Farting

>>7273197
>last thread died
you say that like its a bad thing

>>7249825

>>7273197
Oh god yes I can just feel the wind of that one by looking at it. Goddam how would it feel to suck the farts out of that thick smelling asshole? I bet she had beans for lunch. Goddam.

>Shitty western and shitty edits
Surely this thread won't die as well.

If you've ever had a girl fart for you the fetish kind of evolves. At least for me it did.
Before I never noticed the subtle things about it that became a total turn on to me.
You can feel their asshole distend and press against you when they are pushing as well as the way their abdomen flexes. Even the subtle short breath they take before letting one rip. .Sometimes they would make a sort of "im farting" face that I found kind of a turn-on
Of course some peoples asshole presses out more than others. Once upon a time I was with a girl where you could feel it pressing against your face or lap even through tight jeans.
Ive had multiple experiences. Pretty good stuff.

>>7274683
Also after those real life experiences it kind of makes it a bit easier to tell when videos are fake. Not all the time though.

>>7273199
We need more transformation farts. Also would love to see more art/fanfic where someone's face farts transform someone else (yknow, besides that one with the wereskunks or whatever - which is good just wanna see more )

Two fart threads? Okay then. How about we talk about male fart superiority? That's a newfound kink that I hate but love.

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>>7276233
Same. Especially because I'm into really big farts. I'm all about length.
Seriously, it's fucking embarrassing. I made a video compilation of the 10 longest female farts ever recorded and uploaded it to YouTube. This clip included all the greats. Of course #1 was Lizzy's incredible 30 seconds long beans fart. Plus Ana Didovic, Benisa, Jack Da Ripper, etc. The biggest mammoths of the farting world.
At least so I thought. What happened next made me completely reconsider what I knew about human fart potential...
One of the related videos made my heart sink. I saw the title but refused to believe it was real. It simply couldn't be possible. But frustratingly it was.

Some kid did a single massive fart that was longer than the entire video of the 10 greatest female farters in the world's largest farts. And significantly so!
The video compilation, including dead time and title cards, wasn't even 2 minutes long. Meanwhile this one boy did a single fart that was as soul crushing 2 MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS LONG.
I seriously started crying. No woman will ever be able to fart at that level. It's really humiliating how far the gap in talent and ability between women and boys are...
Continuing to browse YouTube I found as several more boys who ripped farts lasting over a whole fucking minute,a couple of the even did two!
No woman has even gotten close to 1 minute. And I'm starting to think it's impossible. Boys farts are just too huge!

>>7276853
Hng, link to your video please!
It really is depressing, but in a weird way, that's what makes it arousing.
Females simply don't compare when it comes to farting.

>>7276853
Have you seen Mr. Methane? He can literally sing with his farts!

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>>7276853
As a guy who have a strong male fart over female, maybe i can tell some of the factors of why does this happens.

First of all, we need to know the fact that there exist people that can "fart on purpouse". That is, suck air through their anus and store it in the bowels long enough, just to expelled it to make themselves fart. If you pay attention at the beginning of the Fart Master video (A.K.A. the 2:30 min long fart boy), you'll notice he uses this technique. And is not just him; you can find a lot of people who can do that on youtube, me included. The point is, we don't know how often does this resource is used in the indie female fart fetish videos, so don't get discouraged, because if a female can do a ~20 sec fart with only flatulent food, boy she's based.

Another point we have to talk about, is the staging. Explaining this is simple: in most female fart fetish videos (*cough*FartFantasy*cough*) is about 10% farting and 90% foreplay dialogue, making them just 10 minutes of "umf i'm so gassy" with some short toots in between. In most Male fart videos, we just get a dude farting nice, long and loud, striking his best poker face and without saying any word. Obviously there are exeptions on both cases, and there are females that does the same things i've described to males ad viceversa , but this main directing structure in female fart fetish videos makes hard to find good material in terms of lenght.

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>>7276853
>>7277039


And finally, and most important at all, is the Context of each video. There are two types of context when you're making a fart video: for laughs, or for fetish purpouses, and i think this is why boys farts tends to overshadow female ones. Think about it, If you see youtube collections like "Boyz gone gassy" you'll notice almost all of the videos are about guys who are farting with friends for shits and giggles, while collections of female farting features mostly womens farting in a kinky way, ergo, the thing i was saying in the last paragraph. Boys tends to fart long and proud to laugh and/or show masculinity amongst them or the spectator, while females tends to do it soft and short to show this attitude of sexiness and delicateness to a spectator.

Probably i should mention sexual biology differences, but i personally think that is irrelevant for what are we talking about in this part.

Then again, this is just my point of view. It's really hard to explain myself, and is highly probable that my lack of interest on female fart fetish videos made me say bullshit that i don't know.

TL;DR: the boy of the 2:30 min fart was farting on command, and i think boys tend to do longer farts on camera because want to show masculinity, while woman does it shorter because they want to show sexiness.

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>>7277039

aaaaaand, there's are some heavy typos again. Goddamit.

*male fart preference over female

>>7277039
Y-you included? Please tell me your username!

>>7277200
I don't have a yt channel, yet i don't have problems to share some audio clips recorded by myself. Give me an e-mail or something.

>>7276868
>>7276853
pls link the video I wanna see

>>7277209
Oh, o-okay!
[email protected]

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>>7277317
>>7276868
The video got taken down a while ago. And I dunno if I still have the original. It was on my old laptop.

By the way if anyone wants to chat about this stuff my Kik is m_tson

>>7277339
Done. Check your e-mail.

>>7277317
Since the literal name "10 longest female farts ever recorded" doesn't show any results, i guess Youtube to took it down.

I kinda wish more females did farts on command.

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>>7277982
Are there any that do?

>>7278511
I hate to break it to you, but no. You'll have to say goodbye to girl farts and get used to fapping to superior guy farts.

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>>7278522
tbqh, female fart fetish also have some better things than us; one example is their comunnity, who is far more bigger than the male one, which means they have more quality AND quantity for their drawings, more flow, and more variated content in general.

...now that we are talking about this community theme, i think that internet lacks of a good male fart page/group/board/community like maleassrippers since they shut it down, it is a shame that i can't find anything compared to that place nowadays. Oh well.

>>7278652
That's certainly true. Hope male fart fetish gets bigger. DeviantArt should have a group dedicated to it or something.

>>7278790
There is one, actually.
http://gassy-guys.deviantart.com

The problem is that dA doesn't have a lot of good male fart fetish entries to begin with (that doesn't mean it doesn't exist), so updates rarely comes in comparation of gas-heaven, for example.

>>7278842
Ironically I want to fucking gas you like hitler for this fucking post alone

>>7278860
Given the context, i don't know if this should be an insult or a compliment, kek.

>>7278842
Thanks. Love the guy on girl stuff, but the JoJo stuff is terrible. Why do that to JoJo?

>>7278522

You only think that because you're a faggot.

>>7279545
I'd never put my penis in a guy or let a guy's penis in me though. I just find it hot how much better they are at ripping ass.

>>7279647
>I'm not gay, but there's something about guy farts

>>7279676
It's hot how females are put to shame, I suppose.

>>7278511
Hmm...actually..there is this one chick I've come across by the name of Gia. She seems to crack out farts (albeit tiny ones) nonstop. I kinda suspect she's doing it on command.

>>7279682
The girls can still impress though. I'd certainly lose in a farting contest to the likes of amazing farters like Benisa.

>>7279647

That's being gay. I've known plenty of straight men more attracted to asshole than vaginas, myself included, and some dont like pussy one jot. They're still straight though because they're attracted to that which is intrinsically female.

You're attracted most to something you consider intrinsically male and outdone by no other sex

QED wether you know it or accept it, you a parade-having, sharing ice creams with dudes, sharing bubble baths and watching Beaches with dudes, sucking they farts out they assholes, dancing to pet shop boys, going halfers on a mortgage deposit with your boyfriend and getting a bichon frise and looking into IVF babies.

There's nothing wrong with it, just accept it, it makes life easier. Suck a former bean burrito out a hairy ringpiece without any conflicting thoughts.

>>7280496
Whatever you say.
I'm more attracted to vaginas than assholes, though I have a fart fetish (have since I was a kid). Lately, I've found out how inferior female farts are and it was upsetting but also quite a turn on. I find it hot how female farts are so weak in comparison, though I'd never do any of the things you suggested.

>>7279687
>>7279689
That moment when I've only been farting on command for a little while and I can already easily outfart two professional females.
That male fart superiority.

Not "gay" anymore guys. I've gotten back to liking girl farts, even if male farts are superior by far.

Verb posting in real quick to say I'm making good pen 'n paper progress with the Asian story
Will be home in a few hours then I have work.
I wanna see how fast I can put this thing out! But Ill take my time, a rushed story is no good for anyone involved.

>>7281921
Stop posting this guy's shit. He's worse than AJ.

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>>7282256

>>7282256

>Same one guy in every single thread

You autistics really are persistent with your tantrums

>>7282256
>anyone being worse than AJ
fuck off lmao here's your (You)

>>7282256
>AJ
Who?

Where can I find all of Verb's stuff posted? Does he have a tumblr or a deviantart or something?

>>7282502
AnimatedJames, creator of the Hailey Flowers comics and an autistic cunt.

>>7282533
>http://archive.loveisover.me/d/search/tripcode/%21%21sixY1GTwO4g%20/

You can thank Verb for being a lovable Tripfag.

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>>7282533
>>7282595
>lovable
>Tripfag

You can only select one...

But here's my deviantart anyway.
http://nenohidayo.deviantart.com/

Enjoy~

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brap

What's the point of these threads anymore? Isn't everything here already posted on the booru?

>>7282762
Most stuff, but here you don't find terrible quality art (unless you're a Lazei hater).

>>7282762
occasional oc, otherwise circlejerking

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>>7282610
I'm watching you Verb, I'm watching.

I've got some stories of my own, but they're all basically some form of stuffing/weight gain/expansion whatever, shit unrelated to this fetish, but some of them are pretty gassy, and I wouldn't mind just doing some straight up gas stories.

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>>7282256
>Stop posting this guy's shit. He's worse than AJ.
Sorry anon that people are attacking you but I 100% agree. Same tier as the shitty "Stinky Hugs" (ps "she's" not really a female artist, if you believe that you're retarded)

>>7274911
Would love to see this. Any ideas?
>Ritsu's cheesy smelling face farts from K-ON turns anon into a tomgirl like Ritsu

>>7282947
>stuffing
Pretty hot desu
I'm at work right now but I'll give you a lookie loo after I get home

Thanks for the watch~!

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>>7283022
I've actually got someone commissioning me for a story about a girl being stuffed with gassy foods.

I decided to make her lactose intolerant and one thing she's being made to eat is a cheesy cauliflower bake. I'll have to post a link in these threads when I'm done.

>>7280571
Which ones? Any of the high tier girls?

>>7282973
Why even bring up the artist's gender? What does it have to do with the quality of their art or lack there of? Or is it about something else :^(

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>>7258640
You mean like this one?

>>7283138
Because people act like "she's" a good artist just because it's a girl and they want "her" to fart on them

>>7283148
Just to know, who is "she"?
Reversal image research doesn't show me any results besides thread archives.

>>7283154
i think this is who the anon is talking about. never seen her but yeah i can't disagree.
http://stinkyhugs.deviantart.com/gallery/

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>male fart superiority
>ywn have a femboy best friend who can out-fart your "gassy" gf any day of the week without even trying

Would any of you /fart/sniffers happen to know if 13o takes commissions?
I think after I finish the bodyswap stories I think I'll commission pictures of the girls.

>>7283245
You know anon, maybe you've been talking about this male fart superiority topic a little too much lately, but hot-damn this image made me rock hard.

>>7283245
Well good for fucking you Anon, now shut up about it, Jeez.

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>>7283245
Couldn't fucking help myself.

Good on you for liking guy farts, but this was just too fucking good not to crop.

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>>7282256
>>7282973

>>7273197
I accidentally farted on my bf's face and now he's all into it.
What do I do

>>7283421
Double down.
'Accidentally' shit yourself.

Might give him a different fetish, but hey, he wont ask for farts anymore.

>>7283144
Where's the rest of them?

>>7283261
Not even the same anon.
But goddamn, male fart superiority lover here and where's the source?

>>7283253
He does but he may be taking a break since he's doing CGs for a game.

>>7283167
>tfw you have her personal facebook and she is a thicc qt geek

Feels good man. Keep arguing though.

>>7283245
This image is everything I've wanted. Is there a source or did you drawfag it just for this thread?

>>7274221
WTF, I hate farts now.

>>7278522
Faggot.

>>7283669
I'm in love with the picture too. If you watch fart videos of females followed by fart videos of males, you'll see that it's pretty accurate!
Comparing girl farts with male farts is like comparing a short whisper with a long yell and the scent of water to the scent of rotten eggs. They're pretty much nothing compared to what the guys can do.
>>7283756
<3

>>7283762
Stop being gay.

>>7283763
But I love good farts over little ones, and males have constant good farts. Their less impressive farts can still beat out some of the greatest female farts.

Seriously, just watching some videos now and they're amazing! Constantly cutting loud and lengthy farts like they're playing an instrument, it's so hot.

>>7283562
>>7283669
drawfagged it

>>7283813
Damn, I kinda wanna see more like this from Octo.

>>7283813
Wow, thank you heaps! You should do more stuff like this, and post it to places other than here, it's fantastic!

>>7283669
source is octoboy

These are consistently the worst fucking threads I have ever seen in my life. The only gas any of you (only 44 subhuman faggots) should be exposed to is Zyklon B.

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>>7283880
Alright, /pol/, calm down. Go on back to your repressed homosexuality thread :^) here's an image more to your taste

>>7283813
Unless you're Octoboy, you're a liar.

>>7283613
dude. thats epik :D

>>7283886
why do you have to bring /pol/ into this? quit being a faggot. also if you're going to respond to shitposters at least post something fart-related

>>7283245
Even if I had a femboy best friend, would he fart on my face? If so, sign me up

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>>7284307
"It's not gay if he has a feminine dick."

Right.
AUDIO UPDATE:
"Lolipop" (toilet based, no farts-only I'm afraid.)
>Bathroom, Public Bathroom, No Reverb
https://mega.nz/#!ONQT2CwL!xn6lq9Vj8wIfwCZNVmWQJ2g9QQtpiC0jcVCXJEnXs18
https://mega.nz/#!DdIRVLRJ!U0gdFUnUijYWsiYgGF1jomwmBJgAPp80G2GY4F9CEiI
https://mega.nz/#!2Y43UYbI!B1lWYbyo7b_EY2xUfoQ6CDOHK6tW6sZHscxGepmP3Y0

>NO VOCALS: Bathroom, Public bathroom, No reverb
https://mega.nz/#!DEI3WBCT!BR8cxCfhoYAQ2kuOse5iXbzAIb9ZFf5F6IRj-dpgX1I
https://mega.nz/#!3JRgBDDS!hWzuLx9laIZjlg6MVNtwjncot39K3DVxGevAj3-sDcc
https://mega.nz/#!PQJk2BYD!y5QNCKeqyts_xUDiKblZQYbx1gzCQ0vL1vUSHkOajF8

And to answer the question from the last thread. I made the animated gif of the blond girl farting. Source is http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50305464
Warning, contains poop in the final frames.

>>7284307
Why just get a puny femboy, when you could have a masculine bf who, even if he's not really /fit/, plays sports, roams in your house in just tight boxers and long white socks, and is constantly loudly burping and blasting monster farts almost every minute, while watch TV and cuddles with you?

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>>7283560
Someone posted most of them on DA a while back. Grabbed what I could. From what I recall, there were a few of his earlier ones missing.

>>7284343
I don't know if you take requests, but if you (or whoever makes these) could do one where a group of girls are farting on/around each other (like at a sleepover or something, I would be so greatful

>>7284366
I'd prefer a smol femboy who blasts huge rippers. It'd be 10x better if they have a cute, plump butt.

>>7283245
>don't even have this fetish
>keep coming back to this image

I'm a huge fan of comparisons so watching someone hopelessly outclassed by another without trying is ace.

I fear this is a slippery slope down the path of degeneracy however.

>>7282256
>>7282973
>>7283144
>>7284367
how can anyone look at AJ's 2 second scribbles and stinkyhug's awful anatomy and rendering and say it's arguably better than lazei is beyond me

i don't care what kind of art style you prefer or what kind of awful reject butch heartman cartoon porn you fap to but dont lie to yourself

there's a clear gap of skill in his favor whether you like his art or not

>>7283560
I made a folder for all the ones I liked if you'd like me to like...make a dropbox or something...

>>7284463
Lack of soul. I hate stinky's art too for the same reason. Different strokes for etc.

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>>7284468
Please do.

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>>7284470
What does that even mean, anon?

>>7284470
>Lack of soul.

Elaborate.

>>7284343
Noun, are you working on the Lucina request I sent you a few months ago?

>>7283880
WTF, I hate gas now.

>>7284456
>I'm a huge fan of comparisons so watching someone hopelessly outclassed by another without trying is ace.
Yes, that's how I got my male fart superiority fetish.
>>7284401
Same~

>>7284584
You're literally gay.

>>7283753
>>7284581
>>7283761 →

WTF, I want to gas you now.

>>7284588
I'm fine with being a Fag for Farts!

>>7284604
FfF lol.

>>7284602
WTF, don't do that.

>>7284477
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxxfuhGn8LpNWEJFZHFEWnhmb1U/view?usp=sharing

>>7284645
WTF, come here you little bitch!
i'm gonna show you what male fart superiority is.

>>7283245
>>7284366
>>7284674
>>7284456
>>7284401
Wow, so many MFS fetishists here~

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>>7274911
>>7282973
hmm, i like this idea of farts turning people into different people. more ideas please!

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>>7284652
>has some of his paid works
Thanks anon! Have a farting MILF.

>>7284456
>>7284762
if it's a trap or femboy tooting I'm game however, I am not a gay so a regular dude is boner killing.

it's not gay if he's a girl

>>7284854
Femboys/traps = males.
Males = better farts.
Male Fart Superiority!
I sorta agree with you though.

>>7281139
No one cares faggot

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>>7284456
You know? This image itself >>7283245 inspired me to make a greentext story about it. I know some of you guys will totally love it. Enjoy.

>There's a highschool chubby girl who turns to be an annoying bitch.
>She brags to be always gassy, but in the end she just bully people with her farts and inflates her ego all the day.
>There's also a beautiful femboy, who's isn't very talkative, and somewhat shy.
>Accidently, the guy encounters the girl, and she starts picking on him of his appereance and starts farting to annoy him.
>To her surprise, he's not amused. Instead,
>He's like "Meh, your farts aren't that big as everyone says."
>She goes full offended, and challenges him to a fart showdown.
>The boy doesn't care about it too much, but accepts anyway.
>Next day, the girl starts to preparate for the contest. She stuffs herself with all the flatulent food she can found,
>Even stole some of her classmates' lunchs.
>Meanwhile, the boy just eats a single apple.
>...And that's is. Nothing more than that, in all the day.
>The hour of truth has come.
>The boy, the girl, and some unlucky guy threatened by the girl to act as a judge, closened themselves in the small musical intruments closet.
>The girl starts, with a confident expression.
>Start releasing a relatively good farts. they are ~2 seconds long, and they are kinda loud.
>The judge starts to cough a little, and puts his hand on his nose to cover the smell.
>After a couple minutes of her farting, she stops, as he looks her opponent with a sassy look.

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>>7284964

>It is now the boy's turn.
>Striking this best poker face, the boy raises his leg a bit.
>Suddently, the girl's smug smile vanishes completly.
>A monstrously loud, ~30 second long fart came through his rear.
>It was more long that all the girl's previous farts together.
>Even the snares and cymbals started to rattle in harmony of the boy's gas.
>Judge's face deformed completly after just one breath of the new foul gas that the boy was emanating.
>He was already crying and begging to stop.
>The boy finally stops, just to give the look back to the girl, with the same dead look as half minute ago.
>The girl's face is a mix between disgust, inpotence, and angery.
>She start's to fart again, this time more agresively than before.
>The boy doesn't give a fuck, and starts farting over the girls turn, with his always signature blank expression.
>She tries to fart louder than he, but she can't even hear the sound of her own flatulences over the loud, constant tuba notes coming from the boy.
>His stench is so bad that the judge has to get into the girl's side of the room to minimize the chances to inhale the boys toxic fumes.
>The girl starts to pushing even harder, but is useless.
>Suddenly, her farts starts to get more and more frequent. To her surprise, she notices that she was running out of gas.
>The boy, on the other side, is suffering the opposite.
>His fart aren't doing nothing more, but growing.
>At this point he almost reach the minute mark.
>The judge is about to black out.
>Even a snare in the top shelf fell into the ground because of the vibration earthquake he was making.
>The girl starts to get red face, she grinned her theeths, her eyes popped out of her face, her yugular turned visible, even she started to shed tear.
>But she couldn't believe what she was seeing.
>The boy was complete serene, careless, effortless. Not even a single drop of sweat.
>It was like he wasn't even trying it.

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>>7284933
It wasn't even me.

>>7284965

>The girl groaned, she won't gonna let this happen.
>She gets in her best position, and prepared herself to let out her last, but most powerful blast ever in her life.
>She screams as she uses the complete capacity of her body to cast this winner wind. She's pushes with all her forces, and...
>*toot*...
>A barely hearable and squaky toot came from her butt. Just like someone just stepped on a cat toy.
>The body of the girl fell into the ground of exaustion. She was panting execively.
>The boy, who has enough of this stupid contest, decided that it was time to end this.
>he bends over a little, and yawns.
>An over a minute long fart came through his rear.
>Practically all the room vibrate it with the brassy sound.
>Judge passed out a couple of seconds ago. Maybe was for the better that he was unconscious on that moment.
>After he stopped, he yawned again.
>He took the judge in his arms, and got him away from that gas chamber created by his diggestive system.
>He left the poor guy in nursery; is the less he could make for him, because it wasn't his fault anyway.
>Because of her weight, he had to drag the girls body instead of lifting it.
>Probably that took more effort than everything he did in the room all together.
>He realised he was late for the class and flees of the place, letting the girl resting in the middle of the hallway.

And that's it. This is the first time i try to write something, and it was supposed to be way more shorter. There could be also some strong typos and error since i'm still learning english.
Anyway, i hope you like it.

(3)

>>7284968
Was good but with the whole shaking it felt a bit too fictitious. Your English is good by the way, very good.

>>7285030
Huh, i guess the whole snare idea made me overexagerate the situation, which i don't think it is a totally bad thing imo. Thank you for the feedback!

>>7285038
No worries! And the shaking wasn't bad, by any means, just hyperfarting's not completely my thing all the time.

>>7284674
WTF, that's gay.

>Finds this really cute girl at high school.
>Talks to them after a few days, finally working up the courage.
>Figures out they're a guy.
>We become really great friends rather quickly, we've hung out for a couple of months now.
>We've already told each other what our fetishes are, me telling him my main one, being farting.
>He's straight, but because of his appearance (which he's very aware of), he decides to tease me about it.
>Instead of holding in his farts, or just farting, he gets close to me and aims his butt in my direction so I can feel the wind.
>Dutch ovens me when we sleep over.
>When we're messaging each other, he tells me how awful his gas smells.
>Last weekend he was over at my house, and he tells me that he's going to show me how large his farts can get when he tries.
>Lies on the ground, lifts his ass in the air and next thing I know, he's cutting loud farts, some being wet and plenty getting around ten seconds. The thing great about it was how he was going on for minutes on end, and at least 80% of the time he had his ass pointed up, he was farting.
I used to watch girl fart porn and think it was so impressive, then this trap friend of mine proved me wrong. MFS is a great fetish.

Why don't all you faggots go make a male farts thread instead of shitting up this one?

>>7285211
>>7282707

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>>7285211
>Crynig because you can't appreciate good art of either gender
Why don't you stop being so weak, anon?

>>7285275

Take your gay shit outta here

Thanks for posting so much malefart stuff, it reminded me why I hardly browse these threads anymore.

>>7285211
>>7285342
>>7285349

Cry some more.

>>7284968
Dude, you should totally write a full story for this!

Controversial opinion: AJ, and particularly recent AJ is good. Like, one of the best. Nice, clean lines, very cute and consistent style. Good stuff. Wish he still drew farts.

>>7285531
I don't know why I expected any other response from someone into this self-centered narcissistic faggotry.

Is M-on-F fart stuff gay too? I can barely find any examples of it. Definitely never seen any where the full force of MFS is brought into play. Why is there no video of some dude receiving a blowjob from some unlucky thing for the length of a 2-minute fart?

Also, how about combining MFS and fart-swapping, both popular in this thread - petite little previous-pooter lady receives the abilities of a massive linebacker with IBS, say?

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>>7285746
No, he is not.
Clean lines aren't a feat if you don't have Parkinsons. His art style is consistent only because it is so unattractively simple and sketchy that you'd have to be challenged to be unable to replicate it. It's cute if you have low standards.

We get it. You're one of two people, if not samefagging and being the only person in this thread who likes AJ. You can stop posting here anytime and take your awful tastes to Deviantart.

This fucking thread get derailed by the closet gays, I'm here for farts, not dicks

>>7284854
I agree 100%

>>7285756
Well, if you're gonna bitch and moan, what kind of response were you damn well expecting? Just sod off.

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>>7284399
Sounds like an idea

>>7284572
>A 'few' months ago. :(.
I was caught up in several art trades. I'm going to make yours a priority for this weekend (since you were generous enough to give me those audio samples). I do have a question for this project. Breezy farts or bubbly?

>>7285903
Hm, good question. They're both diamonds. I think I mentioned hyperfarts in the request, double-check on it please, but if I'm forced to choose, I have to go with breezy. Sorry if I'm making things complicated.

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>>7285936
No, it's not complicated at all. Might make a change since the other hyper audio are either zippers or bubbly.

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Don't know why this image is a gif, but whatever

>>7285531
>>7285827

This guy is shitting up the thread so badly because he's just coooonstantly saying "I love male farts! They're so much better! I'm not gay!" then posts three posts about how he's not gay for every one claiming men farting is so much hotter. The ways he justifies it are hilarious too. "I'm not gay but I like men farting because they're better and it's a comparison thing, thus I'm attracted to women because they're part of the comparison even though mens turn me on more, but it's not the men that gets me hard just their farts. See what I'm saying?"

Go be "totally not gay I swear to god" elsewhere, these threads are honestly bad enough.

>>7286003
Dude, just cut it out. You're wasting space with your bitching and moaning. And you're not even referring to the same damn person, you idiot. Enough, already. If you hate what's going on in this thread, go to another thread or make your own.

>>7286218

>Not realising its the male fart fetishists that should be leaving and making their own thread

But I'm the dumb one

>>7286321
>implying there's enough male content for its own thread
The op didn't specify anything about the thread being girls only, cry more

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>>7285802
>>7286003

Ayo. Y'all seem to get my posts mixed up with others. Let's keep the record straight at least.
And FYI I'm queer as fuck, been openly bisexual since Obama got elected. I've had more boyfriends than girlfriends at this point. Oh no this thread is getting all gay I don't give two tugs of a dead dogs dick. Let's enjoy trap and jock farts, this is a gay fart thread now. Some doofus started a new fart thread anyway so let's have this one be the boy fart thread and then later well make our own MFS thread.
DESU that would be the polite thing to do.

>>7286321
Yes, you are the dumb one. Go cry somewhere else. Let people have their fun.

>>7286321
Dude, keep in mind this is a fart general, and mods will probably ban an only male-dedicated thread.

Feel free to dump farting girls and talk about female gas, as well as ignore all the male content posted, even if surpass the female one.
Don't forget there is a "hide post" button.

Don't act like this is your personal porn stash.

>>7286351
This. I may be a bit more reclusive IRL, but on internet i totally claim to be bi with a strong inclination towards men too. If i would be able to directly penetrate/be penetrated by a guy, i still don't know yet. Probably, i guess. Still love pussy. Sometimes.

>>7276233
The theory still holds that a MtF trans would fart more.

>>7280538
> a sexual fetish
>sexual in nature to you at least, because you have the fetish.
>turn on by males doing it, more so that females.
> something sexual to you is turning you on more when the male species does it.

sexual is sexual and you are just gay in that department. Stop being a faggot and embrace your gay.

>>7286713
You say "theory" as if it has any credibility and isn't just part of your gay fantasy.

>>7285976
Thanks, Noun. I wouldn't mind hearing an alternate bubbly version of my request, if you have the spare time that is.

>>7286727
I'm a fag for farts. I've accepted that. And I'm not the only one here.

>>7287082

You're a fag, period. It's okay though.

>>7287157
Too straight to be a fag. Dicks are icky.

>>7287082
>And I'm not the only one here.

Having to defend yourself with "But I'm not the only one" I don't care about the others, they're not the ones denying it.

Take a dick in the ass or get your dick sucked by another male, it will be fine for you.

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I love this <3

>>7273197
Me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AUaclnXKw8

>>7287511
Good for you. You don't have to be in the thread you know... Just ignore it if it bothers you

>>7287345
But I'm not denying it anymore mister.

>>7285903
Thanks for taking my group fart idea into consideration, noun!

>>7288056
Funny and hot and cute.

Well it's official. I like farts. Anyone have any written stories to satisfy my new fetish?

>>7288090
There's hundreds, probably thousands out there. Tell me what kind of story you want though.
What made you like farts?

>>7288097
It's kinda hard to explain but I love big fat asses of all kinds and the though of them letting loose gassy blasts of air really... REALLY turns me on. And I love anal sex so a cock pounding and gaping a hole letting out the packed in air sounds so god damn good to me.

I'm up for gay, straight, guys, etc. But as long as it's good, I'd love to read them.

>>7288135
What sort of thing do you want in a story though? Dom/sub, casual, etc.?
Look up ClosetFetishist if you like dom/sub stuff.

>>7288135
Verb shared his dA here: >>7282610
He writes good quality shit, so you can start from there.

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Hi shifty ;)

>>7288175
>good quality shit
>Verb

I do not, but thanks anyway!

>>7285984
Color palette thing, probably.

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For some reason I have the dream of fucking a gassy girl's tight butthole while she farts during said anal. Anyone elsa share my dream!

>>7288135

I fucked a girl in the ass to once and she had to fart out the rammed in air. Didn't do anything for me though, my fetish comes from post-vore so it absolutely must be a direct result of digestion, preferably of a huge meal or a sentient creature.

>>7288776
WOW! More shower farts NEEDED! They sure do stink!

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>>7283245
Octoboy is a fucking god. I'm not even into farting and this is destroying my dick.

>>7291323
Oh my god he's done it again.
Only way this could have been greater is if the girlfriend in question was at the receiving end of that ripper, crying from the humiliation and her eyes burning too.

>>7292037
That would make the picture pretty much perfect.

>>7289534
This guy gets it.

>>7291323
I need more of this in my life

I MISS HAILEY FLOWER FUCK

>>7293126
Which gen? I liked gen 1 the most. Gen 2 and 3 were odd.

out of interest anons...

what got you into farting (other gateway fetishes?)

why do you find it a turn on?

actually 100% serious genuinely curious

>>7293176
Harold and kumar battle shits

I cant remember honestly.
I think at this point its just an ironic meme my consciousness decided is okay.

Girl makes nasty smelly butt sound.
Writing that actually gave me a semi.
I shouldnt be around loaded firearms at this point

>>7293167

honestly I was really getting into Gen 3, especially Hailey's mom, but I was NOT a fan of Day's ridiculous ass.

I just wish James would come back. We already lost Lizzy, Ashley Dobbs, and Sophia Sylvan. It's been a tough few months for onarafags.

>>7293349
>Lizzy, Ashley Dobbs
"Good."
~Walter Kovacs

>>7293126
>>7293167
>>7293349
samefag

>>7293349
>Sophia Sylvan
how and why did we lose her?

Also there is this app called "whisper" where they have groups and one of the groups is farting.

In the farting group I posted something along the lines of me having mexican food and what not. Well I had this guy message me by the name of "hmmwellmaybe" asking if I would fart in a guy's face.

I specified the conditions I would do it in and he was offended he didn't meet the conditions. Like it's my fault or my job to fulfill fetishes. On top of that, he lives 1.5k miles away from me. SO even if he met the conditions, he'd be too far.

Mind you, I am male and I find it gay to do it to another guy.

The point of the story is, don't be an autistic spaz if someone doesn't want to do it for you. This is by no means any different just expecting someone to suck your dick or fuck you for your own pitiful sake.

@7293789
You're wrong

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>>7293821
>@

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>>7293821
What website is that even from? Is there even a board or chan that uses @? Did you really think this was twitter?

>>7294043
it's a meme from /int/

t. /int/ user

>>7293225
I feel bad for you, Anon.

>>7294387
Why's that, bill?

>>7293789

first and third are me

>>7293817

she took down all her fart clips, along with raceplay, scat, and fattening stuff. she was getting a new job and didnt want the raceplay getting back to her and decided she would only film stuff that made her "feel sexy"

too bad, she was one of my favorites.

>>7293176
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Buutvk0mHXY

>>7295036
Kek you evolved into full on scat too didnt you?
This is different from my origin story.
Harold and kumar only had implied efro.
To this day even on panty pooping videos I just like the sound and implacative proof of "what" shes doing.

Seeing them disrobe and flick a turd out the seat of her pants is not aesthetic.

>>7284456
>I fear this is a slippery slope down the path of degeneracy however.
Dude, have you checked out what board your on lately? You are too far gone already and you don't even know it.

>>7294959
Just sad.

>>7295891

anime and manga NEEDS more farting girls

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Imagine having this happen on your next flight or train ride.

>>7294977
I always feel that stars that don't share their farts through facefarting and what not are wasted farts.

>>7296051
Yeah.

>>7273197
Requesting Tracer from Overwatch
Requesting Toilet farts/poop

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>>7296512

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>>7293176
I believe I had this fetish before puberty. My mother was quite the gassy woman on the toilet. (And then some).
>Freud intensifies.jpg
I actually grew out of it when I was at college until someone showed me a cakefart video. Youtube and Internet porn just paved the way towards /d/

>>7296051
More importantly, it needs to be either cute or sexy. I guess there isn't a paying market for fart fetish outside 3d girls.

>>7284572
>AUDIO UPDATE (2016 edition)
Lucina vs a dragon, Hyperfarts. (Pic sorta related?)
Warning, ear rape.

>Breezy, bubbly, messy
https://mega.nz/#!CFJ0FAzD!tG-9hJqDpHLgwNITFwu9unuwsv2xX_7de6oVb8_vohc
https://mega.nz/#!6Q4h1ILL!llm2e9krAoTDiyxQoDAzLEXasxR_1niNuIGfhpRQaGc
https://mega.nz/#!mNBzgAZI!GdBUXcylYdIzOn5itxvUeXxBN1gBjovWYQcqpkY_kwo

>No vocals (or dragon): Breezy, bubbly, messy
https://mega.nz/#!2JYmFLwZ!fgSkmw58veTGtJu2Xw_wkAbW57AWE3qliTvy6cm5tXU
https://mega.nz/#!qBBxRD6a!c4j7oUnhCF72kTgvXfGUWRlkoe9vjJEILE9BkTubWZY
https://mega.nz/#!fURkFLyK!PZSFOzSlWC4ZSdKw3U2xZZG0oxrAKyzRnd7agN192lA

Shout out to the anon for the Lucina voice clips. I just needed to find a way to do more than just have her 'pootin'.

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>>7293176
I like farting almost purely through vore, like a cause and effect type of thing from digestion. Though I've grown to like it a lot more in general when combined with giantess stuff in general.

Farts seem a lot more interesting, fantasy wise, when the girl is big enough or you are small enough to be literally blown off your feet by the force of her gas, or even further extremes.

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Think any /d/rawfags could do theodd1sout farting? Particularly include him enjoying his farts for being smelly and/or having a fart off with jaiden

>>7297369
Fag.

I think I found another Dodger fart. It's at 29:00, It sounds like a low rumbly one.let me know what you think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SaEWW25qgE

>>7297497

tbf that's not the gayest thing in this thread.

>>7298513
Still pretty gay.

>>7297369

Seconded and checked.

>>7297369
Wait, hold on.
Are you refering to his marshmellow persona thingy or James himself?

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>>7298754

Probably marshmallow persona.

>>7298754
Marchmellow but like the jaiden pic

>>7298274
Nah boss, if you listen ever so more closely, you can hear the tink of the glass right after the rumble.

The rumble is the cup being settled on whatever material she is using for a table (sounds like wood). Plus, given how goofy these chicks are, I would think they would draw attention to it.

Really? You guys are attracted to females and males partaking in the act of expelling flatus through the anus or the quality or state of being flatulent, which is defined in turn as marked by or affected with gases generated in the intestine or stomach; likely to cause digestive flatulence?

Bumpity-bump

>>7299936

So let me get this 100% clarified. Your sexual paraphilia involves the inhalation and identification by your olfactory receptors, the atomized airborne fecal matter suspended within a miasma of flatus formed as a result of the chemical and microbial breakdown of sustainance?

>>7299936
>>7300314
Yeah, pretty much.

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>>7300314

I learned today that apparently I fart so loudly in my sleep that it shakes the windowpanes of my parents' old bedroom. I may or may not have also been responsible for a 500 dollar framed painting falling in the middle of the night and shattering.

>>7300781
oh shut up

>>7300314
Wtf I hate farts now.

>>7300314
https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart

Go to where you belong, my dude.

This thread is a fucking disaster.

Can someone post some sadpanda links to stuff with farts in it? no scat pls.

>>7299936
>>7300314
Hey look, someone found out how to use a dictionary! How nice for you!

>>7300314
15 y/o pseudo int lurk more.

>>7301639

Just how fast did that joke fly over your head, newfriend?

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>>7300851
>>7300871
>>7301639
>>7301652

>tfw to smart to know that this joke is bait-posted literally every thread

we have lost our precious braps to the newfags

>>7301675
Gg braps, GG

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Cinnamon

>>7283074
Moar

>>7300781
Yeah, no. Prove this

>>7301675
TFW too smart for farts.

>>7298763
>>7299086
Marshmallow is not for lewds.

>>7282762
Personally I don't wanna rifle through all the furry crap the r34 sites have been infested with

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>>7293176
Actually had to think about this for a while. Came into conclusion with what >>7296989 posted but through femdom/size fetishes as a gateway rather than vore.

>Farts seem a lot more interesting, fantasy wise, when the girl is big enough or you are small enough to be literally blown off your feet by the force of her gas, or even further extremes.
The same is also 100% true and more preferable with me.

As how it started, the first time I had knowingly knew a girl farted in my vicinity was back in my freshman year of high school where this plump sophomore I was friends with mentioned to me that she had to fart really badly. She did so in class a few minutes later and I didn't hear it despite that she was sitting next to me and didn't think too much of what she said until the smell came and it was downright unbearable. I didn't like it at first but knowing that she was the one that caused that smell and did so so casually got my imagination going. I would sometimes imagine being sat and farted on by her, imagine being trapped in the band closet (which the two of us were frequently in since we played the same instrument) while she was farting up a storm, being shrunken and then trapped in her panties while she farted and all sorts of other situations. 2-3 years later, I met this girl in a community online who had a fart fetish only she was too naive to know that it was a fetish. She would openly talk about her farts and such in general conversation with pretty much anyone. I was always told about how she was frequently gassy because of the foods she eats and how her family would complain about the smell sometimes. She had a bit of sass to her so I was able to tease her a bit in RP and get her to say things about how she'd lock the door, sit on and fart on me if we were to ever meet up and other sorts of situations like that which played right into my daydreams of the first girl i mentioned. It's too bad she lived halfway around the world, she was really cute

>>7308537
>t
f

>>7308537
what did it smell like specifically?

Also does anyone have any true mom fart stories? I love fartcest

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>>7307777

Your mom is not for lewds

>>7309152
That pic. Is something coming?

>>7309173

Unfortunately not. That's just a screenshot from his latest video; I WOULD draw him farting if I had literally any talent, but I do not.

>>7309014
>what did it smell like specifically?
I wish I could remember, it happened over 10 years ago. All I can really remember was that it was one of the worst farts that I had ever smelled

>>7308802
Good post.

>>7309152
>>7309173
I said, marshmallow is not for lewds.

>>7309571

One day we will obtain our marshmallow farts and ascend to the holy realm of intense orgasms; you cannot prevent it.

>>7296963

>that humongous burp at the beginning.

Oh god, my fucking dick exploded

>>7283397
she is way cuter

>>7283421
>I accidentally farted on my bf's face
explain

>>7311106
>with farts

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>>7283421
Fart more often when he can hear and smell it.

When you use the bathroom, leave the door open, and allow him to watch anything he wants.

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>>7283421
Also, when you use the bathroom, don't use any air fresheners and don't turn on any fans.

>>7283421
are you into it though?
also how did this happen?

>>7313096

Who made this?

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Has anyone got a good stache of pics of one person farting on the other on a couch, like in >>7276853 (but not gay) and pic related?

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Not sure if this was posted in this thread or the other but i should contribute

>>7314052

You should probably wait for the next thread, because the bump limit has been reached.

Good thing there is already another fart thread:
>>7282707

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>>7314355
Too bad they're both dying

>>7314542
This one was gay. The other is just inactive. Maybe there should be 2 threads again.

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>tfw both threads are dying bc of the lack of good content
Feels bad man

>>7316834
We need more female farts in this world. ;_;

This thread's dead.
This one could be more active.
>>7282707
Lets leave it at one thread this time.