/d/-sized cocks

>>7145741
what's the name of this comic again?

I've been waiting for one of these threads to show up all week. I don't have anything to get one rolling...

>>7145959
Kaleidoscope Eyes, I think.

>>7147013
This is still one of the best things ever.

>>7145959
>>7146430
Collideoscope*

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Would you rather...
>Have a /d/ sized cock?
Or
>Have a partner (futa or male) with a /d/ sized cock?

>>7147339
i'd rather have a /d/ sized cock

>>7147339
>>7147342
prepare for the

>you'll never wake up in the morning from your girlfriend's dick dripping pre all over your face

posts

In all honesty, I'd write 'em myself, but I am tired and have a headache.

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>>7147339
>>7147342
I forgot to add in my post
>And why?

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>>7147346
Truly, it is a shame that I'll never experience that. The point of my post was to encourage discussion. I always find these threads to be boring when it's just an image dump. I just wanted to discuss huge cocks with /d/.
Personally, I'd want a futa partner with a /d/ sized cock. I think it would be awesome to be her cumdump.

>>7147339

Yes.

>>7147049
please tell me sauce friendo

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>>7147339
A /d/ sized cock
something like pic related

>>7147339
d zied cock any day

if i got to chose id have a 8 inch flaccid dick and a 16 inch hard dick with 12 inches around in the middle. base to middle would be an elevated 7.5 to 12 and from middle to head it would be 12 to 7.5

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>>7147339
a futa partner with a /d/ sized cock would be tons of fun
waifu material coming through

>>7147580

>overlapping veins

>>7147656

those aren't veins...

>>7147572
https://exhentai.org/s/c255a0b791/272304-127

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>>7147366
I'd love to be some hit futa's cock sleeve.
If also love breeding her and making her have my kids, but that's just me.

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>>7147339

>>7147667
Oh my

>>7147580
Those awful veins ruin the picture. If only I had the required skills to edit, so I could tone them down.

>>7147339
Number 2

>>7147525
the only correct answer

>>7147667
If that's not veins, then what are those?

>>7148155
Knowing that artist, probably tendrils or tentacles of some kind.

>>7147339
HAAAAAAAAAAAAVE ONE, holy fuck. It would complete me.

That and a real girly face and I'd be fucking set.

>>7148166
While it would not surprise me, it just doesn't look like it

>>7147339


Ever since I had gotten my own apartment I had taken to sleeping nude, but something didn't feel right when I woke up that morning, and it wasn't just the hangover from the night before. My groggy brain was telling me there was something lying on top of my upper stomach under the blankets. Something alive.

Reflexes took over and I just swatted at the thing, only to yelp in pain.

I had felt that.

On my dick.

The sting of the slap was enough to get me awake, and I tossed the blanket aside to reveal...

My dick

Or at least a perfect copy of it that was much, much larger than mine.

My morning wood usually reached below my belly button, but this monster was reaching just below my chest! The red head rubbed against my skin as it visibly throbbed with every heartbeat, easily the size of my closed fist. Hesitantly, I reached towards it and grabbed my shaft with a shaky hand. It barely enclosed half it's girth.

What

The

Fuck

I leaped out of bead and tried to dart towards the bathroom, but a sharp pain in my groin stopped me flat, forcing me to bend over and take deep breaths.

My balls.

I had fucking squeezed my balls between my thighs. They were huge too! Easily bigger than a couple of baseballs hanging a whole deal lower than what they used to.

Hunched over, in pain, and with no fucking idea of what was going on, I dragged my feet towards the bathroom with a single objective in mind.

I need a fucking mirror.

>>7148307
hothothot oh god hot. continue, please?

>>7147339
Honestly? I'd give anything to have a cute boyfriend with a /d/ sized cock. He'd be feminiine and slender, but not a trap or femboy. He'd have a cute, boyish face with a bright, dorky smile, and a cock about 2 feet long and as thick as a two liter bottle when soft. his balls would be the size of basketballs, sloshing and full of gallons of cum. When hard, he'd grow just slightly over four feet when erect.

Oh, And he'd be a total bottom for me, bouncing his bubble butt on my own smaller cock, while his giant one flops about, slinging precum everywhere.

>>7147339
Yes

>>7148307

My mind was definitely conflicted. Cocks just don't magically super-size overnight, but the heavy weight of my now semi-flaccid dick and jumbo balls hanging from my crotch was hard to argue against, especially as it shifted with every step. My squeeze accident had killed my erection and the pain I felt proved I wasn't dreaming either.

Which only left me with the impossible conclusion.

I fumbled with the bathroom door for a bit before managing to get it open, a wall mounted mirror on the other side.

Thinking back, I must have looked pretty silly; under the door frame, mouth slack agape, staring at the reflection of the biggest, thickest dick I had ever seen, erect or otherwise. And it was limp.

The new perspective the mirror gave really drove the point of how massive my new schlong really was; completely out of proportion with the rest of my body. My balls hung against my thights, proped foward by their own size, and the scrotum seemed much tauter hefting their greater weight. Over and past them hung my mammoth cock, the head just shy of reaching past my knees and thick as my wrist. Even in this deflated state, it dominated my reflection, demanding to be seen.

*Throb*

And it definitely was not going to stay limp anymore. The sight of such a huge member attached to my body seemed to trigger a primal arousal within me. I could feel its new weight shifting, and a tension i had never felt on my old tool. It visibly pulsed as it hardened, each twich rising it higher towards its goal. My heart was beating hard, either from arousal or the struggle to pump so much blood into my engorged organ, thick veins visible on its taut skin.

*Splat*

I had flexed my crotch out of reflex, and that was enough to bring it to full mast, hitting my chest with a wet sound. It felt unbelivably hot, heat radiating from it like a hot bottle. Its hard size almost comically oversized against my chest.

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>>7147339

As much as I'd prefer being super hung I'd be missing half the point since I don't have a gf to worship it.

So I'd take the futa.

>>7148407

I'm not really sure of what I was thinking right there and then, but my hands seemingly moved on their own and wraped themselves around my big fat cock and even in my addled state, I noticed something odd. It felt like my dick had been grabbed by a pair of small, dainty hands. This conflicted with what my hands felt, a massive, throbbing piece of man meat. Long story short, my brain was still used to what my old dick felt like, and as far as it knew, my hands never had covered so little, so it created the phantom illusion that someone else was beating me off. It was thrilling, one side feeling the heft and power of my new size, while the other was convinced small soft hands were giving me a hand job.

It was hard work jerking something as big as my new dick. Encircling it with both hands, and doing long pumping motions from croth to chest. It was nothing like the fast wrist motions I was used to, and I found it infinitely more erotic. My balls slapped against my thights with every thrust, and pre had started to trickle from my cockhead in quantities that made my old full loads look small. Fat gobs dribbled down and got spread by my hands, lubing my aching shaft.

The mirror showed a sight out of a wet dream, an impossibly large cock being worked with animalistic lust by a body clearly too small for it, semen spilling on the bathroom floor with each new desperate buck.

And then I came.

It was a drawn out explosion, my balls and abdomen tensed and I felt how my muscles stuggled to pump such ammounts of cum. I felt the incredible pressure as it rose through my shaft and couldn't hold back a scream as it finally shot out of me in thick spouts over the mirror. The sound of high-velocity cum striking the glass rang in my ears as my reflection was slowly covered by the unrelenting white tide.

I passed out by the time it was entirely smeared in it.

>>7148172
That's how they getcha. You don't expect tentacles and BAM, you're infected. Be safe.

>>7147629
Is it bad that I can do that????

>>7148549

Nope, most people sit on chairs on a daily basis.

>>7147694
you motherfucker.

>>7148550
kek, but I mean self suck, is it bad that I can self suck?

>>7148552

Yes, it means you're a faggot.

>>7147339
I'd only choose the D-sized cock if I were guaranteed to know/find women that would both love it and be able to take it, since strutting around with a huge cock only does so much if women nope the fuck out realizing they'd never actually be able to sex me.

Plus, presumably getting a new, sexy, horny as hell girlfriend with a massive cock to fawn over is so much of a good deal that it's hard to pass up.

>>7148568
Really?

>>7148682
What about having a D-sized cock AND a sexy, horny as hell girlfriend with a massive cock?

>>7150222

don't get greedy now

>>7147339
have one. i would love to have a huge piece of meat dangling halfway to my knees flaccid. i want a ridiculous bulge that makes people turn their heads. i dont even care if no one could take it, i just want it.

>>7150222
I'd be satisfied with one or the other desu, plus it's not likely my new futa girlfriend would be able to fit extra vagina room alongside all the internal components for her massive cock.

But I wouldn't complain if I did somehow get both.

>>7147339
Oh, just give my girlfriend a /d/ sized dick and we're set.

>she already loves to ride me hard with a strap on that's the size of my forearm
>imagining what would happen if she could blow a massive load in me

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>>7150826
Unf. I want to have a partner with a big dick, and watch (and help) them grow to be enormous.

Where's the cock expansion at.

>>7148458
Since no one else is saying it, that was a top tier read

>>7146312
sauce?

>>7152116

Pastebin'd

http://pastebin.com/JvByxnjW

>>7145539
His fucking arm at the end though.

>>7147339
Assuming my partners could still take a cock that size, I would love to have one! All attention it would bring whether I wanted it or not turns me on even more. Especially if it is so big, that my pants become become a tight fit on the leg that my cock is against. Having it so big that I can't wear shorts most of the time because of the threat of my cock poking through the bottom. I would only do it if my partners could still take me, and I had balls to match, and cumshots to match as well.

>>7147339

As a kissless virgin I have no idea if I would enjoy dick IRL, so I'll take it for myself for some high quality masterbation. Maybe set-up a webcam for thirsty size queens and make a living of jerking my massive cock on camera.

>>7147339
I want a /d/ sized cock and a girlfriend that loves it, worships it, and is able to take it. Maybe more than one of those girls. That'd be the life.

>>7147339
Well I already have /d/ sized balls may as well finish the set

>>7152683
how big? pics?

>>7152683
/d/ sized balls are my fetish, but material is super rare. I like it when they're out of proportion with how big they are, too.

Mind sharing more about yours?

>>7147579
You seem to have put an awful lot of thought into it.

>>7152180
Holy shit that's amazing.
Sauce brother.

>>7152070
Artist

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>>7146302
Nice filename

>>7152705
>>7152713
I mean its saline infusion

Kinda cheaty but im about 18.5 inches around.

>>7147339
I'd only take the /d/ cock if the lady has a stretchy stomach, otherwise what's the point? I guess you could rub it against her body...

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I wish I had something else to post beyond the stuff that gets posted all the time.

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drew a big-dicked trap

>>7155944
That lovely cock...
Make a hyper version and I'll love you forever

>>7155944

Doing god's work anon.

>>7147339

Be /d/ sized and become an auto-fellatio expert and addict.

>ywn lick your own oversized glans bobbing just in front of your lips.

>ywn stuff your mouth with your aching shaft, deepthroating as far as you could go.

>ywn slip out by accident and facial yourself.

>>7156697
>So addicted you stay home all day and chug down your own cum
>Entire face dripping with cum, as you push to the back of your throat
>Balls churning and swelling to keep up with your constant state of lust
>Your cock throbs in your arms, as you roll over in your damp sticky bed in a constant state of orgasm, dumping more and more cum into yourself

>>7156841
>Days go by... weeks... months, even
>You've showered maybe a couple times? You're not sure anymore.
>It feels like this has been forever. All you know is the taste of your own freakishly enormous cock, and it's the best thing you've ever tasted.
>Your cum and saliva have coated every inch of your flesh and you wear it as you slip around your drenched, overflowing mattress and greedily shove your flaccid cock into your mouth like you always do, just waiting for it to get hard again.
>You suckle and teethe on it, lightly twisting and squeezing down on it with your lips while you rub your tongue against it as it's constant flow of precum continues even in your non-rigid state.
>Slowly your eyes close and you flop to your side, drifting back off to napland in the warm sea of viscous goo that your bed has become, just waiting to be stirred awake once again by the sudden blast of cum as you climax in your sleep after yet another extremely sexual dream

>This is your entire life now

>>7156697
>>7156841
>>7156957
Thanks for the fap.

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>>7155960
>>7155966
Thanks

>>7145514
I'm drawing some more of my size queen slut OC, finally

>>7157087
Oh god yes.

>>7157087
You're a fucking master of dicks

Are you ever going to draw JADF-tan again?

>>7157087
So good <3
I really want to see what kind of size would be too big for her and her reaction

>>7155944
Eh, huge cocks are better when it's a futa

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>>7157087
I adore this slut! Size queen that is a queen of size! Huge, perfect juggs, super long hair, fat lips, loves the biggest of cocks.

More of her is a MIGHTY need!

>>7156957
>Its been years
>you haven't ever stopped, walking around your home in a orgasmic daze and massive cum filled gut
>under the stress you size grew over the years, both your balls and cock and touch the ground, if you would ever let go.
>your whole house had become thick and tacky as you smear your cum on the floor everywhere you walk
>you would get visitors walking into your abode, only these to satiate themselves on your meat, at many times, multiple at once, all failing to lick you clean.
>they themselves becoming addicted
>Now all day your cock is molested by a harem of lustful girls, some with, some without, growing cocks of their own.
>Big breasts and thick cocks slide along your shaft as the fight for your cockhead
>eventually they demand so much, they bind you, and suspend you to the ceiling, your package hanging off your body, its weight pulling on your crotch, spraying load after load onto the harem below.
>They milk your all hours of the day, gobbling up all they can get, as you never leave an orgasming state. Nothing but a shell that they feed off of.
>Time passes, as your harem grows complacent like you
>They just pile on you and one another, not knowing what cock they are sucking on, yours, theirs, someone elses, or some girls engorged breast.
>It is a pile of addicted sluts, all with oversized genitals, matching your own.

>>7145539
The size aspect here is all fucked to hell

>>7146302
Hagrid, check it out. I'm fuckin' massive mate.

>>7157670
his cock is literally bigger than her entire torso, minus the breasts

>>7157680
>you're hung like a horse harry

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>>7157173
I actually have a JADF-tan thing I never finished that I was planning on completing soon...

>>7157215
The bigger she can get it the more she'll enjoy it

>>7157425
Thanks, anyone who appreciates her for specifically this combo of things means I did what I intended haha

>>7148779
Yep, it's unholy.

God said "she succ me" not "he succ himself"

>>7158743
Great coloring, thank you so much <3
I like to imagine her "riding" bigger cocks each time with no end in sight, probably because I self-insert hard
Also, those breasts look really good for paizuri

>>7158743
I eagerly await more of this wonderful, cock-loving bimbo!

>>7158743
>want to learn how to draw in order to draw exactly this kind of thing
>there's already someone around who does it and is better than me by a Russia-sized country mile

Fuck.

Onward to the next stupid dream, I guess.

>>7159207
me in a nutshell

>>7159207
>>7159220


that mentality will get you nowhere anon.
everyone sucks at the start, but you shouldn't let it stop you from starting in the first place.

>>7159220
Give it up, anon. The more you find out about drawing, the more you realize how hopeless it is. Too many things to learn.

Unless you're a literal 10-year old. If so go right ahead. You might have the time.

>>7159291
naw b, just start out watching prokotv videos and drawing literally everyday. you'd be surprised by how quickly you can improve, and at the elasticity of the human brain. never give up

>>7159291
S A D B O Y S mentality will get you nowhere. Everyone starts out shitty and it just takes dedication even when you're unsatisfied with the outcome, it'll get better over time.

>>7159311
>Everyone starts out shitty

Literally not true. But enough of this. This kind of talk belongs on /ic/ or something.

>>7148552
How big are you~?

>>7158743
Where can I get more of this ?

>>7157639
I was planning to write a story like this where the last panel was the endgame....minus the futa part, and the guy has a giant milky tit in his mouth at all times

>>7158743
Absolutely splendid work!
>I actually have a JADF-tan thing I never finished that I was planning on completing soon...
Can't wait!

>>7158743
>have a JADF-tan thing I never finished that I was planning on completing
HYPE

>>7155944
>drew a big-dicked trap
Looks amazing! Got any sites you distribute your pics on or a progress thing for your colouring? I'm trying to learn how to colour better and basically am going for something like that.

>>7150995
You can buy dildos that can cum

>>7152119
www pixiv net/member_illust.php?id=277602

>>7159454
7 inches bordering on 8

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>>7159207
you should just go for it, if you've been in these threads you already know this kind of content is sparse so every artist who does this stuff matters

>>7159291
i didn't start until i was 20 and it's been 5 years now, the age barrier is a myth

>>7159923
>>7159464
thanks, I don't have any tuts but here's my tumblr http://mw-magister.tumblr.com/

>>7159679
>>7159696
it'll probably be a little while before i get to it so here's the sketch

>>7145741
>>7145959
>>7146430
>>7147245
there has to be more to this comic
i can only find up to 25 pages and i swear to god ive seen the full comic somewhere

>>7161527

its either your brain playing tricks on you, or lost to the ages.

>>7161470
>got that good in 5 years

What do you get from lying on the internet?

Seriously though, you must have had a lot of time to practice quite intensively, something I really don't with a full-time job. But more props to you anyways. I'm 22 and realistically, I'd be middle-aged or something by the time I reached your level.

Which at least means you won't be facing any competition from me. This is the magic of art: you can discourage competition before it even becomes a problem, and it takes no upper effort on your part.

Looking forwards to more of this chick here >>7158743, by the way.

>>7161550

> I'd be middle-aged or something by the time I reached your level.

with that attitude, i believe you would.

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>>7161550
>>7159207
>>7159220

never take advice from homer simpson

>>7161093
I''m so envious. I wish I could do that.

>>7161470
Oh, I already follow you on pixiv. Nice.
Keep up the good work!

>>7161527
I think I have it saved somewhere.
Forget where I found it.
I probably reverse google imaged it.

>>7147339
I'd want to have one.
>Tfw confident af
>Tfw wearing tight pants all the time
>Tfw the TSA won't believe me when I tell them the bulge is my dick
>Tfw the perpetual envy of all other men
I wouldn't even give a fuck if no woman could take the whole thing. If I needed to knock someone up, I'd put the tip in and jack off.

>>7148458
I just want this to happen to me. Fuck consequences and discomfort, I will ever A dick god.

>>7161658
not that guy. I can get the tip in and im around the same length (7.5, almost 8 on a good day). But it hurts your back like a bitch. Much better to just just get someone else to do it for you. Or at least I'd assume, had I ever had someone do it for me.

>>7161658
Also not that Anon, but used to be able to do it.
It's quite uncomfortable, and more like sucking cock than getting your cock sucked. Coupled with the fact that I find it really hard to get off from blowjobs anyway, I've never actually came from autofellatio.

>>7161658
*that* guy
I'm usually able to do it all the time actually.
whenever I'm bored and horny sometimes I sit at my desk and suck myself off in my chair
I'm able to take quite of it down and it doesn't hurt that often when I do it

>>7147347
Ebony and Ivory
Fit together so snugly inside of me

>>7162007
>>7162082
>more like sucking cock than getting your cock sucked
Why do people always say this like it's some kind of deterrent? M-Maybe I want to suck some cock...

>>7162345
That's so hot. I'd love to hear more about what it's like being able to do it so casually and effortlessly.

>>7162507
*that* anon
well... I do it often...
I usually cum when I do it or just shoot into my mouth... it's difficult taking my amount actually, since I'm kinda big I guess
i can really just take it in whenever I want, autofellatio is an easy thing for me

but still, it's fun and I'm still doing it!

>>7162851
Pics please? With a peace sign?

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>>7161552
Second this. Don't give up on what you want to do.

>>7162007
>Or at least I'd assume, had I ever had someone do it for me.
Fair warning, you really can't train to suck big cock by sucking normal cock. Be prepared for them to need some practice.

>>7162851
Fuck... this is so hot to read... If you have the time, I would love to self insert into more of your stories. You can really do it with no effort or warm up?

Also, if it's that tough to take, you're probably quite thick as well...

>>7163041
*that* guy
well, yeah. I don't really need any preparation or anything, just to get slightly horny then self suck.
sometimes I don't even really need to be that hard...

and yes, I am kinda thick, almost 6 inches around!
is there anything else you would like to know?

>>7147339
Partner with /d/ sized cock.
>Reason
Gay, submissive, bot.

>>7163107
Oh I have tons of questions, but I wouldn't want to keep bothering you or derailing the thread. Not only do you have literally the perfect cock, you're also short or flexible enough to take it into your own mouth and thick enough that it's hard to fit inside... You are living one of my biggest sexual fantasies, anon!

>>7163308
Oh, I'm not sure how to respond such to such a compliment...
I-is there any place you could ask me more questions?

>>7147339
If that's real life we're talking, I'd rather be the partner of the /d/ sized male or futa since:
1- A dick that big would probably be very inconvenient on the everyday activities
2- Having a dick added to me would raise a lot of questions from family/friends and doctors alike about how I became a hermaphrodite overnight.
Now, if this is /d/ world, I'd gladly take the cock on myself and would be happy like >>7162851
Reason: I have a precum fetish and would love to have a precum factory just for myself

>>7161470
Amazing! Can't wait to see how it turns out

Shame more people don't draw JADF-tan

>>7163344
why dont you post a imgur link with a pic?
Im almost drooling thinking of it

>>7163344
Show us dick and we'll lavish you in compliments

>>7163344
Question anon here, thanks for all of your sharing
You w-wouldn't happen to have a Steam or Skype or kik, would you?

>>7164120
I have a Skype...
it's uhh...
deletsystm32
I thought it was funny at the time

>>7147008
The question is, is that the little guy's cock or the mini-giantess'?

>>7165988
Mini-Giantess's, guy's body's isn't properly positioned for it to be his.

>>7163308
>Oh I have tons of questions, but I wouldn't want to keep bothering you or derailing the thread.

Fuck that, it's better than the "would you rather" question and it's on topic. Anon, tell us more about self sacking you're fat rod!

>>7166107
ask me a series of questions and I'll try to respond best I can!

AMA with a professional autofellatio artist~

>>7166246
Why the fuck does every fucking thread about huge dick have to turn into this kind of bullshit?

Fuck this, I'm out. Screw /d/

>>7166259

People want attention. Even on an anonymous image board. Boorus are better for fapping anyway.

>>7166259
you don't have to like this if you don't want to...

>>7166271
>>7166260
It's just ruining a perfectly fine thread.

Take this shit to reddit if you want attention.

>>7166282
I didn't realise I was an asshole, I apologise
am I ruining your Christmas faps faggot?

>>7166294

yes, you fucking boner Grinch

>>7166311
>4chan's: How The Anon Stole Fapmas

>>7166311
if you dont like how the thread has turned out, I'm sorry, wait until next year or whenever another one pops up, but until then, can you please let the little rascals have fun?

>>7166323
this shit happens in every goddamn thread.

>>7166328
I'm sorry sonny, it's self fuffilling prophecy.
But I'll tell you what, next time this happens, I'll be rooting for your side.

>>7158423
Wow, it's almost like that's what hyper content is.

>>7166311
>boner Grinch

Checked 'em, thread redeemed

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>have a thing for size queens
>have an only slightly above average dong

>>7152780
https://hitomi.la/galleries/966618.html

>>7166473
http://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=21307

>>7164227
I don't know if this is true or anything but i've added you regardless. check your skype.

>>7157087
>>7158743
>>7161470
You're Magister? I had no idea he spent time on 4chan, and /d/ of all places ...

Honestly, as I adore Magister, I have trouble believing you're him.

>>7168251
How hard is it to believe that among the endless tides of talentless wannabes, sometimes an actual artist shows up on 4chan?


Pretty hard, I know.

>>7168358
It's only hard to believe because Magister is Japanese or something. And, I've followed his stuff for a while, so seeing him here all randomly is hard to believe. Faking an identity isn't hard on this 4chan.

>>7168361
To be clear, I don't think that anon is the real deal too. Like I said, only shitty amateur artists like me ever show up here.

Guess we'll just never know.

>>7168361
>>7168369
Just have some good faith and believe in him.
Just like how everyone else believes that 10 inch selfsucking anon to be real.

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>>7168251
>>7168361
>Faking an identity isn't hard on this 4chan.
I get this kind of often but it's always easy to prove because I can just draw something that's never been posted in any of my galleries. I never posted that JADF-tan, and I don't normally post processes like >>7157087 to >>7158743 either.

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>>7168438

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>>7168440

>>7168450
Ehhh, that's still small desu

>>7168438
>>7168440
>>7168450
>neat.png

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>>7168438
I still find it hard to believe you're Magister, so I'll take it all with a grain of salt.

With that said, love your work, and keep it up. Your best futa pic is still this one; the cocks and balls look solid and the dick's not too strangely shaped.

>>7168438
>>7168440
>>7168450
>tfw commissions never

>>7169096
you fuckin' w0t m8?

What the hell are you smoking to make those statements?

>>7169098
I'd commission the hell out of magister.

>>7168438
>>7168440
>>7168450
Next up: size queen bimbo taking it to the hilt?

>>7169129
You and everybody else, last time he opened was like five years ago and he took way, WAY too many to deal with in a timely manner

>>7145514

I need to see them facefuck her so much

>>7158743
Thank YOU for creating her, but... I have one small nag... I need to see this bimbo full-body. I love how long her hair is, but I gotta see the full length... It's really her crowning feature.

Heh... g-get it...? I'm lame, but even so, MORE of her, one day! (Hopefully soon.)

>>7169262
I bet if two of them spitroasted her they'd meet up in the middle

>>7169271
Way to fuck up your request by putting up that faggot facade for no good reason.

>>7169276

Pumping their loads right into her stomach making her a good little cumfed cockslut!

there's a doujin I've been looking for forever if anyone can help me - it's basically R. Mika (or a character that looks like her) in a wrestling match with a giant man that they refer to as stinky or smelly, something like that. Anyways, he has a huge one and basically fucks her to death (or it's implied)

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>>7169096
After drawing an erection sequence with the same character and the same handwriting as the image you linked, I have no clue what could possibly make you believe, but thank you all the same, w

>>7169098
>>7169129
>>7169211
I want to open towards the start of the new year, but this time there will be only 3 slots so that I don't get overwhelmed again.

>>7169271
It's been a long time since I drew her full-body but her hair reaches to mid-calf.

>>7169532
If you are the real magister, I love you. Follow your dreams, especially if they include more futa, because, from what I've seen, you're very very talented at that.

>>7169096
>>7169539
I also like you and like futa and like your futa. I also think maybe the dicks are shaped weird, but if you're making art at all, more power to you

>>7169532
I haven no clue where to find this... I thought I'd looked through everything you had... maybe I didn't!

lol this thread
u a kyootie tho maggy so am appreciate

>>7169811
Is there even somewhere that all of his work is normally posted? It seems like there's a lot missing from his site and the boorus.

>>7169532
>3 slots
Now watch as I develop a nervous habit of checking my dA notifications every 15 minutes as New Year's approaches.

>>7155944
More of this guy please.

>>7169488

I think this is it: https://nhentai.net/g/25035/

>>7146312
Japs don't know how to squat.

>>7170806
heels touch the ground when slavs squat around.

bump?

>>7153893
How does this even work? Do you just pump stuff into your balls? Is it a pill like the cum thing? Or what? Is it "safe"?

>>7173390
Artist please? This is really freakin' hot!!

>>7173584
Saline is a sterile liquid composed mostly of water. It is, in the case of saline infusions, injected directly into the ballsack. This fills up the space surrounding the gonads themselves, providing a bigger nutsack.

>>7173584
>>7173994
Yeah

I do pump though. That does increase testicle size.

infusing rn actually.

>tfw 8 inch cock
>tfw not unattractive
>tfw socially inept and haven't had sex in 7 years

>>7174018
>tfw almost 8 inches (20 cm)
>doesn't even matter because girth is only average at 13 cm
Why even live

>>7174077
ssss snek

>>7174077
show em a magic trick, where to hide the pencil. the guy from brokeback mountain could do it

>>7173994
>>7173997
So, its just a load of saline solution around your nuts. Is there any downside?

>>7174018
>tfw 36in cock
>tfw farm I worked at went under and the mares I used to hook up with got shipped off to god-knows-where
>tfw too big to masturbate properly

>>7174240
If you dont sanitize properly and dont use proper sterile medical equipment, you can get an infection.

Also i guess you hang fucking low. But its is a pro for me.

I hang 1/3rd of the way down my thighs

>>7174018
At least you've gotten to use yours.Can be happy about that.

>>7171486
A gopnik-award winner is you

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>>7175422
36 inch

>>7176627
Man, 8 inch dicks aren't "/d/-sized" by any measure

I was just trying to make conversation

>>7177144
I know anon, it's just slow right now.

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>>7169811
>>7170301
I post a lot of things in different places cause my audiences are different in each one.

>>7169777
I've gotten this a couple times so I'll try to make them less weird...

I had my SO ask to draw us fucking for christmas, never done this kind of thing before, it was weird

>>7175422
reminds me of this story

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/TehMord/14146/And-Down-Stretch-She-Cums/35239/Chapter-1/Horsin-Around

>>7179055
H-how accurate is that?

>>7179651
Mild exaggeration but based on reality

>>7179967
>mild
O-oh my

>>7179055
>>7158743
>coloring niggers

>>7179967
How l-large is the reality of that cock?

>>7180509
perfection

>>7179055
Is that your cock or your SOs cock?

>>7180803
Mine

>>7180594
I'm a halfy so I self-insert sometimes

>>7180732
Obviously not /d/-sized but I'm huge and she likes it so much she wanted even more in drawing

>>7180876
So you're Barret and you fuck Tifa?

>>7180876
Could Panda take JADF-Tan? And does Panda prefer vaginal, anal, or both?

>>7180506
>that guy's abs

brb gotta vomit

>>7180876
>I'm huge
Mind if I ask for a measurement?

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no

>>7181834
https://a.pomf.cat/opavos.png

>>7169144
let's hope

>>7181811
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>>7181822
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>>7181825

Beautiful!

>>7181834
I laughed.

>>7148458
As a girl reading that, fucking erotic, maybe less mention of 'old loads' and your 'old cock' to make it a bit hotter for women too, but, regardless that was just, an amazing read. I came to it at "animalistic lust being worked by a body too small for it"

What would be the best way to find authors who right these stories but you have to pay for them? I've greatly exhausted the traditional erotic fiction websites

>>7181825
tfw your cock will never be 15,000 pixels long

>mfw hyper hung shota is incredibly hard to find
Am I looking in the wrong places?

>>7181069
>>7181658
She could, both, 9 and some change

>>7183497
Do want

>>7180511
What the name of this artist.
Has some neat comics.

>>7183497
Yep, it's not that rare. This isn't usually a good place for shota though, and once you're in, you've never got enough.

>>7181069
>>7183761
>Panda
Wait, who's Panda?

>>7183761
>9 inches

Good lord I'm jealous.
What kind of girth?

Also if you're a mulatto, what skin tone do you have, light, coffee, or dark?

>>7184757
The big-titty blonde slut in the OP and >>7158743

>>7184773
Don't know exactly cause i only have a ruler and not a tape measure but i don't remotely fit into a toilet roll? I'm in the middle, kinda lighter than the image I drew

>>7184853
Jesus dude, that's an actual /d/ size cock.
Before your current SO, did you manage to hook up with lots of chicks?

>>7158743
>>7179055

hey, could you recolor these so that they're white cocks?

no offense to you m8, I just really dislike the BLACKED meme.

>>7184751
Thanks for the help :)
I'll be sure to follow your tips and find all that sweet content.

>>7184875
Wait, that's /d/ sized?

>>7184906
Hes drawn dicks of various colors, that second one is supposed to be him and his girlfriend so why would he change his skin?

>>7185112

No. /d/ sized is like 15"+, that's just real big.

>>7184853
>>7183761
>>7180876

Cardinal rule in /d/-sized dick threads is no real dick talk allowed because you faggots always lie and if we let one of you do it, every single time a bunch more assholes will jump in claiming to be 10+ inches.

You might, maybe, possibly get a pass if you posted a pic with a ruler and timestamp in /soc/ or something and linked it here, but even that hasn't worked in the past.

I'm 10+ inches

>>7185688
If you're less than a foot and a half, I don't care.

If you're more than that, I'd love to hear the story of how you got so big and what you do with it.

Man, these threads always go to shit multiple times. This is what, the second faggot claiming to have a monster dong without any actual proof?

Going by what you see here, like 40% of the human population is 8+ inches. And all those people post on 4chan.

>>7185947
It's honestly just sad when they DO post proof, which just proves they're about 6-8 instead of "close to a foot".

>>7183761
Now, could Panda take a double-team from JADF-tan and Asakura Mao from Futabu simulatneously as they compete to see who has the bigger dick and is better at using it?

>>7185859
I'm actually 6'00"
Though that's around average where I live.

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>>7168440
>>7168450
Who is she talking to here? Is it me? Is it some slut about to down that cock? I MUST KNOW

>>7147339
I'd rather have a /d/-sized cock. Even if only 1 out of 1000 women could enjoy it, I'd be the only one they could enjoy it with.

>>7187816
DudeNICE

>>7146302

That ramrod-straight spine tho

Bump!
Where can I find an accurate database to measure my size against global/national average?