Some humor thread

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>>7237233

none of this is funny

>>7238916
Classic

>>7238957
For some reason I read the unicorn's voice as a stereotypical Brooklyn accent, and it made this image even more hilarious.

>>7239178
Same staff member as Konosuba!
>>7238957
The ongoing story is amusing. In the latest story she's turned his dick into a horse dick and no one wants to fuck him.

>>7238957
>>7239184
Where is this from?

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>>7237233
Every
Single
Time

>>7237232
Is this loss?

>>7239678
That doesn't really qualify as /d/, does it?

>>7239187


SHE IS TOO PURE TO BE THINKING THAT

>>7240137
It would only be deviant if you don't want to fuck Colin Mochri

>>7241198
The points don't matter, but his certainly do.

>>7238934
fuck I remember that post, good times.

>>7241575
kek. Sauce?

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>>7240143
>Balls touch

>>7241597
Tomo-chan wa Onnanoko

>>7242405

do note what being shown is an edit. No hentai and Tomo isn't futa.

>>7241708
found http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph584926adb3ab7

>>7241575
Sorry for asking, but I need source

Some guy on gelbooru has tagged a bunch of pictures of the major as artificial vagina.

>>7241187
Neaaarly missed that one.

>>7241708
I mean, why else would knightanon be calling it faggotry?

>>7238940
Lmao at those neck muscles

>>7238940
>>7243875
I'm pretty sure that's a young Odo doing the Cardassian neck trick.

>>7237227
Good lord, I might accidentally snap my hard on from laughing so hard

>>7239184
What is wrong with the people hes gonna try and fuck... They're retarded!

Horse cock, best cock.

>>7241597
>>7242718

https://exhentai.org/g/1023342/ba5411ce01/

its just an edit, but its a really cute manga

>>7239187
same manga, also an edit

anyone got the panel of a girl giving a handjob through her own rectum to the guy fucking her?

>>7242604

I think I need a sides transplant after that one.

>>7246047

>>7238959
Subtle.

>>7238917
Maybe you're just dead inside. I know I am

>>7237227
>>7237228
>>7237230
Jesus christ that was staged as fuck, and the punchline wasn't even worth it.

>>7237234
For some reason I find the way he's being dressed and fucked really hot.

/d/ made me become a sub...

>>7238909
I had a subscription to a pseudo-encyclopedia thing as a kid that would send me new articles every month about space, aeronautics, physics, etc. One was about that probe with the disc on it and I totally jerked off to the figure of the woman. Multiple times.

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>>7246992
You have no idea how long I looked for this.

https://exhentai.org/g/1014139/2151357480/

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>>7248388
Kay I'm done for now. Btw anyone know if Stoic orc p5 is out?

>>7248383
>what the american public actually believes

>>7238928
this is suppost to be funny; not a cringe thread

>>7248413
Are you retarded or?

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I remember seeing this one pic on here somewhere involving a chick and some guy acting out the man's hypnosis fetish but things keep going wrong, I remember there being a line to the effect of "oh, one of the swirly contacts fell out, master" or something along those lines.
anyone know what I'm talking about?

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Sky Pirates Assemble.

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>>7250965

>>7238916
girls being pissed off about how good someone's cock is is my new fetish

>>7238940
Holy fuck.

>>7247870
>men, women, and now trunk women?
>we know that science has created women that have a trunk that allows them to have sex with both male and female partners
>but we DON'T like the idea of these people getting married
>put a line in the sand everybody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdN8sBzv60o

>>7238921
Grimes

>>7237234
I miss XXX52, what happened to him?

>>7237233
B-but that's literally my fetish ;_;

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>>7251442
yes, that's the spice.
are there any places that sell swirly contacts like that?

>>7248388
There's another version of that asking "Are those your aunt's tits?"

>>7251515
His tumblr got deleted because tumblr admins. His new one is sasoriharem

>>7247846
Fuck ive read this before but its still funny as fuck
I mean who tells someone to "take there hands off of ther dick" it just dosnt make any sense

>>7237232
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME...

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>>7252692
Youll what

>>7241187
How many posts later was the view through the periscope?

does anyone have the pic of the large muscly black guy saying "mother!"? i think its the last page to a manga, if anyone knows the name of the manga that would be just as helpful, thanks.

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>>7253975
whelp nevermind, found it.

[Shiwasu no Okina] Sei So Tsui Dan Sha

>>7246472
Do you have a non sad panda link ;_; I'm on mobile

>>7241708

Traditionally the "males" balls would recede into his body and form a sissy womb when they touch a dick-girl's superior balls. At that point sexy times ensue and the sissy is impregnated with their first daughter.

>>7254247
>not having EhViewer

>>7252704
You damn right ill what!

>>7254325
No need for that, even. I got Exhentai working in UC Browser by following all the normal steps.

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>>7246992
>>7248088
He obviously wanted the monzetsu Operation by John K Pe-Ta

>>7251460
fuck you

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>>7255145

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Don't normally follow /d/-humour, but I fucking lost it with this one.

>>7248383
That's not an accurate translation.

>>7254749
SOURCE, DAMMIT!

>>7257114
Fucking this, thank you based anonymous caption writer
Fuck footfags for taking over femdom

>>7239519
Bumping for answer.

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>>7259608

>>7260037
>>7259608
wew those are some old ones

>>7257114
Help, help, I'm being oppre-mmmmffh!

>>7238916
That brunette is still the hottest chick in oglaf

>>7261367
>that brunette
>hottest
>typical Oglaf face
>limp hair
>slightly sagging breasts

...do you have a fetish for people who pout as they say things against their will or something, anon?

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>>7237227

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>>7262065

>>7261872
not him, but i do

>>7262065
not trying to stir up shit but i'm curious:

isn't having a transformation fetish the same as being transgendered? what's the difference?

>>7262685
Assuming you mean FtM/MtF transformations specifically, the difference is that one is a fetish and the other is being actually, constantly unhappy that you're the sex you were born as.

It's like BDSM. People who are sexually submissive don't necessarily want to be slaves 24/7.

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Fresh content from /gif/.

anybody got the comedy routine post about futa

it's abbot & costello or something like it, two guys having a circular conversation about futa

"how about the guy who draws them dames"
"what dames"
"the dames with the dicks"
"what about em"
"who draws em"
"the dames with the dicks?"

something like that

>>7238938
poo-nai?

>>7239148
shit, so did I.

>>7265336
I'd guess nobody in particular does.

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>>7265336

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>>7238947
has science gone too far?

>>7262791
Damn, you got this cap early

The thread is still up btw
>>>/gif/10102196

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>>7265844

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>>7265845
No matter how many times I've seen this, this is incredibly unnerving

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>>7254325
Ever heard of Hentoid? It used to be FakkuDroid, but Fakku stopped free content.

You can download tons of hentai from many different places and read them with either the in app reader OR you can use Perfect Viewer! All of this happens in the app, no outside manga downloads necessary!

Get manga from NHentai, Hentai Café, Hitomi, ASM Hentai, and Tsumino (my favorite)!

I'm not paid or affiliated with the dev team at all, I'm just a fan of the product!

I suggest making the hardware volume buttons turn the pages. Easy access to your right hand after that. If you're a lefty, then you *might* be able to use the volume keys as well.

https://github.com/AVnetWS/Hentoid

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>>7266104
Source is 'Collapse of the world as we know it', and tries really hard to make body horror seem funny.

pic unrelated

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This picture gets me every time.

>>7262685
Nah. Feeling like you are the wrong gender is not the same as getting turned on by the thought of transforming into the other sex. One's something you want to fix because you feel like shit and the other is a sexual fetish.

>>7247871
I really need to watch ghostbuster

>>7252530
Is this a fetish?

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>>7237233
chriiiiiist, i hate that shit so much

>>7268844
>Urban Dictionary Bay

>>7238945
full-on "are you OK you sound like you're dying" funny

>>7239519
>>7259788
rebumping by a different guy, what is it?

>>7239148
>>7265414
Dr. Girlfriend

>>7269852
>is this a fetish?

The answer is always yes.

>>7267339
>Source is 'Collapse of the world as we know it', and tries really hard to make body horror seem funny.
This seems to mostly be low-quality rip-offs of Junji Ito stuff.

>>7248389
Lamest shit I've ever seen. It was like the /d/ equivalent of normalfag humor

>>7254749
I...think I read this.

>>7270070
Well, it's Korean.

>>7269866
That got me too

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>globalized fetish threads

>>7272150
Install Gentoo

>>7272150
Don't listen to the troll. Install Arch.

>>7272150
>>7272543
>>7272887
>not installing TempleOS
fucking CIA niggers

>>7272920
>implying OpenBSD doesn't do a better job

>>7262065
I remember that thread, it was glorious.

>>7262685
No, because I do not sexually identify as an onahole or a lamp

>>7272150
>affirmative action supporters will defend this

>>7273750
I need to make the last image of the dude looking at the egg into a character icon xD

He's trying so hard to find a way... and he succeeds xD

>>7265823
what is this,why is it printed on actual paper and where is the publisher situated so I can go and burn his building down?

>>7251526
This.

>>7272150
Hold on, testing this.

>>7274297
Did somebody print the story of your honeymoon without your permission?

>>7274297
pretty sure it's one of those self-publishing deals, you pay a small fee and submit your manuscript and they'll print anything

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The reason doggystyle threads went out of fashion.

Haven't seen this posted in forever, & I felt like sharing.

>>7274584
Wait, can someone explain it for the uninitiated?

>>7274629
the little girl got fused with a dog by her father before dying in fullmetal alchemist
after a whole episode where the authors try to make you care about her

>>7274634
Thanks man

>>7274647
you're welcome bro

>>7272150
Tested and approved.

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>>7274584
This was supposed to be HUMOR thread

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>>7274634
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>>7274652
what a nice exchange

>>7267796
*blocks your path*

>>7267339
Sooo, Franken Fran but with porn?

>>7274836
What is this, humor for ants?

>>7237234
And apparently like getting to know /d/, too.

>>7268844
Zero-G isn't theoretically impossible, just not something currently widely available. At all. I'd put it more in a hypothetical of the commerce. You could make it happen with enough money and the right company. Space-X or some other country could put a wealthy couple into a Delux honeymoon orbit/partial orbit depending on how much they had to spend on that. Fucking eye wateringly expensive, probably not nearly as fun as it sounds, not luxurious at all, but when the option goes in, somebody is going to pay for it. Definitely when it gets cheaper more and more.

It might get legit popular for rich fatties that have trouble doing it comfortably in real gravity.

>>7265844
source?

>>7247221
I didn't even get the screenshots.

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>>7252515

>>7262685
Transformation could mean transforming into anything, like a table or a clock. Transforming into another gender is still TF unless you wish you could actually be that gender and seek out surgery for the process.

>>7275165
"Ah, birds, truly majestic. They care for their young, feeding them mouth-to-mouth as necessary.
"Look, here we can see a mother and her young, demonstrating the act. Isn't it simply marvelous?"

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>>7275478
I chuckled

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>>7275476

>>7275465
My most recent favorite insult:

"I hear bitches call you Subway, 'cause you have substandard meat and lie about being six inches."

>>7276019
"Do you work at subway? 'Cause you just gave me a footlong!"

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>>7237227

>>7269404 Thread is still up

>>7276903
>not enjoying a girl who transforms into that snake from the jungle book who hypnotizes others to inflate others with jizz

>>7238911
Samus Haram

>>7270167
It's unsourceable, or so the legend is told.

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>>7276928

>>7277440
>the real story behind hiroshima

>>7267796
Ew. So fucking disgusting.


An automatic car. Gross.

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>>7280717
>picture for ants

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Note: this is a rewrite.

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Here's one from /toy/.

>>7277440
Who is the artist of this? I've seen thier work before but can't remember.

Came for porn
Got the Lulz
Lost my boner
I'm okay with this

>>7272150
can confirm

>>7237227
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>>7237230
I don't get it.
What's funny?

>>7243879
Congrats, you made me laugh.

>>7280736
But where's best girl?

>>7281646
Rachnera best girl.

Rachnera always best girl.

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>>7270156
Well fuck you too.

>>7280736
Rachnera for the win!
Because SHE'S A FUCKING S P I D E R

>>7251460
holy fucking kek
well meme'd, friend

>>7238910
underrated

>>7238928
why on earth would ship gumball with pearl anyway, why do people like the twig? or choose to sexualize poor gumball. jesus...

>>7238940
laughed for realz

>>7242604
what got me more than the video was the views and likes on it. god damn how many people actually have an account on that website site??? dayuuum

>>7280669
>Subway chicken is less than 50% chicken

>>7280735
Thanks anon! I have been looking for that rewrite for years now.

>>7252536
Yeah, but he hasn't updated it since new year's.

>>7277440
>CoRa
you can't make this shit up

>>7280736
>warm snake cuddles
>warm
false

>>7261970
sauce?

>>7275476
>post my fetish as humor
tfw

Maybe I'm weird, but some of those downsides...kinda aren't.

I mean, in
>>7280731
"The Quiet Girl," for example, is supposedly an eldritch abomination. As though that's a bad thing. Or "The Beast" being able to rape a tentacle monster. Isn't turnabout fair play?

Or in
>>7280736
where the spider is a spider. What's the downside to that? Eight legs, man. Seven vaginias. Maybe more.

Imagine.

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>>7280743
i love this here's more

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>>7283333
who nice quads me

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>>7277440
i have seen an irl video of this

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>>7283354
20 posts in 6 minutes, thanks VIP

>>7283357
also if anybody has more of this, I need the rest of this

>>7272150
>Chihiro Fujisaki

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>>7265845

>>7239148
Same here

>>7267339
Sauce on that image?

>>7280718
Do you have the screencap this image was based on?

>>7262791
Hey, I was there, I saw that!

>>7257639
>>7277447
>this is unsourcable
>it's been sitting on my harddrive for a decade

Source is "Moya Moya (Hazy Feeling)" It's sweet and lewd.

>>7265844
isn't that a card in cards against humanity?

>>7280731
fact: eva has no best girl. eva has no best anyone

>>7275153
that would be the only video i'd want to watch from those jews.

>>7262773
This is a wonderful explanation

>>7283373
Yes

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>>7283354
Where is the rest of this?
Also [spoiler]where can I find the original[/spoiler]

>>7255801
Source?

>>7289353
Spoilers won't work here, /d/ear.
You should already know /d/ have nothing to hide.

>>7289409
http://www.doesnotplaywellwithothers.com/

>>7265845
ABC's of Death 2, "Zygote"

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>>7280731
>not ramiel
you pleb

>>7283317
ok ... ok thanks grooms

Goodnight sweet thread

>>7252711
glorious