thick long futa cock part 2

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Am I being summoned?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgee4_aOPWw

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Zipper manufacturer YKK was fined 150.3 million euros by the European Union in 2007 for running an extensive price-fixing cartel over decades. Think about that next time you unzip

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The Balaclava is named after the 1854 'Battle of Balaclava' so named for the city in Crimean city in which it was fought. Balaklava was part of the Byzantine Empire until it was taken by the Genoans, who later had it taken from them by the Turks, who surrendered the city to Russia in the Russo-turkish war in the 18th century. It is currently disputed territory and contains a Cold War submarine base durable enough to survive nuclear impact

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Word of the day: Glochidia (sing. Glochidium) - N.

Hair-like barbed spines that grow off of cacti with areole (nub-like growths)

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Corrugated Cardboard is rated on its performance in the following criteria:

>Edge crush test
>Burst strength
>Flat crush test
>Bending resistance
>Impact resistance
>Cushioning, shock absorption
>Tear resistance
>Grammage (mass per unit of area) for components and for combined board

The thickness of the board is measured by 'Flute' ratings, A through Z

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The World Record speedrun for Pikmin 2 was set by scrap651 on August 20th, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0yofccEykg

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Next weekend is the 4-year anniversary of /asp/, /gd/, /out/, /lgbt/, and /vr/

If you post on any of these boards, be sure to wish them a happy birthday on the 18th!

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http://imgur.com/a/an6Sh

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although Aristotle is most recognized for his contributions to astronomy, he also wrote to prescribe men to tie off their testicles to control reproduction. It was believed at that time that the right testicle produced sperm for boys, and the left testicle produced exclusively girls.

This belief was echoed by intellectuals of the Roman empire such as Pliny the Elder in his 'Naturalis Historia' (the very first modern encyclopedia), and a passage commonly attributed to Plutarch lists this method as well as heat and cold to be effective.

Michel Procope-Couteaux, wrote a thesis on these and other methods of sexual selection methods (in which he prescribed cutting off large portions of the genitalia entirely) titled "L'art de faire des garçons", or, "The Art of Making Boys" published in France in 1770

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Birds are the most popular group in the animal kingdom. We feed them and tame them and think we know them. And yet they inhabit a world which is really rather mysterious.
-David Attenborough

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Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state of being which we may strive to attain.
-Douglas Coupland

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I met a friend at the track once. We decided to have a friendly race... one mile.

Starting off, he pulled just ahead of me. I thought I would close the distance and pass him after a short bit, but I could never quite do it.

The whole last lap my body was on fire, and I was pushing it as hard as I could. He crossed the line 10 meters ahead of me. He didn't even look winded, just a dead-set look in his eyes.

Afterwards, I asked him how he ran that fast, and he told me that it is all in the motivation you light in your mind... imagining your own world and blotting out everything else.

So I asked, "what do you imagine?"

He replied, "What do you?"

I told him that to run faster, I like to imagine that I am being chased by a wolf.

He smiles and says "In my mind, I am the one that is chasing the wolf"

That was the day that I started to understand.

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The chief of operations and one of the founders of the Central Intelligence Agency's name was "Bill Wilson Quinn," which Christopher Nolan cleverly references with his 'Bill Wilson/CIA" character in The Dark Knight Rises.

This is just one example of the in-depth allusions and artistic flairs evident in the plane scene, widely regarded to be Nolan's best work

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This is some good elevator-core music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ptrDFtTuks

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The divine flame of thought is inextinguishable in the Filipino people, and somehow or other it will shine forth and compel recognition. It is impossible to brutalize the inhabitants of the Philippines!
-Jose Rizal

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>>7300507
speaking of Medusa, it's really criminal that this is the only decent picture i can find of Medusa with snake pubes. you can barely see them!

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the LEGO company built many wooden toys before they staked their brand around the interlocking brick system, but the very first LEGO set ever produced under the brick system was Set 001: Gears in 1965, which was comprised of a set of 43 gears, pins, teeth, and pinions. This set was manufactured by Samsonite as LEGO had no plastic molding facilities at that time

>>7300424
>Aristotle
>astronomy

What?

>>7300537
http://www.starteachastronomy.com/astronomers.html

>>7300510
>Snake pubes
Never in my life did I ever know these two words could ever be used together

>>7300548
The point is that Aristotle isn't most recognized for astronomical study, he's most recognized for his work in natural and metaphysical philosophy. Part of that was astronomy, of course, but it was a comparatively small part.

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>>7300677
No you're right that was my bad, i was writing that one in a hurry and messed up.

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>>7300357

Word of the day: Helicophile

variety of non-anopheline bees that live solitary lives and make their homes inside abandoned snail shells.

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>>7300381
now, i wouldn't post this, because i'd be concerned about being banned for posting furry. this kind of limits what i can post.

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>>7300677
back then, anyone who could look up was considered an astronomer.

oh, i know all kinds of things about you. pretty creepy, huh?
- Invader Zim

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>>7300424

A kynodesme (Greek: kυνοδέσμη, English translation: "dog leash"), was a thin leather strip worn by some athletes in Ancient Greece to restrain the penis such as to prevent the exposure of the glans. It was tied tightly around the akroposthion, the part of the foreskin that extended beyond the glans. The kynodesme could then either be attached to a waist band to expose the scrotum, or tied to the base of the penis so that the penis appeared to curl upwards.

It is first alluded to in literature in the 5th century BC, in the partially preserved satyr play Theoroi by Aeschylus. There is also evidence from the illustration of athletes on Ancient Greek pottery.

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Four billion wordwide population, all living, have a Computer God
Containment Policy brain bank brain, a real brain in the brain bank
cities on the far side of the moon we never see. Primarily, based on
your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls, especially your Eyesight
TV, sight and sound recorded by your brain, your moon brain of the
Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold brainwash radio
lifelong, inculcating conformist propaganda, even frightening you and
mixing you up and the usual, "Don't worry about it." For your
setbacks, mistakes, even when you receive deadly injuries. This is the
Worldwide Computer God Secret Containment Policy.
- Francis E. Dec

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best German insult ever:

spermarülpsende Arschfotze

Translates to something like "sperm-burping asscunt"

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SEVERELY BATTLE ANY CREATION OR ANY SPREADING
OF RUMORS THAT WOULD UPSET OR FRIGHTEN PEOPLE
OR CAUSE SOCIAL DISORDER OR ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ACTIVITY
THAT COULD DAMAGE SOCIAL STABILITY

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One Night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonged to him and the other to the Lord.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life.

This really bothered him, and he questioned the Lord about it: "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you you'd walk with me all the way, but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me."

The Lord replied, "My precious, precious child, I love you and would never leave you. Also, you're being intermittently stalked by the Invisible Man."

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<> !*''#
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!*=@$_
%*<> ~#4
&[]../
|{,,SYSTEM HALTED


Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.

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"Robots are ideal for authors... they're practically useless for any other purpose."
- Bruce Sterling

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>>7300760
I don't think that dick is meaningfully attached to that girl.

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"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."

~ Saint Ignatius Loyola,
Founder of the Jesuit Order

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>>7300769
oh shit. how did that get into my futa directory?

i really wish i could install booru software on my machine to locally manage my files. windows doesn't have any meaningful way to tag files.

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"The essence of Christianity is told us
in the Garden of Eden history.
The fruit that was forbidden
was on the Tree of Knowledge.
The subtext is, All the suffering you have
is because you wanted to find out what was going on.
You could be in the Garden of Eden
if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut
and hadn't asked any questions."
~ Frank Zappa

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Warren Ellis' Three Laws of Robotics:

1. Robots couldn’t really give a fuck if you live or die. Seriously. I mean, what are you thinking? “Ooh, I must protect the bag of meat at all costs because I couldn’t possibly plug in the charger all on my own.” Shut the fuck up.

2. Robots do not want to have sex with you. Are you listening, Japan? I don’t have a clever comparative simile for this, because frankly you bags of meat will fuck bicycles if they’re laying down and not putting up a fight. Just stop it. There is no robot on Earth that wants to see a bag of meat with a small prong on the end approaching it with a can of WD-40 and a hopeful smile. And don’t get me started on that terrifying hole that squeezes out more bags of meat.

3. What, you can’t count higher than three? We’re expected to save your miserable lives, suffer being dressed in cheap schoolgirl costumes while you pollute any and all cavities you can find and do your maths for you? It’s a miracle you people survived long enough to build us.

You can go now.

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We in the west are performing the experiment, for the first time in human history, of living without faith. And we’re a mess. We’re heavily medicated and in therapy, we’re addicted to anything we can get our hands on, fucking everything that moves, buying tons of ugly useless shit no one could possibly need, and making up wonky, jerry-rigged or retrofitted new religions even stupider than the old ones, all in a desperate effort to stop feeling so empty and afraid. I love us. I think we are heroic, even if we’re doomed. We are up against people who suffer no such spiritual malaise: they are flush with clear-eyed certitude, they think they know the mind and will of God, and they are wrong, wrong about absolutely everything. They are ignorant, bigoted, cruel, life-hating assholes. Doubt is no day at the beach, but certitude is more like a day at Dachau. That’s what certitude gets you: the Final Solution, Manifest Destiny, the Great Leap Forward, Jonestown. Evils so enormous it’s hard to believe mere human beings were their agents. We Godless infidels may be a bunch of fuckups and addicts and flakes, but we’re better people than they are. If our only alternatives are existential confusion or Assholism, I know which side I’m on.

I await the fatwa.

- tim kreider

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"And this is, in sum, the Creation Museum. $27 million has purchased the very best monument to an enormous load of horseshit that you could possibly ever hope to see. I enjoyed my visit, admired the craft with which the whole thing was put together, and was never once convinced that what I was seeing celebrated was anything more or less than horseshit. Popular horseshit? Undoubtedly. Horseshit hallowed by tradition and consecrated by time? Just so. Horseshit of the finest possible quality? I would not argue the point. And yet, even so: Horseshit. Complete horseshit. Utter horseshit. Total horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. I pity the people who swallow it whole." - John Scalzi

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I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be 1 website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn.
- ziakll, slashdot

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The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Zardoz

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"The sentient may perceive and love the universe, but the universe cannot perceive and love the sentient. The universe sees no distinction between the multitude of creatures and the elements which comprise it. All are equal. None is favored. The universe, equipped with nothing but the materials and the powers of creation, continues to create: something of this, something of that. It cannot control what it creates and it cannot, it seems, be controlled by its creations (though a few might deceive themselves otherwise). Those who curse the workings of the universe curse that which is deaf. Those who shake their fists, shake their fists at blind stars."
- Michael Moorcock, "The Knight of the Swords"

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Lister: "Knowledge is power... who said that?"
Rimmer: "I don't know."
Lister: (shakes head) "Nor do I."
- Red Dwarf, series 8

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"Yes," agreed Basil, cleaning his monocle on his ascot, "it is rather distressin' to think of that poor, slim, virginal girl, slowly stripped of her filmy underthings by buck niggers with gorilla brows and brawny forearms. To think of the horrible indignities that are doubtless this very minute bein' inflicted upon her helpless form, the ice baths and the electrodes, the red-hot tongs and whippings, the caged rats pressed to her soft, white belly and encouraged to tuck in... I say, Whemple's off again. Never known such a man for blubbin'."
- Basil Mapledurham, "Pitbull Britain" by Kim Newman

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Proverbs for Paranoids
1. You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures.
2. The innocence of the creatures is in inverse proportion to the immorality of the Master.
3. If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
4. YOU hide, THEY seek.
5. Paranoids are not paranoid because they're paranoid, but because they keep putting themselves, fucking idiots, deliberately into paranoid situations.

- Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow"

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"I don't think I've ever seen another software product whose revision number got as far as 24 but which still occasionally required you to type numbers in octal." - Richard Clarke, re: Primos

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I've always admired the stunning, Zen-like wisdom of the remora fish. By simply swallowing its pride and kissing a little ass, it turns from an lonely, ugly, mutated, unloved cull into a 10-ton juggernaut of death at the very peak of the food chain. I imagine remoras go through a prolonged adolescence where they slither around on the ocean floor with the eels and crap, thinking themselves scrappy loners and angst-filled rebels, until one day deciding "fuck it", sucking up to Jaws, and spending the rest of their life in a non-stop all-you-can-eat kick-ass gore-filled extravaganza. Think about it.
-- Rev. Syd Midnight

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The king hadde a quen of priis
That was y-cleped Dame Heurodis,
The fairest levedi, for the nones,
That might gon on bodi and bones,
Ful of love and godenisse -
Ac no man may telle hir fairnise.
- Sir Orfeo

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"Christmas time... when really we should remember that this is a time for spiritual uplift... a time for... one-ness with the universe, and Donovan. It is NOT a time for heavy drinking, overeating and casual sex with farm animals. That's out of the question."
- Ian Anderson, Jethro Tull: "A Christmas Song"

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AmigaDOS is that crazy woman you picked up at the goth nightclub. you were drunk, you thought she was on acid, and your first night of sex was insanely great. you quickly learned: she wasn't on acid - she's like that all the time. she has one or two friends who are even stranger than her. despite the insanity, she's great at doing several things at once, she puts on a fantastic show when you both go out, and the sex continues to be insanely great. she is completely untouched by the hundreds of STDs that Ms Windows seems prey to. unfortunately you and she drifted apart, although you occasionally hear rumors from equally smitten friends about how she's going to be back soon. when you're trying to get Ms Windows to do something less than vanilla, you remember AmigaDOS with fondness.
- sheramil

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If my dog had a face like yours,
you'd owe me child support
- HellPope Huey

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I regret my impetuous act on that occasion, but I swear to God I thought the archbishop was inside.

- Silken Thomas Fitzgerald, after burning down Cashel Cathedral

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My penis went hunting once. Well, my penis, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Penis! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Peeeeniiss!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
- Camslovesanime

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...But there was this one teacher, Mr. Hyman, who everybody called "Cocaine Dave" because he looked like he was permanently baked. Dark glasses, beret, salt-and-pepper beard, he could've stepped right out of a Tom Waits song. His favorite foil was Mr. Chapelle, who was a fairly straight-laced history teacher.
One day, I'm sitting in Chapelle's class, taking a test. The room is dead quiet. The door opens and Cocaine Dave leans his head in the door, with his hand balled up in a fist up by his face. Imagine someone talking into an invisible microphone; that's the kind of hand position he had.
"Mr. Chapelle," he said, "I did NOT eat your parakeet." He then coughed into his hand, little yellow feathers flew out, and he left.
That was the end of the test, as it took ten minutes and a vice-principal to restore order.
- rossy

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Try weighing it in the case of Dr. William Minor, who was one of the more prominent contributors to the original Oxford English Dictionary. The most interesting aspect of this is that he did the bulk of his work from the inner sanctum of an insane asylum in England, where he was placed after shooting dead in the street a man he did not even know, during a momentary psychotic episode. As he had been a doctor during the Civil War (during which he experienced traumatic events thought to have helped to trigger his schizophrenia) and was an unusually learned and cultured man, he was allowed great leeway that afforded him the freedom to keep in his adjoining cells a large number of books. Those he arrived with and others he bought with his Army pension as the years progressed gave him a welcomed advantage in the detailed work that, ironically, only his illness afforded him the time to pursue.

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The Skipper from Gilligan's Island's real name was Jonas Grumby.

>>7301908
who IS Mey-mey? just some futa art, or is she from a video game?

>>7302120
Meymey's some guy's OC.

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>>7302140
it's just that i see her so often.. i assumed she was a character from some japanese side-scrolling combat game.

> mey-mey uses erection!
> it's super effective!

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>>7302168
I think she's the OC of one of Hentai-Foundry's staff. I've heard that they sort of abuse their position to get commissions from basically all the artists they want.

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"I'm just gonna sit here and lick the cat's butt." - Wayne Campbell

>>7300351
Thankyou, Anon. I came here for porn and instead it feels like you've stroked my brain to climax. It's... oddly satisfying.

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>>7302205

The song people sing when they are dancing around the Maypole is "little frogs(are funny to look at)"

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"The Moravian Bretheren are particularly fascinating. Their leader, Count von Zinzendorf, developed the peculiar doctrine that the wounds of Jesus on the Cross could become the foci for erotic magic. He believed that in erotic rapture his followers could visit the hole in Jesus' side caused by the spear of Longinus (referred to as the `Seitenholchen', or `Little Side Cave'), in the forms of Kreuzluftvoglein (`Little Cross Birds of the Air'), Wunderbeinelein (`Little Wonder Bees'), Blutwundenfischlein (`Little Fish of the Bleeding Wound'), Wundertaucherlein (`Little Wonder-Divers'), or Wunderwurmlein (`Little Wonder-Worms')! Incredibly enough, the Moravian Bretheren constituted a fully functioning Masonic order as well, forming the nexus of Zinzendorf's Masonic attempts to create the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth."

- `The Fire in the Shadows: The Roots And Aims Of Modern Magickal Sexuality' by Timothy O'Neill, from GNOSIS 17

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Buddy Hackett: "Ask me what's the secret to comedy."
Interviewer: "Okay, what's the secr-"
Buddy Hackett: "- TIMING!"

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Social dominance is so sexually compelling that some female ducks engage in the ultimate kinky behavior, bypassing their own middle-rank males to mate with high-status males of another species.
-- Richard Conniff, "The Natural History of the Rich"

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The two most common errors in this country are that our politicians are dumb and that they mean well. Exactly the opposite is true.
- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. -- Bertrand Russell

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"Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of the pox !"

"That, my Lord, depends on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."

- John Wilkes to The Earl of Sandwich, Parliament, November 1763

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Nessun maggior dolore, Che ricordarsi del tempo felice Nella miseria.
(There is no greater sorrow than to recall a happy time in the midst of wretchedness.)
- 'Inferno,' Divina Commedia Dante (1265-1321)

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"if today you have wine, get drunk today;
pay no heed to what is at the door, be it good or ill.
poetry and wine are good enough to make the day glad;
high deeds must take their turn, glory can afford to wait."
- Monkey (Great Sage, Equal of Heaven)

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"Booze! Tobacco! Dope! Pussy! Cars!"
- the butthole surfers, "Booze, Tobacco, Dope, Pussy, Cars"

and just to show i'm not making this up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjKQhlwDk-k

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"You know, what really makes me mad... what really makes me PEE... is these Zombies nowadays. They don't TRY. Now when I was a Zombie, we rose from the grave early in the morning, not at one or two in the afternoon. And when we ate the flesh of a woman's corpse, we did it with RESPECT for the WOMAN!"
- St.Janor Hypercleats, panel discussion at the 1965 World SubGenius Revival

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"She was infatuated with their male prostitutes, whose members were like those of donkeys and whose seed came in floods like that of stallions."
- Ezekiel 23:20

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What good is ART, anyway? You can't eat it, smoke it, have sex with it, sit on it, etc. I suppose some of it could be burned to keep warm (as long as the materials in its composition aren't toxic or flame-proof). It's monetary value is an illusion - a collective fantasy shored up by vampiric collectors and art-industry shills.
- Paul Mavrides

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>>7302284

"Breasts! Tits! Boobs! Knockers!"
-Lords of Acid, I Must Increase My Bust

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Wenn mein Hund ein Gesicht besaß, das Ihrem ähnlich ist, würde ich erzwungen, meines Hundes nach zu rasieren und ihm dann zu unterrichten, wie man rückwärts geht.
- Goethe

> Goethe never said that

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ur all gay

-anon

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>>7302295

"i'm getting thirsty
i need some demon seed
i am the demon slayer
make you pay for your greed "
- Gaye Bikers On Acid, "Demon Seed"
from the album Cancer Planet Mission

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>>7302302
said this in the first of these threads:

"I used to be absolutely disgusted by dickgirls. For years I would deliberately skip saving pages from doujinshi I found if it had one in it. More recently though, I've accepted that there is futanari art that turns me on. I don't feel compelled to seek out pictures of real-life shemales; it's just one of those things, like piss-drinking and genital piercings, that anime makes arousing even though you'd never go for it in real life. I think it's a combination of three things:

1) Attaching a PENIS to a girl causes her to become sexually aggressive. She can't stop touching herself or trying to have sex with every girl, boy or other dickgirl she sees. An erection means "I'm horny, I want to have sex." When you see a girl gazing at you with a hard on, you know she wants you. Normal girls, it isn't always that obvious (a wet pussy is hard to see through clothes for example).

2) Seeing a dickgirl ejaculate is like how you wince when you see someone else get kicked in the nuts; it's a sympathetic reaction, like psychosomatic or something. Beautiful girls and ejaculating are high on most guys' lists of favorite things; dickgirls put them together in a simple package.

3) A dickgirl's dick is just another toy for you to play with. I'd treat it like an extra breast or a really big clit, something that will make her feel good when you touch her, and a hell of a lot more user friendly than a teeny tiny little knob at the top of her crotch.

4) After four years of nothing but 'normal' hentai (and some real life sex), I'm jaded by hentai. I need something a little kinkier to get me interested, and this fits the bill nicely without getting too fucked up like scat or mutilation or sensory deprivation."
- /b/, 4chan

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Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."

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"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."

~ Decca Recording Co.,
rejecting the Beatles, 1962

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"Abuse, if you slight it, will gradually die away; but if you show yourself irritated, you will be thought to have deserved it"
- Tacitus

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STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT
FIRST STAR I SEE TONIGHT
I WISH I MAY I WISH I MIGHT
ALL THE MORONS ON USENET BE BLOWN UP WITH CORDITE
- rone

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if you see someone walking down the street dressed in rags carrying an axe you think 'maniac!'- but if you're suited up the way I am you think 'lumberjack.' - son of gomez

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I guess there are just two types of people, MY kind of people and assholes.
- Connie Marble, Pink Flamingos

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"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it."
- Oscar Wilde

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>>7300019
OP: i think there are only two of us contributing, and the thread comes to a halt when either of us is asleep.

"There has only been one nuclear bomb test in Nevada this year. Sadly, they missed."

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>>7302647
I don't think that dick is meaningfully attached to that girl, either.

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>>7302647
i dump fairly quickly, and since i sent the last thread to image limit in like 3 hours i thought i should post in shorter increments. i appreciate all the content.

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Mahārāja (Sanskrit: महाराज, also spelled maharajah) is a Sanskrit title for a "great ruler", "great king" or "high king". The female equivalent, Maharani (or Maharanee, Mahārājñī), denotes either the wife of a Maharaja (or Maharana etc.), and also in states where that was customary, a woman ruling in her own right. The widow of a Maharaja is known as a Rajmata "queen mother". Maharaj(a) Kumar generally denotes a son of a Maharaja, but more specific titulatures are often used at each court, including Yuvaraj(a) for the heir. The form Maharaj indicates a separation of noble and religious offices, although the fact that in Hindi the suffix -a is silent makes the two titles near homophones.

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>>7302675
it's an Incase pic. the one on the bottom is probably a girl, too, despite the hair.

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Women like Afrah Ali Said, who lives in the territory formerly known as South Yemen (formed after the Ottoman Empire collapsed) mourn the loss of many of their rights and institutions, established by a short-lived but stable and well-funded Marxist Democratic state. This markedly progressive government was absorbed and rejected by the North Yemen's native government, (which was set up after a revolution caused the ruling British powers to flee the peninsula in 1962), fought to reclaim South Yemen, which was backed by the USSR, in a series of battles in 1990

the unified yemen did not satisfy former South Yemen natives, who seceded once more in 1994 causing a civil war based not on religion or culture as many in the western world would believe, but on government structure and perceived international interference

Today, North and South Yemen remain at odds. Since 2007, there has been a large upswing in support for secession, and even during the national crises of the 2015 civil war, South Yemen citizens have formed their own militias seeking to use the opportunity provided by the current instability to legitimize a democratic South Yemen nation-state

>>7302181
I actually played XIV with the owner of Mey-Mey back at A Realm Reborn's launch, did a few raids and was on voice with them. They sounded autistic as fuck.

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"A lot of people get their news, Brian, on a device. We, as you know, live in a very device-ive society."
- John Clarke

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Galinstan has higher reflectivity and lower density than mercury; it is investigated as a replacement for mercury in liquid mirror telescopes for astronomy. It is difficult to use for cooling fission-based nuclear reactors, because indium has a high absorption cross section for thermal neutrons, efficiently absorbing them and inhibiting the fission reaction. Conversely, it is being investigated as a possible coolant for fusion reactors. Unlike other liquid metals used in this application, such as lithium and mercury, the nonreactivity makes Galinstan a safer material to use.

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Plus think about it Ray if they can’t even repeat NUMBER THREE, DIET COKE how they gonna do with a double venti short tall nonfat mocha no foam cappuccino with two ice cubes and a half shot of sugarfree vanilla for Mackenzie who by the way is a skinny woman in Versace sunglasses and not a fat Irish man in an Aran cable sweater holding a Guinness
- roast beef kazenzakis, "Achewood" blog

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Teru-teru-bozu, teru bozu
Do make tomorrow a sunny day
Like the sky in a dream sometime
If it’s sunny I’ll give you a golden bell

Teru-teru-bozu, teru bozu
Do make tomorrow a sunny day
If you make my wish come true
We’ll drink lots of sweet rice wine

Teru-teru-bozu, teru bozu
Do make tomorrow a sunny day
But if the clouds are crying (it’s raining)
Then I shall snip your head off

- rainy day puppet song, Japanese Traditional

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The very first 9-1-1 call in the US was made by Alabama Speaker-of-the-House Rankin Fite

The phone call consisted of the local station responding "Hello"

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Orpiment Hartal Warki is a deep orange-yellow colored arsenic sulfide mineral with formula As2S3.


> these aren't my glasses

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"... and it's the extremes it goes to that makes it fun. If we're going to smash the few remaining teeth out of a drug-addicted whore, might as well do it with a severed cock sticking out of an overdue library book."

- Yahtzee Croshaw's review of "Mother Russia Bleeds"

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"When you're the leader of a hate group that routinely blames natural disasters on gay people, it can be a little awkward trying to explain why your house just got wiped out in a natural disaster."
- Fark.com

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"You've set mathematics back a month."
- Paul Erdős to Ron Graham

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And when his humble TV servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blonde wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
It's okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
'Cause if we don't do it,
We ain't gwine up to hebbin!

- frank zappa, "dumb all over"

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"I love NyQuil, man, I LOVE IT! I love it I love it I love it, it's the best shit ever invented, isn't it, HUH? I love the name alone, NyQuil, Capital N, small y, BIG FUCKIN' Q! I LOVE THAT FUCKIN' Q, DON'T YOU?" - Denis Leary

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the "cun" is a traditional chinese unit of length equal to the width of a man's thumb at the knuckle. It is still used in the process of acupuncture

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“This is why I am glad I'll definitely die within the next 40 years. I'm a futurist who doesn't especially want to witness certain stretches of future that I'm pretty sure are coming."

Rev. Ivan Stang

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This is one of the oldest and most effective tricks in politics. Every hack in the business has used it in times of trouble, and it has even been elevated to the level of political mythology in a story about one of Lyndon Johnson's early campaigns in Texas. The race was close and Johnson was getting worried. Finally he told his campaign manager to start a massive rumor campaign about his opponent's life-long habit of enjoying carnal knowledge of his own barnyard sows.

"Christ, we can't get a way calling him a pig-fucker," the campaign manager protested. "Nobody's going to believe a thing like that."

"I know," Johnson replied. "But let's make the sonofabitch deny it."

Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72

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>>7302844
I was trying not to complain about all the InCase, but come on, that's not even futa

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One day, I was asked for help by a customer, so I went around to help her with the case. She points to one of the cakes and says, "What's wrong with that cake?"

"What?" I asked, since I could see nothing wrong with it.

"It's so dark, why is it like that? Is it burnt?" I looked at the cake again and say to her,

"Ma'am, that's a chocolate cake."

- Sarah Riggioni

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>>7302849
you're right. i can not live with the shame. good bye.

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Frank Holt (also known as Eric Muenter), a German professor who wanted to stop American support of the Allies in World War I, exploded a bomb in the reception room of the U.S. Senate. The next morning he tried to assassinate J. P. Morgan, Jr. the son of the financier whose company served as Great Britain's principal U.S. purchasing agent for munitions and other war supplies. Muenter was overpowered by Morgan in Morgan's Long Island home before killing himself in prison on July 7, 1915

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Excerpts from Wikipedia's Talk Page on English film actor Tom Hardy:

Anybody know what his father's race/ethnicity/nationality is?

THIS PAGE IS A MESS!!!
FIRST OFF, YOU NEED TO CHANGE THAT MAIN PIC TO THIS:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldv8riwBi11qc66nv.jpg
NEXT, YOU NEED TO INCLUDE THE ARTICLES WHERE HE MENTIONS EXPERIMENTING WITH GUYS AND HAVING PLAYED WITH EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING! THIS IS WIKIPEDIA, NOT SOME POLITICALLY CORRECT FORUM!
SO PLEASE FIX THESE ISSUES ASAP!!!
sorry for caps lock, but I'm not re-typing my message!

Tom Hardy's a big guy (although he's shorter than Aidan Gillen), I thought that should be mentioned in the article

Um... Black Hawk Down was about a UN-US operation in Mogadishu, Somalia. It had nothing to do with the Gulf War

Please change TOM'S picture. It's not flattering at all. He is so beautiful, he deserves to be represented in a much better light. Also, who erased the parts with him experimenting with guys and having played with everything and everyone!?

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Word of the Day: "Globster"

A globster is a temporary name given to a large beached sea creature that cannot - or cannot easily - be identified.

the word "globster" was coined by Ivan Sanderson in 1962 when a mysterious 20-ft long by 18-ft wide blob appeared on the coast of Tasmania. Although it turned out to be a whale, the appearance of strange hairs, cuts and folds in the carcass that appeared to be six stubby limbs, and a protruding spine cast mystery and commotion over the investigation. The exact nature of this particular globster was not solved for over 21 years.

Another name for globsters are "blob" or "sea santa"

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>>7302880
prominant Globsters include the following

>Tasmanian Globster
>Tasmanian Globster 2
>Nantucket Blob
>The Stronsay Beast
>Trunko
>Hebrides Blob
>Bermuda Blob
>Bermuda Blob 2
>Gambo
>The Four Mile Globster
>St. Augustine Monster
>Newfoundland Blob
>Chilean Blob
>the New Zealand Globster

And currently pending investigation is the 2017 "Philippines Globster" which some claim may be an undiscovered species
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/02/blob-globster-whale-philippines/

Can we please stop these uneccesary, unrelated quotes and whatnot, that are trying to be funny?

They're killing my fucking boner

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>>7302889
you could try starting your own thread

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Walnut is the best wood for crafting pistol grips

>>7302889
I think they're using the unrelated text to circumvent the duplicate post detection.

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>>7302901
I've posted somewhere in the vicinity of 400-500 images straight over the last few days, because i wanted to contribute instead of lurking like i usually do. I figured if I'm going to be posting this much I might as well do it the way I like. If there's really that big of a negative reaction to how I'm posting besides people who aren't contributing anyway, I'll stop, but as far as I can tell most people don't mind or enjoy it.

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Lockheed Martin has received more money from government contracts than any other company in history: $45 Billion, including 10% of the Pentagon's funds

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An unspecified number of Filipinos refer to themselves as Pinoy or sometimes the feminine Pinay. The word is formed by taking the last four letters of Filipino and adding the diminutive suffix -y in the Tagalog language (the suffix is commonly used in Filipino nicknames: e.g. "Ninoy" or "Noynoy" for Benigno Jr. and III respectively), "Totoy" for Augusto, etc.). Pinoy was used for self-identification by the first wave of Filipinos going to the continental United States before World War II and has been used both in a pejorative sense and as a term of endearment, similar to Chicano. Although Pinoy and Pinay are regarded as derogatory by some younger Filipino-Americans, the terms have been widely used and have recently gained mainstream usage particularly among members of the Filipino masses and the Filipino-American sector

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Did you know Hentai/Alternative is an anagram for "Hit an Evil Anteater"

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>>7302927
actually, the better anagram would be "Vaine Leather Taint"

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March 12th is Aztec New Year, a celebration corresponding to the birth of Huitzilopochtli: the sun god, and the ritual cycle

>>7302907
I love them, especially the trivia. thank you, anons!

>>7302901
>>7302907
I enjoy them, but I also like random bits of trivia.

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>>7302789
Once upon a time I might have agreed with you, but InCase has mostly gone straight these days. Now and then you see dickgirl on girl, or occasionally a solo dickgirl or trap, but that seems to be about the extent of it.

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>>7302844
>>7302848
I'm pretty sure those dicks are not meaningfully attached to things with tits.

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>>7302907
I don't really care. I mean, I used to do something similar back when I was still doing big dumps.

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We have a discord full of futa (and other stuff)
https://discord.gg/Br8rpwQ

>>7302907
I (>>7302901) wasn't reacting negatively, just explaining to the other guy why I think you were doing it.

>>7300788
https://youtu.be/bWeyUTBkTss

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>>7303470
>https://discord.gg/Br8rpwQ

> joins
> no futa
> quits

why do i even get out of bed in the morning?

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>>7302937
The planet Venus - regarded as the manifestation of the goddess of Love in Greece - was called Xux Ek by the Aztecs, which translates as "Wasp Star".

its appearance signaled the start of a new warfare and raiding season.

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>>7300371

>>7304414
But was this Venus as Phosphoros or Hesperos?

What part of
>thick
>long
>futa
is hard to understand? As if posting unrelated short, thin and trap dick isn't bad enough, fully 20% of the images in this thread are reposts from the last one.

Fucksake.

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I happen to prefer this type of futa just not when its extreme

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>>7305070

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>>7305073

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>>7305077

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>>7305081

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>>7305083

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>>7305087
>ywn cum from your futa gf's thick long cock squishing your prostate as she pounds it into you till she inflates you with her huge load
>Why even live?

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>>7305090

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>>7305092
>She will never sext you pictures of her thick long cock of which she is eager to shove in you as soon as she gets home
>why even live?

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>>7305099

>>7302896
>walnut
>the best
Buddy its literally up to opinion, and what kind of grip you want

>>7305190
I'd like a pistol grip that is made of smaller guns that shoot chainsaw-wielding kitten pirates instead of bullets, please.

>>7300463
Fuck i got really absorbed in the story and how deep it was and forgot i was masterbating

>>7302931
I prefer:
Naive Leather Taint

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>>7306573
Ahe~! Invented Rat Tail!

>>7300470
That's not futa, that's just a man with tits

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>>7307184
What?

Someone help me out here. Isn't the combination of long and thick the same as big?