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>dream i meet an online friend I know is a medical student
>she instantly goes yandere, and sticks a needle in my neck with a knock out drug
>wake up on a surgery table and shes in full garb
>next to her in a large snake body and she explains shes going to give me what I always wanted
>knocked out again
>wake up, now a lamia and body has been competely changed to female
>try to scream, but nothing, she explains pets cant communicate with there owners and holds up a jar with my voice box in it (cause dreams its a literal square shaped organ)
>collars me and walks me around in public
>wake up both terrified and aroused

I told her the dream and she found it incredibly hot. I knew she was into pet play, but she also has a minor surgery kink (the sterile aesthetic) and transformation fetish, tho hers usually involve magic.

A couple years later I do infact meet her and she joked multiple times about 'the needle in my purse'

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this one's fucked up. didn't enjoy it but /d/ related
>flying into ruined city on an airship
>get dropped off somewhere in the woods
>see packs of wild dogs running through the grass
>eventually find subway entrance
>go inside
>get captured by some weirdo and trapped in his bathroom
>hes experimenting on me
>i, or the being i was, is rapidly transformed into a pit-bull sized dick creature with legs, that's constantly thrashing and foaming at the mouth
>reincarnated as a new being
>decide to take the dick monster for a walk on a leash
>take him outside
>its my old neighborhood
>leash magically disappears
>a tag slowly falls out of the dick monster's butt
>it says run
>i run, dick creature chasing me the entire time
>police arrive, try to subdue dick creature
>it jumps up and pulls powerlines down and entraps the police
>freak the fuck out
>run as fast as i can to the corner store
>a little girl is there consoling me and feeding me cookies
>wake up
funny thing is none of this is my fetish.
pic unrelated

Had a spook dream.
>See Nigger
>Become Nigger
>Wake up

>>7380783
Did you just just post the backstory to the opening scene of NieR, anon?

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>>7380710
>Walking around in a humongous, eerily-empty airport
>All the stores are closed
>See one store that's open
>It's just a dark, rectangular opening in the wall, framed with red curtains
>I walk inside
>An androgynous girl (three out of five stars on hotness; short and somewhat stout, but with a cute face and short hair) is lying naked on a bed
>She smiles encouragingly and beckons
>I prepare to eat her out
>The lights go out
>As my tongue touches her, I realize that she's turned into paper
>I jerk back to avoid getting a paper cut on my tongue
>The lights turn on again
>She smiles apologetically (and very cutely)
>I leave and continue exploring the empty airport

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>>7380789
>literally blacked
Hawt

>>7380710

>dreaming about a weird could-be future, living in Australia.
>lovely evening, one of those pastil red sunsets that look like the horizon is on fire
>living with a perfectly passing trap boyfriend and much less passing tomboy girlfriend.
>BF is playing some unholy combo of Pandemonium, Doom, Silent Hill and Ratchet & Clank in his maid outfit
>i'm doodling on a sketchpad.
>something about this latest game really jumping the shark, BF says the series is ruined forever now.
>look up, the game shows a green polygonal man open it's mouth and swallow the protagonist, leading to a short SpeedX3d-styled segment before continuing with the normal gameplay inside the creature's gut.
>GF walks in with a case of some beer with a kangaroo on the label.
>trips over a laundry basket that was behind the TV for some reason.
>laundry everywhere
>GF's not wearing anything under her ripped-up clothes, claims she thought she wouldn't trip over random laundry baskets and it's my turn to do the laundry.
>BF pipes in that on her last shopping trip she forgot to pick up detergent.
>argument ensues
>i'm just sitting there drawing up a picture of a vorarephilia-themed sex robot that simulates digestion with lukewarm pear soda and sometimes eats warm, fluffy clothes to serve as a bed for her customer
>look up, BF and GF's argument devolved into oddly violent hate sex
>break up the fight by fucking both with my hemipenis that i didn't even know i had.
>finish the final boss for BF, watch the credits/blooper reel in the afterglow.
>wake up as the YTP-tier post-credits jumpscare is about to eat my face.

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>dream that I'm in a dark room, about 100x100ft
>the floor is 100% mattress except for a few square feet in front of the door
>the back wall is all window, looking out into a nighttime cityscape
>there are some guys with me, solid 7-9/10s
>there are vials of glow-in-the-dark liquids on the bed
>we each grab one and drink them, they taste like sour patch kids
>everyone starts glowing the color of the potion they drank on top of the actual effects of the potions
>one guy laughs bubbles, another traces glowing designs in the air that then move around the room, etc.
>i can exhale pink smoke that turns out to be a powerful aphrodisiac
>casually watch as everyone around me gets more and more aroused as time goes on until one of them loses it and jumps me
>the others join in
>tfw getting gangbanged by five or six hot glow-in-the-dark dudes at once

>Was already depraved in high school
>Tons of dirty dreams, like

>Weirdo girl that had few friends because she was crazyish
>She was like 6/10 but kinda cute, had big tits, and pale skin
>Despite her being weird and average looking I sometimes wondered how she would be in sex
>For some reason I was at school at night in one of my class rooms with the only light being from the window to the hallway on the door I for some reason knew was locked
>Sitting at my chair but there was no desk
>Suddenly I feel my pants being undone
>Look down, it's the 6/10 girl
>I start getting really nervous
>"A-anonette?! What are you doing?"
>She starts talking to me sweetly and quietly but in the quirky way she always normally talks
>"I know what you've been thinking about me. You want me to do this, don't you?"
>My dick is out and she is stroking it
>Feels good and squirm a bit, but also feel extremely uncomfortable
>"Just let me do this, it will all be over soon"
>Can't resist, I'm really scared but aroused
>Just sit there as she starts sucking my dick
>She takes out her big, smooth tits that I can somehow see through my own body
>She's doing it very well, her lips and tongue feel amazing and she keeps making moans while she does it
>Can't resist groaning
>She giggles in this quirky way and continues
>Hear something that sounds like a doorknob rattling
>Don't pay any attention, I'm bout to cum buckets while being reverse raped
>Suddenly the door opens, she turns towards it and everything is bright
>Wake up and it's morning
>Dick is hard as a rock so I shamefully jerk my fucking dick off thinking about that dream of me being reverse raped
>Go to school
>See the girl from the dream in that classroom
>She turns around and sees me looking at her and I fucking swear she gives me this tiny little smirk that seemed to say "I know what you've been thinking about me"
>Jerk off to her many more times at home, imagining her as a succubus femdomming me and raping me with her succubus powers

>>7382560
Another one I had

>This one girl in a different class who sits in front of me was stuck up as shit
>Easily a 8 or 9/10, small tits and thin frame, but a nice ass with delicious pale skin (Not even really sure why I dig pale skin so much, it's as delicious to me as tan/brown skin)
>In the dream, she says something bitchy to me
>Little did she know, I had acquired time powers for no reason
>Get up and time stop everyone
>Make her kneel on her chair
>Pull down her pants and hold her head to the desk
>Shove my dick in her and start raping her doggystyle
>Un time stop just her just I begin
>Somehow have obtained a third person view of her ass jiggling while I thrust into her
>She's and pleading stop but still moaning
>Slow down time for us and watch the jiggling from my magical third person camera.
>Cum inside
>Freeze her time again, but not before I give her big white ass a snack
>Pull up her pants and sit her back down
>Go back to my chair and resume time
>Watch her squirm around in her pants, confused and scared, while I read Aesop Fables

>>7382597
>"while I read Aesop Fables"
>Aesop Fables
Dude, please tone down your sickening fetishes, that's way overboard, even for /d/.

>living in a post apocalyptic future.
>people can have tech applied to them that gives them super powers.
>the upgrades can be found in claw game like machines for some reason.
>the only 'drawback' to the super powers is that you slowly turn into a woman.
>the transformation takes years, several years
>see many androgynous looking guys and super buxom women with crazy powers.

On of my favorite dreams ever!

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>>7382716 another one.

>fucked an alien queen.
>just going to town on this monster of a woman

Dream felt like pic attached. It was amazing!

>>7382719 another

>the Forrest between my house and the neighbor's was mad out of jellyfish like stuff
>swam through the forest
>the digidestened from digimon was there
>they are all completely naked
>focus on Kari(older version)

That's it

Anybody else?

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This one dream kinda scared me on how real it was
>somehow I get huge dick
>time to find my bullies from hs
>somehow find them in a fish store
>all but one hide in the office with the security camera tvs
>look right into the camera and threaten to fuck them stupid while jerking off
>find the one that didn't make it and fuck her all over the store while they watch
When I was jerking off in the dream it felt really real

>>7380710
When I was young, there was a recurring dream I used to have. I don't remember what triggered it, but it was probably a music video on MTV or something. This shit is from ten years ago, easily.
>starts out with a giant lady in a white void
>get eaten by her
>inside her body is a factory with four conveyor halls
>getting on the belt forces you to lay down (compulsive?)
>the conveyor belts assault you with imagery of a specific female body part, and then eventually actually starts pummeling you with them
>there were belts for the lips, ass, tits, and pussy
>at the end of the conveyor belt you get dropped in to what is basically a pit made out of the corresponding part
>have to let yourself get totally smothered and pulled in to go back to the hub

It's funny because this dream pretty much turned me off of vore for the rest of my life, but gave me my smothering fetish.

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I had one recently
>in the dream I live alone in a small cabin a good 10 miles away from anyone
>I'm naked using my vibrator on my sofa
>hear knock on the door,who could be bothering me?
>say hang on & put on a robe
>pic relatedis standing at my door
>starts talking gibberish
>wut
>grabs me with her massive hands and kisses me
>jkfbsdkcjhsjakljc
>"I'm sorry I'm from (some planet i can't remember) and my species is dying so I came her to breed with this planets females to reproduce"
>rips off my robe
>"Oh i see you already have has someone breeding you but I don't see a male anywhere"
>stutter and say there's nobody here but me & I live alone
>she looks excited
>"C-can I breed with you?!"
>look down to see her dick,figure fuck it since I was going to get fucked by a real cock
>sure why not
>she ends up fucking me nice & hard on the sofa,in the shower,bed,over the kitchen counter & the floor
>the bumps on her dick turn a bright pink before she cums a load into me
>mentions that shes going to fuck me more while cuddling

>>7384345
That sounds more like something you'd see on adult swim rather than MTV honestly.

>DnD-esque party of 4
>I'm obligatory glass cannon magic caster girl
>Waiting for the ferry across a swamp
>Buff ass dark knight man enters the scene
>I jump the gun and waste my burst damage
>knight dude fucking transforms into crab monster
>merks my fucking squad
>kills them by absorbing them and turning them into more claws
>i bitch out and dive into the water
>monster transforms into some slender shark like thing, that wasnt really a smart idea on my part
>he fucking eviscerates me
>drowning
>bleeding out
>practically falling apart, still alive somehow
>monster releases green cloud into the water
>cloud gravitates towards my torn and helpless body
>cloud is actually a swarm of aquatic flies
>they dive into my wounds and squirm into me anywhere they can
>the flies suckle on my meat and bones
>they regurgitate it in different places
>they're reshaping my body
>feel as my hands are reshaped to reptilian claws
>I don't feel the need to breathe anymore, they've given me gills
>feel my chest bloat
>I'm so weak all I can do is contort and writhe in the water and blood
>by the end I've become some horrendous aquatic zombie dragon

I've never woken up more wet.
I'm not sure I can find a relevant pic desu.

>>7381632
>Tomboy and tomgirl
Literally toppest tier taste

Been waiting for a thread like this.

> In highschool horny as hell.
> Like dinsosuars
> All of a sudden I am in a lucid dream and to my surprise I'm a big trex.
> Hardcore fucking this stegadon or tricaratops and making tons of nouse
> Birds in the distance fly away in fear
> Then I wake up SHCOOL BUS will be here soon!!
> Fuck me. Go back to sleep for five minutes and finish up on the dinosaurs ass or whatever the hell it had.
> Hottest most fucked up dream of my life
Have never ever found the situation hot again. It was just so random and one off.

>>7380710

I'm usually a futa in my dreams. It doesn't really come up much, sexual dreams aren't a thing for me except very rarely, but I have both sets of bits.

>>7384314
So, futa?

>>7386279
Yes

>>7381527
havent played, but i'll bust my ass laughing if it's really that similar

>>7386057

Heh. BF was passing in the sense that if he wore women's clothing i'd take one look at him and go "That gal's got some serious DFC going down."
GF would of looked like a girl if she'd ever wear anything other than boxers and ripped-up tees. Or her hair in a constant toussle, cowlick mandatory.

It might alter your perception, but BF was really clingy towards me and a bit snarky to everyone else, decent cook but usually too lazy or cleanliness-obsessed to do any cooking. Preferred authentic, properly made dresses to intentionally skimpy versions unless the skimpy version was authentic.
GF, on the other hand, was pretty much a cute, buff, female Kamina who treated me more like a big bro, peppered her speech with Alex Louis Armstrong-isms, got flustered easily and had a really thick aussie accent, especially in comparison to BF's aussie loanwords.

On that note, saw a quick sequel of sorts last night:

>GF is fucking me while playing Dark Souls 2.
>She's streaming her attempt at one of those Dark Souls sex games.
>she's doing real well despite my best efforts to break her
>managed to beat Allone without losing any health
>i swear, she makes me cum just as Allone commits sudoku
>goes to a bonfire, saves and quits, teases me about getting her pregnant before heading off to the comp to presumably ask about adding some custom conduct to the game about getting Allone to commit sudoku while getting DP:d.
>BF walks in, starts up that other game, which featured in the other dream.
>sucks me to full mast before shoving both of my hemipenis into his ass.
>opens stream.
>"hey there, all you lovely perverts, it's your favorite boytoy here again with my bae, and today, i'm trying out a run of Bullet Royals Challenge Mode while getting pounded by mr. two dicks one guy over here. Let's see how this goes."
>he cums six times, i cum five.
>GF complains about cum on the couch.
>but you and i came even more on your run, hey?
>YTP-tier jumpscare boss wakes me up.

>walking around in fuck knows where
>somehow become conscious of the fact that wherever I am is a simulation and my actual body is lying down in a lab somewhere
>briefly become aware of 3 naked dudes standing around my body in the lab
>they all start fucking me
>can feel it in the simulation
>suddenly getting fucked into oblivion by 3 invisible dicks
>this goes on for a bit
>wake up
not the most eventful thing but it was fun

>>7381783
>>7384314
>>7384384
>>7385237
>>7388767
Are there a lot of femanons on /d/? Or do women just have more vivid dreams than men or something?

>>7388856
nah I'm just bi (>>7388767)

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Sometimes I have lucid dreams where I can control myself and my actions but not my surroundings.
They usually start out with me "waking up" in my room. I then fly out through my window (can pass through walls and glass easily) and start lurking in nearby appartments, looking for men to fuck.
Usually people do not see me, not until I find someone I find desirable.
When I do, I usually push them down, make them hard and take them.
Sometimes I sit on their face first or make them eat me out.

The /d/-related dream however was something that started out as a nightmare, where I was trapped in my appartment with a monster. He was Anubis-looking like, and I tried to barricade the doors and find a way to escape.
That is, until the dream shifted into being lucid.
Then I thought "Fuck it", instead barged into the room where the monster was and raped him into submission.

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This is probably against /d/'s rules because necro is technically gore but this dream was so fucking hot I need to share it with someone:

>dreaming and think I'm blind because I can't see anything
>overwhelming smell of decay
>suffocating, realize I'm buried under something
>claw my way out to the surface, realize I am buried under countless very rotten bodies
>completely covered in fluid and bits of dead skin and hair and all sorts of wonderful things
>look around and there is no landscape, only corpses as far as the eye can see
>I'm on a planet made of dead bodies in perpetual night
>suddenly realize I have the ability to fly and do all sorts of cool shit
>travel across the galaxy killing vast numbers of people and collecting their corpses
>spend what feels like hours making love to a particularly attractive one before I wake up cumming

I was basically a female version of pic related with God-like abilities and endless stamina. Had the dream a couple of weeks ago and it's still so vivid...

>>7388856
Dreams like that are a rarity for me. And that's the only dream I can remember waking up messy from. My dreams get more vivid like that when I forget my medication two days in a row.

I'm mostly only on d for tf and amputee threads, but sharing this story doesn't really fit in the former so...

>>7389456
This anon is waifu material

>>7380710
I want to marry a girl like that
She could peg me every fucking day

>dark room with succubus
>she has 5 tits and 3 dicks
>tells me that i dont have a gf because every girl ive ever known is a succubus and im immune to their powers
>wake up
>...wat

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>>7380710
A lot of my weirder dreams center around my old crew from high school. We were kind of maniacs, but I don't think I've ever had a closer group of friends. Here's one I've had a few times.

>Sitting around at old amphitheatre we used to hang out at all the time.
>Passing a bowl around and talking about weird shit that just kind of washes over me.
>Girl next to me reminds me that a few of us are going to my house.
>New girl in town has some fancy new designer drug she's been trying to unload.
>Get up, walk over to parking lot through wooded path.
>New girl, girl that reminded me (who I of course have a secret crush on since forever but I'm too chicken shit to ever find out if she's into me) and best friend get in my car.
>Other car has another really good friend of mine, his girlfriend, and another guy that for the life of me I could never figure out if I was friends with or not.
>He was cool and kind of ultra-dependable if that's a thing, but he was either really shy or a closet sociopath. Anyway, I digress.
>Dream changes to an overhead view of our cars driving from town to my house out in the styx. Pretty cool visuals, go over a mountain then skirt a lake that's in a valley between two more mountains.
>The perspective's kind of off, everything seem bigger than it actually is, and there's actually music playing, which I assume is coming from my car stereo.
>Never the same music, or any significant songs. After about ten minutes of this we get to my house.

Hrmm, this is actually going to take a few posts it seems.

>>7393043
>Decide to eat before we get all shiggy on this new thang.
>Me and best friend decide to have cooking contest randomly. Weird shenanigans ensue. Girls talk on couch and occasionally talk shit to us.
>"You better not lose, Anon!" "Yeah, show him your Superior kitchen skills, bitch!" "Make me a sandwich!"
>Weird guy is just chuckling while he runs around and does prep for both of us.
>Dream kind of skips the actual eating and declaring a winner part. Well, more like flashes scenes from it.
>We end up lounging in my living room. Friend and girlfriend are lapping it in a recliner, new girl and weird guy are in a loveseat (I actually shipped weird guy with a lot of people in my dreams).
>I'm on a couch between best friend and secret crush (of course), she's kind of leaning on me and I keep shooting glances at besty, he's reveling in my uncomfortableness.
>New girl busts out a tin of sugar cubes and a little bottle with one of those eyedropper caps.
>Asks us how hard we want to go. Says one will mess us up, two is pretty fun, anything more is going to break us. I of course take this as a challenge.
>Everyone but me and, surprisingly, secret crush take one or two. She takes three and I take four (it's actually a practical thing for me as well, I tend to have a really high tolerance for drugs, especially the first time I do them)
>New girl drops the drops and passes out cubes while grinning evilly at me and secret crush.
>We all yell cheers and mow down.
>Comic pause as we all look around at each other, wondering when it's going to kick in.
>Suddenly everything hurts. Especially my head, chest and ass.
>I pitch forward off the couch and start writhing on the floor.
>Dream changes to an overhead view of everyone jumping up to see what's wrong with me before collapsing.
>Lots of writhing and groaning as it fades to Black (My dreams are always kind of cinematic. I blame it on too much TV as a kid).

>>7393071
>Open my eyes. I'm on the floor. Feel really weird. People are yelling.
>"What the fuck did you do to us!?" Recognize best friend's voice. Look over.
>He's right in new girl's face. Looks furious. She looks like a cat that ate a canary.
>They both have horns.
>Big, honking, devil-style horns.
>Best friend has a pointy tale that's swishing around behind him. New girl has one too, it's wrapped over her shoulder and she's playing with the tip.
>Look around. Everyone's changed in some way.
>Friend and his Girlfriend are on the loveseat now. He looks taller and his ears are long and pointed. So are hers. Also, she's fucking stacked. She had decent tits to begin with, but she's pushing double D's now.
>They both seem entranced with her new endowment. Turn away as he's starting to reach toward them while she blushes.
>Weird guy is now weird girl. She's got a hand down her pants and isn't even trying to hide the fact she's shlicking for all she's worth, eyes closed and mouth lolled open with her tongue sticking out a little.
>Suddenly feel more attracted to weird guy than I ever have.
>I get worried. Hand goes into my pants. Nothing new there... Remember the pain in my ass.
>Reach back around and find a god-damned fuzzy tail. It's coiled up around itself in the back of my pants and kind of hurts.
>Pull my pants down a bit and pull it out. Instantly feel 100% better.
>Welp. Decide to look down at myselfand see what the damage is. Huh. Those are bigger.
>Gone up around least a cup size. Shoot annoyed glance at tits McGee over there. Didn't I take more than her?
>Pain in ass checked, pain in chest checked. Lick my dry lips as I build up the courage to check the pain in my head.
>Almost cut my tongue on my suddenly fucking HUGE canines. Welp.
>Run my hand slowly up my face.
>Sharp-ass teeth. Whiskers. Pointy, furry ears that flick when I first touch them.
>Of course I'm a fucking Neko.

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>>7393071
>"Make me a sandwich!"

>>7393071
>uncomfortableness

Is that anything like discomfort?

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I did once have a dream about what was basically District-S from a lot of captions. (Pic related.)

What I remember was that I was living in an apartment above a clothing store, away from my abusive mother (Father's been out of the picture since I was 2) and everyone who worked there was female and had a cock, including everyone who shopped there, and I lived with some of the store's owners, who enjoyed face fucking me. A lot of the women who shopped there wanted to take me home as well. It was an amazing dream.

>>7393106
>Stand up. Perspective is weird. I'm shorter. Fucking God dammit. I was already short enough.
>Wonder where secret crush got off to. Turn around to see her just sitting there on the couch.
>Beyond the fact that she looks incredibly uncomfortable, nothing seems different about her.
>Stumble over and sit down next to her. My balance is all fucked up from the tail and the extra weight in the front.
>"You okay?" She doesn't respond for a few seconds, but finally shakes her head.
>Look her over again. Same slim build (she dances a lot, mostly ballet, so she's pretty scrawny), no noticable additions.
>Her shorts seem tighter than usual, though. 'Probably grew a tail, too'. I think. Put my hand on her shoulder.
>"I know it hurts a little, but it'll feel a lot better if you just let it out." I say, giving her a reassuring smile. Maybe not as reassuring as usual with all the extra pointy teeth, but meh, I try.
>"In front of everyone?" She says, looking stricken. Thinking about it, I guess she would be showing a lot of skin if she pulled her shorts down enough to get it out.
>"We're all friends here, Molly. We've gone skinny-dipping before. Nothing we haven't seen." Even in my dream I know that this is a set up.
>"Okay Anon. Just don't freak out." Why would I freak out? I've got a tail, too.

>>7393111
Completely different things. R-really...
>>7393138
>She unzips her shorts, cheeks flaming. I'm not prepared for what I see next.
>It was probably obvious at this point, but the appendage she grew isn't in the back.
>Monster cock. It's at least eight inches of coiled up brutality stretching her panties to the limit and beyond.
>I just sit there and stare as she gets a hand around it and pulls it out of her panties, a sigh of relief coming out of her as it flops onto the couch between her legs.
>"Well... She mumbles, the tiniest hint of a question on her voice as she sneaks a glance at me.
>I'm thunderstruck. And turned on to an unbelievable extent.
>Look around furtively. Everyone seems to be occupied with their own thing.
>Friend has girlfriends tits out at this point, suckling away like a little baby while she has a hand down his pants.
>Weird friend shows no signs of stopping his quest for the female orgasm (Or he wants seconds).
>Best friend has apparently decided shoving his dick in new girl's mouth is a better use of his time than yelling at her. Still seems to be swearing at her between all the grunts and groans, though.
>Grab Molly's hand. Pull her off the couch and wobble out of room. Go upstairs to mine.
>Push her gently in and turn around, locking the door. Turn around again and slump against it, panting.Not from exertion.
>She just stands in the middle of my room, cock still dangling out of the front of her shorts as she gives me a searching look.
>"Anon, what's going on? I mean, thanks, I guess. It was really uncomfortable down there, but, you look..." She trails off as I slurp back a little bit of extra saliva into my mouth.
>"Oh."
>I can't tell if she's embarrassed or pissed, but she hasn't told me to get the hell away from her or called me a freak. So far so good.

>>7393181
>"Don't you want to, you know? Try it out? Who knows how long it'll last, right? You might never have this opportunity again." I'm not being very subtle. All those questions turned on me would be a resounding yes.
>"Ah, so that's how it is. No ulterior motives at all, huh?"Molly says, raising an eyebrow. She's grinning at me. She's got me dead to rights. She can always basically read my mind in my dreams.
>"Fine. So I want to fuck YOU, and the dick is just an added bonus." I push off the door at this point and walk toward her. My tail's thrashing around behind me and I can see her eyes following it a little.
>"Well, at least you're honest. Finally." Ah, dream me, I wish I had your confidence IRL.
>She turns away from me and I stop short, not sure what she's doing, but I grin when she walks over to my bed and sits down at the edge.
>"Well, come on over and play with your new toy, kitty-cat." I kind of stand there, stunned for a second. Shake my head and take a step toward her but she holds up a hand.
>"Hey, cats don't walk on two legs. They don't wear clothes either." She forces an awkward grin. even my subconscious mind knows that would be a stretch coming from her.
>My grin just gets wider, and I start basically throwing my clothes off. Hey, it's my room. Get down on all fours an crawl toward her.
>Her face is lit up like a freaking beacon at this point, and I can see something else seems to have some blood rushing to it as well.
>I take my time getting over to her, swinging my hits and letting out a few meows. She seems to like how much I'm playing it up, since her hand's snuck down fondle the base of her shaft a bit.
>Get up to her legs and rub my cheek against them a few times while purring. I know I'm hamming it up, but it actually feels kind of incredible running my whiskers over her skin.
>Finally rear up and plop my forearms on her thighs. Think I'll be all cute and look up at her like that. Something's in the way.
>Holy fucking shit.

>>7393217
>The head of her penis is eclipsing her face like the moon eclipses the sun.
>"Holy shit..." I mutter, staring at this monster between her legs. Suddenly she jerks her hand forward and her length snaps forward, smacking my right in the forehead. "Ow, what's the fuck...!?" *Smack*
>"Cat's don't talk." She says with a chuckle. I tilt my head to the side and glare at her. I can feels a bit of moisture on my cheek and it annoys me even more. The slit of her cockhead glistens a little.
>"Nope, this one does. Stop smacking me in the face." She pouts at me, pulling her shaft down to bop me in the cheek lightly a few times.
>"Not even a little? Fine, but you're ruining the immersion."

Sometimes I wake up at this point, but for your sake I'll continue on with the versions that I don't.

>"Do we really need some kind of pet play added into it? This is surreal enough as it is." A murmur, bunching my hands into little cat-fists and nudging her shaft a bit before i lean in and run my tongue up the side of her shaft.
>Her mouth turns into a little oh before the rolls her head back. She lets out a light groan as my tongue explores.
>"Anon, that feels incredible." She sighs out, and I pause to look up at her with a grin.
>"It's not my first rodeo, but holy crap, this thing is huge." It really is. It's fully hard and more than a foot long. When I wake up I wonder why my brain makes it so huge sometimes. After about seven inches it just becomes redundant for me.
>"I know, it's crazy. I feel a little light headed, honestly." She chuckles a bit, but gasps as I lap at the head of her shaft, swirling my tongue around it a few times.
>I'm really glad whatever this is left my tongue alone. Having a raspy, rough cat tongue would suck for blowjobs.
"Can you, suck it a little? I think that'd feel really good..." I grimace. I really want to, but another aspect of whatever happened to me holds me back.
>"I, uh, think that might be a bad idea."

>>7393365
She looks down at me, a bit confused, and I just smile at her. I think she forgot about the teeth.
>"Oh... Yeah, maybe not." She says, blanching as she takes in the fangs in my mouth.
>I redouble my efforts to make up for it, licking for all I'm worth as I stop messing around and use my hands, stroking her shaft.
>I get her back to being unable to do anything but throw her head back and moan. It must feel really intense. I can even see little dark spots on her shirt from where I'm assuming she drooled on herself.
>Not that I'm exacting dry. Her rod is glistening with my saliva, and my hands are flying up and down it like a slip-n-slide.
>I'm pretty sure I'm making a puddle on the floor as well. I never get THAT wet irl, but hey, this is a dream. A lot of my dreams take on hentai physics. Sometimes it's not as nice as it sounds.
>I can feel her throbbing in my hands, and her tip is actually visibly thickening as I lap it with my tongue. I know what's coming, but I look up at Molly and she has a look of utter confusion on her face.
>She looks like she's expecting something, but getting something completely different in it's place. I honestly feel a little jealous, wondering what it feels like.
>I'm quickly distracted from those thoughts as she lets out an almost barking cry of strain, her breath exploding out of her lungs as her cock explodes into my face.
>I never fucking see it coming. I'm always looking to see the moment on their faces when it happens, so it's always a surprise when I get hit in the face with the first blast.
>I almost do what I usually do, jump forward and pop their knob into my mouth so I can suck it all down.
>I stop at the last second, my mouth hovering in front of Molly's glans as her next shot hits me in the back of the throat, my hands still pumping her shaft for all I'm worth.

>>7393399
>I'm expecting a huge load, and I'm not really disappointed. It's more than anyone else has ever cum in my mouth.
>Still, as I'm swallowing it down while she falls on her back on my bed panting heavily, I kinda think to myself that such a huge dick should have basically drowned me.

I wake up at this point sometimes, too. I guess it's the dichotomy of having more realism in a dream than I expect, then realizing it's a dream because of that.

>Molly's basically incapacitated by her orgasm, and I take that time to pull her out of her clothes. She doesn't protest while I'm pulling her shorts and panties down, and I give her plenty of time to tell me to stop.
>I can't help but run my hands up and down her legs afterwards. I can feel the hard muscle under her smooth skin, and the backs of her things feel amazing as they bunch up in reaction to my touch.
>I slide up next to her and pull her the rest of the way onto the bed, and she cooperates a bit lazily as I pull her shirt over her head and undo her bra.
>She protests a little when I just fling them aside, but her murmurs turn pleasant as I wrap myself around her.
>"So, did you like it?" I ask, hesitantly cupping one of her breasts and playing with the rock hard nipple.
>She turns to me a kisses me, catching me totally by surprise again, and I kind of melt against her as her hand starts stroking my hip.
>"It was incredible, Anon. I've never felt anything like it." Her smile slowly turns into a frown though, and her hand skims over the top of my hip and down to my lower belly. My breath kind of hitches as her fingers play with the skin inches away from where I really want them. "It was over so quick though. I kind of, you know..."
>"K-know what?" I know, but I'm playing coy right now. Her fingers aren't, and I shudder as I feel them inch down under they're fluttering over my lower lips.
>"I want the feel it again." She says softly, nuzzling into my neck, her fingers pressing into me before finding my entrance.

>>7380710

I can remember one off the top of my head

>Be a pirate
>crew member arrested in a town
>go to rescue them, I'm the captain
>get caught
>put in prisons
>Huge trolls made of seaweed sodomize me violently, they're the guards

dassit

>>7393465
>I can't help but grin manically as she fingers me, her thumb grinding int my clit just the way I like it. I know how I like it, so in my dream she does too, apparently.
>The thing that really has me grinning though is the shaft I can feel thickening between us. I can feel her hips rocking slightly against me, and that weight against my belly is driving me nuts.
>I want to feel it from the other side.
>However, a thought occurs to me that I just can't let go of, and I can't keep myself from voicing it.
>"Hey, Molly, you're pretty flexible, right?" She draws away from me and gives me a confused look.
>"Well, sure, I guess. Why?" I whimper a little as her fingers still, but press on.
>"Do you think you could..." My eyes go from her face to the head of her shaft poking up so ridiculously between us a few times before her eyes widen.
>"I... I don't know. I guess I could try." She sounds really unsure, but I grin encouragingly at her before leaning back to give her some room. Her fingers stir inside of me again, even picking up the pace as she stares down at her own crown.
>She leans down slowly, and we're both surprised when her lips hit the tip of her dick with seemingly little effort. Her eyes dart up to mine and I just give her some 'hurry up' gestures while quietly squeeing.
>I can hear her audibly gulp, then her tongue pokes out to lap up the little bead of moisture that's there.
>I just stare as she slowly gets more daring, lapping the tip and swirling her tongue around it while her fingers go to town on me.
>I can feel her hips shuddering from the strain and sensation, and it's driving me insane.
>She finally wraps her lips around her own head, bobbing an inch or so a couple times. I can only imagine what her tongue is doing. "Oh my gawd..."
>I watch as her free hand slowly encircles the base of her shaft and starts slowly jerking it, and I can't help it.
>I reach out and fist my hand in her hair, guiding her head up and down her shaft.

>>7393573
>Her fingers falter inside of me, and I reach down and pull her hand away, setting it against her shaft while I take over.
>She's now double-fisting her staff while her head bobs quickly up and down the last two inches or so. It's the hottest thing I've ever seen, and I'm gushing as I finger myself furiously.
>She's not going to last long, and I want to cum with her. I'm so intent on this that I jump the gun a little, lightning shooting up and down my spine as I arch my back and groan loudly.
>Her eyes dart up to meet mine as they become unfocused and I fall into a shuddering ocean of pleasure, waves lapping every inch of me.
>Apparently this is all it takes, and Molly's hands clamp down on her shaft as her eyes and cheeks bulge comically.
>She knocks the hand I still have fisted in her hair away and rears back off her shaft, coughing and gagging as she sprays my chest with saliva and cum. She sags forward onto my chest, coughing lightly as her last few spurts warm our bellies.
>We're a fucking mess and I love it. I'm definitely doing laundry today.
>Molly's not as happy. She lifts her head up off my chest, still coughing a little. "Well, *kaff kaff* that was different. Bleh, I taste pretty bad."
>I lean forward and lick a splotch of cum off her cheek, roll it over my tongue and swallow it while she stares at me. "Oh my god, you slut."
>I laugh before I lean in and kiss her.
>After a few minutes we pull away, and I give her a grin.
>"I dunno, Molly, you taste pretty good to me." She slaps me on the shoulder and laughs. Her cheeks are flushed and she looks a little out of sorts, and it makes her look incredible to me.

Most of the time this is where I wake up. About 80% of the times I'm still dreaming at this point. There is a continuation if you want me to write it out, but I need to get something to eat.

>>7393635
Oh my fuck yes please. Please continue this is so many of my fetishes.

>>7393961
Okay.

>>7393635
>This has been pretty incredible, but I'm not satisfied. There's only one way this situation is going to end.
>With as much of that ridiculous thing stuffed up in my guts as I can manage.
>Molly's basically spent, though. She's lazily using a towel I got for her to clean herself up, and I'm reluctantly doing the same.
>Of course, my plans to get even messier with this girl make it a useless effort. The best I can think of is to get her all hot and bothered by using my new body to my advantage.
>I stretch this way and that, running the towel over my body slowly and making little mews of satisfaction. My tail swishes back and forth behind me slowly.
>We're sitting side by side on the edge of the bed, and I've been getting some level of tacit control over my tail.
With a casual sigh I slump over into Molly, resting my head on her shoulder.
>With an evil little grin on my lips safely hid from her eyes, I swipe my tail over her rear.
>She let's out a little yelp before giving me a glare. "I know that thing's kind of new, but keep it under control, okay?"
>I look over to her, revealing my grin. "Don' wanna."
>She rolls her eyes at me, reaches behind us and grabs my tail. I chuckle and am about to make some witty comment about catching a tiger by it's tail when she gives it a yank.
>It feels like she just pulled my spine out through my anus. I shriek and flail as I roll over backwards trying to relieve the pain.
>She just stares at me while I roll back and forth on my bed yowling and clutching my ass.
>"Fuuuuck that thing is sensitive. Jesus Molly..." I glare at her, but she's too busy trying to hold in her laughter. She points a hand shakily at my head.
>"Your ears are... They're... Oh, let me just show you." She gets up and grabs a mirror off my dresser (yes I had a fucking mirror on my dresser back then. It takes work to look that bad).

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Ive only had one wet dream
>on some slow moving skeleton rollercoaster with a demon chick
>its all pretty metal
>we gotta solve some puzzle or something to progress the ride
>rather than that, I climb up onto her lap and begin grinding against her, violently moaning
>this goes on til i cum myself awake

>mfw this happened back when I was dorming in college, as my three roommates were sleeping around me
>one of them rolled over from the noise as I pretended to still be asleep
>mfw i have no idea if I was moaning in my sleep

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>>7394152
>She comes back and sticks it in my face. I know a lot of people say you can't see your face in dreams. I usually can, but it's not always mine.
>This is definitely my face, definitely has massive cat ears, definitely bewhiskered. Everything new is drooping comically. If it wasn't my face I'd probably think it was pretty funny, too.
>I reach up and tug on them a little, but I can't get them to perk back up. "Fuck, stupid ears. Stupid tale. This sucks."
>Molly sits back down next to me and pats my head a few times before giving me a hug. "Cheer up kitty. Anything I can do?"
>"You could just hurry up and fuck me..." I mutter under my breath.
>"Well, if that's all, okay."
>"Yeah, sure. Wait, what?" I turn toward her right before she pushes me down on the bed.
>This is where my dream's hentai physics come into effect, because she looks well rested and chipper, and her length is ready and roaring to go. If anything, it seems even bigger than before.
>I stare at it as she looms over me, and I honestly get a little nervous.
>"Hey, umm, maybe we can work up to this a little?" I squeak out, but her hand goes between my legs and I grunt as her finger's slip into me easily. I'm surprised when she lifts them up and I can see my juices glistening on them.
>"You seem pretty ready to me." She smirks. Shit.
>She leans over me and kisses me, and I squirm under her. I'm still excited, but there's an edge to it now. I know how much I can take, and it's a lot less than what she's got to offer.
>I feel something press against my lower lips, and open my eyes to see her lining herself up with my entrance. It's both incredibly hot and terrifying.
>"Oh fucking shit. Please let this be awesome."
>She just laughs as she presses into me. "Come on, Anon. You're usually down for anything. Scared?"
>Yes you fucking bitch. I'm not particularly fond of vaginal tearing, thanks.
>I just grit my teeth and chuckle along with her though as she steadily pushes into me, though.

Pic related?

>>7394263
Bleh, so many typos lol.

>She's stretching me to the limit just with her head, and I can't help but clench my fingers into the mattress. I manage to put on a brave face, though. It DOES feel pretty good, once I get past the feeling of being overstuffed like an amateur cook's turducken.
>"You feel so tight, Anon. Fuuuuck, this feels so weird. Does it feel good?" Molly's so into this she doesn't even notice my pained little gasps, but I can take it. I'm sure I'll get used to it.
>Her face is screwed up in concentration as she pushes deeper into me, and I can't keep a deep groan from escaping.
>Of course, she takes this as a good sign.
>"Heh, you REALLY like this, don't you?" Molly mutters, and I just pant as she spears me. She must be getting close to the bottom, I think to myself, but I can't bring myself to look at how much of that ridiculous thing is inside me.
>It feels like too much.
>"Anon, this is insane. How are you doing this? I'm almost all the way in."
>My eyes snap open and I tilt my head up to look down my body at her. She's grinning crazily as she gives a last little thrust of her hips and hilts herself in me.
>My jaw drops. I can see the bulge of her rod distending my stomach a few inches.
>"Whaaaaat the fuck." I choke out, unclenching one of my hands from the mattress and hesitantly touching the bulge. Molly hisses through her teeth and rocks her hips at the sensation, and we can see my stomach rise and fall.
>Did that shit rearrange my organs or some shit? It's the only explanation I can think of. Molly seems to accept it pretty quick.
>"This is crazy... It feels so fucking good!" She starts thrusting into me, and I have to admit it feels pretty incredible. I know it should hurt, and I should probably be bleeding internally, but I just feel full. Too full, but it's a strangely satisfying feeling.
>I think I can almost feel my cervix. It's like a band of extra tightness inside me, clenching around the shaft that's stretching me impossibly.

>>7394358
>"Fuuuuck that feels incredible." Molly groans out again. "Grab it again. It felt really good when you grabbed it!" She grins down at me, and a dollop of saliva slips out of the corner of her mouth and plops into the valley between my breasts.
>It's at this point that I start to worry that that drug didn't just mess with our bodies. Molly seems to have kind of lost her shit.
>I timidly press my hand against the bulge in my stomach, groaning along with Molly as she starts feverishly thrusting into me.
>"Dammit, this feels so good..." I mutter, starting to let go of the incredible circumstances and just let myself enjoy this. It's hitting my fetish pretty hard, and I'm not dead yet, so...
>"Slam me, Molly! I want it all!" I just kind of belt out random encouraging sentences as I reach up and dig my fingers into her breasts, drawing a ragged gasp out of her.
>I can feel drops of sweat hit my skin as Molly goes to work on me, gasping and red-faced from exertion. I clutch at the bulge in my stomach as it leaps up then retreats at a crazy pace.
>I'm already lost in a sea of sensation, my tunnel one long road of sensitive nerve endings brushed seemingly endlessly back and forth.
>I think I already came. I can't tell the difference anymore. I'm probably still coming, but Molly just keeps thrusting doggedly into me. It feels like she's lasting forever. Or maybe she's been doing this forever and the rest of my life was just a dream.
>It gets all existential at this point, I start questioning existence as a whole, sensation becomes aggregate and eventually I can't tell if I'm feeling everything or nothing, or if there's a difference.
>Then she cums in me.
>Crash back down to reality as Molly's eyes practically roll back in their sockets.
>She's leaned back, her hands clamped onto my hips as she tries to cram every molecule of flesh she can inside me.
>A long low groan emerges from her as I feel myself fill up with warmth.

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>>7394481
Sorry this is taking so long, getting sleepy. I'll try to finish up here. I keep getting distracted.

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>>7394481
>She's digging her hands into my hips hard enough to draw blood, and the sensation of fullness is only compounded by the seemingly gallons of sperm she's pumping into me.
>This is more what I was expecting when she came the first time. My stomach doesn't bulge out like I expected it might, but after a few seconds cum bursts out of me, splattering both of our hips and dribbling down to pool under us.
>My head snaps back into the bed a few times as I try to beat some sense into my brain.
>Molly seems like she's practically passed out over me, and my eyes widen as she seems to come crashing down toward me like a collapsing building.
>I reach up and catch her, pulling her against my chest and hugging her as hard as I can. The feeling of her pressing against the bulge in my stomach SHE'S making is incredible and strange.
>I miss it when she starts to soften inside me, more of her load spilling out of me onto the bed as the seal our genitals made loosens.
>We just lay there for a while, but eventually Molly speaks up. She's quiet, and her usual exuberance isn't present.
>"Are you okay, Anon? I feel like I kind of lost my mind there for a bit." I stroke her back and sigh. I might be mad if it hadn't been one of the most incredible experiences of my life.
>"It's fine. I asked for it, right?" I chuckle as she seems to relax a bit against me.
>"Ha, I guess you did." She goes quiet for a little bit, then speaks up again.
>"I wonder how long this is going to last?"

And that's when I wake up. If I'm with the girl I'm usually with I just sigh and hug her, maybe we mess around if I can convince her. If I'm alone...

Sometimes I laugh at how ridiculous it is. Sometimes I cry at how impossible it is. Ce la vie.

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I don't usually have lewd dreams. But the last two, a month ago and just last night, I dreamed I had two dicks.

Which is weird because it's not my fetish. Does it have some meaning? How many times does it take for it to be a recurring dream?

>>7395597
I've had several dreams where I have two dicks, most of which involve me jacking them off.

>>7380710
I don't really know if this counts, but I had a dream once that I was fucking Scarlet Johanson in a bug-person's body. Like, it was Scarlet's brain/personality/whatever put into a body that was kinda humanoid but had feminine features, like nice hips, smooth body, etc, except it had, like, a bug shell and stuff.

I can't remember if this was me fantasizing afterward or in the dream, but I think she had a sick tube-like mouth, like on a leech or something, so that wouldda been cool. I don't think she could talk, because then it would ruin suspension of disbelief. Or something.

>be in backyard
>alien craft hovers nearby
>tractor-beamed onboard
>stripped naked by aliens
>head shaved
>holes drilled through to various parts of brain
>plastic tubes inserted into the holes
>placed into skintight black rubber suit
>suit has backpack containing various chemicals
>tubes are connected to a horizontal line of holes at the top the backpack
>alien queen controls my mind by releasing the chemicals into various parts of my brain
>my job is to sexually please the alien queen
>beamed back down onto my back patio, fully suited and controlled
>alien queen proceeds to have anal sex with me on the patio
>i am forced to like it because of all the chemicals she is releasing into my brain through the tubes

hnng

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It's fresh:

>wife gets an actual functioning penis for some reason
>they tell us it will be there for some time
>even though she's not very happy, she agrees to try it out
>puts inside me
>best feel in my life
>we touch and measure
>mine is bigger
>we stroke it together
>wake up

So I though, hey, it's my chance, I can finally come out and tell her this way that I want to try out pegging.

>tell her the dream
>lol, are you gay?
>why? it was with you
>yeah, but it was in your ass
>sure, but…
>or are you into trans?
>laugh it off and go on with the day

>>7396708
>marrying a woman who isn't into your fetishes
Cuck.

>>7396708
"Bitch, do you not understand I want you in my ass?Is this an opportunity you can just pass by? We're married, we're either going to get freaky or get divorced!"

I can't see myself ever getting married, but I feel like this is how the dialog would go if I was in your place. I can walk a mile in your shoes.

>>7397332
hes right you know.
at the very least accepting of them.

>>7380710
dream of waking up gagged and unable to speak, i am in a female body suit, in full kigurumi, to my shock the mask is locked on, and not removable. the body suit is completely smooth, with no ways out. the mask is bound to the suit, and i look like female natsuru senou. there is no way out, and i realize how much i really don't wanna wake up or escape. I wanna be a anime girl forever. then i wake up... saddened.

>Wake up in the dream
>its meta shit
>walk down to the kitchen
>a note is on the counter, i pick it up
>i have the ability to change my body to any person, real or fictional
>start thinking about tawawa
>i look down
>I AM TAWAWA
>dasitmane.png
>start thinking about futabu and sumika's dick
>i feel funny
>i look down and see a cock slowly crawling out of my vagina
>its so long it goes down to my ankles
>holy shit
>i grab it and start trying to bust nonexistant nuts
>about to climax with my giant tits and serpent dick
>i wake up for real
>i turn around and fall asleep again as god laughs at my misfortune

>>7394567
Fucking amazing. Best storytime.

Just a regular dream of a fetish I don't have that I had a dick but it was more like some kind of chopped hotdog fused to my groin more than a functioning organ resembling an actual penis. Didn't have a ballsack to it, couldn't feel a thing when I tried jerking it off. Panicked about having to hide it for the rest of my life and that I HAVE been hiding it for all my life.

I was so convinced I had a penis that I woke up worried, then realized I, of course, lack a dong.

I also got vored by a couch in another dream and, in another more vanilla dream, fucked in the ass by a seriously disgruntled train conductor named Barry. Couldn't feel a thing but he was seriously aggressive about it.

>>7400523
It's a pretty vivid experience, but it drives me crazy at the same time. Strap-Ons are one thing, but at the end of the day I just want the girl I like to stick a real dick in me. We have a pretty open relationship, but I can tell it hurts her when I can't resist the urge and find some cock. It feels pretty shitty for me on an emotional level too, but sometimes I just NEED it and she can't give it to me. I'm on birth control solely for that reason, and I actually catch her staring at my arm (subdermal) with the most hateful expression on her face sometimes.

I don't know if I'm so far past normal there's not even a comparison anymore, or if I'm just normal enough that the things I want are tearing me apart.

At least I have someplace like this to vent. Also, apologies for venting...

>>7396708
Hey, is that A-Ha!?

Here, I guess this is sort of /d/ related, even though it isn't my fetish.

> hanging out with some teenage girls, but when I'm like 19
> sit together in room of one of them
> she shuffles over to pull forth some shit she was keeping hidden
> It's a box with some weird ass cream
> she smears a piece of it on her skin, and suddenly can just mould her skin like dough
> other teenager shouts that she wants to try first
> she lies on floor
> other girls sit around her
> completely overdo it and start smearing that cream all over her
> start moulding skin willy-nilly
> accidentally some of girl-dough gets into mouth of one of them
> she finds it yummy
> they all start eating dough of girl
> they ask me if I want to try some of her
> I tell them that this is getting too weird and walk out of room
> by time I reach exit door of one-story house, am more or less running but girls aren't running after me
> get in my spaceship
> in cockpit, some lizard creature sitting next to me asks me where we're going
> google where the factory is that produces this cream
> drop an atomic bomb on it
> the end

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>>7394234

Sure, I've had a few. I had one recently where I fucked Ursula, that was weird. My first wet dream actually, I was Lisa Simpson and the Great Gazoo flew up my skirt and straight into my womb, also weird. Had one as a kid where I had a giant pet squishy starfish alien thing that came to school with me and a bunch of other kids got excited and lined up to let it eat them. Told my teacher about that one, she told me freud would have a field day with me.

I'm sure you can guess what my weird fetishes are.

>>7382597
>I give her big white ass a snack
So you fed her ass?

>>7380710
>weird sci-fi setting
>i was some kind of huge shot
>pick up one of the girls from my crew/academia, a bit young
>she was wearing some old sci-fi clothes, mixing pants with a tunic
>I sit her, raise her tunic, lower her pants, and start smacking her ass
>suddenly feels my dick tingling
>finds out that, while crying from the spanking, she's also doing me a footjob
>I slowly give her control
The best erotic dream I had.

>>7389456
>The /d/-related dream however was something that started out as a nightmare, where I was trapped in my appartment with a monster. He was Anubis-looking like, and I tried to barricade the doors and find a way to escape.
>That is, until the dream shifted into being lucid.
>Then I thought "Fuck it", instead barged into the room where the monster was and raped him into submission.
Typical /d/ream.

Just woke up to this one today. Thought about writing it into a full story, since I had never considered it and it was interesting, but farting isn't really my thing.

>I was a detective and I knew there was some group I was after
>Knew the group was recruiting models to smuggle "chemicals" into other countries. Not quite drugs, but something new and potentially dangerous.
>One model had something up her rectum and was smuggling it. She was in a hotel room with her daughter.
>The container accidentally burst inside of her. Normally the chemical wasn't meant to touch a digestive system, but since it did, the effect was very unexpected.
>The model collapses to the ground, holding her gut. The chemicals were transforming and expanding. She was cramping terribly until she lets out a massive "fart".
>The "fart" is a pink cloud that actually smells, and tastes, like bubblegum.
>Daughter accidentally inhales some of the gas. She steps away, but feels odd as the stuff gets caught in her throat and drops into her stomach instead of going into her lungs. She burps a little, but the burp comes out as a small bubble that quickly pops into a small cloud with some snapping back as gum onto her lips.
>She starts to groan as her stomach starts to rapidly expand. It quickly looks like she's full of food, but it starts to look more like a large pregnancy with how inflated it's gotten.
>She mentions how she needs to use a toilet or needs to get a diaper, since a certain sensation is coming on quickly.

>>7405347

Dream ends there, but the thoughts still linger and I got glimpses of what would happen.

The daughter would end up doing a large "bubblegum far" as well; taking off her pants and creating a large bubble behind her that pops. The gas spreads through the vents in the hotel. As people inhale the gas, it starts the process over.

The gas is basically propagating via people's digestive systems. The more gas inhaled at once, the more severe the inflation, with women having hugely pregnant-looking bellies that defy reason, thanks to the "bubblegum" allowing to get stretchier. They'd be burping up larger bubbles as the gas gets inhaled in larger quantities. Giant bubbles would be blown out there ass if they managed to undress. If they didn't, there would just be a sticky mess of bubblegum everywhere.

There were also glimpses of other things potentially inflating as the gas is unstable, such as breasts that resulting in lactating bubble-gum bubbles, or clits becoming dicks that blow bubbles, or asses becoming huge and really jiggly because the gas/gum went the wrong way.

I came here thinking "I should probably share in an inflation or fart thread, since it's a nifty idea", but I saw this dream thread first and it seemed suitable.

>>7405352

*lingered, *"bubblegum fart", *allowing them to get stretchier, *blown out their asses.

Sorry about those, I'm not used to posting in threads, haha.

I had two, maybe three wet dreams. They all involved 2B from Nier:Automate.
More, they involved her butt. And shoving my dick in it.

>>7380710
Dreamt I was a girl (I have a bit of gender dysphoria...) I was exploring different parts of myself. As I realized I was completely female I sighed contentedly and laid In the woods where I wasand smiled. I was overjoyed.

It takes a turn for the /d/ side when I close my eyes, and reopen them.. I begin to notice my head and body feel like they are on fire... I notice a flower looking thing over my face... it covers my mout and nose and I am forced to breathe in the dust it is emitting. It forces a tendril down my throats and pumps nectar into me. I finally come too long enough to realize a liliraune is transforming me into a fellow plantgirl. I try to resist her, but vines grab my arms and legs to prevent any struggling.... finally I turn, and we are standing together in a giant flower, it seals around us and she fucks me.

>>7382597
>>7382605
I can't breaethe

>>7404830
Reminds me of that Junji Itou story with the ice cream vendor.

>>7405291
I meant smack, but that actually works for the context of creampie.

>Many years ago, eighteen or so years old
>Have a recurring dream about being in a crowd of people, wandering around and just looking at faces
>One of them eventually recognizes me and I end up startled out of sleep

>This time, though, nobody recognizes me
>End up wandering away and taking a seat somewhere
>Still watching faces in the wandering crowd
>Eventually realize that I feel something at my crotch
>Some extremely short chick is undoing my belt
>Watch with fascination as her hands work
>If I'd been standing, she'd have easily been at eye level with my crotch
>Paralyzed, just watch as she toys with a dick easily the size of her forearm
>She just laughs as she gets precum on her shirt, says something unintelligible, and starts to put her mouth on it
>And then I'm startled awake, as if someone had recognized me in my vanilla recurring dream

It was super-bizarre, especially considering that [spoiler]I'm actually 4'8". It did end up reshaping my previously-hesitant attitude towards women who happened to show interest in me, though now I end up with pseudo-yandere women more frequently than I would like.[/spoiler]

>>7406322

>spoilers don't work on /d/

Fancy that. I could have sworn they did.

C'est la vie.

>>7389968

Truly, the power of being utterly mundane is the worst and the best of them all.