sph - Small Penis Humiliation

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God I love these

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Is Lezcuking a thing?

>>7374941
Which WikiHow article is this?

>>7375446
how to tell your boyfriend you'd rather he wear a strap-on to fuck you

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https://exhentai.org/g/1054265/03aaaa30a5/

>>7374700
>fetish that's entirely based around the penis
>it's censored
k what's the point

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>>7377247
A lot of the eroticism when it comes to these happens in the mind, I guess. But yeah, would be nice to see these uncensored. I love seeing cute little dicks.

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>>7377643

>>7375444
It should be.

>>7375446
How to properly SPH your man

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>tfw a literal mobile phone company SPH's you

>>7375440
Source?

>>7375340
This is where you dump the girl and get with the dickgirl instead.

>>7378472
This is really well done.

https://e-hentai.org/g/343820/e6dea1c20d/

It's mostly just NTR,

>>7379118
Thanks

>>7378920
Brutal.

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>>7377247
Sometimes I forget that some people are so new that they still notice censors.

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>>7377602

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>>7378968
>tfw dickgirls aren't real
>tfw girls who like strap ons are unobtanium
>tfw my fetishes are turning me gay

>>7377213
This hits a lot of the humiliation buttons for me. Very nice doujin

>>7375440
>>7378922
[YOMOTHUHIRASAKA] (bbsacon) Dagetsu Inumi

It took some digging but we did it, /d/. We did it.

>>7380791
I should mention that the page comes from part 2, starting at page 39.

Anyone got the set, I think it was drawn for 4chan, just lineart. POV of the guy, a girl is holding his dick in one hand and a big dildo in the other, looking up like "Really..?"

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contributan

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More like this?

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>>7381465

>>7380614
>>7380616
>>7380706

never post these again

>>7377602
That's sekimen shoujo right? Is that from a fully translated image set? If so, source?

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>>7381653
Sorry man, I don't know where I got that image from. I have this one too, which I guess is from the same set.

>>7380052
I have chest pains now. Thanks a lot, asshole!

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>>7380832

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>>7381879
>>7381653
I'm pretty sure these are from someone just adding text to Sekimen Shoujo's work, and not actual translations

>>7374700
anyone got a link to that strip poker game?
and a list of the best humiliation characters?

>>7383688
https://spnati.gitlab.io/

Best:
Black Rose
Hermione
Korra
Black Rose
Streaming-chan
Nugi-chan
Black Rose

>>7383688
Black Rose alone will basically make you cum buckets for weeks.

>>7383688
>>7383953

I'd add Samus, Misty, Revy and Raven.

>>7380384
>https://exhentai.org/g/1054265/03aaaa30a5/
wtf dickgirls ARE real... i am one... it's called hrt

>>7385871
Do you have both a vagina and a penis?

Actually wondering if they're doing that yet.

>>7381291
is that Light an Misa?

>>7385573
How so? Like, I tried the game but didn't get anything humiliating from anyone, despite setting the smallest penis size.

Is there, like, an optimal set-up for humiliation?

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>>7383953

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>>7383953

>>7386333
How many times did you actually play and with what characters? Did you get completely undressed? Some characters' some lines aren't really sph material. All characters have tons of different lines depending on the situation.(how dressed they are, who you're playing with etc.)

Try these characters:
>>7383953
>>7385587

>>7386508
Played about three games, mainly with Blackrose, Asuna, Zone and two others I can't recall. Yeah, I was assnaked before too long, but I suck at poker anyway, haha. I'll give the list a try.

>>7386495
>>7386502
Every time I play I put on only underwear then spam deal until I lose. This is how bad I've gotten, I'm not even interested in naked girls anymore I just want them to mock me.

>>7383639
>>7381879

Are from a dude on imagefap who did interracial cuckolding captions, mainly though it focused on white dicks being small and useless. Think these are a few from the set that don't mention that aspect though.

Think his name was Wimpyboy not 100%.

>>7386651
There are different lines depending on how clothed the girls are and what state they are in.

>>7386651
Same, it's the exact same thing I did!

>>7386651
>>7386725
>>7386755
What game is this?

>>7386795
Strip Poker Night In The Inventory.

Something I'm curious abiut with SPNATI, when exactly does a phase start and end, and how long is it determined by?

>>7380052
Oh, Mark Hamill!

>>7386943
What do you mean? For dialogues? Whenever somebody loses.

>>7387080
In the options menu, there's the option of "How long do you last?", which is where you choose how many turns you take fapping before cumming. My question is, if you're actually taking part in the game and jerking off like you should, how long should you go for before clicking to decrease the number?

>>7379743
I've been here longer than you, I can guarantee that. 2005 to be specific. Censors are fucking cancer and if you can't take the time to decensor the images yourself or at least look for uncensored shit, then don't bother posting at all.

>>7387095
I didn't mess with that setting much, dunno.

>>7387099
Not that guy, but after all these years of looking at JAVs and hentai I don't even notice the censors.

>>7387095
That's the setting for how long it takes the player character to masturbate after losing with no clothes.

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>>7387095
Each click after your character is wanking is a phase. There's an on screen countdown once you start.

>>7383953
Would be better if they mocked your size while you masturbated too.

>>7386651
Same. I only play properly when I want to see the different lines for when they are undressed. I couldn't care less about stripping them.

>>7375957
Anyone else ever wish they were such a quick shot that the mere prospect of a woman touching your penis causes you to cum before the act can even be committed?

>>7379743
what does it says?

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Damn, there's so little (heh) content for this, glad I'm still able to find things I haven't seen before.

>>7383953

I wish I knew how to play poker, everything feels so confusing

http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2247719
Can someone who's good with captions make an SPH out of Panty, please? She IS a size-queen, after all!~

>>7385871
That makes you an effeminate boy, senpai.

we live in one hell of a time

wish i lived near king's college

Method

One hundred seventy-three male participants completed a new questionnaire consisting of 18 items to be validated and developed into the BAPS, as well as various other standardized measures. A urologist also measured actual penis size.

>>7375956
>>7375957
>>7375959
>>7375961
where is the English version from?
i can only find the Japanese one

>>7389846
It's literally the most simple version of poker ever.

Just try to get pairs...

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>>7390417
I just got them from other SPH threads. Here's the only other two I have, if it helps.

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>>7390773

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>>7387099
Early or late 2005? I mean, it hardly matters, how long you spent on /b/ would probably be the deciding factor. You might be of a reasonable age in terms of the site in general, but still relatively new when it comes to porn depth.

Censors are literally nothing. They're slightly annoying in JAV occasionally, but I think the last time I actually noticed them in drawn shit was 3 years ago when some cunt covered the entirety of a 2 foot dick with black boxes. They're just a fact of life when dealing with Japanese stuff, and redraws are the worst shit imaginable. I actively avoid all those shoddy de-censor jobs.

>>7391556
>tfw when only 5.9

>>7391556
is this by R4?

>>7391579
>tfw 5'8" and 5.5
Too small to be respectable but too big to be cute on both counts. May as well just kill my self.

>>7391556
>tfw 5'11 and 4.5

>>7385871
If you have tits and a cock and you top, I don't give a fuck if these other kids say you aren't a girl.

>>7391556
please dear god sauce

>>7377213
Can I get a name for that doujin? I can't access sadpanda

>>7379118
Can I get a name for that doujin so I can look it up on a different site?

>>7392265
Mushou no Ai | Selfless Love (Girls forM Vol. 11)
>>7392275
[YOMOTHUHIRASAKA (bbsacon)] Dagatsu Inumi Ni (Sekirei)

Anyone else masturbate to this fetish not because they like it but because they feel like they're not good enough for anything else? I wish I could pleasure a woman with my dick.

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>>7392265
>>7392275
>Can't access sadpanda

>>7390188
Bump

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These threads have been very devoid of OC stuff lately...

Given that I don't want this fetish to die, I have an obligation to distribute a little OC, even though some posters come in these threads only to talk shit and spread hate.

You can stop the Pirate King, but you'll never stop the SPH train we're on.

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>>7395609
Skipped an intro scene in between these two

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>>7395610
Moudeta is a new artist on the scene, but they have some good M Man style works.

http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ196696.html

That's a pack of 3 doujin, with sph in two.

Please support the artists, for your fetish of choice as I have.

I do not share full doujins, so that these artists will stay motivated to make more.

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>>7395620
I'll put one more from the third

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>>7395626

Those of you that know of the Kimi no chinchin series will see that Moudeta has some inspiration from there.

This guy taking a leak doesn't notice two girls walking by, and they get the idea to take pictures... Then one touches his shoulder...

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>>7395636

Ok, I want to share one near the end.

These two girls tie him to a pole by the restrooms, only for two female security? hall monitors? not sure, but he gets found by two chicks... and it must be cold there

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>>7395641
Last one as described above

>>7395642
Anyway, later guys. Back to not existing.

When I stick around and try to contribute I get rolled on by haters.

However, I ask you haters again.

Who is posting OC in these threads?

>>7395675
People would like you more if you simply posted your content, even with the name, without insisting on flaunting your identity.
"Haters" don't exist. They're just people who dislike something you commonly do, often with valid reason. Don't brush it off, find out what they find so abrasive about you. If you can understand why that's off putting maybe work to change it and be a better person as a result.

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could someone cap this please?

>>7395675
>>7395716
How obnoxious. I'd rather just not have these threads if it would mean TPK stopped using them as his fucking blog when he gets buttblasted over literally nothing.

Does anyone have the panels where the younger brother steals his older brother's girlfriend because he has a much bigger cock than him?

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>>7395774
ITT: People complaining about me, while not image dumping.

You're so edgy.

>>7396159
The artist was Eag1e and he removed it from almost everywhere, but I'm sure there are copies of it floating around.

>>7385871
no, you're just a dude with a low sperm count and bitchtits

>>7380706
>>7380616
>>7380614
Ahahaha, wow that's some grade A autism. Even for /d/eviant standards.

>>7391863
>tfw 5'2 and 7.5
this is a bigger JUST

>>7396247
Okay, calm down, spaz. You don't have to reply to every slightly negative thing said about your tantrums.

>>7393762
Isn't that literally the entire point of SPH?

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>>7395620
Fuck off

>>7396680
>You can see the exact moment she decides to try lesbianism.

>>7390188
bumping.

>>7397029
kek

>Love SPH a lot
>My cock's six inches

What do?

>>7398886
SERMs/castration and chastity, cut it off, or find a big girl 4u.

>>7398973
>castration
I've been tempted to castrate myself, but I live for humiliation. Also don't have the cash for chastity belts. ;_;

Does anyone have any tips for how to get my girlfriend to sph me? Telling her straight out isn't going to work,. she's done it incidentally a few times but I don't even if she knew it.

>>7399359
>Telling her straight out isn't going to work
Why not? If she's your GF she should be open to your kinks provided they aren't too weird.

>>7377646
IT WAS A PRANK

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>>7390188
Took me long enough. Hope you like it.

>>7399409
Thanks so much!~

>>7399371

>>7399371
I just have a pretty strong suspicion she would t be into it. Also, I like the more organic stuff and don't really get off on the over the top humiliation.

Good news is that my dick is a little under 3.5", and 1" soft. Bad news is that I'm the first/only dick she's had so I'm not sure if she realizes how small I am

>>7399455
do you have any pics of you and her?

>>7399652

Yup....I will post some tonight when I get back to my computer. I've posted them in the past on 4chan so they might not be new to you

>>7399785
Good gravy what board

>>7399844
/b mostly and sometimes /gif. Usually when people are getting all depressed about having a small dick, I post them to show it doesn't really matter. Even though I'm into sph I know most aren't and want to make them feel better

>>7399409
>somehing
REEEEEEE

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>>7399967
Fixed it just for you anon.

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>>7400149
Also decided she could use a tattoo.

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>>7399844
>>7399652

As promised.

Honestly I wish she was comparing it to her thumb size, but in reality she was just giving a thumbs up because I asked her if she liked it when I shaved my pubes.

>>7398973
>tfw not autistic enough to castrate myself for a fetish
I kind of want to though. I'd enjoy not having the urge to masturbate so much and just not having them in the way down there.

>>7400472
I'd rather lose the dick but keep the balls myself.

>>7400481
Permanent chastity? Scary. I'd probably go mad.

>>7400154
What do you use to do that text?

>>7400484
Just Photoshop. The font is Anime Ace with a 4 point stroke around it.

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Anyone willing to caption this one for me? Looking for comments on how I size up to a toddler. how I look like a sissy with my penis, and how it belongs in diapers. Yes Im that kind of cancer.

>>7399455
She doesn't need to be into it though. I mean it's a really low chance that any random two people would have the same fetishes. Tell her subtly that you get turned on by it, when she "incidentally" does it.

>>7396683
this is awesome

>>7400249
Wow That's small. Surely she's seen bigger in movies and porn? Not to be mean.

>>7400996
Probably, but I'm not sure if she realizes. Then again, maybe she does. Just a few days ago I wanted her to ride me while we were sitting on the couch and her response was to grab my dick and ask "do you think you can reach?"

>>7400996
>Not to be mean
>In a thread about SPH

How could you not see the irony here?

>>7401115
I figure most fellas here want their dicks laughed at by cute girls or cute girls (male), not other weaboos with small dicks.

>>7400247
>>7400249
Post moar!

>>7395023
Source?

>>7401126
Dunno. I'd guess that most people here wouldn't give a shit about it.

>>7400249
>>7400247
moar please

>>7401230
SauceNao knows.

>>7375446
How to ensure your son will never feel comfortable naked.

Man, it depresses me how shitty these SPH threads have gotten....

>>7402273
Then post content instead of whining about it.

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>>7402273
What the fuck do you want? Free blowjobs? Contribute instead of whining.

Does anybody know of that comic that has a shot a sword fighting a succubus while she makes fun of him? I think it was a succubus.

Damn this thread is lacking of content. I found this while browsing and thought some of you might like it.

Some skyrim SPH mixed into the video: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57ee7841d1d6e

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>>7402851
What a waste of 5 minutes, some awful dialogue written by a 12 year old, and then 2 lines that barely mattered. Could have warned me that it's literally just 2 shitty animation loops for 12 minutes straight.


Here's a page from some recently uploaded NTR set where the boyfriend gets cucked because his dick isn't big enough. Search カサイ屋 or something if you can't find it, his work tends towards the female degradation angle a little too much for my tastes generally, but there's some good general humiliation to be found.

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>>7402794
Nevermind I had it saved. Just had to go looking

>>7402995
What's the sauce anon?

>>7403017
Lilith LIlith

>>7377213
https://e-hentai.org/g/1054265/03aaaa30a5/
here is the real link.

>>7401241
https://webmshare.com/bynwm

>>7403169
wait you posted this on /gif/.. I thought you said she broke up with you? or was that some pathetic cuck fantasy made up by someone else?

>>7391812
>>7392033
It's tenk.

>>7403183
I did post on /gif at one point prob in early 2016...I have seen it posted since then and it must have been someone else using it.

Here's a screen cap from a video I haven't uploaded yet as"proof"

http://i.imgur.com/F68wLhu.png

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Over 6'
Under 4"

Feels weird.

>>7403214
Same here. I know this shouldn't matter but weirdly my flaccid size bothers me more than my erect size. Only women im about to bang see my little boner, but way more people(both men and women) have seen my flaccid dick throughout the years like in the locker room or skinny-dipping or getting pantsed etc.

It doesn't help that I'm like 1/2" soft

>>7403214
Got a kik?

Does anyone have links to archived sph threads? I'm trying to find them but I keep only getting one hit for a thread when I know there's been way more

>>7403053
Can't find it just by that name. Who's the artist?

>>7403479
Sorry it's It's Lolita the knight who became a succubus

>>7403526
Lilith*

>>7403214
>>7403228
>nice 6" erect
>as low as 1" flaccid
It fucking hurts. I'm too self conscious to even pee in urinals anymore.

>>7395020
Translation please.

>>7403973
Sucks to be you. I get off on humiliation . Learn to embrace your baby dick or no one else will

>>7404059
There you go.

Wow, that's disgusting. Seems like you have some dick cheese in there, no way I'm pulling back your foreskin!
It's like a natural condom, I wonder if you can have sex properly with that. Well, that's assuming you would be able to find someone wanting to fuck you. (lol)
Oh, I can feel your foreskin stretching. Is it feeling good? Your glans is covered with your slimy dick cheese and it keeps leaking precum as I stimulate it, is it not?

>>7404292
>is it not?

I would cum if a girl(or anyone) said "Is it not?" to me, regardless of context.

>>7401005
is this for real?

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Great. Another thread where the pirate twat comes in acting better than all of us, teases us with some untranslated nonsense and tells us he wants to support the artists. Then goes off hording possible sph content for himself to hold over us so he can act superior in the future. This has been going on for years, it's frankly pathetic.
I'd prefer no new content than teases from an egotistical cunt.

I'll do edits if anyone have any requests. I can make cocks smaller, try to not post pics that are too complicated.

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>>7404771
If it makes you feel any better, he can't read it either.

>>7403208
> a video I haven't uploaded yet

You tease.

>>7402995
Cant find the source :/

>>7403973
I know that feel.

>>7405011
I'm aware. I've seen his awful attempts at translating...using google translate kek.
Sorry to bitch about him. Just wish he'd join the thread and conversation, post some good content without being such an ass about it.

Do you want that pic edited? The cock's a bit thick.

If you can't read japanese, try using Kanjitomo not sure how it handles handwritten fonts though.
Google TL can OCR it pretty nicely otherwise.

>>7403336
I'm not really into guys, sorry.

>>7374700
Is there a Japanese word for Sph or just sp. Like netorare for cheating or yuri for Lebian..???

>>7405627
"短小" means small penis
"粗チン" means poor quality penis I think
"包茎" means phimosis which overlaps a lot with sph
I don't think there are hentai terms for them though

>>7405011
Sauce for that pic?
Iqdb and saucenao didnt show the right ones

>>7389130
"You perverted baby dick!"
"Don't get hard from girls picking your dicklet up with chopsticks!"
"What an embarassing cock. How can you even live with that small thing dangling between your legs?"

>>7405649
>粗チン

What is involved in having a poor quality penis? Size? Shape? Aesthetics? Functional qualities?

How do I get a girl I know irl to find out I have a small dick without making it obvious that I want her to know?

>>7405175
I think if he has anything he hasn't at least teased, it's just 3D stuff or fanfics.

>>7405788
I posted another image from the same set a little earlier, it's カサイ屋's most recent set.

>>7405889
It's an abbreviated form of 粗末, small and poor at its intended function.

>>7405649
Thanks for these. Googling them with some other keywords brought some fun sph jav that I didn't know existed.
Have anything else that might be useful? Premature or femdom or something?

>>7395774
>that deleted post
And this guy wonders why people don't like him

>>7391834
Eh, 5-6" is pretty average.

SPH content is so hard to find. Anyone know good games, videos or even writing?

>>7407068
Sometimes, I think about trying to make one, but with it being just me as an amateur, I don't know if weathering chan autistic criticism and hate is worth it.

>>7383953
https://spnati.gitlab.io/
Loved Black Rose, Samus, Nugi-Chan, Revy, and Elphie the Ice Witch

Besides this and the Fenoxo games like CoC and TiTs anyone know of any other games with some SPH in them?

>>7407608
Trap quest has some

>Be in NYC with group of friends, with several women including a female friend who I have a jokey friendship with
>See hot dog cart advertising "Jumbo Wieners"
>Female friend says "Jumbo wieners huh? I guess that means Anon can't work there!"
>Giggles from the women of the group

I had a half-chub the rest of the day.

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Redmoa's back with shrinking.

>>7407068
"Mainichi ga M!" or "毎日がM!" is a japanese vn with a lot of sph, it's where >>7375208 is from

>>7406565
Some other pixiv terms I saved that might be useful. Some probably won't bring up many results
短小 - short and small
粗チン - crude
ポークビッツ - vienna sausage
羞恥 - embarrassment
恥ずかしい - embarrassed
辱め - shame
言葉責め - word blame
早漏 - premature ejaculation
包茎 - phimosis
射精管理 - ejaculation control
ちんこ比べ - Compare penis
兜合わせ - frottage
ちんちん観察 - dick observation
羞恥プレイ - shame play
マゾ - masochist
SM - sadomasochism
玉責め - ball torture
S女 = Sadist woman
ドMホイホイ - verbal abuse, probably
貞操帯 (Chastity)
貞操帯 = Chastity belt
ドSホイホイ - sadism
前立腺 - prostate
巨根 - big penis
男性受け - masochism 2

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These threads could use a little more Haruhi. New ones, preferably.

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>>7408307
Agreed, any particular images you want captioned?

>>7408618
This one, please~ http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1965820

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>>7408749
I think I've really outdone myself with this one...

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>tfw even in the ultra-PC age, it's still completely acceptable to mock small dicks.

Even shit like pic related is okay. Feels bad/good man.

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>>7408926
Not only that they seem to encourage it. Pic related is real feminist shit I saw on tumblr

>>7408919
THANK YOU SO MUCH!! <3 I'd love to see you caption other Haruhi gals in the future if they're all this good~

>>7408926
Looks like she's being sarcastic to me. 8 inches is extremely rare.

>>7408937
Wow, I have to say this is literally way way more exaggerated than most sph stuff I have seen, and they actually seriously believe it. Feminists are really fucking weird...

>>7408937
>8.5 inches - the ideal penis length
>7.5 inches - minimum size for achieving regular orgasms

I don't know what crazy lady wrote this but I am so turned on right now. She also basically calls 4 inches a micropenis.

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>>7408937
>tfw simultaneously loving and hating that sph is "socially acceptable"
It's just plain mean to mock people for things they have little to no control over, but I still think sph is really hot. I feel like I'm fucked up in the head or something

Guys, what is considered to be tiny irl? No "8 inch minimum" shit please.

>>7409006
5 and under

>>7409006
Tough to say. I'm just above 1 inch soft, which my bf thinks is "tiny", and about 4 inches hard, which he thinks is "small" (we're both aware of and fine with this, no hurt feelings or anything). This sort of thing probably differs depending on if you ask guys or girls though.

>>7408937
I'm not sure how to feel about being among the 15%, and by a pretty comfortable margin according to this.

>>7409027
Well, so close to that, but noone will ever see my shame. I hope so.

>>7408207
awesome

>>7409005
Source of the image?

>I feel like I'm fucked up in the head or something

Everyone says the same thing about the fetishes they have. If it wasn't "weird" it wouldn't be a fetish.

>>7409227
I guess, but it's different from other fetishes I have, which I don't think there's anything wrong with aside from being "weird".

Anyway, the image is from The Girl Who Verbally Abuses: https://exhentai.org/g/975597/dc99e1344f/

>>7409271
Well, there are people who are into literally physically harming other people during sex. I don't think "being mean" about size is really "weird" compared to that.

Thanks for the sauce.

>>7407945
Has he made any new sph stuff?

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>>7408919
>real cocks
>18cm
Cocks are always measured in Imperial inches.

And women always put the cut off for being big at 8" anyway.

>>7399359
>>7399455
Have you tried subtly acting like you had a big dick and seeing how she reacts?

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>>7408307
>>7408618
>>7408919
I love myself, I really wouldn't want to be anyone else. I love how the more I idolize and perceive Haruhi in a way that she acts like this the more i want to worship her. It's an amazing cycle. The Haruhi series got me into anime and i've got so many fetishes from her, she's evolved me.

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>>7408618
Came across this image http://i.imgur.com/dpZPsAE.jpg and thought it was quite tweakable like i did with this >>7408307 though the only image software i know is fireworks and well i can barely make it passable but unlike that one when i've captioned the image kinda tells me what to put, and other than that it's impossible to do. So you could go wild on this, take you're time or hell, even brainstorm stuff but that could real slow on a slow broad/thread.

>>7374941
boop

>>7408207
naisu

>>7409728
How does one act like one has a big dick? My dick has been small my entire life

>>7410138
You mean you made the Haruhi chastity edit?

Cause if so, thank you so much.

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>>7410725
The easiest way would be to talk about it like its big, how deep you're going, that sort of stuff.

>>7409933
>and i've got so many fetishes from her
Is ear rape one of them?

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>>7408618
I think this one would be really good.

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Why is there no Chun-Li sph??

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don't think I've seen this posted here before desu

>>7411111
amazing
Wasn't there a tumblr blog that posted stuff like this?

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>Be gay
>Have a barely 5" dick that's 2" or less when limp
>Not interested sexually in women at all
>The thought of girls humiliating me for having a small dick is one of my biggest turn-ons even though I have no interest in sleeping with them
>Hook up with men, but male on male SPH does literally nothing for me

The fuck

Also how can I get women to see and laugh at my dick when I'm not trying to hook up with them

>>7408992
Maybe you just need a bigger dick.

>>7411111
>>7411219

The image originates from here: http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/5402852/Extreme-Cuckold-Anime-Captions-13

>>7412034
I'm average. If anything, I'd like to be smaller cause I'm into sph.

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>Into SPH
>7.5"
Fuck, anon. There's thousands of men who want to impress women with this length, and who gets to have it? The guy who would prefer having a 3" disgrace.
Neither me or my girlfriend can get into SPH just because ridiculing me for it is so incredibly absurd, and since she prefers foreskin she can't even make fun of that! This is terrible!!

>>7411942
I'm somewhat similar. Bi not gay. Love girls but never been with a guy. When my dick is erect, it's about 6" but flaccid, 2", sometimes less if it's cold. I love sph. Most girls Ive been with are extremely vanilla. I wanna try the freaky stuff. Wanna be humiliated for my small dick. Also into exhibitionism, bondage, and chastity. I feel like small dicks should be edged, locked up, and rarely given a chance to cum.

>>7411111
>>7412465
why are the caption writings so cringey

>>7410865
I like it. I wish I could tape her reaction

Got any other ideas?

>>7412465
Also 7.5 here - and that 8 inch cutoff for 'big' is really annoying too.
Just shy of being firmly big
Way past being small enough to be able to fully enjoy sph fetish
Caught between a rock and a hard place =/

>>7409003
The shallowness of size queens is indeed curiously arousing.
It seems like the shallower the hotter, too.
>>7408926
And yeah, it's utterly hypocritical, which is disappointing morally/socially but fantastic when sexualizing petty women.
Anyone else had any thoughts about how to reconcile this?

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>>7412640
The two of you could cruise omegle/chat roulette/etc (naked or not).

You will find many cocks being shown off there.

>>7408207
Is there a phrase for SPH specifically?

>>7413827
>geez big brother, tiny cock AND can't even fill a full glass for mommy?

>>7412494
6" is small i thought that was big

>>7404771
I'll take pirate's OC over your half assed captions

please take your bullshit butthurt elsewhere

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>>7413827
as requested

>>7412640

This:
>>7413743

And record her reaction via webcam.

>>7375340
>cucked by a shemale
this is my fetish

>>7414302
TPK pls go.

>>7412864
source pls

>>7414940
Konosuba

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>>7414360
>I'm gonna spaff off a load of yogurt the likes of which the Greeks can only dream of
HOLY SHIT

>>7412465
>>7413245
>8"
>Have to jerk off imaginig that hyper dicks are the norm just to try and get some SPH
At least I'm not that girthy so "pencil dick" can still kinda work

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>tfw get the courage to tell my boyfriend about my sph fetish last week
>He thinks it's cute
>Has now been making fun of my pathetic 4" dick almost every time we fuck
I've cummed harder in this last week then I think I ever had before in my life.

>>7415654
I hear you bro. I've a tad over 7". Thin though too.

On the plus side, my girlfriend's ex apparently had a monster cock, so I do get told I'm small and that she will sometimes say she wish I had a bigger dick. Glad she's a size queen.

also
>I'm 2nd or 3rd biggest dick she's ever had
>still thinks I'm small compared to average
>girl logic

>>7416362
Only fags have big dicks
4" masterrace reporting in

Id like to resubmit my request from this post pretty pretty please!
>>7400607

>>7416206
Whats it like being a faggot? Im a sissy but Im afraid im turning gay thinking about cock when fapping, i dont even think about pussy anymore.

>>7396679
Yeah dude that's the spirit! Fck people I hate'em
If you post anything let it be a repost lik this; You poor cucks are mostly fcked without the whole.
Good effort!

>>7411111
She's Egyptian dumb asses.
Why do you cucks degrade images with your pathetic petty racism?
Size shaming, and racism don't coinside.
If you think it does you're just racist.

>>7417072
>can't into raceplay
Just because you are an oversensitive cuck who can't distinguish fantasy and porn from reality doesn't mean everyone has to be either the same or racist.

>>7417072
I didn't make the image, anon

>>7414360

This is great. Thanks anon.

>>7417072
>Egyptian
>Not black
We wuz fairoes.

>>7417056
Is this copy pasta? If it isn't it should be. In either case, thanks for proving my point, TPK. Good riddance.

>>7400607
Whats the characters name, and what anime is she from? Im certain more people might do your request if they didnt worry they were going to get mobbed for not knowing the name of some anime girl.

>>7416401
Wish mine was smaller.

My girlfriend, myself, and her ex are all bi. Would have liked to have had a threesome with them, but she hates him now.

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There needs to be more Zelda SPH.

What would BotW Zelda say?

>>7418388
>>7418399
http://clovercaption.tumblr.com is this person's Tumblr. Really hope they do more.

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>>7416827
> Whats it like being a faggot? Im a sissy but Im afraid im turning gay thinking about cock when fapping, i dont even think about pussy anymore.
It sounds like you are already a faggot Anon. Just take that next step and get yourself a guy with a nice cock who will put your sissy ass in its place. You'll realize your place in the world as you worship a big fat cock on your knees.

>>7418644

search for legoman zelda, but be aware its mostly ntr

>>7418530
Her real name is Suguh, but her log in and Avatar name, as displayed is Leafa. Shes from Sword Art Online. Honestly, I just picked her because of how relaxed she looks in that pic despite the circumstances. As if me being in the room doesn't bother or intimidate her in the slightest.

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Can someone please remove the word nigger from this

>>7418832
Why?

>>7400607
I did not know how far you wanted to go with the diaper fetish, so I gave it two endings. I also was going to write about her making you wear panties, for a third ending, but I didn't know if you wanted that.

Grammar and spelling errors probably abound in this copy, I only went through once to check.

More of a short story then a caption, but w/e. Hope it's to your standards, I typed it kinda quickly. Good request, only my second caption, so I don't really have that much experience.

https://pastebin.com/K8hwk0yZ

>>7418847
Just don't like the word. Fine with the rest. Just doesn't sound right.

>>7414360
>I bet your cum is as bitter as you are
Whoever made this is a genius

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>>7418657
I've been meaning to, just gotta be in the mood and have the time to do it.

We hit bump limit. New thread when

>>7418860
Not that anon but as someone who likes Leafa.... brb fapping

>>7416206
You're bottom, I assume?

>>7418682
I have a girlfriend tho and cheating on her would feel wrong, i dont think about her when fapping at all but I like her, my sissy ass does need to be put in its place tho..

>>7417094
How2talk
Even I'm lost, who's the cuck here? I thought everyone was.
You precious snowflakes! k someone do me now.<3

>>7419169
New thread over here.
>>7419454

>>7418644
>What would BotW Zelda say?
Stop fucking around and get back to the plot.

>>7419456
>This thread has been pruned or deleted
What's up with this? Are SPH threads now not allowed on /d/?

>>7420053
I was going to say something about captions, but there weren't any in that thread, so it's probably some butthurt small dicked janitor.

>>7374700

Geez. Be a bitch about it, why don't you?

It's a pretty shitty thing to do talk like that to a guy who has a condition that he in no way had and has control over.

I don't get the appeal over this

>>7420411
Then don't post or look at the thread.

>>7418860
Hey fun read! I actually like the idea of the diaper sissy fetish going a bit farther, but this was still really good. I also don't mind panties either, I mean, what sissy does? Overall, this was great. I really appreciate it.

>>7416623
heaven

>>7414360
awesome

Someone made a new thread
>>7420515

>>7418832
shut up nigger