I would like captions of all kinds. Original content is encouraged. These captions are my own.
A fresh caption I just made.
>adding a fucking attentionwhoring "made by" and sometimes "for" in your captions.
May as well not bother.
>>7228363
I made some of these captions for friends.
How is it attention whoring?
It isn't like I am going into every thread on 4chan just to advertise. I actually made this thread to help others with masturbating. If you aren't going to contribute anything of value why even reply?
>>7228368
Well for starters, you're tripfagging you moron. Maybe if you could write worth a damn, it would be fine but they're shit. Near impossible to masturbate to. It's like you have no understanding of how to write arousing beyond "say naughty words a lot". The fact that you put a name on them as if they were something to be proud of is pathetic. Seriously, how many other people put their names on fucking porn captions?
Also stop using ~, use words to convey emotion, not fucking emoticon equivalents.
>>7228379
>>7228368
>>7228379
Maybe you have looked at so much porn that your brain now has to look for a stronger source of porn to be able to fap to. You are addicted.
>>7228693
You are on /d/. What the hell did you expect?
>>7228335
>>7228341
>>7228345
>>7228355
the font and text size are identical to your-chan's captions
are you your-chan?
for clarity: your-chan, the guy who derailed a thread, has hundreds of low-quality shit captions with bad spelling/grammar, and insists that words like "your" and "you're" are interchangeable, and you can just choose which one you want to use in a sentence
>>7228332
I have some momdom stuff
anybody has the other from this set ?
Femdom captions for the femdom god.
>>7229240
>>7229241
>>7229242
I have mixed feelings about this captioner. I consistently enjoy the themes of their captions, but the wording is usually awful.
>>7229245
(further examples)
The problem with captions these days is that the people that do it are completely fucking retards that don't know how to form a sentence do give emotion and description
Well, I'll try to dump my favorites before mods delete this thread for whatever bullshit reason, as always.
>>7228361
i like this post
>>7228332 >>7228334 >>7228335
>>7228340 >>7228341 >>7228345 >>7228355
These are awful.
>>7228368
>How is it attention whoring?
1) You're a namefag
2) You started a thread with your own captions
3) All of your captions have your name on them
> If you aren't going to contribute anything of value why even reply?
I'll answer this once you answer it for yourself.
>>7228693
t. Huey Emmerich
>>7229245
>I consistently enjoy the themes of their captions, but the wording is usually awful.
I agree 100%, dude needs an editor. >>7229247 would be much better with a little punctuation.
>You said you needed a job, loser.
That's all, just a comma and a period and it looks better.
>[...] or I will kick you out of this job
That's such an awkward way to phrase it, it sounds like a really fluent non-native speaker came up with that because nobody I know in America would actually say that, even though we often use the phrase "to get kicked out"
Does anyone have the one with the shoggoth maids transforming the owner?
>>7228332
are you the guy who sperged out when people corrected your grammar
>>7229247
Just re-do them
>>7233505
Downsides of watching anime regularly; I know that's Nico Robin, which undermines my enjoyment of an otherwise solid caption
>>7235683
I jack off to Japanese stuff mostly because I can't recognize the characters. I just can't get a boner to things from my childhood.
>>7235724
>directing her directly
sounds a little awkward
>she didn't try to resist there wasn't
as* there wasn't
>Till the mage
starting a new sentence here with until/til is bad form
hope this thread doesn't get deleted
>>7228361
lmao lost hard
Does anyone have the futa Kerrigan captions? Thanks in advance if anyone posts them.
Does anyone have the caption with the futa catgirl TF'ing the viewer? It's a gud'n.
>>7237237
That whole series was just up in the TF thread.
Srsly I need that futa catgirl caption
There's a caption I remember seeing a long time ago. It was some green punk girl turning the reader into a quickshot. Does anyone have it?
>>7238457
Seconded.
>>7235683
>of watching anime regularly
Or watching anime at all really. One piece being stupidly famous as it is, i think most anime watchers can tell who that is.
Here maybe most of you /d/eviants might not enjoy vanilla with a futa but this is something I am really interested on,plus being the history autist that I am I had to include it in a developed story. Should I continue?
>>7240224
Also sorry for the errors at the start and along the rest of the history just got 3 hours of sleep since I had to finish a presensation for today,it went well if you want to know.Probs gonna go and sleep.
>>7238613
Nice, there's never enough cowgirl captions.
>>7240224
I did not understand a word of it. Is english your first language?
i wish there were captions featuring ridiculously huge boobs
Like what? Bigger than what you posted?
>>7240999
like this size
>>7240927
Sadly no
I have some other censored and furry captions (which are a lot more detailed.) Is furry artwork allowed on /d/? If not, I'll probably uncensor the others and post them on here.
>>7241180
>Is furry artwork allowed on /d/?
NO.
>>7241317
or at least a source or character name XD
>>7241180
Do you mean furry as in monstergirls? 'cuz that's allowed
>>7241180
There's a caption thread on /trash/ where it's allowed
>>7241937
No there isn't.
>>7228332
>Kirino having a different name
>Kirino having a sister
>period blood
Yeah, I'm out.
My kink is a girl saying nice things to me. Why can't there be captions like that?
>>7242234
Yes there is, dumbass.
>>>/trash/7490783
>>7242756
I have to admit, that is a rare one.
>>7242791
Works every time 20% of the time.
Personal favorite.
from the voice thread:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rMlVnMF2IL
I've been told a lot of people enjoy this one.
>>7240948
this along with pic related are probably some of my favorite captions, i wish there were more in the series
I tried doing this one myself a few threads ago, but I wasn't satisfied with the results
Alice from touhou takes a lost (male) human into her home for the night, ...and then decides to make him into her life-sized "dressup doll," with no intention of letting him leave
>>7228363
This. Its <150 words of badly written smut attached to images you found on /d/, there's nothing to be proud of here that would warrant putting your name on it.
Yo does anyone remember that creepy waifu bj caption?
>>7246583
sounds like one of elzi's captions, they're all in this mega link:
https://mega.nz/#F!ctwBVKYR!-JPvSvZ5RybLdJU2gRm3-w!J0p0RCoT
>>7246620
Ah, not the right direction. It was a creepywaifu with weird jaw-teeth-things giving a blowjob to the reader.
Bumparoooooo
>>7228332
YOU
SICK
FUCK
bumping!
Anybody have the caption image where its a prince who's father has his penis removed and makes him look like a girl, but leaves him his balls so he can't get off
>>7238424
Here you go, I assume it's this one.
I saw a pic recently, can't find it now, with two girls that had been unbirthed by a dragon and were laying eggs in it's womb. I'm pretty sure it was a caption, but it might not be. Anyone got it?
https://buckwangly.tumblr.com/ <- I do edits and captions if anyone likes
>>7228332
>>7251715
Wait, is whole doujinshi translated or is it just this image that's been captioned or whatever? It's not on ehentai.
>>7251734
I believe it's just a captioned image.
>>7251738
Well that's a shame, I've been waiting for that thing to be translated.
>>7229250
>slam her down on the ground
>rip her panties off
>stick your cock in her ass and go to pound town
>make this bitch love you and end up with a better gf than your previous one
roll of 0 or dubs and I will eat my own cum with one of these pictures
>>7251746
This is straight up evil.
>>7251772
seriously besides the nudity this is porn? this is more of a fucked up story than fap material. do some people really wank to that shit?
>>7249237
YOU
DUMB
FUCK
you know what the most fucked up part of /d/ickheads is? you all love dick and whack off to getting pounded in the ass or sucking on dicks YET claim NOT to be gay or into men.......logic much?
>WORDS
>WORDS
>WORDS
If I wanted to read a novel I'd read a book, captions should be able to tell a story with 1 side of the page without taking more area than the picture
>>7229250
Still bests those lame ass "wincest" captions or the captions on live action porn pics. Nothing like 70s era porn dialogue filled with typos. Yes most caption makers are illiterate for probably native english speakers, and yes they write like 11 year olds writing an erotica, BUT IT'S STILL BETTER THAN OTHERS.
>>7252510
it's not gay if the dick isn't attached to a man, stupid
>>7251512
love em but could you do more futa?
>>7252479
YOU
DUMP
TRUCK
>>7252510
what do you do with your spare time?
>>7252537
LAWS OF NATURE: there are no chicks with dicks only guys with tits
if it has a fucking dick it has testosterone which means testicles which means its a fucking dude. herms are biologically freaks in nature and are even infertile to keep from passing it on. The only technical CHICKS with dicks ARE dudes who take hormones and have breast implants BUT are still genetically male.
So suck a dick and choke on it /d/ickfucker
>>7253537
>>7252537
Don't feed the troll.
Wrote this a long while ago. Hope its okay.
>>7251706
That's a nice ambience, actually.
>>7238424
Might've been this one.
>>7240224
enogh of this historishit
>>7243676
this one is pretty sweet
>>7251693
lol this is much more well written than it has any right to be
>>7238424
>>7256070
OR this version if you prefer the look of it
>>7254621
SAUCE
>>7254624
hey man don't fuck with batman ok?
>>7254621
not a troll, just stating facts and logic to /d/ickfuckers
>>7256156
Yes, well, that's the version I made. Then someone with better mspaint skills made it more readable, so I usually post that one.
>>7256156
>>7256459
Eh, might as well post the last caption I made that hasn't been posted here yet.
>>7228332
What fetishes have NOT been made into captions yet?
>>7257746
pregnancy and birthing (as far as I know) and mechaphilia.
It's been quite a while since I've done one of these, but I can't complain about being rusty when I was never good to begin with. Eh, here it is anyway.
>>7256357
Dude you're not even good at it just stop it's embarrassing.
/r/ing one where someone (in first person?) Is fucking a girl/futa wearing a football shirt and then it turns out it's actually his friend - anyone recognize?
>>7241805
its not the same
>>7235221
BTFO
Requesting an incest themed caption where an older sister has her little brother lick her feet before moving onto her plump balls. I'd also appreciate if the tone was more loving than dominant.
>>7246626
Moar like this.
>>7238424
Holy shit. I'm diamonds and unbelievably envious. I want this to happen to me.
It's valentines day. Post some requests.
>>7259364
I requested one here:
>>7259101
But I'll request another. A futa succubus takes pity on you for being lonely this Valentine's Day, and says she'll have sex with you with no strings attached.
>>7256156
>>7256070
>>7256459
THAT'S THE ONE. Thanks fellas
>>7229133
anyone have any more of these g-girls ones?
>>7258623
Yet you replied?.......Idiot.
>>7258605
Damn.....guess there ARE pregnancy captions that are not wincest crap XD
>>7244347
Are there more like this? Who made it?
>>7228368
That was something of value. The made by credit is a major dick deflator. You should leave it off if you want to help people masturbate.
>>7254621
Sauce on this? iqdb gives nothing neither does saucenao
>>7262658
what the fuck is with you people and not being able to spell the fucking word PROSTATE!? ITS PROSTATE NOT PROSTRATE fucking retards. PROSTATE is the part in the male body. PROSTRATE is fucking wordhipping or bowing before a shrine etc. LEARN THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE. seriously every fucking caption that SHOULD have PROSTATE instead has PROSTRATE like a fucking illiterate that can not read.
>>7264593
Yes I know I did not type that grammatically correct and I misspelled worshiping and put wordhipping instead XD That is what happens when I get flustered and pissed and try typing my thoughts at the moment XD
>>7262840
https://futainperil.tumblr.com/
>>7264594
>XD
This is honestly more offensive than your autistic ranting or terrible grammar.
Lurk moar.
>>7238457
>>7239915
Here you go (I think it's this one)
>>7259370
Anonymous delivers, feedback encouraged
>>7265755
This is extremely well written. Thank you very much! Would you be willing to do any more captions? Possibly incest related ones?
>>7261145
I have one, hope to see more
>>7266208
Incest is fine, but I'd prefer futa with some nice eastern art
>>7266550
No problem! I'll post a couple of ideas I have.
After discovering your futa porn collection, your mom confronts you. She says that she'll be your #1 source of sexual pleasure from here on out.
>>7266567
You come back to your room only to find your older futa sister masturbating. She explains that she's had a hard time finding a boyfriend due to her cock, and really wants you to knock her up.
>>7266569
Your cousin whom you haven't seen in several years returns for a visit. You're shocked to discover she has a cock, while she's confused as to why you never noticed. Ultimately, you both realize that you two are attracted to each other.
>>7266577
You walk in on your futa sister and her friend cosplaying. After they notice your erection, they get into an argument over who gets to fuck who first.
>>7266567
Good taste. I tried to be somewhat nonspecific when it comes to what interests others, so yeah. With futa stuff if can be tricky treading the gay not-gay line, especially since it being forbidden is often part of the appeal.
>>7267249
Excellent caption! I found the allusions to gangbanging really hot.
>especially since it being forbidden is often part of the appeal.
For me personally, I prefer it when the futa themselves are considered entirely normal, and not taboo at all. I enjoy futa incest captions because they have that forbidden aspect to them, while still having girls with dicks be not an unusual occurrence in the caption's world.
As a matter of fact, I do have two futa images that I'd like to see very vanilla, relationship-centric captions for. Would you be willing to write them?
I tried my hand at decensoring this. Don't look too closely and it almost appears normal!
>>7267269
We'll see, feel free to post.
>>7246023
>tfw the only one interested in trap dollification with a 2hu dom
Would anyone be interested in a caption set for Ranma in this sequence, wherein the Jusenkyo curse begins to bleed into his male form over a long period of time, until he's Ranko permanently?
>>7266569
it's way too late in the night to be doing this
>>7267383
>tfw you will never find that one captioneer who has both your exact fetishes and the ability to write
>>7267383
Post your original attempt and maybe someone will rewrite it.
>>7267556
Feel free to work at your own pace! I don't mind if it takes a while for you to make captions if they're going to be this good.
Anyway, here are the scenarios I had in mind:
You go on vacation with your futa wife. Since your exhausted from the flight, you sleep late into the morning. When you awake, your wife tells you she went for a walk on the beach while you were sleeping. Apparently, she was getting ogled by a dozens of guys and girls. However, she knew those onlookers couldn't love (and make love to) her as much as her beloved husband does. She then offers to smother him with her sweaty balls, or simply take care of his morning wood.
>>7267699
This one might end up being really lengthy. But this is the caption I want to see the most:
The inner monologue of a submissive futa. She works at a milking facility for 10 hours a day, and having her cum and breastmilk harvested on a regular basis is exhausting for her. But the one person helping her endure all this is her boyfriend. After he visited the facility for a business deal, he fell in love with her as soon as he saw her panting while being forcibly milked. He waited hours for her shift to end just so he could talk to her.
One thing led to another, and now they live together. When she arrives home too exhausted to move, he lies her down on the bed and massages her sore muscles. He then kisses and licks every inch of her body, from her lips, her soles, and to her cock that can't get up from cumming all day.
In present time, she's now climaxing from being stimulated at work. She starts crying after thinking about her loving boyfriend, and how she wants to return home one day as hard as she is now. Just for him.
>>7267574
Can't hurt I guess. Basically this general concept but less long-winded and more "exciting" if you get my drift.
>>7268145
can you make another cowgirl caption?
>>7268137
I tried out a rewrite, but it's still basically softcore
>>7268786
Hah, damn that was really good! Just what I was looking for! Really amusingly written, too! Thanks, Anon!
No, boner! Stop, you don't know what you're doing!
>>7268914
Absolutely wonderful. Thank you!
>>7268988
>"Katsumi"
>ninjas not being prepared for dirty tricks
Immersion ruined.
>>7268767
trying to get this captioned with BE(and possible multibreast) milking/lactation, mindbreak/addiction or bimbofication(and maybe cowgirl TF) and slimes
pawprint nipples
science needs to make this happen
>>7251755
Nigga that's rape
i think we hit limit
>>7270346
I think 4chan is just being gay. I'm seeing reports on other boards of images not uploading.
>>7270348
yeah, that's what happening with me
And we're back, hopefully. Remember to repost captions you think other people would like.
>>7270468
Wow, you really went above and beyond with this one. The writing was fantastic as usual, but you even went ahead and edited her eyes. Thank you so much.
I kinda remember this guy posting his stuff, but then he disappeared after a few days. Did he get a tumblr or anything?
>>7270257
bumping for this
>>7272719
Can I yet a sauce?
Image searching only gives me Japanese sources.
>>7273077
I think it's an Elzi caption.
Anyone have the hellhound girl set that showed up in the monster girl thread a few days ago?
>>7273080
Nah. I think someone did an English language rewrite of it ages back, and it might have been Elzi, but this version's a translation.
Not a very good translation, but a translation, nonetheless.
>>7273077
As far as I know, that's all there is. I believe artist is Abubu? IQDB can probably tell you.
>>7270257
ok explain this to me, is this the hero getting mtf'd or is it a girl originally?
>>7273791
It's Arle from the Puyo Puyo series. Originally female.
>>7251499
Anyone know the artist for this?
>>7274366
Cutepet
>>7275336
wat
>>7243695
that was hot, thx anon
>>7275336
link to the doujin on the top left?
>>7268914
Would it be possible to get a non-futa version of this? The artist used and the pure love theme are fantastic, but I'm not into male-on-futa.
>>7275838
it's futanari mature by potato house iirc
>>7273791
girl originally, but can be mtf if you want to do that
>>7275935
Can do.
New thread:
>>7277692
>>7272726
Fuck off third person is correct. First person is for people who no literature background
>>7279130