitting feminimancer who literally cannot stop making the world around yourself girlier and more sexually feminine no matter what you do. You will quickly turn into a girl (and everybody else around you in various ways -- are you a baker? Those cakes you make will turn boys into girls), and turn the women around you into curvy goddesses who eventually decide it's easier to lust for each other since that's all there seem to be around these days. Whoever you end up waifuing will be the prettiest girl in existence through your unwilling effort.

B. Girls will talk about very sexy girls-only kinds of things around you while teasing and frotting against you endlessly while you let them. Eventually, they'll start bullying you a bit sexually, and they'll get rewarded for it with increased sexual assets and height. After they've expanded to your subconscious liking, you begin to shrink and become either a cute loli or shota depending on your preference, at which point the bullying party will lactate, giving you milk that will sexually endow you.

Everyone's body resets when you fall asleep if you so choose, so you can do it all again.

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WYR

A: Somehow you have become the ultimate ruler over earth and everyone will do as you say, except that nobody wants to have sex with you under any circumstance. You could always order your soldiers to capture sexslaves though, everyone else will think this is normal.

B: You become the most sexy and beautiful woman on earth and rape is no longer outlawed, so have fun being outside. (optional: you stay male and the rest of the population are futas)

C: You become a beautiful amazonian futa and pretty damn strong, but once again nobody wants to have sex with you. Once again rape is outlawed.

>>7447645
woops, rape is not outlawed in option C

>>7447645
B. I'd then try to seek some kinda protection.
I just wanna be a pretty woman dammit

>>7445756
sauce?

>>7447645
B, I just want the vagine

>>7447513
Definitely A. That sounds hot af.

WYR

A.) Live in a world where all women lose all their limbs and become public breeding vessels for men

B.) Live in a world where all men lose all their limbs, but women serve these men as devoted slaves

C.) Everyone in the world loses their limbs and robots take over, but you grow the sexiest cock you've always dreamt of.

>>7447713
None of these, but I guess A keeps my limbs.

>>7447713
B, cos' you know, hugging and handjobs.

>>7447645
B, I hope those futas' breasts will be ample.

>>7447513
A, curvyness and lesbian sex, here I come!

>>7447304
A, but the talking part would be pain in the ass.

>>7446724
A, being with my cute waifu is life.

>>7445767
B, cos' titties and asses should be big and fat

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>>7447839
WYR:

A: Be kidnaped, closed in a basement and drugged so you will grow gigantic pair of balls and penis. When the right day comes, you will be introduced to a dick-milking machine. Each day you will have to ejaculate certain amount of cum. If you meet the target, you will be rewarded with a sex partner perfect to your liking just for one night.

B: You live in a world where male cum is seen as a superfood. All of female magazines and websites promote it to be great weightloss agent. Ladies, especially bigger ones, will do anything just to consume recommended daily dose. Even if it means kidnapping multiple men and keeping them just to fulfill the need. But, there is a side effect. Consuming it make them horny. The fatter the woman, the bigger need for cum. You see the link...

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Would You Rather:
A) Invent and patent a new miracle drug that gets the reluctant approval of the FDA. With one pill a day over about a month, a woman will become more beautiful. Blemishes and signs of age will vanish, but the big change will be body fat. Any and all fat on her body will be redistributed to healthier and more aesthetically pleasing areas, with heavily overweight users actually becoming taller in order to achieve the proscribed shape. If taken by a man, it doesn't do shit.

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>>7447926
B) Invent and patent that does NOT get FDA approval, but still sees significant sales though less-than-legal channels. When taken by a man, it increases natural testosterone production by a substantial degree, increasing muscle mass, dick/ball size, and sexual drive. However, it carries some pretty serious side-effects, hence being made illegal. Over-dosing will result in a second, *female* puberty, turning you into a very muscular and well-endowed dick-girl. The withdrawal symptoms, meanwhile, will rob you of everything you got from it and then some, as well as giving you a large and sensitive ass for some reason.

>>7447932
Oh yeah, also, it doesn't effect women.
C) Have magic jizz that carries BOTH of these effects, however! You are the ONLY source of this, and it cannot be replicated by any scientific means.

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>>7447932
Fuck, posted the wrong picture, what was I doing?

>>7447937
C, just keeping eating own cum and become most beautiful and strongest futa ever

>>7445756
B
>>7446724
A
>>7447304
B
>>7447513
A
>>7447713
A
>>7447875
B
>>7447937
C

You have two 8" dicks, would you rather them...
A: Be side by side
B: Be over-under

>>7447645
>C: You become a beautiful amazonian futa and pretty damn strong, but once again nobody wants to have sex with you. Once again rape is outlawed.
>>7447649
>C: woops, rape is not outlawed in option C

Even if rape was outlawed I'd pick option C...

>>7445756
D is the best for me
Hyper-preg, here I come
>>7446724
B, I suppose

>>7446624
Clitoral stimulation 24/7.

>>7446724
C. I have the social skills of a trout.
>>7447304
A, with me as a futa. My main boards besides here are /r9k/, /v/, and /pol/ so I would naturally fit right in. I'm not joking.
>>7447513
A. After all it's not my fault.
>>7447645
A and throw all the commies out of helicopters. Who needs sex when you're practically a god?
>>7447713
C. I trust machines more than other humans.
>>7447875
B. Somehow I know they'll still despise me and leave me alone and it will be the usual handsome men getting more blowjobs than usual.
>>7447932
B. Take it properly and get ripped.

>>7445767
That world would be heaven I love large to obese women

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>>7448290
>>7448219
>>7448192
>>7448030
>>7448018
Contribute please with the replies please? Fuck is it that hard?
>>7447993
B.Because between 2 oral fuckings at the same time or one anal/ viginal I´d choose the 2 sticks in 1 girl.
>>7447926
A
>>7447875
A.
>>7447713
A.
>>7446724
C. Robot waifu here i come.
>>7446731
4? D?. I´d like to be a trap i guess this is the option.


Ok I'm terrible at these so here is one.one.

A:A maid Harem. But none of them are very open to the having and open sexial relation with you.

B: One very agressive futa maid. Lead her as you will.

Or C. A yandere maid forces her way into your life whether you like it or not. She will try and replace every other persons role in your life at once.

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>>7448386
B please

I wanted to make an A/B choice that didn't introduce too much in the way of additional sexes/races etc etc.

WYR

A. You become a perfect specimen of the sex you are now, defined by your own aesthetics. You can appear as a trap/cuntboy but will not gain any sexual organs of the opposite sex.
- This now applies to all members of your sex, 50% will change to fit the "normal" aesthetic of their sex. If you do not fit into this category then at least 10% of the affected population will change in a manner similar to yourself, this will be the second highest group. The remainder will change to "fill in the gaps", with highly randomized extremes based around other aesthetics.
- The opposite sex is not affected, they will view you as fairly normal (at least physically) and at least an equal percentage will find your aesthetic attractive.
- Your mind and memories are not affected, but everyone else believes that this "change" has always been how things are.
- This only affects physical traits and has no affect on mental acuity or personality, the population as a whole will act roughly as it did before. No magic or psychic abilities can be granted.
- All traits must be "human" in nature, no bestial traits, but extreme proportions/hyper are allowed up to a point of what would be biologically possible for a human.
>Become perfect! Along with a bunch of other people, still if you can stand out then it's a winner, right?

>>7448803
B. You may choose to change your sex one time, if you do then the result will be "similar" to yourself but with physical differences. Regardless of your choice you will become slightly improved in whatever traits you deem the most important, if you were to be scored out of 10 in attractiveness then you'd now score an average of 2 points higher, up to a cap of 9.
- Choose a sex, that sex is now greatly changed, 50% of this sex now fit comfortably in what you would describe as the perfect aesthetic for this sex, 40% of this sex will change to fit other aesthetics with large (randomized) differences between them. The remaining 10% are unchanged.
- If you choose to change the same sex that you belong to then you will be in the 10% that is unaffected (apart from the slight upgrade)
- Global population will change so that the unaltered sex will take up roughly 70% of the population, it becomes common for members of the changed population to be romantically engaged with 2 or more of the opposite sex at once.
- There is a shift in society so that the changed sex will become slightly more dominant, it will be more normal for them to initiate courtship and for their partners to be more submissive around the house and in public. (Slightly more dominant in the bedroom as a result).
> Do you go for the leftovers, or learn to share?

>>7448805
I'm aware that these are tailored to a heterosexual choice, had others in mind, maybe I'll write more.

WyR

A: Live in a world of extreme sexual liberation. A loose braless tank top with booty shorts is considered equivalent to a burqa, where men would once get into a fist fight they settle things by sword fighting with their dicks anywhere at anytime, rape no longer exists because there is no situation where anybody would say no to anyone, /d/-tier fetishes are considered tame enough for jokes on family sitcoms, and that guy on Xbox Live who says he's banging your mom probably is but nobody brings it up because everybody is banging everybody else's mom. There are no STDs but other problems may ensue.

B: Sexual dimorphism is taking to an extreme with men being 7' tall beasts made of pure muscle and testosterone and look like they just punched their way out of a metal album cover while women are 5' at the very most and are cute enough to make the most moé anime girl look like an amalgamation of Baphomet and Chuck Norris. However behavior roles are swapped and exaggerated, so you have women acting like crude caricatures of construction workers and sailors while men make sandwiches and watch soap operas.

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An extradimensional eldritch being that has been watching Earth for a long, long time has decided it wants to watch over something more similar to itself, and to that end, it has decided to convert a human (just one) into a sort of immortal tentacle monster, capable of both shapeshifting to pass as a regular human, and of converting other humans into similar creatures (sans further conversion capability) - with the caveat/bonus that the convertee would also find themselves getting a crush* on the converter. Would you rather:

A: The person chosen by the being happens to have longed for a chance at a relationship with you, but wasn't confident enough to make a move. They'll find you, convert you, and be whatever you want them to be - as long as they can be with you.

B: You are the one chosen, and can choose whether to spread your gift and collect a harem along the way, or keep your abilities a secret from everyone, or anything in between.

*) Yep, just a crush. It can blossom into full-on love, but there are no guarantees - it's just a good base to start things on.

>>7449667
B and change as many people as I possibly can.

>>7448908
B, because that sounds fucking hilarious.

The world is going to be taken over by futanari, but how that will be is your decision. You choose...

1. Everybody on earth gets changed quickly changed with no warning or explaination. You don't even realize anything happened at all until you take off your pants. The next few days involve productivity taking an enormous nosedive as men find their bodies being painfully and violently feminized before their very eyes with the changes only slowing down when any minuscule sliver of what might be vaguely considered masculine if you squint hard enough when it's really dark out have been ripped out and replaced several times over with pure womanhood. Women merely have to deal with getting massive erections and an unbearable increase in sex drive. After a short time of masquerading that nothing happened people (and laws) slowly adjust to what is now a unisex race.

2. Convergent evolution taken to the extreme made homo sapiens develop independently on an alien planet except instead of having defined males and females everybody is superficially female but share both sex's genitals. They also have technology that if written about in a sci-fi novel would be derided as being completely outside the realm of possibility. They warp to earth, render any of our weapons more advanced than a pointy stick worthless, and take over before lunch. After some quick testing they decide that we evolved wrong and should be more like them. Those who come when their summoned for treatment are treated kindly, those who try to escape will face horrors that make S-21 look like a relaxing day at the spa. Also they all speak French.

>>7445767
B, no problem. Forget fetishes I just wanna be pampered and lazy.

>>7446724
C. I'm too much of a social phobe to woo my waifu, plus having an AI companion is my dream.

>>7447513
...B, I guess. Neither of these choices are exciting to me, but B seems to be the one I have more control over.

>>7447645
A. A. AAAAAAA. All the joys of being absolute tyrant of the world, plus going out and hand-picking my own rapeslaves? Fantastic. Amazing. I'd probably pick this over anything else here.

>>7447713
A, only cuz it's the least offensive.

>>7447875
B, then hide away in a basement and sell my jizz in little plastic baggies so I can buy food water and internet. And a gun. I'm gonna want a gun when this goes down.

>>7447926
A. make women more attractive, plus get filthy stinking rich. Win-Win.

>>7448386
A. Maids are nice, plus I can make them do shit for me.

>>7449667
B. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Anon Basement wgah'nagl fhtagn

>>7450811
And now to be fair, a WYR.

A. You wake up tomorrow morning to see a 10/10 babe standing at your bedside. She professes her absolute love for your and her desire to fulfill your every need. She insists on never leaving your side (yes, even to the bathroom) and in insanely jealous of everyone else close to you.

B. You wake up tomorrow to see a 10/10 babe standing at your bedside. She professes her absolute love for you and her desire to own you as her sex slave. She wants you to be hers to display as she pleases and will insist on controlling your social life, friends and family be damned. She wants to rape you nightly.

>>7446724
A
>>7447304
A
>>7447875
B
>>7447926
A
>>7449667
B
>>7450827
A

Pretty tame one, WYR:
A: Every time you dick someone they get more attractive (towards your ideal).
B: Every time you get dicked you become more attractive (towards your ideal).

In both cases this power has a ramp down effect, where changes will become less noticable as the person/you reach your ideal.

WYR:

A. Own a massive harem of slaves. Their bodies (Appearance, race, futa fat, etc) are whatever you choose to be. They live at your beck and call and you live lavishly. Also comes with a free mansion.

Two catches. One, none of them like this. Slaves will run away, misbehave, and you'll have to keep them under control somehow. (Maybe not a catch). Two, slavery is still illegal, so you'll have to keep this under wraps. If the government finds out about this there's a good chance you'll be arrested.

B. You are the pet slave to a 6/10 woman. She's mildly above average in appearance, nothing spectacular. Despite this, she loves you dearly and pampers you like a terrier in a purse. You are still her slave, and must answer to her every desire, including some sexual stuff you might not be into.

C. Once a person becomes 18 years of age they become part of the slave market. They have no choice in the matter- the highest bidder becomes their owner. If a person buys themself they are removed from the market and become eligible to buy slaves. Once you are a slave, you remain such until your master stops wanting you, or you somehow get enough money to buy youre freedom from your master. You are suddenly 16 again.

>>7445798
this one

>>7446624
of the same opinion as this guy. Probably just get surgery and the curse might do the rest

>>7446724
C

>>7447304
A

don't even know why anyone would choose B

>>7447513
B shota option

>>7447645
can I be a futa in a population of futas?

if no A
I will rule the world with an /r9k/ fist

>>7447713
C, maybe if I ask enough they can give me robotic limbs

>>7445806
FUCK ELVES. Fuck elves. Gas elves FUCK elves. I hate their stupid faggy pointed ears and their fucking hardons for trees. I hope they stick their one inch dick into a tree and termites bite it off. Fuck elves. Cancer creatures faggy pointy motherfuckers.

>>7447875
A
>>7447937
C

>>7448386
B

>>7451073
Anon, calm the fuck down.

>>7450870
C

time to start working

>>7450734
2

>>7449667
B

>>7448908
B

WYR

live in a world where the world is controlled by a futanari feudal system. Society works well despite that but there's a law that says that when anyone reaches age 13 they will have their virginity taken by the futa lord. If they have their virginities taken beforehand they will be executed.

or

live in a world where women are forced to marry the men that have sex with them. It does not matter if the sex was consensual or not and they are not allowed to divorce or have sex with anyone else. However, they do have the legal right to kill their husband if he is shown to be cheating on her.

>>7445756
god dammit A is the hottest but you literally CAN'T FAP TO IT NO MORE if you choose it ;_;
Can't you at least make it so that I "break free" during sex? If I try to break myself apart from whoever I'm having sex with, the other personality comes back, but so long as my body's in bed with another body, can't I be me, pretty please?

>>7451843
You can still feel sex, and you're status is high enough to get a steady stream of top-tier dick.

>>7451150
You calm the fuck down you fucking elf lover. if you love elves so much how about you go cum on a tree and make one? Fucking elves are TRASH. Garbo trash bitches

WYR

A) A magical curse befalls the world. The more anyone acts and feels submissive, the larger their body and sexual features will grow. The more dominant anyone acts or feels, the smaller their body and sexual features will shrink. You'll end up with beta male subs as tall as skyscrapers with thick cocks hanging to their feet as well as inch-tall doms with barely visible sexual traits. However, these extremes are rare as it is more difficult to feel submissive when you can crush buildings and dominant when you can't even climb out of bed. Most people stay between half and double their original size. For safety, shrunken people are extremely noticable and durable while giants are immune to the effects of cold, rain, etc. and no longer need to eat.

B) Human bodies morph to how others collectively see you. Hustling pool? You might grow demonic horns thanks to the people you ripped off. Pretending to be a girl online when you're not to get gifts in an MMO? You'll wake up to find something missing between your legs. Regular human contact is required to help prevent unwanted change, resulting in stronger family units. The limits of change surpass human restrictions. If you believe in a hero, they may very well become one. There's also a rise of isolationist couples that spend months alone together in therapy to change their bodies. Such therapy easily makes monster girls, futas, and more physiologies common. Changes are gradual and ill-suited for sudden disguise.

WYR

1. Become a succubus. You need to drink cum to survive, in a quantity and frequency akin to human meals. To aid you, you have some magic for lust-hypnosis, arousal, making your partners more endowed and productive, removing refactory period, etc.. If you would rather be male, you could instead be an incubus, but you must still live on cum (your own doesn't count). You get wings, horns, pointy ears, and a tail whose tip is heart shaped. You'll be 11/10 attractive, drawing lookers and pervs no matter how well you try to avoid it. Your libido will be insatiable. You'll be horny immediately after sex. Those you have intercourse with regularly will receive an infinite lifespan to match your own.

2. You are a digital being. You can traverse the net to enter any computer, basically puts your avatar on the desktop, letting you enter any program you want or simulate key input. You can exit your computer as an imperceptible ghost if you wish to change to another network. You're immortal and can't be deleted or copied. If someone double-clicks your avatar, your body will be sealed in an edit-zone as an avatar customization app opens. While you are normally able to control computers as you see fit, once this happens, you're at the mercy of the mouse. Oh the fun NEETs can have with boob sliders. Not to mention that they can just rub your body all the right ways with the mouse to hear your pleasured moans. Everything about your avatar appearance is customizable: sex, age, species, etc.. You can choose your initial look. Being digital has a number of perks. All video games are perfect VR for you, emulating as many senses as you wish to feel. You can draw images or videos by simply imagining them. You can hack into any device, no matter how well protected. You just can't touch any humans again, unless you fund production of a robot body.

>>7448803
>>7448805
Nobody played mine, what did I fuck up on /d/ ?

>>7453921
Personally, whenever I see these threads, I read without posting my choices. I post WYRs to contribute, but I like to put too much thought into my choices to be able to post reasoning for a whole thread's worth. But here, I'll do it for yours now.
First, let's look at B. It has a fundamental issue I can't get around. I can decrease the population of the opposite sex by changing them to be how I want, making way too much competition to ever find love. Or I could change my own sex, making everyone sans myself much more attractive. Although I get a boost, I'd never be able to compete and find love. Lastly, I could change my own sex, but worsen everyone else, which would leave me feeling horrible at the end of the day. I feel much safer going with A.
As the option mentions, I would go with being a trap. You can never have too many cute things, and turning such a large portion of the less fair sex into something prettier would be nice. As for more specifics on the form: short, smooth skin, wide hips, higher voice, and maybe enhance the lewd bits in case the unchanged males try to bully.

>>7453705
2 and my avatar will be a radical-looking demon straight out of a pulpy fantasy novel with massive gnashing teeth and glowing eyes of pure evil. Nothing anybody could do would make me any less badass.

Would you rather have...

A: a watch that attracts submissive gay men. When you wear it you'll send out a signal that will trigger every gaydar in a five mile radius and brew homolust within them. Even if you're not really into men you can get a grateful hungry blowjob anytime you want. The effects compound and never wear off even when you take it off.

B: a woman that can function as a mattress. Despite her extreme height and weight she won't suffer from any health problems outside the norm (e.g. the flu or physical injury.) She's 110% dominant but the worst she'll do is smother you in her tits until you obey her. She really is the sweetest person you'll ever meet but couldn't function socially even if she was perfectly normal-looking. Her sex drive is overbearing.

>>7453592
B

>>7453705
really they both sound good, guess I'll choose 2 for theme reasons (I'm a sucker for tech)

>>7454793
A

WYR
I. Be an alraune. You can be the sex of your choice: male, female, futa, etc.. You start out as a potted sapling with a loving owner that is your ideal partner (physically, within human norms). As they feed & take care of you, you will grow from a mere inch to as tall as a human to many stories tall. As you grow, your sexual features will grow larger, more exagerated, and much more productive. Instead of cum or milk or any such fluid, your body leaks a sweet nectar. You can release powerful pheromones to make people lust after you. You can also extend many long, prehensile vines to help you interact with things far away, which is good since you're rooted in soil. You're very hardy & can regenerate from anything in a few hours. Frost, excessive sunlight, and strong wind won't harm you.

II. You are now a lava elemebtal. Your body is constantly hot. You can shield nearby people & objects from your heat to merely be pleasantly warm. As you get more aroused, your body heats up. As it turns out, you're linked to a world-ending super-volcano. If you go more than a week without having sex, the pressure will build up too much and it will erupt, giving you a literally mind-breaking orgasm as humanity dies out, leaving you to whimper in your lewd madness all alone. Mankind knows of your link & will make sure you stay satisfied, supplying you with toys, partners, and porn to your specifications. You'll never have to work again as the government is more than happy to pay for your pleasures and needs. Don't worry about being killed to save humanity. Without you, the volcano would still erupt. You're a savior, not a curse. Being made of molten rock, shapeshifting as easy for you - as lobg as you remain made of molten rock.

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>>7445798
D. Being a musclegirl sounds neat.
>>7446724
D because I'm a lazy fuck.
>>7447304
A sounds like I'll be among friends.
>>7447513
B for the giant dong.
>>7447645
>>7447649
A and brutally harvest tax money from any group dumb enough to earn my wrath.
>>7447713
B sounds almost philosophical in a "I feel like a fucking housepet! Which of us is supposed to be the master here?" sort of way. Pretty interesting as long as one can reasonably guarantee that their slave doesn't bail on them.
>>7448386
C. I know I'll come to regret it, but C.
>>7448803
A perfect specimen you say? A it is.
>>7449667
A, I'm always a sucker for a secret admirer option.
>>7450827
Well now, speak of the Devil... A, please.
>>7450870
A with bodies too frail to stand a good chance of shanking me in my sleep.
>>7451563
A sounds neat, I'd be all over the chance to play a roguelike in person.
>>7454793
A. Gonna hope I stumble across someone willing to crossdress.

You are now the proud owner of a pocket dimension that you can teleport to and from at your leisure. Which one would you rather have?

A: One consisting of a nice house nestled in a vast amount your least favorite natural environment. To compensate however, your pocket dimension is populated with monster girls native to said biome who worship you as a god. It might suck having to live in a muggy swamp in order to bone a Mucus Toad, or freeze your balls off in the mountains in the name of Yeti cuddles, but any of them would be thrilled to receive a divine fucking from you, and ecstatic if you took them as a wife. You cannot take people or things in and out of the dimension, but when you die you will become the god they believe you to be. You cannot return home after this point, but are now free to change your new home at will.

Or...

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>>7455631
B. Please Slaanesh, B.

B: One consisting of an endlessly tall apartment building on a small plot of land. All utilities are free, but it is initially unfurnished having only a single small item in each apartment. You'll have to gather up anything that's not embedded into every room, such as a toilet, but at least you get something too large to carry alone any time you completely scour a floor, the first time this happens you find a vat containing your opposite sex clone who would love nothing more that to be your pseudo-incestuous fuckbuddy roommate. Feel free to take anything you want to and from your dimension, but you can't teleport anything too heavy to lift. Whenever you die, you find yourself back in the apartment's lobby, young and healthy again. You will however find that each time this happens you lose the ability to return to your old world, having to make your way in a new one.

>>7455721
This guy knows what's up. Practicality.

>>7451563
B, I guess. Puts me in a position of power. The whole "murder men who cheat" thing seems kinda iffy but I'm not exactly a womanizer.

>>7453592
B, because I'd probably end up a 4 inche tall eunuch for A and that's just no fun.

>>7453705
2, easily. Shitpost on anonymous message boards and generally avoid anything that gives me an editable avatar. Also fund some robotics, I guess. RC humans.

>>7455631
I. Be a human topiary and hop around in my little pot with my human waifu.

>>7445767
B
>>7446724
C
>>7447304
B
>>7447513
B
>>7447645
B with futa population
>>7447713
B...I guess?
>>7447875
B
>>7447926
C
>>7448386
C
>>7448805
A
>>7448908
A
>>7449667
B
>>7450734
2
>>7450827
A
>>7450870
B
>>7451563
A
>>7453592
B
>>7453705
B

WYR:

A: In a cyberpunk world, a powerful executive has kept a cabinet of sex slaves, male and female, to please her whenever she desires. You are one such slave - however straight/gay you may be, you can't help but find something about ALL of the other slaves hot. Maybe it's something in the water. Either way, you live in a highly noire, underground world where being kept as a human fucktoy is - or technically is - particularly illegal. If you put your mind to it, you could probably escape, and blow the whole thing open if you point the cops in the right direction. Hell, you might even get a nice sum of credits too. Of course, this mistress is VERY affluent, and won't stop hunting you down to drag her back between her legs for as long as she lives.

B:You awake in the world of your favourite anime/cartoon/show. Everyone in the main cast is hypersexual and sees no problem in having sex with the other main characters. How much the lid is kept on this is up to you, but remember not everyone in universe might be happy about these relations...

>>7456390
A, if only because the thought of a sexual Homestar Runner fills me with dread.

Wyr

1. Live an almost comfortable bourgeois lifestyle. You have a nice condo with a maid, a cushy job with unreasonably good pay, every stupid gadget you could ever want, and can chug fine wine like malt liquor every night. But you will never have sexual satisfaction again. You can't cum and will only ever feel an unbearable edging if you try to masturbate and the very fabric of the universe is conspiring against you on your quest for pussy. Your balls will be painfully blue for every waking moment and there's only so much a VR rig can do to keep your mind off sex. Despite being able to afford the kind of golden health care normally reserved for third-world dictators and CEOs of multinational conglomerates not even medicine can help you.

2. Have a dull working class factory job with a shitty apartment but have a massive number of beautiful state-subsidized sex slaves who obey your every command. A complicated series of events, including a Butlerean Jihad destroying automation and most pre-'50s tech, a disastrous and bloody attempt at forging a self-proclaimed "feminist state" instilling a worldwide loathing of the female sex, said failed state creating a massive war that killed much of the male population resulting in a need for a new generation, and you happening to have exceptional luck kept you away from all of this. Living standards tanked but are improving.

>>7453592
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7456509
1. I can live with some ball ache, just give me all the food I can eat, luxuries I can buy, and enough political influence to get some of my ideas through.

Also is anyone stopping me from getting castrated? If I can't get pleasure out of them anyway why not just drop 'em?

WYR

A) Become the breasts, butt, or genitals of one person of your choice. You will share their sense of touch for that area, and you'll be able to see and hear even though you don't have your own eyes & ears (though most of the time, you'll just be seeing underwear). You can psychically communicate with your host as well as take full control over your portion of their body. You can telekinetically move yourself, allowing you to move and fondle in ways that muscles don't allow. It is extremely easy to overwhelm your host in pleasure. You have infinite sexual stamina, so feel free to keep your host up all night. When your host dies, you can pick a new one, effectively making you immortal.

B) You can make a one-time shapeshift to your body. Then, under the same rules as option A, you may select any one person to become your breasts, butt, or genitals. They have no say in the matter. When you have sex, you can optionally assimilate your partner, adding them to your hive mind of lewd parts & extending your own lifespan and increasing the size of all your naughty bits slightly. You can mute the telekinetic link in case they talk too much.

>>7445767
B.

All other options are obsolete.

WyR

1. Every man on earth becomes a cuntboy. There are no other physical changes and zero mental ones. Instead of leaking blood for a week men gush equivalent amounts of semen for an hour each month. Women only change to crave pussy instead of cock but still want their men tall, strong, and handsome so it won't help anybody get laid. Nobody acknowledges the changes on a societal level but on a personal level men range from excited to nearly suicidal.

2. Researchers determine that the largest cause of racism is not upbringing or education, but virginity. You are enrolled in a program affiliated with the Selective Service to have numerous women ranging from a light tan color to as dark as black coffee moving in with you under various alibis (e.g. just as a housemate or as serious as a wife.) They all have different kinks and are extremely sexually aggressive; you're going to be late every night.

>>7459583
2, not only because fucking the racism out of humanity sounds great, but because 1 seems to just lack anything interesting.

>>7457561
B. Become some hulking god of a man and make some shut-in loser my greatly enlarged cock. Now he can know what pussy feels like while I smash his sister's cunt.

Here's a non-sexual one. Would you rather...

A: Become a successful and well-known game developer. Your games are of the "F2P CLAN OF SNIPERS 3D UNITY PVP ZOMBIE WARFARE" variety and are the bane of the App Store. You get a hot loving wife but she's so much plastic at this point that she feels like an onahole. Your McMansion is flashy but of such awful construction that it will collapse into rubble if there's even a small earthquake. You will have many friend all in a similar situation to you but you can't talk about it. In short people will all look up to you but everything about you will be fake and hollow.

B: You will find a sandwich for lunch every day. It doesn't matter where you are or what you're doing and it can appear anywhere within arm's reach roughly around lunch. It may be hot or cold depending on the weather and your preference and will always be fresh. It might not be exactly what you're in the mood for but it will never contain hated ingredients or recipes. If you don't eat it you get shits that will rip your asshole asunder and make you whimper in agony every day until you eat it; you cannot save it for later.

>>7462040
See, this is tough because I have no integrity. The only problem I see is the wife thing, I'd give my left leg if it meant a stable income for the rest of my life but I wanna marry someone I like and she gets in the way of that.

On the other hand, free sandwiches.

>>7446724
B, no question. Roll the dice on gender and jump into another world? Sign me up
>>7450734
1, for sure
>>7450834
B, but not even for sexual reasons. I just wanna get cut without having to not eat pizza and shit.
>>7450870
C--if it's a sexual slavery thing. If there's a solid chance I end up being bought just to work in a factory, I'll pass
>>7453705
A, a twinktastic Incubus. Could have it both ways, then
>>7454793
A
>>7459583
2. Getting pegged by my brown gf every night. yeet.

>>7447304
A. As the only male I'll be too busy fucking to care about what any of them have to say.

>>7447513
A. No question. Just hope we find a way for same sex procreation before yuri-world becomes a reality.

>>7447932
B. Time to create a dickgirl army!

>>7448803
A. Become a fitness model dickgirl since breats can naturally grow on men. If this is contested, then I become the world's most convincing trap.

>>7448908
A. Because a world around B would be too disruptive in ways I wouldn't like.

>>7450734
1. Fuck the French.

>>7450834
A. I have too many definitions of beauty for B to be effective in ways I would like.

>>7453592
B. Time to play some of my old MMO characters again!

>>7455721
A. I hate deserts, but I guess that means I'll have a harem of Egyptian style catgirls, scorpion girls, desert fox girls, and whatever else. Going to slowly change the place to a nice temperate forest once I come back as their god. Probably start with grasslands and move from there.

WYR

A. Everyone in the world has two forms they can shift between in about a minute. One form is male and the other is female. Your other form looks just like how you would be if born as the opposite sex. Because of this 80% of the population identifies as bi-sexual, and most people have a male and female wardrobe.

B. People are able to obtain totems. Totems can be as simple as the opposite sex or a basic animal, but can also be as complex as a 50 foot tall tentacle monster. It can take as little as a few months or as long as a few years based on how close a person identifies with the target totem. To obtain a totem one must meditate on the form of the totem, how it would feel to have it's body, and focus on making this desire to have it's body internalized in you as strong as possible. Everyone's first totem is usually the easiest, and each new totem is gained with a little more difficulty. Most people will only gain 5 totems through their whole lives, but it's rumored that some masters have gained up to 40 or 50 totems based on their level of dedication to learning new forms. A totem transformation takes about 5 to 30 minutes based on how comfortable you are with the form.

>>7462263
B, I'd say, if only because in A i'd still be a stocky half-shaved sasquatch as a woman

WYR

A.) A world where true women are extremely rare. Both men and futanari use traps for pleasure, but everyone's eager to slide inside a real pussy, and will stop at nothing for the chance. You're one of the only real women around, and everyone can tell just by looking at you.

B.) a world lorded over by a ruling caste of futas, who demand tribute in exchange for their iron governance--for practically everything. Jaywalking? Your ticket is the cop's cock down your throat. Arrested? You'll get your mugshot taken with the prison guard balls-deep in your ass. Want a marriage license? Both bride and groom better get on their knees.

>>7462263
Gotta go with B, as there are way more possibilities than with A.

>>7446724
c so i can have a computer waifu

>>7462526
A. Open up a pay-for-pussy brothel that caters exclusively to futa.

WYR

A. You are now an attractive, female, mid-twenties version of yourself. When you get aroused, your whole body becomes an erogenous zone, you swell up and redden like an allergic reaction, and when you orgasm, you ejaculate a liter of cum from your mouth. It feels amazing, but makes a huge mess and leaves you sputtering and coughing in a very un-sexy way to get it out of your throat.

B.Either keep your current body or get a young, attractive, female one as per A. Whenever you are aroused, your breasts slowly grow and fill with milk, with the rate of growth increasing as they get bigger. The only way to shrink them is to have someone else milk you.

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>>7464064
Is there even any real choice? Come on, man.

>>7464064
>>7464072
Likewise. I'm not even into milking/giant-breast-play, but A is just objectively awful

>>7447304
B in a heartbeat how is this even a question

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Would you rather
A: Lead a long, healthy, mostly-satisfying but ultimately celibate life with chastity enforced by your loving, but cuckolding wife (you're allowed to watch though), or
B: Have a mind-blowing one-night-stand with the woman of your dreams, but get violently murdered by her an hour later?

>>7462263
B. I'm will to take time for more forms.
>>7464064
B. Become a girl. The choking for A is a deal breaker.

WYR
A. Live in a world where women become cute trap versions of themselves instead of having periods each cycle, and they must cum the egg out before they can change back.

B. Live in a world where men turn into women during their girlfriend/wife's period. If pregnancy occurs, the man will stay a woman through the pregnancy and the first two or three months in order to help with breastfeeding. After each pregnancy a man's body will become more and more feminine. After 5 pregnancies the man will remain a woman.

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>>7464718
Definitely B. Fuck that cuckolding shit, I ain't living with adulteress.

>>7453705
B
>become a digital being with a conan the barbarian type avatar
>become a cyber warrior
>fight for the users
>take down the oppressive proprietary software world
>take down Facebook, Google, Twitter, Microsoft, all SaaSS
>fight for a free internet with a meshnet structure
>be the cyberwarrior gunslinger that travels from server to server in his datahorse, freeing the users and the data with his cybersword and technogun while saying words like "soykaf" and "schway" (and obligatorily, "derezzed")
>take down corrupt governments and peoples, air their dirty laundry
>in the end of my character arc, become a datagod, freeing the information for people to finally get to build spaceships and colonize the solar system and other stars
>millions of years later, mankind has uploaded itself into computers
>a child roams the Earth internet, finding an old data crystal, designed to last millions of years
>he turns it on, a hand emerges into the datastreams... could it be?

>>7464718
A, but I don't get married / get divorced if I instantly become married. I'm fine with chastity, but if my spouse is getting lewd with someone else, then I'd rather just be alone. No matter what they'd say, I'd never be able to believe they cared about me an ounce.

>>7464718
We talking a murder attempt, or a guaranteed free-shot murder? 'Cause I'm pretty confident I could fight off any girl I'd be sleeping with

>>7465789
>you get violently murdered by her
That doesn't sound terribly ambiguous to me, anon

>>7464718
A.
>Implying any woman could stomach my presence long enough to marry me

>>7464064
B and let people pay to milk me.

WYR

A) Be the best man in the world at sex. If you're a virgin or ugly a woman will appear out of thin air to give it a try so word can get out. You can reduce literally anybody including some species of animal to shuddering wrecks unable to handle the pure pleasure only your magnificent dick can deliver. It's so good in fact that your cock is more addictive than heroin and people will force themselves upon you by any means necessary. It's all fun and games until you locked in some bitch's basement.

B) Ever watch Black Dynamite? Remember what Anaconda did to people? Let's take it a step further than Wang's concoction. Rappers all over America start shilling a new brand of malt liquor that feminizes those who drink it. One bottle makes you a trap, the second a cuntboy, the third a full-fledged woman, and every one after that make you EXTRA THICC. Nobody will notice the effect it has no matter obvious it is and the victim and their friends act like they're still the most ballin' muthafuka around.

>>7453592
B. Then I can get a reputation as slut and the effect accumulates.

>>7466163
Definitely B. Traps and girls have their pick, while having women trying to rape and kidnap you would get old real quick. Though I'd like to have the option to keep drinking the malt liquor and progress into a slim fitgrill rather than inevitably turning thiccer

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>>7466163
A without a doubt. As long as I wait until marriage to have sex then it shouldn't be a problem for me, unless my wife starts spreading the word at which point I might have to deal with a couple rapists or kidnappers, but I'm armed so that's no problem.

>>7466241
>Though I'd like to have the option to keep drinking the malt liquor and progress into a slim fitgrill rather than inevitably turning thiccer
But then you wouldn't have booty. I like to think that liquor was made by a guy with an insatiable jungle fever and wants the world to have as many black women as possible.

>>7467366
True, but even the most insatiable booty-lover has to appreciate a well-sculpted, slim body. A break from the cellulite of the rest if nothing else

>>7467845
There will still be plenty of slim women, the drink is optional after all even if it's drank like water among the "urban" demographic.

>>7467856
Fair 'nough.

Semi-related question, is the 'best man in the world at sex' only good at penetration? Or can his mouth and hands make magic happen too? Does pounding his asshole reduce you to a mess, giving him anything and being willing to do anything for the chance to pound that boipussy again? Original question just made it sound like you have a magic dick, which would get boring after not too long

>>7445806
>Live as a human slave among sexy elf women
>Don't have to worry about much, just pleasing elf mistress
>Elf Mistress is a Lactophile
>fuckyes.gif
I don't know about you guys, but I for one welcome our Elf Overlords

A. A new disease is sweeping the globe that causes gradual breast growth in both men and women, along with slight feminization in men. Eventually, it causes the growth of new nipples which slowly expand into breasts either below the normal set, or on various unexpected but symmetrical and strangely aesthetically pleasing places around the body. The main way it spreads is through contact with bodily fluids, which it makes easier by sometimes causing sudden, uncontrollable lactation for hours at a time. A medicine is eventually discovered that halts the progress, reduces the frequency and severity of the lactation, and makes it almost impossible to pass on, but it takes a while to work and is prone to sudden relapses for no obvious reason. You just caught the disease.

B. As A., but with dicks. It takes longer going untreated for it to start making extra ones, but when that starts happening it usually converts existing bodily protrusions like nipples, fingers, toes, tongues, and in extreme cases things like eyes or entire limbs rather than just having them appear random places. When a cock gets too big to reasonably fuck someone with, the urethra starts to develop into something like a vagina so the whole thing takes on the appearance and function of a cross between a cock and a fleshlight. And, of course, it's dribbling copious pre and occasional spontaneous orgasm that helps spread it, rather than lactation. As with A., you just caught it.

>>7468845
A. It's be nice to have my own pair of tatanyas.

>>7468104
The rest of you isn't magically good but will get enough experience by proxy to also be far above average.

WyR

A: All sexuality and lust in the universe is replaced by rage and violence. Evolution is only concerned with what species is capable of raping and killing the most and as such humans have evolved as huge beasts covered in fur and made of pure muscle with language and invention discarded in place of bigger and better fights. You are one of the most savage and powerful of these creatures and can (and must) rape and kill all who oppose your ruthless and arbitrary rule. Fights can drag on for days and often level mountains. If you learn to stop thinking and start punching you'll live a satisfying and rewarding life.

B: Women no longer exist. Femininity is now a long-distant memory and vaginae are only known to specialists in breeding animals. Everybody is now a handsome man, either becoming a hulking lumberjack or slim twink. Babies are made by butt-fucking and come out the same hole, and either kind of man can become pregnant though it's far more common for twinks. Without women to ruin everything both the arts and sciences enter a new renaissance. Life is good, but almost all men feel that there's a certain something missing that they can't quite name.

>>7468845
A, because lactation is the hottest thing ever.

You won a sex slave and have three lovely options to choose from! You choose...

Slave 1: at exacly 5' and skin-and-bones she's the smallest out of all of them. She's a petite little Asian almost too cute to fuck. Almost. She'll do whatever you want but won't enjoy any of it no matter how vanilla and gentle you are. Doesn't speak a lick of English or any other European language for that matter. Is a great cook if you don't ask about the ingredients (I'm pretty sure that 9 times out of 10 the meat used to bark or meow) but is allergic to most cleaning products.

Slave 2: she's as boring as they come. 5'4", average weight, black hair, brown eyes, slightly annoying voice. She's basic as fuck and an autistic sixth grader ranting about how Digimon is better than Pokémon is a better conversation partner. She's in excellent shape but if she ever gained weight it would go to all the wrong places. She'll just lay there like a fish but you can take her out and pretend she's your girlfriend and nobody would ever question you. Openly suggest you whoring her out.

Slave 3: I hope you like to cuddle Anon. She's 6'1" and one of the fattest chicks you'll find outside a Walmart. Despite her size she's extremely enthusiastic about sex and will ride you like a bull until she gets tuckered out, which won't take long at all. Her cooking tastes great but that's because she fries everything in bacon grease and will give you a fucking heart attack if you don't control her. Has an impregnation fetish and will throw away contraception even if it means a beating. Will iron your shirts if you make her happy.

Slave 4: His name is Greg and he pissed off our boss. He's pretty good at drawing rule 34 but that's about it. We kept him here just in case the winner was gay.

>>7470193
A., 'cause I'm not gay enough to choose B.

>>7471157

#2, I wasn't sold until you mentioned she likes Digimon more.

>>7472138
You misread. What the option actually states is that she's a worse conversation partner than an autistic sixth grader ranting about digimon's superiority.

>>7472142
was never one for conversation anyhow.

You are sold to a filthy stinking rich futa mistress as a plaything. She makes you into...

A: a butler. If you're not male you'll become one. Safe, boring, and dignified. You will server her and her guests food and drink, fetch things for her when she can't be bothered to get up, and keep track of all her appointments. She will ask you to do nothing sexual or perverted at all, not even the occasional tease. She'll act like you're an asexual and will be shocked and offended if you mention any of the numerous sex toys she has laying around. No matter how she behaves you must pretend that she's completely normal even as guests stare at the unsightly bulge pushing against her dress. You are given mediocre living quarters but it's nothing you would be ashamed to show your friends of family to and your parents might even be proud of you for working for somebody of such high status.

B: a breeding sow. If you're not female you'll become one. It turns out her dick works great but her womb is barren, and you're going to give her lots of heirs. First, she's going to fatten you to the point where a doctor would run away screaming if he ever saw your weight. Then, she's going to make you induce lactation ostensibly to make tittyfucking better, then she'll start slipping pills into your food, then she'll start fucking you like a maniac until you at least have triplets in you. Your life will be comfortable, maids will take care of all the kids, and you won't have to do anything but laze around but she does expect you to give birth naturally with only her around to watch.

i take option E. if option b didn't have fatties i'll pick that one

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>>7471157
Slave number two sounds pretty good, but does-
>Openly suggest you whoring her out.
-mean that she herself offers to help pay the bills through whoring, or is the narrator suggesting it?

You now have the chance to make loneliness a thing of the past. How would you rather do so?

A: Give humanity the ability to imbue inanimate objects with souls and human(oid) forms.

B: Have any animal with a human owner gain a human lifespan as well.

>>7470193
A because sometimes it feels like I live that way

>>7471157
Slave 1. Honestly I could do to just have a free houseservant, but 2 sounds annoying and 3... eh, there's such a thing as "too fat"

Alternately, just get Greg and have him draw me porn.

>>7473141
A. I feel like this was meant to be a lot harder than it was for me, I have no intention of having anything more than a professional relationship with my superiors. Also, giving birth naturally would be kinda really painful.

>>7473332
B.

Y'know I picked the most nonsexual answers. Go figure.

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>>7466163
>It's all fun and games until you locked in some bitch's basement.

THATS
MY
FETISH

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>>7473332
>B: Have any animal with a human owner gain a human lifespan as well.

I'll take this one. this little shit is borderline irreplaceable.

>plays fetch
>super lovey and talkative
>always following me around the house
>always cuddles with me at night

I felt a little fruity typing that last part but w/e.

>>7473362
>Also, giving birth naturally would be kinda really painful.
I think the idea is that in the sow option you get to be a spoiled NEET and do whatever with the exceptionally unpleasant birth being the one time a year you have to suffer while the butler option is constant dull indentured servitude with a veneer of decency.

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You're given one of two brand spankin' new sex bots to stress test, but to avoid spoiling the public as to the new features the guts of the thing will be housed in the chassis of a currently available robot. Which would you rather get your grubby mitts on?

A: The v10 Genital Assistant, affectionately known as the "10-GA".
This thing is basically a talking onahole on wheels. it has patterns for hundreds of textures it can give itself and can switch between them on the fly. It's also far deeper than it looks to keep it from being too bulky.
It's housed in a Roomba's shell and can clean the floor just as well as one. The market version will have a nicer, more original look and have subtle handles for easier coupling.

Or...

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>>7476762
B: The Darling Angst Killing Tripod, often referred to as the DAK-3.
Less varied in texture than the 10-GA, having only three different textures, one for each hole. In exchange however, you can enjoy positions other than smashing it onto your junk repeatedly. This prototype is contained in a hollowed out Pepper robot and makes good use of it's functional hands to do light housework. The market version will have a soft brightly-colored sheath over it's body to attract the slimegirl crowd.

>>7476762
A. B is too inhuman to actually be attracted to.

>>7445767
This is the only real option.

>>7473141
A., as butlers are awesome.

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>>7451073
>>7445806
C so I can
>lead a resistance against elves and kill them all

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WOULD YOU RATHER:
A:Become a qtpi female, you are mentally unaltered, same with your relationships (you can change them like any normal friendship if you wish), however you do have female hormones and what not. You live significantly longer and age significantly slower, mentally too.
OR
Participate in a beta Uprising against the normalshit population, leading us to victory?

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>>7479696
A please!

>Would you rather
A) Obtain a magic dildo that prevents you from aging, but only while up your ass.
B) Obtain a magic dildo that allows a person to transform their appearance within a vaguely humanoid threshhold, but only if they orgasm by useage of it.
C) Obtain a magic dildo that puts a person into a suggestible, trance-like state while inside them
D) Obtain a magic dildo that feels really, really good. No kind of stimulation could ever compare to that which this dildo can provide you. It is also capable of producing fake cum.
E) Obtain a talking magic dildo. It's a real bro and will answer any question you ask, with its knowledge gathered from every dildo across the world. But it will only answer a question if you suck it off.

>>7480104
A question for the B option. Does it have to be inside of the person, or do they just have to orgasm by it?

>>7479696
Beta uprising so I can kill Chad and take his harem as my own. Get some chicken tendies too while I'm at it.
>>7480104
C and hide it in a thrift store. I don't want to be seen with that thing.

WyR

A: have your shit be the most powerful substance in the solar system. Put a log of it in a car and it will go so fucking fast that it will reach the moon, throw a piece at somebody and every bone in their body will violently shatter into nothing, squat down on some dirt and it will burrow straight down to Hell and give Satan a concussion. I recommend you avoid Indian or Thai food if you don't want to level everything within ten miles. Only you and porcelain are immune. You can hold your asshole hostage to get money and women.

B: Android husbandos become a necessity for every gal. Some are indistinguishable from human men while others look like they came from a '50s B-movie. Women no longer need men for anything. This may sound like a bad thing except that with all the affection, attention, and quality dick they could ever want feminism and its insanity almost immediately dies out everywhere except for third-world countries too poor for these mechanical men.

>>7480274
It does not have to be inside a person, but it has to have caused the orgasm (as opposed to just being held while they jerk themselves off with the other hand). Which can be difficult if it is not in an orifice of some description.

>>7479696
A. B is tempting though. Can I do A then B?

>>7481290
B. If women are already occupied we can have android waifus without compliant.

>>7479696
If I could press a button and be A I would. Problem with us taking over the normal population is that, white I love some of the /d/ fetishes, I also really, really hate some of the /d/ fetishes, and I honestly don't know if that's worth it and also the chance of becoming a qt3.14 grill.

>>7480104
I really like the range of options here. The logician in me says D is the objective best answer. Straight up just most pleasurable thing ever. But B is just so tantalizing. I feel like shit could go wild with a little creativity. Actually, i could just make myself able to receive D level pleasure, so... that.

>>7481290
wut

Seeing as i don't have a raging hateboner for feminism I don't see B as having any upside, but A is just... what?

>>7483577
>A is just... what?
So you don't want to kill your enemies in the most humiliating way possible?

>>7483636
Considering I'd have to either a-hold my own shit or b-take a dump directly onto someone in order to actually make use of this as a weapon, no. No, I can't say I do.

Also, in a thread full of fetish WYRs, it's a bit out of left field.

WYR

A) The fetish of your choice (and no oters) becomes normalized. It's your choice how far it goes- could be BDSM level subculture, could be as normal as liking titties. It casually shows up in media, you get professional-level porn that caters to it, and best of all you're not treated like a perverted weirdo for liking it.

or B) You find someone who is completely and utterly in love with you, and willing to cater to all your fetishes so long as neither of you die. They are also more or less tailor made to your needs- fat, crazy, trans, as long as its not supernatural.

>>7483669
B, definitely.

>>7481290
A, but just because B is... shit.

>>7480104
tough choice... B

>>7445767
I'll take B. I'll only go for the slimmest girls around!

>>7445806
I'll take this

>>7484847
WYR

A) Have a dildo, which is somehow connected to your mind and feels just like it was your body part.

B) Similair as the above, but instead of dildo, it's fleshlight.

>>7447926
I pick this one.

>>7481290
A, and I'll start a porcelain business that'll make basically anything out of porcelain. Will probably be quite profitable when people figure out that porcelain is unaffected.

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>>7483669
A without a doubt.

Alright, let me try one.

WYR

A) Have the power to lucid dream at will - you are always able to tell if you are dreaming or awake, should you consider it, so there is no chance of having a reality crisis. You develop your abilities over time to make your dreams exactly how you’d wish, improving at detail and scope. You can even have an entire world filled in by your subconscious if you so chose, so you can be surprised. Thankfully, your talents will never backfire, and you will never have to deal with a situation you wouldn't want or can't control. Time dilation is the default, and time passes much more quickly in your dreams than reality. With a lot of dedicated practice, you might even be able to take this to incredible extremes.

Or...

>>7484989

B) You gain the ability to alter the minds of people around you. Whether it’s something near their surface thoughts, or deep in their subconscious, there’s nothing you can’t change. Desires, fears, and everything in between is all at your fingertips to change. No one will ever realize that someone has done something to them, instead accepting anything different either as having always been the case, or something that developed naturally. This doesn’t guarantee they won’t be upset, if you do something particularly unpleasant - but they won’t freak out about it. Of course, you can also alter them in such a way they wouldn’t feel bothered about anything you did to them in the first place. You are limited only by proximity and time. The most well-guarded and complicated minds will come to be naturally understood and manipulated by you. Want to change the world? All you need is to get close enough to the right people. Prefer more simple pleasures? Make the people you chose do whatever you wish for you, and feel whatever you want them to feel.

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Would you rather...
A) Have an incredibly disgusting looking average-sized cock, with the trade-off being that it's perfectly made to give immense pleasure for both you and your partner during sex, giving you both some of the best orgasms you could ever experience
Or...
B) Have one of the most beautiful and ideal cocks in the world, with the trade-off being that if you ever have sex using it it'll lose all of its beauty and shrink into an ugly, stubby two inch chode (you could have sex using it once but would lose it afterwords, and any "receiving" sex that doesn't involve using it is fine)

>>7485009
A, easily. Why the fuck what I care what my cock looks like, if all goes as planned it'll either be in my pants or in someone else.

>>7484989
A. Once you get past the whole "not real" thing Uber Lucid Dreaming does everything mental influence does but better and without that pesky "morality" thing hanging around in the back of your head.

>>7484862
B, I already have a flesh dildo. I wanna try something new. Also, getting to fuck myself.

>>7483669
B already happened but depression and other problems of mine fucked it up really bad. The girl is still crazy about me but before I get my problems fixed its not going to work. :/

>>7462263
>

A in a heartbeat

>>7485001

B for sure. Livin life with high CHA.

>>7484862

B

>>7483669

B

>>7480104

B

WYR

A) Be fat with below average looks and have the biggest/most arousing dick in the world or
B) Be shredded with above average looks but have a literal micro dick that is unusable.

>>7484989
Only a moralfag would select A. Idk if this works on other people but semi high dosage of melatonin gives you lucid dreams but I got little reality crisis because dreams felt so real. Its fun tho.

So I choose B. Nothing funnier than being able to fuck with peoples minds. Make them give you stuff and money? Theres pretty much no limit what you can do with that power.

>>7445806
I'll take just for the fact that there's a chance to escape and take some knifeears with me

>>7446724
D NIGGA

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>>7485001
B - It's perfectly reasonable to use these powers for good. And theres plenty of kinky shit you can get up to just by helping people get rid of the inhibitions/anxiety about stuff they want to do but are too nervous.

WYR

A) You have your ideal body, never age and are very attractive to others. But every time you fuck someone (inc. oral, etc.) whenever one of you orgasms, your partner transforms into an immobile inflatable rubber sex-doll caricature of themselves. After 30 minutes to an hour they return to their normal self, unharmed but aware of what happened.


B) You have your ideal body, never age and are very attractive to others. But every time you fuck someone (inc. oral, etc.) whenever one of you orgasms, you transform into an immobile inflatable rubber sex-doll caricature of yourself. After 30 minutes to an hour you return to your normal self, unharmed but aware of what happened.

>>7485882
I'd pick A.

I'm not entirely sure why anyone would prefer B.

Due to some weird occurrence, you wake up this morning to see you have lost your penis and are now a very beautiful and attractive girl. Your features are really spectacular. Your breasts are on the larger end of C to the smaller end of D and are so perky and keep their form so well it's almost like you are wearing a bra under your now slightly baggy bed shirt. Your pussy seems extremely tight with an oddly attractive looking virginity and being an innie. It looks like a perfect vag and feels so sensitive that just the movement of inspecting it gives you a bit of pleasure. Your ass seems to be perfect as well, being really tight and despite taking a shit, you didn't even need to wipe. The size as well is perfect, being smooth and rounded yet also firm and slightly above average size. Your body is on the thicc side, not being overweight by more than five pounds, yet also not anorexic. Your figure is also extremely feminine as well as having such perfect facial features to compliment anything you wear. A large folder sits at the foot of your bed.
"Dear anon,
Enjoy your new body, I noticed your life has seemed to be rather disappointing for a while and I thought I would intervene for you to see what it can do for you. Everyone you know has had their memories changed to always see you as this. Your life is no different than it was other than a few details, this being the biggest. I have also taken the liberty of making your hymen regrow after every period. Your body will not age unless you so desire, of which your body is about in the 15-20 range for the average person. Your vagina and asshole will maintain their tightness and form, no matter what goes up there. Your mind will also not decay as you get older, so you don't have to worry about becoming senile or the like. Have fun with your new body, if you have a GF I will also take the liberty of doing the same to her. Enjoy your new body.
-Anonymous"
Well, how do you Dress?
(Will write options in a second)

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>>7486058
A) Boyish:
You dress in hoodies, Vans, tees, beanies, and jeans. You really don't dress that different as you dressed in high school. Underwear is typically sans bra and panties are rather plain white or brightly colored and silky or are boys briefs. Makeup is a complete afterthought, only using it occasionally to hide acne and nothing more. You really don't need it as you are already attractive naturally. You really don't have any body hair besides on your scalp, your rather thin eyebrows that look plucked but aren't, and surrounding your vag anyway, something many women would envy. Still your introverted personality shows in what you wear as it did before but now it's really rather cute and is seen as a positive feature by non normalfags, although Stacy hates you and you are too awkward for Chad to pay attention to you.
B) Slutty:
You may not be attracted to women anymore, but you know people are. You wear daisy dukes and tight tank tops to show off that body of yours in a casual sense, and high heels and skimpy dresses otherwise. and damn is it good. Your makeup style is the exact opposite of option A, going beyond the . Your lips are made to look massive and bright, your face is without freckles as it was before, and you wear a spray on tan until you are able to use a tanning bed or go outside, assuming you are naturally light skinned. Chads want to be inside you and Stacys want to be you. Anons however look down on you as normal trash.

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Monstergirl/boy/futa are real, WYR live in a world where;

A) Monsters suddenly reveal their existence to humans and fight a war for dominance. Monsters win and the world reverts to a feudal state ruled by powerful Lords/Ladies that humans must serve. Relations are somewhat common between races and as long as you follow your master's rules you'll be treated well.

B) Monsters are the stuff of bedtime stories and legends but almost everyone knows someone who claims they've had a run in with one. Most people pretend they don't exist and stay away from the wild places of the world, but if you wanted to find one it wouldn't be too hard. Convincing you prospective friend or lover that you'd make a better mate than meal is up to you.

C) Humans change into monsters overnight. It's totally random, but if you'd like you can choose your form. Cross-species relations are common and produce semi-random offspring, but just as many are happy to stick to their own kind. Society adjusts and largely carries on, with old tensions and biases replaced with new ones.

>>7483669
A with lactation.
>>7484862
B is like exponential masturbation.
>>7484989
>>7485001
B obviously. It goes beyond fetish stuff and makes life so much better.
>You know what? I think Anon knows the material well enough to skip the final.
>Anon deserves a promotion and a big fat raise!
>>7485009
A. Once we get to the point where she can see it I really doubt she's going to back out.
>>7485882
A. Who cares what they think?
>>7486120
C: A bullet to the head. I'm not turning into a roastie.
>>7486158
A. I'm a doormat and it sounds easier.

>>7484989
>>7485001
I love the idea of A, but B has a lot more practical use.

Would you rather

A: In a world of overdeveloped futanari you are the only petite "girl" around. In our timeline you would be slim and athletic, and cute enough for most men to excuse your admittedly small penis, but you would instead live in a world where a girl with tits bigger than her head and thighs softer than the most luxurious pillow could be bullied to being a childish-looking pipsqueak. The fact that you're so small means that people will try to get into your pants since it obviously means you must have a delightfully tight pussy when everybody else's has been blown out from constant use by dicks that would make a horse envious. Their seed is potent enough to melt condoms and thwart any oral contraceptives, and they'll see the baby weight as making you look more "normal" and will try to "help" you along.

B: In a world of sweet and cute futanari you're a bloated bombshell of a woman. Any warm-blooded man in our world would be drooling over your thiccness and will shill out good money just for a chance at cuddling next to your warm, soft tits. In this time line people will at best act with genuine concern for your weight and constantly inquire about whether or not your back hurts, at worst they'll motorboat you in public and grope you just to see if everything is real and may even refuse to believe their senses. Your dick is so big that you'll have to be slow and gentle with even the most whorish of size queens. You have to custom order all your clothing or just wear lingerie 24/7, not that anyone will mind.

WYR

A. Be a perfectly beautiful sexless human with no breasts, nipples, sexual organs, no sexual desire, no sexual drive, while retaining an urethra and anus. Everyone loves you, and want to fuck you despite you wanting none of that.

B. Be a perfectly beautiful futa with both female and male sexual organs, but everyone find you repulsive and disgusting and want nothing of you.

>>7486258
>A)Keep being yourself except Female
>B)Be a roastie
You are admitting you are a Brad or an IFunny memelord.

>>7486988
B. If they don't like me they're obviously bigots and must be reported for thoughcrime.

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WYR

A. Be a trap attending a girls school.

B. A reverse-trap attending a boys school.

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>>7488307
Personally, A has been a fantasy of mine for a long time. Especially when paired with a queen bitch type figuring out my secret and blackmailing me into being her slave (Both sexually and otherwise)

>>7486988
B
No one wants anything of me anyway, at least this way I get to fap to my mirror reflection

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>>7488307
C. A girl attending a traps school.

>>7488307
>>7489272
D. A reverse trap attending a school for reverse traps and tomboys of varying shapes and sizes.

>>7489429
This sounds like the plot of a hentai anime.

"I have funded a scientifically developed genetic test to determine if someone will be of non-standard sexual identity. It it 100% accurate on 22% of the human population. With this test I have built this grand school of deviancy. In this school you never know what someone really is."

>>7488307
This is hard for the wrong reasons.

If people find out I'm not a girl in A It's nigh guaranteed I'll be ostracized forever and be considered a monster trying to prey on innocent young women.

If people find out I'm not a boy in B things can get uncomfortably sexual extremely fast with a considerable chance of getting raped if the boys aren't sufficiently chivalrous.

Instead I'll make my own option: being a reverse-trap in a school entirely consisting of reverse traps where nobody realities it's not an all-boys' school. High-pitched voices are written off or unnoticed, nobody knows why students keep taking week-long breaks from swimming practice, even the nurse thinks each student is an isolated incident and can't connect the dots even when it's right in front of her face.

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WYR…

A) Find yourself in a world of biomechanical beings, but half of them aren't interested in reproducing, and the other half kind of find you repulsive for being completely organic.

Or

B) About 1/6 of the female population is greeted by their "evil" twin from an alternate universe, and by evil I mean they drive the original females you once knew insane with the "there can be only one" complex. There's a high likelihood that the "evil" twin would have the same fetishes and tastes you have, but who knows for sure?

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WYR

A: Be a busty woman that other women accept your actions as normal and ignore if they would have otherwise reacted negatively.

B: Be stuck as an 8 year old girl with the ability to detect and seduce female pedophiles.

>>7490077
Though the potential blank check for criminal offenses sounds tempting... I absolutely want to be the little girl. Bonus points if the pedo-radar comes with a fetish scanner too. B it is.

>>7490077
Oh gosh yes A. I'm just going to grope like every cute girl I see and spend my time looking for cute ones to cuddle and love in public.

>>7490077
B for real

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>>7489429
>>7489519
>tfw the all-female school "for boys" is an idea I've had for a long time
Something needs to be done with this.

>>7490077
Why did you even bothered in making option A if B is clearly superior

>>7486120
Obviously A. I don't want to become a normie

Would you rather

A: Aliens invade and take over earth. The good news is that they speak fluent English and the females are beautiful and willing to mate. The bad news is that they're not little gray men but Australians. They have armies consisting of cyberneticly-enhanced wildlife with a single robo-funnelback being more lethal than a dozen expertly-trained marines. Hope you like kangaroo steak ya' cunt because not even a flurry of nukes can stop these bogans.

B: Women stop menstruating the typical way. Instead of bleeding over a week they violently expel gallons of cum over the course of a few hours with severe bloating occurring in the days beforehand. Women can now reproduce without male involvement by tribbing during this rather messy time frame. Men who fail to masturbate enough and get backed-up supposedly become women, but nobody stopped fapping long enough to find out.

A man-hating genie for one reason or another asks for your advice on how to best "improve" the world. Based on your advice she chooses...

A: The world is ruled by fascist matriarchal empires. Men are treated like chattel in their own country and are given the most unpleasant work imaginable and paid almost nothing. However in foreign lands they can do whatever they want and weaponized rape is encouraged as a form of psychological warfare. You are a professional mercenary and one of the best to boot. You're good enough to get to officially breed (via artificial insemination of course,) an honor few are allowed. Your fellow men will envy you and seek your council. In short, you're not only privileged but also badass.

B: There are no more men. Only normal women and reverse traps. To make the distinction sharper normal women have their femininity enhanced (e.g. larger assets, shorter height, softer faces, etc.) If people glance at a reverse trap walking down the street people will think they're men, but on closer inspection they will be unmistakably female. "Gender" dynamics remain vaguely similar with a masculine and feminine partner. People make babies through sheer willpower, with asexual reproduction being common.

>>7492188
B has no downsides, so of course B.

>>7492188

A is on the fast track to Mad Max and I have no desire to see an apocalypse. Losing my dick is a fair price to pay to not be the new nigger on a soon to be hell world.

>>7492289
If that's the case it's even more of an incentive for A because you can easily become a warlord, drum up support from oppressed men, and take revenge on the women.

>>7492387
The only people who win in an apocalypse are assholes. I don't care to live in a world where if I live I get the dubious glory of being in a society where everyone has the morality of used car salesmen.

>>7490077
A, because I'll be normal for once

>>7447645
I'm sure that with a good lawyer you could make it so that rape isn't illegal, but in the processes of raping you they committed assult. Since I live in Texas that means that at that point I can shoot them, so I'll B.

>>7490077
A. I have some things that I would like to do but not with men. And there's no guarantee in B that the pedophiles won't be going for /ss/ instead of /ll/.

>>7493975
It does mention you getting the ability to seduce said female pedophiles (along with the detection), so presumably any preference for /ss/ might not matter for those purposes (or you'd only detect compatible pedos to begin with).

>>7445798
I think d would be the way to go, sure the risk of becoming disgustingly fat is higher, but if I understood that correctly losing fat and building muscle is also pretty easy, so that seems balanced.

WyR

A: The good news is holographic sex is real and perfectly legal. The bad news is that Microsoft has a monopoly on it. You do get to fuck Cortana, but only if you have at least eight different subscriptions and ludicrously overpriced hardware. In the end it will cost more than the average girlfirend, but with the benefit of being able to turn her off when you're tired and never having to hear "not tonight" ever again. People won't think ill of those who own them, just wonder why they would spend so much money when even mail-order brides cost less. You don't have to buy one but they're now an option.

B: Fantasy races are real but aren't exactly what people expect. Elves are strong as fuck and make fitness clubs an enormous industry, pixies are 7 feet tall and regularly injure themselves trying to fly in human-optimized habitats, orcs have a rich literary tradition and their language quickly overtakes English and French in terms of artistic importance, and dwarfs have already reached the singularity and are cyberneticlly-enhanced übermensch who are thankfully apathetic towards lesser races.

>>7494382
B. Microsoft is the devil.

>>7445756
A, if the 'autopilot' could be disabled and re-enabled at will.
Being John Malkovich gave me this fucking fetish.
Otherwise, D.

>>7446724
B, for the love of Christ.

>>7447513
A.

>>7447645
B, provided I can find a protective boyfriend.

>>7448805
B.

>>7449667
B; a series of subtle conversions over the course of several decades would be fucking sweet.

>>7450734
B; Earth becomes the equivalent of French Indochina.

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>>7453592
B; RP sites would become immensely popular, I'd imagine.

>>7462040
A so my parents can be proud of me. And if I'm successful I can just buy whatever sandwich I want.

>>7494382
neither of those are good

A: every woman you meet and interact with becomes obsessed with wanting to fight you. They won't stop pestering you until you accept, and if they lose (they can always tell if you're faking it) they'll start training with incredible discipline (and no limit to their abilities, even if they get there veeery slowly) and come back for rematches every few weeks. If they win, they'll never stop trash talking and sexually harassing you in a belittling way as long as they stand victorious. Serious injuries are guaranteed to not happen.

B: You lose all your limbs in a car accident, but the free personal assistant assigned to you from the government is a huge tall voluptuous milf who does ANYTHING you ask of her with loving care, 24/7. She's great at cooking too and can carry you like nothing. But you're still a cripple for life.

C: A and B but your assistant doesn't want to fight you and fights in your stead with the strength of volume 8 goku (original dragonball).

A: face like eggman from /r9k/ at his worst and an autistic voice, but a beyond perfect fit female body, with amazing stamina, strength like klokovs bigger brother, speed like a cheeta, incredible grace and dexterity in every movement, and naturally looks that will make men walk into walls when you pass them by. But you can never cover your face.

B: face like an angel and a voice like one too (like, more beautiful than anyone else alive), but you forever have the body of a 500 pound neckbeard and can barely waddle around, though you're somehow still in great health aside from that.

>>7500616
Don't do this to me

>>7500586

A.

I'll just train up and fight them until they are able to overcome the gender difference, then let them lose.

Then I'll have some hunky dominatrixes who will appeal to my humiliation fetish.

>>7494382

B if I get to have a QT mini-giantess pixie GF. Also, if drwaves sell their ubertech shit that would be AWESOME.


As for A: Considering how well Microsoft manages to stop piracy on windows, Microsoft office and Xbox, I'm pretty sure you can just get the hardware and then easily get bootleg the software subs.

>>7447645
B. (with futa option)

>>7447875

B. It's a weight loss agent so at least the person who will inevitably kidnap me will lose weight over time.

Plus I can outrun them.

>>7447932 B. Become the Walter White of slowly turning the world into traps.

>>7448803
A. Then just aim to become the trappiest person possible, maybe even having hormone therapy and plastic surgery.

>>7453592 B. Then just act really slutty and bimbo-y

>>7459583
B.

I intend to prove those "scientists" wrong by hatefucking the shit out of them, and still coming out racist on the other side.

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A: Your bodily excretions become delicious and far more voluminous. Your saliva, snot, sweat, urine, precum, semen, excrement, blood(for blood one drop becomes a hundred when leaving the body, so your blood pressure doesn't blast past orbit), milk, tears, vomit and any others I forget are all produced in enormous quantities and take on unique and complex flavors, which is why a billionaire countess with gastronomic interests bought you as a slave. You will be her personal banquet on which she will often feed directly (from the tap, so to speak), and her chefs will control your nutrition to bring out new dimensions of taste. You will be a prized possession, constantly dripping if not flowing with culinary delights.

B: Pain now gives you pleasure instead. The greater the pain would be, the greater the pleasure, but you're still oh so sensitive. In the morning, no matter the injuries you sustained, you will wake up whole and healthy (if you so wish, you can hold off regeneration and stay injured in the areas of your choice). You also gain great endurance in the face of injury, being able to keep on trucking with extreme levels of damage that would have killed a normal human almost instantly. You also get a girlfriend who seems...unstable to say the least. She looks like a typical alt chick, but is a sadist and guro fetishist of legendary proportions, with some yandere traits as well. At least you'll keep her from hurting other people this way, but maybe a trepanation isn't your idea of a good way to wake up in the morning. And your death was already set in stone by fate, so you'll die the same day you would have done anyway.

A. You become physically, permanently conjoined to the person you have the strongest romantic interest in. You are inseparable from them, and no health complications are caused by the sudden conjoinment. This attracts attention, however.

B: You have a device, that once, every other month, can conjoin any two people together (as long as as you can make physical contact with them). This effect can reverse when you will it, but this adds another extra month to the waiting period.

Would you rather...

A: Be the apex of masculinity. You're 6'6", absolutely ripped and never have to work to maintain it, your dick is big and strong enough to function as a weapon, you have a soothing baritone voice, and you have a face carved out of stone by bears with chainsaws; you are also the most heterosexual being in the universe. The bad news is women are disgusted by you and find every aspect of you repulsive to the point where getting hacked apart by Somalians is preferable to being with you. If you snap and rape them they'll violently erupt into a ball of blood and literal fire that will maim and traumatize you. Despite this everybody assumes you fuck a new thot every night and will regularly come for your advice.

B: Get to be the proud caretaker of a cute, cuddly, loving cowgirl. Her milk is perfect in cereal, coffee, tea, and baked good and there's enough that you'll never run out. She loves snuggling up next to you at night and has a huge sexual appetite to leave your balls drained all day. And she's so fucking adorable that it's impossible to not love her. She is unfortunately demanding. Her breasts are sensitive need to be gently milked by hand for about an hour a day; she becomes despondent if left alone for too long; and she gains weight easily especially during her estrous cycle and inevitable pregnancies, she will most likely never lose a pound. Her calves will be even cuter than her and people will beg to adopt them.

>>7502408
B, what's the downside here? You can just get A by using it.
>>7502862
A sounds terrible, B only has a single downside which isn't even that bad

In a scenario where all the world's men become women and the world's sperm banks are depleted, how would you prefer reproduction to occur?

A: Sheer willpower. Conception occurs just because someone wants it badly enough. The benefit to this option is that there will never be an unwanted child again, the downside is that it can be forced in others. Some women are nearly barren and need to go to special retreats for months on end just to have half a chance at having one, others are too fertile and can get quadruplets by getting a bear hug from a horny partner.

B: Shoddy technology. Sperm and eggs can be stored in artificial wombs. The benefit is that it is by far the safest option for couples and nobody has to fight over who's going to carry it. The downside is that the technology is very experimental and failures/miscarriages are much more common than they are now. The chance at deformities and mutations is also something to shudder at, with some become violent mutants.

C: We don't know. It just happens. You feel great one day and have morning sickness the next. They're no rhyme or reason and no way to prevent it. It has been correlated with excessive weight but that doesn't mean causation. It happens just enough to keep the population stable with the exception of times of plenty, which will experience intermittent baby booms that are no easier to predict than the outcome of a dice roll.

>>7504739
B is the best choice because the downsides will be eliminated eventually. Any technology that will see that amount of use will be ironed out eventually.

>>7504772
If the mutants don't trap everybody in rape dungeons first and turn the world into a dōjin.

>>7502862
A because women are already disgusted by me but at least now I can be in good shape.

>>7486964
B without a doubt

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WYR: /pol/ insecurities edition
A: your country gets filled with muslim futas, like 5% of the population. They're 2 meters tall on average, pretty voluptuous and well-endowed, look similar to persians and are very strong. They follow a version of islam that believes mohammed was a futa, and thus the roles of man and woman(futa) are reversed. It's pretty relaxed, but they still don't like things like alcohol, pork, masturbation, men working, men not covering up, men sleeping around, homosexuality (futas count as women), blasphemy or neglecting prayer. They also believe in polygamy, and have brought some of their men along from their original countries, who are youthful and somewhat feminine in appearance and very pious. They want to have as many children as possible, and can impregnate males, the children are similar to the parents (but two boys are born for every futa, which fits well with polygamy) and are painlessly born through the penis, which becomes incredibly flaccid and elastic before birth. They adore your males for being cute (albeit kuffars, for now) but mock your women for being weak and cockless. They often dress in hijabs, but this is just tradition and not a religious mandate. They are well-educated, earn well and are by nature generally more competent than both men or normal women, but don't mistake this for being well-mannered or "civilized" as they're disrespectful and aggressive to non-believers.They're very competent soldiers, which let them survive accusations of heresy in their original homelands, and can use these skills against oppression from the government or other denominations. Their goal is to peacefully (unless aggressed upon first) convert as much as the local populace as possible, give birth to as many children as possible, and live good and traditional lives while doing so.

1/2

(this is purely a fetish scenario based on /pol/ memes, it's not intended to be a political statement)

>>7506740
2/2

B: Your country gets filled with black futas, 10% of the population. Like the muslim futas they also take on masculine roles. They're 2.4 meters on average, insanely muscled and athletic (can deadlift 800 pounds as untrained couch potatoes), with beautiful faces and 16 inch dicks. They're rude, lazy, irresponsible, aggressive, uneducated, mostly live on welfare and tend to be criminal, but they're sex godesses constantly horny for boipucci and can make you cum so hard you pass out, make you jizz your pants from a kiss and their semen is so potent that it's physiologically addictive, slowly turns you into a trap and contains enough nutrients that you can live exclusively from it. Like in A, it can impregnate males, though here the children are either purely black futas or purely *males race* males. The futas grow faster, and can generally overpower their mothers(male) by the age of six, which as a rule causes them to be arrogant and disrespectful to their birthing parent (though powerful parental instincts generally prevents neglect and abandonment from being options for the father), if not demanding, controlling or outright violent. Not that their futa parent is around, they are always absentee, but the male survives on child support, which happens to be VERY generous and scaling with the amount of offspring. Normal women become neglected and gain a large population of extreme racists as a result of all this, and hate crimes become a major population check for the futas. But mens situations generally improve, as they get free unlimited access to mindblowing sex and shitloads of cash for being NEET single fathers. Their only issues are keeping their sexual relations a secret from attack squads of normal women, and controlling their delinquent daughters.

>>7506740

Cuck.

>>7506810
there is no cuckold in polygamous relationships because cuckoldry requires adultery

>>7506740
>>7506744
Which ones are easier to deport?

>>7506883
neither, the futa jewesses control your politics

Would you rather

A: Have your cum be the ultimate tool for styling hair. It can mold and groom facial hair with millimeter precision, make the funkiest afro silky smooth and arrow straight, dye hair fabulous colors with zero hassle or damage, and make the coarsest pubic hair softer than a playful little kitten. People may not like the method but they won't argue with the results. Your dick stays the same size, and if you're a woman you get an average-sized one, but your balls are too big for briefs anymore and will swell up to painful sizes if you don't empty them at least once a day. You'll need a lot of buckets to store your jizz but unlike the normal kind it only smells vaguely of soap and never goes rotten.

B: Have an elven maid. Elves live alongside humans and are mostly put to work caring for the disabled. Some are the typical image of lithe and short and are sent to befriend children who are ostracized by the other kids, some have Amazonian statures and for lack of a nicer way to put it are used as tard wranglers for the really strong ones, the curvier ones are used to cheer up wounded veterans and serve as wet nurses for career women, and the more human-sized ones usually work domestic tasks. The one you have is about 5'9" and very pretty but like all other elves is extremely gay. They only breed during religious rituals where humans would fast or flagellate themselves.

>>7447513
B
I want to be a little girl.

WyR

A: Women everywhere become overbearingly thick. There will be no tits smaller than your head, even the narrowest hips will be too much to put your arms around, and fat will always go to all the right places. The only problem is that most women just can't handle having so much of themselves. A slim, androgynous woman will struggle to cope with all the extra weight and one whose already large might not be able to move without assistance because her assets got bigger than either God or science intended. Sounds cool until you realize that it somehow affects the male population too turning them into shemales, meaning that physical labor is now almost impossible.

B: The Japanese government in conjunction with multiple organizations dealing with magic and sorcery decide that the most effective way to get NEETs out of their homes and into the workforce is to get them all wives to take care of. Qualified men will go to bed with a daimakura or similar comforting item and wake up holding a real woman instead. Making waifus real is all fun and games until you realize that they include monstergirls and supervillians who quickly work together to take over the earth and rule with a bloody iron and use their husbands to... multiply.

>>7508836
B. Some of those waifus out there would fight those villains.

Also daimakura prices would go way up.

A: you can pay with your ass. The government legalizes your ass as a form of currency, instead of giving people money they give you an assfucking (women use strapons). They're legally obligated to accept and do so gladly, and each round is worth about 20 dollars. Only drawback is that you can't pay in any other way, and they keep the change. The act can be done in public and people won't think any of it. Also your anus becomes indestructible and foreverially tight because otherwise it would probably fuck you up good

B: extremely perverted, overly mature little girls use you as their personal ATM and massage stick by threatening you with video tapes they made if you don't do everything they say. Pros: diverse loli harem. Cons: money drain, fear of being thrown in fuck-me-in-the-ass prison. They'll let you go and destroy the tapes after a year or two.

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>>7508836
Definitely B, I don't care if they take over the world as long as I can get one of the monstergirls or supervillains with my fetish to take me as their husbando.

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pretty sure we fall under this.
shit sucks.

>>7445781
Easy: Get a motivated fatass and turn her into a /fit/ ass by the means of superior statute

>>7509238
it's against the rule to announce reports, kill yourself

>>7502862
God is it even a question? B. I have no need for social status. Also go back to Twitter with that "thot" bullshit.

>>7480104
I can only choose A.
I promised myself if I had the opportunity to get immortality I would do everything in my power to get it...But I really, REALLY hate the thought of sticking a dildo up my ass.

>>7508993
B all of my B.

>>7509607
Christ /d is in a sorry state of affairs. Fucking shit head mod(s).

>>7501936
A. Dear god I would become rich by donating blood and chugging on iron vitamins.
All the mosquitoes that try to drink my blood will blow up instantly!

>>7447427
I really want to see more of this.

>>7445767
Also, I'm definitely going with this option.

>>7511870
you're enslaved though

actually B would be just as capable of doing the same thing, just donate all your blood every day (and heart, and liver, and kidneys, and lungs, and eyes, and spine, and...)

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Starting tomorrow
A) you become a love interest of a group of yanderes, 5 to 8 people. They have different looks, personalities, yandere traits, etc. The group always includes: someone you'd consider your perfect partner; someone you'd never want to fuck(for one reason or the other); someone you'd fuck but can't stand as a person; same sex yandere; some sort of monstrosity (deity, demon, etc.). No matter what, you can only end up with one, you can't choose who, they will most likely fight for you to death.

B) you and a bunch of other /d/udes turn into mahou shoujos/shounens. You all have useful magical abilities, but they can only be activated with some /d/ related trigger: public masturbation, exhibitionism, doing haigure, etc. No matter what it is, you'll eventually grow to like it. Also you have to fight each other and if you win, one of your wishes will come true

C) 33% of the population gradually begins to get more beautiful/hot the downside being that their worst personality traits get worse until they turn into sexy devils of sorts; 33% of the population starts rapidly turning into monster girls/boys, adapting to their environment; 33% stays human, but become much more durable physically and 1% stays the same. Also everyone's horny because it's /d/ and there's magic somewhere because why not.

>>7511882
I think my mind blanked out when he mentioned the countess.

>>7511942
A. Without a doubt, yanderes are the best dere but I feel that the monster yandere would win by default considering their competition would be humans.

>>7453592
B B B B B B B B B PLEASE HOLY SHIT

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A: You wake up to find yourself the crown prince of a vast kingdom. However, due to the royal family's obsession with keeping their bloodline as pure as possible, you are only allowed to marry the women within your immediate family. Your mother and sisters are all vying for your affection, and will cater to your every need (or fetish) to make sure they're the one to bear your imperial offspring.

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>>7512292
B: Unwilling to commit incest, you decide to escape the kingdom and live in hiding with your imperial retainer. He's very girly, and would love to wear a dress if he could afford one. Despite his effeminate nature, he expects to return the favor whenever you fuck him in the ass.

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>>7512299
C: It turns out your family was willing to make an exception, and let you marry a gorgeous foreign princess who spent a large portion of her life possessed by an ancient god your nation reveres. As a result, she has a penis! However, she's a bit of a prude, and is terribly embarrassed by her throbbing member. Nonetheless, she's very friendly, and loves talking with you (provided you don't stare at her bulge the entire time.)

>>7512292
>>7512299
>>7512310
C. I would make her the happiest woman, and hopefully get her past the whole having a penis thing. Although, if C didn't exist, I would go for A since my sisters are actually pretty good looking (but hell no to my mom).

>>7511942
B. Though becoming a monstergirl in C is very tempting too.

Would you rather:

A: Sex feels three times as good as normal, but the amount of people with STD's is trippled.

B: you can have sex with anyone, anywhere, and at any time and will be treated as generally normal, but it will only feel half as good as normal.

WYR:

A: With a thought, cause any person you can see to be overcome with an urge to masturbate. Unless they are inhibition-free enough to do it right now, or otherwise feel secure where they are, they will excuse themselves as soon as possible to find some privacy and fap/shlick to completion. The longer the person is delayed, the more the sensation builds, which may push someone to stealth fap, but will never push someone to openly masturbate in public who otherwise wouldn't. This will not make them any more receptive to sex. The person will be unaware of your role, though they may manage to puzzle it out if you're daft.

B: Once per person per day, you may implant a single suggestion into someone's mind you are either looking at, or else generally know. This suggestion may be a command, a shift in self-awareness, or generally any sort of mental process. The suggestion is just that-- a suggestion, able to cause someone to decide to do something or react to something if they see no real reason not to. If the person is unlikely to take the action suggested, or to believe the sensation they are feeling, they are liable to shake it off, though repeat exposure may have interesting effects if you get creative and thoughtful in your application. Anyone you implant a suggestion in will be aware of your role, but again, they may piece things together.

C: By entering a meditative state, you are able to experience the world through the eyes of anyone you know, have seen that day, or have been in before. You can sense everything this person sees, feels, or otherwise perceives. You are not privy to their thoughts (unless they are the sort to talk to themselves), and have no control over the persons actions. As an added bonus, the time you spend in another's mind counts as sleep. The person you are viewing through will have no idea you are doing it.

>>7512748
C, all the way. There's no downside, and you could get almost anything you want either by experiencing it or by blackmail.

WYR:

A: you now "consume" orgasms instead of food, whenever you yourself get off, or whenever you directly cause someone to get off, (masturbating to you doesn't count) it counts as 1 orgasm towards your total. You need approximately 70 orgasms per week to be considered on a diet and 100 to be eating normally. To compensate for you will have a drastically reduced refractory time (about 10 seconds). Everyone will find this normal, to the point where if you were to go to a restaurant instead of getting a menu with food on it you will get a lightly smaller menu with sexual toys on it, or in the case of more high end restaurants sexual acts which will be done by one of the wait staff. For example if you go to a hot dog stand you'll probably only find a cheap dildo available but if you were to go to a five star restaurant you will be able to be spit-roasted over the waiter/ess with the softest lips and strongest suction. This will also continue to things like supermarkets, there will be a smaller section of the store devoted to sex toys and aids, some being more common things like suction cup dildos or onaholes, some being more esoteric like an office chair that also works as a quieter version of a sybian so that you can work while having a snack, or a literal cock sleeve than you strap to the side of your thigh that milks your cock and stores the cum for later disposal for when you feel you will need to be working during your break. However if your friends/family/etc. notice you not "eating" enough they will call an emergency service that will come get you and then force you into an orgasm "milking" machine and will keep making you cum until you have not only met your weekly quota but make sure you get some extra to make up for lost time fifty or so should be enough right?

>>7513092
B: You are now The Genie of the Cock/Cunt. It will be opposite of whatever gender you currently are, changing gender will change it too. If you are male you will be a trap, and female a reverse trap. You will be able to alter any wish to be sexual in nature, and in fact will not be able to grant any wish that is not sexual in nature, however if a wish is naturally sexual you must grant it the way your current master ideally wants it to be, but if it is not inherently sexual you may alter it however you want as long as you follow along with the base words of the wish. People are allowed to ask for more wishes, but it will always cost them something they cannot define, for example you could make it so every new wish comes at the price of being your personal cock sucker for a year or 10 or 100 really, you are giving them near limitless possibilities for sexual deviation. You will need to tell them what the cost will be before the wish is granted so that they may choose to back out if they so desire. More examples of wishes could be, "I wish for ____ to love me." They now love every part of your ass and will do whatever they can to worship it. "NO, I want ____ to love me not part of my body." They now love you more than anything in the world, and see it (The world) as out to get you, they will hide you in whatever place they believe to be the safest for you, and not let any real permanent harm come to you even if it is by your own hands, they know of the wish and know that no matter what you love them you have to right why else would you wish for them to love you? "WHAT? I DON'T WA-hrk" "Thank you Genie for helping me realize my love for ___, so for my first wish" etc.

>>7513093
Shit, I forgot to add that you will never go for longer than 6 to 9 days without being rubbed out of your lamp.

>>7512748
I'd go with B.

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>>7512310
Princess, Has a penis, Very friendly, Perfect.
I'll lover her so much she'll boast about how happy she is for having such an amazing cock while she's pounding it into me

>>7511942
A sounds like a crapshoot but my perfect partner is my waifu and if she gets to keep her powers she'll have an easy job

>>7445798
D seems the most appealing to me out of those scenarios. I just have to figure out how to best get my body to react the way I want it to.

>>7446724
Hmm... can I become the giant spider in the pic you posted by picking D, or would that be more of a B thing?

>>7447513
A - Making the world prettier, one day at a time! I won't rest until the world is a yuri paradise!

>>7447645
C hits... all the right buttons for me. I have to go with it.

>>7447932
C. Once again, when given the option to be a muscular, well-endowed dick-girl. I will go with the option to be the muscular, well-endowed dick-girl. The fact that I am the only source is almost a bonus if I decide to market my special talents.

>>7448386
A. - A maid harem that isn't open to having sex with me seems inconvenient, but I still have a contingent of maids working for me to take care of things around the house, so I've go that going for me, which is nice.

>>7448803
B. I'd change my sex and give my new sex the dominant role in society. It just seems more useful to be able to re-structure society so I'm in a more advantageous position, regardless of how much I intend to take advantage of that position.

>>7448908
A.
>>7449667
B.

>>7450734
I'd go with option 2 for the chance at access to unfathomably-advanced technology. I'll assimilate and be treated well. Am I right in inferring that I will essentially have full citizenship in the new world order, or will I be (somewhat literally) a second-class citizen, who is still leagues above those who resist their treatment?

>>7450834
B.

>>7451563
A. Especially if I get to be one of the futanari

>>7453592
B would be interesting.

>>7453705
A

>>7455631
B. Lava elemental just seems more appealing to me

>>7455813
A.
>>7457561
I have some plans for B...

>>7462263
B Totems seem versatile and interesting

>>7466163
B
>>7468845
A
>>7486158
C is amazing and I want it yesterday
>>7486964
B. Big fish in a small pond
>>7492188
B. Seems like a suitable compromise

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>>7485882
Plot twist:
when you masturbate, it counts as havig sex with yourself
So have fun relieving stress in a publik rest room...

>>7450734
Damn, was gonna pick 2 but fuck French people.

>>7512292
A. One hundred percent.

>>7513115
What is your lamp exactly? Also must you always just be either a trap or reverse trap?

>>7445806
>Also, your most hated person is tortured to death.
Fuck yes give me that.

>>7486120
I'd stick with a boyish style.
>>7490077
A. Busty Woman
>>7491392
A. For Australia
>>7502408
B. I'm sure I could find a way to make a profit off of this.
>>7502862
B
>>7504739
C
>>7507640
B.
>>7508836
A. Physical labor is overrated, anyway...
>>7511942
C. Because why not
>>7512310
C.
>>7513093
B.

A: women become really smart, like 160 IQ average, and with high degrees of ambition and misandrist arrogance.

B: women become really stupid, 60 IQ average and generally act like obnoxious bimbos. They still keep all form of positive rights, but their status as basically retarded is pandered to. Society manages to function despite the obvious inefficiencies this would present.

Z: (optional) in addition to your choice of A or B, you can also determine if you want to become a woman. As an upside in B, you basically become as happy as you are stupid (doesn't apply to A)

>>7515521
I was thinking the "Cock" lamp would look like a bejeweled dildo that would be seen more as something for looks and something similar for the "Cunt" form, gold fleshlight kinda looking thing.
And for the other question you could only change if your master expressly wishes for you to change.

>>7445806
this by far. assertive females are hot and if it turns out to be bad there's always the chance to spark a revolution

>>7512292
C, then fuck my family and retainer on the side.

>>7515820
C: Live in a world where people don't make garbage tier WYR's. A DBZ fight scene is better thought out than this shit.

>>7518043
define what's wrong with my WYR

>>7518386
It's nearly at the bump limit, so nobody really cares.

While these threads are still up, we as a community should really try and use them to coordinate the exo/d/us in case the mods are serious about enforcing their ban on the best content on /d/. Would be good if we all ended up in the same place.

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Would you rather...

A) Be able to swap bodies with people via contact.
B) Be able to copy and exchange memories via contact.
C) Be able to implant simple commands into a person via contact, lasting one hour.
D) Have a large dick.

>>7520636
A, B, C, All sound complex I choose D, I think 10 inches is large so yeah 10 inch dick, get
(2B a qt)