Urethral insertions thread

>>7198381
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>>7198381
You gotta post more than one pic boi

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>>7198471

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>>7198482

Always preferred female genitals for urethral insertion porn.
Penises are just too vanilla, even on a futa chick.

I got a server for this on discord join if you wish.

https://discord.gg/tXqXBPa

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Also this

>>7199075
>Urethral insertions
Can i get sauce for this? Reverse doesn't bring back much.

>>7201715
Sadly idk

>>7201715
artist is aya
hitomi.la/galleries/569788.html

ain't gonna let it die

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is sfm allowed on /d/?

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>>7206005
depends on 1. if the art looks eastern 2. if any mods are being tetchy

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>>7206381
The end

>>7205980
Sauce

https://discord.gg/tXqXBPa
Server for this

>>7206382
Really wish the commissioner would ask for a sequel so she can share the love.

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>>7206483
no idea, sorry..

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>>7207200

Oh hey, that's mine. I've sadly got no plans to continue that series since I've got another large work going with Aka. However, I'll take it into consideration for my next set. I've already spoken with Delita about the series, and he wants to see more as well. We might work together on it, or maybe not. Haven't hammered anything out in detail yet.

>>7206483
>>7207422
Radiohead, https://nhentai.net/g/74719/

>>7208288
>I'll take it into consideration for my next set.
Triple fuck yes.

When I get something in my dick I'm stuck at some point in it, how can I reach all the way into my bladder?

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>>7209295

> how can I reach all the way into my bladder?

Don't even try that. You're already flirting with getting a UTI as it is.

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>>7209295
>how can I reach all the way into my bladder
You don't.

>>7209355
Well, then further down. Can't fit a whole needle

>>7209307
Can I get a source? Saucenao isn't working for this one.

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>>7209497

>>7206382
got anymore urethral parasites?

>>7211005
>fyi similar beads do feel amazing when going deep but they tend to pinch really hard inside on the slight of movements :(

>>7209307
>>7209388
from the realm of sad pandas: /g/681316/226d555a81/?p=1

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>>7211562
Thank you for the source.

>>7201486
Can someone translate this, please?

Guys. My dick just ate my sound. It was like over a foot of jelly soft medical silicone, and once I had it into the hilt the thing fucking slurped it up like a whore. Dafaq man.

You know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna fap to this thread and go deal with it tomorrow. My dick can take that thing it can take an endoscope to go in after it. Docs are probably gonna be surprised as fuck, lol.

>>7215125
Did it go entirely down? Because if so, it probably entered your bladder. You will need surgery, soon. Go to a fucking doctor, idiot.

>>7216170
>filename isn't "It's hard to stand of both feet"

>>7215125
>>7215138
What does it feel like?

>>7216297
he ded

>>7215125
>>7215138
That's not how it works... I insert my sounds all the time. if it goes in far you can either just push it out internally (using the same muscles as when you pee) by actually pissing or cuming or get it out externally by pushing the end through the tube under your prostate (placing your finger with pressure behind your balls between your butt and itll come out)

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Anyone know of any good dickfucking smut?
It's a pretty damn difficult fetish to find.

http://pastebin.com/kfz7WSgm

>>7217650
Psst post before and after photos

>>7217795
This

>>7217795
It'll be a while before there's visible results and even then it won't be a huge difference. It'll be several sizes of these before a before and after would be impressive but I guess I'll be sure to take the "before" pic soon.

>>7217972
Cool

>>7215434
>>7215875
>>7216297
>>7216884
>>7217645

It felt fucking awesome at the time! mmnff that bulge was so damn sexy and desu the feeling of it going down was really good too.

Yeah, it totally got curled up in my bladder. I've got a pretty average 6" dick, but the sound was 17 inches, and I guess on my back and what not after it got into the bladder gravity just took over. There was nothing to stop it, so down it went. Actually really sexy going out and about the next day with a coiled up worm like bladder babby inside me, but it sucked going to piss and having it like stop your bladder from closing all the way. I had old person bladder for a couple days.

I got it back though! Yeah, I did need to go to see a urologist, but they wanted to have me put under to get it back out. I kinda wanted to watch, but well how do you argue with they guys putting stuff down your dick? Anywho, turned out fine, but it was a couple grand for the bills, so that's lame. Nearly zero pain pissing (better than after some sounding sessions I've had), almost no blood, and was in and out of the hospital in like a few hours, most of them waiting for the room to be available. Also I havn't taken a super close look at it, but it seemed like the silicone weathered his clamps and what not just fine, so except for putting a retaining something on it I'll probably keep on enjoying using it!

>>7218888
I wish I was rich enough for a few grand to just be "lame", that would fucking bankrupt me.

You're an extremely laid back person.

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>>7218888
A fool and his money are soon parted

>>7218893
I try to be! Way I see it being stressed out has never helped me with anything, so like, fuck that noise.

But yeah.. I really did not want to be spending that. It sucks, but I do have a good income and low expenses so I'll be okay.

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REMINDER
There's a community outside of /d/ where posts drawn cg and real are encouraged.
See
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>>7219142
>https://discord.gg/tXqXBPa
Thanks you do gods work anon

>>7219333
Post pics nigger

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>>7209355
bullshit you can't. Get a 12 inch long, hollow-bore silicone sound. Have to plug one end or piss will just come out. The challenge is trying to hit the prostate instead.

>>7219553
>trying to hit the prostate instead
Look at the pic again. There is no "instead", if you reach the bladder you've already gone past the prostate.

Bumpity

>>7220231
Never implied the prostate was past the bladder, m8, just harder to tap.

>>7221026
Budump

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don't try this at home. straws are really bad for your urethra.

>>7222308
Yup, bad idea to shove sharp plastic edges into your dick. They don't disinfect properly, they will cut into your urethra and won't feel any good because they are not thick or stable enough to exert any pressure.
In fact, nothing that isn't completely smooth and properly disinfected should ever go in there. That means polished steel and medical silicone only.

Where does one get medical silicone?

>>7222604
There's a site called Silicone Nozzles which has a section of specifically made silicone sounds. I have a few toys from them, and I can confirm they're good stuff. Before you order an actual toy I'd recommend getting the little sample triangles that let you feel each of the firmnesses, because the first thing I got from them was way softer than I expected and didn't end up being right for my purposes.

>>7223199
Seconded. I have three from that site as well. You can customize almost any style to your liking, and the person that makes them provides advice and answers to pretty much any concerns. They're a little pricey, but worth it. I even got one that was bent and couldn't fix it myself so they gave me a free replacement.

Anyone got some tips for starting urethral insertions?
I can't get rods for it, and I'm confused for how far things are supposed to go.
Also how I could stretch it out really wide would be great.

>>7223848
It's the exact same tiplist as starting anal, except with "Sterilize your shit" added.
Start gentle and small with lots of lube. Decide if you like this thing. If so, go a little bigger. Repeat until you decide you liked the last size better. Experiment with materials and textures as desired and budget permits.

>>7223864
Any good items I could start out with, or materials to avoid?
Thinking about using a glossy smooth (Not like a normal #2) pencil first with some vaseline.

>>7223875
Only use things made of medical silicon or polished steel. Remember, sterilize your shit.
Urinary track infections are fucking nightmares, they can linger for months and make peeing feel like stabbing your dick.

>>7205922
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>>7205934
>>7205980
Sauce pls

>>7223875
You can buy a set of Hegar sounds for $20. Do it. Get Surgilube in single-use packets, too.
Do not put things into your dick that weren't expressly made to go into your dick.

>>7206382
This is a crazy big turn on, wow.

>>7209416
Been sounding since I was 16, now 24 (I can take up till 14/15mm) and I can honestly tell you that bladder sounding is STUPID AS FUCK. If you want to lose your ability to hold in your pee then you should really reconsider doing what you're doing. It's not about UTI's but losing the strength of your muscles.

I've been part of large groups who do sounding long enough to have seen multiple stories of people doing ''deep sounding'' and the horrible after effects of it. :/

This is coming from someone who can fit an entire knife in his cock haha.

>>7211350
Never had that, I enjoy it and it never pinches.

>>7217650
I got one too but for some reason it gives me terrible itching... Such a shame.

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>>7224975
The metal beads pinch, i dont know about the plastic ones

>>7219333
>flimsy gaping flesh tube
This is gonna happen and it's gonna be shriveled and gross.

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just started captioning

>>7226722
thought this might fit here

>>7208288
Woooooah you're my hero man, I've jacked it to that many a times. Anything else you wanna own up to

>>7226722
Proofread your shit.

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>>7226733

In the context of this thread? A few things, but my favorite is this one.

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>>7227772

And this one, but it's a bit more convoluted, and Western.

>>7227774
Niiice...

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>limit over 3mb

https://my.mixtape.moe/jselsf.webm

sfm draenei horsecock fucking

>>7227774
wow...
thats all sorts of awesome

>>7227774
What is she squeezing?

The prostate?

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>>7229579

Correct.

>>7228312
>>7229531

Thank you.

And this pic isn't mine, but it does belong to a friend.

>>7229619
>An addictive poison that would turn pain into pleasure and also relaxes your muscles for easy insertion of eggs into most orifices

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>>7229692

>>7229692
>>7229694
artist?

>>7230438
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=257343

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My ultimate fantasy is for a girl to wear a silicone sound with a strap-on harness, and fuck my dick like a pussy.

Gonna need to find a reaaaall open-minded chick.

Don't you die on me

>>7232944
and a reaaaall open-ended dick.

>>7221479
We need more urethral worms

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>>7236445
Not really. Silicone sounds are pretty easy to fit in.

>>7239735
Yeah but if you're gonna have someone else thrusting it with their whole body you don't want it anywhere near too big.

>>7223945
good ol radiohead
https://nhentai.net/g/74719/

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>>7245563
just saw someone else already responded, apologies.

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>>7245570
your punishment is to stuff something huge up your urethra

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>>7245648
Whoops.

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Lol

>>7245681
Why is slime urethral so hard to find?

>>7218888
>I'll probably keep on enjoying using it!

DO NOT keep using the full length, retainer or not!

If it KNOTS in your bladder they will need to go in through your abdomen and cut your bladder open! You could end up with a fucking urostomy bag taped to your side, dude

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>>7248344
SO yeah this is a pretty real consideration with long toys. Already I clenched and had that 'cum spurt' muscle reflex while I was withdrawing it one time, and the tip of it got shoved back along itself, like a flattened S, so the last ~6 inches of it was instead folded back, and forward again into the same ~2 inch section. Thank goodness it was the skinny part (though it probably couldn't have happened with the thicker part), but even so the lump I could feel as I had to slowly pull it back out (instead of letting it slip out like it normally will) was freaking me out. It came out though, and no injury, not even stinging after a few hours of resting it up. I'm not sure how much of this whole experience with this thing is due to the crazy soft silicone (though that's also been kinda the cause of more than a few parts of it too), the fact that my dick has seen some shit and apparently know how to deal, or blind dumb ass luck that I REALLY should not be pushing.

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take care or you'll end up in >>7249597

>>7250820
I'd say the only thing you need to worry about is UTI, not straight up losing your dick.

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Artist is Bunnox

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Also this

>>7227774
lmao didnt know there were dota fans who were into this too

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>>7251055
Futa faeries fucking normal cocks is the best.

also wish i knew what games had this fetish, only one i know is CoC