Old Thread - >>7249825
Thread for farts and burps, enjoy!
>No furry (monster girls are A-OK though), vomit or poop (that includes toilet stuff).
>Be kind.
>Try not to post art that isn't of decent quality.
>Happy fapping!
>>7282707
>>Try not to post art that isn't of decent quality.
It's fucking fart hentai, by definition you cant get lower quality than THAT.
>>7282745
I mean try not to post art that isn't drawn well, have a quick look on DeviantArt or the downvoted posts on nyoubooru to see what I mean.
>>7282707
>farting, no poop or vomit
>monster, no furry
fuck off with your autistically specific fetishes, this is /d/ not burger king
>>7282763
Hush.
It's a thread for gas, not a thread for scat or vomit.
Furries can stay at /trash/.
>>7282795
That thread was made when another fart thread was still alive and kicking.
>>7282839
Granted, he fucked it up and made a thread while the other was still alive, but since the last one died, why not wait until the current one die as well?
>>7282863
I don't know.
I love this picture.
>>7283166
Requesting more skunks.
>>7283235
I only have stuff that's been reposted a million times.
>>7282745
WTF, I hate farts now.
Burps are hot.
>>7283931
why isn't there art with both?
>>7283590
Moar?
>>7283939
There is. Just there's way less burp art. ;_;
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
>>7284608
I'll post some of my favorite burp arts, mind you they are from Lazei
Also, I think I'll post updates and so in this thread, the other one is a pain to read due to shitposting and stuff.
>>7285000
Nice I got trips.
To be honest, I wasn't really into belching and stuff until I wrote a story a cool anon requested featuring some characters from Elsword burping and stuff.
Since then its made my dick diamonds.
>that beer gut
you know she's gonna be having some burps and stuff later tonight
I like that you can see her thong straps
>>7285000
Don't worry, I'm not a Lazei hater.
>>7285015
I can get the reasons why people don't like his art, but I still like it.
Since 13o is busy with making the game, I think I'll commission Lazei to draw the Asian Girl and the Latina Girl from my stories when I have the cash.
>>7285017
Same here, and sounds good.
>>7285019
Here's another hidden fact about me.
I only chose the moniker "Verb" cause of that "Noun" guy.
Anyway, I should get to work on the story now...
>>7285023
Never knew Noun, was he someone who came to these fart threads often?
>>7285028
He posts audio that he splices together, pretty well done sometimes.
>>7285034
Ah, I see.
The farting girl has a really cute face here.
>>7285080
She does kind of have a cute face, though the focus for me is her panties.
They look so cute and must feel good.
>>7285034
A favorite of mine from the same artist.
>>7285535
I like how the artist drew pantylines
I fucking love pantylines
Verb reporting in really quick
Would you guys prefer bootyshorts or some tight-fitting jeans for the Asian girl to wear while in the Latina's body.
Also, what do you guys think of the name Lola?
>>7286762
Booty shorts. More slutty/bimbo like. Lola is okay, but I want a more hispanic name
>>7286762
Booty shorts.
>>7286762
jeans
>>7286762
Booty shorts!
>>7285017
don't waste money on lazei. i'd say wait it out for 13o. hell, maybe even comission from freefallen (or whatever he goes by now). lazei's art sucks so much it will ruin my perception of your story lmaooo
>>7287229
13o doesn't like drawing burps tho.
>>7286989
Any suggestions for a name?
Bootyshorts is the winner!
>>7287229
How would it ruin your perception of my story? It wouldn't even be a key part, just a supplement or something that can easily be ignored.
>Lazei sucks
I happen to like the dude and wouldn't mind him drawing the girls.
Like I said, if it'll bother you that much, just ignore it. Have you seen what's happened in the other fart thread?
>>7282707
Me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AUaclnXKw8
I found this to be too funny to pass up
>>7287600
There's two fart threads.
>>7287898
No shit sherlock.
>>7288220
What's the left thread have to do with anything?
>>7286989
Yolanda?
Florencia? (Flatuencia)
Francesca (Fanny Franny)
>>7285023
Does that make me adjective?
>>7289323
Anyone know the source for this?
>>7289985
That makes you whatever you wish to be!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG2HwH1JkAI
Coming in with a quick update, story's making good progress. Still need a name however since Lola isn't cutting it.
Would any of you be interested in a snippet?
>>7290916
what is the story about?
>>7290938
Basically its a bodyswap story with a healthy dose of brap injected into it.
A nerdy Asian Girl (with a fart fetish) switches bodies with a slutty/ghetto Latina girl.
Asian Girl Ver.
>Eats curry and stuff for dinner, takes a pill to increase her farts, sleeps
>Wakes up in Latina girl's body
>Decides that this is just one big dream she's having and decides to eat a whole bunch, downing a protein shake before going to school
>Since this is all a dream, she farts as much as she pleases, subjecting her classmates to the horrible stench of her gas
>Eats a whole bunch of Mexican food, spends the rest of her day farting it up
>During dinner she eats and eats lots of food, farts and masturbates (maybe, I dunno about that, not to confident about writing that desu)
>After she falls asleep, she switches back to her body
END (unless I can think of something else)
The Latina Girl's part will be posted after this one (too much text)
>>7290951
>Latina Girl ver.
>After a sweaty and exhausting workout she chugs down a quick protein shake, accidentally dutch ovens herself, commenting on her bad gas (to herself)
>Wakes up in Asian girl's body, feels the urge to shit due to the curry/pill
>Does so (only in scat version, in other version she'll hold it and continue)
>Decides that this is just one big nightmare, she's trying her best to hold in her farts
>She's bloated too, feels gross due to how gassy she is
>P.E. rolls around, she's doing exercises and cannot hold it in
>begins to slip out in small spurts until it builds up into loud explosive gas
>Curry has its revenge, the explosive farts are incredibly stinky and offensive
>She can't fight back against it though, its all against her will
>Finally her day ends, she goes to sleep praying that its all over
>wakes up in her body
>her stomach is absolutely engorged and stuffed due to the Asian girl's destructive eating (food pregnant as they say)
>belches and farts a whole bunch, has to use the bathroom
>ends with her filling the small room up, making it a sort-of gas chamber
>(special scat edition ends with her clogging up the toilet with fat stinky logs)
More Ideas to Consider:
>Is there a way we can have the Latina girl accidentally swallow a whole lot of the Asian girl's pills while in her body? Asian girl wakes up bloated as fuck, the pressure of her swollen stomach and intestines making movement an impossibility until she releases her pent-up gasses and every time she does she just begins filling back up again and again, trapped in a non-stop reverie of flatulence.
>Will there be burping in this story? I mean, I know the farting is the focus, but I'd love the Asian girl to just be chugging sodas to wash down all that mexican food.
>>7290916
Played me like a goddamn fiddle
>>7290916
>Stomach growling
I like where this is going
I'm glad you're enough of a tummyfag to have saved that as well
>>7290480
Nightmare-Doom/Black Sun
http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=6542120
>>7290969
Yeah, I'm a big fan of tummy growling and stuff. Of course its in the story/more will be in the story! (Tummies in general)
Ketshiri’s mind raced, she was being taken to school but she had no idea about what to do! The car she rode in sputtered and kicked, with each bounce she felt something sinister rear its head within her stomach; her breakfast was already churning away. The sounds of her innards gurgling and groaning would be noticeable, if it wasn’t for the car’s radio crooning with ranchera music.
A taletelling feeling gripped the Asian(Latina) girl, the all too familiar feeling of gas shuttling through her insides. She found herself growing excited, all of the food she ate minutes ago and the shakes she washed it down with; it was coming! She wriggled in anticipation, slowly urging the bubble through her body so she could dwell on the nearly orgasmic feeling of her bowels doing their job. When it finally reached her supple ass, Ketshiri moaned and crossed her legs. The car jerked violently when it hit a sudden pothole in the middle of the road, caught totally unprepared, Ketshiri flushed as she felt her stomach depressurize; her circle flexed as she farted.
The seat of her shorts warmed up, the breakfast she had earlier was having its revenge... A foul and offensive smell began to fill the compact car; Ketshiri took a deep breath of her own stink.
Here's that preview/snippet, lemme know what you guys think!
>>7290991
as the og requester, loved it. the last snippet is still in, right?
Also, instead of putting "asian (latina)" girl you should put latina body. It'll be less annoying
>>7290998
Oh that part I had written to test the waters?
Ill see if I can fit it in somewhere.
And thanks, I was feeling iffy about writing the Latina (Asian) thing
Will clear that up asap
:)
>>7291062
ah okay, yeah that test part was hot as fuck lol
>>7290956
>Wakes up in Asian girl's body, feels the urge to shit due to the curry/pill
omg, make her comment how gross it smells, how different it looks from her, how disgusted she is here
>>7291397
10/4 buddy
I'm at work right now but Ill be sure tp write that as a note somewhere
http://aerodynamics10.blog.fc2blog.us/blog-entry-18.html
just beat this demo, anyone know what the "secret objective" is?
>>7291156
>Can your girlfriend fart like this?
What if she can?
skunk girl best fetish
>>7291905
Yes, go to the upper town area, where the mayor is. There's a secret path around there (there's a grave with a cross in it)
>>7292172
Can she?
>>7293205
Of course not. Girls are nice and all, but nobody can compete with cute boys.
>>7293335
>cute boy
Nice oxymoron, jotting it down in my notebook.
>>7293344
>current year
>analogue notebook
ishygddt
>>7293335
>>7293344
Can we not drag the shit from the other thread into this one?
If you really do like guy farts that much then make a thread for it instead of shitting up this one.
Not trying to be a hardass or anything but the other thread has so much shit-flinging from both sides.
Please just make another thread centered on guy farts.
>>7293413
this
its not an arguement of superiority at this point. any mention of male farts legitimately kills my boner.
i thought we had an agreement with the other thread
>>7294619
If it bothers you, then contribute with female fart material. Technically, this is a general fart thread, not a fart thread for one single gender.
>>7294869
i agree. i didn't make this thread, but i will try to start the next thread and be more specific with it.
I remember months ago, I saw something on furaffinity that I never knew I wanted.
Long story short, there was this character someone made (I wish I could remember their username) who could store gas in her boobs and butt..
And, while they didn't combine it with expansion and it was just used to explain how the character is so gassy, it got me imagining bizarre scenarios like you noticed your gf's boobs got bigger which means you're gonna have some fun a little later.
>>7291156
Jfc these threads gonna turn me gay
>>7294986
Woah. Sounds great. Link please.
>>7295726
Really wish I had it.
>>7296101
Chubby Miku face farting.
My cum hit the ceiling
Since I know normalfags frequent these threads, how do couples handle flatulence? Do they generally do it around each other as if they were alone?
>>7296182
>normalfags
>/d/
pick one
>>7296185
>implying it's still 2003
We're in the minority everywhere. Even here.
>>7296182
Early on in the relationship, couples tend to hold it in while they're still trying to impress each other. After a while, they tend to become more casual about it unless one of them is either really uptight about it or are just extraordinarily shy about it.
Though nine times out of ten, if you've dated a girl for a little while, odds are she'll wind up farting around you sooner or later. That's one of the advantages of this fetish: it's something she'll usually do around you eventually whether you ask her or not.
>>7296118
Dude, I love chubby gassy girls.
And another one.
Verb here
Sorry I've been absent, work graced me with 9 straight days of labor leaving me with little time to write.
Tomorrow I'm off so Ill see how much of the story I can write up!
Any questions/comments/concerns?
More robot farts please.
>>7298018
In Yo-Kai Watch, robot farts are the worst farts.
>>7298539
Wh-what do you mean anon? Is that girl a robot from Yo-Kai Watch... who farts? Episode link please!
Loving Lost Treasures so far (haven't won against my favourite girl yet but losing is fun too against her), wondering if we fight any other gassy girls later on?
>>7300329
yeah you fight [spoiler]your teammate's best friend/roommate as a final boss, and that's the end of the demo other than the secret objective, mentioned earlier in the thread.[/spoiler]
>>7300350
Nice formatting, ya dingus
>>7300350
Thank you! Know any other games like this? Preferably not demos though, and if it has cute/hot CGs like this, that'd make it so much better.
>>7293413
THe fact you bought attention to such a small statement only drew in more people. Only 2 people talked about and you already jumped down their throats.
because of your statement, I felt the need to bring attention to it and tell you how you fucked up and have also dragged me along into this hell hole.
>>7300804
Just ignore them.
Verb do you happen to write guro???
>>7301555
I ask because I was reading this very hot but very dark fart story on gurochan that reminded me of your writing
https://www.gurochan.ch/lit/res/9225.html
>>7300324
No, this girl is unrelated to Yo-Kai Watch.
I was just mentioning that in Yo-Kai Watch, the Cheeksqueek can make anyone fart, even if they are a robot. I saw it in some preview somewhere.
Look whos back!!
>>7301555
Nice trips, that was a good read. Can't masturbate though since I'm en route to work.
I've never written guro before, well actually.
Just some violent endings for an anon who was making a giantess game. Dunno what came of it though but I can look in the archives for it when I get home!
>>7301635
Should've stayed gone.
>>7301635
Fuck off with that shit. might as well be Go Animate
rukoruko best skunk
>>7302135
Sauce, chap?
>>7302135
>>7301568
I like the first half of this story a lot, not big into guro personally but still fapped
>>7300329
http://onaro.deviantart.com/art/Leader-for-a-Day-668495042
>>7302157
magical girl riru
>>7291156
Nice
>>7302513
>that tiny corner of the ifunny watermark
Don't try to hide it
Here's another snippet, since the name "Lola" didn't click so well, I figured I'd give "Daniela" a shot, what do you guys think?
(and apologies for the dialogue, couldn't help it.
The cafeteria was brimming with people, a delicious smell wafted through the air and pulled Ketshiri straight to the source: a glass box that housed tacos. She felt her mouth water, her school always had bland meals, this was a welcome change! Without thinking twice about it, she opened the box and helped herself to as many tacos as her tray could hold before carrying it over to the next table and topping it with plenty of cheese, beans and rice.
By the time she was done her whole tray was a pile of melted cheese and beans, her friends stared in awe at her mound of food. One of them, Jazmin, if Ketshiri remembered right, worked the courage to question her choices.
“Damn gurl, you gonna eat all that shit?!” Her tone was incredulous, everyone else at the table chipped in, unsure of how “Daniela” would respond, Ketshiri recalled the snippets of “reality” television shows she had watched, trying to come up with something someone would say.
“D-duh bitch, you know ya gurl’s gotta eat!”
The table erupted in laughter, her answer was perfect! After small talk and gossip, Ketshiri dug into her lunch, her friends watched as she scarfed them down, the sounds of her chewing and swallowing filled the lull in their conversations, after two tacos she cracked open a soda and gulped half the can in one go. Her ravenous eating paused for a second, her face tightened in concentration before she felt a bubble of gas roll up her throat. Before she could stop it, she felt the all-too familiar burn of carbon run up her gullet, she belched loud and long, her eyes teared up from the sting of the soda’s fizz.
>>7307365
i don't like it because it doesn't have skunk girls
>>7307370
"You're lying!" The skunk girl accused you, disbelief tinged her voice and she glared you in a mixture of shame and embarrassment. Much to her chagrin though you merely nodded, you were very much into skunk girls.
"I-I'll teach you to lie!" She pushed you to the ground and raised her skirt before planting her tush right on your face, her button clamping right over your nose. "This is what you're in for if you fall in love with a skunk girl!" With that she raised her tail into the air and let out a small "hnng" of concentration, a smothering blast of fetid air was forced through your nose, you choked down the air and fought to stay conscious. Feeling your struggles, she wriggled and grinded her butt against your face, the smell of her gas was excruciating; you were sure that the smell and taste was burned into your conscious. Still, you tried to stay alert, you braced yourself for whatever was next. All of your efforts were rendered null when another spray of gas exploded from the girl's rear, your head spun as the world darkened around you; miffed and unimpressed the skunk girl let out a small "hmph" of contempt.
>>7307444
i cummed buckets, that was way hotter than your other post
>>7307476
Thanks, maybe I oughta write a skunk girl story someday...
>>7307444
Dont make the official story skunk girls please...
>>7307365
all that for a burp? LAMMEEEEE
we need some nasty smelling farts verb
>>7307533
please do
>>7295655
>turn
got some bad news for you
>>7309000
>fart clouds to thick
>ugly as sin faces
>weird matte shading
After all these years and lazei's art still is the worst. It's sad because there's so many hot scenarios.
>>7309169
the lines are what bothers me most
No scat thread
>>7307365
When will it be finished?
>>7309169
He's not perfect by any means, but that image is more than half a year old at this point and he has clearly improved since then.
I just like his art style, I guess.
>>7309765
he needs to work on faces
>>7309746
Wrong thread?
>>7309764
Hiya!
At this point, I'm hoping soon. Working on it when I can (which is hard, since I'm either at work or sleeping from being at work too much. (Karōshi anyone?)
Just fooling about that work death part, but I have tomorrow off so I'll see what I can do!
>>7309988
post another snippet- one that includes farts.
>>7309169
Fart clouds too thick? Are you insane, man?
>>7308002
>>7310043
Okay okay, since you guys are really patient and I keep you waiting for so long.
Ketshiri’s mind raced, she was being taken to school but she had no idea about what to do! The car she rode in sputtered and kicked, with each bounce she felt something sinister rear its head within her stomach; her breakfast was already churning away. The sounds of her innards gurgling and groaning would be noticeable, if it wasn’t for the car’s radio crooning with ranchera music. A taletelling feeling gripped the Asian(Latina) girl, the all too familiar feeling of gas shuttling through her insides. She found herself growing excited, all of the food she ate minutes ago and the shakes she washed it down with; it was coming! She wriggled in anticipation, slowly urging the bubble through her body so she could dwell on the nearly orgasmic feeling of her bowels doing their job. When it finally reached her supple ass, Ketshiri moaned and crossed her legs. The car jerked violently when it hit a sudden pothole in the middle of the road, caught totally unprepared, Ketshiri flushed as she felt her stomach depressurize; her circle flexed as she farted.
The seat of her shorts warmed up, the breakfast she had earlier was having its revenge! A foul and offensive smell began to fill the compact car; Ketshiri took a deep breath of her own stink. Her ass, now plump and full, jiggled as the stench left her innards, The stench was excellent, she could practically taste the sulfur on her tongue! The old lady (Ketshiri assumed was some sort of care-taker or grandma) silently rolled down a window as she acknowledged the disgusting smell, meanwhile, Ketshiri had to use the last of her willpower to avoid petting herself. After a few more minutes of driving, they arrived at Ketshiri’s new school…
>>7310050
good, i would say instead of making it an old lady driving - make it a hot older sister. just dont wanna think of wrinkly old ladies while reading haha
>>7310050
skunk girl story when
>>7310191
Can't wait!
>>7309765
I feel like there's only 1 guy complaining about Lazei on all these threads.
With that being said, the only thing I don't like about his art is that the farts most of the time, look like explosions more than an airy gas
Does anyone have a fic/irl story where somebody who is grossed out by farts begins to like em at the end or just farts and is hugely embarrassed?
>>7310619
>the farts most of the time, look like explosions more than an airy gas
Same reason as me. He could take some lessons from fakerface45 in that department.
>>7311188
>multiple assholes farting simultaneously
where has this been all my life
tfw you'll never be farted on by giant ruko
anyone know the source of this?
rip verb
Is anyone here into enema farts? Specifically whipped cream and milk enema farts, those give me a boner just thinking about them sometimes
>>7313366
I think enemas starts to enter into the scat department, so not really.
can someone explain to me why fart porn is always the lowest quality out of all of the other rare fetishes? it's like the only people who are into onara are literally incapable of drawing outside of editing pics with MS Paint spray tool or lacking any and all concept of anatomy.
A femanon in the previous thread farted on her boyfriend and he liked it. I hope that femanon has more stories to share. Also it would be interesting to know if she took advice from other /d/eviants from that thread.
Not the OP, but linking this from the dying thread:
>>7297369
>>7313441
There is some good quality stuff, only some though.
>>7314709
No.
>>7312866
photoshop
Verb here
Still at work, won't be home til tonight...
Will be honest, I've hit a sort of writer's block with the story. I definitely wanna finish it but I don't wanna force it so... To get my creative juices flowing why don't you wonderful folk suggest a small idea and Ill write out a paragraph or two.
Sound good?
>>7316058
How about a school bully that loves forcing people to smell her disgusting farts?
Hi guys,
Fledgling writer here. I've written one other (semi-popular) piece, but I'd like to write something else.
Here's the current story I'm working with:
Setting: Tribal paradise (think Moana).
Plot: Beautiful bully and her fat victim both turn 18, and as women in the village, are each selected for a different role/responsibility.
The fat girl is made into some sort of high-priestess/avatar of some sort and treated like royalty.
Skinny bully is given the job of being her fart-smeller. She's aided in this task by an older (mid-30s) girl, who was the fart-smeller for the previous avatar that just died.
Anyway, the bully basically hates the farts, but grows to love them, and there's a lot of lesbian fucking eventually culminating in a fart-fuck-fest with the three girls.
Thoughts?
>>7316444
change the fat girl to thin girl, fat people are gross
>>7316452
I could make her thin. Would want to give her something though...maybe really short and thicc?
>>7316444
I love stories with big girls farting! Go for it!
>>7316600
ignore this guy
>>7316452
second this.
>>7316610
Why ignore me? I'm in support of the other guy's initial idea. Besides, with big girls, there's more to love!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_7OhFjhB8k
>>7316736
Was looking forward to Metokur finally reaching my fetishes what a happy day.
>>7316462
Chubby, not fat. Obese is ugly, but some pudge is super hot.
>>7316444
make them cute skunk girls
>>7316741
Thank god he only stuck to the autistic people.
>>7316736
>WHITE MALE FART PORN
I lost my shit
I'm trying to work on this stuffing, farting, burping story, but the person doesn't want the main character to really let loose until the end.
How's this sound for a climactic fart? Understand that she's being stuffed with all sorts of food for reasons and she's been trying to hold it all in.
http://pastebin.com/QyDnBBuH
>>7317366
Fucking hot. Though I'd make it longer, depending on how long she's been holding it in for. But that's just me; I'm a fan of hyper stuff.
>>7317366
Yes, perfect. Post the whole thing you brilliant man
>>7316168
>>7316385
Has someone cursed me?
I really can't muster up anything to write, this is so embarrassing. I feel like what I have is dumb and not really worthy of fapping to...
>>7317515
>>7317553
Thanks guys, it's still not done but I'll post it when I finish it.
>>7318130
source?
>>7318154
Lazei
>>7318107
It worked...
>>7318107
Don't worry about it, looking forward to your actual story when you finish it.
>>7317210
>Inb4 that's the male fart superiority guy.
>>7317092
*the especially autistic people
FTFY.
>>7319074
Are you implying we're all autistic, anon?
>>7319073
fuck, this makes too much sense
Does anyone have any mom / milf farting expreriences? What did it smell like?
>>7316444
PLS
>>7316741
If being a shitlord for shekels on patreon ever stops paying out, he should narrate fart stories full time.
His sounds effects are on fucking point.
can we get more farting gifs?
>>7310619
I hate Lazei's shit too
>>7319738
Same here. I'm glad he indirectly got a shoutout in the DA video for being autistic. Really gets the neurons firing.
>>7319809
Video?
>>7316736
I ain't even mad xD I actually chuckled at this.
why are these threads so dead now?
>>7296182
Even when my girlfriend and I were just friends we still farted around each other. She's pretty unashamed of her gas and is even proud of it, she enjoys indulging my fetish as well.
I can share some stories if anyone is interested.
>>7321829
go for it
I'm down for some stories.
>>7321847
Alright. This one happened a few months ago
>long day, we both decide to take a hot bath together
>i'm in front of her, my head resting on her crotch
>without warning she blasts a 3 second long fart that i can feel on the back of my neck
>diamonds.jpg
>dont remember what she ate that day but it made her gassy, she continued to rip them on me for the remainder of the bath
>>7321854
Another
>we're riding in the car with her mother, about an hour long trip
>we both decided to sit in the backseat
>after maybe 15 minutes of driving i hear a slight hissing sound next to me, and i'm immediately hit with a rich beefy smell
>glance over and see her smiling mischievously
>trying to repress my boner in her moms car
She continued to let out SBDs and the occasional audible fart, much to her moms dismay. I loved it though
>>7321854
>>7321864
This one actually happened just yesterday
>shes currently out of state with her sister
>she calls me on the phone
>as we're talking i can hear her peeing, shes on the toilet
>she cuts me off mid sentence and says "wait a minute"
>proceeds to rip a deep, bassy sounding 7 second long fart into the toilet bowl
>she giggles and says "just for you"
thats all i can think of for right now. hope you guys enjoy
>>7321854
Hot as hell.
Girlfriend farted next to me on the couch and even though I'm a total pervert for this fetish and she's farted right in my mouth on more than one occasion this was fucking awful. I thought she couldn't produce a smell so bad that the fetish part of my brain would throw up it's hands and say I'm out. It burned my throat on contact, I thought it was the dog at first, it was so thick and the living room still faintly smells of it this morning. Was like sulphur mixed with acidic bile, I've never smelt a fart so intense. Boner did nothing, revulsion completely overpowered arousal.
>>7322185
Your fetish ain't strong enough.
>>7321829
>I can share some stories if anyone is interested.
Why do people feel the need to say this.
Stop wasting everyone's time with this needless question and just post stories.
I feel like when people ask such nonsense questions in a thread they know damn well would like, is a form of autism.
>>7322306
Thanks man, she's the best thing that's ever happened to me. We'll have been together for a year in July
>>7322594
Can you describe how she looks and how her farts smell?
>>7322613
>half german half portuguese
>a bit chubby, although far from obese
>long black "cleopatra" hair if you will
>big, brown eyes (one of my favorite features of hers)
>double D tits, big round ass (no cellulite, thank fuck)
Her farts are generally decent to long length, she drinks a ton of milk and isn't 100% lactose tolerant so she farts in abundance. Most commonly they smell kind of "rich", not too smelly. The closest thing I could liken it to is a pot roast. When she has a lot of dairy they become more eggy/sulphuric however.
>>7300324
the fumi girl farts a ton of times in the episode the that fart yokai is introduced, cant remeber what episode but it's pretty early on in the first season
>>7322685
>decent to long length
>milk gets her gas factory gurgling
>her farts typically aren't overbearing
>eggy smelling gas after consuming a lot of dairy
>that entire fucking description
I personally prefer B or C cups, but hot damn, you have no idea how happy I am for you right now, here's to another gassy year with your special someone
>>7322902
English DUB
https://mega.nz/#!KEIlgbQY!GPM2w58vJD1Blxnt12rOdTiN-kiVvnzKXcGvdHa_Ynk
Japanese (with subs)
https://mega.nz/#!iRZGxSBZ!oJwZLEAgfqBzIrTKGkq3ZEDQojH5Vwll8eWK3gbh0i0
Japanese is of a better quality so is a larger filesize.
>>7323286
nice links my man
im guessing most anons are againat loli content thought, or atleast that the loli rule is heavily enforced in these threads. i never see it posted here, but fumi has a doujin and some westaboo art out there just from that one episode
>>7322902
>a ton of times
>it was only 2 times
Screw you, dude.
Fresh new art, hot off the grill. Blueberry version on the Tumblr if anyone's interested
>>7322902
She actually farts again later in the series, but I completely forgot what episode...I believe its the one with the pupsicle though.
>>7323880
Episode 56
>>7323890
The face she made after it was great, and the sound was nice too.
>>7324375
>>7323286
I can't get a boner to Your Name., that film is too beautiful to lewd.
guys i'm worried about verb, he hasn't posted in like a week
>>7325168
I'm fine
Not dead just a case of writer's block
saving this thread from page 10
>>7319085
Yes.
>>7327144
Is that a dude?
>>7327198
No.
>>7327215
You sure?
>>7323810
Terrible.
>>7327283
Yes, I've read it.
My god, yessss!
Verb, I sent you a thing through da. Just want to make sure you're alright.
>>7327731
Senpai notice me!
Sad.
>>7327144
Is there not a word for 'farts' in Japanese or something? I've just noticed that I can't remember ever seeing it translated in a doujin it's always boner killing shit like 'musk laced atmosphere'
Man, these threads are dead as fuck.
>Panning for gold in the shit-tier-content mines (AKA deviant art)
>FInd this
>TODOKETE SETSUNASA NI WA
>My coconut gun instantly fired in spurts
>My shack nutted
Needless to say, it was grand
>>7327731
>>7327778
Not sad, I've sort've disappeared.
>Senpai
What have I done to acquire such a title?
Like I said before, major writer's block but I have two days off in a row and I'm definitely not gonna work even if they ask me to!
(Okay maybe if its something easy like register)
I'll see how much I can write!
(And as far as the ERP goes, I'll see what I can do)
>>7328676
write skunk story
>>7327422
Would you suck its dick as proof?
>>7327782
Farts are too dishonurrubur to have a word.
Oh shit I'm in love with this.
Speaking of Lazei, who has the artwork he posted that got him suspended in DA?. It involves Gwen and Misty having fart sex.
>>7329327
>>7294986
Or squeezing boobs leads to farting
>>7294986
So basically expansion fetish except the expansion is caused by the ass and titties being filled with farts? That sounds incredible.
Would sucking her nipples release her gas into your mouth?
>>7327549
LAZEI'S BEST WORK!
>>7327782
Onara.
>>7323810
>D.VA
>That belly
God yes
>That face though
Eugh. Not sure if I can even fap to this or not. It's got everything, but DAMN does that face ruin it