Pic below is the new you.
You're a sexy bimbo bitch
I wanna be cute
>>7099937
Please something without a dick.
Now you suck BOC for the rest of your life!
Have fun
>>7099956
Let's try this again...
Your penis requires new physical therapy from the local RN who specializes in foot massage.
You watch your calories like a hawk and get plenty of exercise, and yet you feel yourself getting bigger and softer by the second.
Your girlfriend doesn't mind, though.
>>7099876
Make me something cute please.
Sure, you can have my body for a while, guys say i'm cute.
Anyone out there that's blonde and want to give me their body? Wouldn't mind giving it a try (but don't be surprised if i smoke in your body though).
Evens left
Odd right
>>7100461
>Say i'll probably smoke in your body
>Put me in a fairy the size of a cigarette
Well played...
pls make me a futa
Someone has to give all the milk /d/ needs. So it's your job now.
Odds = left
Evens = middle
Dubs or zero = right
5 inch or less = left
5.1 inch or higher = right
You're her favourite pair.
Sorry, you are now controlled by a delightful alien symbiote.
You get to be a cute arachne who produces tons of eggs, but needs the help of other women to incubate them.
The good news is that you don't need to go to work anymore and you get to hang out with your friends all the time
The bad news is that pets don't need clothing and are not allowed outside of their box
Careful not to trip with all those extra feet.
>>7101186
>Minnesota is Somalia
Just too true. I really wish it didn't have to be this way.
>>7101207
Take this instead
Good news! You're an entrepreneur now
At least the tips are good!
>>7101320
You have to milk your giant cock every morning or else you'll be horny and leaking the whole day.
It's a hassle, but at least you never have to bother making breakfast.
You are now a housewife with a husband who loves to keep you disciplined.
>>7101445
You are the sentient cunt squid.
>>7100467
you are a hard working maid
>>7101772
You are a qt lamia
You are trying your best.
Come on, it's still possible to catch up!
>>7101810
you love to provide medical and morale support to your teammates!
>>7101827
That seems very fitting since I almost always play heal stick in D&D and Pathfinder. I guess I'm a natural heal slut.
>>7101827
You worship the dark gods.
You'll become a special contortionist whose only purpose is to be used.
You become a fairy. At least you know some dance moves.
If you don't relieve yourself multiple times a day, your balls will make it difficult to move, and you'll constantly be leaking.
>>7101960
Could be worse definitely.
>>7101961
If my post ends in 1-3 you'll be the left one being served by everyone.
If it ends in 4-7, you'll be the middle one serving everyone.
If my post ends in 8-0, you'll be the right one, just a boring orc who only will be invited for some christmas fucks and tidying up everything rest of the year.
>>7101986
Please no men
>>7102144
>>7102148
I never played skyrim, what is pic related about the game?
I'm curious
Enjoy the bedroom games tonight.
>>7100468
You don't have any rights other than the right to milk every cock you see, you get weekends off though so that's nice.
>>7102166
Absolutely nothing to my knowledge someone just humanized Almost-Night Twinkle-Toes and stuck her on there.
The game just rereleased on next gen consoles but if you can play it on PC that's the only place you should
God forgive me.
Big dick! I wonder if you'll ever get the chance to use it
>>7102469
Fair-skinned people generally don't last long where I'm from.
Whoops
>>7099912
those would be heavy as all shit and you wouldn't be able to wear anything
Oh no! Now you're 2 swole 2 control!
>>7101411
I want a body that can satisfy her please
>>7102728
Gonna blow~!
Your a gasy skunk girl now
>>7102759
You now have quite an appetite!
What is one supposed to do as a 1000-year old loli? The hell I know, it's up to you.
>>7102762
You keep working out, but never quite seem to lose that fat ass.
Whenever you pop a stiffy or think lewd thoughts, you gotta rub one out. doesn't matter where you are.
and it's not always quick.
>>7102855
Momiji is you; she has to get sexual pleasure every 2 hours. At a full moon, you become consumed with lust.
Pls monstergirl; preferably like a hellhound or neko.... mainly because it would be cool.... please be generous kind anon.
>>7102922
have a monsterboy
I just want to be a cute girl with huge tits and live a normal life
>>7102978
Sure thing, although leading a normal life with tits like these is probably just a pipe dream
Request: just fuck me up
You become a semen demon.
Something female, please?
>>7103321
>>7103427
Odds: Left
Evens: Right
Sneksy.
To whomever decides my fate, pick the most bizarre, extreme, humiliating image you can get without being banned. My fate is in your hands, anon...
You don't get god like powers with that but you can't bring yourself to do anything violent
Snek cloaca
>>7103633
misclick
Tell me how it tastes, anon.
>>7103654
Most Demons ossess the natural charisma to make a man do anything they (the demon) please. Your problem, though, is that you have the kind of personality that means you're okay with being used any way a man may please.
Odd twist of circumstances, that.
>>7103537
that snek is constantly twisting in the same direction and it bothers me
someday she will twist her tail off and she wil be a very sad snek.
fuck me up good, senpai. give me your filthiest shit. and not that haha 'handholding is sick' fakepost stuff, i mean REALLY give it to me.
>>7104193
Happy wedding day.
>>7104232
>>7104357
>>7104522
You just lost your hands for making someone skeletor. I hope you're happy.
>>7104002
Sauce?
>>7103998
sauce?
You wake up to find that you're actually a female clone of yourself, and proceed to be fucked and seeded by your male self.
>>7104825
>>7104834
wow you literally always smell bad. take a bath or something.
>>7105023
You didnt see how Kerrigan got filled up
>>7104536
prove it fgt
The girl
Look forward to roaming the night in search of food from now on, big kitty
>>7105344
gratz
Enjoy being a large chested gyaru slut.