Dick tail thread

>>7123337
>Life is like a hurricane here in Dickburg
>Mom-doms, Futas, Gender-Bending, it's a dick-blur!
>Might solve a mystery
>Or rewrite history!

>DickTales! Woo-oo!
>Everyday they're out there fucking
>DickTales! Woo-oo!
>Traps of daring do bad and good
>Lick Tales!

>D-d-d danger lurks behind you
>There's /d/egenerates out to find you
>What to do, just suck on to some...

>DickTales! Woo-oo!
>Everyday they're out there fucking
>DickTales! Woo-oo!
>Traps of daring do bad and good
>DickTales! Woo-oo!

>Not pony tales or cotton tales, no,
>DickTales! Woo-oo!

>>7123356
OP approves

>>7123356
immediately came to mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40

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am i doing it right?

>>7123344
>this position is really comfy for me

Immersion broken.

>>7123875
i know right

Public service announcement: Don't actually try to do this. Someone broke their dick in one of these threads.

>>7123940
wat

>>7123951
You can damage your dick tyring to have an erection pointing downwards. Your penis also has elasticity so it is possible to slowly acclimate yourself to being able to do this position.

>>7123967
Do you have a degree in dicknolegy?

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Well you said dick tail, so here's a pair.

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>>7124169
like this?

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>>7124272
Yes, we need more pictures of dick tails or tail dicks or whatever.

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>>7123356
Well that's gonna be stuck in my head for the next 3 days, thanks a lot, /d/.

>>7124272
Op here, not what i had in mind but fuck it. Sure

>>7123875
but why

>>7123967
I used to do this

>>7124886
necro really is a dick

>>7124900
I thought the tail was something she had complete control over and wasn't necro or was its own entity.

>>7123337
do you like big taildicks anon?

>>7123967
Joke's on you, my dick already angled downwards when I have an erection! Ha!

>>7123675
Moar literal dicktails

>>7123940
Oh good was just about to try this

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>>7124927
Not really, i've just accepted this as my punishment for failing to adequately name my thread

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does this count?

>>7123337
so this is what this position is called

>>7126377
underrated post,extra points just because of clever wordplay

>>7123973
Not the anon that did it in a thread but I can confirm, I have hospitalised myself pushing an erection down

>>7129534
who is this god awful artist and why does he always forget to add the nose?

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>>7129618

Nitrotitan is an amazing artist. Not all of his drawings lack noses.

Also I know this isn't within the theme of the thread but someone had to call this idiot out.