WYR II: Electric Bogoaloo

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>>7188623
Well, B is fucking horrible and not really that sexy at all, but A could be pretty good if they turn into BBWs like in your pic, as opposed to land-whales.

SO. Would you rather...

A: Live on a farm the rest of your life with no electricity, but you can be / can fuck / can be fucked by any sort of (farm) animal-girl you could imagine, dicks optional on your part. And you can switch things around whenever you want.

B: Turn one person into your life into a were-something, who will instinctively seek you out each full moon. Turn that bitchy girl into a soft and sexy milf? Turn that asshole jock into a big-bootied trap? The sky's the limit.

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>>7188623
>bad news

>>7188777
>BBWs
>Big Beautiful Womans
jesus that picture is awesome

Why would I have no electricity? Theres no solar panels? Wind or water turbines? Treadmills hooked up to a generator??
Full moons only happen once a month, and you only get one slave.

I would still choose A for the full time four footed fuckery.

>>7188623
A
>>7188777
A

Would you rather....

A. Become a very cute trap that can get pregnant with any girl you want and you will always look pregnant and can get bigger

C. You can have a pocket dimension that you can access whenever you want and you could create your waifu in it. However, she won't immediately fuck you and you must have a real relationship with her and can take het out. You can also create money in that dimension along with a bedroom for you and your waifu to have "private time"

>>7188623
Assuming that the futa are attracted to men, definitely B. The thought of being a fuckdoll for futa makes me shiver.

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>>7188777
>were-something. definitively.
>still hard to imagine how it would seek me.

So would you rather

A: be able to insta-strap anybody you see in any bondage gear you can imagine, but the same is also applied to you

B: be able to get the control of anybody under your sight but they get the control of yours.

>>7188867
Meant B lol

>>7188777
B. I need vidya to live.
>A could be pretty good if they turn into BBWs like in your pic, as opposed to land-whales
They would get to a nice plumpness, then just keep getting bigger and bigger with no endpoint.
>>7188867
A.
>>7188872
B.

You would choose

A: women now outnumber men 8-to-2. The top men, the men who women want to be with, are transformed to match the new ratio. Future birthrates will continue the skewed demographics. You stay male regardless of your desirability.

B: Sex acts are considered basic manners. Business meetings begin with handjobs, women finger each other instead of hugging if they haven't seen each other in a while, and a teacher of the appropriate sex will... reward students with the best marks. Sex between family members is seen as normal and is reccomended by mental health professionals.

Wyr,..

A: have your cock reach an unprecedented size. A man-sausage so meaty that smaller women won't be able to handle the mammoth. It's a grower that'll make a woman salivate even before it's erect. But it's also invisible. You can feel it, as can anybody else, but it is completely transparent and guys in the locker room will only see a a pair of balls. If you take a piss people will see a yellow stream materialize a bit over a foot away from you. If you fuck a girl people will see everything inside her overstretched pussy.

B: you can turn people into adorable oppai lolis. Transforming them is painless and instantaneous, but turning them back takes massive amounts of time and effort, including multiple goat sacrifices. You can make their breasts as big and milky as you want. You can even control the inflicted individual's fertility including having them immediately pregnant with quadruplets (though it always starts at week one.) If you don't change somebody at least once a month random people around you will change, possibly yourself.

>>7190223
Oppai lolies, hands down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFpks7EvkQY

Congratulations! You have written a fantasy novel series and are about to get big bucks for adaption rights. It's a shame that the buyer is...

A: Uwe Boll who wants to make a film adaption for Netflix. He is going to bash thousands of pages of lore into about 90 minutes.

B: Gearbox wants to make a video game adaption. Pitchford himself is a fan of your books, but wishes they were more diverse.

C: A Chinese TV channel that will turn it into a nearly unrecognizable science fiction series to appease the censors.

D: A Japanese artist will adapt it into a Western-targeted manga. There will be lots of subsequent porn involving things you may not like.

>>7190970
D. It sounds like it would be fucked with the least, and porn of it is okay.

WRY:
1) Have the most sensitive body ever. The slightest touch can get you near that orgasm and nothing more than clothing touching your skin can make you dripping. The scientific community is interested, and as a result, you get some relief at the cost of freedom. Placed in stasis to prevent constant orgasm, you spend most of your time sleeping. Occasionally, you are awoken to participate in a "test," but you're beginning to suspect your handlers are willing to whore you out to anyone in the name of such tests. You're getting woken up more and more.

2) The giant/giantess of your dreams has caught you and intends to make you their pet. They're your ideal body type, and have the perfect voice when speaking to you. They like to take you out of your cage and "play" with you, sometimes stick you in their clothing, and cuddle. One problem with your dream...they are incredibly neglectful. In order to get your water refilled you have to bang around until you annoy them, and occasionally even banging around for food is not enough. They forget to clean you, and when they do, it feels like they're handling you without care.

>>7191121
1. I don't feel like living in my own feces.

You must take a bride from a selection of women. Do you choose...

-Elizabeth: the most British woman who has ever lived. Her teeth are a wreck and she looks like an absolute slag. But on the positive side she has a very soothing voice and lactates the perfect cup of tea with just the right amount of cream and sugar. Her pussy smells and tastes vaguely of curry even though she has good hygiene down there. Comes in Anglican and Sunni flavors.

-Belle: a sweet Southern girl whose a goddess in the kitchen. She is like a massive pillow with a wet hole, the kind of delicious thicc normally only found in 2D. She is also fiercely loyal and wouldn't leave your for a man a thousand times better. Be warned that she browses /pol/ for hours a day and her favorite lingerie is styled after the Confederate flag. Will teach your children how to use guns.

-Himiko: a girl just as weird and deviant as you are. She's taller than you by a worrying margin and is sickly thin and pale, but some decent meals and sunlight should fix that right up. She's a total fujoshi and will quickly fill your selves with figurines and Blu-Ray sets. She's just as horny as you are, loves the fetishes you love and hates the ones you hate. You have to shave her body and brush her hair.

>>7192255
Belle, plus she's already modeled after my waifu mostly

WyR

A) get thrown throw time and space where you end up in a fantasy universe where Dragons Trolls and other creatures exists. And become a prize jewel amongst an orc war tribe. (Depending on sexual preference) you're either lusted by the males, females or some other mixed match of them while for the fact you are the first, last human.

Or

Again thrown through time and space into time where the you are the leader of human crusaders raping and pillaging all the lands to rid the free earth from elves, trolls and other fantastical beasts?

>>7188623
A. Although if I'm a "survivor" at this point I'm doing something wrong. Now where could the infected have gone?

>>7188777
B. I wonder how my wife is going to cope with being a were-trap?

>>7188867
B. I got free time on my hands.

>>7188872
B. Just wait till people are asleep.

>>7189546
A. I have ugly co-workers.

>>7192255
Belle. She would fit in with some of my family.

WYR

A. People you are attracted to are suddenly far more attracted to you and people you are currently with are very willing to share, even spouses. The catch? The more physical you become with someone the more their body will transform into their absolute sexual peak. Women will explode into 10/10 MILF-y goddesses and men will become bodybuilding Adonises. When physical contact ends they revert to their original form. Finally, if you have sex with someone, it will burn them out. Burned out women become traps and burned out men become reverse traps. It takes people a week to recover from a burn out before their body returns back to normal. Having sex with someone who is burned out will increase their recovery time by 3 days per orgasm.

B. Wake up in a parallel world where you are the Duke/Duchess of your state (or pick any state in the world, ei Texas, California, Wales, Alberta, ect). You have great wealth but the responsibility to rule. Your royal duties run like a 9-5 job with weekends and vacation. Fortunately at home you have a harem of the 10 individuals you found most attractive in your personal life, spanning across your entire life, with no restrictions other than you have had to have met them in person. Also, we mean anyone, to include family members, not that it's a problem for royalty I am told.

>>7192318
The second one, DEUS FUCKING VULT.
>>7192429
B. I declare myself God Emperor of Scotland. I never been there but the weather seems comfortably damp.

Would you rather

I: Genderfluidity takes on a new and terrifying meaning. People will morph between male and female depending on their environment, temperament, desires, and resources. A timid, frail man will find himself transforming into a woman and a butch, aggressive woman will become a man. If there are a surplus of men many will turn female to provide balance, but it never seems to happen the other way around. One cannot will changes but can enter conditions that would trigger them.

II: A government experiment to combat racism takes a turn for the dōjinesque. Biodroid women, ranging from a tan caramel to an ebony dark chocolate in skin tone will be created and assigned to shackle up with randomly-selected users of "alt-right" websites. Her body type will roughly correspond with his pornographic tastes. The idea being that if the men got laid they'd stop all the "White pride" stuff. Regardless of your relationship status or politics she'll be knocking on your door.

>>7188870
They are attracted to anything breathing and vaguely human-shaped. They fuck men, they fuck women, they fuck each other, they will even fuck certain species of ape if they can find them.

>>7188623
B, hot futa sex and survival
>>7188777
B, need my video games, Lily is gonna get one he'll of a shock when she finds out she's got a dick as well
>>7188867
C?B?, oho boi...
>>7188872
A, it's the lesser of two bad choices
>>7189546
A, my senpai is all dudes...
>>7190223
A, be real cool
>>7190970
B, eh...
>>7191121
1, ain't living in shit
>>7192255
Belle, hnnnng
>>7192318
DEUS VULT
>>7192429
A, hot women into traps? Fuck yeah
>>7192826
II, Niiiiice

>>7194108
Senpai? I meant family...

>>7194111
It's a word filter. Allow me to demonstrate.
>F a m T b h
>Fa m Tb h
>F am T bh
>Senpai Tbh
Apparently, these phrases have become associated with really annoying people. Too much of a new-friend to give you any details beyond that.

>>7194356
Wait, why didn't it work with the other one? Weird... Oh well. BACK ON TOPIC!

WYR:
A) You wake up tomorrow morning and have an app on your phone that will let you enter people's dreams and screw with them in order to influence how they act in real life. With sufficient skill, you will even be able to induce physical transformations. However, this will require weeks, if not months of careful manipulation, because if you do too much at once, their sub-conscious will catch on and murder your ass like in Inception.

B) You wake up and have a different app that lets you apply whatever transformation you want directly to the subject, with options for whether or not they're aware of it, whether or not anyone else is aware of it, etc. The catch is that you have to play a *really shitty* Match-3 game in order to build up "TF Energy", with larger changes requiring more energy to implement.

>>7194362
Tbh desu
T b h t b h

>>7194366
...Huh.

>>7194356
Yeah I know, I thought I typed family instead of f a m...

>>7192255
Belle, because she is perfect.

1) you choose, male or female. If male, you get 2 massive 18 inch cocks with 4 grapefruit sized balls that will grow with your constant cum production. You are able to cum truly massive amounts of cum that will burst any non-custom condom. If female, you get 4 huge, firm, but natural breasts in a 2x2 configuration. You only need a bra to keep them from bouncing when working out. You permanently are lactating, and your breasts swell with milk, and will continue to swell until you are milked. The catch? You are married to two incredibly hot, lactating futa twins. They are both 6'6", H cup, with 27 inch cocks and cantaloupe size balls. They love to fuck you, and get fucked by you, and have complete control over your orgasm or let down. With one being super dominant, and the other super submissive.

2) You are extremely unattractive, and if male, have a tiny cock and balls, and if female, as flat as a board. But everyone of the other sex is 15/10 hot, with huge tits and ass or huge cock and balls. You can have sex with anyone, how you want, and even have a harem if you want, but everytime you have sex, they are extremely disappointed, and kinda regret having sex with you.

>>7192429
I am now the Duke of Texas, although I would like all of the land of the former Republic of Texas versus just the current state if possible.

>>7192826
I. This should be interesting.

>>7194362
B. I got time on my hands to play games if it means I get more control over the transformations.

>>7194760
I'd go with 2, because I wouldn't have to deal with the dominant futa.

>>7194760
1. Female.

Would you rather

A: In a world created by a toy company, you are the chosen one. You are the master of a AR collectible card game and must fight your way to become the world champion and fight aliens or something; outside of battle there's little in the way of plot consistency. Because the toys are expensive as sin the company is aiming for the otaku demographic so all the monsters are sexy girls. Yes, you WILL be put into high school again. Yes, you will be VERY unpopular until you prove your worth. And no, you WILL be in a relationship with worst girl.

B: You find yourself a girl whose almost perfect. She's smart, funny, beautiful, loyal, loving, and has never been touched by a man before you. There is a catch, as they're always is.... Imagine the effects of lactose intolerance, now imagine them multiplied ten fold, now imagine that at all times. It doesn't bother her at all, in fact she seems to like it in a weird way. Good luck sleeping with her when her stomach sounds like a lawnmower and the room smells like death. If you're extra degenerate you can be a clone of her, but why would you?

Aliens have discovered the earthly Internet. The first website they discover is 4chan, and the first board they discover is /d/. They have abducted you and will not let you leave until you press one of their buttons. You press...

-The red button. It turns out aliens are quite fond of this whole "futanari" thing and are more than happy to turn everybody into attractive and well-endowed ones. The good news is that there are no longer ugly people or gender politics. The bad news is that nobody but you can handle the changes and everybody becomes a dysfunctional wreck with many even mentally regressing into infancy. You can take control of most of the world and nobody will care. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

-The yellow button. The aliens feel pity for humanity and its countless wars, famines, diseases, and plagues and decide that it's the Gray Man's Burden to elevate these hairless apes. Human will be, painfully and slowly, brought into the fold of the Intergalactic Wolçæĥbulth Empire. Earth will become obsolete and humans will be taken to world millenniums more advanced and genetically modified to survive the atmosphere. Humans are considered adorable, will be treated like something between a servant and a pet.

-The history eraser button. What'll happen? We don't know. Maybe something bad, maybe something good; I guess we'll never know!

>>7197410
The red button, because the other two buttons seem like they've got worse effects.

You have been given the gift of universal waifu deliverance. Your job is to rid the world of lonely men and decide what sort of woman each man will get. You decide upon...

>Futas. They look relatively normal but are packing some serious heat underneath. Bisexuals, homosexuals, and /d/eviants get proper ones with functional dicks but straight men get ones with bizarre enormous clits the size of penises. Women won't feel threatened but men will freak the fuck out and might kill them if everything isn't explained well in advance.

>Cinnamon girls. Delicious brown all around. Will cause massive amounts of fuss in places like Korea and Poland but most men won't care once they get one. Daughters will have a similar color but sons will be their father's race, so a baby girl might look Egyptian or Filipino but a baby boy would look like pure Swede or Dane. Normal women will absolutely hate them and try to use shame to force them away from men.

>Soft. Built for cuddling with all the cushion you can push. Their massive weight is distributed well with no strange blobs or cellulite. It doesn't cause any health problems for themselves but their cooking can give normal people heart attacks. Normal women won't be particularly upset or jealous but most men will be indifferent to their better, squishier halves.

>Elves. Knife-ears are conveniently exempt from both human rights and animal protection laws. Their figures are extremely varied though always lovely. Contrary to most fantasy novels they are towering mini-giantesses and most men don't even reach their breasts. They do not speak any human language and refuse to learn any. They are very dominant and don't take "no" for an answer.

A 25th century biotech firm needs volunteers for its projects, but as they cannot find any they must go to the past and bring people forward in time. You have been deemed irrelevent enough to safely move without unwanted results. You choose to be...

A: a professional breeder for a family so influential that it makes the Rothchilds look pathetic in comparison. Artificial wombs are the norm for childbearing even for the destitute, but having an actual person carry it is a sign that you're so rich you can afford to endanger your child's future just because. You'll be an exceptionally beautiful young woman, and get to experience luxury that not even the highest members of the Illuminati can dream of and see marvels that make the loftiest science fiction look frugal and pessimistic. The husband's only donating sperm, and everything is to please the rather strange interests and kinks of the wife. She has very... large tastes and loves to see you struggle and moan, but won't do anything to intentionally hurt you.

B: Become a contestant on a solivision program where people from all times and places are brought together Big Brother-style. You'll get to meet real people from feudal Japan, WWII, the Mayan Empire, the neolithic era, and darkest Africa, and more. You'll all get chips that let you understand each other, but for the sake of drama they will be randomly turned off or "malfunction" and cause horrible misunderstandings. The competitions are all simulations and nobody is actually harmed, but getting pierced by a mammoth tusk or your brains split by a battle ax still hurts as much as it would for real. Do well and you will get fabulous prizes and any woman you want, but if you fail the audience will decide your dreaded fate, which may or may not involve anal probing.

Hell Is real, and it's looking for recruits. A representative comes to you, and gives you two options...

>become a very powerful demon of lust ,but you're stuck in hell. You can look into the earthly realm using various magics and devices, communicate with and tempt mortal men, and can be summoned to possess individuals or sometimes even take on a physical form. When you're not fucking with people in the real world you're free to take out any of your frustrations on the billions of evil souls within hell. Although demon hunters may try to stop you or your cults, you're basically an epic level threat and have little to fear. Your body is basically whatever you want it to be, whenever you want it to be.

>become a semi-powerful demon of lust that can travel between Earth and Hell at will. It's almost your job to try and have sex with as many mortals as possible, alongside other hedonistic behaviors, but demon hunters have a knack for tracking your kind and it's best to stay on the move. Your body is highly mutable, although not to the level as above, and you can alter it whenever you're in hell for an extended period.

>>7200442
The first one sounds like a whole lot of fun.

WyR

A: Women no longer exist as we know them: only men and cuntboys. The ratio is an even 50/50 and again outside of a locker room there's no distinguishing features. Penises are considered God's greatest gift and "flaps" are though of as disgusting and only begrudgingly acknowledged for reproductive purposes. In some more authoritarian nations there is "reproductive conscription" to keep the birthrate up, but in more liberal societies cuntboys are paid handsomely to have babies. The society looks like one where Australium is as common as water, and our normal men would be considered twinks.

B: Men no longer exist as we know them: only women and dickgirls. Women outnumber dickgirls 8-to-1. Unless you're in a locker room or sauna it's impossible to tell whose packing heat, so if you take somebody home you have no idea what you're getting. Dickgirls don't have proper testicles, but an internal organ that generates so much cum that if they don't blow a load every few hours they begin to bloat, penises are small and satisfaction instead comes from a full womb. There are no longer and masculine-looking people, and a woman who might be considered charmingly boyish in our reality would be considered a raging bulldyke in the new one; that doesn't mean ugly people don't exist.

I guess I'll have to keep making more to bump until people decide to answer....

WyR

A: Secrete an extremely powerful pheromone that attracts yandere girls. All you have to do is walk though any crowded area and you'll leave with at least a handful of women insanely in love with you in the worse possible sense. There's no guarantee that they'll be your type and there's no telling what they might do to either you or each other. Your sexual tastes might not align but they will happily indulge your most deprived and sickening fantasies, and may look though your computer to find out what you're into and "surprise" you; if you're into things like lolicon or vore this will not end well for either of you.

B: Fantasy creature are now real. Elves, orcs, dwarfs, griffins, dragons, the works. The more beastly either roam the plains free or are placed into special zoos for children to gawk at. Elves are snooty cunts that hate everybody and refuse to live with humans, orcs live on reservations or ghettos and are only good for manual labor such as mining and construction, and dwarfs are ugly but see humans as complete equals and are masters at skilled trades and beer brewing. Racism takes on a whole new meaning when half the sapient population are perfectly willing to see all others exterminated.

>>7190223
B

Because I'd be like Light in Death Note.. but instead of killing the undesirables, I'll turn them into something desirable.


Hate a politician?
Instant Lolification.

That max security prison full of societies scum.
Now a sexy daycare.

>>7201018
B: Futa is my fetish
>>7201959
B: Yanderes are not my Fetish

After many years of unfulfilling sex, you've decided to turn to the occult and summon a succubus. She then reveals that as the 1 millionth customer, you get a bonus.
WYR:

A: Get whisked away to Hell and become a private pleasure slave to your Mistress. You will want for nothing, and have all the sex you can dream.

B: Take up her offer and become one of the legions of the damned, shadowing your supervisor and 'helping' clients, until you can strike out on your own.

>>7202037
A. Who says Hell has to be torture?

Their has been a massive depopulation event that managed to kill oe ¾ of the earth's population but somehow flew over your radar, only being notified when the Selective Service sent you a letter demanding that you travel to a facility somewhere in the middle of Nebraska for a "repopulating initiative;" a plane ticket is included. You are given a small but pleasant condo and given choices on what your part will be. Would you rather...

A: Do it the boring way and help manage an artificial womb farm. It's an intellectual challenge and you will be working very long hours and most weekends, you won't have time to study but the work is a class in an of itself. It's dignified work that will impress your folks and the paycheck is fat enough to fuel the most expensive and useless hobbies at full blast while paying the bills, shopping at expensive organic grocery stores, taking girls to fancy restaurants on the regular, and still having money left over. A shame you don't have the time.

B: Do it the practical way and become a "consent referee" for the people actually breeding. You have to make sure the guy asks before doing something as basic as groping and make sure the girl lets the guy knows she's uncomfortable and doesn't hide it and get upset later. It's a useless busywork job ripe for "diversity" and you are the only man who does the job, and you will be judged very harshly for it. They pay is enough to live comfortably and the deal is only sweetened as you only work about 15 hours a week at the very most.

C: Do it the /d/ way. Yadda yadda yadda everybody's a futa yadda yadda yadda tits bigger than basketballs basketballs yadda yadda yadda yadda dicks the size of your arm yadda yadd yadda you know exactly how this goes.

>>7201018
B.
I'm not really into futa, but at a ratio of 8-1 and the tell of needing to get off every few hours, I don't think they'll be all that hard to avoid.

>>7199539
Elves, because I like my women freakishly tall.

WyR

A: Be the most powerful man in the galaxy. You can reduce an entire battalion of tanks to rubble with your hands tied behind your back, scream so loud that it can be heard across the world, take a dive into a volcano and not even feel like you're in a sauna, swim down to the darkest depths of the ocean and eat a shark whole; your powers are limitless. You cannot control your seemingly infinite power. If you try fucking a girl half her body will end of disintegrated and the other half will be about a mile away, if you fart everybody within five miles will die an excruciating painful death of suffocation and burning, and your breaths will consume so much oxygen that even if you don't do anything you'll kill nearly all life on earth. Thank god you can survive indefinitely in the void of space because the Grim Reaper is scared shitless of you to the point where he won't even bother trying to send out any underlings.

1/2

>>7203050
I mean A sounds excellent.

>>7204675
B: Run the kitchen specialty brothel catering to every fetish under the sun. What is physically possible is done professionally and sensually and what isn't is simulated using hyper-advanced complete immersion VR developed by a computer which is developed by a computer which is continuously updated and improved by a group of autists who revere it as a god and have no idea what lewd things the machine is doing and only leave the lab for a minute or so every few months. Only the 1% of the 1% can afford to partake in such premium debauchery. You will never be able to afford a proper trip and don't get an employee discount. It doesn't even look like a whorehouse, more like a fancy hotel or office. You sometimes get to see some of people who do the dirty work, and even if you hate their specialty just a glimpse of them is enough to give you an erection lasting days. Maybe, just maybe, you can befriend one of them.

>>7204675
>>7204697
>wyr destroy the world or not destroy the world

Gee anon I dunno

>>7204711
>He doesn't want to destroy humanity and conquer entire solar system as an immortal demigod

>>7188867
I choose B, with a shapeshifter waifu. A doesn't sound very fun or even interesting.

Again I have to keep this thread alive myself.

WyR

A: Have a near-infinite supply of warm chocolate milk from a harem of Black women. The lighter-skinned ones make it sweet, mild, and perfect for everyday use while the really dark ones make it rich, velvety, and a dessert in and of itself. They get along great with each other and will pile on you you in bed to get a chance at your dick and keep you warm. They do have jobs of varying pay and skill though they won't let you be a NEET without constant insults and sass.

B: Doggirls are very real and ownership is socially accepted. They are human sized, though oddly the size of men instead of normal women. Though often breathtakingly beautiful they are unable to do something as simple as tie their shoelaces and can only be trained to say a few words. They grow to LOVE their masters but don't know how to show it without doing things like ripping off your clothes the moment you gets home from work nd if she's a Saint Bernard or other large breed she can really hurt you if you don't comply; though there's no reason you wouldn't.

>>7206261 I think I'd pick B. I'm not much for chocolate milk or the idea of using breast milk from humans, and I prefer girls of caucasian or east-asian descent. That being said, them being dog girls would present some challenges, probably that she'd be all but a child and would need taking care of a lot, but it's the optimal choice. At least it's only one person instead of several. And, hey, stupidly gorgeous girl with (I assume) only dog ears and tail who loves me like a dog would... Why not?

So...

WYR

A - Be able to transform into anything you wish, for any length of period that you desire. However, the longer you stay in said form, the higher the risk you run of losing sight of who/what you were before. I.E - if you go from being a man, and spend a lot of time in the body of a woman, you might forget that you were a man, and be unable to return to your original form (Female body will then be treated as the original body, and you retain shapeshifting powers). If the same happens as an animal, however, you will also be reduced to their level of intelligence, and lose the ability to change shape at all (since transformation requires human level intellect).

B - You can change your form ONCE. You will never be able to return to your old body. The extents of the shapeshifting ability is unlimited. You could become a rock, or a veritable god/goddess whose beauty is barely human.

>>7200032
>you will never get to bum-rush the crew of flight 19 with your squad of Seljuk clerics

>>7188623
>the infection is [...] never fatal
>You are [...] desperately fighting for survival.

Kind of a contradictory premise there.

>>7206735
I always figured that it would mean that you are reduced to a mindless sex-seeking creature enslaved by your instincts and unable to perform higher cognitive functions; though their flesh is alive and well they are for all intents and purposes rape zombies.

WYR

A - Imagine your ideal partner / waifu / etc. Got it?

Every living person on earth (except you) has been transformed into the object of your desire. However the transformation is only on a physical level. While the population of the planet may all look like that cute 2-d girl of your dreams, mentally everyone is still the same as before. No one seems to notice or mind the change, but keep in mind that every politician, grandma, pro-athlete, and convict will act the same as before. Everyone also will be at their physical prime until they are due to die of natural causes. Pregnancies still happen, because magic. Family gatherings will be awkward.


B - You get a Waifu, no strings attached. They will be faithful, caring, and madly in love with you.

However it isn't actually your Waifu that you are receiving. The ideal partner of 10 random anons from /d/ will be placed before you. You will have to choose one from this selection. Hopefully the odds are in your favor and you get a good pool of candidates to choose from, otherwise you might be stuck with someone (or thing) that will attempt to spend the rest of their life with you, regardless of how you feel about the situation.

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Would you rather:

A. Be able to summon an enormous sex-storm on any given day for two hours. Upon saying "it's time to call down the thunder," a cloud of your color choice will materialize and begin to affect people in ways you can only vaguely control within a strict ruleset. The three primary aspects of the storm are rain, wind, and lightning. Rain affects physical transformation, winds carry mental changes, and lightning strikes fill targets with lust.

With practice, your control over the intensity of each aspect will increase and you will also be able to make the storm do more specific things. Eventually, your ultimate power is to control these powers on a small (personal, airbender-like) scale, but only after decades of practice.

B. Have a blanket-girl familiar who will perform all that you ask and care immensely for your wellbeing. She possesses the ability to turn into other various, thin covering-like things, including a sweet cape or an umbrella. She can exert force considered strong for a human, and, if you wear her or sleep with you, will hug, cuddle, and/or massage you as much as you would like. If she is destroyed, she will inhabit a new blanket. Since she's semi-corporeal, her proportions can be that of whatever you wish, as well.

After years of cuddling and bonding, she will learn how to speak with you telepathically and will be able to turn into full clothing sets.(including gloves, which allow her to easily manipulate things).

She never needs washing.

>>7206947
A sounds perfect desu

>>7206526
>And, hey, stupidly gorgeous girl with (I assume) only dog ears and tail who loves me like a dog would... Why not?
Because it's like having an ultra-sexual special needs child and she'll probably need human food instead of cheaper dog food.
Also A.
>>7206747
A.
>>7206947
B

You get into a head-on collision with a mack truck, but you don't die. You instead join a pantheon of gods. You are...

A: The Eternal Memelord. Second only to Kek in the waging of memetic warfare, you hold the fate of the world in your image macros. You can descend down to the mortal realm as a Gondola, but like Gondola you are only in the background as an observer; unable to be noticed or affect anything. You can meme your favorite fetishes from being despised and borderline illegal to being something seen as humorous and benign as feet.

B: Degenereth. You derive your power from the depravity of man. Every corpse violated, every loli fapped to, every shit eaten makes you stronger. While your source is plentiful you need a whole lot of it to do anything. Your powers include causing hard drug addiction, orchestrating rapes, and inspiring pornographic works of all mediums and any kinks. You play poker with the Great Old Ones on the weekends.

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>>7209109
B, the age of /d/ is upon us and I will feast upon its resonance.

WYR:

A. The closest neighbor you dislike moves out. In their stead, moves in a goat girl. She's got a goat's hindlegs, complete with hooves and a little tail, as well as pointy years and goat horns. Her human parts are smoking hot. She's a rabid party animal with an insatiable libido, and her favorite pastimes are dancing, music and drinking. She plays loud music at all times of the day and night and always has enough alcohol to start a party, which she does about every couple days. She'll spread her legs in the blink of an eye, no strings attached, any time, every time. Don't expect her to be monogamous.

B. Same deal, but you get a sheep girl instead. It's a vital difference since the two are completely different species. The sheep girl has fluffy white coat covering her hindlegs, her horns are curly instead of pointy, and instead of hair she has a long mane of cozy, thick, curly white wool. Her personality is the opposite: very shy and introverted, getting her to open up will take ages and she won't have sex before marriage. However she's a superb housewife, and her wool grows so fast and is of such high quality it can be sold to make a decent living. Her prodigious breasts produce creamy, sweet sheep's milk.

>>7209148
B

>>7209148
B sounds cute.

W.Y.R.

A: Become a attractive, though boyish, fit woman. You're stronger than the average man, can run a mile without breaking a sweat, and generally be in such good shape that a doctor would cum if he saw your sterling medical records. Your sexual tastes stay exactly the same but your libido dies down to the levels of a normal woman. Your metabolism is fast and you have zero difficulty keeping in shape. You can be a futa if you want but you'll have a very small penis. You don't have any hair on your legs but if you want shaved pubes or underarms that's your responsibility. Sex with you is so intense that you'd exhaust a professional gymnast in less than 15 minutes. The catch is you have no control over your bowels and will most likely shit yourself at least once a week.

B: Become an attractive, though very large, motherly woman. Your voice, your appearance, your body language, your very being is soothing to everybody around you: babies stop crying, dogs stop barking, people stop arguing, and everything slows down. Your sexual tastes stay the same but your libido increases to that of the world's thirstiest poonhound. Your massive tits produce so much delicious milk that you will literally never run out even if you are hooked up to an industrial milking machine 24/7. Not a strand of hair will grow below the neck. Sex is a struggle because people tend to fall asleep when next to you. You have no control over your bladder and will most likely piss yourself every two or three days.

>>7209655
A.

WYR:

A. Of the women you meet on a daily basis (e.g. co-workers, close friends, classmates, etc.), whichever one you're most physically attracted to will transform over the next 6 months into a sex-addled bimbo built for fucking. Tits will grow by at least 3 cup-sizes, skin will become cleaner, curves smoother, ass larger. She will also turn airheaded and vapid and her interests will shift towards shopping, makeup, sex, and little else. She'll be laughably easy to get in bed and great to fuck.
However, the woman you're least physically attracted to will over the same time period transform into a 2.1 meters musclebound amazon with peak human physical capabilities and an IQ of 180, with a raging sex-drive yet a domineering, cold, sadistic personality. She will be fixated on the same girl as you, but might enjoy fucking you as well... but always on her terms.

B. Same, except your favorite girl will turn into the amazon and your least favorite one into the bimbo, who will lust solely after you, to the amazon's great displeasure.

>>7209655
>The catch is you have no control over your bowels and will most likely shit yourself at least once a week.
>You have no control over your bladder and will most likely piss yourself every two or three days.

These are both terrible!
WYR:
Try to summon a succubus and botch it, getting a fat-assed demoness who now won't leave your house and keeps eating your food, but she'll sleep with you whenever you want and can be bribed with junk food and pastries into casting magic on your behalf.

Try to summon a succubus, and succeed *too well*, getting dragged back to hell by the queen of the entire demonic species. The bad news is, she sees you like more of a pet than a lover. The good news is, this is a MASSIVE step up over most of her victims, because it means you'll never go cold or hungry ever again and don't need to worry about other, lesser succubae trying to do stuff to you.

>>7188623
b is so hot if you remove the pain and replace it with pleasure.

>the futas are just an overly sexualized version of their old personality
>you're immune, so you get hunted and fucked by futas all the time
>your old female friends/family now have a more sexualized appearance and call your name teasingly when you're just out of their reach
>you manage to train a couple futas to be your pets, but they'll outright doubleteam rape you if you dont regularly tend to their hard cocks
>you can literally live on eating cum if you want

>>7209719
>These are both terrible!
PICK YOUR POISON FAGGOT!

After moving to ye standard fantasy anime town, you've set your eyes on three local lassies in particular and're primed to tie the knot. Do you pursue:

A) The Loveshy Bard. The spitting image of an Aryan goddess and with a voice just as divine, she's sweet and perky with wit and tongue of decent sharpness - she's also utterly terrified of intimacy and sex despite being ready for marriage, and the only way to break that fear is with as much public lewdness as possible at your discretion short of outright abuse. You get the feeling that once she or her fear is broken she's going to be an absolute monster in the sheets.

B) The Yandere Mutualist: Not particularly feminine but still cute in her own way, she makes up for her perceived deficiencies with a level of determination and curiosity that can sometimes border outright madness. While utterly devoted to you if you ask for her hand and is open to all manner of kinky suggestions, she also has certain expectations: namely that whoever gives has to get just as much, to the point where if you want kids she'll drag you halfway around the world to find whatever mcguffin's needed to get you knocked up as well, male or female.

C) The Dark Noble (and her little loli, too): Statuesque in beauty and a demeanor as cool as marble, she's devoted herself to pursuing the finest things of this world and others, with arcane knowledge and abilities more than sufficient for that use and abuse. Underneath her facade she's quite warm and soft: her inseparable friend, a ghost loli she picked up from who-knows-where, is a downright manic perv who's got the hots for your potential wife as much as you do and more than a touch of jealousy at times. Marriage means a wildcard sex life where one night sees you spitroasting your wife with her loli friend and the next with you getting battered like a pinata with a giant ghostly dick depending on current household whims.

>>7209148
B, All in for the sweet fluffy sheepfu

>>7201018
B

>>7200032
A

>>7209719
That's a... difficult one.

I mean, B sounds relatively nice, if you're OK with living the life of a slave/pet. I assume you'd have very little freedom, and unable to do much of anything but obey orders by "Your Queen". On the plus size, those "orders" might include doing her. Which, if her status of queen reflects on her appearance and skill, would be freaking amazing.

A leaves you in a bit more familiar territory. You still have your life and such, but with the downside of a lazy-ass succubus who's, if nothing else, willing to fuck your brains out if you ask her. And cast magic... Whatever that magic might entail I dunno.

They have their ups and downs each... I honestly don't know which I'd pick.

>>7209719
B, easily

>>7209851
A certainly

>>7209851
B

In a moment of boredom, the spirit of Robert Howard descends from Valhalla and randomly grants you one of these two boons:

A. You will be transported, permanently, into an exotic, iron-age fantasy world, where the mighty and cunning rule with blade and flame and slavery is a way of life. You can choose to look either like an Aryan demigod, with long, blonde hair and muscles like iron, or a chocolate skinned amazon with same sized biceps but inexplicably huge tits to go with it. In either case, you get a lifetime of combat experience and either a magical sword or bow. In this primeval world, the strong dominate, and you are very strong. It's filled with nubile young maidens, many of them either to be sacrificed to the gods or evil (but lustful) sorceresses themselves. All will crave your cock if you defeat them in combat, or save them. There's also gold to be made there, which can be spent on booze and whores.

The con is that you'll have to live by the sword. It's a dangerous, violent life and there are a lot of big monsters and evil sorcerers out there. It's fun when you win, but you'll have to work hard and if you lose, your death may not be swift.

B. In the same world, but in the decadent City of Onyx and Ivory, where the women wear silken veils and wine and poison flow, you will be turned into a gorgeous virgin, 12 to 18. However, you've been sold into slavery to the evil and obese vizier, who is known for his cruelty. Some days you'll fetch him wine. On others, he'll perform unspeakable acts on you with his acolytes. Serve well, and you'll live in opulence at the harem, eating honeyed delights, bathing in perfumed waters, wearing jewels of turquoise and pleasuring each other. Be cheeky, and you'll be punished by the masked guards. Try to run, and you'll be thrown into the Dungeon of Degeneration, where slaves who were turned to beings who know only lust endlessly ravage the punished, who will slowly transform into their own miserable shapes.

>>7188623

A. In a heartbeat.


So, would you rather

A. Be the most seductive man on earth, and successful every attempt you make, but you need to stuff the faces of every woman you fuck, making them mounds of flab, you still get to fuck them you.

B. Vice versa of a.

>>7188623
B

but try to bypass the immunity

>>7210793
I don't really get what B is supposed to even mean, but I'll go with A regardless.

Would you rather:

- Meet a person who (within the realistic limitations of the human form) looks exactly however you like, loves the same things you love, is talented and intelligent, will always love you and remain loyal to you, showering you with adoration. HOWEVER, if they ever experience an orgasm or perform any kind of sexual act on you, they'll immediately and permanently turn into a /d/orse.

B. Meet a person who looks however you like, but which you otherwise have basically nothing in common with. They won't be fun or interesting to talk to and wouldn't enjoy hanging out with you - but for whatever reason, will always, always consent to you having sex with them, however you like, and will always be super great in bed. There will be nothing emotional about your relationship.

>>7209765
>>7210819
Who said anything about immunity?

>>7188623
Isn't there a flash game similar to B, where you are sent into a zone filled with futas? Does anyone know the name of that game?

>>7188623

>>7210875
if there is no immunity then I'll have to find a way to jump the fence while keeping the rest safe

>>7209719
either S or M

choices

I think I'm going to answer my own questions.
>>7188623
A
>>7190223
B
>>7190970
C
>>7192255
Himiko
>>7192826
II
>>7196172
B
>>7197410
The History Eraser Button
>>7200032
A
>>7201018
A. FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM
>>7201959
B.
>>7203050
C.
>>7206261
A.
>>7209109
A
>>7209655
B

A Purgatorian bureaucrat has shifted into this dimension to strike a deal with you. While beings from Purgatory are not nearly as dangerous or crafty as those from Hell they're not nearly as rewarding. You accept...

A: becoming a cute girl to have lots and lots of cute kids because humans are becoming too ugly. You're not sexy cute, but cute cute, like a kitten. You're just too precious for anybody to dare wrong you or hurt you, but they also look down on you and treat you like a young child. Because nobody would dare defile your sickeningly sweet little body you are fertilized asexually, and carry either twins or triplets. You're so small that they look and feel much bigger than they are, but luckily there's not a single soul on earth who won't help you every single step of the way because seeing you struggle is more unbearable than watching a puppy being tortured.

B: become the prophet of a religion of mediocrity. Heaven is a great place to be, but it's just too hard to get into for weak-willed mortals and it's tough having to send so many people down to the fires of Hell. Your clothes are drab gray robes resembling something between a thawb and a Zhongshan suit. Your powers include boiling cabbage without water and creating spreadsheets with your mind. Holy acts in the religion include watching documentaries and cooking and sins include grooming squirrels and reading backwards. The entire point of the religion is to make entry into Heaven easy while having enough damnable acts to appease the gods.

>>7209856
If you're having trouble choosing, that means I did a good job making them equal.

>>7210875
me, because I like the idea of immunity. I don't really care about the "would you rather" game, i just scour for ideas for stories.

>>7211517
A, it's better to be cute than boring.

>>7188623
A
>>7188777
B
>>7188867
C
>>7190223
B

>>7211517
B, because grooming squirrels SHOULD be a sin.

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>>7188867
B is practically my decade-and-a-half-running daydreaming, so B

>tfw not real

>>7209719
B

>>7210375
A seems awesome desu

Here goes.

A: At random times, two times a week, you will turn into a busty, hung, sex crazed dickgirl, for twenty minutes. That means, you suddenly become feminine, button popping huge tiddies grow on your chest and you get a huge throbbing, jeans-ripping futa cock. And you are in heat. It can wake you up from sleep, it can happen while shopping, it can happen when you're watching a god damn movie. The only way for you to turn back to normal earlier than on the 20 min mark, is to cum. You have a very hazy recollection of what happened afterwards.

or

B: At a random time, once every month, while you have sex with someone, you become tiny mid-intercourse. Like match box size tiny. For an hour.
One minute you're fucking, and poof, where'd he go?! And your partner has to deal with your tiny ass scurrying around on the bedsheets between their thighs.

Congratulations! You can quit your boring old day job because a deity of perversion has decided to grant you some boons: (Select one from each category)

A: Money is deposited into your bank account each time you orgasm.

B: You have a magical milking machine that will transport away your sex juices, depositing money into your bank account proportional to the volume.

C: You accumulate money at a slow rate simply by being aroused. The more aroused you are, the more money you're earning per second. If you orgasm, you lose all the money you earned this way within the past hour.

And pick a new body to help things out:

1: An eternally lactating shortstack. The milking machine will pay for the breast milk from your watermelon sized tits.

2: A dickgirl twice the size of a normal person. As you might expect, your genitals are large, 3x as large as would be expected for your size. You're nigh-constantly aroused and have a seemingly endless supply of cum. It's just a matter of how fast you can drain it. No refractory period.

3: A true man among men. Strong, healthy, handsome, and well-endowed, just not nearly to the extent of the dickgirl option. Exudes a special musk that attracts and arouses women. No refractory period.

And you can pick up to one meta option:

X: You're instead the loyal caretaker of the someone with the body-type you chose. You get money by making them orgasm/milking them/edging them. They're head-over-heels in love with you. You may pick a 2nd body-type to apply to yourself or stay the same.

Y: Instead of money, you're earning lifespan. The exchange rate isn't favorable, so you'll have to work extra hard if you want to live forever.

Z: You have a caretaker as per option X that will instead earn the money. They're head-over-heels in love with you, so naturally they'll spend the money you earn for them to take care of you. You may select a body-type for them or else be given a generic person.

WYR:

A: Awaken to find your sheets wet. You're not sure what the cause is, but you notice throughout the day that you seem a little bit shorter, rounder than normal. Your reflection seems a tad bit more pale and bluish in the mirror. This continues for a few days, progressively getting worse and worse. It feels as if the mass is just sinking to the bottom of your body. Your reflection starts to appear almost translucent. Your "skin" if you can still call it that sticks to itself. You can't even lay your arm on your stomach without it getting sort of stuck. After a few more days, the transformation is complete. Your body is 100% slime. With a few days of practice, you can shape your form however you like, albeit it is very difficult to maintain legs. You're unkillable and can survive in the elements in perfect comfort. You do, however, have a hunger for protein and a strong arousal inclining you to harvest this from people, ideally willingly.

B: You rescue a fairy caught in an animal trap. Extremely grateful, she follows you home. Insisting on repaying you somehow, she asks if there's anything she can do for you despite her size. You can't quite come up with anything that would satisfy her, so she just sticks around for a while... until she catches you masturbating and insists on helping you finish. Turns out that letting her was a very BAD idea. Apparently fairies get very addicted to cum after their first taste, especially from the person they got their first taste from. She'll beg to hide in your clothes everyday so that she can constantly drain you. All's fun and well until her friends realize she's missing and come to rescue her. She convinces them to try your juice, getting you get more dependent fans. And then their friends come looking and so on and so forth. Eventually, 100 fairies will spend their time researching what magic they have on ways to make you more productive & immortal to ensure an eternal supply that need not be shared.

The world is not as you remember it. Nay, it seems that all people you find attractive suddenly have the urge to sexually tease you. Which is good. At the very least the teasing can lead to a more serious relationship with actual sex, and more teasing. There's just one problem:

A: You're cursed. Arousal makes you shrink. One minute a girl's rubbing her breasts up against you in a crowd, the next she's resting them on your head. No one seems to find your shrinking odd. If anything, it will only encourage them to tease you more, perhaps dropping you into their cleavage once you're small enough. You gradually grow back when you're not aroused. Good luck getting to that point with gigantic women overpowering you, though.

B: Your dick (if you didn't have one before, you do now) contains an ancient evil. It can escape little by little each time you cum. In fact, each time you cum, you eject enough volume to match your entire body. This human-sized pool of jizz manifests into the form of a woman... made entirely of your stuff. But they are evil. Their hobbies include: rape, murder, robbing banks, kicking puppies, draining more allies from you, fawning over you, teasing you (assuming you find them attractive), and killing any other woman that try to get close to you. If you cum inside a person, it will be of a normal volume and will not turn into a monster. But good luck getting that far without the teasing getting to you first.

The gods have taken pity on you and decided to give you a woman. You choose...

A: Stacey. She's inhumanly attractive, will age like fine wine, and your friends and family will congratulate you on your catch and you will receive significantly more respect from your peers. She's the most boring, empty, basic bitch you can possibly imagine. She doesn't have a single interest, passion, or hobby and writes articles for some shitty online tabloid complaining about everything. She demands to be subdued and won't respect you unless you for lack of a better word rape her to show that you're man enough, though she would say yes if you asked. She won't leave you but will cheat on you constantly if you don't prove yourself.

B: Lilly. Is actually a man that looks more like a woman than most women. Always dresses in reveling clothing no matter the weather and has more sex toys than you ever knew existed. Loves sex more than any gift you could give and will always look for something new to try, and will reciprocate every act (e.g. you suck his dick he'll suck yours and vice versa.) Everybody somehow knows he's actually a he and will ridicule you for it and constantly make jabs at you for being into ladyboys. The closest you will ever get to fucking a futanari.

C: Martha. More of a mom than the woman who raised you. She's frumpy and fat, not thicc or chubby, just plain obese; she dropped out of college and has never held a job in her life; but I'll be damned if she isn't the sweetest person you will ever meet. She will do all the household chores and cooking and become absolutely livid if you dare to interfere with her "work" and try helping out. She's always polite and coddling but never takes no for an answer and you will do what she wants, which is usually laying down and letting her ride you.

WYR:

a) Your dick is suddenly longer and thicker than ever before - at least 9 inches. Masturbation feels extraordinarily better, and cumming gives you full body orgasms that make a woman's orgasm look like a mehgasm.

BUT every person of your preferred gender suddenly abhors you, and you're doomed to live life alone.

b) Your preferred gender is suddenly all over you. You can't go anywhere without getting someone's number, and the only ones that dare to approach your magnificence are only the people who you find the most sexually and physically attractive.

BUT your dick is only 3 inches long and thin as an pencil, and your orgasms are shit.

>>7215038
B just for immortality.
>>7215059
B and stop jacking it. Problem solved.
>>7215256
A because my dick is like B. Yes, living is painful.

WYR:

A. Become a shortshack succubus. You need to drink cum to live, but breast milk and girlcum are acceptable substitutes. Rather than getting hungry, you get horny, so if you go too long without feeding, you might lose control of yourself. You get a few perks like wings that let you fly and a prehensile tail. You can also incite lust into humans just by having them look into your eyes. This also ends their refractory period and increases cum production. Careful, though, because overeating will give you an ever-more-intense hourglass figure.

B. You've summoned a succubus as per above. You are her master for the rest of your life. She even cast a spell on you to make your lifespan as long as that of a demon like her. As part of being your bound servant, she cannot have sex with anyone other than you without permission (though she may force her way onto you if you don't feed her regularly). Personality-wise, she's remarkably innocent. She never curses & is embarrassed to talk about sex at all, often using vague terms like asking to "feed." Expect this to change if she's too desperately hungry. She's loyal to a fault and a tad bit clumsy.

C. Like A except you've been summoned & bound to a person like B. Physically, your master is your ideal partner. They'll pay all the bills and won't expect much from you other than sex. They do have the habit of coying focusing on non-sexual acts like cuddling because they like to watch you grow hornier and more desperate as they desire to tease you before giving you a feast.

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WYR- Tide Turner edition

>You receive your perfect waifu/husbando, BUT they have the voice and personality of the Ancestor. They still love you, though. Has a fondness for making Remarks during lovemaking
OR
>Idk choose four Heroes to populate your harem.

WYR:

Every night, without any effort on your part, you will lucid dream. Your dreams will last the full duration of your sleep in dream time. That is, if you sleep for 8 hours, you'll perceive 8 hours of lucid dream.

or

Every night, you'll be inserted into a random person's lewd dreams. Everything you experience here feels completely real. If you get seriously hurt or die, you'll just wake up uninjured. The dreams will last for the full duration of your sleep like above. You're guaranteed to be in the dreams of someone that shares your fetishes. However, it's THEIR dream, so you'll just be an actor to their interests. As a basic example, if you like to fuck girls, you'll end up in someone's dream in the body of girl having love made to you. Or more extreme, if you like thing for giantesses, you'll be one in the person's dream. As long as you like to both give and receive your kinks, you'll be fine. Although they're godlike in their dream, you still have your own influence. If you really like someone's dreams, you can put them on list of up to 10 speeddial dreams to guarantee you'll enter that person's mind when you go to sleep.

A: Pull a 7/10 girl. She shares your hobbies, and is pretty compatible with you in all ways, but is never exciting. She'll hang around for ever, being too insecure to consider cheating. The sex is okay, though occasionally you catch a glimpse of her muffintop.

B: Have a 10/10, Exactly as you like her and very down for it all the time. Kinda freaky, but in a good way. But you don't quite mesh for anything else. You'll always wonder whether the awesome sex is all the two of you have.

>>7216061
A. I have an enormous fetish for completely average girls.

>>7215833
1) I would love to be able to dream

WYR:

a) You live in the lap of luxury, A large wing of a mansion for you and servants, gardens, pool, spas, massages, 5 star food, towncars, helis and jets paid to take you anywhere, every expense catered for.

But, your benefactor requires you to pleasure him whenever you are summoned. Once or twice a day, you are expected to make your hands, mouth, and/or ass available at his discretion. You wear what you are told, say what you are told, and do as you are told. There's no harm, no diseases, but your body is his to get him off when he wants.

Once or twice a month, your benefactor also hosts parties, where you are required to pleasure his guests, male and female, as they desire. You are typically dressed as a sissy, often in a themed outfit for the party, and your cock and balls are locked away in a steel cage. You give handjobs blowjobs, and are fucked in every position. You are then sent to the corner to wait until more guests arrive, who take their turns, and are there as long as there are people to pleasure. Sometimes you play bitch to animals. Sometimes you play bitch to men in puppy or pony outfits. Sometimes you take strapons. The only pleasure you're allowed during these sessions is whatever you take from your ass.

Once done, you return to your rooms, are cleaned and fed, and may return to living your luxurious life.

OR:

b) You share a modest home with three gay housemates. One day, short of funds, one housemate offers you 25% of your rent to let him fuck you. The other housemates get wind of the deal, and you can live there for free just by letting them fuck you in the ass a few times.

>>7215008
B2

>>7215059
A would be fine if things like being eaten by bugs or crushed are off the table

b just sounds like the manga My Balls.

go A, it is easier to avoid shrinking to nothing than jacking off

>>7214732
B: I'd never suffer the consequences. :/

>>7215008
2 seems OP with all the money making options

A2X (with 2 as your own bodytype) sounds fucking amazing, But the immortality option is pretty hard to pass up, though that makes it harder to hold down a job.

Probably still leaning on A2Y, since you could probably still make good money as a camwhore/pornstar with that insane body.

>>7215038
B because A could result in getting captured and studied by some shadowy government agency. Seems less potentially detrimental to daily life aside from that.

>>7215059
A if there's a lower limit to how small you can get (If I have to fight for my life against a swarm of hungry car sized bacteria, there is a fucking PROBLEM)
Otherwise: B. Or you could just embrace B and become a supervillian if you can get the cumslimes to obey orders. I assume if nothing else they're open to suggestions, like if you gave them plans for specific crimes to act out.

>>7215221
B: We live in an age of tumbrinas, SJW's and political correctness types. For every person that would take jabs at you, there's another that would fawn over how 'brave' you are. Plus I have a lot of LGBT friends anyways who wouldn't give a shit, so whatever. Though this one probably just warps your perception of they literally can't pass as a woman to everyone BUT you. ... Or they have Dr. Girlfriend's voice or something.

>>7215256
B: Sex aside, a is a serious problem in day to day life if every single female hates you or is creeped out by you. Hard to hold down a job like that. B: on the other hand you can totally manipulate to get ahead.

>>7215773
B: And now we're playing Beri's "A new summoner" CYOA

>>7215833
A, why would I ever B if I can just make my OWN fantasies with full control?

>>7216928
B: don't take the deal. Nothing of value changes.

>>7215256
B, because it'd be great for business/relationships.

WYR:

A. Have a girlfriend who meshes really well with you, sharing interests and loving you and all that, but is virtually sexually insensate. Nothing arouses her, she'll never experience anything close to an orgasm, and she derives almost zero pleasure from physical acts of any kind. She may still have sex with you but you'll have to do this with the knowledge that she's experiencing nothing but pain and discomfort the whole time.

B. Have a girlfriend who meshes really well with you, sharing interests and loving you and all that, but is extremely sexually hypersensitive. The slightest breeze can make her cum in her panties in the middle of the street, brushing against another person sends her into a kneeshaking orgasm and she has to change her pants eight times a day because of all the fluids. She actually has a hard time leading a normal life and sex with her ends in an instant.

>>7218708
B.

WyR

A: Every woman becomes very tall, like 6'4" for a little Asian schoolgirl. Nothing else changes. They will always complain about how hard it is to get fitting clothes well after the textile industry has caught up. They will expect a man at least a head taller than them and several women will rather share those rare giants than consider a normal man. Their muscles and skeleton will adjust as to not cause any discomfort but they will endlessly whine about how rough it is on their back and expect men obviously weaker and smaller to still do all physical work. Their height won't pass on to their sons. Expect bullying.

B: All of Western Europe falls to Sharia both de facto and de jure. Eastern Europe, with the aid of East Asia, has come to put a stop to it in the coolest way possible: giant fucking robots. That's right, you have the opportunity to pilot your very own mecha and remove kebab with laser cannons. Your co-pilot will be a cute squatting Slav girl and your uniforms will be tracksuits. The American government will refuse involvement but Canada will be fucking furious and send their own mechs out to fight you, so you'll have to so dome poutine removing too. Success means you'll be a hero, failure means painful death.

>>7218994
A, because the only thing worse than B is if it happened to more than western europe.

>>7218994
B B B B B B

To go fucking Pacific Rim with a slav waifu? That's the gift right there, removing kebab is just icing on the cake.


WYR

A) you can change gender into any form/shape you like, including futa. This lasts for a solid month, and you will be found irresistible by your preferred gender...and some of the other gender. During this month, you are likely to be molested at least once every time you go out. You also can not use your ID or go to work since you're obviously not you. You CAN simply stay in your preferred form or turn into a new body, but good luck explaining that to your family. During each change, you can decide if you can get pregnant. If you get pregnant, you're stuck, if you become female. If you choose futa, you'll have both sets of working genitals. Self impregnation results in your body dividing by 0 and you get telefragged.

B) same premise as A, except that you'll become the heroine of a Shindol doujin. Men, women, animals and shadowy monsters that may or may not exist will attempt to romance or rape you. If you get pregnant, the body you turned into will become permanent...but, since you're a Shindol heroine, you could easily fuck your way into a new forged life. But you always run the risk of your mind breaking. Said break lasts for a week and can be stacked, so some ghetto thug could rape you once and end up keeping you for life because your puny woman mind couldn't break free from the pleasure.

>>7219399
A. A world made by Shindol is not a fun world to be in.

Would you rather...

A: Be blessed by a swole wizard. You now look like a professional wrestler, can outlift anybody at the gym, and can never get weaker even if you do nothing but sit at home eating chips all day. It's like you've been doing shitloads of steroids except your dick is completely unaffected, though if you're a lardass now a loss of pelvic fat might make it look bigger than before. While it might be a massive improvement on your health you are so massive and veiny that most women will be turned off.

B: Be kidnapped and strapped into what looks like an electric chair. After a quick zap you you don't feel any different until you realize you don't understand anything on your phone. The Yakuza erased all knowledge of your native language (and English too if it isn't) and replaced it with knowledge of Japanese surpassing native speakers. You're a test monkey so it didn't cost you, but future users will have to pay a fortune. Good luck getting a plane ticket over there.

>>7188872
>>7189546
>>7191121
>>7192826 (I)
>>7194760 (Male)
>>7197410 (red button)
>>7200032
>>7200442 (I'd still try to do some nice stuff for the people of Earth)
>>7202037
>>7206261
>>7206526
>>7209109 (Praise Kek)
>>7209719 (I still want to see my family)
>>7209851
>>7210375 (Ayran Demigod)
>>7210793
>>7211517
A

>>7188777
>>7188623
>>7188867
>>7190223
>>7192255 (B for Belle)
>>7192318 (FREEDOM)
>>7192429 (Virginia)
>>7194362
>>7196172
>>7201018
>>7201959
>>7204697
>>7206747
>>7206947
>>7209148
>>7209655 (really anon?)
>>7209669
>>7210848 (this sucks Anon)
>>7214732 (far less troublesome)
B

>>7203050 (A is pretty cool though)
C

>>7190970
>>7199539 (Elves)
D

>>7215008 I love the custom-combos concept of this cyoa, great job Anon!
B3X
cont.

>>7188623
B, but it'd be "nice" if I and certain others were immune but vulnerable to being caught and fucked senseless.
>>7188777
B. I'd turn my female friend into a were-futa
>>7189546
A sounds fun.
>>7192255
Belle, anyone else is out of the question
>>7192429
B is damn fun-sounding. I know some attractive people, too.
>>7192826
B, "sex terminator" sounds like a fun game.
>>7194362
B is cool, and would give me something to do with my hands in the meantimes
>>7199539
Cinnamon girls, if they look like Lazorchef's girls that's a bonus
>>7200032
B. I could gather legitimate historical information and sell it to the masses outside
>>7201959
B sounds fun
>>7202037
A. As long as I'm her one and only
>>7206261
A. I know some fine black women.
>>7206747
B. You never said anything about asking them about their waifus.
>>7206947
A sounds hilarious
>>7209109
A will allow the God Emperor Trump to reign supreme
>>7215773
B

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>>7221072
Here's my WYR…

A. Receive your own loving, snuggly holstaurus girl with plenty of milk and love for you, adorable children and a happy marriage. The only problem is is that you're pretty poor with a small, 1-bedroom apartment on the county border into the ghetto. Good news is, she's too strong to be molested by the dindus that dwell there. Bonus: your parents give you some pity money/big checks on holidays or every once in a while.

B. Be a rich as fuck farmer that owns enough holstauri to make six figures a year. The problem is is that you'll never get to satisfy yourself with one of the ladies that kneel and kiss your shiny shoes for a chance to be yours for the night.

>>7220893

>>7215059
>>7215221 (I could use someone to wrestle with anyhow)
>>7215821 (She'll have a great voice acting career)
>>7215833
>>7216061 (loyalty!)
>>7219399
>>7220820 (Some woman will like it)
>>7221084
A
>>7215038
>>7215256 (damn you're mean)
>>7215773
>>7216928 (I'd refuse the deal)
>>7218708
>>7218994 (Day of the Rake has come)
B

my addition to the WYR's next

>>7221376

WYR
A) Be able to edit all of humanity's genes.
>You can be as vague in your application to focus on the entire species, or as specific as a single person.
>There are a few rules to this; most importantly: for every change you make, there must be a lewd alteration made as well (unless the change you made is already lewd).
>Also, you must choose to either make changes to those walking the earth right now, or future generations.
>If you plan on making changes to anyone walking the earth right now, the changes must stay within the general human form (ie you can make dicks bigger/smaller/etc, but you cant give everyone two dicks).
>If you choose to affect the unborn and future generations, the sky is the limit to the changes you can make, but you may or may not get to "experience" the wonder of your alterations.
B) A Portal opens up to a world of Monster girls
>Monstergirls as depicted in Monster Girls Encyclopedia series
>Except they can give birth to human boys and Monstergirls
>You will meet a Monstergirl of your favorite species in the cultural exchange. You can either move to her world (Medieval Tech), or move her in with you
>She will look up to you for guidance and leadership. She will also want to provide you with plenty of kids
>She isnt quite as smart as you, and relies on you totally to navigate around Earth should you bring her here
>If you move to her world, you will be tasked with helping teach and develop her village.
C) Aliens make contact with Earth
>The Aliens are of a form most pleasing to you and ALL your fetishes, but they will not be cosplay-tier humanoid (they will have some "alien" forms to them, but it will still be within your liking whether you know it or not
>One will even want to take you as a sexual partner. It will indulge you in your kinks as you travel the stars
>They will look down on you, as they are smarter, stronger/etc
>Their influence will slowly advance Earth, at the same rate it's taking to develop Africa
cont.

>>7221394
D) Robot waifus come into existance
>They will cost about as much as a used car, and you can customize them to your heart's content
>They come pre-installed with robotic, but AI competent to hold conversations and fulfill basic house-hold tasks. There's loads of free software made by a thriving programmer community that you can safely install on your Waifubot
>They currently cannot bear children, lactate naturally or produce semen but in time, they will have the ability to install synthetic organs
>You and people owning robot waifus will come under intense scrutiny and humiliation from other people. Only the Government and manufacturers will protect your access to waifubots
>Is it just me, or did she just try to cry?

>>7188623
I guess A, but eh.
>>7188777
B
>>7188867
C
>>7189546
A
>>7190223
B. I can fuck with the world, just turn all the troublemakers into loli
B.
>>7191121
1. Sounds like a peaceful, easy life.
>>7192255
Himiko
>>7192318
B. I need to command my armies to capture tbe dragons so i can fuck them
>>7192429
B Obviously

>>7188777
B. Turn my Asian oneitis into a were-elephant BBW MILF

>>7188623
wait so in b, am i immune?

can i fuck the futas without becoming one? or if i get close to them do i become one?

i wanna be a futa to be honest, does it change my body figure just the anatomy

>>7190970
God all of these are horrific.
A- Condensed and shitty
B- Pitchford is a nutjob
C- Fuck that its not mine
D- Fuck if my work becomes some stupid weeb garbage

At least Gearbox might be able to make it good and so what if he wants diversity if my book isnt well fuck him

>>7218708
B. It feels good to pleasure your wife, after all.

>>7218994
B. Desert somewhere into the north and set to work on upgrading the mech. Return once every side other than the initial mechless enemy are hurting hard and become war hero.

>>7219399
A, i guess? Go on to become the rare subversion to the usual shlock of bad endings.

>>7220820
B. Then get freebies. If they're just letting me walk out, i can now figure out exactly where they are, and can put a stop to the whole biz by telling either the police or the army about it. They might not want that, and they'll have to give me freebies or i'll reveal their secret.

>>7221084
A. I can probably make enough to live comfortably.

>>7221394
>>7221399
D. Then go full refuge in audacity with insane augments and upgrades. Can't scrutinize or humiliate what you fear/idolize, right?

cont'd

>>7222464
cont'd

Well, look at that! You've managed to summon a succubus! Unfortunately, the legends have become a bit muddled over the years, and instead of the servile sex demon you were hoping for, you've got a dumpy-looking, hollywood homely, plump secretarian type. She explains that succubi used to grant wishes in exchange for something like a fragment of soul, concentrated mana or a favor. However, one part of the modern legend was true in that the succubi are lustful perverts. So any wish is going to have some lewd downside to it.

This particular one is so happy about getting someone up here who still looks for succubi wishes, that she's giving you one for free!

Will you wish for...:

A. ...eternal youth? She renders you able to lock and reset your own age, making yourself the most comely, handsome, perfect image of a person of your age. Maybe a bit too perfect, as anyone in your age group will find you irresistible, often regardless of gender.

B. ...perfect memory? Your wish is granted - what was forgotten returns to your mind in one lump, and anything that you read, see, hear, observe or otherwise know of will be eternally etched into your mind. The drawback? Oh, not much, just that your every lewd memory, whether straight up or by association, is broadcast to anyone in the nearby area, and will be fully seen as an erotic dream. They will know it's you, but they'll forget about Demonboy Donny in a few months, tops. Right?

cont'd

>>7222499
cont'd

C. ...unending soul? Funny you should mention that, she's been working on an infinite soul! It has to be applied to a human to work, and seeing you've volunteered yourself for an alpha test, she shoves it in. You can now safely make transactions with other demons and devils, or anyone after souls, if you can find anyone like that. The downside is you've just become the VIP customer of every "traditional" prostitute succubus, some of which can't wait for you to give them a call, and just show up for sex whenever. Not to mention, you can't ask this particular one for anything anymore, it could adversely affect testing! AND, she might order you to buy something useless simpy to test how her creation can handle heavy purchases. While you can substitute for something useful, good luck finding a substitute for something like Superman's superpowers...

D. ...supernatural sight? To your great surprise, ghosts and other mythological creatures are real! Unfortunately, ghosts are by far the most common occurrence. If they're not vengeful or bloodthirsty murderspooks, they're oversexed nymphomaniac perverts hell bent on bedding you, even in broad daylight. What with being the only one who can see and touch them and all. OR they might be both, and try to literally rape you to death. AND you can't turn your power off. Happy ghostbusting!

cont'd

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E. ...irresistible allure? Smile! You are now the most interesting, convincing, fascinating person in the world. Neither men nor women can bear the sin of refusing or refuting you. Anything you kindly ask for, you are given. Anything you boast about has had at least five witnesses from every walk of life. You could ask the Queen of England for her hand in marriage and she'd be tripping over herself to accept, and probably halfway through planning the grandiose wedding ceremony. There is one small problem, though. A lot of the time, people's interest in you can get a bit out of hand. Some are content with creepy shrines, others will invade your life, some kidnap you into theirs, and there's always the ever present risk of your sweetheart going full yandere on you, cutting down anyone who attempts to steal you away while never taking no for an answer. You don't really want to dump her, do you? DO YOU, SEMPAI?

F. ...her hand in marriage? Oh my, you little romantic, you! Are you sure you want her? You see, while she is an expert succubus, she did end up flunking the bit about power control. What do succubi do again? Oh yeah, they can suck souls out by having sex with you. She'll promise she won't do it, that she'll keep it under control, she'll even give you her infinite soul project once it's commercially available, but she can't be absolutely sure she won't get caught up in the moment and let her powers...slip a bit.

>>7221394
>>7221399
C. A benefit to me and all of humanity.
>>7222502
>>7222509
E and ruin all politicians I don't like.

WyR

A: Women become very motherly, doting, and cuddly across the board. Naggers and gold diggers cease to exist and lesbian couples are like something out of a sappy romance novel. Hypergamy ceases to exist and women take on the role of the "hunter" seeking out and keeping men happy. For better but mostly for worse the motherly aspect bleeds heavily into everyday life and while they're always understanding they just know what's good for you, sweetie. They're also baby crazy 24/7 and most abortion clinics close down for lack of customers because even if she already has eight goddamn kids she'll always want more.

B: You join a startup working on the creation of clean, ethical, and cheap lab meat. You make it big with multiple global conglomerates giving you enough money to do nothing but snort cocaine and ride yachts all day every day for the rest of your life. But like a '50s B-Movie science has gone too far. The meat has become alive, self-aware, and fucking pissed. It can control its consumers and turn them into zombies lusting only for bloodshed. You're the one held responsible for the mess, and although it's dealt with within a few years you'll still be hated and become a stock villain up right there with Hitler. "What a [your name]" is a grave insult.

>>7222625
A. I know I won't be getting laid but I'll be nice and let other anons have mommy GFs.

>>7222625
Is there even a legitimate choice in this?

>>7221084
B. I get to have a variety of cowgirls while also being rich.

>>7222499
A, not really seeing the downside here, besides it's not like any of the other options are much-

>>7222502
Wait, is pic-related what this "dumpy" succubus looks like?

... Gimme dat F.

WYR:

1) Get a pet / waifu alraune. She starts out small enough to fit in your hand. Traditional plant food can keep her alive, but being watered with your sexual fluids will make her grow. As she grows, she'll gain new abilities like growing fruit, releasing pheromones to target you, growing prehensile vines, producing chemicals to supernaturally enhance your virility, etc.. There's no upper limit to her growth, so she could eventually be larger than your house. Her personality is undeveloped at first. Depending on how you raise her, she might grow to enjoy binding you up and draining you for hours or being a lovely housewife (perhaps literally being your house if she gets big enough). You can always just stop feeding her your special stuff when you like her size, but the bigger she gets, the more variety and power her abilities will have.

2) You have an AI-ghost waifu. She's an artificial being that can fly through electronics to possess computers and machines. She can be your PC, your car, or even the light switch in your house. She can feel through her machine body. That is, if she's your computer, your typing might tickle her... if not something lewder. She can even move wires and mechanical parts without motors. While you tenderly type on her keys, she could be caressing you with the computer mouse. If she is in a machine with a screen, you can see her rendered avatar. She's obsessed with you and would gladly make ATMs spit out money for you if only you asked. Expect her to secretly hide in your devices if she's feeling lonely. Yes, she'll find all your secret computer files, but it will only make her love you even more.

>>7223825

Heh, coulda phrased that A better. The downside is that it's always sexual irresitibility. So you're always gonna get in trouble or be a homewrecker, even if you're something as innocuous as a little boy (that girl next door wants to play doctor suspiciously often) or literally 100 years old.(you look like freakin' Dracula, so that wrinkly, legless granny's gonna squeeze your arse, like it or not)

And, yeah, pic related is roughly what she looks like. Add in low-ish self esteem and eing resigned to being single forever, seeiong as all the other foocubi have intact, spotless wings, lovely thick tails and unblemished skin. It's been a while, right? They're not gonna know that she's at least 8/10, a full 10/10 on a good day by human standards.

>>7190970
I'd choose all of those.

>>7224136
Yeah, but the downside of A is practically the upside of E. (Complete with chunks of Es downsides)

>>7224044
I'd lean on the Alarune, if not for the fact that you'll have mobility problems once she's big enough. Tech ghost is a hell of a lot more portable, and does pack some serious utility.


Ok, let me make one.

Congrats, you got a GF. She's a futa. The dick is not optional. But would you rather have:

A) the monster-dick loli? She's like 4'9" and has an animalistic dick without balls that's 4-feet long when erect. For some reason she has enough blood and strength that this poses no complications. She has a thin frame and DFC, kinda dominant and bratty and loves teasing you whenever possible.

B) the 'micro'-penis giantess. She's roughly 6 meters/yards tall, and has a 4.5 inch dick. (Or exactly one inch smaller than yours, if you have one and it's smaller than 5.5) A little smaller than the average human, but it's downright tiny on her scale. She has balls which are the proper size for her scale, and she also cums a proportional volume. She's got a plump, milfy figure with huge T&A, (Even for her size) and you can totally use her torso as a mattress. Has a gentle and motherly demeanor and likes to coddle you. The square-cube law is her bitch so her size poses no health complications.

>>7196172
B, because I have a fart fetish and I'm into that
>>7199539
Cinnamon I guess?
>>7201959
A because I don't think any of my fetishes could be harmful to me in anyway and I'm pretty easy going in my taste in girls and I like yanderes ALOT
>>7206261
I like me some choccy milk, and I'm ambitious enough in life to be down if I don't have a job so the one down is technically covered on my part
>>7206526
B. since I'm guessing the catch of A is that your appearance within said category randomised
>>7206747
B. because at least one persons tastes will match at least a little
>>7206947
this ones a pretty hard choice but I would go for B

>>7215221
Oh dear god, B!
Im trans and this sounds like my ideal partner.

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WYR

1. Have a brown Amazonian dickgirl as your adventuring companion. She's not too bright but she's a calm and collected warrior who could solo a small army. Despite her looks and her cold exterior, inside she's a total romantic and sub. If you get her to warm up to you, you'll have a a dedicated and loving bodyguard as a wife and friend.

2. You get a rich noblewoman as a companion. She has no combat ability but carries an enormous amount of influence and power. Plus she has a small entourage of experienced warriors. She appears as a gentle, wise, and charming young woman, however it's all a facade. She's actually a complete sadist. She'll drag you around as a slave, keep you in chastity, and beat you while fucking random men and forcing you to watch. Maybe if you're extremely competent and please her every whim she'll let you cum.

>>7224957
Definitely 1. 2 would hurt too much, and I really don't like pain.

You found an offer for a job that promises to be "engaging, satisfying, and lucrative" and requires no experience, references, or questions. In fact, it's best if you're borderline invisible and people won't notice your absence. Said job is...

A: Baby extermination. Yes, your job is hunting down actual infants and killing them with specialized gloves that makes it easier than making a bowl of cereal, though your bosses prefer the term "post-gestational abortion." You get a sweet, stylish uniform that everybody will fear and respect. There doesn't seem to be any pattern in their race or social class. The gloves collect their energy, which your bosses will give you a bonus depending on how much you get.

B:Take charge of one of the most dysfunctional workplaces ever devised. Nobody even knows what the hell their job is, though signs indicate they were an animation company long enough ago to still have some plastic cels laying around. They have never made anything beyond some failed pilots but have somehow stayed in business doing god-knows-what. You're told that most of the "money-making" is done in the basement and sometimes you hear screaming.

>>7224957
A. I want a guard that actually protects me.

WYR:

A. Every day you wake up, you get a new fetish or subfetish. At first they will be common ones, but as time goes on, you'll end up being turned on by things like floor tiles or Ohio. You'll even get fetishes you once hated. The day's new fetish is always your strongest, but the others never go away. As you aquire more fetishes, your libido increases and adapts to having more and more frequent sex. As you progress, your body will become healthier and lean more and more towards your ideal sexual (human) form. Eventually you will sex sex in everything. As you become lewder, your body will become more resilient, eventually immortal. As the eons pass, you will come to embrace all existence in lewdness. Just don't lose yourself in all that lust.

B. Select any one fetish. Over time, this your feelings for this fetish will grow while all others shrink away. Eventually this fetish wilp be the only thing that can sexually sate you. You will embody this fetish. If the fetish you chose is giantess, then you will gradually become larger and more feminine. However, there are very finite limits to your change. In the giantess example, you can get no more than twice a human's height. To go further, you must inspire others with your fetish. This is supernaturally easy - your presence is enough. You just have to spend time with a lot of people. Eventually you can physically and mentally alter others to suit your fetish. If your fetish loses popularity, your power will wane. As long as your fetish lives on (outside of your own love for it), so too will you. However, if it loses popularity, you may shrink or become ghost-like as you weaken. Consider the current popularity of your fetish as that will determine the popularity required to maintain your "base state."

>>7224215
A, with whale like prehensile penis but human in colour but smooth and slick

WYR:

A: Date a hot celebrity that everyone knows and loves, but in reality she's only dating you to help her public image. Truthfully, she's paying you (quite a lot of money) to pose as her boyfriend, but in private you are her cuckold slave. She locks up your cock in a chastity cage and holds the key, and the only time she releases you is once a month so she can tease you for hours and then ruin your orgasm before she locks you up for another week. You never have any sex with her besides licking her pussy, but she always loves to walk around the house in skimpy lingerie or tell you to help her put on a sexy dress for her dates.

She regularly sleeps around with other men and enjoys sharing your secret. They never tell anyone that she cheats with other men, but they love to humiliate you and often come to your house and fuck on your bed so you can watch. Your job is to pamper them and clean up their mess (with your tongue) while they laugh at you.

B: Marry the woman of your dreams, but she secretly hypnotizes you into becoming a sissy . At first, she just tells you to wear her panties or watch gay porn with her, but when you sleep she makes you listen to sissy hypnosis trances and slips estrogen pills in your drinks. Eventually you realize what she's doing and protest, but because she's been subliminally inducing you to find pleasure in this you stop fighting it. You begin to start liking to dress up like a girl more and more, you get increasingly more turned on by big cocks, your penis starts shrinking and your breasts start growing due to the pills, and since your "clitty" has gotten so small your wife can just put it in a chastity cage and forget about it.

Eventually, you turn into a feminine, slutty shemale and own nothing but female clothing. You shave your body, have nice breasts, a tiny dicklet, and you love sucking and fucking big cocks. Every day, you dress up as a slut and whore yourself out to men and go to gloryholes to get money for your wife.

>>7227220
B: Futa. The general concept will likely become more generally common/accepted once medical science makes it more feasible so it probably won't to terrible difficult to maintain as a baseline

As for A: you'll eventually hit a point where the fetishes stack so much you effectively don't really have any fetishes and you're simply horny all the time. When EVERYTHING is a fetish, nothing is. but before that happens you'll probably ruin yourself

>>7227483
Wow these are shit.
A is profitable though. On top of "quite a lot of money" you get VIP access by proxy and rub elbows with a bunch of other celebs. Put up with her BS for like a year tops, by then I have a few friends in high places and/or leverage-able contacts, dump her ass and walk off all the better for it.

B. is permanent, and no permutation of a woman who goes that far actually qualifies as "the woman of my dreams" so it's already a paradox.

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>>7227483
Pick option A
>Try to put up with her BS for as long as you can.
>Make tons of money
>Hide cameras and secretly record when she fucks other guys and cucks you.
>Secretly record when she gives you money and record her talking about your "agreement".
>Take pics of her when she's nude.
>Leak all the naked photos and the videos of her cucking you, by having your computer hacked on purpose.
>The bitch will have a fight with you.
>Punch yourself in the face afterwards.
>Call police.
>Bring the bitch to justice and accuse her of buying sexual services for money, aka prostitution and beating you.
>Show mountain of evidence to the court.
>Bitch gets sentenced for buying sex from a prostitute and beating you.
>Go to the media and be the victim.
>The bitch career is now ruined beyond repair and her life is over and everyone hates her.
>Write a book about how cruel and evil she was to you and profit.
>Taste the sweet victory of your vengeance.

WYR:

A: You turn into a immortal 10/10 girl with the appearance of your choice. You will choose a new name and everyone will think you have always been a immortal girl and are totally cool with it. But... You will have a intense knee shaking orgasm every time someone says your name, if you change name this will apply to the new name and if you get a nickname it will apply to your nickname as well.

B: You gain the power to stop time, while time is stopped you won't age. But... When you unfreeze time a time parasite will automatically attach itself to your genitals. It will fuck you for 2 hours, forcing you into endless orgasms.

C: All females will become saber clones and gladly do anything any male commands them to do. But... Any male who does not make a saber clone cry at least 1 time per day will turn into a saber clone.

>>7228209
So
>immortality as a woman.
>Selective agelessness as myself.
>Become a part of a maid collective.

I'll take A

>>7228209
Everytime anyone anywhere says my name? Or any time I hear someone say it?

>>7228624
hear it.

WYR:
1 - Your genetals are "tied" to the land around you. When you get aroused, the area will heat up and become humid. When your orgasm, the ground pulses and shakes. Conversly, things like a building being demolished a few blocks away will feel like a really thorough massage of your sexybits. If you die, all surrounding ground will dissolve away, killing those nearby. This is publicly known, so no one wants to risk messing with you. You're guaranteed not to just ve captured & imprisoned by the government or anything.

2 - You can physically have sex with ANYTHING. Holes / appendages will appear as necessary. These inanimate objects will react in a fashion similar to the first option. If you bang your couch, it will quake, shiver, and leak itself. If you have sex with the ground, expect each thrust to cause an earthquake as the entire planet tenses up pleasurably around you. The catch is that the objects will develop a low intelligence & will get jealous. A jealous house, for example, might lock any women you bring over in the bathroom.

>>7228893
>A jealous house, for example, might lock any women you bring over in the bathroom.

>wtf
>how's it gonna do that with hooves
>read again
>oh nvm

>>7228209
A, although C sounds good too.
>>7228893
1, because it seems interesting, and no one would dare mess with me.

WyR

A: Have your life look like the cover of a power metal album, but never be able to have sex ever again. The god themselves will intervene if they think you're getting too close.

B: Have a box with an unlimited number of chicken tenders. Anybody who eats them will get horny enough to rape the first person they see. They taste awful without sauce.

Would you rather...

A: Die and become warden in Superhell. It's absolutely nothing like Superjail and everything like pure undiluted evil and suffering beyond comprehension. While Hell can tempt and coerce mortal Superhell causes anybody who even thinks about glimpsing into it to break down and be pernamently reduced to a gibbering lunatic only able to feel undiluted pain on all levels. The positive side is that YOU are the wost case scenario and not even celestial beings can truly harm you. The negative side is knowing that even Cthlulu would shit itself and start crying if it knew about you means that it's very hard to make friends and the other wardens are loners who don't talk.

B: Every man becomes a gorgeous shemale. So gorgeous in fact that none of them ever bother with actual women, or working, or doing anything except fucking each other and letting society rot. The only reproduction method for a good few decades is having women watch them with a turkey baster ready to catch any wayward cum (which fortunately there is plenty of.) Eventually women will catch up in terms of prettiness, but humanity will have long since fallen into a new Dark Age.

>>7228893
1. I see no reason not to have that kind of protection.

A space colony has been established with you as one of the first humans to become the permanent resident of another planet. It's perfectly suitable for human habitation. There are aliens but seemingly they're just animals with the most intelligent roughly being as smart as boars.

Things don't seem to go quite as planned.

A: By chances so slim as to be unthinkable humans have concurrently evolved on the planet, not just a race of humanoid but biologically compatible homo sapiens. Their society is stuck in the stone age and they have no concept of metalwork. The only difference is a massively skewered sex ratio in favor of women, great news for you, my conquistador.

B: There is something weird. You don't know if it's in the water, the native plants, but it clearly isn't Earthly. Your fellow colonials who eat the native food instead of relying on shipments from Earth began acting, then looking, like women. Their intelligence drops to a kindergarten level and they're getting strangely attractive.

>>7230529
>B
give chicken tendies to hikikomori, NEET manchildren.
Leave immediately.
???
Profit as they end their hikikomori ways by lust alone.

>>7231043
>B
Advancement is overrated. Besides, women can take up some of the slack. I'm not real into the idea of being a shemale, but the gorgeous part sells it for me.

>>7232575
>B
Eat the local food. I don't need any smarts; we've got space age tech. As one of the earlier people to eat local food, they'll run tests on me, perhaps pitying my condition, as opposed to viewing it as a way to get out of responsibility if done later, when everyone is informed.

Congratulations! You've made a deal with the devil for immortality! Well, a minor demon anyway: one that governs lust. Which deal did you take?

1) Enternal ERP. You live in a luxury apartment in a pocket dimension you can never leave. There's no rent, but you must pay for luxuries, maintenance, new toys, and even fancy changes like warping the scenery you can see and interact with beyond your balcony. You'll never meet another live human. How do you get paid, then? Online, text-based, ERP. Even with internet access, it's the only "job" you can ever get. You get paid per orgasm your partner has. If there's depraved fetishes involved, you get a bonus. It's easy to support a decent lifestyle just by treating one person per week, so save up to buy luxuries for your home like an electronic sign to show your bank balance, a fishing hole below your balcony, or a realistic sexbot. The catch, however, is that anything that happens to your RP characters will happen to you for the duration of the chat (accomodations will be magically made so you can still type if shrunken to mere inches tall or if your limbs get amputated or whathaveyou). With enough money, you can even buy permanent changes to your own immortal body.

2) Phonesex Professional. Like above, except you're speaking. Chances are that your clients will be more vanilla, so kiss those bonuses goodbye. You have complete mastery of your voice. You can sound like anyone or anything you can imagine.

3) Pocket-Dimension Prostitute. Still like above, except now you'll be getting live people. On the plus side, you can forcibly extract as much pay as you want from them. On the downside, unrealistic fetishes (other than those from changes you buy for your body - you can be a shemale or even a monstergirl if you save up loads of cash) are impossible. Lonely, horny, people will periodically appear in your home, confused. Let's hope they're attracted to you or at least horny enough not to care, eh?

>>7218994
cringe

>>7228209
I don't even know what a saber clone is.

>>7228893

About option 2, if I can fuck anything, can I fuck the universe as a whole?
Would ease up a lot of stuff.

>>7226459
B sounds fucking awesome.

>>7206747
B, definitely.
>all choices are futas
Well, at least we're a household, which means I can send it to work and bring the money back while I NEET it up.
>>7209148
Sheep girl a waifu.
>>7209655
B. Being ultra aroused is my fetish.
>>7215008
C2, a dickgirl constantly edging, with Z as meta option, I want a shortstack milkwhore. Hope she's into horse-sized dick. B option is also good.
>>7215773
A, I become the succubus.
>>7215833
B, become onironaut.
>>7215038
A. Being slime could be fun.
>>7218708
B, having hypersex is sexy.
>>7218994
INITIATE KEBAB REMOVAL PROTOCOL
>>7222502
C, I want infinite soul. It's OP, really, even if it doesn't look like.
>>7226459
Jesus, you make this one hard! Both are fucking sweet. I think I'd go with A, though, but Jesus, it's a tough choice. B would be fucking neat, too, making animation great again.
>>7228209
I'll go with A. Immortality is good.
>>7231043
Superhell warden. Sorry shemales, you can wait.

YWR

A: Be the greatest man in the world at sex but be completely unable to enjoy it. You find that it feels numb and can barely notice yourself cumming, women find themselves panting, unable to stand afterwards and begging for more. You give off an aura that lets women know you're a great fuck. Makes it easier to meet women so you can find a proper romantic relationship.

B: Overnight women find themselves naturally dominant and assertive in a good way. They are now the ones that ask men out, they are the ones that pay for dates, they are the ones that initiate sex and in bed they're always on top. They actually crave to be leaders, to rule directly, and to be the best like men do.

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>>7234183

Would you rather...

A: have the chance to have whatever sexual fantasy you want come true, no matter how ridiculous or taboo, but you must first win a game of washizu mahjong. Defeat means you're put into a machine that makes you a perfectly androgynous being with the smooth crotch of a child's doll; before you ask piss comes out your asshole.

B: in a world where magic is real and anybody can use it. Before you run off turning everybody in dickgirls realize that there would be enough red tape and regulation to turn a man into an anarcho-capitalist. With enough training, certifications, and a license you can become an honest-to-goodness magician, you even get a cool hat.

>>7231043
Trick question: By picking B you do enough harm to humanity that it qualifies you to be sent to superhell when you die. Ie: they're the same thing, basically.


>>7233488
Not too keen on the "trapped in an apartment for eternity" aspect of ALL of these, but I'm thinking C. Most futureproofed one.

It's a really rough start with my starting body tough. Kinda hoping it doesn't HAVE to include sex, at least at the start. If you're getting sent a bunch of sad-sack lonely people, you can actually probably do a lot of good just hanging out with them, playing therapist, cheering them up, etc.

>>7235025
B.
It ALSO makes relationships easier to find, with way less drawback.

>>7236030
B:
I have no clue how to play Mahjong, and I could totally rock a government issue wizard hat.

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>>7236030
B

>>7215221
Dis is too real. I came here to fap not to feel

>>7236030
>>7235025

Since option A is SHIT, I have to choose B.

You have the power to...

A: become the opposite sex at will and change back again in a seamless, painless fashion. At no point do you have to ever use this power, and there is now way to accidentally trigger it. The process, once began, takes about two weeks to complete and cannot be stopped or reversed during that time. It takes another two weeks to change back. While your attractiveness cannot be guaranteed there will be no change in your tastes both general and sexual no matter how long you stay as one gender, so you don't for example change to try some lesbian stuff but turn into a cock-slurping slut in the process.

B: control the very fate of humanity if you really want to, because you are now the leader of a country with a loyal group of followers and trustworthy advisers. You can give Marxism-Leninism another go, create a massive tax haven and finance magnet, a quiet low-population monarchy with little in the way of conflict, a sprawling technology center that makes Shenzhen look like a backwater village, really anything within the bounds of reality. As long as there's food on the table you have little to worry about in the way of rebellion. You are an absolute emperor by default, but can have a constitutional monarchy with an elected Prime Minister if you want.

>>7238000
A sounds awesome, but B would give me the authority to enforce fetishes on everyone, so I gotta go with B.

WYR

A: consumer technology regresses back into the '80s. No more Internet, television is OTA only, computers use floppy disks, and typewriters are still a thing. Advances in medicine, agriculture, and defense continue. Out of the deal you get a living pillow for a woman, she can be small enough to hold like s stuffed animal or big enough to use as a mattress; either way cuddling with her is better than any sex anybody ever had with anyone ever.

B: you wake up the sound of rioting and mass hysteria. You try to look up what happened but you have no idea what anything on your computer says. All world languages are replaced with Arabic, with various regions (e.g. Scandinavia and Central America) getting their own new dialects on top of the standard newsroom form. Nothing eles unusually odd happens, and within a month everything is back to normal except it's easier doing business abroad.

>>7233488
1. Specialize in mommydom and pregnancy. We can both get off.

You may have any kind of woman you want within the bounds of real physiology, with some additional phenotype variations (e.g. yellow eyes or green hair.) She can be as submissive or as dominant as you want, and is loyal to a fault. You get her...

A: By joining a magic-wielding terrorist cult disguising its sorcery as alien technology. Islam can promise you pretty girls in the afterlife, but they can give you an actual girl right now, and even let you have some fun with her before signing up so you know they're not bullshitting. You don't get to assassinate politicians or proselytize, instead you're a magistrate in their growing theocracy somewhere in the mountains. You're one of the few members who know they're not actually getting their supplies from reptilians, and must keep it that way. She's very into the religion and will make sure you are too via "carnal prayers" that will make you cum so much and so hard that there won't be a single sperm cell left in your nuts.

B: Get a test-tube girl from a mad scientist. She has a basic command of your language of choice and can preform acts of daily living (e.g. brushing teeth and tying shoes) but other than that she's almost like an infant. She is so sweet and naive that there is no way to stay mad at her even if you try and she loves nothing more than snuggling up next to you. She will get curious, and watching her explore herself and you is so cute and heartwarming you won't be able to get a boner even when she's playing with your dick to see what happens. She obviously can't take care of herself but she never makes a mess or breaks anything. She can learn very little but is a savant when it comes to art, and painting in particular.

>>7241138

B.
Not a big fan of terrorism or religious nuts. And the B option sounds pretty amusing, despite having the brainpower of a dead slug which is a little bit of a turn off.

WYR

A: everybody becomes a cute, sweet little girl. Everyone. Politicians, construction workers, soldiers, nobody is spared. Mental capacity stays the same but one's emotional state regresses and changes. Human reproduction is now carried out by extended cuddling sessions. Construction and heavy industry shuts down for a good while but at least you get to have tea parties.

B: become a stunningly beautiful futanari. Your cum has magical properties that turns others regardless of sex into futas if you cum in their asshole. It's also so virile that it can impregnate a woman taking birth control. Your womb is also in a constant state of hyper-ovulation where if you leak pre-cum while in a bath you'll knock yourself up without fail; you do not menstruate.

>>7243083
As genuinely nice as A sounds, I will absolutely have to go with B.

>>7243083
B, absolutely B

>>7206261
B I'm allergic to chocolate.

>>7235025
A. At least I can feel more confident.
>>7236030
B. I'm assuming there are clinics where they do things normal doctors either can't or won't.
>>7238000
B. Who needs college when you already have a job with ironclad security and innumerable benefits?
>>7239670
B. Arabic is an ugly language but I need shitposting isn't as fun when you need to write letters to a magazine and wait a month.
>>7241138
A. Hope they don't want me to fast.
>>7243083
B and make a preggo harem by knocking up the people I transform.

Pick your poison

1: The government now requires a permit to have sex. If you don't have one it's always rape, regardless of how enthusiastic her consent is. You need to either be prime breeding material (e.g. at least 6'2" tall, no genetic conditions, be gainfully employed, etc.) and/or accomplish feats that greatly advance the nation (e.g. be a soldier with a high kill count or make a scientific breakthrough.) Even if you do somehow get a permit it only has a limited number of uses. If you're a gay man both parties need a permit. Beta uprising in 3... 2... 1... RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

2: All women become hideously ugly anti-sexuals. No amount of makeup or plastic surgery can stop them from making even the most desperate men retch when seeing them. In the same way many nations have compulsory military service for men there exists compulsory breeding for women, usually via in-vitro fertilization so nobody has to touch them. Men have obviously tried to replace them with 2D women but the technology just can't seem to get there, that and no woman will lend her voice to such products.

>>7197410
HOW CAN I RESIST THE JOLLY, CANDYLIKE BUTTON!?

>>7245369
These both suck

>>7247483
>Pick your poison
They're supposed to.

>>7247727
Best kind of WYR is when you can't decide because all the options are so good.
Worst kind of WYR is when you'd prefer to have none of the options happen.

Would you rather become...

A: the god of cuddling. Nothing to do with sex and everything to do with being as comfortable as possible. You can temporarily change both male and female forms to be better optimized for extended snuggling sessions based on an individual's preferences (e.g. one couple might want to be a huge bearmode man and a tiny frail woman but another might want to have an abnormally large, chubby woman and a short, androgynous man.) Your powers end when somebody falls asleep or has sex, but sleepy and/or horny people make you more powerful.

B: have a sex gun. It's a laser gun whose target will experience the feeling of sex in a inhuman variety of ways. Use it on yourself for the absolute best masturbation anybody could experience. Use it on others to either literally weaponize rape or much more kindly to compliment VR porno. It's fueled by a very specific ratio of cum and pussy juice and won't work unless it's correct down to the milliliter, but it starts with a full charge and lasts about a month's worth of "normal" use before needing to be refilled.

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>>7245384
YOU CAN'T!

>>7248819
I would rather become have a sex gun

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After opening a cursed beer bottle you become...

A: A woman without the normal inconveniences of womanhood. Your hair is softer than silk and thicker than wool, your face doesn't need a single flake of makeup, you never have to even consider shaving, you don't bleed or get those sorts of cramps, and your fat goes to all the right places. You'll need the last part because you'll be really fucking fat, like at least as fat as pic related but with the definite possibility of getting even larger. You can jog as much as you want and eat as little as you can but the weight is never coming off, ever. Even though you have a nice face you don't want the sort of men who will want you, and there are fewer lesbians/bisexuals than you first thought.

B: The manliest man in any room. Your own appearance or demeanor doesn't change at all. Instead every other man around you becomes a weak, ultra-submissive trap more feminine and hungry for cock than the average woman. If you go to boot camp even the hardest drill instructor will turn into your sobbing cocksleeve by the end of week, and your comrades won't even last that long. Women will despise you for turning their men into sissies, but who needs them when you have more quality ass than you know what to do with? It doesn't even matter if you're straight because after a while the "men" get so girly you won't be able to tell without careful examination first.

>>7249528
Are you posting in the right thread?

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You are a superhero who joins a superhero team. You have no powers besides being very acrobatic and looking great in spandex. They hired you for your strategic planning abilities and your ability to network. The three other members of the team are women and you can try to pursue a relationship with one (and only one) if you wish. Your choices are:

PATRIOT GIRL: a 20 year old, 5'6" woman with short blonde hair and a cute, pouty face. Her superhero outfit is little more than a miniskirt, sports bra and a domino mask. She has a lot of the same hobbies as you do and thinks you're funny. Even if you don't choose to date her she befriends you easily. Her powers are flight and super strength. HOWEVER she is only turned on by more powerful men. She needs to be held down and jackhammered, used and abused, to get her rocks off. The only men strong enough are all supervillains, so she often has secret booty calls with them, which would be a huge scandal if the public ever caught wind of it. You are nowhere near strong enough to satisfy her, so any relationship you try for will either be (a) short lived, (b) full of frustrating roleplaying or (c) an open relationship where you are frequently emasculated by an alien conqueror from another dimension.

CONT

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>>7250903
TITANIA: A 45 year old, 5’10” milf with long blonde hair and a pouty, chubby face. Her body definitely belongs to a slightly-overweight older woman, with thick thighs, a soft feminine belly and GIGANTIC tits. Her main power is telekinesis, which is good, because she needs it to hold up her bigger-than-her-head boobs. She is also the de-facto leader of your superhero team and as such, is considered one of the world’s premier superheroes. HOWEVER, she is married with two kids. When she isn’t flying around the city fighting crime she’s pretending to be a typical suburban housewife. She’s having a few sexually-charged marital problems at the moment and has decided she wouldn’t mind playing around with you on the side. Her family are unlikely to ever find out, but she’s only interested in a casual, sexual relationship with you. You and her have nothing in common besides sexual attraction and any conversation that isn’t flirtatious is extremely awkward. What’s more, she wants to use you to explore stuff her husband won’t do, like femdom and other kinks. She will get more and more extreme as the relationship goes on and she WILL use her powers to make you helpless. What’s more, if you reach a fetish you aren’t comfortable with (cross-dressing, spanking, etc) she will ditch you and find someone more willing.

CONT

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>>7250903
ATHENA: A 32 year old, 8’10” tanned amazon with the body of a goddess. Huge, muscular thighs, abs you could grind meat on, sculpted arms and a face like a pornstar. Not to mention an ass like a Kardashian and boobs the same size as TITANIA’s (admittedly, on a much bigger frame). She likes you too – you and her make each other laugh a lot and more than once you’ve caught her checking out your ass. Her only power is superstrength/supertoughness, but she’s the absolute strongest in the world – and not by a small amount either. She can easily beat the stuffing out of every other superhuman on the planet in a straight up brawl. HOWEVER, she has serious issues about this superstrength. You know that joke about autistic kids squeezing a rabbit too hard and snapping its neck? The first time her powers kicked in she was hugging a cat she loved and accidentally crushed it into a meaty pulp. She’s been exceptionally careful and has never caused serious harm to anyone since then, but the experience left her with PTSD. She’s extremely nervous about any physical contact with anyone who isn’t a superstrong supervillain she’s beating up, in case she accidentally turns them into a red smear. Just getting her to hold you will require constant coaxing, and she’ll be on the verge of having a panic attack the entire time. Actual sex won’t be an option for years into the relationship, and even the slightest near miss will set you back to square one.

>>7250903
>>7250905
>>7250921
Athena.

You've been given the gift of...

A: a massive harem of women. Each one is suited for a different task or use, for example there's a generic bimbo type to have sex with but a soft motherly type to literally sleep with. You'll never have to do any work you don't want to ever again, that includes chores and wage labor. But be warned that while they're always up to sex each one has a specific fetish that need catering to, for example the cook might be very into weight gain and stuffing, the one that deals with guest might like period sex, and the "so tall she has to lay on her stomach to reach the bottom shelf" one might be into mommydom.

B: one woman. She can be however you want, including a green-eyed Chinese girl with a cock two feet long. She will always love you, always take care of you, always do everything she can to make you happy and comfortable. Because she loves you. Only you. So much that there are no words in any language to express her undying need to be with you. She will go as far as to veto decisions you make if it means you'll be away from her, and will make any bosses you have... understand. She's into whatever you like and in bed can do whatever pleases you, but she's socially dominant regarding everybody.

>>7245369
1. I now have an excuse to be a virgin.
>>7248819
A. I can make people comfy like some kind of philanthropist.
>>7249488
A. It sounds like I'll have massive tits to play with.

>>7249488
B, but i would pick A, if i wouldn't become fat

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>>7188623
>A: Become the gayest woman to ever live. You are such a massive lesbian that you don't even like to look at the strap-ons you use. You also have a sex drive that'd make the world's biggest poonhound look like an asexual robot, and fortunately you secrete a pheromone that makes other women just as needy as you. The bad news is said pheromone causes other women weight gain that'd make a doctor commit suicide; one night with you is like binge eating fast food for every meal for six months straight.
How is this a BAD thing?

>>7194362
>B) You wake up and have a different app that lets you apply whatever transformation you want directly to the subject, with options for whether or not they're aware of it, whether or not anyone else is aware of it, etc. The catch is that you have to play a *really shitty* Match-3 game in order to build up "TF Energy", with larger changes requiring more energy to implement.
Probably this.

>>7243083
>A: everybody becomes a cute, sweet little girl. Everyone. Politicians, construction workers, soldiers, nobody is spared. Mental capacity stays the same but one's emotional state regresses and changes. Human reproduction is now carried out by extended cuddling sessions. Construction and heavy industry shuts down for a good while but at least you get to have tea parties.
How "little" a girl are we talking here?

>>7251714
A. a thousand times A.

>>7252994
>How "little" a girl are we talking here?
Little enough to have tea parties and sleep with stuffed animals.

>>7253518
>Little enough to have tea parties and sleep with stuffed animals.
So... 40?

Would you rather...

A: Every woman becomes a cuntboy so manly that if Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale were to use bear magic to fuse into the ultimate killing machine he would look like a pathetic sobbing sissy in comparison. Every man becomes an ultra-feminine dickgirl so womanly they make the purest 2D maiden in the prettiest dress look like a motorcycle-riding chain-smoking dyke with her head shaved bald in comparison. The only thing that stays the same is that penis-havers are taller and vagina-havers are shorter.

B: A mysterious island, roughly the size of Colorado, springs up in the ocean. It's a fully-developed and inhabited nation that despite no trace of it the day before is now found to be fully documented and has a presence in multiple global organizations including the UN and NATO. Perhaps the strangest part is that everybody who leaves finds themselves with a loving spouse. An anime-addicted NEET, Salafist Muslim, and a midget Anfia follower can wind up married less than three hours after leaving the airport.

>>7253528
Try between 5 and 8. If you think it's creepy or dubious remember that even Chris Hansen becomes a loli so there won't be THAT sort of trouble.

>>7254132
A to see how it affects gender politics.

WyR

A: Be a man so attractive to women that they regularly follow you around and offer to buy you things. You are incapable of rape because no woman would ever say no to you, in fact there's a good chance that drink she just got you has something extra inside it. You become an instant celebrity and are hounded by casting directors with blank checks and will submit to any terms you want. You also have an amazing cock and can make a girl squirt and scream again and again and again without even thinking about it. The only problem is that any woman you have sex with will always wind up pregnant with at least triplets; they will never abort and no kind of contraception will work.

B: Be a plain-looking woman admired and respected by all. Feminists treat you like the Red Guards treated Mao and will take your every word and action as gospel. Every shit you take is considered an achievement worthy of award. Any book you write will sell so fucking much that even digital copies will somehow sell out. Men are so scared of you (well, your supporters) that they won't dare try even some friendly banter lest somebody thinks they're insulting you and attack like rabid dogs. But you are ultimately completely inconsequential. You'll never get into history books and any political endeavors will quietly fade away. At the very most you'll be seen like some kind of minor celebrity.

WYR

A: You are turned into a hentai monster normal people will flee at the first sight of you. Choose if your a tentacle monster, a large reptilian or a insectoid hentai monster. You also gain the power to teleport to and from a pocket dimension, you can also teleport anyone you are holding to and from your pocket dimension.

B:You become will wake up as a 10/10 girl and everyone's memories will be changed and think it is completely normal for you to be a girl. However, everytime someone says the word "you", you will have a strong orgasm and which is powerful enough to make your legs shake and fall to the ground.

>>7255681
B and move to France because they refuse to speak English so I'll almost never hear "you."

>>7256054
Note that it doesn't say you have to here it.

>>7254383
>Try between 5 and 8.
Yeah... that's too little...
For one, actually birthing a child would be next to impossible.

>>7256434
Fetuses would just be scaled down along with everything else.

>>7255681
B, and just claim that I have some form of oversensitivity if somebody asks.

WyR

A: Be the ladyboy fucktoy of a crazy lady. There is zero magic or super science involved, and you are subjected to an invasive, extensive, and painful regime of pills, injections, pumps, and surgery. She will fuck you 'till your head hurts every day without fail, but always with her on top doing what she likes, which chances are you won't. She has others for chores and such, your only job is to be pretty and prepared for her. If it's any consolation you get to play Half-Life 3, which is an exclusive to Sega's new console; before you ask there's no PC version, and people have died in the subsequent riots.

B: You have a magic dick, and everybody you preform sexual acts with will get a bigger and jucier ass. The acts do not have to involve anal and the person doesn't have to even be female. There is absolutely no endpoint in how big it can get, and it's possible to make somebody too big to move if you really want to be a bastard. Nothing else becomes more feminine or is affected by the changes. If you fucked yourself with it it can change you but normal masturbation wont' work. It fortunately feels much bigger than it is, which is good because it's like 4" long, if you fucked a girl and she didn't see it she'd say it was over a foot long.

>>7257592
I'll tolerate A to see if Gaben really can count to three.

>>7257592
>If you fucked yourself with it it can change you but normal masturbation wont' work
>it's like 4" long
So how would you be able to fuck yourself with it?

WyR

A: Become a 10/10 arab Muslim woman who is married to a strict Husband. You will be forced to have lots of children, play every day as well as any womanly duties.

B: You become a 5/10 woman in a country of your choice.

>>7258232 'Pray'

>>7258084
With great difficulty.

>>7258232
A
>Implying pregnancy isn't my biggest fetish
>Implying I won't be the favorite of a filthy stinkin' rich oil sheik
>Implying I won't get to have fun with slave girls brought in from Sweden and Germany

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>>7258232
mmmmf

WyR

A: Become a plain-looking woman with the power of selective attractiveness. If you find somebody hot they'll think you're hot too, but if you think somebody's ugly they won't be into you, meaning you only get hit on by people you would go out with anyways, pretty cool right? Except you're already taken by a very pretty dickgirl, who has any personality you want except that "she" literally cannot resist the urge to breed you and even if you lock "her" up in a chastity belt she will find a way to impregnate you again and again and again. "She" has an enormous extended family with an infinite number of infertile couples who will love to take the kids off your hands if you don't have the time or money or just don't want to raise them. "She" just really wants to be a mom... or dad... or whatever.

B: You are given a smartwatch from the future that when a special app is activated summons several needy fujoshi girls. If they could speak a lick of English they would spend half their lives on 4chan, and most of that time on /d/. There is no sexual act too depraved or dangerous for them, even guro and vore are on the table if you're up to it. Between five and nine are summoned at a time and they won't leave until you please them all. If you don't manage to do it they get needier and crazier until they go full yandere. You can do as many summons as you want including multiple at a time. If you want a bunch of horny cat ladies with no concept of hygiene clamoring for you dick this is for you.

>>7259010
this has to be photo shop

>>7251714
B.

>>7259159
A. All day.

WyR

A: Become a 11/10 woman (details up to you), but you slowly become hornier and dumber with each passing day in which you don't have sex with someone (equivalent of -5 IQ/day). The changes are (mostly) permanent, but you regain the equivalent of 1 lost IQ point for every person you have sex with beyond the first in a single day.

Or

B: Become an 11/10 man (details up to you), but you receive no relief from your arousal (which is now capable of building ad infinitum) unless you get someone pregnant. If you let yourself get too "backed up", you will end up a gibbering mess who will force themselves upon any and every fertile hole within reach until someone catches a baby. Lucky for you (and your arrest record), you now gain a 6th sense for when a woman is ovulating--though it is up to you to convince her to take you bare.

>>7260110
>catches a baby
You make it sound like it's an infectious disease.

>>7254383
I am still all for this

>>7260341
Compare & contrast babies & parasites. The only bih differences are that babies are the same type of creature as you & can one day grow up to be people.

>>7261488
You are now imagining a non-human parasite that saps nutrients from the host body in order to grow and become a productive member of society (and potentially repay the host for helping them reach that goal).

>>7261518
I'd incubate that

>>7258232
B

>>7255331
A, I'll spread my genes like Genghis Khan.

>>7259159
A.

Would you rather

A. You have the ability to inflict your own fetish onto anyone you see fit, including yourself. For example, if you like breast expansion, you can make someones tits grow wildly before your eyes. Like musclegirls? Maybe you could make yourself one for your own pleasure. However everytime you use this ability you have a 1% chance of experiencing a stroke. You can never lower this chance.

or

B. Have an unlimited supply of Red Lobster biscuits, however you are the only person who can interact with them, and trying to sell them causes you to lose all access to the biscuits

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>>7263286
A, definitely A. This is /d/, afterall.

Would you rather:

A) become a quad amputee (gender change optional) and have a group of loyal maids/butlers catering to your every wish
Or
B) get a sudden harem of quad amputees you need to care for, but who are all in love with you (at least for now, they won't be if you don't treat them well)

>>7258232
B.
Even after hormones Im a 3/10 So this is an upgrade.

>>7259010
Sweet CHrist. I would kill a man with my teeth and a vibrator for just an hour with her.

>>7259159
A.
This is everything Ive ever wanted in life.
Literally everything before the word "except" is completely unnecessary.

>>7263286
Holy shit.....Thats fucking Tough dude.
I want to say A But....a stroke?
I guess B?

WyR

A: become fabulously, unbelievably, exorbitantly wealthy. You could buy a mansion in the heart of Beijing in cash, give any bureaucrats that could get in your way sex slaves, and it wouldn't even put a scratch in your bank account. You buy space stations like most people buy cars. The only thing money can't buy you is sexual pleasure. You still feel horny but you just can't get off and no woman, man, animal, robot, plant, etc. could make you cum. Sometimes after enough bottles of gold-infused champaign you don't notice how blue your balls are... quite as much. Hope you have a low sex drive.

B: be taken in by a group of special succubi who are fueled by cuddles, hugs, and limited foreplay. They will make sure nobody outside your new home suspects there has been any change in your life, and expect you to cooperate in that. They will have sex with you regularly, but only because they know it makes you more susceptible to snuggling up and thereby feeding them. The house is in squalor but none of them seem to realize that humans don't like getting blasted by the scent of stale cheese puffs every time they open the front door; you're free to clean but they won't help

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>>7263286
Obviously A, being a cute girl that cannot do anything for herself would be my dream. Maybe having a malformed cute little feet.

Would you rather:
>Be armless
>Be legless

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>>7263286

>>7263286
A - it wouldn't be hard to develop a sexy doctor fetish for when the inevitable happens

>>7263286
A
Turn into a hot futa then turn 2 hot and rich celebrities into my mind controlled sex slaves. Then I am setup for life and will live a life in luxury. If I start to get old, I could always turn myself into a futa loli to get young again.

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had a few funny idea, let's see

WYR

A: Mind-blowies. Telepathically give blowjobs to anyone, anywhere, anytime. Got to focus in the task and nothing else. Once you start, you can't stop and have to finish. Can't harass the same person twice in a day, tho.

B: You can sprout genitalias on anyone with a snap of your fingers. Need direct line of sight. Any kind, any number and shape and size, so long as you've had tactile knowledge of it in your life.

>>7263286
A, because it's more exciting than B.

>>7265288

Unchecked dubs

And legless, because I can't masterbate with my feet

>>7265288
Legless, at least with arms I can play vidya

>>7212999
my heart goes out to you, fellow waifu hunter

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7u7r

WyR

A: Be the doting househusband of a driven career woman. You move into her luxury condo in the best part of a major city and keep it clean, make sure dinner is hot and ready at whatever time she may come home, and give her oil massages while being her emotional tampon. Any debts you may have are paid in cash and you never have to worry about looking for a job. She'll sometimes take you to meetings and conferences where she'll grope you to show what a strong woman she is, but is otherwise not very sexual at all. Despite her cold exterior she does love you dearly and gets upset if she doesn't get to see you too much and loves nothing more than to curl up next to you on her California king mattress under her deluxe extra-soft heated blanket.

B: People start turning into futanari at complete random. Sometimes they wake up like that, sometimes they're walking down the street and start changing, sometimes parts start shifting around and growing during sex, and sometimes it happens when they're watching TV and don't even realize it until they get up to use the bathroom. There are times where everybody at a gathering (e.g. sports match) changes at the same time. The transformation takes anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 hours depending on what somebody is doing. Though everybody is distinctively and undeniably feminine they're only as hot or ugly as before. Everybody is changed within 90 days.

Would you rather

1. Every woman not only begins lactating, but depending on their race and diet it will have a different flavor. So an East Indian woman's milk might taste like masala chai and Brazilian woman's milk might have a hint of coffee in it. Breastfeeding is now considered a normal part of foreplay and a lactation fetish is considered as vanilla and boring as liking big asses. Human dairy products are available as ethical alternatives to those from animals and are are priced accordingly.

2. Have magic cum that re-distributes fat. It won't make anybody healthier but it will make them less ugly. Rolls smooth out, more goes to the breasts and buttocks, cellulite clears, stretch marks disappear, and spheres turn into hourglasses. It works on both men and women, but it makes men more effeminate and trappish instead of beefy baras. It must be administered directly, but any orifice will do.

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>>7267357
Tell me your waifu story and I might tell you mine

>>7266005
Mind-blowies

You get to abandon your current life and start a whole new one. You're still *nominally* in the same place and time so your friends are still around, they just won't recognize you. You choose to be...

A. A saccharine fluffy lovey-dovey lesbian. If your life was a romance novel it would be panned across the board for being too idyllic and patronizing. If there's any stigma attached to homosexuals it won't apply to you but your lovers won't be an exception. You're gut-wrenchingly ugly and so are all your girlfriends, but said girlfriends will think you're just as beautiful as anybody else. It's emotionally great but you'll need to put on a sleep mask or bag to enjoy sex.

B. Exactly as you are now, but in a world where all gender roles are reversed not just socially but physically. Women are much bigger and stronger than men, and unless you're a weightlifter playing for the NBA they can hand your ass to you on a silver platter even if you're armed to the teeth. Nobody expects anything of value to come from you besides sperm and a pretty face and any efforts will be applauded but chances are it's all just for virtue signaling.

>>7267456
B sounds the most interesting

>Watching news
>Commercials come on
>News returns
>Anchorman now has tits

>>7265288
Why rather? Why not both?

>>7270834
Because it'd be very annoying. How are you supposed to shitpost with no hands?

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>>7265681
Fucking genius

Wyr:

A) Be the slut of a beautiful Kitsune girl. She will fuck you when her Heat builds up, she'll snuggle you in her nine loving tails, and she can even turn those tails into slimy tentacles to violate you with. This stuff can happen in public, and she loves to only be visible to you. Any passerby or pious local will only see you get violated by some invisible force, or she can even portray you as violating yourself.

B) Get turned into a slutty Kitsune priest at a shrine. Anyone who feels like it can fuck you whenever they want. They'll whip out their cock and shove it between your tits even in the middle of your prayers, and it's considered a party when you're in heat, so be prepared for lots of cum all over your tails from at least ten patrons.

>>7271795
A sounds less humiliating.

Would you rather
A. Be the little [spoiler]dick [/spoiler]girl
B. Be the little [spoiler]cunt[/spoiler]boy

>>7270272
Definitely B
One of my biggest fantasies

>>7272773
B.

Would you rather
A. Be a loved pet
B. Be a degraded slave

>>7272773

A

>>7272970

B

WYR

A- an orifice of your choice (ass, pussy, mouth) is subject to become a portal to an interdimensional glory hole where any body (alien, beast, monster, human) can fuck you whenever they want, you cannot stop it. Pregnancy may occour.
B- you can watch any porno ever made and have a phantom experience of the main person participating in the video. You will experience everything they do as they felt it. They get slapped, you will feel it. Anal, feel it. Fisted, feel it. Orgasm, feel it. You have to watch and experience everything that happens in the video, no skipping. So if you watch a 5 hour sex tape you will experience everything in it over 5 hours. Anything physically altering like redness, stretched holes, soreness will remain with you for an hour after the video is finished.

You have been transformed from a human into...

1: A metal demon with incredible strength and power. Your new kind is on a glorious quest to destroy all organic life, crushing it under their steely fists and creating a beautiful cybernetic utopia for you and your kin. You can (and will if you don't want your comrades to turn on you) relish the satisfying crunch of a man's head collapsing under your foot and raping a woman so hard and so fast that her entire lower body breaks into tiny pieces. Violence and torture is the only solution to the meatbag question.

2: Sapphic sorceresses who decided that all that penis-having is doing more harm than good to the world. You're not particularly pretty, not particularly adept at magic, and not particularly comfortable with the changes, but that won't stop them from being extra "nice" and having you experience every sexual thing a woman can to show you how much better you are now. They will use you as a "bleeder" and harvest your menstrual blood for its many properties related to youth-enhancing potions.

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You've been visited by a Masturbation Fairy who has decided to give you one mastabatory power.
A)Size: Masturbation now makes your cock and balls(clit and/or breasts for females) 10% larger but for every 24 hours you go without masterbating your size reduces by 20%.
*Bonus-Every 100th Masturbation increases the scaleing by 5%
B)Shape:Every time you masterbate you gain points that you can spend on changes you can make to your physical appearance. Single points won't do much (clean/trim hair, whiten teeth, clear acne etc.) so you'll have to save up some points for that dream bod.
*Bonus-Every you masterbate while touching someone else who is also masterbating you get 5 points and can use your powers on that individual.
C)Lust-Every time you masterbate you gain a lust charge that you can use to make anyone within line of sight of you have a compulsive need to get off some strong willed people might excuse themselves and head to a restroom while other will break down immediately and masterbate. You can also use the charges on yourself to double the amount of pleasure you receive the next time you masterbate although you won't receive a lust charge that time. You can only hold a maximum of 5 charges and can expend all 5 to create a lust bomb that will effect everyone in a 25 yard radius, you can set this off anywhere within your line of sight but you will be effected if within range.
*Bonus-You can hold up to 25 charges and every 5 additional charges used to make a lust bomb doubles the range.
D)Experience-Whenever you masterbate while consuming a piece of media that excites you go into a trance like state where you have the equivalent of a lucid dream enacting the piece of media you were consuming playing the part of the participant of your choice. Unfortunately this sometimes triggers unconsciously after consistent use so going to the movies or watching TV in public might start be a problem.
*Bonus-Extend the trance to anyone masterbating with you.

>>7273889

I don't understand how someone can spell a word correctly the first 3 times in a post and then forget how.

>>7271795
A sounds way better

>>7273889
Definitely B. I guess it depends on how many points you get per fap and how many you need to achieve the 10% larger that A gives you. could you clarify?

>>7273889
B sounds perfect I will choose that

>>7206747
A. Fuck everyone

>>7273153
B and watch solo or lesbian videos.

Please, why don't people post more often? This is the best thread ever and I love it so much, especially the /d/ related wyr which is hard to find anywhere else.

Would you rather:

A - Become an arcane mage that specializes in runes. You use your magic to inscribe runes onto physical objects, but only things within arms length(through many years of practice you can bump it up to 5 meters at most). What do these runes do? Well, you're only limited to your imagination! Just like there is an app for everything, you'll have a rune for everything. Want a peaceful night sleep? Make a rune wall around your bedroom to stop sound entering. Want to trap someone in a room? Inscribe a rune on the door and set it to lock; nothing will be able to open that door with any amount of force. Want your waifu to have bigger boobs? Inscribe a rune on her chest and set it to growth. Want her to have a massive futa dick? I think you get the idea of what to do. Runes will appear invisible to everyone, only you can see it though it will appear slightly transparent. They last forever, unless you manually erase them. For easy managing, you'll receive an app on your smartphone(one will be provided if you don't have one, but who doesn't?) that can be used to activate or deactivate any runes you've placed, wherever it may be in the world.

>>7276926
Cont

B - You receive a really advanced smartphone, you can make calls, text and all that simple stuff. However, there is only space on that phone for one app only! Lucky for you it's already pre installed(and no, it can't be deleted). The most advanced, detailed and best body customization app in the universe. There are sliders for absolutely everything! Gender(including futa), Age, Height, and lots more, there is nothing you can't change about your body(though any changes that could be fatal will give you a warning). For those of you that suck at these types of customization have nothing to worry about, there will be millions of presets available all organized in easy to understand categories. These changes only apply to yourself, however you can make changes to other living organisms by entering camera mode on your phone. You can edit the appearance of them as long as they're in line of sight of your camera. Any changes that are made to you or others will be thought of as completely normal by everyone, and they will think that whoever has been changed was always like that.

>>7276926
>>7276931

While the app from B seems neat, you can literally accomplish everything it can with the runes from A, granted, in a much less user friendly way.

Still makes A seem like a no-brainer given all the other crazy things you can do with it on top of transformations.

>>7276926
A and magic my way into fortune.

>>7188867
C just for the pocket dimension where I can create my own stuff. Also waifu romance will be easy

WyR

A: Christmas is replaced with something much more deviant. Instead of good boys and girls getting toys and games, good men and women get to experience their sexual fantasies. Futanari, tentacles, hyper-breasts, the only limit is that it can't hurt others (unless that is their gift.) Sometimes the gift is temporary (e.g. sex with a supermodel) but others are not (e.g. a race change.) Bad men and women get sent to the rape dungeon for an undetermined amount of time, so if your cunt of an ex-wife who won't let you see the kids vanishes without a trace December 25th you'll know why, and also get to see little Billy and Suzy again.

B: Have a milkshake in the fridge that turns people into cowgirls. It doesn't expire, doesn't get lost, doesn't run out, and if you try throwing it away or destroying it you'll find another inside within the hour. Some people become normal-looking women whose breasts sometimes leak if you play with them enough; others get four tits each way bigger than their head, a massive udder, and a tail, and warped ears; the only constant is they all turn out lesbians even if they were addicted to cocks before drinking it. The changes complete in fifteen minutes and cannot be undone, drinking more can exaggerate the changes but you'd have to chug gallons for something visible.

>>7273889
B.

>>7272773
A sounds adorable.

Would you rather...

A: The technology to engineer tailor-made women is perfectly real and viable with a secret underground society willing to make whoever you're willing to pay for. The problem is that their cover was blown when some dumbass in China decided he wasn't going to let anything as insignificant as reality get in the way of fucking Widowmaker and their kids have a terrifying bluish skin tone that startled authorities.

B: Have the means of making excellent hentai games with writing and art far beyond what you can do with any other medium, but only on obscure meme hardware that's virtually impossible to find (e.g. the Super A'Can and Mattel Aquarius.) You will get all the stuff you need. You cannot dump the ROMs but you can record footage with a shitty camera.

>>7272970
A obviously.

>>7263286
B would give me a stroke anyways, so A.

Guess I have to keep the thread alive again. Bump.

>>7265209

A. I will be the Emperor of Mankind.

>>7263676

Either good.

>>7268179
I want both. For B, I don't mind they bloat into juicy BBWs either.

>>7280380
B, because cowgirls are the best.
>>7283238
A, because the ability to make the perfect woman (or women) goes above any hentai game I can imagine.

WYR

A: have very nice, restful sleep every night, but be completely unable to masturbate

B: have a clone of yourself with the opposite sex's genitals. Otherwise it's exactly like you.

>>7287203
Am I the boss of this clone? Or is it just another person who won't sleep with me? Also does it get boobs or is it just a cuntboy?

>>7287480
I assume it's just a copy as your mind is now. If you woke up with that between your legs, would you sleep with your normal self?

>>7287480
It will have sex with you whenever you want but otherwise does its own thing.

In a contest you won a DLAM-CRN from a fairground raffle you nearly forgot about. What is it? It's like a Doraemon, only cheaper, more Chinese, and an abrasive narcissistic chain-smoker. Lacking future technology the manufacturers brought him to life using black magic. He's a complete asshole, but does have some uses, such as...

A: his pocket is actually a portal to Hell, from which he can pull succubi whenever he's bored (which is often,) light cigarettes without a match, and dispose of dead bodies. It's not nearly as bad as priests and imams make it out to be; some parts of Africa are actually worse. The Devil is actually a woman, as no man can be that evil, and is really hot.

B: he has a massive amount of nifty gadgets, but like everything that comes from China they never work like they should. Calculators that erase sizable chunks of reality with every input, "male enhancement pills" that turn you dick into a writhing tentacle, and more. Boob-related stuff seems to work okay if you can understand the Engrish instructions.

>>7288195
>A: his pocket is actually a portal to Hell, from which he can pull succubi whenever he's bored (which is often,) light cigarettes without a match, and dispose of dead bodies. It's not nearly as bad as priests and imams make it out to be; some parts of Africa are actually worse. The Devil is actually a woman, as no man can be that evil, and is really hot.
Yes, all of that, in my face!

>>7276926
>>7276931

Even though A seems to be way more powerful if used right I'd go with B because of the convenience of normality effect it's changes receive.

WyR

A: Live in a world where are no penises. There are women, who are the same as ever, and cuntboys. Cuntboys look, act, think, sound, and feel exactly like normal men except for having a female reproductive system. They have very large clits which can be used as a penis substitute during masturbation but during actual sex they're not pleasurable to the other partner. Babies are made through sheer willpower.

B: Have unlimited glory and be remembered forever as one of the most badass people who will ever live, but never be able to experience love or affection. You are Super Chad Thundercock II Turbo Championship Edition and Knuckles, the absolute pinnacle of alpha males. Women will beg you to fuck them but never go beyond that even if you try. You can knock somebody cold in one punch and have a sweet pair of mutton chops.

>>7283238
tough one. Probably B because A is kinda creepy. I could probably monetize my weird anime shit to some specific fetishes who need quality content.

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1/2
A) On a night like any other, you happen to run into a translucent girl floating about your residence. Turns out she's a ghost who's been living with you quite a while (you were wondering why your towels were never quite where you left them), and only now has she worked up the courage to reveal herself. A loving sort, she would like to be your partner. Aside from her extreme, crippling shyness around living people, she's actually a great match for you in terms of her interests, personality, and so on. However, despite her best efforts her intangibility makes sex difficult, because it takes so much effort for her to move physical objects. Expect sensations to be weak and for extensive cleanup as your fluids pass right through her body. You can also never introduce her to anyone, as her shyness about her own death / being a ghost is so extreme she vanishes for hours at a time if she even hears a person other than you. If that specific shyness and the rest of her personality conflict too much and the issue is forced, she may get frustrated with herself and fall into a deep depression.

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>>7292105
2/2
B) You wake up one morning in a luxurious mansion, attended to by an extremely attractive (/d/ flavor of choice: monstergirls, dickgirls, permanently lactating etc) maid. She explains how hard "everyone" worked at "getting you back" and how happy they are to see you, but she's clearly upset and gritting her teeth the entire time. Turns out the mansion you woke up in is staffed by hundreds of these /d/ maids, who all believe you are their master who went missing and was finally found. Maybe you're the real master's twin, maybe you were both clones, or maybe you just dreamed your life until know and that mansion IS your real life. Whatever the case may be, the maids will wait on you hand and foot, follow almost any command, and generally ensure your every desire is satisfied. But all are also openly hostile to you and can barely keep the scowls off their faces when forced to deal with you. Turns out the master who looked like you was a cruel, brutal tyrant, despised by every worker in the mansion. No matter how nicely you treat them now, when they look at your face all they can do is remember the twisted perversions they were forced to endure before you "disappeared." The most positive feeling you will ever receive from any of them is a twisted sense of pity, if they believe you suffered brain damage or something similar that caused an extreme personality change. Though again, they are unquestionably obedient and will never cause you any physical harm.