Egg thread

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Anyone know who this character is btw? I see her in a lot of pics and they're almost always really hot

>>7365330
any recommendations if someone wants to try oviposition in real life? I found some wooden eggs at walmart that I think might work, I just dont wanna go into it and do something wrong... I cant order online either

>>7365358
There is an ovipositation toy that includes safely insertable eggs.

https://www.primalhardwere.com/category/ovipositors

Heres a pretty awesome review

http://kittenboheme.com/2015/01/primal-hardweres-krubera-ovipositor-sex-toy-review/

if you're not interested in the toy I"m sure you can just make your own eggs at home using there instructions.

>>7365380
I can't order online. I'm just wondering if there's a better alternative than making my own

>>7365358
Primal Hardware has an ovipositor dildo and gelatin egg kit that's fairly safe if stuck (will dissolve safely into the body as far as I know)
Frisky Beast has silicone eggs that are attached to nylon string so they don't get stuck up in ya.
Don't buy anything without a stopper or a way to get it out of you if it gets stuck

>>7365387
how would it get suck if i immediately shit it out anyway?

>>7365383
I mean

https://www.amazon.com/Silicone-Egg-by-Alan-Wong/dp/B0099AAURK

I'd personally be uncomfortable putting anything in me that wasn't silicone/latex I have heard putting stuff in a condom before insertion is pretty safe plus it makes removal easier.

There are these things ment for vaginal insertion so I guess they would be safe too but I wouldn't personally risk it they are basically like those little kegel toys you get.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Drilled-Natural-Rose-Quartz-Yoni-Eggs-for-Kegel-Exercise-Health-Care-Massage-Eggs-for-Women-3/32701548524.html?spm=2114.40010308.4.64.Abr53l

but I'm with

>>7365387

Don't buy stuff without a way to get it out not worth the panic attack you will have when something you put in there doesn't come out.

>>7365397
I suppose putting it in a condom and just leaving the rolled up end outside would work

>>7365403

I've heard its safer just be careful not to lose the condom up there and I'd do more reading online before doing anything if I was use

Thanks to globalized fetish threads, I can't imagining this happening to all women just for today.

Femanon here, I've used golf balls as a good alternative (but if your muscles seize up when you cum it's a little difficult to get them out)

>>7367013
Femanon here too and I use golfballs as well. If you cum but can't get them out, then stick your finger inside and hold down the muscles as you push. Easier to get them out then.

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Now is the time for all good little eggs to be safely tucked into their nests....

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>>7367057

>>7367062
What game was this again?

>>7365332
It's Liese from Seiken Densetsu 3

>>7365331
>dark magician girl pushing an egg out her pussy
Well I have never ever before now thought I would want to see that

>>7365392
Sometimes things just get stuck anon. Even without including foreign objects, some people are susceptible to constipation and impactation.

>>7366917
Where did you find a still for that gif? Of that size?!

>>7367161
I don't know honestly. I think I found this gif on a booru, but reverse image search doesn't show anything.

>>7369414
>>7367161
its from a game called poke abby i think. by oxo

Now I've seen everything

>>7369414
>>7369834
Thanks fellows. Found it for anyone else. There's a free one and an HD one for $15 or more.
https://oxopotion.itch.io/poke-abby
https://oxopotion.itch.io/poke-abby-hd

>>7369765
>pensive Ditto face in the BG
Boner is kill.

>>7367052
Im done.
Im fucking done, i cant fap and laugh at the same time

Femanon, have had good experiences with ping pong balls, water balloons (especially when filled with those little absorbent water bead things), and stone eggs.

>>7367062
Is this actually in the game? I remember playing it a while ago but this wasnt in it.

>>7365330
this is literally my fetish

>>7365333
Pretty good edit.

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>>7367062
did Doxy made the character design?

>>7367062
Wish that were in the game.

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Still one of the best depictions of egg laying.

Funny how the character didn't spawn a lot of related art despite the implications the girls were laying the eggs.

>>7365333
...where does her left side end?

>>7367052
You wonderful son of a bitch.

>>7367052
now every comment is in his voice

>>7367062
What game is this

>>7366907
>ywn be used as a tool for incubation
Why even live?

>>7390061
Love when the eggs are peeking out like that.

>>7367052
Don Bluth would not approve of this.

>>7385299
Source?

>>7388149
lol how do boobs even work

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>>7405605
You're acting like it's weirder than the girl birthing enormous bugs.

>>7410284
Sauce

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Perfect for bad ends

>>7412550
Wish they'd do a sequel based on that ending and have became a birthing machine to more eggs and put them into other unfortunate girls.

>>7403495
honestly don bluth would probably be fapping up until that picture just like the rest of us

>>7412548
Sauce on that?

>>7414253
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1632938112

at the very end

>>7412550
>>7413314
Name of game?

>>7416391

It's an animation:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1632938112

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>>7403497
>Relying on others for sauce

>>7414357
Cheers mate, was able to find the game from this, it's actually from a game called "SCOURGE OF THE EVIL"

>>7422976
That's hot.

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>>7365387
Can it really get stuck if I'm using female hardware? There's no place for it to go, so won't it eventually just come out? Do you think there's any danger in it being in there too long if it does get in too deep?

>>7424603
There's always a danger, male or female, of inserting things and having them get stuck if you don't have a reliable way to remove them.

I used one of those wireless vibrator eggs on my girlfriend, the bluetooth kind where you can basically control it from anywhere as long as there's wi-fi access. She liked the idea of me being able to 'push her buttons' anywhere at anytime and we had a lot of fun with it the first couple times we tried it.

Then one time when I was pulling it out at the end of the day it sort of got lodged in sideways as I pulled it out at the little string tab thing broke off. Wanting to avoid having to go to hospital and explain the situation we tried to basically vibrate it loose to get it out... which sounds sexier than it ended up being - it took two painful hours to get it loose and she was so mad afterwards we didn't have sex for a month.

Worked out in the end and we even got a new toy (one that can't get stuck), but my point is you've gotta be careful with this kind of stuff. Don't put anything in you or your partner that you can't get out or won't dissolve on its own. That's why a lot of these threads suggest making eggs out of gelatin - it melts completely at a temperature just above body normal so if something does get stuck all you have to do is take a hot shower or bath and everything will work itself out of you eventually.

The last thing you want to do is have to go into the doctor's office and have your GP pull a vibrator or a dozen stone eggs or whatever out of your ass/pussy.

>>7425357
>I used one of those wireless vibrator eggs on my girlfriend, the bluetooth kind where you can basically control it from anywhere as long as there's wi-fi access.
Those exist?

WHY DOES NO ONE TELL ME THESE THINGS!?

>>7385287
Laying eggs uncontrollably from everywhere like that's pretty hot. Wish there was more like that

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>>7428681
There's still a few more holes they could be laid from. Only place untouched are the tear ducts.

>>7414253
http://hentai2games.com/eroge/iris.html

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BUMP. This thread shall not die!!!

>>7365330
It's May 23rd.... is thread eternal?

Anyone know of any good breeding/egg laying/birthing hentai? Still pics are nice but i need videos/some sort of animation to cum.

>>7439921
I don't. I wish I did.

>>7439873

/d/ threads usually last around this long buddy. This place isn't /v/ or /b/

>>7439921
Tentacles & Witches Episodes 2 & 3

Princess Knight Catue Episdoe 2

>>7440778
Burger here. We do.

>>7438312
more?

>>7449435
As hot as that is, I always found it weird how this shows her tail as being the part that would birth her eggs.

>>7454917
Got more?

>>7455739
fuck you

>>7458399
No need to be a cunt about it.

>>7367062
10 points to gryffindor

>>7460386
Yer a sloot, Ermainee!

Anyone have that one manga where a guy has sex with a mermaid then she sprouts an ovipostor and lays her eggs in him before hanging him upside down?

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>>7462299
It's called Hontou Ni Chotto Dake Kowai Youkai Otogibanashi , from what i've found.

>>7462434
The hell is this face conveying?

>>7462458
This is the one! Thank you!
>>7463357
Sadness in those with lazy eye.

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>>7464421
Too bad there was only the one birth animation.

>>7463390
Sadness over what?

>>7470744
Seems like golden eggs are getting really popular in a lot of pics these days.

>>7367022
>>7367013
boytoy here, same with putting them in your butt, pulling up towards your stomach on the deeper muscle of the colon when pushing will help smaller objects pass the sigmoid bend and eject forcefully out of the colon proper, gold balls are also in that size category that they are more prone to coming out with a shit than grabbing your insides and creating a stoppage

results may vary with individual physiology

>>7372366
Would be funny if that were a canon trait of hers.

>>7367052

Fucking hell /d/, you always make me laugh

>>7367052
HAH!

>>7367052
Will never not be amusing when this shitpost is made.

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fish eggs yeah

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eat up!

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damn big fish eggs

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>>7365397
>>7365383
>>7365380
That's why you use gelatin eggs. That way if they don't come out, they dissolve.

>>7476160
Nice.

>>7478438
Fucking brilliant

>>7365397
>>7478438
>>7480046

I've been into oviposition for a long time and have put various things even remotely egg-shaped or round in my ass for over a decade.. I've had hard-boiled eggs, stress balls, billiard balls, and baseballs inside me for hours on end and yet never had a problem getting anything out.. and we're talking anywhere from 4-12 depending on size which puts a number of them into the sigmoid.

It's a bit of a meme that things getting "stuck" is a concern, because if it can get up there it can get out.. it's just that most people panic and don't relax themselves for long enough to coax things out. It's good advice to avoid those situations if you don't have confidence in your body control (and so I wouldn't recommend "loose" insertions of that sort to most people) but you can't definitely train yourself to be perfectly safe.

The sensation of pushing out free objects that have actual weight to them is something I enjoy beyond description, but it ain't for everybody.

I mostly bring this up because I find things like stress balls (for give to them) and baseballs (rubber ones, ideally) make for great inconspicuous purchases for those looking to experience oviposition, assuming they're willing to be patient and learn their body.

>>7480349
>stress balls (more give to them)*

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Not sure who the character is, but it sure looks like eggs.

>>7480598
Hibiki Tachibana of Symphogear or something