Would you rather...

>>7141589

A obviously are you retarded. Why wouldn't you be with someone who's able to give you full body cuddles

>>7141641
This

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>>7141589
Minigiantess is my fetish so its A by a long shot. To continue on with the theme would you rather:

A) have an easily embaressed minigiantess girlfriend who likes to cuddle and prefers to be dominated in bed. Will commit any sexual act that you want as long as it won't harm you in any way.

Or

B) have a stacked outgoing minigiantess girlfriend who likes to remind you of how small you are in a loving way. She will never do anything unless she is in the mood amd when she is she will always milk you for every last drop. Needless to say she is always dominant but still caring.

B

>>7141670

Oh dude. B all the way

>>7141670
B. B! Please B!

A and A
The year is 2025 and modern cosmetic science and your current McDicklet job allows you to get
A). Hyper genital enhancement that allows you to enhance you current one into what ever you want. (Example. A 12x12 penis with testes the size of tennis balls. Or a vagina that can flex its walls and changes texture.)

Or

B). Get a full body sex change with no repercussions and freedom to live like that gender

A all the way

>>7141686

I like being a guy so A

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>>7141589
>NEC
You know your stuff. But the R&D is going shit. If I didn't work here, I would short just before release while stocks are highest. You heard none of this from me.

I'm going with choice A. Cuddly big girl would keep me real happy.

>>7141670
I like the idea for A, going A. That is my final answer.

>>7141686
It depends, If B allows me to gain attractiveness as well. Then B. I would rather be a 5/10 male than the other option. Otherwise, A

>tfw can't come up with would you rathers

I'll keep mine short and sweet

A). Shrunk and used as a dildo for a girl on her period
B). Shrunk and anal vored by the same girl but she has bad gas

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>>7141695
>not sure if serious or some kind of hyperfag

>>7141670
B because I'm a fucking doormat and find comfort in following orders.
>>7141686
A, because as intriguing as a total sex change would be to me and my raging pregnancy fetish I'm afraid I'll start liking dick or turn out ugly.

>>7141589
Minigiantess all the way.

>>7141686
>12x12 penis
Don't think I've ever seen a nigga with a literal cube for a dick

anyone got ones where both options are bad?

>>7141714

The other ones are always positive. I wanted to do 2 negatives

Would you rather be transformed into a monster girl but have the perfect mate/friend/companion for the rest of your life? Your breed and species is up to you, but you must be a female whatever you choose.

Or

Would you rather be transformed into the sexiest male on earth, but you cannot develop a deep relationship with someone. You can have any girl you wish and as many as you wish to build your harem as you please, but you will never marry or really get to know any of them.

>>7141748
A. Definitely A. At least to me, the 'become monster girl' part is also upside, because yougetto choose what kind. Having the perfect companion thrown in onto of that is icing.

>>7141748
always A. Is become a monster girl supposed to be a downside? Like possibility of being dissected/discriminated against? (being a lamia would be pretty sweet).

>>7141777
In that case, would you rather be:
>an animal based species, such as a lamia, centaur, harpy or mermaid, draconewt, catgirl
OR
>a mythological species, such as a succubus, demon, Cyclops, giant, zombie, slime, manticore

>>7141783
im not >>7141777, but id love to be a succubus or preferably a trap incubus(or whatever terminology would be appropriate there).

>>7141733
The second 12 is for circumference, so really it's like taking a 12x12 piece of paper and rolling it into a tube. While the size would be abnormal (and hot as hell), the shape would be just on the stocky-er side of average.

Source: 6x6 here, nothing special but still not half bad.

>>7141748
B because I already have the downside. It's all upside over here.

>>7141783
>>7141748
>Take option A

Choose Shapeshifter

Get an awesome superpower and best friendo, no losses here

>>7141786
Succubus (male) is what you're looking for

>>7142129
Incubus?

>>7141589
>A
>>7141670
>A

Lets keep the theme going shall we? You either:

A - have a minigts with the body of your dreams as a roommate. She's big into cuddles and hanging out with you, she shares your hobbies, and when she's inside the house she goes around in revealing outfits, even her underwear, not caring if you look... but she isn't sexually attracted to you at all and never will be. She likes big beefy bara guys who throw her around and thinks your lusting after her is funny and weird. She won't ever have sex with you, or even deliberately try to turn you on. If you come onto her, she'll deflect and change the subject or politely tell you no. If you push too hard for her to have sex with you she will move out.

OR

B - have a minigts with the body of your dreams as a roommate. She's doesn't cuddle you, sees you very rarely (you both work long hours at different times) and always dresses modestly. She doesn't share any of your hobbies and any political/philosophical discussion between you gets awkward REAL fast... but one night, after breaking up with her SO, she will get drunk and fuck your brains out, anyway you want, exactly the way you want, in order to feel sexy and wanted. She doesn't cuddle afterwards. She only does it once, things get even more awkward between you afterwards, and she moves within a fortnight because of it.

>>7142364
I'd definitely go with option A. Even though I don't have a chance it is still better than doing it once and never seeing her again.

>>7142364
A)
Then, protein shakes, gyms, steroids, fuck nature, live the dream.

>>7142465
>she will never tell you that she only dates guys that can lift as much as she can
>ywn work out everyday, eat hhealthy and take steriods for over a year
>ywn tell her to meet you at the gym the next day
>ywn be proud that you can match her in strength
> your stomach will never drop as she crawls through the front door because of a late growth spurt
> she will never easily lift twice your maximum with only one hand
>ywn stand dumbfounded as she asks you what you wanted to talk about

>>7142364
B because freaky giantess sex. I can always have sex with normie girls/trans/otherkins/traps/assorted degenerates outside of that.

Would you rather
>Get a comfy, time freezing Pocket Dimension that you can make yourself along with a women/futa/whatever harem of up to thirty six. Internet and everything works for some reason, unlimited food, clothes and house always clean, can leave anytime, you can change the outdoors as well.
or
>Be able to hop from fictional world to fictional world and have charisma and allure out the ass. Just about everyone would be willing to fuck you, or get away with any sexual crime. But any person or creature you don't personally find attractive will act just as normally to whatever you do. Once you go exit a world you cannot go back, only take people with you.

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A: Get to live the thoughtless life of a bloated, milky cowgirl. No more working or studying for you, you'll NEET it up and even have few other cowgirls to play around with. You live in a big house ran by a terrifyingly endowed futanari to whom you pay rent to in the form of milk and calves, because you and the other cowgirls are her breeding bitches. The babies are massive, you never carry less than four at a time, and you give birth at home with no medical comforts, though nothing ever goes wrong and they're all healthy the pain cannot be put into words.

B: Gain great artistic abilities and be able to draw the most deliciously lewd smut on the level of a prominent mangaka, but only be able to distribute it on physical media. If you try to do it digitally or scan it in it will become corrupted and unfappable, so you can't do Patreon stuff. You can use copying and printing tech and sell them at conventions, though. You can receive deep discounts at various private printing firms if you make special works for the owners. On the bright side you never have to worry about anybody pirating your stuff.

>>7142625
well it was going to be A then you made the childbirth shit.

>>7141589
IMMORTALITY would you rather:

A: You are granted immortality by Zeus himself... to live forever as his personal fucktoy. Zeus is a hairy, bearded old man who is also nine feet tall, has biceps thicker than your thighs, and is hung like a horse. You will never age, but you spend your life as an anime-proportioned bimbo who is literally allergic to wearing too many clothes and flat-heeled shoes. Zeus allows you to live your life in the mortal world as you wish, but at any moment he could appear and demand sex from you. Zeus is sexually adventurous, while simultaneously being very selfish and not caring about your wellbeing. His demands could be vaccuum-bed levels of BDSM torture. You can choose to refuse him at any time, but you will change back to your normal self and instantly age all the years you lived as his mistress. Zeus doesn't care what else you do with your life, but if you have another lover, even a woman, Zeus will inflict a horrible, horrible fate on you both. And if his wife Hera ever finds out about you she'll do it to you anyway.

OR

Athena grants you immortality... but you can't have sex ever, or drink, or look at porn, or swear, or masturbate, or do anything "impure". She could even revoke your immortality if she catches you ogling at a member of the opposite sex. While immortal, you are transformed into a prettier, thinner, "elvish" version of yourself. You never age. Athena WILL frequently descend from Olympus to check on you whenever she feels like it, and you will have to play host to a spoiled teenage god no matter how much it interferes with your life. Oh, and she made you immortal to win a bet with Aphrodite to prove humans don't need love or lust, so the Goddess of Love will send her disciples to tempt you, and if you fail, Athena will inflict a fate many times worse than death upon you.

>>7141641
/thread

>>7141589
A

>>7141670
B

>>7141686
B

>>7141748
The monster girl one

>>7142625
A

>>7142637
I'll become a asexual monk

>>7141589
A so I can fatten her up and use her like a mattress.
>>7141695
Neither sounds very sanitary, but assuming there's no actual shit B.
>>7141748
The second one because I'm a fat neckbeard so any female affection will be an improvement.
>>7142364
B, being unable to have A would be pure torture.
>>7142591
A, write my own shit and become an immortal dictator of a Eastern Bloc-esque country.
>>7142625
I could either be comfy and worry-free 24/7 with lots of lesbian sex with only about a day out of every year being rough or have a useless skill because retards don't appreciate physical media anymore. A by a long shot.
>>7142637
B and become a dutiful austere monk keeping myself occupied with creating beautiful manuscripts treasured by all.

>>7141695
B

>>7141742

Here you go, but I like women farting anyway. So B was an auto for me, but being vored is not fun, because you die an agonizing death.

>>7141695

>>7142568
ywn? wtf does that mean? That post was too hard to read. Too high for this man.

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>>7142591
Fictional world for sure. I'd just write what I want and go there.

Would you rather:
A) be a prime specimen of masculinity, with incredible wealth, all your sexual wishes fulfilled on a whim and a harem of infinitely attractive servants fulfilling your every need

B) be a girl.

>>7142961
you will never

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Wyr

A) Be in a relationship with a beautiful trap but you are the bottom. His girth would trump your pitiful thing and he would get off to letting people know it.

B) Be a cute girl or trap but anything inserted into your vagina/anus will expand to the point of stretching you to your limit.

>>7143544
B. Girl. Just hoping it won't make shitting too difficult.

WYR

A: Not only get an enormous dick with more stamina than a porn star, but also be seen by women as being the ultimate pinnacle of everything positive about masculinity regardless of your appearance or actions. The catch is that it only affects fat women. The bigger they are, the more they want you. If they gain weight they'll want you even more but they will loose interest if they slim down. The affect doubly applies to Black women, so if you ever go to Detroit you're more likely to be raped than a pretty White girl whose blackout drunk in the bad part of town. Your sexual tastes won't change, so if you're now a gay man or a straight woman you'll still want dick.

B: Become a good-looking woman with an even better-looking face who is perfectly fertile but doesn't menstruate or PMS at all. You don't need makeup at all and only have to shave your body hair to be well above average. The catch is that your clit is fully penis-sized even though it does not function as one. You'll never be able to wear yoga pants or tight dresses without it being completely obvious and if your underwear doesn't fit right it can get *really* sensitive really fast. Your sexual tastes won't change, so if you're now a straight man or a lesbian you'll still want pussy.

>>7141695
none of the above, friendo

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WYR

A: Have hopelessly sensitive nipples to the point where they surpass each of your erogenous zones by leaps and bounds, only to have an utterly pointless set of genitals that ejaculates on a dime.
Or
B: Your saliva is an aphrodisiac with highly addictive properties to others. It causes a light amount of increased fat production and lowers inhibitions to the point where someone you kiss may want to lock you up to harvest your mouth with their tongue whenever they need a fix.

>>7143804

B. but I reserve the right to drill a hole in anyone who does lock me up without my consent (it may be my thing, but there are safety protocols to be followed).


WYR:

* Be able to change your appearance however you want, but nobody would notice;

* Be able to change how people perceive you physically however you want, but no physical changes.

>>7143757
B, I won't even need a strap-on.
>>7143804
B.
>>7143812
The first one.

Would you rather:

A. Become the King of Worms. Worms everywhere bend to your will, even previously unknown species as large as the largest of snakes. You can summon them from beneath the earth to do your bidding, their slimy, durable bodies can wrap around whoever or whatever you wish. They can restrain unwilling opposition, they can lubricate any orifice with their completely hygienic wormy slime, and they work better than any enema for cleaning someone out. Use small parasitic worms or unsightly ringworms to torment your enemies, use the fattest slimy worms to violate young maidens, or use large nightcrawlers to catch the local pond's lunker, the choice is yours. If there's a worm, there's a way.

B. Become a Free Spirit. Your being is no longer tied to your body. You can leave behind your physical shell and inhabit other bodies, willing or not. Feel the sensations of the opposite sex, re-experience the nimbleness of youth, be the ultimate spy. In your spirit form, you float around invisible to everyone, able to observe the behaviors of others, and with only a touch, you can put yourself in the driver's seat of their body, pushing their consciousness to the background while you enjoy the benefits of their senses. You have virtual immortality, since you survive as long as you aren't without a body to possess for longer than a week.

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>>7143012
A, no contest.

Would you rather...

A: Become an immortal, dimention-hopping muscle wizard. You can punch like Saitama, flex like General Armstrong, and run so fast you reach new planes of existance altogether. On top of that, you're so in tune with nature you have a menagerie of familiars, so charismatic that even the finest warriors alive will flock to you for guidence, and so verile that you leave a trail of pregnant women that you've ruined for other men. There's just one catch, you'll never be loved romantically ever again. You'll be a father to your men, women will only ever want back into your pants, and even your most humanoid familiars will only see you as a brother. Nothing can change this, not even you.

B: Receive a plain looking NEET to be your new blushing bride. She might be lazy as hell and need to be reminded to shower if she's finally got her mitts on a long awaited new game, but she's slavishly devoted to you, her love for you is truly unconditional, and she'll gladly fufill any of your fetishes she possibly can. To sweeten the deal, you are given your very own pocket dimention in the form of an infinately tall but unfurnished apartment building that will never need maintence or restocking. You can enter and exit it any time you like, freely bringing people and objects into and out of it. When you and your wife die, your pocket dimention graduates to being a fully fledged afterlife with you two as it's god and goddess.

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WYR
A. Have every girl you become attracted to slowly turn into a feminine male whilst falling in uncontrollable lust with you.
or
B. Hanging out with a girl long enough will make your fetishes rub off on them but you slowly change to meet their new tastes. (If you're into milfs you turn into one, into bimbos, you start losing your intelligence, etc.)

>>7141589
B. Futa, harem, capitalist competition. All of my yes.

>>7141686
A. Not going the 12x12 route, but increased sensitivity, increased fluid production, and limited prehensile abilities would be great.

>>7141748
Monstergirl. Kitsune lesbian adventure, here I come!

>>7142591
Pocket dimension. That level of comfy and lewd would do wonders for my stress levels.

>>7142625
B. I can always go to work for a comic book company.

>>7143012
A. While being a girl is a fun dream, option A gives me everything I would want out of life.

>>7143544
B. Girl mode. Considering how big my dick is, option A would rekt my ass if he's big enough to make me look pathetic.

>>7143757
B. My wife is going to be receiving regular hot clittings.

>>7143804
B. I'm spitting in your food...and you love it.

>>7143812
Change my appearance unnoticed. Get to live my life as a 10/10 dickgirl with no interruptions to anything. Occasionally change my appearance and play with myself in front of a mirror when I am bored and horny.

>>7145159
B. Take sleeping pills only here and there. Slow and controlled feminization, trying to maintain as much penis function as possible.

>>7145257
B. Invasion of the immortal body snatcher!

>>7145290
B. The pocket dimension sold me to the idea.

>>7145306
B. I'm really curious to see how my current fetishes effect me as they complete for supremacy.

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WYR:

A. Release the Goddess of MILF's. For do so, the goddess will transform you into an unaging 10/10 MILF in her early 30's. You will also gain the power to transform others into beautiful MILFs regardless of gender. All MILFs will inherently be bi-sexual, and to prevent an extinction event, all MILFs have the power to temporarily grow a penis that allows for impregnation. All children born of MILFs will be female with the same penis power as their parent.

B. Release the "goddess" of traps. As thanks you will be blessed with an unaging 10/10 trap body. You will also be able to transform others into very cute, bi-sexual traps regardless of gender and they will age with no hormone or health issues. To prevent an extinction event, traps can get pregnant through anal sex and their body will temporarily become 100% female during the pregnancy. Each pregnancy will leave some breast tissue behind. All children from traps will only be trap-males regardless of whether they fathered or mothered the baby.

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>>7145159
B. If I ever want a do-over in life I can move and start taking these.
>>7145257
B. I get to do all sorts of fun things.
>>7145290
As awesome it would be to be like pic related, but an obedient wife that likes vidya on top of a guaranteed good afterlife is enough to make me choose B.
>>7145306
A guarantees lots of sweet boipucci and women find me revolting so I don't have a chance to utilize B.
>>7145406
B, and go into a crowded space and unleash a trap bomb; hopefully starting a chain reaction.

>>7141589
MiniGTS FTW. No contest. (A)
>>7141670
On the fence - I like the idea of a giant girl being vulnerable/shy (I like the juxtaposition of power) but I can't envisage being 'dominant' towards her, and being manhandled bedroom-wise is a *major* turn-on. Leaning towards B, so long as I'm not fundamentally humiliated by her. (B)
>>7142364
Unrequited love is a powerful experience, one I've been through, so again this is a tough decision. I think I would rather have a platonic friendship with someone like that than some kind of cold acquaintanceship + a single exceptional night of frenzied fanservice. Yep, I know that's a bit sad, and it would also hint at a kind of friendzone, secretly hoping she changes her mind kinda thing, but I'd probably have that kind of secret/not-so-secret crush with someone I can hang with than no real relationship (and one night of physical release). I also think the post-coital comedown of B could be unpleasant as you come to terms with basically being used and discarded and unable to replicate the scenario again.

>>7141589
>>7141670
>>7141686
>>7141695
>>7141748
>>7142364
>>7142591
>>7142625
>>7143012
>>7143812
>>7145159
>>7145257
>>7145306
>>7145406
A
>>7142637
>>7143544
>>7143757
>>7143804
>>7145290
B
WYR:

A) be able to alter your body in anyway (grow multiple limbs/heads/etc to any size within the size of a bus, change body chemistry, make/edit organs) and everyone will think it's normal

B) be able to alter other people's mind and body in anyway you want (within the boundries as proscribed above), however, people will noticed these changes if they are too noticable and they may/will effect the person's personal/social/professional life

C) Be able to eat and absorb people, and in the process, gain all their knowledge, talents and strength, a small about of ability to change your body, and legally inherit their stuff. Their family and friends will completely accept it

>>7146007
A

WyR

A: Unleash a plague that within the span of a week turns everybody on earth including you into a hypersexual, hyperfertile futa with attractiveness bumped up so that people who are now hideous become merely plain and people who are very attractive now become outright goddesses. The problem is that everybody on the planet knows you are responsible, and while others would seek you out to thank you there are some people who will want your head on a pike for giving them tits or a dick.

B: The waifu age comes upon us with full force. Fuckbots, VR sex toys, and semi-conscious A.I. come to whisk away men from the curse of loneliness and 3DPD women. Before you know it the technology is found even in the "nicer" parts of Africa. Politicians are too busy being pleasured by their imotos to ever consider banning them. They cause a sharp global population decline as well as social collapse as even bitter Salafis in the middle of nowhere have electronic harems.

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ok I just lost my answers... but had a good time reading this post, so...
WYR

1., turn into a female rubber/silicone sexdoll (in the form you want, from asian dickgirldoll to a blowup-latex-dog-bitch, you name it), who could feel everything, your senses would be hightened, and always aroused.
You would be teleported to and fucked by random people each day. Females, males, sometimes threesomes, or more...
You could only orgazm, when others orgazm in you... yepp, just inside.
On the added bonus, after every 100 orgazms you can change your form into another doll...
But you will last forever, until people living in the universe...

B., You will be slowly (in a three month period) turning into a futa bimbo. You will have georgeous boobs, and an impressive dick, altough both will be very sensitive, so you wont last too long without orgazming.
The people around you would behave like your changeing is the most natural thing in the world. You can take a walk, go to work, ride the bus in any clothing, but slowly you turn out to be a very attractive, fuckable bimbo, that most of the men and women would try to date, or fuck... well, some of them just will not take no as an answer.
On the other hand, everytime you came, you will be more perceptable, mor eager to sex, and especially that kind of sex in which you came (let it oral, anal, bondage... or in lucky cases in females), except when masturbating, then you will crave cock.. and belive me, you will masturbate, if you wont let yourself fuck.
After the initial 3 months, you will remain this bimbo for a whole year, and after that you can choose if you change back, you transform into the opposite sex, or remain as you are...
But the catch is, everyone will remember you, especiially who fucked you, and after that, they will not behave natural towards you...

:)
Bonus round, if
A, what kind of a doll would be?
if
B., what will you choose after? (F, M, S)

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WYR
A. Women you jerk it to inexplicably grow in size and mass to the point where you are the size of a child. Though you are much too small to satisfy them conventionally, they would get off to being motherly towards you and only you. They will not be able to find sexual satisfaction from any other person and the longer they go without pleasing you, the more their minds fill with fantasies involving molesting and raping you.

B. Women that make eye contact with you will experience breast growth over the course of a week that increases their cup size by one. The process leaves them overheated and they'll lactate involuntarily with orgasmic results. The random fits of lactation will never stop but the growth can be locked if they have sex with you. They will believe you if you tell them this. Otherwise they grow indefinitely.

>>7145406
B. Lesbian futa-MILF paradise!

>>7146007
A. Shapeshifting is my ultimate fetish, and having it go unnoticed gives me greater flexibility in what I am willing to do and when.

>>7146057
A. Futa plague! I will take the hate to change the world.

>>7141589
I choose B, would choose A but the "dick does nothing" thing is a dealbreaker for me

I like my tall girls to be able to be ridden

>>7141686
I'm going to have to flip a coin for that they seem both good.

>>7141748
A
little brown doggirl

>>7142591
B

>>7142625
was going to choose B until you brought up the futa farmer

A

>>7141589
A, i want her sleep underneath her sqishness

>>7141670
B
>>7141686
A
>>7141695
>TFW bad gas and vore are your fetishes
>>7141748
B, relationships are for squares
>>7142364
tough choice... A, because this coin landed heads
>>7142591
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the first one for sure, i'd pend the rest of forever in my pocket universe full of futas and furries
>>7142625
B
>>7142637
A, i can't articulate sentences without swearing
>>7143012
A
>>7143544
A
>>7143804
B, screw having nipple clits
>>7143812
first one
>>7145257
B sounds fun
>>7145290
B sounds like my kind of life
>>7145306
A, 100% all the way, yes homo
>>7145406
B sounds hilarious, butt fucking someone so hard they become a chick
>>7146007
A for definite, first stop furrycon, next stop anthrocon, as a furry, wearing a fursuit, then yiff some dicks
>>7146057
B, just to watch the world burn
>>7146102
B easily, remain sex-god of the universe

WYR?

A: Become the person of every (your prefered partner here)'s dreams, even to the point of changing to suit a specific person's fetishes, but you might not like what other people want, and some will stop at nothing to have their way with you
b: Become absolutely perfect based on your own fetishes and fantasies, but other people won't be guaranteed to accept your newfound form (and all your sexual desires are on display as you)

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>>7146102
My dick is begging me to choose 1, for some obviously cheap plastic inflatable form. Your literal stereotypical blow-up doll, something like pic related.

WTR:

A. Have one opportunity to completely rewrite how men and women look and grow through puberty. You can make all women cuntboys, all men dickgirls, or whatever you desire. The only catch? There has to be a "male" and a "female", or more simply put penis goes in the vagina to make baby.

B. Have one opportunity to completely overhaul humanity's sexual arrangement. You can make one hermaphrodite race, you could make more than 2 sexes, or you could create something completely foreign. The only catch? Procreation must be done by a means different than the current penis in vagina method, although that method can still be used for casual, non-procreation sex.

>>7146057
A to bring an end to gender politics.
>>7146102
B, because A sound nightmarish.
>>7146245
A sounds nice.
>>7146851
A. Men are now very cute, very short, and nearly indistinguishable from a petite woman in humanity's current configuration. They have tiny dicks that cum almost immediately upon stimulation but cum liters upon liters of extra-warm semen with a superhumanly high density of sperm. A man can easily cum three or four times in a row and still have cum left inside them. Women become very tall, gain lots of weight in all the right places, and develop an overpowering maternal instinct that compels them to forcibly take in any man stupid enough to roam the streets without an escort and take care of him with lots of cooking and cuddling. The average pregnancy triples in size and doubles in duration.

>>7142568
Goddamn ... muh dream....

>>7141748
A isn't even a question. Being the cute catgirl slave of a loving dominant man would be paradise. Or, well, nekomata, I guess in this case.
>>7142591
A, not even as a sexual thing; I'd just stay and chill forever.
>>7142637
Can I run away? A is better than B, but I'd rather not be on the receiving end of Hera's jealousy.
>>7145257
B would be fun, although I would feel guilty if I took over someone.
>>7145290
B, if I can be the NEET. I'm basically the other side of this already without the pocket dimension, so it wouldn't even be much of a change.
>>7145406
B, and help many anons and the like fulfill their dreams.
>>7146007
A, I'd feel too guilty otherwise.

Would you rather:

A - Be abducted, have your body transformed, and be brainwashed to be the personal fuckpet of whichever existing dominant person in the world is the most compatible with you. You won't have any free will, or even remember your old identity, but you will be happy, whether you like it or not.

B - The most compatible existing submissive person in the world will be your new live-in slave. However, nothing else changes and you have to take the added responsibility of taking care of and supporting them, although you can get them to take a (menial low-paying) job if you want.

C - You are informed that sometime in the next year, you will come across whoever the most compatible person in the world with you is, with no caveats. However, you won't know who it is, and you'll have to figure out who they are and win them over by yourself with no added guidance, and you have until the end of 2018 to figure it out before they go back to wherever they came from. You could still find them afterwards, of course, but it'll be much harder.

Note that since they're drawn from existing people, you don't know exactly what their fetishes or preferences are, nor will they be the 100% compatible movie-romance fantasy waifu of your exact specifications.

>>7146102 (Futa with quad tits/cocks/balls/legs/vaginas/butt holes, and two heads)
>>7146245 (Because I have more 'say' in who it applies to)
>>7146851 (make sexual parts bigger and in multiples)
A
>>7146057(we'll figure out artificial wombs eventually)
>>7146457(I think I can have pretty agreeable form, might become a science experiment if all else fails)
>>7147652
B

>>7141589
A. I like women who are larger than average. I also like muscle women and BBW for example.
>>7141670
A.
>>7141686
A. I would prefer to stay a man rather than become a woman.
>>7141695
A. I like female farts.
>>7141745
This is why someone will quote the AVGN song in such a thread. There is a card game called "Would You Rather" which is also about choosing the lesser of two evils.
B. I can go find another woman after I am out of a relationship with my current woman.
>>7142625
B. There is a convention in Las Vegas that only allows pron producers. This would be a good opportunity to be part of the event.
B. I can live without those things as long as I get to work on cars and play video games.
>>7143012
A. Next time you make a challenge, becoming a girl should have its own set of advantages.
>>7143544
B. It would be interesting to insert a variety of objects.
B. I would tongue kiss a BBW until she became an SSBBW.
>>7145257
B. I could become a super genius by stealing the memory of the people I inhabit.
B. I also am a NEET, so having a NEET girlfriend would make my life more complete. We could spend hours playing 2 player video games.
B. I have some rare fetishes, so having more people who can fill them is a plus. Also, if I spend time with people who have common ones. I wouldn't mind most fetishes.
A. I wouldn't mind becoming a MILF, so long as the others are lesbians.
A. I'd find someone with the same ability and have a Dhalsim vs Dhalsim fight.
B. Women that I dream about aren't common, so entering the 2D world would be great. If everybody reduces their birth rate, the world doesn't become an idiocracy anymore. Instead, it is gradually being returned to nature.

WYR:
A. Have hands that transform into power tools
B. Have feet that turn into rocket powered skates

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>>7143757
A, A all day!

WYR

A) You are insanely wealthy and super obese, so fat that you can barely move. You are romantically involved with an incredibly muscular woman with huge tits and a killer ass. She dotes on you and caters to your every whim, except one. She will only let you cum when stuffed to the max, which at your size takes all day. Your cock is massive enough to escape your fat rolls but you can't reach it and basically she uses you as a fuck stick constantly edging you throughout the day until finally letting you cum while she rides you. She teases and berates you constantly for being a helpless piggy.

B) The same but flipped where you are crazy strong with the obese lover. You can be male or female your call. You can't leave them for someone else and despite their size they are in perfect health. You can leave the mansion for four hours a day but you can't orgasm with anyone else. You only cum from riding their dick or receiving oral pleasure.

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>>7141589
B hands down 1. futas are my weakness and 2. I want to make an intel powered system.
>>7141670
A. I like cuddles especially if girl is pic related QT
>>7141686
A. 10"x6 with foreskins
>>7141748
Slime Girl, my perfect mate being a futa with a cock as big as I can fit in me.
>>7142591
A = perfect

>>7141695
A. Menstrual sex is one of my top fetishes.

>>7147652
C because I can ignore them, wait for my wizard powers to come, then just summon a harem of succubi and go out with a bang.
>>7147764
B. Gotta go fast!
>>7147813
B if I can be a buff man with a fat woman, but otherwise A.

WyR

A: live in a world where all weeb stuff gets official, uncensored, quality translations no matter how weird or obscure. Kiddie glorified toy commercials get amazing dubs with proper voice actors like Billy West and Jim Cummings, sketchy hentai dojins get translations that make them even more fappable than before, and all manga is now drawn left-to-right and gets physical publications that are both cheap and easily available. Chinese works of sufficient quality will also be brought over. Unfortunately they are now stigmatized on the level of bestiality porn, especially in liberal/left-leaning areas.

B: To combat male suicide and mass shootings, God Emperor Trump declares that each man shall get a government-issued bride. Psychological examinations, not-so-anonymous surveys, and entertainment consumption habits (including Internet browsing) are used to give each man a more-or-less compatible mate. For example, a man who watches lots of ebony porn will get a Black woman, and a man who is very submissive will have a gently dominant one. Unfortunately these mass-produced people often suffer from health problems such as scoliosis or type I diabetes. Hope you have good insurance.

>>7148108
B.Trump daddy will make waifus real.

>>7146851
B. The world now is ruled by a feminine leaning, androgynous hermaphrodite race. The population basically looks like small breasted women with no definable genitals until sexual contact begins.

One sexual contact is initiated, genital formation will occur based on aggression. If one partner is aggressive and the other is submissive, the dom will become "male" and the sub will become "female". If both same but lead towards aggressive, then both become "male". If both are same but lean towards submissive, then both become female. Regardless of female or male genital set up, the objective is to plant an egg inside your partner's birthing hole. Male/female and male/male sex can accomplish this easily. Female/female sex can result in pregnancy, but due to lack of penis this is extremely rare as the penis normally delivers the unfertilized egg to the partner's womb. Pregnancy causes permanent breast growth.

WYR:
A. Be able to change your body however you want, whenever you want, except your genitals always stay the same.

B. Be able to change your genitals however and whenever you want, but everything else stay the same (ie. no estrogen if you switch from dick to pussy).

>>7141589
MiniGts. No contest.

>>7147652

I'm tempted to try and take C and loophole it by going 100% NEET. Move back in with Parents and suffer the nagging for the ability to restrict the number of non-compatable people I meet up with.

>>7148108
B.
>>7148370
A and become strong as fuck.

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>>7141589
B: Because why not?

Alright, would you rather...
>A: Be granted god-like powers (see the movie "The Man That Could Work Miracles.")
or
>B: A legal exemption from all secular authority or law

>>7148417
In that case, you'd likely end up encountering them as a cashier or clerk or something and not interact with them as much as you would have.

>>7142637
B

Fuck being Zeus' fuckboi and if Athena gets too bitchy I'll tell her to fuck off and drop me by Hades' place on the way out.

>>7141670
B

>>7141589
A, size differences are ma thing, futa is not
>>7141670
A, the seeming conflict of massive size, and so presumed strength, couple with a timid? personality sounds intriguing
>>7141686
B am tranny so... obvious
>>7141695
A, neither sounds great, but I like blood
>>7141748
Tough one, as said before am tranny, so becoming fully male sounds good, but being a monster...
Fuck it, going with monster, that's gotta be awesome
>>7142364
A, rather have a great friend than an awkward and annoying one night stand
>>7142591
World hopping, loads of worlds to choose from and it won't just be great for the sex stuff
>>7142625
B, artsy sounds great, would become porn self reliant
>>7142637
Gonna go with B, it'll be tough, given that I can have a bit of time to learn not to cuss first, already don't drink, do drugs or have sex, so only fapping will be a true loss, but bimbo implies stupid so I ain't giving you my intellect, whatever I have of it
>>7143012
A, see above
>>7143544
B... the ladyboys really freak me out
>>7143757
A, I can still have sex with other people right
>>7143804
Neither one sounds at all fun
>>7143812
First one I think... you mean they won't notice it in that they will act as if it was always like that or it will be inperceivable to them?
>>7145257
B, just sounds cool
>>7145290
A, romance is over rated
>>7145306
B, this could go in lot of direction, in quite a few of my fetishes I don't really mind which part I play
>>7145406
neither... What's with all the gender bending on this board?
>>7146007
A, you can do it multiple times right, basically become a shapesifter
>>7146057
B, I see no negatives to this scenario, save the environment, kill the human race
>>7146102
B, M a year is shorter than you think
>>7146851
my creative drive wants to go with B, shall enjoy designing all the things in this new world
>>7147652
C, challenge excepted
>>7147764
B, sweet
>>7148108
A, I hide my shit like the jews already
>>7148370
B, the only part I'm missing, thanks m8
tbc

>>7148952
cont.

WYR

A you become the xenomorph queen, existing only to lay eggs

B you get to impregnate the queen, joke is it works similat to bees, your dick becomes forever stuck and you die if you ever try to fully pull out

>>7146245

B anytime

WYR
A: Be an extremely attractive shemale with two 9" dicks O/U
B: Be an extremely attractive Futa with an 8" dick

WYR
you become a ghost
A: ability to invade people's dreams and have total control over what happens in them
B: ability to molest people in their sleep and possess them, if they wake up you can no longer control them or make contact

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WyR

A: Get a harem of horny, cuddly amazons. Or more accurately become the only sexual outlet for an entire tribe of voracious women. Don't let their soft exteriors fool you, they're strong enough to break bones with no effort. But why would you ever disobey them? You can use one as a mattress, have another ride your dick, have yet another one breastfeed you, have one tongue your anus if you're into that, and even have one more sandwich you between the first one. And just think of all the other girls getting worked up and needy waiting for a turn on you!

B: Become the dictator of a third world nation with unbelievable agricultural potential and more fresh water than anybody could ever use. Nobody will tell you no, nobody will ask questions, and nobody will talk back. You can be a smiling benevolent figure lauded in history books or a raging monster that makes Pol Pot look sane and reasonable. Nothing short of causing a global thermonuclear holocaust will have any repercussions. You will die an old, fat, and comfortable and possibly the creator of a glorious space-faring empire Reinhard Von Lohengramm would envy.

>>7149627
B. I mean, I would carry on my legacy through the history books. That's just cool.

>>7148812
>>7148957 Although my existence is based on only laying eggs, I at least still have the ability to do other things, unlike stuck-dick over there
>>7149038
A
>>7148108 (I'm used to family members having medical problems. Being a caregiver to my waifu would be a way to bond in a far more significant way than sex or anything like that)
>>7148370
>>7149036
>>7149627 for much the same reasons as >>7149644 said. I guess I'd use my nation to experiment with fertility/population growth programs as well as a few military experiments
B

>>7149682
How could I forget my manners and not leave a WYR?

WYR:
> A) Alter the human body in any which way you want to for whomever you want to. For whatever changes you make, you must make a change to everyone/some group's reproductive system
> B) Alter the human mind in any which way you want, etc. Just like above, everyone or some group needs to have their mind adjusted for more sexual thoughts/beliefs/emotions/so on
> C) Alter the governments/laws we live under (you must choose between your country or the U.N. Jurisdiction and ability to enforce stay the same), but for every change you make, you must also make/alter lewd, sexual themed laws as well

>>7149036
A if I can also cum twice as much.
B otherwise.

>>7146245
A. I can pick and choose. God forbid I glance at someone on the bus, not notice, and she's subject to forever breasts.
>>7146457
B. My preferred form is a shapeshifter. Checkmate. If not, I guess I'll snag B anyway.
>>7147652
B. Free slave.
>>7148812
A.
>>7149038
A. I can do more than just molest.
>>7149627
B. Begin the time of the God Emperor.
>>7149695
A. Waste free digestion, near-perfect immune system, better anti-oxidation, greatly lessened effects of aging, faster healing with less complications, average IQ jumps up by 5 points. Also, I guess remove the refractory period, general increase to dick size by 1.1x, and women can choose whether or not to be fertile every month, also losing their period entirely.

>WYR
>A) Grow a foot, keeping your sex characteristics the same size
or
>B) Shrink a foot, increasing your sex characteristics size by up to two times

>>7149695
A
>become a 10/10
>muslims are now impotent

WYR
>you get your definition of a 10/10 body. everybody acts as though this is how you always looked, with all records being modified as such. however, if you do not have sex once every 2 weeks until you reach age 60, you will slowly regress back to your old body at your current age, this process is irreversible. (rape doesn't count, unless someone rapes you) have alcoholism, deadly diseases, cancer? that shit will come back hard on your regressing body as though such thongs were never treated.

Or

>obtain a 4oz. bottle of perfume/colone that is scentless, however it will make anyone and everyone who "smells" it become madly in love with you until the spray/applicant wears off (after roughly 10 hours). if multiple people smell it at once, they will compete to be the best they can to win your affection, subliminally knowing your tastes modifying themselves to your expectations. if exposed to the cologne for long enough, not only will their personalities change, but their voices and eye color will as well, and they will otherwise try to modify their appearance to your subconsious liking, using the best cosmetic science has to offer to do so.
>also, if you roll trips itt, you get a bottle of 52 pills instead of perfume that when ingested, have a permanent effect. ingesting them yourself does nothing.

>>7149036
B and see if I can knock myself up.
>>7149038
A and make people want to hire me.
>>7149695
A.

Congratulations, you survived the apocalypse! While Earth was getting raped by a troika of famine, war, and disease all on an unprecedented scale you were busy chilling on an off-world colony along with small number of coworkers. While they're bros to the core unfortunately there are no longer any females to make more humans. Would you rather...

A: Hook yourself up to a Matrix-style "relaxation device" and let the cruel joke that is humanity finally come to an end while virtual anime girls fellatiate you while you're hooked to an IV.

B: Get the artificial wombs up-and-running and farm a new generation. You get the liberty of making them look like whatever you want, even things like catgirls with cute ears and tails.

C: Mess with some gender reassignment gadgets, turn yourselves into futa, and all knock each other up. Nobody wanted to give up their dick to become a chick so it's a compromise of sorts.

>>7149836

B and C, obviously. HFY!

>>7147764
>A. Next time you make a challenge, becoming a girl should have its own set of advantages.
I think you missed the point

WYR

A. Be seen as female in everyone's eyes despite being physically male. This comes with everything but certain doctor visits, including having men hit on you, being expected to want to have kids (even though you obviously can't) and having friends and or family try to set you up with guys. Even if you tell them you are gay they will not listen assuming that "you just haven't met the right guy" and if you try to find a gay woman you will never be able to find one willing to go out with you. You will never be able to find a submissive who would take it in the ass, and at best would find someone who wants to be equals in bed.

Or

B be turned into a waifu, you can pick the character, assuming they are on some form of media that has been made public for at least 6 months, you will be unable to act out of character and unable to leave your "husbando" unless he attempts to truly harm you outside of sex. Should he attempt to harm you you will be given the option to change characters and will then be given to another "husbando". You cannot ask him to harm you outside of sex, tell him that you were once not his waifu, or tell him how you can leave.

WYR

A. Have a prostate that will make you bring you to an orgasm with just a few thrusts and look very masculine

B. Be a trap with a tiny dick that can't cum from his ass

>>7149828
The first one to become a turbo-Chad and drown in pussy the rest of my life.
>>7150501
A. I'm hideously manly and people will think I'm some kind of psycho lesbian.

WyR

A: Gain completely mundane magical powers. You can write without touching the pen, but you have to use your finger like a conductor's stick. You can bring drinks to your mouth while your hands are occupied, but only if you could drink it by leaning over. You can heat and cool drinks at will, but only if they shouldn't be that way (e.g. warm cola.) They make for neat party tricks but don't add anything to your life. You are also fluent in Lojban.

B: Rape the fabric of the universe and turn all men into busty dickgirls capable of anal pregnancy and all women into hyper-fertile cowgirls supplying >90% of all dairy. This also carries some unintended consequences. Some are major such as all men exclusively speak Afrikaans and all women exclusively speak Finnish. Others are less important such as the main eighth gen consoles being the Sega Leviathan and the Atari Lion.

>>7141589
A
How is this even a discussion?

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Would you rather

A) Be married to a zombie girl, not so decayed like l4d witch, and cannot decay any further, smells like a corpse but regular baths fix that (will only bath with you) speaks with groans and sometimes may mutter words, she likes hugging you, vanilla sex, and bringing you dead birds and if you go out in public she would be behind you all the time scared of surroundings, if anyone tries to attack you she would leap with her claws in your defense.

B) A group of 4 demoness imps that are obsessed with getting you to cum, even if you don't want to they can appear in any situation, hold you down and tease you until you cum, then they lick it all of just to leave, it can happen at ANY time of the day, even when you are sleeping, max 1 per day, it may skip some days, you cannot record them and nobody else will ever believe you/see them.

>>7150618
For B, do they only do it when you're alone?

>>7150627
As long as nobody is watching, you could be in a bathroom or in an elevator if somebody would suddenly enter the room/watch you they would only see you standing still with a blank stare until they're done, but they would still make a mess when you're alone.

>>7150618
B doesn't sound too bad.

>>7150618
B it sounds kinda interesting.

Would you rather...

A: evey man now looks like a hyper-feminine bimbo dickgirl, but stays mentally and emotionally identical. Football is as aggressive and popular as ever, beer and sports cars well as well as they always did, and Hollywood explosionfl fests continue to pack seats. It's not uncommon for two "men" to bet on who will win the Super Bowl with the winner receiving a paizuri.

B: all women become ulra-manly cuntboys that make John Wayne or Chuck Norris look like babies in comparison, but stay mentally and emotionally identical. Frappachinos, romance novels, and Nutella still truck on like nothing ever happened. It's a common gag on sitcoms to see two buff "women" eat ice cream while talking about their feelings. They manage to stay buff even though they only do light jogging if they exercise at all.

>>7145290
>B
no downsides, AWESOME perks
taken.

Would you rather:

Have the power to read another person's mind, but only when one of your fingers is up their butthole

or

Have the power to become completely invisible, but only while one of your fingers is up your own butthole

>>7151830
>A: evey man now looks like a hyper-feminine bimbo dickgirl, but stays mentally and emotionally identical. Football is as aggressive and popular as ever, beer and sports cars well as well as they always did, and Hollywood explosionfl fests continue to pack seats. It's not uncommon for two "men" to bet on who will win the Super Bowl with the winner receiving a paizuri.

A is clearly better. But the most unrealistic thing about it is thinking that manly American men would suddenly start using weeaboo words for "titfuck"

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>>7149627
>The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
I think I'll take B, myself.

>>7150618
A. I can just hear her murmuring a quiet "Love... You..." while we cuddle in bed.

Would you rather...

A: Have any single one of your dearly departed pets back in their prime with a guarantee that he or she won't pass again until you do.

B: Become a cute awoo with a kind but oblivious master. You can even be a futa too, if you're into that.

>>7152821
>Have any single one of your dearly departed pets back in their prime with a guarantee that he or she won't pass again until you do.
I dont need these feels I came here to fap not to feel dammit.

Would you rather:

A) suck your own dick

B) fuck your own ass

asume portals or some other magic.

>>7153145
if you fuck your own ass, are you still a virgin?

>>7149825
>>7150519 (what on earth were you trying to say?)
>>7150618
>>7151830
>>7153145
A
>>7149828 so, theoretically, if I expose one person to this cologne long enough (let's say about 2oz worth of the cologne), they will want to stay with me, even after the perfume as worn off? They will most certainly have undergone physical changes at that point
>>7149836 women are now a variety of monstergirls, while men stay as men
>>7150501
>>7150537
>>7152287
B
>>7152821
>Have any single one of your dearly departed pets back
Fuck I know you're not trying to be a douche, but you're being one. I'd still pick A though

>>7152287
The second one. People at least won't notice it.

>>7149627
B. Let's build paradise together!

>>7149695
A. The wording is a little weird so I will have to play around with the power to fully understand it.

>>7149828
B. Sex every two weeks sounds like an easy task, but it also means you have to plan your life around it.

>>7149836
C. Welcome to the new world of Futa-Earth!

>>7151830
A. The world will be far more pleasing to the eye.

>>7152821
A. I miss my Cassie...

>>7153145
A. My size would wreck my ass.

>>7141589
Definitely B; be futa, exploit the nostalgia market and repackage the TurboGrafx games in a mediocre embedded system, have harem, profit!

WYR:

A. Have the power to create perfect biological skin suits from basic, cheap materials. When worn, the skin suit will make the user 100% what they are wearing down to the point that a male can get pregnant if he wears a female suit, and a female can get another female pregnant if her suit has a dick. Scientists will want to study your work. If you allow them, it will result in large leaps in biological knowledge.

B. Sony has decided to scrap the Playstation 5 and instead is going to released PSWorld, a hyper-realistic VR world with neurological feedback that let's you feel the action. You have been selected as a beta-tester for the adult side of the gaming world. You will test many different sexual experiences as whatever your preferred gender (as your avatar is completely customizable). You will be paid for your work and any applicable suggestions you give. After 1 year the first version of the world will be released and you will have a lifetime subscription. Because of this endeavor, advancements in computing and display technology make a massive leap forward.

>>7154572
A bc PCMR is my fetish. And i could sell the tech, getting loads of money for a new PC.

>>7149627
A. Just lay back... And let nature take it's course.

>>7154572
A. B is going to happen someday and when it does it will be the end of birth rates for all developed countries.

>>7142637
B would be really neat if I could be castrated first.
Being able to transcend humanity while being to escape reproductive urges sounds amazing, especially since I'd really like to lose my urges to consume vore media, even if it means revoking my sexuality as a whole.

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Wyr:

A: Have the opportunity to save yourself from Covenant genocide by being this T'vaoan's slave boy and being under the thumb of the Kig-Yar matriarchy.

B: Be a horny T'vaoan with a heretical kink for a good human slave to fuck you.

>>7154572
A and create a race of übermensch with the advancements.

Ive had this dilemma for a while;
Would you rather:

A - Have 2 tall (roughly 7.5 ft tall) alien girls who genuinely love you, and often have contests to see who you like more or who can please you better and are often inseparable from you, even in public reaching down to hold your hand while people look on

or

B - 2 girls who love you that are polar opposites of each other, one is a chubby blonde haired motherly girl who wants nothing more that to marry you and have your baby, and the other is this fit tanned skin brown haired one with an attitude who's overprotective and a major tsundere to you often giving you tough love but gets really upset when you talk to other girls, but she'll still knock anyone out who tries to hurt you

>>7149828
A could give you an extra 60 years if you stop having sex during the last 3 weeks before your birthday, which is incredibly tempting. You could also hypothetically get away with a fairly high-profile crime due to the look change.

Ultimately I think I'd go with A, since having a 10/10 body negates a large portion of the benefits of B.

>>7158127
A. So I'd have twin Luma going after me?

WyR

A: the government decided that pubic access to the internet is just too dangerous. It becomes exclusively for use by businesses and a limited version is found at public libraries for research purposes. No more Snapchat, no more Steam, no more 4chan. To quell the inevitable uprising print media is subsidized to cost nearly nothing, cable T.V. with 4K quality picture is pumped into every home for free, and biological sex dolla are introduced for less money than a decent wedding with a natural female.

B: you become the proud owner of a human dairy farm. If a man wants a pizza made with titty cheese or a wealthy career mom wants only the absolute best baby formula they're gonna have to go through you and pau whatever you charge. The good news is it's all legal and you have the state's blessing and media's blind eye turned. The bad news is you have all sorts of pesky "human rights" to deal with and there will be regular and thorough inspections and the tiniest slight can get you an enormous jaul term and your family's name eternally tarnished.

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>>7145406
I choose B and try to beat Genghis Khan's high score for descendants.
>>7146245
A is the only way I'll ever get to use someone as a mattress.
>>7148108
A. I don't think I could handle a waifu that high maintenance.
>>7154572
A. My first suit shall be based on Franken Fran to scare the piss out of any particularly nerdy scientists.
>>7155860
B, always be the slave owner, folks.
>>7158127
A, definitely. The aliens can get along just fine with some friendly rivalry, but the tomboy sounds like she would be seriously hurt whenever you pay too much attention to the blonde.

What would rather...

A: Receive a giant robot and get paid millions to fight appropriately sized monsters to the death. You're guaranteed to be a natural and you'll run out of monsters long before you run out of luck.

B: Get an all expenses paid vacation to any fantasy or sci-fi setting of your choosing as long as you didn't create it yourself. To keep you from getting your shit wrecked by a mud crab, radroach or something, your destination will be modified to have dance offs replace violence as the conflict resolution method of choice. You will receive a full-body tuneup and download of muscle memory in order to make you a competitive dancer in the style of your choice. You can teleport home once per month and go on another vacation once per year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGwq09E17kY

>>7141589
I'm going with B. A is also good don't get me wrong, but having a harem of girls sounds dope too.

If I had an option C to do both, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

>>7141670
Welp I'm submissive so I'm going B. Also I'm hoping B comes with some cuddle at least as well.

>>7143812
Possibly A
Since A includes physical changes, could that basically include becoming Caped Baldy, complete with no one noticing your immense strength?

>>7158127
A
Alien girls all the way.

Would you rather

A: Wake up next morning with your favorite fetish applied to YOU and experience realistic consequences. If your fetish is passive, every living person will have your fetish applied to them except for you.
For example, if your ultimate fantasy is to fuck SSBBW girls, you'll become morbidly obese. Likewise if you want to become a trap, everyone else will become a trap.

B: Revert to the mind state of 10 years old you, such that you'll never be able to feel sexual pleasure ever again.

>>7141718

> pregnancy fetish
> I'm afraid I'll start liking dick

So you were planning on, what... the turkey baster approach?

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>>7141589
A. I love me some Squishy goodness

WyR?

A.Have a girlfriend of your choice (Any game, character OC etc.), that upon each orgasm (Both yours and hers) would grow 1/3rd of her bust size. Life automatically adjusts for both you and your girl friend so no wasted $ new bra's shirts etc. Down side is you cannot go without sexual relief for one day or else you perish, your girlfriend is your only outlet.

B. You are tasked with running a human dairy farm.Girls can be of your choosing, no limit to the amount of cows. The outside world will never know about it so keeping it safe from media/ the law is no worry as no one will know or care should it be made public. You have access to a whole slew of science gear and can perform research on both the cattle and the milk. The down side is whatever you experiment with and use on your cattle at least 1 of gets exported to the outside world. IE if you make a contagious carton of milk ala SCP-686, one will be shipped out. Genetic modifications are also shipped out via random carton of milk.

>>7159867
>1/3rd of her bust size
Initial bust size (linear growth), or current bust size (exponential growth)?

>>7159908
exponential

>>7159957
So, assuming starting volume of 250cc per breast, we'd be looking at each breast becoming larger than the entire earth on the 198th orgasm (whereas their combined volume would surpass earth on the 195th orgasm).

>>7159867
B; genetically engineer a symbiotic bacteria or fungus or whatever that, when present in a human host, induces masses amount of lactation - but also needs an uncommon but innocuous food source to survive (like, say, orally ingested pyrrolysine or jism or whatever). Stop chowing down, the lactation stops.

>>7159850
Yes.

>>7141748
>but have the perfect mate/friend/companion for the rest of your life
>but

>>7159343
A, only because it would bring an end to DLC and microtransactions.
>>7159368
A. Violence, wealth, glory, and presumably women will come my way.
>>7159824
A. B would just leave me pissed off that Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy is off the air.
>>7159867
B. I want the taste of milk to be based off race (e.g. Black women make chocolate milk.)

You become a great writer, capable of everything from novels to poetry to screenplays. You will receive good, regular pay make quite the name for yourself. The issue is your employers are...

A: groveling, self-loathing, nu-males and feminazis who love only two things: Apple products and aggressive virtue signaling. They will declare you transgender and put you an a realistic therapy to make you vaguely approximate a woman. As long as you watch your mouth and check your privilege nobody will dare speak ill of your works and they will laud you and declare you as beautiful as you are courageous, and will set you up to marry a "woman" who is passing and kind but very clingy. But one wrong plot twist, one reckless tweet, one uncouth mutter and your life will be so fucked that even Anthony Burch will be happy he isn't you.

B: soulless corporate bigwigs who only tolerate your presence because they can't figure out how to automate your job and attempts at off-shoring it to multiple countries including India and Nigeria have ended in disaster. You'll have two pen names: one that you use to write toy-driven kids' shows so agonizingly capitalistic that it's actually caused problems with government agencies, the other to write smut of all varieties because they want in on that Fifty Shades of Gray money. As your bosses can only masturbate to the sound of clanking change they have no idea what normal people consider erotic and you'll have to work with their ignorance.

WyR

A: Be the best man in the whole world to fuck. Even if you're a virgin who hasn't left his parents' basement in eight years word will quickly spread of your superhuman prowess. You can bring a bitter asexual woman to a screaming squirting wreck begging for more in minutes and turn the straightest macho man into a cum-craving homo in less than an hour. You also have superhuman fertility to the point where you guaranteed to impregnate your partners, including males and certain species of ape. Nothing can stop your seed, not even castration on your end. You can even make pregnant women extra pregnant.

B: Come into possession of a magic razor. It resembles a Mach 3 except with bright purple coloring. It does not dull and cannot be lost or stolen. When one shaves with it it causes a noticeable feminizing effect. If you give it to a female friend or relative she'll find herself looking much prettier after a few weeks of regular use. If you use it on yourself, assuming you're male, it will make you more and more feminine. Never will you turn into a woman, but after using it daily for a few months it will take a doctor to tell the difference. It causes horrific razor burn no matter what technique or shaving cream you use.

>>7159368
Is there some way I can have both? It's hard to pick between giant robots and eternal dance-offs.

>>7160184
>B
At least you have, confirmed, job security and they pay no matter what you write (As long as it involves sex). Sounds like a better deal than to live a lie.

>>7160662
>B
Though, I'm mainly curious about what happens when you use it to shave your chest and crotch hair.

>>7160184
>A
Because I'm not a horrible person who believes gamergate nonsense I find it easy to work with people from diverse backgrounds. Plus feminisation is hot and I get a qt trans gf to go with it.

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>>7160856
You could take a vacation to a setting with giant robots already present if you can go without the violence.

>the color drains from the faces of your enemies as you reveal what your mech's main cannon was replaced by
>a boombox the size of an apartment building

>>7161048
>Implying any workplace like that is diverse
>Implying they all didn't crawl out of the same few colleges with the same few professors
>Implying any less than 80% of the staff isn't Whiter than Wonder Bread but insists they're not because they're 1/40th Cherokee or whatever
>Implying they even have a break room because a vegan got triggered by the coffee creamer and they had to shut it down
>Implying your boipucci won't be raped by a crazed Wahhabist who sexually harasses everybody on a daily basis but it's okay because he's the only one there whose actually a "person of color"
>Implying that consumers won't be alienated by the other writers' dogshit and constant social media spats
>Implying the company won't go bankrupt and your "wife" won't leave you

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>>7161273
>Implying that this isn't truly about some deep and personal issues to you that you have to take out on others anonymously to feel better about your own social standing, despite the fact whether or not those stereotypes are true or not.

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>>7161048
>>7161273
>>7161502

Would you rather

A: become a deliciously thicc futa with a pretty face and be nice and squishy in all the right places. Your dick is long and powerful and your pussy is sensitive and tight. You can have great sex all by yourself. You're attractive enough to get tons of free shit from desperate men, but if anybody tries to rape you they'll be too freaked out by your massive cock to follow through with it. You also happen to have a nasty habit of impregnating yourself, and never with less than three babies. They'll be born "normal" meaning without incest-related defects, but will be futa like you. In fact any children you have with anybody will be futa.

B: have semen that makes anything you put it in addicting and mouth-watering, even things that are outright poisonous or have nausea-inducing scents. Jack off into a cup of coffee and it becomes a delightful latte fit for a king. Glaze a turkey with your baby batter and not a soul on earth would turn down the chance to try the succulent bird. Whip up a concoction of arsenic and jizz strong enough to kill an elephant and the most paranoid man to ever live will enjoy every deadly drop. Women will fight to suck your dick to get some of that delightful creamy filling. The issue is that you can now only cum once a week without agonizing pain.

>>7161637
A without a doubt. The impregnation thing is easy enough to overcome, just get on strong enough birth control, then off when I wanna have kids.

>>7161273
>Implying any post that mentions "Anthony Burch" as if this is someone any normal human knows of or cares about is written by a well-adjusted person.

>>7141589
A

i just want to be held

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>>7149627
B of course. It's time to establish to become the God Emperor of Mankind. But instead of muscle and tallness. Be a very feminine and fat god Emperor with amazons as you personal guard and servants

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WYR
A. Become a lactose vampire. You have eternal youth and hypnotic powers but must feed on human milk. You can cause lactation in any female but the more you drink from the same one the more bloated their tits will swell with milk on a daily basis.

Or

B. You have the ability to add or subtract to the fat content of others. Adding makes you skinnier while subtracting makes you fatter and more feminine. If you gain too much weight you lose your ability to lose weight and are a full-time girl.

>>7162332
I'd choose B, but then I'd probably immediately drain fat until I triggered permanent girl mode.

How fat would girl me be if I did this? What is the weight that triggers that?

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WYR
A)Have the ability to treat humans (and yourself) as if they were made of interchangeable parts. This means you can freely detach and swap genitalia, breasts legs, faces, etc. while others have to live with the results. You can choose to have both the old and new owners of the parts retain feeling.

B)You can change the relationships of any humans freely. This means you can do something simple like change a girl into your girlfriend to something strange like changing the relationship to pet dog. The entire world will understand this as normal as will the primary person but they retain their mind and memories otherwise.

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>>7162464
You gotta absorb fat from three separate girls in a row without giving any back. Their combined excess is what you get locked into.

>>7160184
Not that this is a a shitty wyr but I come here to fap mang

>>7141748
A, I want to wake up tomorrow and be a cute catgirl with a nice, kind, loving, [spoiler]manageably kinky[/spoiler] master.

>>7162499
Come on, just give me a ballpark.

Will I be in the 300-400lb range? or just 200-300lb?

>>7162533
See
>>7162499

>>7162533
Oh oops, thought you missed it. Depending on your current weight and the weight of those you steal from, probably around 400 lbs if you are picking the people right.

>>7162551
I can live with that. Guess I'll go ahead and steal some fat, then order some pretty plus-size clothes.

>>7162495
B) Mismatching would only be useful if you already have what it takes to get a few girls naked at once. Changing the relationship between you and some hot girl on the street is so much easier.
>>7162332
A) Not really interested in becoming a chick. And a free tit-sucking.
>>7161637
B) Only allow women the pre-cum. Sell off food with the semen mixed in for exuberant prices
>>7160662
A) Once again not into becoming a women, With A I can have my way with just about anyone.
>>7159867
B) Free Harem, not really interested in experimentation. May do it anyway to produce breast growing milk, guaranteed fertility, that kind of thing.
>>7159368
A) Loads of money for just a few days of work ayear.
>>7159343
A) The Internet is cancer, I would gladly get rid of it for free TV, Cable box, and a Sex doll. I'm gonna miss a lot of the more underground stuff though.
>>7158127
A) Tall girls are my fetish but the chubby, motherly blonde is tempting. Not into tsunderes though.
>>7154572
B) Definitely.
>>7149836
B) Would that technically be incest to fuck your own daughter if she was made through artificial wombs?

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Wyr
A. Get a "stable" job as a semen producer at a human cow farm. You'll be given hormones to produce sperm only capable of producing females. You will in turn become more feminine whilst getting your cock milked dry on a daily basis. Your ass will be open game for the pent up farm hands. You will be paid six figures at the end of the fiscal year if you can hold out that long.

B. Get an overbearing girlfriend who controls every aspect about you other than your thoughts. She can make you look how she wants, make you aroused when she wants, and make you come on a dime. Her fetish tends to involve you being cute and powerless as she makes you pop to whatever her imagination has in store. If she fucks you directly, it will be in a way that relieves you of all control. Her biggest turn on is seeing you uncomfortable.

WyR

A: Be successfully experimented on to speak a whole new language fluently, and even get an obedient and surprisingly kinky wife with mad cooking skills out of the deal. The issue is that the language is Arabic, specifically the textbook newsroom variant, and that you forget English and any other languages you know. It turns out that the newly-formed Cascadian Emirate has no problems finding soldiers and laborers, mostly Middle Easterners siphoned from the flow to Europe, but has a lot of trouble finding people who can do work that doesn't involve hitting things. Yes, you'll be expected to convert to Islam and your wife will make sure you follow through with prayers and fasting among other things. At least you do get a comfy job with decent pay and great security on top of free healthcare.

B: Have all sexual urges, sensations, and thoughts permanently purged from your body. You still have love and romantic feelings and are perfectly capable of sex and even ejaculation, but you won't enjoy the latter two. Your mind will be cleared of all perversion and deviancy, You can see though the facade of tits and makeup to see which women you would like to spend your life together with and which ones you only wanted to breed. With the need to procreate gone you might even find yourself falling in love with other men, though it is unlikely. Any need to jack off or cum will be replaced with a comfortable numbness, and you can coldly calculate the risk of having children in your current and project financial state. Women will find you to be a truly caring and worthy man they don't even need to reward with sex.

>>7158127
A, oh man A.

Would you rather:

Anyone you sleep with has their gender changed after their next night's sleep. There is no limit to the number of times this can happen to one person, and having sex multiple times in a row without sleeping doesn't prevent the effect.

Making eye contact with anyone makes them have a mind-blowing orgasm.You better get some dark shades to wear around lest you cause too much mayhem. This power even works on yourself if you look in a mirror.

Would you rather...

A: Physically become a permanent shota that gives off a special scent that causes unyielding arousal and overbearing parental instinct in MILFs. You'll remain mentally identical and have all the documents to prove you're of age, but that doesn't mean anybody will believe you. You'll get all the coolest toys and a comfy life in exchange for letting her ara ara you. It only affects a narrow age range so you'll never be swamped with teenage moms or grannies, but it also means you won't get to have a real attachment to any of them.

B: An old relative died and left you a strange little shop they owned. The goods are an eclectic mixture of things that probably shouldn't exist from an ancient tome filled with reality-defying runes to a fully-functional Polybius cabinet in mint condition. Some people enter but never leave, and perhaps worse some leave who never entered. You're pretty sure the clerk is an actual elf, though she *claims* her ears are just a birth defect.

>>7161637
>A

>>7162332
>A

>>7162495
>A

>>7162628
>A

>>7162651
>B

>>7162668
>B

>>7162913
>B

>>7162628
A, though I'd perfer if the farm hands left me be.
>>7162651
B. I know that A would involve circumcision.
>>7162668
The first one, nobody will notice because nobody will ever fuck me.
>>7162913
A. /ss/ heaven here I come!

Would you rather:

A: become the god of asses. You become a cute, bottom-heavy trap though your sexuality stays the same and your dick even gets a little bigger. Does a woman want something much bigger? Just snap your fingers. Does a woman want to be a bit smaller? Just nod your head. Did some guy call you a faggot? Give him a massive juicy badonkadonk and see how his bros in the locker room react.

B: live a lonely life of jacking off to anime and drinking yourself to sleep until you're 30, in which you will feel a glorious surge of power light the blood in your veins as you finally become a wizard. While you're too old for Hogwarts it turns our your local community college has a secret building for men like you where you can learn safety, useful spells and become a certified magic user.

>>7141589
>>7150618
A

Would you rather have:

A. Phantom Authority. The power to make everyone believe that you're allowed to be doing what it is that you're doing. You could walk right up to a woman, stick your hands in her pants and finger her and she may or may not like it and might complain but her and everyone else will mentally rationalize somehow that you're allowed to be doing that and won't stop you.

B. Lovers Concession. You always know what your lover wants and can allow your body to be shaped by their desires.

>>7159824
I am into gts and I am also into being giant SO A times 1000

Would you prefer to

A: Take a character from a work of preexisting fiction as a spouse. It may not be from something you have written, requested, or commissioned. If the character is from a foreign work it will speak its native language unless that work has been dubbed into your native tongue. It must be human, so no lamias or werewolves. Said character will also have the opposite of their fictional personality, so for example Symmetra will be playful, ditzy bimbo or The Soldier from TF2 will be a latte-sipping, anti-war pansy.

B: Make a Faustian bargain leaving your dick cursed. It's a big, meaty, throbbing beast that a horse would envy and a porn producer would kill for. It also drastically de-ages anybody you have sex with. A positive example would be railing a granny in a retirement home with the grim reaper on his way back into her prime and give her a new lease on life. A not-so-positive example would be finding a MILF on Tinder and turning her into a loli.

>>7165693
how is this anywhere near a decent choice? A obviously, you'd have to be a moron not to take it.

just choose any of the powerful fictional evil sorceresses and bam, you have a good powerful sorceresses wife who likes to share.

>>7141589
Dating a mini giantess, the vagina gets tighter the bigger it gets. A donut gets a smaller hole if you over inflate it,

A: Women stay physically the same, but become both socially and sexually dominant to the point where the most aggressive macho dudebro looks like a subservient doormat salaryman who hasn't had sex in over a decade. Any attempts at having any control over the relationship results in teasing and mockery. Some women are very gentle and believe they're only doing what's best for their men while others are brutal and ruthless, only concerned with being the absolute best at everything. There are no "power bottoms" here, and you best get used to never having a position of power ever again if you have a penis.

B: Get the money to start your very own animation studio staffed exclusively by the most perverted and lecherous people you will ever meet. It's your decision whether you work with CGI, Flash, or traditional methods; produce your own programs or do work for others; so on and so forth. I recommend that you never make anything for children and/or the Tumblr audience, as every member of your team will always push the envelope make it as dirty and sexy as they can. S&P boards will hate you and you will have serious problems with North American and Middle Eastern distributors.

>>7143804
saliva. ive always had a thing for girlfriends who plump up and never seem to care.

>>7162332
B.
>>7165059
A.
>>7165693
A. Take the Dark Queen from Battletoads and make her a cutesy housewife.

>>7166977
B, because A is retardedly ruinous to the world.

Just because I get the money to start the studio doesn't mean I start it. Still keep the money though.

>>7154572
>>7158127
>>7159824 (why would you make such a cruel alternative option? Where's the fun in only having one legitimate option?)
>>7160662
>>7161637
>>7162332 all those women breast feeding in public shall kneel before me!
>>7162628 I couldn't stand having such little control over myself
>>7165059
>>7165693
A
>>7155860
>>7159343
>>7159368
>>7159867 I'd develop milks that increase fertility, boost immune systems, give gainz, and over all be benevolent, for the most part
>>7160184 I'd be able to sleep better at night than A
>>7162495 this was a tough one! The fact that no qt3.14 gf was the tipping point
>>7162651
>>7162668 I shall be chaos incarnate
>>7162913
>>7163818 I'm headed down this road anyway. Minus well get something out of it
>>7166977 we'll make the most gripping, meaningful and depraved shows you've ever seen
B

WYR

A: Have the ability to enter any fictional/sci-fi/etc universe you didnt envision at will. Time here stops when you enter another world. When you enter said universe, you are allowed to materialize, as much as you can carry, anything that exists/existed within our own reality. But in order to leave, you must have consensual sex with someone in that universe. Dying would send you right back from when you first entered the universe.

B: From any fictional setting, picture of porn, you can materialize a character into our world at will. If the have magical powers, they wont work here. If they have high-technology, it will work, but no one on earth will be able to reverse engineer it. The characters will have minds of their own, but technically, they dont 'exist' (there's no government documentation on them), so you can do whatever you want with them. Just be sure the neighbors dont hear if you choose to go down that route. You can summon as many characters as you like, and you can send them back like nothing ever happened at your leisure.

>>7162628
>B is literally my ex

Imma go with A thank you very much. Zero interest in going through that again.

>>7168762
Assuming with A, you do not age while in the universe i choose A

>>7168797
Can't just add stuff but then again you don't really need to. You should be able to obtain immortality with this power anyways.

It's a completely broken power when you consider the cyoa's on writing.com have easy risk free access to super powerful things and meet the criteria of "any fictional/sci-fi/etc universe you didn't envision".

>>7168797
maker of that WYR here

perhaps, to balance things a little, you get possession of two bodies: The one you have here, and an exact replica that you travel the aether with. Your "ethereal" body ages only when in use, and at the same rate as your body here.

Would you rather

A: Be able to have sex with any woman you meet no questions asked. They'll always consent, they'll always have fun, and they'll never tell anybody (though that won't stop their boyfriends from getting pissed if they somehow find out.) The issue is that they get fat when they fuck you, every thrust making them noticeably bigger and plushier. They can loose the weight like that gained from any source, but they'll only get bigger if you have sex with them again. The weight carries all the risks it normally does. They will at worst ignore the changes and at best embrace them and want you to plump them up more.

B: Everybody on earth has an instantaneous sex change. Though everybody will look very different they'll be about as attractive (e.g. a handsome soccer player will become a beautiful model, but a piercing-riddled hamplanet will become a scrawny beared manlet.) Nobody suffers from dysphoria though they may find the changes alarming, and they all still like the same things and think the same ways. The only problem is that their sexual desires remain unaffected, so a perfectly straight man will become a gold-star lesbian who won't ever consider dick but a flamboyantly gay man will become the queen of sluts.

>>7169390
B I love the idea of two jocks arguing who gets the strap-on

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>>7169390
A assuming I'm not going to have a whale of fat roles from just one fuck session. Also a fan of girls with some thicc and dough so sounds all swell to me.

Would you rather

A: Become effected by those around you, your body slowly changing temporarily to please their fetishes, you take on those perversions the longer you are around them with submissive role fetishes lasting longer on yourself.

B: Everyone else is effected by your own perversions, their bodies changing to match however they will take only dominate roles in the fetishes meaning if you like bondage they will end up putting you in it rather then themselves.

For both of these you are unable to turn off it's effect and people are naturally drawn to you.

>>7170545
B. I have no fetishes I would fear backfiring if people are going to take the dominant roles. Hell, having people take the dominant roles might make things easier.

WYR

A. For unknown reasons, everyone in the world has their body start producing the opposite sex hormones to great effect on their bodies. Within a year all men look like extremely feminine trap at best and full on shemales at worst. On the other side, all women look like reverse traps at best and full on cunt-men at worst.

B. Live in a world where all physical therapy, dieting treatments, and plastic surgery is done through hyper advanced sexual means with great effect on the body. Women who want to lose weight can attach a "medical penis and balls" to themselves that will convert fat to cum and they can fap themselves thin. If someone wants a face lift, they will be put in a special mask and brought to orgasm several times. Lost limbs can be recovered by applying a cream to the lost area and "jerking off" the skin which will explode out a fully functional replacement upon orgasm. So on and so forth.

>>7169390
B. I get to live out a number of my fetishes which are currently physically impossible and get to take everybody with me.
>>7170545
B. I'm submissive so it will be a blast.
>>7170592
As much as I'd love A B sounds like it has far more practical purposes.


Imagine that out of every 100 people, there are 99 women and only 1 man. Lesbianism and bisexuality in women also disappears, leaving only lovers of cock. The issue is that women's standards don't lower at all form their current point, on the contrary they expect far more from men. You have to be tall, buff, handsome, rich, charismatic, and lucky to even have a shot at getting poon despite so little competition. A few lucky men will get to have an entire villages worth of women all to themselves while the others suffer as there just aren't enough men to justify the production of computer games, pornography, or motorcycles.

Would you rather be...

A: One of the unlucky men. Though women hate you they do realize that you are in fact needed and will tolerate your presence. You'll get a cushy affirmative action job and get a nice condo all to yourself. Luckily you're basically asexual and only feel the need to jack off once every few months, where you can donate the semen and get some chump change for it. You also find the plentiful telenovelas to be a guilty pleasure.

B: A professional breeder. Your job is to make lots and lots of babies and hope some of them are Chads. You will get an enormous number of treatments that will turn you a fertility machine Nicolae Ceaușescu would kill for. The sperm will be directly injected into your womb for maximum efficiency so you won't have to touch a lesser man. You will never carry less than five fetuses at a time and never go more than two weeks without being pregnant.

>>7170592
A: Since I tend to like guys with more effeminate traits and girls with more butch traits.

>>7170760
I'd have to go with A, B sounds way to restrictive to live with and A it just basically sounds like a way better deal.

You're now owned by some very rich very powerful criminals with doctors that are able to do near enough anything that mind can come up with and also revert it. All of which is from your actual gender, no sudden different gender for this one unless the choice changes that.

Would you rather

A: be treated like an animal, the animal in question changing every now and again with body modification such as tails and lifted noses for pigs, forced lactation for cows, or just bound to the floor if you're their dog for the month. You will frequently have you ability to talk removed and will only be given slim amounts of time where you can live a very restricted life style, your owners sometimes forgetting to change you back when you're actually given free time. Your owners will treat you like the animal in question but with clear domination over you, frequently having their way with you or on occasion even an animal.

B: A lot more free time to yourself and you're treated to lots of things, however whenever they want you they will take you for some of the far more depraved acts, orgies or modifying you for elaborate fetishes for each of your clients such as futa or even BBW, frequently the sessions leaving you half deranged from such an overwhelming fucking and not changing you until the next client requires it, leaving you as the previous clients perfect perversion.

C: You're treated as an object, you do this for far longer and it's vastly more grueling work however you're free to do whatever you want as long as you return later. The objects can range from you being a limbless fuck doll to even being encased in a wall for passers buy to fuck and tease. While you are totally free during your free time you are still degraded by those that own you.

>>7168762
B. Assuming that any fictional setting includes those that you can write; all you have to do is write a work with everyone you want to fuck and have them all be madly in love with you. Now just summon whoever you want from your fictional harem work. Hell, you could even make modified version of people you know.

>>7169390
B. I am bi-sexual enough that this shouldn't create any issues with my wife.

>>7170592
B. Curing the world through sexual means sounds very interesting.

>>7170760
A. I just don't get the super-breeder slut 5000 fantasies.

>>7170784
B. This one feels as though it has the least amount of downsides.

WYR

A. Live in a world where Santa Claus exists, but he is a lewd god of judgment. At the end of the year if your good behavior outweighs your bad Santa will bless you with one of your fetishes for the whole year and people will treat it as if it were normal. However, if you are on the naughty list, Santa will inflict you with a random fetish of his choice without the protection of normalcy.

B. Once a year you and everyone else have the ability to go on "holiday". Holiday last for 24 hours in the real world but last for 2 weeks in its realm. Holiday is a fantasy world designed to fulfill your every wish and desire. Here you can be anything and do everything. If you wish, you can go on Holiday with someone instead of by yourself. You cannot take anything with you to Holiday and you can't bring anything back. When you decide to go on Holiday you will be instantly teleported there and can't leave until your time is done.

>>7166977
>Pick B
>ask them to make a kids show about three college girls who are also secret agents

>>7141880
6x6 brother here, your post just made my day

wyr have an alternate form of

A: a fluffly cat that people always love

B: a horsefaced member of the opposite sex

>>7170908
B. Everyone needs a vacation sometimes.

>>7170961
B. I want to know what the female orgasm feels like.

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Would you rather...

A.) Be stuck as a lactating woman with overly massive tits and appearance like a 9 year old?

B.) Have a ghost form that lets you fly around invisibly and possess people's bodies but they still control their own head.

>>7170908
B. Two omnipresent beings knowing what I get off two is enough.
>>7170961
A. If I never need a break I can turn into a cat and go to sleep for 18 hours.
>>7171214
So I can be an oppai loli or not an oppai loli? A.

Would you rather

A: live in a world where NATO collapsed instead of the Eastern Bloc. The latter's secret? After completing military service every man is gifted a sex slave engineered to his tastes, including those who like them... endowed. Any country can provide you with an education or protection from harm, but one that can guarantee pussy is one worth working for. There's no longer need for conscription, in fact there's so many men signing up there's no branch that has room, not even in the reserves. You, comrade, are a lucky boy whose father is a cadre with many connections and got you one as a birthday gift.

B: be a woman with a curse: you cannot have children, but can only give others children. Your looks are plain but you have a very nice voice. Your reproduction system is now some demonic monstrosity that spits in the face of science, so you no longer suffer from the cramps and bleeding of typical women; you do however go into a violent heat that causes physical agony if you're not being stimulated. If you preform normal coitus with a man there's a good chance he'll get pregnant and carry it in some horrifying magic sac that at least lets it out safely. Tribbing with another woman can net a "regular" pregnancy.

>>7171282
>mpreg

my interpretation of mpreg is that since men lack the proper anatomy they would never go into labor. the baby would just continue to grow in whatever sac it's in until they decide to have it removed with surgery.

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>>7168762
A. off to ubanis's world of cute futa's
"But in order to leave, you must have consensual sex with someone in that universe."
>Wanting to leave

>>7165059
B. A is certainly powerful and tempting but B's power is subtle and easily overlooked. You're the perfect partner in any relationship. You never have to worry about over eating or working out or being an interesting person or worry about whats on the mind of the person you're with. These things are handled for you automatically.

>>7171214
Difficult because... well, oppai loli and I'm on /d/. On the other hand a ghost form is the ability to fly, the ability to be invisible, the ability to move through solid objects. Being able to partially possess people is icing on the cake.

Going to have to go with B. Voluntary Flight, Invisibility, and Intangibility are too good to pass up.

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Would you rather:

A) Be transformed into an ideal female body of your design, but you will be denied vaginal and clitoral simulation of any kind. You simply become incapable of touching yourself there, no matter how much you want it. The idea of locking yourself in a chastity belt and tossing the key, or even getting chastity piercings will gradually become more and more enticing. On the other hand, anal sex becomes much, much more pleasurable to you, though anal only orgasms are difficult to reach as they were before. Leaving your ass without a toy to fill it or hooked harnesses to stretch it open will feel uncomfortable to you from now on. Any potential partner you can find will quickly develop anal as their biggest fetish. Even the slightest complain about your neglected slit will yield you a slap to the face and a even rougher assfuck at the least. You will be an anal only slut, whether you like it or not.

B) Be transformed into the idea body of your specifications, but be unable to masturbate at all. You will only be able to relieve your lust through sex, but sexual encounters will come to you regardless of your action or inaction. When you do climax, you may only allow yourself to cum if you accept the fact that after you cum, you will be forced to orgasm for a total of 10 times back to back, without a single moment to take a break. At this time, your partner will be very dominant, and no amount of resistance you give can overpower them.

>>7159977
Looks at this boobie nerd.
Thumbsup.jpg

>>7171651
We're talking about having a black magic pussy unbound by biology, the man will give birth just fine.

>>7146245
>B. Women that make eye contact with you will experience breast growth over the course of a week that increases their cup size by one. The process leaves them overheated and they'll lactate involuntarily with orgasmic results. The random fits of lactation will never stop but the growth can be locked if they have sex with you. They will believe you if you tell them this. Otherwise they grow indefinitely.

I will take this one, there are some hot girls at my work that I would definitely fuck, especially if they had bigger tits.

>>7146851
>B. Have one opportunity to completely overhaul humanity's sexual arrangement. You can make one hermaphrodite race, you could make more than 2 sexes, or you could create something completely foreign. The only catch? Procreation must be done by a means different than the current penis in vagina method, although that method can still be used for casual, non-procreation sex.

There are 3 sees now, male, female, and futa. Ro make a child, it now takes at least 3 people, the more, the more likely conception will occur. This happens by either a male or futa being selected as the one to fuck and impregnate either a female or futa. Before that happens though, the selected dick must have docking sex with at least one more male or futa, and have the other one cum into their dick to inflate their balls with more cum. The bigger the selected person's get, higher chance for kids, but also more kids. The chosen mother can easily hold enough cum to look 9 months pregnant with triplets. The remaining cum in her womb is then used as nutrition for her to produce milk, and grow the babies.

>>7149036
>B: Be an extremely attractive Futa with an 8" dick

As long as I still have a working vagina, and balls to where I can get pregnant or impregnate, I'll take this one. 8" is already pretty dn big.

Part 1

>>7151830
>Would you rather...
>A: evey man now looks like a hyper-feminine bimbo dickgirl, but stays mentally and emotionally identical. Football is as aggressive and popular as ever, beer and sports cars well as well as they always did, and Hollywood explosionfl fests continue to pack seats. It's not uncommon for two "men" to bet on who will win the Super Bowl with the winner receiving a paizuri.

Yes please, this sounds amazing!

>>7158127
>Ive had this dilemma for a while;
>Would you rather:
>A - Have 2 tall (roughly 7.5 ft tall) alien girls who genuinely love you, and often have contests to see who you like more or who can please you better and are often inseparable from you, even in public reaching down to hold your hand while people look on

As long as they are both hot, this would be a dream come true! I have a fetish for tall girls, and I get two of them that are also loving, and competitive!

>>7162332
>WYR
>A. Become a lactose vampire. You have eternal youth and hypnotic powers but must feed on human milk. You can cause lactation in any female but the more you drink from the same one the more bloated their tits will swell with milk on a daily basis.


Vampire for me! Especially if I can find a few hot girls that also have a lactation fetish! Plus I could sell my services to mothers that have trouble producing any milk!

>>7162495
>WYR
>B)You can change the relationships of any humans freely. This means you can do something simple like change a girl into your girlfriend to something strange like changing the relationship to pet dog. The entire world will understand this as normal as will the primary person but they retain their mind and memories otherwise.

Yes please, so easy to take advantage of and get WAY ahead in life! Become best friends of billionaires, and have them give me money. Have anyone I want fall in love with me, and make them part of my harem.

Part 2

Part 3

WYR

A) Love in a world where people can take almost any thing in their body upwards to 2 feet in length. Men's cocks are on average 1 foot flaccid, and 16-18 inches hard, with testicles ranging in size just like female breasts do, and women having the same attitude to male bulges like men do for tits. And men's cum volume is directly related to how large their balls are. Women on the other hand have large tits that are constantly producing milk. You will be the opposite sex that you currently are.

B) Live in a world where women make up over 80% of the population. Men have been genetically engineered to have massive cocks, huge balls, huge cum production. On top of that, the longer a guy goes without cumming, the larger his balls swell with cum. There are also drugs that increase cum production, and decrease refactory times, and also in cease libidos. Due to the demographics difference, men are a 2nd class people, and must do what a woman commands, unless they are owned, and have a collar showing ownership. No matter what though, a man cannot deny sexto any woman, or sexual drugs from any woman. The only true rights a guy is selected who gets to own them, and can change ownership at any time. You are a male here.

>>7141589
B, actually.
>>7141670
A
>>7141695
A... i guess
>>7141748
A
>>7142625
B
>>7142637
A
>>7143012
B
>>7143544
A
>>7143804
A
>>7143812
A
>>7145257
B
>>7145406
A
>>7146102
B
>>7148108
A
>>7148370
B
>>7150501
B
>>7151830
A
>>7171214
A
>>7171725
B

WYR
A:Become a sexual god who's job is to
1.Design how reproduction and genders work downstairs
2.Sastify the other gods
3.Create demigods for other demigods
you can have anyone or anything you want to fuck at anytime

or

B:Become a demigod of above sexgod you are the pinnacle of whatever gender you are and are unresistable to normal humans however you are forced to have sex with all other demigods on a whim

1: All domesticated cats and dogs become quasi-humans. So your Miss Mittens becomes a full catgirl. Females will stay female and males will become futanari. The good news is that they are still perfectly happy to eat pet food, though cats and smaller dog breeds will obviously now want a good deal more. The bad news is any spaying or neutering is now undone and they WILL want to breed, most likely with their masters.

2: Certain powerful individuals with particularly large noses have decided that racism has gone on for long enough, and a worldwide program for intermixing is put into place to try and stop it. You won't find any Klansmen or Black Panthers whining about this because they'll be too busy railing exotic brown pussy to be miserable. You will sample every kind of woman from paper pale Orientals to dark chocolate Africans.

>>7171936
Well since A is essentially already B because of stipulation #2 I might as well get the full god package out of it. A

>>7169390 B would lead to so much chaos, it would not be funny
>>7170961
>>7171282
>>7171921
>>7171936 the idea of being some kind of flesh-smith, who can make custom orders and design new organs is sexy as fuck!
>>7172005 I wonder who's behind this post...
A
>>7170545
>>7170592
>>7170760
>>7170784
>>7170908 (in regards to >>7168762 , it does not include your own creations)
>>7171214
>>7171725
B

WYR

A) Live in a world where you are forced to become to boy/girlfriend of a Succubus to save your friends and family? You can choose to either be a male, or futa. Either way you will have a record breaking cock, huge balls, and record setting orgasms with little down time between. Your now girlfriend Succubus will look exactly like you want her to look, and can transform between human form for public, and her normal form with horns, tail, and wings in private. She loves setting you up in situations where you end up fucking other women often. You are required to have sex with her, or at least let her have you orgasm at least once per day. You will never age or die due to her protective magic as long as you stay with her.

B) Live in a world as a guy where women outnumber men 50:1, and after your 18th birthday, literally fuck as many women as possible, and get them pregnant. Thanks to science, men have been genetically enhanced to have 2 huge cocks that are on average 18 inches long. On top of that, other enhancements include massive balls that allow men to cum upwards to between 1-3 liters of cum per cock per orgasm. It's common for male high school seniors to induct their best friends into their personal harem to prevent them from being assigned to either breeder farms, or other guys harem that are below their government assigned minimum size.

WYR:
A)Have a face worse than eggman from /r9k/ but an amazing, voluptuous 11/10 female body able to turn gays straight and move like a godess of erotic dance
B) Have a permanently overweight, disproportionate and low-test male body with random black hairs sticking up everywhere but a 11/10 ethereal beauty-tier female face and voice more beautiful than the virgin mary and mozart put together
C) you get ten years as the best from A and B then rapidly turn into the worst from both options over the course of a year, and you are unable to kill yourself and will live until you are eighty years old

Would you rather:
A) Indulge your /d/-est kink for reals, but only occasionally

or

B) Become a fuckmachine that can get laid whenever you feel like it, but be restricted to vanilla stuff

If A, please specify primary deviancy

>>7172702
Uh...

Looking ugly vs being ugly, unhealthy, and uncomfortable. Did you even think about what you were typing?

A is the only option where you have a healthy body and won't physically feel like shit all the time so A.

>>7141589
>>7141589
A is the only choice.

Choice "B" is for faggots.

>>7172790
You won't feel or be unhealthy with the ugly body, it's functionally average or slightly below average, just ugly aestetically. The beautiful body will have amazing coordination, grace and dexterity, but there's no guarantee that you wont get a heart attack or anything and you're not really super athletic.

I was going to explicitly state this but I am writing on my phone and didnt think anyone would care

And i think a blatantly masculine mega butterface is way more disturbing to look at and socially disruptive than the reverse, just because one aspect is godlike by itself doesn't mean that the whole will come across like it automatically

>>7172782
>A) Indulge your /d/-est kink for reals, but only occasionally
This one, because i already do. Love having massive balls

A: A sketchy group of men have to get rid of gargantuan amounts of dirty money, and do it fast. For this purpose have created an ad hoc production company and decided to hire you as a director. Their mission is to shit out as many straight-to-home movies as they can and hoping they're all forgotten. You have only fourteen days to shoot a script written by one of their nephews; it's full of giant robots, massive explosion, lesbian sex, and horrors from beyond our dimension. Special effects will be done by a high school dropout with Blender a pirated copy of Sony Vegas getting paid in weed.You will be continuously fed more sordid writing and become the next Godfrey Ho. Pay isn't great but it's more than enough for a bachelor to live comfortably, and you get to be around cute co-eds DESPERATE to be actors.

B: You are the last human alive. Fantasy creatures are not only real, but have a genocidal intolerance of all other races. The most powerful race by an enormous margin are elves. Contrary to the usual depictions of short, frail creatures it turns out elves tower over humans and have a plump motherly appearance regardless of sex; the sex ratio is 50/50 but the sole difference is in the genitalia. You are one of the few humans left alive, and only for their amusement and fascination. They are amazed by the comparatively small size and stark gender dimorphism, and luckily for you the much better sexual prowess of human males compared to the cum-if-you-play-with-their-hair microdick-having elven males.

>>7162332
B, and keep draining the fat from others. I must be massive.

A: Whenever you have an orgasm, your semen is instantly teleported into the asshole of the last person you thought about in a sexual manner, assuming you've physically met them in person within the last week. This is true not just for you, but for everyone in the world, so it's entirely possible for you to get a load of cum in your ass too.

B: Whenever the last woman you touched is penetrated by something, whether it be her fingers, a dildo, or a cock, you feel it as well, only in your ass. This applies no matter what hole they're being fucked in, so have fun feeling 3 dicks inside you if they're into gangbangs.

A) You can only orgasm or ejaculate by penetrative sex with a virgin. All semen that would be reabsorbed by your body is instead stored in your testicles and an organ in your stomach, slowly engorging them with no limit until you ejaculate it all at once as you experience every denied pent-up orgasm in sequence. Masturbating is still pleasurable but frustrating. You become far more sexually attractive to non-virgins than usual(including yourself).

B) Your threshold for orgasm is lowered to "object brushes against your clothed crotch" or "thinks about girls for five minutes". You have no refractory period and your semen reserves never deplete between ejaculations. More intense stimulation can lead to more powerful orgasms.

C) Your orgasms become incredibly powerful. Your cumshot can blow holes in walls, create thunderclaps, start small fires, shine as bright as the sun, shoot down military aircraft at cruising altitude, tear through clothes, cause sudden weather changes, and channel lightning bolts. These effects are guaranteed to not harm humans or ecosystems even indirectly and instead people caught in the blast experience earth-shattering orgasms lasting for up to two two minutes. The power of these effects scale with the intensity of your orgasm, but despite appearances they don't feel any better than normal from your perspective.

>>7173451
B for sure. I think it would be more fun to be hypersensitive than to constantly have to seek out virgins to get off.

Here's a weird one for you.
Would you rather:
A: Have your dick replaced with a psychic alien parasite that looks like a human dick. In addition to being larger than your original tool, it also has increased cum production and stamina, so you can have multiple orgasms without taking a break. The most amazing feature, however, is that it can read minds, and telepathically communicate with you. It typically uses this to read the minds of women (or men) that you find sexually attractive, and inform you on the best possible method to seduce them.

B: Have the strange ability to grow and shrink your body parts at will, including the obvious. You can also do the same for anyone you touch, but it wears off an hour after you last touched them.

>>7141670
A, actually.

>>7173823
Quick question in regards to option A:
What does the parasite live off of? Blood? Nutrients? Semen? etc?

>>7148108
Trump won't let me down

>>7173823
For B would I be able to grow and shrink my entire body, as well as entire bodies of other people? If so, I will go with B! I would finally be able to actually act out my giantess fetishes! Grow my girlfriend to how ever tall I want, grow only my cock and balls big enough for her to fuck herself with so I would essentially be a living cock dildo for giantess body! Or shrink a bunch of women down and force them to worship my cock as balls, and bath in my cum when I cum all over them.

>>7171725
A, the thought of being used only anally is very enticing
>>7162628
A, being milked and becoming more feminine would be perfect
>>7149627
A, being a sextoy for amazons would be nice
>>7145406
B, would rather be a trap than a milf

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>>7141589
B, fetish.

>>7141670
A, I like to watch girls blush.

>>7141686
A, I'm not from Tumblr.

>>7141695
C, get the scissors Kermit.

>>7141748
B, since to be honest it's just my life as-is but I actually get some in the end.

>>7142364
B, at least now there's more room for my computers... (Pic related)
>Knowing I have no chance is literal torture for me

>>7142591
That's a difficult one, jeez... I'm going to have to go with A, since then I can keep all my stuff.

>>7142625
B, I already distribute my software on diskettes and optical media, since it needs heavy modification to work correctly from a hard disk, what's a bunch of pictures going to change?

>>7142637
B, easier to get out of it. Immortality seems like more of a curse to me than anything else. Besides, the only things that change are porn, swearing, and masturbation. I guess relatively, time would fly by quickly, and in ~200 years I could amaze people with my shitty already 30 year old computers (pic related again).

>>7143012
A, and since I'm not terribly lustful in public, I'd probably spend my time and wealth on computers, as I already do, though wealth is quite an overstatement. (Pic related).
(Source on the comic? Google wasn't helpful for me.)

>>7143544
B, never have sex. Ever.

>>7143757
A, time to become even more socially inept than I already am.

>>7143804
B, time to spit at girls but for good reason.

>>7143812
A, now I can finally be a dragon and burn down the village, only for nobody to realize it's happened.

>>7145257
B, though A sounds really cool. I could be Earthworm Jim, but I'd rather be literally Satan.

>>7145290
Tough decision again, but B. Gotta have someone useful in my life, I'm shit at vidya. Have yet to beat the Core in Cave Story.

>>7145306
B, into short haired futas, so it'd be mostly the same, but with barely noticeable tits.

>>7145406
A, I like the phrase "Penis power!" better than "Fuck me daddy"

>>7173969

>>7146007
B, time to make every woman I think looks nice fall unconditionally in love with me, but obeying of my orders, and pretend like I don't want this, then take over the entire world with my new army of hot women who will never begin a rebellion. Become the ultimate harem!
>alter people's mind to any size within the size of a bus
Sounds good

>>7146057
B, I love computers, but not that much. Would probably go door to door and fuck women playing the game.

>>7146102
B, get a breast and ass reduction, keep the massive dick and get my game on.
>mor eager to sex
I fucking love it
>crave cock
Good thing I've got my own
>after?
Male please

>>7146245
Difficult, but I choose A since it's infinite sex, plus motherly instincts mean free meals. B would be interesting because staring contest.
>eye contact champion

>>7146457
B, I think I said it earlier but futa with short hair and small tits is basically what I am anyways, minus the tits, so I could probably pass it off as the shirt I'm wearing.

>>7146829
A, since I'm not Tumblr. Just make humans always super horny after the age of 12 and let them run off on their own.

>>7147652
B, I'd end up being the most awkward master there ever was, but I feel like they'd appreciate my niceness. If somehow it turns out they're a man, I can always just force them to do all the work, though I'll still be mostly fair. Mostly. Unless they take interest in computers. Then they're cool.

>>7147764
A, seems less dangerous.

>>7147813
A, it seems like a better lifestyle.

>>7148108
B, I have some of the best home insurance possible, does that count? To be honest, a girl to watch hentai with me would be 10/10, so long as they're not obese.
>Got Emperor Trump
Kek, I love it

>>7148370
A, since then I could make myself the smartest person in the world.

>>7148812
A, I could give myself legal exemption like this anyways. Give myself money, old computers, a house, the perfect girl, retirement, everything.

>>7173990

>>7148957
C, This is my boom stick.

>>7149036
B, I like futas more than shemales, and two dicks seems weird.

>>7149038
A, do some inception level bullshit and make them murderers.

>>7149627
B, become the first and only man in history to literally slice down an entire mountain range, only to use the materials for the construction of the world's new tallest mountain - which is man-made.

>>7149695
B, make all women into shy, willing subs while also removing periods and erectile dysfunction.

>>7149825
A, so I can reach the top shelf at Wal*Mart with no problems.
>forever breasts.
Kek

>>7149828
B, put a bunch in a water balloon and throw it at crush.

>>7149836
B, I get to play SimLife but it's not on a 30 year old black and white Macintosh, and it becomes reality so everybody is a slight variation on me? Score!

>>7150501
A, guess I can finally have a decent reason to kick dicks.

>>7150519
Tesla, bring that coil over here for me, would you?

>>7150537
A, I want to be the asshole that goes into bars and makes the whole keg of beer warm, then go to a coffee shop and make it all freezing cold.
>turbo-Chad
Fucking amazing

>>7150618
A, sounds cute, do want. How fresh are the dead birds? Could make a good source of food.

>>7151830
A, lesser of two evils. At least guys night out could be more interesting.

>>7152287
B, more likely to happen.

>>7152821
A, the return of Soda will be a good one. Maybe Kado.

>>7153145
A by far.

>>7153149
Good question

>>7154572
B, since I get paid more.

>>7155860
I have no clue what any of these things are but I choose genocide since the picture makes me want to die.

>>7158127
A, but I think I'd probably try to dress them up to look more human.

>>7159343
B, charge a fuckton for 12oz bottles and have a private apartment building constructed for the employees while they're off of work.

>>7174000

>>7159368
B, what if I choose Evangelion?

>>7159824
A, since my fetish is futas who cum buckets after masturbating, and 50/50 I want to be them, or want to watch them.

>>7159867
A, she's got no tit's right now, so since 0 x .333 = 0, and 0 + 0 = 0, she'll be fine. Also, valid reason for sex.

>>7159977
>Lost but they live on fictional girl's massive tits
"It's raining... milk?"

>>7160184
B, sounds like Trump wants his hentai manga when he wants his hentai manga.

>>7160662
A, since B sounds horrific.

>>7161508
I have that same monitor.

>>7161637
A since that's my thing. Just have vagina removed and I'll be on my way to ruling the world by force.

>>7162332
A, seek out flat girls.

>>7162495
B, sounds like I'm about to pet my way to the top of the world. time to start leveling mountains and draining oceans because ladies and gentlemen whoever gets in my way shall become a dog!

>>7162628
A, at least this way I get something out of it.

>>7162651
B, but if I catch myself liking a man that way it's time to head down to rope and cable city.

>>7162668
B, flash looks at random people, stare down girls I like, bet money on staring contests that I will inevitably win, stare into the news cameras.

>>7162913
>no teenage moms
B it is, but also because vidya, but I have to keep Will Smith away from the damned thing.

>>7163818
B, now I can do both.

>>7165059
A since B would have no effect (single).

>>7165693
A, would that mean if I take Asuka she becomes Rei? Do want.

>>7166977
B, Adobe Flash (I like to watch people suffer), futa cum porn. Don't care about salt or pepper, and the Middle East can just fuck right off for all I care.

>>7168762
B sounds much better. Bring animus to real? Sounds good, especially since I can create and destroy them at will. Fuck a different girl every day!

>>7174017

>>7169390
A, the poor girl is starving... Bang her. That girl needs to put on weight. Bang her. She looks hungry. Bang her. I can last between 10 seconds and 5 hours as is, and I'm making the assumption that carries over. Slam into the girls I don't want to put weight on once and fuck the shit out of the starving cuties on the street. Win-win for everyone, no?

>>7170545
B, so since a I like deliberately slow handjobs and blowjobs, here we go I guess.

>>7170592
B, ejaculating an arm sounds hilarious.

>>7170760
A because even though I'm not exactly manly, I'd like to stay this way. I assume rape is more legal in this world anyways.

>>7170784
B since it sounds the least horrifying.

>>7170908
B, sounds like the purge but with less politicians to worry about.

>>7170961
B since I already eat enough cereal of dubious quality.

>>7171214
B since I can make people kill each other and yell "I'm sorry! I didn't want to!" while they're at it.
>I like that second image, what's it from?

>>7171282
A since it sounds awesome. What countries are there left to fight?

>>7171725
B since back to back ejaculation sounds awesome

>>7171921
B, but I'm gonna hold back so much that I have bowling balls in my pants. Never let it out, until I'm on my death bed I'll drown the city.

>>7171936
B

>>7172005
B since at least they're human.

>>7172555
A, never leaver her. Sounds good to me.

>>7172702
A since at least I won't feel like dying every second of the day.

>>7172782
A, mutual masturbation with embarrassed futas that are scared to cum - then dump gallons and lie twitching in their own juices after.

>>7173407
A, I want to be Michael Bay.

>>7173447
A, since usually it's hentai or a girl or two I know from work. If somehow a feel a girl-gasm in my ass I'll know I've gotta ask them what's up - since God knows that nobody else in the world would do that to me.

>>7173451
C, get a titjob and shoot a hole in the moon.

>>7173823
A. Very much A.

>>7141589
A. Who said sex would be bad? She's a big squishy thing and dicks love big squishy things

>>7174032
>tfw answered every WYR in the thread

Here's one for you guys:

Would you rather...
A) Forcefully ejaculate every 10 minutes without fail until you pass out
B) If you are near a woman, she becomes very inclined to completely drain you until you can cum no more
C) Fuck the brains out of your perfect girl, but never cum again
D) Ejaculate nonstop for the whole day once a week unavoidably. You choose the day.
E) Every girl you make eye contact with will instantly become dripping wet and masturbate on the spot.

>>7174038
B is probably the most interesting option for me.

>>7174079
Nice

>>7172782
A. /d/ est kink is succubus tg/tf. Bonus points for focus on slow trasformation, corruption, spontaneous sex and femdom.
I guess that to make that work as a periodic rather than constant thing, it'd have to be some kind of were-succubus scenario.

>>7174038
E

So wyr:

A: give any woman within 5 metres a top-level orgasm at will (holding it for multiple orgasms), ranking amongst the strongest she's ever had, as long as she's not driving or operating heavy machinery. Nobody notices or remembers this happening, though things like the afterglow, increased feelings of affection and release in tension persist. The more time you spend around a given woman without using this ability, the higher the chance of it going off unbidden, averaging to about once a week for people you see a lot.

B: You experience the strongest ever orgasm of each person you touch skin-to-skin. You have to do this for every person you touch, with no skipping, but can choose to store it for a period of up to 24 hours after which it goes off automatically. You can also choose to experience it in your own body or theirs (as it was at the time of the sex) to see what that is like.

>>7174248
A would be pretty fun.

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>>7174248
A, pic related.

>>7174038
I feel Bad would be best in this.

>>7173407
A. A job's a job and there's no shame in cheap, pulpy entertainment.
>>7173447
B, hug my grandmother and never touch another woman.
>>7173451
C sounds hilarious more than anything
>>7173823
B will make life much more interesting.
>>7174038
B. Good thing about my self-imposed isolation.
>>7174248
A. I think I'll be able to make a few friends.


Would you rather

A: though black magic masquerading as experimental science you are genderswapped and given a dickgirl variant of the new you as a slave. If you're ugly your attractiveness will be bumped up to somewhere between plain and cute. The slave is obedient to a fault and will do whatever you tell it to even at the certain risk of its own life. Its only true desire is to impregnate you, though once you're knocked up it won't desire sex until you're biologically ready to have more. It doesn't care what happens to them as long as you go though with it and give birth. It will follow the orders of others, but only if you explicitly okay that person; it doesn't apply to organizations like say, the police.

B: have access to an alternate dimension that not only can you enter and exit at will, you can also cast people inside of it where they will have to fight their way out. That alternate dimension is the R-Zone. It's like our own dimension except everything is red, blurry, and infinitely terrifying and evil. The creatures that dwell within don't so much move as violently jerk to and fro, and are nearly impossible to kill and can violently obliterate skeletons by brushing against you. EvErYtHiNg AlSo SoUnDs ExTrEmEly WaRpEd AnD dIsOrIeNtInG aNd WiLl MaKe YoU FeEl IlL iN sEcOnDs. Even if you don't willing venture inside you'll go there when you sleep. You can't will people out besides yourself.

Erected from the ocean, a new island nation springs up overnight. Roughly 3/4th the size of Australia but with a wet, tropical climate it becomes a popular tourist destination and you have a ticket and hotel arrangement. Strangely the men that go there rarely ever come back. It is because...

1: any man can find a pretty, loyal girl to marry. We're not talking about women after green cards to escape, we're not talking about rich dorks finding gold diggers, we're talking genuine love. A hunchback with a plethora of deformities and sicknesses who has developed a bitter attitude, a beanpole autistic savant that can talk for hours about giant robots but nothing else, and a high school dropout and aspiring eSports athlete who is 300 lbs of drive-thru burritos can all go and within a week find themselves girlfriends even if they ignored or outright avoided women. No, seriously, it's impossible to not get laid even if you are a paraplegic celibate monk setting up a monastery in the middle of a jungle. Be warned that everything but food costs a fortune.

2: to the pleasant surprise of women's rights activists the entire government is ran by women, as is the military leadership. Something about the island has a feminizing effect where men who visit will turn into traps if they stay any longer than a short business trip and babies always end up female. Even the most violent, misogynist jihadist will become a mellow, borderline saccharine femboy with a taste for gothic lolita and cuddling. You have been invited to fuck as many women as possible in as short of time as possible. You'll be put on a plethora of aphrodisiacs and erection maintainers and set wild on the most beautiful women you will ever meet on the best week you will ever experience. You can stay but I would strongly advise against it.

>>7175178
A, if only because I don't like the sound of having nightmares every night.
>>7175484
1. I might not get as much pussy but I'll have it consistently.

WYR live in a world where,

A) Cum is the most common fetish for females. Women just love cum, the smell, taste, everything about cum. Women love giving blowjobs, and eating cum, love being covered in cum, everything about cum they love. Because of this, guys cum an extreme amount of cum when they do. We ware talking about between one and four liters of cum per orgasm,with drugs out there that vastly increases volume for cum farming for cum based products and drinks. Chicks don't really care about cock size, it is all about ball size, and how much you cum. Showing off your bulge is on par with women's cleavage. It's no uncommon for female friends to want to give blowjobs and tittyfucks to their friends to get cum.

B) Lactation is the most common fetish for men. Men loving everything about breast milk, the smell, taste, everything, to the point that almost all dairy is now breast milk, with cow milk being on par with goat milk for uses in mainly cheeses. Because of this lactation fetish, practically every woman is constantly lactating. Due to this, female breasts are all massive to store the amounts of milk they produce in a day, between one and four liters of milk per day, with drugs out there that vastly increases production for sling milk, as well as to give flavors straight from the breast. Due to the massive production rate for most women, it's common for them to get friends to suck on them to release so of te building pressure during the day.

>>7154572
...this is actually a tough one.

either I become ruler of the combine, or I advance VR by several decades.

>>7145290
A without a doubt, who cares about romance anyway?

>>7165693
>Symmetra will be playful, ditzy bimbo

I almost have to pick A purely because I want to see this.

Would you rather...

A: Perfect emotion match- true love- The One
But they are not into to any of your fetishes, They will try but you can see they are in no way into it.

B: The perfect sexual match-
Into every fetish you are and flawless sexual harmony. Her personality annoys the hell out of you.

>>7176021
A sounds very nice.
>>7176736
A. Considering that I'm here I assume her tastes will be very vanilla and she'll be a submissive fish in bed. But if it means I won't be SO FUCKING LONELY I can live with that.

Would you rather:

A: have your faith vindicated. One second you're in the way of a runaway bus and the next you're standing in front of the pearly gates. You are a believing Christian so they have to let you in, but you have been a very poor example of one so a compromise has to be made. It is decided that while you will live in Heaven you will have a part-time job in Hell taking caring for the pets of the damned. As they haven't actually done anything to deserve their fate you won't have to torture them, only the normal things such as feeding them, getting them exercise, and cleaning out the kennels. Your specialty is dogs, namely Blondie (who really misses her Fueher.) There is never a dull day, which is good because you'll be doing it for the rest of eternity.

B: be able to re-distribute attractiveness across body parts. You can, in a typical example, make it so that a woman with a perfect body but a horrifying face would instead have a great body and an okay face. A man with impressive muscles but a tiny dick could have his member enhanced at the cost of his strength. A woman with a heavenly pillowy rack but a lower body like somebody who just escaped from a concentration camp could have the fluff run down the body for a more proportional figure. Benefits brought from surgery do not count, so if she got a facelift she can't draw from that. It cannot be distributed between persons and cannot be done to yourself. If somebody is unbearably ugly allover it's no use trying to fix them.

Would you rather:

A: your religion becomes 100% real and you are capable of making all kinds of miracles happen, there's no human desire you're not incapable of granting and there's no fucking roman empire/deus vult capable of stoping you the catch is in order to keep your powers you have to remain virgin for all your life you can't fap either however you can use your powers to help vanishing any kind of sexual desire or temptation evil throws at you.

B: you become a magic user. not just a simple magic user you become a fucking reality bending machine of lazors explosions flames psicokinesis DBZ anihilation powers unavailable to even the most powerful of the anime protagonists but you have to start to the very bottom of the magic from shooting only sparks from your fingers in order to get stronger you have to get laid you get stronger every time to do so and you can even use your curent powers to make it easy however your appearence is exactly the one you have right now.

>>7174017
>B, what if I chose Evangelion?

This, but without a sore loser being able to up and murder the opposition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcV0bK1UwCg

Would you rather:
A) You become a certain species of succubus. Eleven foot tall, skinny/athletic build with long but powerful limbs, small tits, powerful crushing fangs, claws, talons, camouflage skin capable of assuming any color or pattern faster than a computer screen, completely red sclera and iris with owl-tier night vision and eagle-tier eyesight, cow's tail, the ability to squeeze through basketball-sized holes at rapid speeds and tennisball-sized ones over a period of 5 minutes, the ability to leap over 10 meters vertically and 30 meters horizontally (not to mention your climbing speed), and a prehensile vagina, capable of extending up to 40 centimeters, grabbing and manipulating objects as well as a hand and lifting up to 100 kilograms. In short, you are a total predator. Any children you have, and you may become fertile and infertile at will, will be female and similar to yourself. You are strictly carnivorous, immune to all diseases, toxins, poisons, and other chemical-biological health hazards, and for every 5 ml semen (according to the world health organization, the average ejaculate is 3.7 ml) you ingest into your orifices, your normally human-length lifespan will increase by one day. You can still be killed by physical force, burning, drowning, etc, but all non-lethal wounds generally heal over time, unless you were dismembered or similar. You are transported back in time to 11th century germany, somewhere in the black forest. Remember that you look scary as fuck to townsfolk and the religious and generally everyone, and you probably can't speak any medieval languages, so you're probably going to have a very hostile relationship with anyone you come across.


Cont(1/2)

>>7178090
B) You become a host for a colony of butterfly larvae. Your entire back, upper arms, stomach and hair has cute caterpillar-looking worms burrowed into your flesh in large but somehow harmless indentations, where they feed off your metabolism, but sometimes emerge and crawl around on your body for a brief period. Having the colony inside you does not feel disgusting, but warm and sometimes tingly. After two months, they emerge as very beautiful butterflies. The butterflies are a hivemind of roughly human intelligence, and views you as its parent. Since infested, you start to grow strange growths on your chest, and after hatching these automatically unfurl three times a day into several beautiful flower-looking large fleshy blooms that cover your chest, as well as your neck, crotch and parts of your face, which the butterflies feed. This feeding process is incredibly pleasurable, causing you to have multiple earth-shattering orgasms. As a plus, the butterflies secrete a supremely useful enzyme, which you can sell to biotechnology companies for a million dollars every day. Any butterflies which die or are lost are regrown as larvae as a continuous process. As a bonus, any person you ejaculate into gain their own colony.

WyR

A: A tribe is discovered in the middle of nowhere and some idiot busybody's first response is to take them away and try and integrate them into modern society. You are given custody of an attractive young woman of dark complexion. She's tall, a bit over 6' tall in fact, and she's convinced everybody else is a midget of some kind. She is confused and terrified of technology to the point where she will refuse to flush the toilet because she's convinced she'll get sucked in. She also has some bizarre religious beliefs that you be severely punished for not going along with, such as thinking sex during her period pleases some kind of moon deity and killing any stray animals (or wandering pets) she can catch as sacrifice to supposedly ward off famine.

B: Be a male relationship prostitute. Women pay you to go to events with them such as concerts and reunions so they don't look so lonely and weird. Considering that they couldn't find a single man to go willingly you can bet your clients are not exactly desirable. Imagine going with some beast in a Rascal scooter to her parents' house and pretending to be her boyfriend and assuaging their fears or a green-haired lunatic dragging you to her sister's wedding so their ultra-religious parents don't think she's a lesbian and write her out of the will. You won't have sex with them, not that you would want to, but you will have to make out with them in front of people to show that you're "serious." Your employer has an emergency app on your phone in case things go haywire.

>>7177166

B seems like the better option here, but important question. Would the sex have to be dick in pussy sex with a woman, or could I just go get railed up the ass by a bunch of guys and have my powers grow that way? Because honestly that's a whole lot easier.

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Would you rather:

A: Have a perfect girlfriend/boyfriend, extremely beautiful, intelligent, cute, talented caring and loves you more than anything else. But has the fetish you hate the most and you have to do it or end of relationship

B: A completely bitch of a girlfriend/boyfriend, is rude, has no manners, is horrible at school, never does something to you and always treats you bad, however they are the most beautiful thing you've ever met and has all the fetishes you like and are willing to make reality during sex

Only gonna answer the first few because hell no I'm not gonna read all that.

>>7141589
B.
>>7141670
BBBBBBBB
>>7141686
BBBBBBBB2
>>7141695
A
>>7141748
A
>>7142364
A

>>7178507
A, I don't hate any fetishes, there just are those that don't do anything for me. I don't get people who actually hate fetishes.

>>7178512
Scat and piss fetish is a thing and most of the people really hate it, so for the most of them it would be this one. Slavery and torture are also fetishes so watch out

>>7178512
Counterpoint: Some fetishes are literally harmful.

Like if they want to take a dump in your mouth. (Grossness aside, you can get sick from that)

Or someone who legit has a bloodplay or body mutilation fetish.


That's why I really hate "fetish you hate most" as a qualifier because logically it'd go right for crazy ass extreme stuff like that.

>>7178512
I can easily think up fetishes that make B the only option: gore, vore, cuckshit, the list goes on and on. You haven't been on the Internet long enough.

>>7178618
I don't hate those though. Obviously they would be bad to experience first hand but I don't have any bad feelings towards them (guro can actually be cool sometimes, though more artistically than erotically).

B

Wyr:
A: Swap your body below your neck with a random milf you personally know or
B: swap your head with her so you have her appearance but your body remains the same

>>7179737
A

>>7143544
Yes.

>>7165693
What happens with option B if someone fucks a 18 years old girl, if doing a MILF will turn one into a loli?
It's a proportional or straight age reduction?

>>7179810
It goes grandma → MILF → loli → toddler but if you're an absolute madman and do fuck a toddler (or younger) it won't have any normal effect aside from making you an awful person.

>>7145406
B. I would trap everyone forever in the deliciousness of my delicate feminine penis.

WyR

A: a communist revolution begins and succeeds the United States, with satellite states soon spreading to cover both American continents. The North American People's Republic's defining features are the "redistribution of sex" where people are assigned points based on desirability (and party loyalty is unofficially factored in) and paired up with the idea that pussy is a necessity to be rationed like food, and an extreme technophobia where outside of military installations and hospitals you will almost never see a computer. At least there's "free" university and all that jazz.

B: you have transformational magic that can only be used when being filmed. The obvious use of this is to make porno literally nobody else can and corner the market. You can make brutal snuff smut and bring the girl right back to life with no harm done or have real lesbian lamias coil around each other in a way only repeatable by the special effects budget of a Hollywood blockbuster. You can also do innocuous things like magic shows, but would you really waste your talent like that?