thick long futa cock

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lets see how far i get before i drop

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I ought to get about 30 or 40 images out before i run out of caffeine

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I'd like to thank the acadamy for this thread, as well as my parents, Meryl Streep, and all those people throughout my life who told me I could never dump my porn collection at 3 AM. This is for you.

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OP is long gone. He dropped his 6 images and ran. This barren, nearly abandoned thread would likely have stayed empty all the way to page 10. For whom am I dumping? I ask myself this from time to time

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The Panopticon is a type of institutional building designed by the English philosopher and social theorist Jeremy Bentham in the late 18th century. The concept of the design is to allow all inmates of an institution to be observed by a single watchman without the inmates being able to tell whether or not they are being watched.
Although it is physically impossible for the single watchman to observe all cells at once, the fact that the inmates cannot know when they are being watched means that all inmates must act as though they are watched at all times, effectively controlling their own behaviour constantly.
The name is also a reference to Panoptes from Greek mythology; he was a giant with a hundred eyes and thus was known to be a very effective watchman.

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>>7294016
baseed anon
dumping facts and faps

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The oilbird (Steatornis caripensis), locally known as the guácharo, is a bird species found in the northern areas of South America including the island of Trinidad. It is the only species in the genus Steatornis and the family Steatornithidae. Nesting in colonies in caves, oilbirds are nocturnal feeders on the fruits of the oil palm and tropical laurels. They are the only nocturnal flying fruit-eating birds in the world (the kakapo is flightless). They forage at night, with specially adapted eyesight. However they navigate by echolocation in the same way as bats, and are one of the few kinds of birds known to do so. They produce a high-pitched clicking sound of around 2 kHz that is audible to humans

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>>7294019
good to see i'm not alone. hope you enjoy the pingas-adorned women

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Habitat 67, or simply Habitat, is a model community and housing complex in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, designed by Israeli/Canadian architect Moshe Safdie. It was originally conceived as his master's thesis in architecture at McGill University and then built as a pavilion for Expo 67, the World's Fair held from April to October 1967. It is located at 2600 Avenue Pierre-Dupuy on the Marc-Drouin Quay next to the Saint Lawrence River. Habitat 67 is widely considered an architectural landmark and one of the most recognizable and significant buildings in both Montreal and Canada.

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"The contest to kill 100 people using a sword" is a wartime account of a contest between two Japanese Army officers during the Japanese invasion of China over who could first kill 100 people with a sword. The two officers were later executed on war crimes charges for their involvement. Since that time, the historicity of the event has been hotly contested, often by Japanese nationalists or revisionist historians seeking to invalidate the historiography of the Nanking Massacre and by descendants of the two officers.

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The Frogs (Greek: Βάτραχοι Bátrachoi) is a comedy written by the Ancient Greek playwright Aristophanes. It was performed at the Lenaia, one of the Festivals of Dionysus in Athens, in 405 BC, and received first place.

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"The Cask of Amontillado" (sometimes spelled "The Casque of Amontillado") is a short story by Edgar Allan Poe, first published in the November 1846 issue of Godey's Lady's Book.

The story is set in an unnamed Italian city at carnival time in an unspecified year, and is about a man taking fatal revenge on a friend who, he believes, has insulted him. Like several of Poe's stories, and in keeping with the 19th-century fascination with the subject, the narrative revolves around a person being buried alive—in this case, by immurement. As in "The Black Cat" and "The Tell-Tale Heart", Poe conveys the story from the murderer's perspective.

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The Class V 160 (after 1968: Class 216) is a class of diesel-hydraulic locomotives of the German railways. It is the first variant of the V160 family, built for the Deutsche Bundesbahn for medium/heavy trains.

The Class were successful locomotives, eventually leading to a family of similar locomotives (see DB V 160 family). Due to them having steam heating, and a lack in later years of suitable coaching stock they were amongst the first of the family to be withdrawn, no examples being operated by Deutsche Bahn AG by 2004.

A few examples were converted to the short lived DBAG Class 226, with other examples being rebuilt and still in service with private operators.

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Here's a fact that I DIDN'T rip from my wikipedia browser history:

Michael Jackson and Nicolas Cage were both married to the same woman

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Have you ever had your entire body soaked with orange juice? I have.

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For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation to infinity, all in relation to nothing, a central point between nothing and all and infinitely far from understanding either. The ends of things and their beginnings are impregnably concealed from him in an impenetrable secret. He is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness out of which he was drawn and the infinite in which he is engulfed.
- Blaise Pascal

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>>7294031
Froschmäusekrieg. It means "war between the frogs and the mice".. so named by Helen Dukas (Einstein's secretary and literary executor) to describe the long and bitter dispute between the School of Math and the School of Social Science at the Institute for Advanced Study.

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Speaking of smooth balls, check out The History of Snooker and Billiards by Clive Everton

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>>7294041
neither thick, nor long enough. do try again, though.

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>>7294063
oh shit, i should be looking closer at what i'm posting i guess

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>>7294062
god DAMN you, now i can't get that tune out of my fucking head.

which tune?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nXUPHR17FI

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We interrupt our regular procession of dicks for some unambiguously large ones

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>>7294064

> posts without looking

well, i don't have my futa collection sorted in order of size. or sorted at all. but, wow, posting without looking.. how do you manage the captcha?

and who the HELL is "Mey mey"? is it from a video game?

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>>7294065
>this video has been blocked in your country
did you know copyright laws have their origin from King Charles the 2nd of England, in the mid-17th century?

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> goes overboard

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"When Britain was an Empire we were ruled by an emperor. When we became a kingdom we were ruled by a king. And now we're a country we're ruled by Margaret Thatcher." - Kenny Everett

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>>7294071
it's the theme from Pot Black. a long running British tv show about billiards. ausfag here, and i could see it.

you might look up "Black and white rag".

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>>7294077
i might look that up later for some feel-good billiards entertainment

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>>7294069
look ma, no hands

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I want to run an illegal robot fighting ring but stupid politicians won’t make robot fighting illegal. - Uncle Ghastly

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>>7294082
i have a pinball brain. if someone mentions dragons and balls in the same paragraph, my brain starts singing "cha la, head cha la.."

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Did you know the Cathedral of Christ the Savior was demolished to make room for the Palace of the Soviet Union: a government building that would have become the largest building in the world. However the decline and fall of the soviet union ended up putting those plans on hold while collected water in the foundation became briefly the world's largest swimming pool until (thankfully) the cathedral was faithfully reproduced in 1995

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(uncensored)

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An interesting effect of aerodynamics is that an airfoil shape becomes more efficient at an altitude of only a few meters above the ground, which means that often passenger planes seem to 'float' above the runway and need extra direction to be landed as the wings briefly produce extra thrust

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"i wonder how many Germans in the 1930s sat around waiting for Mrs Schickelgruber's little boy to step over the line.. until it was too late."
- Rev. Nikolai Kingsley

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>>7294115
During the fourth week, the otic placode invaginates into the mesenchyme adjacent to the rhombencephalon to form the otic pit, which then pinches off from the surface ectoderm to form the otic vesicle.
- wikipedia, "the ear"

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Designer Rostislav Alexeyev, among others, designed several military planes based around that aerodynamic concept, including an incredibly heavy cargo plane loaded with weapons that was designed to coast above the water using its massive front-mounted rack of jets to generate thrust

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"In order to be a sucker you need to have been misled and in order to have been led you need to have been going somewhere.." - David Malki

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Not quite a battleship, yet not quite a plane, the Ekranoplan K-1 ended up being abandoned as a project due to its targetability, expense, and impracticability. However leaked photos of this strange hovercraft-plane made their way to the CIA, and befuddled US agents for quite some time

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All you get from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two, you get an interest in perverse sexual practices. I mean, that's why British management's so inefficient. As soon as they get in the boardroom, they're all shutting each others' dicks in the door! "Go on, give it another slam, Sir Michael!" BAM! OW OW OW! "Come on, Sir Geoffrey, let's play the Panzer commander and the millkmaid, EW EW EW EW! YOO HOO!"

- alexei sayle

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>>7294124
ekranoplans are cool.

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(i lightened the door panel on the original because the detail was hard to see)

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Immortalized as the "Caspian Sea Monster" this monstrous beast today lies at the bottom of the Mediterranean, but its ancestors are used by a few coast guard stations as couriers, and Alexeyev's work on aqua/aerodynamics would go on to the commercial success of 'lifted ships' which rise on hull wings, increasing top speeds

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Freedom of speech is one thing. The word "penis" is another.
- Bill McNeil, "Newsradio"

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Fact: Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world

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Just remember that for most folks the Maslow hierarchy tops out at lookin' in the bathroom mirror without drawin' an X in the steam
- Roast Beef Kazenzakis

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"I have long-since found that no amount of dappled sunlight or perfectly fallen New England snow can mask the stench of shit and Death that has enveloped this corrupt world. The rotting flesh beneath the skin of this ‘life’ has ruined me with its acrid fumes, and until Lord Jesus himself finally wrenches these hateful brushes from my stiffening claws, I intend to make goddamned sure everyone fills their fucking lungs."

- Thomas Kinkade, artist

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It’s humbling that I could be killed by 3.2kbytes of genetic data. Then again, with 850 Mbytes of data in my genome, there’s bound to be an exploit or two. - Bunny Huang

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remember kids, wind farms kill hundreds of eagles every year.
support solar and geothermal

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Placobdelloides jaegerskioeldi

is a leech that lives exclusively inside the rectums of hippopotami

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I'm quite proud of what this thread has become

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on the other hand, Kentucky Fried Eagle tastes *AMAZING*.

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Male Osedax are microscopic dwarfs that live as "harems" inside the lumen of the gelatinous tube that surrounds each female. An individual female can house hundreds of these males in her tube.

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"It is a chemosymbiotic holobiont hosting a thioautotrophic (i.e., sulfur-oxidising) gammaproteobacterial endosymbiont in a much enlarged oesophageal gland, and appear to rely on these for nutrition."

- wikipedia, Chrysomallon squamiferum

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Takeo Ischi was born and raised in Tokyo, Japan. In high school, he was a loner, but it was during this time that he first heard yodeling on the radio. Following his father, Ischi went to university for mechanical engineering. In his spare time he became engrossed with the zither and the hammered dulcimer, and learned to play these instruments. Using Franzl Lang's records, he taught himself to yodel, and began performing on Japanese television. During a six-month period where he studied abroad in Germany, Ischi went to Switzerland, where he sang at a beer hall in Zurich. He soon started earning money from this. From there he sang in front of Lang, his idol, and Lang took him under his wing. He performed on television with Maria Hellwig, and after that became known in German language circles as the "Japanese yodeler".

Ischi met his wife Henriette in 1981 and proposed to her three years later at an onsen (hot spring) in Japan, where he yodeled his proposal to her. They married in 1985 and had five children, four sons named Maximilian, Michael, Andreas and Lukas, and one daughter named Julia.

A humourous collaboration with The Gregory Brothers, "Chicken Attack", was released on January 25th 2017, garnering over 6 million views on YouTube.

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"The wilderness is full of dangerous shit. Survive it by not being there."
- Oglaf.com

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Steve Jobs had managed to get Don Knuth, the legendary Stanford professor of computer science, to give a lunchtime lecture to the Mac team. Knuth is the author of at least a dozen books, including the massive and somewhat impenetrable trilogy "The Art of Computer Programming."

I was sitting in Steve's office when Lynn Takahashi, Steve's assistant, announced Knuth's arrival. Steve bounced out of his chair, bounded over to the door and extended a welcoming hand.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Professor Knuth," Steve said. "I've read all of your books."

"You're full of shit," Knuth responded.

- folklore.org

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The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
- James Baldwin

>Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
It is often disputed whether the novelization of the Dark Knight Rises overrules the overstated belief that Bill Wilson is, in fact, the CIA. In the novelization, Wilson's mental thought process is expanded upon, and he makes not of his superiors and life back home. While this may be a dampener on those who would otherwise have hoped for lore based upon CIA's powerful position as the entire department of intelligence, the novelization also confirmed memes such as "THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE" and "that would be a feather in my cap"

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whoops

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"And then there was Twisk, who usually appeared as an orange-haired maiden wearing a gown of gray gauze. One day while wading in the shallows of Tilhilvelly Pond, she was surprised by the troll Mangeon. He seized her about the waist, carried her to the bank, ripped away the gray gauze gown and prepared to make an erotic junction. At the sight of his priapic instrument, which was grotesquely large and covered with warts, Twisk became frantic with fear. By dint of jerks, twists and contortions she foiled the best efforts of the sweating Mangeon. But her strength waned and Mangeon's weight began to grow oppressive. She tried to protect herself with magic, but in her excitement she could remember only a spell used to relieve dropsy in farm animals, which, lacking better, she uttered, and it proved efficacious. Mangeon's massive organ shriveled to the size of a small acorn and became lost in the folds of his great gray belly.

Mangeon uttered a scream of dismay, but Twisk showed no remorse. Mangeon cried out in fury: "Vixen, you have done me a double mischief, and you shall do appropriate penance."

He took her to a road which skirted the forest. At a crossroads he fashioned a kind of pillory and affixed her to this construction. Over her head he posted a sign: DO WHAT YOU WILL WITH ME and stood back. "Here you stay until three passersby, be they dolts, lickpennies or great earls, have their way with you, and that is the spell I invoke upon you, so that in the future you may choose to be more accommodating to those who accost you beside Tilhilvelly Pond."

- Jack Vance, "Lyonesse"

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Vegeta: As for me, I will find a level BEYOND Super Saiyan!

Tien: So, what? Like a Mega-Saiyan? Ultra-Saiyan?

Vegeta: ... you're mocking me.

Tien: ... Maximum Over-Saiyan!

Vegeta: F*CK OFF, TRICLOPS!

DBZA, ep.44: Cell Reception

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waking up to a *CRASH* is never a sign that something good is happening. It's never "*CRASH* Mom made pancakes!" or "*CRASH* We decided to adopt a golden retriever!" so when I woke up to hear a loud crash in the other room, I knew it could be nothing good.

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let those who will, object
to vivisection -
vivisection
has no objection
to them.
- brian aldiss, "the eighty minute hour"

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About an hour later, when Franz Ferdinand was returning from a visit at the Sarajevo Hospital with those wounded in the assassination attempt, the convoy took a wrong turn - diverted by a tall wooden box with a lantern on the top; painted blue, planted directly in the path of the convoy - into a street where, by coincidence, Princip stood. With a pistol, Princip shot and killed Franz Ferdinand and his wife Sophie.

The blue wooden box was later removed by unseen agents (some said it 'faded away with a loud, rhythmic groaning noise").
- Causes of the First World War

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"I used to be absolutely disgusted by dickgirls. For years I would deliberately skip saving pages from doujinshi I found if it had one in it. More recently though, I've accepted that there is futanari art that turns me on. I don't feel compelled to seek out pictures of real-life shemales; it's just one of those things, like piss-drinking and genital piercings, that anime makes arousing even though you'd never go for it in real life. I think it's a combination of three things:

1) Attaching a PENIS to a girl causes her to become sexually aggressive. She can't stop touching herself or trying to have sex with every girl, boy or other dickgirl she sees. An erection means "I'm horny, I want to have sex." When you see a girl gazing at you with a hard on, you know she wants you. Normal girls, it isn't always that obvious (a wet pussy is hard to see through clothes for example).

2) Seeing a dickgirl ejaculate is like how you wince when you see someone else get kicked in the nuts; it's a sympathetic reaction, like psychosomatic or something. Beautiful girls and ejaculating are high on most guys' lists of favorite things; dickgirls put them together in a simple package.

3) A dickgirl's dick is just another toy for you to play with. I'd treat it like an extra breast or a really big clit, something that will make her feel good when you touch her, and a hell of a lot more user friendly than a teeny tiny little knob at the top of her crotch.

4) After four years of nothing but 'normal' hentai (and some real life sex), I'm jaded by hentai. I need something a little kinkier to get me interested, and this fits the bill nicely without getting too fucked up like scat or mutilation or sensory deprivation."
- /b/, 4chan

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Popo: Kami, I need you to tell me that I can leave the lookout if I want to!

Kami: Mr Popo, you may leave the lookout if you -

Popo: BITCH, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

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Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

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Trunks: Are you... making laser noises?

Krillin: All the time, in my head. Why, is that weird?

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Did you know, the term "sadist" or "sadism" comes from a particularly unpleasant Marquis de Sade: a French aristocrat, who combined philosophical discussion with pornography and violent imagery, eventually being put away in various mental institutions and prisons after being caught mistreating prostitutes by tying them up, pouring hot candle wax into open wounds, and then beating them

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>>7294195
"Justifying his turpitude with equal amounts of cleverness and effrontery, he loudly proclaimed that his poltroonery being nothing more than the desire to preserve himself, it were perfectly impossible for anyone in his right senses to condemn it for a fault."
- Donatien Alphonse Francois, Marquis De Sade, "The 120 Days of Sodom", re: the Duc De Blangis

they also put him in the Bastille, but they let him out again. and he was grinning.. like THIS.

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q: what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

a: Gbbblubhhgluh

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Around 80 million years ago, a small, unassuming group of metazoa decided that sex just wasn’t for them. Instead of going through the effort of recombining their genetic material with a mate every generation to produce a viable offspring with a roughly 50% contribution from each parent, Bdelloid Rotifers started reproducing asexually. Males completely disappeared from class bdelloidea, leaving females to generate genetic duplicates through parthenogenesis.

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did you know that many indications point to enjoyment of NTR being associated with men who like their steak well-done and eggs scrambled and well-cooked

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>>7294211
>NTR

Neurotensin receptor type 1 is a protein that in humans is encoded by the NTSR1 gene.[4][5] For a crystal structure of NTS1, see pdb code 4GRV.

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Did you know that if there are around 35 people in a gathering, there is a 50% chance that two people share a common birthday. a statistic that increases in likelyhood rapidly the more people you bring together.

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"No, it's not called the Barking Toad because it lives in Barking, it's called the Barking Toad because it goes "woof"!

- Peter Cook, "Ad Nauseam With Derek and Clive"

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2-hour-straight milestone coming, line up so i can high-five you all

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yIn DayajmeH 'oy' yISIQ
(to understand life, endure pain)

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In the classical times of several species, it was the custom of the powerful to nudge the power-counters (money or other economic tabulators, status points, etc.) into occasional violent perturbations from which the knowledgeable few profited.

- Comparative History, The BuSab Text,
"The Dosadi Experiment" by Frank Herbert

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"Someone ought to stand with a hammer at the door of every happy contented man, continually banging on it to remind him that there are unhappy people around and that however happy he may be at the time, sooner or later life will show him its claws and disaster will overtake him in the form of illness, poverty, bereavement and there will be no one to see or hear him."
- Anton Chekov, "Gooseberries"

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Who MEDDLES wi' Brandoch Daha?
- the battle cry of, guess who,
"The Worm Ouroboros" by E.R.Eddison

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Has NobodyInParticular posted on /d/ recently? I feel like I used to see him around more.

I miss him.

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Dud: "Here, have a sandwich. My feet are killing me."
Pete: "What's that got to do with the sandwich?"
Dud: "Nothing, I just said it afterwards, that’s all."
Pete: "Well, you shouldn't say things like that together, it could confuse a stupid person."

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>>7294229
haven't seen him 'bout, but i don't exactly live here.

> perhaps a little too shota for my tastes, desu

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this dump has been brought to you by Dapper Dan hair oil. Don't be a flaky fool, be a Dapper Dan man

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"The funny thing is... in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman... I was a chick in the forties... I hate EVERYONE EQUALLY... and there's NO-ONE ALIVE who could comprehend MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE... so, in other words, Miss Van Winkle... ch-ch-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!"
- Alucard, "Hellsing Ultimate Abridged", episode 4

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We may be stardust, but we are also microbe excrement.
- Andrew Miles

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Alexander Guryev says that researchers have no whole centaur skeletons but lots of upper and lower parts of centaurs skeletons.

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>>7294236
He kind of lost me with that comic he's doing about the multidicked magic creatures, and some of his stuff is obviously more niche fetishy, but most of the one-shot stuff he puts out is basically perfect for what I enjoy.

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One of the things you have to deal with in this business is being
whipped on by brainless freaks and special-interest pleaders. It
never ends. On some nights they gnaw on your doorknob, and on others
they plot rotten lawsuits and fondle themselves like chimpanzees in
rooms lit by 25-watt bulbs.
- Hunter S Thompson, "Revenge of the Fish Heads"

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>>7294243
yeah, he's cool. i did find a stray pic of his in my futa directory and i was going to post it, but it featured dogcock and i only just got over a ban for posting furry content in here.

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Q: What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

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>>7294249
FRAAACTALS!!!

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On this day in history, March 7th, Alexander Graham Bell is granted a patent for an invention called "the telephone"

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Unpleasant thoughts to ponder #32:

"Between 1856 and 1919 the U.S. Patent Office granted patents for forty-nine antimasturbation devices. Thirty-five were for horses and fourteen for humans."

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"Is there anyone in this room who has never said to himself, 'My God, I acted like an absolute shit.' If so, let him stand forth, and we will acclaim a latter day saint. Don't anyone look at me."

-- William S. Burroughs

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Last night, after bringing can of gas to a buddy on empty on the side of the road, and smoking him out, we were on my porch smoking cigarettes and shootin' the shit. My three-year-old opened the door and said hello. She proceeded to look up at the clear night sky, looked me dead in the face, and screamed "WHAT ARE WE!?"

I didn't have an answer. Not even a funny and/or stupid one. I just didn't feel like bullshitting my own kid.

- Rev. Abijah de Sade

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Drinky Crow: "I don't deserve to feel better because I'm full of sin."
Gabby: "How can you still believe in sin if you don't believe in God?"
Drinky Crow: "I hold on to the stuff that appeals to me."

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I would not dream of judging or punishing you, except to say that you were born from the behind of the devil, are full of devils, lies, blasphemy, and idolatry; are the instigator of these things, God's enemy, Antichrist, desolater of Christendom, and steward of Sodom.

- Luther, From Against the Roman Papacy, an Institution of the Devil, pg. 363 of Luther's Works, Vol. 41

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"Ane callit Guthrie loosit done his ballops' poynt and pischit in his mouth that all the pepill might sie."
- Pitscottie, 1546 on the death of Cardinal Beaton

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...

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Mafic minerals in Proterozoic anorthosites have a wide range of composition, but are not generally highly magnesian.
- wikipedia

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Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

(In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.)

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"Qbpeb? I pqn't give a cbad arqut qbpeb. I'm going to jive, jqve, anp pie in cqmdjete anp utteb chaqz!"
- Alcide Nikopol, Equator City 2034

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“Our Earth is degenerate in these later days; there are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; every man wants to write a book and the end of the world is evidently approaching.”
- Assyrian clay tablet, 2800 BC

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"I feel that Gaugin is evil. He has nudity and is bad for the children. He has two women in the painting and it's very homosexual. I was trying to remove it. I think it should be burned. I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you."
- Susan Burns

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"If I don't have an erection when I'm doing a drawing, I know it's no good."
- Tom of Finland

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Alright, I'm collapsing now. Good job lads.

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>>7294301
but we haven't hit the image limit yet -

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>>7294303
fuck you. fine.

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"One wants to be loved; failing this, to be admired; failing this, to be feared; failing even this, to be hated and despised. One wants to arouse some sort of feeling in people. The soul shrinks from the void and wants contact at any price."
- Hjalmar Soderberg

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"When thread number 7292330 is in ashes, then you have my permission to die"

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"You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you." — Robert Anton Wilson

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When I was a boy in Chicago I attended the Sunday School of a neighborhood Presbyterian church. I recall our Wednesday-night meetings with the simplest nostalgia. We would meet in the basement. There would be a short prayer and a shorter benediction. And we would turn out all the lights and in total darkness hit each other with chairs. - Burroughs

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Culture is everything we do that we don't really need to.
- Brian Eno

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Desert Rose
Why do you live alone
If you are sad
I'll make you leave this life
Are you white, blue or bloody red
All I can see is drowning in cold grey sand

The winds of time
You knock me to the ground
I'm dying of thirst
I wanna run away
I don't know how to set me free to live
My mind cries out feeling pain

I've been roaming to find myself
How long have I been feeling endless hurt
Falling down, rain flows into my heart
In the pain I'm waiting for you
Can't go back
No place to go back to
Life is lost, Flowers fall
If it's all dreams
Now wake me up
If it's all real
Just kill me

I'm making the wall inside my heart
I don't wanna let my emotions get out
It scares me to look at the world
Don't want to find myself lost in your eyes
I tried to drown my past in grey
I never wanna feel more pain
Ran away from you without saying any words
What I don't wanna lose is love

Through my eyes
Time goes by like tears
My emotion's losing the color of life
Kill my heart
Release all my pain
I'm shouting out loud
Insanity takes hold over me

Turning away from the wall
Nothing I can see
The scream deep inside
reflecting another person in my heart
He calls me from within
"All existence you see before you
must be wiped out :
Dream, Reality, Memories,
and Yourself"

I begin to lose control of myself
My lust is so blind, destroys my mind
Nobody can stop my turning to madness
No matter how you try to hold me in your heart
Why do you wanna raise these walls
I don't know the meaning of hatred
My brain gets blown away hearing words of lies
I only want to hold your love

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I like to read my horoscope in the evening to find out what I should have done.
- nenslo

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Stab the dolls filled with hate
Wash yourself with their blood
Drive into the raging current of time
Swing your murderous weapon into the belly
"the earth"
Shout and start creating confusion
Shed your blood for pleasure
And what? for love?
What am I supposed to do?

I believe in the madness called "Now"
Past and future prison my heart
Time is blind
But I wanna trace my love
on the wall of time, over pain in my heart

Art of life
Insane blade stabbing dreams
Try to break all truth now
But I can't heal this broken heart in pain
Cannot start to live, Cannot end my life
Keep on crying

Close my eyes
Time breathes I can hear
All love and sadness melt in my heart
Dry my tears
Wipe my bloody face
I wanna feel me living my life outside my walls

You can't draw a picture of yesterday, so
You're painting your heart with your blood
You can't say "No"
Only turning the wheel of time
with a rope around your neck
You build a wall of morality and take a breath
from between the bricks
You make up imaginary enemies and are chased by them
You're trying to commit suicide
You're satisfied with your prologue
Now you're painting your first chapter black
You are putting the scraps of life together
and trying to make an asylum for yourself
You're hitting a bell at the edge of the stage and
You are trying to kill me

I believe in the madness called "Now"
Time goes flowing, breaking my heart
Wanna live
Can't let my heart kill myself
Still I haven't found what I'm looking for

Art of life
I try to stop myself
But my heart goes to destroy the truth
Tell me why
I want the meaning of my life
Do I try to live, Do I try to love
in my dream

I'm breaking the wall inside my heart
I just wanna let my emotions get out
Nobody can stop
I'm running to freedom
No matter how you try to hold me in your world
Like a doll carried by the flow of time
I sacrificed the present moment for the future
I was in chains of memory half-blinded
Losing my heart, walking in the sea of dreams

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Close my eyes
Rose breathes I can hear
All love and sadness melt in my heart
Dry my tears
Wipe my bloody face
I wanna feel me living my life
outside my mind

Dreams can make me mad
I can't leave my dream
I can't stop myself
Don't know what I am
What lies are truth?
What truths are lies?

I believe in the madness called "Now"
Time goes flowing, breaking my heart
Wanna to live
Can't let my heart kill myself
Still I haven't found what I'm looking for

Art of life
I try to stop myself
But my heart goes to destroy the truth
Tell me why
I want the meaning of my life
Do I try to live, Do I try to love

Art of life
An Eternal Bleeding heart
You never wanna breathe your last
Wanna live
Can't let my heart kill myself
Still I'm feeling for
A Rose is breathing love
in my life

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"Give me a pop-song, mate. Give me a fucking pop-song. Not only is it more fun, it's pretty fuckin' hard to write as well. You can bung in as many out-of-tune oboes as you want, but putting chords together so they sound pleasant isn't as simple as it might appear. It mightn't be the Sistine Chapel, but what is? Ollie fucking Olsen with his stupid feedback and cough mixture? The Jesus and Mary Chain, with their stupid feedback, and their stupid stage show with 800 powerful stupid lights and enough stupid dry ice to enhance their stupid stupidity up its own bullshit crappy teenage pretentious one dimensional dick witted puissant artistic enigma?

So ... what have you listened to for a good time that isn't, after all, a 'traditional' song? Still playing the Mike Oldfield records, huh? Still whipping Yessongs on for a good time? Wanna count on one hand how many people have fun at a Sonic Youth gig? I'm not supporting The Choirboys, old man, I'm just saying that the day some jumped-up over-paid self-important post-modernist cocksucker puts his foot upon his Fairlight computer in the middle of his 47 minute opus "The Silent Forgiveness Of The Pig-God" and belts out the chords to "Johnny B. Goode" is the day I'll join you at the footlights of post-modernism.

Besides which, pop songs sell more."
- TISM

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"You know what all your enemies have in common? You!"
- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

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My grandfather's house has a little window for the milkman to put the milk into.

I think that's pretty cool

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So there I was, doing about 80 up the sidewalk, watching the
pedestrians flung off my front bumper like bowling pins, when the
thought occurred to me.

"Joe"; I thought, "this is NO WAY to make friends".
- Joe Cosby, alt.slack

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"There's no such thing as a bad gene; there's only a bad gene-environment interaction."
- Joel Sapolsky

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"...a boy actually resembles a woman anatomically speaking and a woman is, so to speak, an infertile male. She is female because of a kind of inadequacy being unable to concoct semen from nourishment ... owing to the coldness of her nature." - Aristotle

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Ingredients

1/4
cup butter or margarine

2/3
cup packed brown sugar

9
slices pineapple in juice (from 14-oz can), drained

9
maraschino cherries without stems, if desired

1 1/3
cups Gold Medal™ all-purpose flour

1
cup granulated sugar

1/3
cup shortening

1 1/2
teaspoons baking powder

1/2
teaspoon salt

3/4
cup milk

1
egg

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"Drinky Crow, let me clear something up for you: if it's horrible, it exists. If it's beautiful, YOU'RE IMAGINING IT." - Gabby the Sock Monkey

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(Pinapple Upside Down Cake)

1 Heat oven to 350°F. In 9-inch square pan, melt butter in oven. Sprinkle brown sugar evenly over melted butter. Arrange pineapple slices over brown sugar. Place cherry in center of each pineapple slice.
2 In medium bowl, beat remaining ingredients with electric mixer on low speed 30 seconds, scraping bowl constantly. Beat on high speed 3 minutes, scraping bowl occasionally. Pour batter over pineapple and cherries.
3 Bake 50 to 55 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Immediately place heatproof serving plate upside down over pan; turn plate and pan over. Leave pan over cake a few minutes so brown sugar mixture can drizzle over cake; remove pan. Serve warm. Store cake loosely covered.

>>7294346
that has to be the worst recipe for fake semen that i have ever seen.

Recipe For Fake Cum by Hamilton G.

1 cup water
2 tablespoons cornstarch
1 raw egg white
1 tablespoon plain yogurt
pinch of salt

Dissolve cornstarch in 1/4 cup of water and set aside. Bring the remaining water and a pinch of salt to a simmer in a small saucepan, then stir the cornstarch to redissolve it and stir it in. Simmer and stir the mixture for about two minutes, it will be very thick. Cool the mixture thoroughly. If you don't let it cool the egg will get cooked. If you are impatient, set the pan in a bowl of ice and stir to speed the cooling. When cool, stir in the egg white and yogurt. Mix thoroughly with a wire whisk until smooth. If you want a little more flavor you can add 1/4 teaspoon of vanilla extract and some Equal or Splenda for sweetness when you add the egg.


also, hory shet, image limit reached. thanks, everyone. it's been emotional.

I hope this thread sticks around a little while before falling. Lots of good shit. Might dump a part 2 in a few days.

g'night you crazy bastards

>>7294350
>fake semen
it's a delicious cake

>>7294167
>>7294208
>>7294300
>>7294323
>>7294347
>>7294346
>>7294349
Nice.

Bump so that others may enjoy it. Who is this fucking savant? I didn't come here to think but some of this stuff was pretty inspiring.

bump, will drop some in a bit

>>7294072
Is it gay that I can suck myself off?

What the hell happened here?

>>7294000
Trips

>>7294049
Do tell.

>>7294134
I want to see a Filipino porn star called filibuster.

Space is, in fact, not "up". Well, it is, but if you don't go sideways very very very fast, you'll end up going down again. That is, unless you have enough "up" to reach escape velocity...

>>7294084
Sauce?

>>7294339
>Joel Sapolsky
Uhhhh...

Joel Spolsky? Like Joelonsoftware Joel?

>>7295689
not if you dress like a girl while doing it

>>7299801
god damn it, meant Robert Sapolsky.

>>7294199

I choose to believe that he was similarly sporting a three-foot erection.

>>7294211
>>7294215
Clever bastard, I DO enjoy nurturing tender romance. It's as fulfilling as a breakfast of scrambled eggs and well done ham-steak.

>>7295689
It's double gay; you're sucking a man's dick and having your dick sucked by a man

>>7295689
>>7308297
It's only gay if balls are touching

God bless you for your insanity and single-mindedness, Dump Ayynon.

>>7308317
Your balls still touch each other.
>QED

>>7295689
No. As Collegehumor put it (pls no kill), print out a "Numba one playa" sticker, and put it on yourself, if you actually managed to do it.

>>7294006
You're a hero though.

>>7294257
You can't turn your back on a stallion for one second without them beating their meat. It's a real problem.

>>7294211
This pic is sexist. It has 3 men's penis' pixelated but hers is "crystal clear". I demand that the unjust pixelation of a mans genitalia be put to an abrupt end and I also demand $30k in reparations

>>7293978
I wanna see more of this character but I can never find anything.

I've seen her in a few other threads but thats about it

>>7311016
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=3763583

>>7294084
Sauce me up

good job on thread. i had a good fap

>>7294328
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>>7294324
>>7294323
>>7294312
>>7294309
>>7294301
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>>7294087
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>>7294056
>>7294052
>>7294042
>>7294041
>>7294023
>>7294024
>>7293990

Every single one of these is inappropriately sized, stay on topic.