Fart Fetish & Ass Smelling Thread

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>irl experiences welcome
fuck off you cunt.

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translatoin?

>>7018362

I'm posting the link to the only two videos out there as far as I know.
https://mega.nz/#F!GNAHFTTI!rMnwAtJFUveYbg_U3t1tGQ

I've never been part of the project, I did contribute some fart audio I made (and was inspired to create the rest of my ditties).
The gameanon as far as I know, has fallen off the face of the net. He was complaining of horrible work shifts, last I checked, but I only communicated with him on /d/ so I dunno. A pity.

GChris is making a fart visual novel with Leshawk artwork (mostly) if that's your thing. I haven't checked it out personally, but links are on his deviantart journal page.

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Shame, coming from the vid it would have been nice to see at least where he left off.

>>7018619
Fuck off. I need a good irl fart stories nuggers

>>7018619

uhh.. what's the problem?

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>>7018619
eyyyy diss guy is angry for no reason!

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This peach is a little ripe.

>>7019142

ooh love pics like this - just normal girls in normal situations releasing their gas

>>7018940
>>7019109
>>7019142
this is /d/, get your 3DPD shit out of here

Sure is shitty western in here. Take that garbage to /aco/

>>7018565
>>No poop

Too late. It's shit in airborne form.

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>>7019316
just for you my man

>>7019305
is that the girl from New Game?

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>>7019377
damn

I mean people fantasize about being farted on by a giant lady, but imagine how terrifying it would be, as made evident by this image

>>7019318

Welcome back

Irl experience:

>Fooling around with ex-girlfriend
>Eating her out, her ass is on the bed right now
>Ask her to flip over
>Ass and pussy are in the air, start eating her pussy from behind
>Nose close enough to her ass to smell it
>It smells like... an ass. Kinda poopy.

Frankly, not as hot as I envisioned it. And yet I still frequently masturbate to all manner of ass fantasies.

>>7019690
eat her ass after scrubbing with soap

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Anyone has stories of trying out their fetish with their gf/bf for the first time and how it felt? Especially farts on face.
I always had a weird interest for that fetish but repulsion at the same time, I know that my gf wants to try it out but I'm worried about how it's going to feel. Plus, I'm not into bad smells and I'm not into scat.

>>7019690
If it smells poopy, it probably means she needs to clean her butt better.

>>7019377

she has hair growing inside her rectum?

>>7019899
>I always had a weird interest for that fetish but repulsion at the same time, I know that my gf wants to try it out but I'm worried about how it's going to feel. Plus, I'm not into bad smells and I'm not into scat.

i'm not interested in experiencing it in real life at all. purely a fantasy thing for me desu.

My story archives:
Volume 1: http://pastebin.com/Ytg6swiu
Volume 2: http://pastebin.com/HLSBiT4U
Volume 3: http://pastebin.com/k0tnsccr
Volume 4: http://pastebin.com/ib1jumpR
Volume 5: http://pastebin.com/6RJpyxyA

Collection of my IRL fart experiences.

>>7020062
You lucky fuck, you don't know what I'd give to be in your situation

>>7020342

have you experienced it irl at all? the few times i have by accident it was horrible.

I'm glad you asked, because now I can say something I've wanted to say for a long time: Why must every weird fetish artist try to be so god damn witty all the time? There are more puns than bellies in many a stuffing comic, and especially when English obviously isn't the creator's mother tongue, the cringefest is guaranteed. It's fap material you're making, not the fucking Far Side. Humor is a way to justify the material beyond its obvious purpose, and that's cringey in the same way as conventions where everyone insists it's non-sexual and they're all worth just as much as any other person, something that should go without saying if it actually were the case. So stop trying to be funny. That's step one.

There are a few exceptions, but they are all in the top tier, so they get away with it. Most of you don't.

>>7019259
Protip: if you can't handle it in real life, then you don't have the fetish and need to fuck off with your fake ass stance.

>>7019318
nice

>>7019377
holy shit, now this captures the true horror and beauty of what it would be like shrunk down and shoved inside the asshole of a hot chick and farted on.

Congrats on finding this pic or making it.

>>7019899
>your GF is willing to try it out on her own free will?

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>>7020683
That's what she said at least, but it didn't happen yet.
Though she already farts in front of me all the time (convinced her because she was in pain from holding it in).
She's not into it though.
Not yet. :^)

>>7018895
Somone call me?

The game's not dead. Just stuck until i have the time to work on it.

Too many ideas to quit, but not getting the time to work on it..

What happened to smeo2020?

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>>7019377
Terrifying and erotic at the same time.

>Audio Update.
This is the main archive. Bookmark this as I frequently prune links.
https://mega.nz/#F!TA5jHYJR!00tT2ZlaU38mvDvo-L8SXQ

>NEW! Aiyako needs to go? (Drifter91 OC)
Pic very related.
https://mega.nz/#F!2IQ1BZ7I!_unBUkSK0bstz4Dwlmth8A

This has 'quite a few' variations, so I'll spread them over several posts.
>Original (Goes with the pic exactly)
https://mega.nz/#!eVYH2bCa!i1LQz0NSZN-guV7G4f2pyt-W2pfLA2FjVqcTqKUYpJg
>Farting Above the bed
https://mega.nz/#!2AwzzJRB!XxEZR64O8Ei7A0JFfcm3pmKCAhKq34smIf9s7-cnSLM
>Farting With No Bed
https://mega.nz/#!zE5yxKwD!hcMKKbfGvnpNRV6tOZtEABK6g-DCXS6tIhp3LaIat7A
>Farting In Bathroom
https://mega.nz/#!vU5mlapb!hrs17IaIEz30WscCBfXYrqj-dJRpTTJfJWOwyhzykdI
>Farting In Public Bathroom
https://mega.nz/#!TYommLoI!TcU59TQd02Op5hjlwwtz1BHGbSbL6RIblXsG7Qm_AmM
>Farting Outdoors
https://mega.nz/#!mVR3iZbC!vBUotA7xENweGqEvfUz9WdL8FSaW_L8w3kTi14Cx524

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>>7022295
Continuing On
>Toilet Fart in bathroom (may or may not be messy)
https://mega.nz/#!qYwViDha!bCI75mdU2Oq869EdQsWbvDCXhobzy3NlF6CmaPXhnT8
>Toilet Fart In Public Bathroom
https://mega.nz/#!HMpxlZhB!1XUjsyFAqJlt4Q-VBPc-dSCHvrduu8DQeY3MoRoMWNI
>"Toilet Fart" Bucket
https://mega.nz/#!fNoxhKjC!mQzIB00zQRGlIlZIE2wYS13Eey-cc3eH8IbjKks35xw
>"Toilet Fart" Bucket Outdoors
https://mega.nz/#!Hdxn0QKY!insMzQoLeSohw9ZSUDlC_-AfePbpHMzz_yq2FI-s46A

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>>7022304
The next are messy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
>Toilet Release in Bathroom
https://mega.nz/#!uARHzCAI!qzj_uNFDlfFF2O_J2DlB8psRwdrXiC0NA-W5qiLm0pU
>'Toilet Release' Bucket
https://mega.nz/#!TNQ3BZIZ!eSdxaS7AjxsIHz-TQiLBVNgQarf5eoSUMd64DzASsxc
>'Toilet Release' Public Bathroom
https://mega.nz/#!nQYgVYqS!eLzLRLyiqPx-QhqcJwnOpW5Ip-ucW-UtPzlsSlIgOPA
>'Toilet Release' Bucket Outdoors
https://mega.nz/#!TNBTnLaS!4zehjnAn3nqJ5-kViEqsKLTNUBMe9Nh4QLK1iSnqWUw

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>>7022312
Final set. Still Messy.
>Dropping Off The Twins (and not Ying or Yuki)
https://mega.nz/#!OYo1iC5R!7d5cdbD5MurdGdEnhomgTH4qBh2SimEebAfihRAkj9c
>Bathroom Edit
https://mega.nz/#!PF5CxaSQ!byLZkpyuBZKGPl4UzuWcAZR-oAZUJRd0RXH0lhvxPRM
>Public Bathroom
https://mega.nz/#!nJpSRb6R!9Ehz6J_8PUYIgZtMpGD1F7WAj8I4CiZX5ERkMPxAxpw
>Outdoors
https://mega.nz/#!uNAlVATR!ongeq654F0jvq9LawH3ZyBfT1pRuaKzExngAIDl8Kto

>>7022295

can't upload webm with sound to /d/ so i posted it in /gif/
>>>/gif/9255734

Choose one:

>Farts from every woman on earth is now highly visible, like an actual cloud of colored gas every time, but there is absolutely no smell to them anymore

Or

>Farts from every woman on earth is now an extremely rare occurrence, they just flat out don't really ever have to do it. However, now all that gas is released all at once on those rare occasions in one massive loud blast of flatulence

>>7018619
Is it safe to assume you have no irl experiences and are angry about it?

>>7022606
Sounds like a lose lose to be honest. Although I'd probably pick the second one, assuming that the one massive blast would be released somewhere where I could smell it and jack off.

>>7018565
Not against it, everyone has their kinks but what about this situation interests you guys?

>Dropping Off The Twins (and not Ying or Yuki)
Well fuck, I didn't expect to see that referenced today, or any day.

-Story 20-
"If anyone I know in real life finds this, I'm thoroughly fucked anyway, so might as well post all the full details about it" edition.

Recent! Sort of. Not really at all. You'll see what I mean. So, ninth grade. A time magical and exciting, where teens started fucking like rabbits and angsty anti-education rhetoric was on the rise.
Algebra.
It was a regular day and I was toiling away at the radicals, expecting nothing different at all from the usual. Boy howdy was I the fuck wrong.
It started with an offhand comment. Then an invasion of the senses. It crept in slowly and began its chemical warfare. It was like someone had taken sulphur and rotten eggs, mashed them together, then done the olfactory equivalent of a DAW import followed by a mass volume increase and an extremely advanced bass boost. Add a Sumo or Sausage Fattener (real audio plugin, amazingly appropriate name) effect to it. That is to say, the scent was thick. Everyone in the room was holding their noses and coughing. People were launching full-fledged investigations Sherlock-style as to the culprit, speaking their ns as ds and their ms as bs through the fingers they clenched upon their noses.
It was very, very close to on par with the art class SBD. It continued through the entirety of the class period, to the point that we were certain of a repeat offender. It was traumatizing.
It was not until a few days ago that I remembered it existed and learned the culprit. Through a discussion with another friend, I learned by proxy that the crime was committed by one of my female friends, and even better: it was just one fart. ONE! People nearly suffocated and the entire class was trapped in the rotten-egg funk. A single fart!
Further discussion with the culprit unveiled that this is "not the first time I've cleared a room." More stories will follow as events warrant.

Archive
http://pastebin.com/9sDF5hsB

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>>7019293
That's too goddamn cute. I recognize the artist but I can't remember his name. Here's one of my favourites, a piece by 13o.

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>>7022771
For me, the scent, the humiliation and a tad bit of cuteness makes female farts lovable. :3

The two previous posts were by me.

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>>7019251
heh, thanks, I'll be sure to try and fine more

>>7020061
yeah thats pretty normal actually

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>>7022606
the first, the smell isn't realy my main and being able to see them would make things a heck of a lot easier!

>>7022606
Neither of these scenario's even have an actual win in them.

like on the first one, do I still hear the bass or feel the pressure of a fart on my face or down my throat?

The massive blast? I would be blown away, literally, and I probably wouldn't be able to smell it as I am in it and will smell like straight sewage. And this fart is coming from every woman. I dunno about you guys, but the female has to look good in order for me to find the fart sexy. I could be walking by some ugly girls and the fart that is occurring would only have the farts of the ugly girls as pictures in my mind instead of one of these sexy anime chick drawings.

>>7023158
I know what you mean, ugly/fat/old girls farting is a boner killer.

>>7021504

I'm dead. I'm busy trying to enter uni AND my drawings are still below average so no. When I actually get good at drawing then maybe I'll start contributing stuff again.

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Who else loves underwater farts?

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>>7023228
yo

>>7023188

But I liked your drawings!

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>>7023253
That one's awesome. ^^

This one isn't underwater but it's also great (warning: death is involved).

>>7018565
do you have more girls farting in a heart shape?

>>7023326
I've seen some on DeviantArt I believe.

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>>7023228
I just like skunk girls farting. Magical girl riru was such a blessing.

>>7023329
Me too, there's a great gif I have to get now to show.

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>>7023329
Love this gif.

>>7023292

same

>>7023141

uhm.. no it's not?

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More Linkle. ^^

>>7023372
I don't understand the appeal of gender swap.

>>7023381
Linkle isn't really a genderswap Link, she's a different character, just with a similar name and outfit.

However, I myself do like genderswaps, I don't know why. I think it's just that seeing a character you know be the opposite gender is interesting.

>>7023358
Yes it is.

>>7019377
Is this from preesoul?

Verb, how's it going? Any updates on the elsword story?

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>>7022666
Yes, Satin, that's correct. However, This isn't the thread for that.

It's for posting cute girls with sticks of broccoli sticking out of their bums. Stories should have their own thread like in /gif/ or /lit/ or something.

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>>7023519
>how's it going?

Decently enough, although work has bit into me and ripped out a chunk.
Haven't had many opportunities to write, buuuut
I do have a good solid idea for the way the Elsword story will fall into place, as in the chain of events etc etc
Good ways to describe things, all that sort of nonsense.

Not sure if this picture is /fart/ related, but I would give anything to bury my face into Tharja's ass and let her rip a big meaty stinky fart.
Tharja or Camilla either or desu

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I was digging in the archives and found this. I remember the borderline shitstorm this caused when it was first posted.

>>7024178
kek. didn't the artist's friend or something come out of a coma?

>>7024178
what's the story behind this?

>>7023564
>Stories should have their own thread like in /gif/ or /lit/ or something

get

out

>>7024178
>fart in a hospital
>get septic shock and die

People who have had girlfriends that indulged this fetish, how did they initially react to it? I got my first serious girlfriend like 3 months ago and I've been afraid of telling her because I'm afraid of how she'll react to it.

>>7024471

Only tell her when you are madly in love with each other, and also don't wait until the honeymoon period wears off. It's best to put it forward at the start during the time you're having the most sex. just go with your gut and don't be an autist and you'll be fine.

I put it forward to mine before we were dating when we were sexting a lot, we did it often for about a year, now the sex has dried up and we are arranging seeing a sex therapist. That's relationships for you.

>>7024169
>Awakening characters farting
Don't do this to me, Verb. I thought Azura was more than enougj, but now the thought of it is making me diamonds

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>>7024203
The creator of those three girls Gchris had like kidney shit to deal with and was super fuckin sick until just recently so leshawk drew his characters in that picture. But he's better now so that's neat I guess

>>7024178

Even with context it's a bit...weird? It feels pretty much like a parody if that makes sense.

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>>7024214
Even /out/ would be a better place for stories. Keep that shit out of /fart/.

At least post an image with your shitposting.

>>7024169

>I do have a good solid idea
Good ways to describe things, all that sort of nonsense.

I'm glad to hear that!

I hope you somewhat enjoy writing it, even if it's pretty crazy and exaggerated.

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>>7024793
Tharja's got a nice and ample ass, couldn't you just imagine what kind of horrid and awful smells could come from it?
Especially since she's always mixing potions and stuff, I'm sure she eats all kinds of exotic ingredients that really screw with her digestive system...

>>7025239
I do like writing it don't worry! Its fun and fresh you know?

This is a few months late but I thought you guys would find it amusing.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/real-time/Cheri-Honkala-plans-Worlds-largest-fart-in-for-Hillary-Clintons-DNC-speech.html

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>>7025347
>tfw no gassy socialist gf who will stuff herself with beans for you

>>7024169
Yo Verb why her booty like 2mm thick in the first image but right size in the second

>>7022304
What would a fart at this scale even be like?

>>7025591

>Find a socialist gf/roommate
>She's cute, a brunette with short hair and freckles, currently in college
>Can't stop bringing up the Revolution though, even during cuddles and meals
>Gets sad if she buys (or sees you buy) shit from large corporations.
>One day spot packaged beans from some worker-owned business
>Buy a shit ton of them, it's pricey but she's so happy with the gift
>"Damn! I knew you'll care about the workers one day!" as she gives you a quick kiss
>Your room smells like rotting vegetables for the next few days as her stomach becomes a hurricane of rancid gas
>She blushes constatntly and she's filled with shame for ripping ass in front of you
>But you keep saying it's absolutely fine! You're cool with her flatulence.
>She gives a soft smile, how thoughtful of you! She lifts her petite ass to the side and rips another one, as you try to hide your glee.
>After all...anything for the Revolution, right?

>>7023320
What game is this?

>>7026144
Skyrim

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>>7022606
I suppose I would prefer the second situation if I could pay a girl to fart for me.

If I was super rich, I would pay a team of girls to fart at the same time.

Have them all fart on the first floor of a multi story building. Nobody gets to exit the building without inhaling the worst fart cloud ever.

Perhaps they could even knock down that building if there were enough women and the note was perfect.

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Decided to draw a pic. I still feel like I still have a long, long way to go though before being even decent at art, so I'm probably not gonna start taking requests until I at least get a little better.

>>7026358
This my first time posting here but I want to say that I don't understand why you beat yourself up over someone elses idea of 'artistic quality'. You are your own person and you have your own style that can't be judged against anyone else. I've always been a fan of your work (at least as soon as I discovered it). What I like the most are the situations, they always seem very unique apart from anyone else. And characters, despite not having time to establish backstory still feel very real. Ooooh and their facial expressions, can't forget about that.

>>7026286
fuck, it's now on my bucket list.

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Hinata being an incredibly gassy mom just makes my whole life.

>>7026461

this 100%

>>7024842

are bagels a known fart inducer or something

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>>7026090
I... I can't betray my country by becoming a dirty commie...

>>7026286

Nah here's what you do. Get a pool, hire a fuckload of women and get them to eat gassy foods, get a big transparent plastic bucket, put it in the water and submerge it then turn it upside down and lift it out if the water almost all the way apart from the rim. Now every time one of the girls has to fart they stick their ass under the bucket so the bubbles rise up and get trapped in the bucket. Keep this going until its entire volume has been replaced with pure fart gas. Dunk your head under and resurface with your head inside the bucket and experience an entire atmosphere comprised of nothing but pure 100% fart gas.

>>7027718
SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW THIS SCENARIO!

>>7027162
No but I was told by the artist personally that it was based on a real life experience with bagels. So much so it became her "trigger" food in a way. :3

>>7028025
Are there any stories of someone discovering a trigger food they didn't know about? Or being forced to adopt a new trigger through some sort of mind control?

No matter what fetish it is, I'm just always most interested in the transformation/acquisition angle of it, if there can be one. Diapers - getting forced into incontinence. Futa - guy being transformed into a futa. Etc.

>>7026461

...thanks for the critique. Yeah, people tend to give a thumbs up to my facial expressions, guess that's pretty cool?

As for my attitude, it's because I wanna avoid being an arrogant cunt like I've seen from other artists, especially those who are somehow allergic to even the lightest critisism. I will concede that artists like that have thought me a valuable lesson, and that's how NOT to act.

>>7027901

While underwater farts are great, I think the idea may need a tad bit of refinement, I feel like it's missing something, but I can't put my finger on it.

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>>7028113

I requested this one, and like that anon said, I really enjoy those expressions, and the bratty attitude you added to Aisha.


Still remember the other request I made?

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>>7027017
Is it just me or has Lazei improved a ton in the last few months? I used to not even like his art but now I would honestly consider commissioning him.

>>7029003
no, still looks the same with the ugly ass matte finishes to the gas and terrible faces

>>7029037
Maybe I just really like these Hinata pictures. Or maybe I'm just desperate enough for halfway decent fart images that I'm lowering my standards like crazy.

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>>7029037
I wonder if it's just one guy whose always triggered when people praise lazei's art. People like art that you don't, get over it already.

>>7027718
I need to write this

>>7029127

Guy keeps mentioning faces, pretty sure it's definetly the same dude over and over

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>>7029003
Arsonisticness here. I commissioned this Hinata stuff! I would definitely encourage you to approach Lazei, too.

He has a lot of range and flexibility in terms of situations and characters; you should have seen the huge list of details I sent him for this commission...dude was like "cool" and didn't bat an eye.

As you can see, everything came out really well. And there's more to be posted. don't really understand the violent dislike towards his art lol. There is....so much worse out there. I honestly think it has something to do with western art being looked down on for some reason.

Here's an alternate version of the gardening pic with different dialogue if ya dig it better.

/d/'s stinkiest tripfag is back!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1znlz2iWtHn

I had all of them uploaded, but I messed up and lost the links ;-;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D57yn0wT3L

>>7029257
Nah the faces do suck most of the time

>>7028417

is all his stuff available somewhere?

>>7029542
Fuck off, this shit's got me Diamonds.

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anyone have any cute non furry skunk girls?

>>7029506
>>7029516
I'm in love. More if you have them and what do they smell like?

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The Hinata saga continues

>>7025720
holy shit, would love to see if he makes it out in time.

Verb, are the stories going well? You've been inactive as of late

>>7023358
I would think you of all people would know, with how much time you spend with your head up your ass.

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>>7029728
I've only got two in my fart fetish folder.

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>>7029728
>>7030600

>>7029728
anywhere i can get cute furry skunk girls?

>>7029725
It sucks

>>7030631
nyoubooru has several.
Also, what other sites aside from nyoubooru and deviantart do the rest of you get your images and whatnot? Been looking for a site with a lot of stuff by Kujira and Aerodynamics.

>>7030602
Oh god a skunkgirl girlfriend would be so freaking cute.

>>7030705
Kujira and Aerodynamics have their own sites. Kujira posts on his one drive and Aerodynamics has a little blog place and a onedrive too.

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>>7030705
I use pixiv for the most part.

I've always dreamed of getting degraded by a women

I'm an 18 year old guy, I'm chubby, pretty ugly, hairy and I've never had a girlfriend. But I've always dreamed of being sexually degraded by a girl of any kind (my age or older) where she makes me eat her ass and sniff her farts. I always masturbate to fart and ass sniffing domination porn and regularly rub my fingers on my own ass, and sniff and lick it while masturbating. I just want to be sexually degraded by either a hot girl or a big beautiful woman and I want both to make me smell and eat their ass and suck their farts. Everyone feel free to degrade me sexually I don't care who you are, just reply something that can degrade me sexually and has something to do with ass and fart sucking and sniffing so that I can shamefully masturbate to it. I will reply if I'm really turned on. Just feel free to degrade me.

>>7030659
I have no idea how you can look at a picture of a curvaceous, fat assed MILF ripping enough ass to clear a building and say "it sucks"

Do you even have this fetish, my dude

>>7030977
The faces suck you retard not the pictures themselves

>>7031033
And faces ARE a major part of the picture. And, I'm not the anon I'm replying to, but I hate the thick matte fart cloud design he always uses...

>>7031039
I am the anon you're replying to and I think the thick fart clouds he draws are good, but maybe that's just a personal preference because I like massive farts that look like you could be suffocated by them

>>7030600
This is so good, I love it when they are forced to take in farts.

>>7030316

never heard of hair inside the rectum. reference please

>>7030960

Oh I'll degrade you, but not sexually. You're revolting and nobody wants to hear about how you sniff your shitty fingers while you jack off.

Get a fucking job, take a break from the Internet, buy some smart clothes and start dating. Come back to reality because you're actually disgusting people in the fetish corner of 4chan for christs sake.

>>7031364
Just by saying bad things and talking ill if me you gave me an erection. Thank you. Are you a guy or girl?

Is anybody willing to talk about fetishes or send videos on kik?

>>7031364
I Just got done masturbating to what you told me. Thanks. Anybody else, if you want to make me feel like a degenerate I'm begging you please go right ahead

>>7024891

so autistic he can't handle some discussion intermingled between pictures lmao

>>7026090
can someone make a comic of this? pure gold

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Nice wall of text yall have here.
It'd be a shame if someone ruined it by actually posting a picture.

>>7026358
Do what I do. Look around at other art, read comics. Find ideas, styles and interesting things you like. Try to emulate it a couple times. In my experience, your style would tend to bounce back to your won personal type even if you do, but you;ll have gained something important every time, whether it's a helpful trick in doing bodies or faces or just having fun.
>>7029003
Lazei has improved a hell of a hell of a lot. In my personal opinion, a face is an important part of any piece of art, (it's why i rarely ever draw pictures where the focus is on the butt, the fart, and only that.) and Lazei needed only to improve his to tie everything together. Much better so in fart art, because despite how many people like seeing a bug ass farting, taking up the screen. I find that they greatly appreciate seeing the expressions too. I think it'spart of the desperation aspect, part of the cuteness or hotness aspect, and partly a lot of other things that each individual would be personally interested in.
Really, I'm curious. What's the best face in your opinion to see in fart art. When she's rippin it behind, and turns, what look do you wanna see?

>>7031772
>What's the best face in your opinion to see in fart art.

different anon here.

nonchalant/nonreactive is best imo. just a girl passing gas as a normal part of her day. perhaps in a follow-up pic she has some mild interest in how it smells and gives the fouled air a little sniff or two, maybe wrinkling her nose a bit. i don't like the super expressive responses, whether it be embarrassment, surprise, relief, whatever. but then again i also don't like the enormous/exaggerated farts either. i would much prefer to see a more mundane, realistic scenarios in which a normal girl is farting. like she's sitting on the couch watching tv and let's out a slow hisser that slowly fills the air, stinking up the room. or sitting at her desk doing homework and cracks a loud one against her wooden seat. lying in bed in the morning and let's out a voluminous deep rumbler that's been building up all night. almost in a voyeuristic style, like we're a fly on the wall and she's on her own letting her gas out.

that's just my personal preference i realize everyone is into different things and don't criticize them for it.

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>>7032012
Like this?

>>7031772
>What's the best face in your opinion to see in fart art.

When it involves femdom, a nice smug smile.

It doesn't matter for anything else.

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>>7032293
What if... It was femdom without a smile. With a face like The Vice President of prison school.

>>7032302
I guess I'm really indifferent on that. When it's without a smile I lean towards what she says, but otherwise it's the smug smile of satisfaction that nails it for me.

>>7032052

yessss

>>7031764
Why are you bothered by it?

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>>7032509
I'd just like to thank arsonisticness and lazei for these images. this is hyper farting done just right.

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>>7032798

>>7032509
>>7032798
Why is her anus so big? Kind of off-putting, it just looks prolapsed

>>7032826
>it just looks prolapsed
It is.

>>7032913
Gross

>>7032800
I get what he was going for but holy shit it looks like she snapped her shoulder.

>>7032921
What did you expect if she's producing that much gas?

>>7032960
That has nothing to do with it, there's tons of hyperfart content with normal anuses. It just ruins the picture to see her asshole turning inside out like that.

>>7032980
I was joking.

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>>7029037
In my opinion he has improved heaps, how could you call this face terrible?

>>7030960
Jeez, how embarrassing. I can assure you that you would hate it if it were to actually happen, especially if I were to be the one farting on you.

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Imagine being gassed by a loli. That would be humiliating.

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God, Lazei is destroying my dick with his Hinata set

>>7033062
milfs are disgusting.

>>7032587

he can't handle things not being exactly the way he wants them to be i.e. literally autism

>>7032980
It's just a big asshole, dude, and its honestly a matter of preference. I dig it.

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>>7032509
Onara no jutsu!

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>>7033065

>>7032922
honestly the fact that she's trying to spray her ass and that the fart is blowing it away makes up for it completely

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>>7033347
I'm glad he just did a farting pic for Hinata, rather than his usual hyper scat

>>7034587
nice

>>7034582
We really need some butt expansion + farting...

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>>7028038
Like this?

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>>7028038
>>7035580
Or this?

What a shame, Razput has deleted his DeviantArt page. I'll miss his style and characters much more than I'll miss James'.

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>>7036200
Didn't attach the picture.

Verb here
Sick as a dog
Went to hospital and get medicine
Will resume writing when possible

Please do not draw any pictures of me recovering whilst girls fart in my room

>>7034582
would love to be that guy with my face shoved so deep in that huge ass with bellowing farts that would expand my stomach a bit if I to attach my lips to that brown eye.

>>7036217

kek'd

>>7035581
Truly amazing

can we get some farting with inflation/preg/big belly?

>>7036217

Elsword guy here.

I hope you get well soon and that it isn't anything serious.

>>7036910
yes please, i don't have any sadly.

>>7018713

damn loli trash

>>7025591
Look for trailer trash

>>7025723

Like the sick winds of pestilence.

>>7029506
>>7029516

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VljotHukqB8

>>7036217
*quietly puts down stylus*
Hey look, a monkey!

>>7036217
*crosses off bucket list*

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Are we allowed to post original art?
The text is a little hard to see though sorry guys

>>7039210

Lighting is a bit dark and the proportions in your arms are too short.

Other than that it's decent for a first time. Keep drawing and you'll definetly improve

Mistress T farted in my face 3 times during a session that was only supposed to involve headscissoring and facesitting before I was allowed to cum.

First one was silent, and I thought it was an accident. Needless to say I insta-bonered. It smelt like typical rotten egg farts, more methaney -- but more potent.

She kept it up and told me to sniff it, sniff it up. She did it while scissoring me, and sitting on my face. I sniffed it all up, and later my own farts smelt like hers.

Vid should be up soon on her C4S!

>>7041373
So this is all that you leave us with?

How much was it?
How long was session?
Does she travel anywhere?
Do you have to record your session with her in order to have her for your services?
Can you request for farting?
Did she warn you that she had to fart or kept going?
Does she have "off limits" or warnings like safe words for the customer?

Please answer those questions and any other questions I can't think of atm.

>>7041373

did she jack you off or did you have to do it yourself?

did her asshole smell before the farts?

>>7041373
>>7043634
>>7044641
You know, we used to have these Gentle Femdom threads.

Until people like you didn't realize this isn't /soc/ and now the mods ban them just because.

There's Western, and then there is 3DPD and then there is actual pornstars. I don't think you get what this board is for.

This would be a great conversation to have in >>>/trash/

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Verb here
Feeling way better, will resume working on the story now.
Thank you Elsword guy for your patience

>>7045351

people are allowed to talk. get over it and stop throwing temper tantrums

>>7045351
Upset that you may be learning to socialize a bit?

>tfw my gf keeps farting and burping all the time
>get turned on by it
I finally get this fetish

>>7045744
What do they smell like/what does she look like?

>>7045744
There's something very innocent and cute about a couple being comfortable enough with each other to just let loose in that regard in the presence of one another.

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>>7045683

Np! Glad you got better.

>>7027718
>tfw you will never get rich by selling rare farts

>>7043634

It was $100, and I app'd to be on film! I wore a mask the entire time. I paid this once, and have been on film twice. Strictly for a screening process.

She doesn't travel for domme / film services as far as I'm aware.

I believe she offers paid-for sessions, I believe.

You can, but on film it was kind of impromptu. I don't think she's super into it.

First one was no warning. She hinted that she was gassy, and she should make me sniff her farts. Then a silent one shot up my nose. It was unexpected, but a pleasant surprise.

The next one was louder, and much more potent.

We didn't get into safe words, just discussed what was and wasn't okay beforehand.

The smell didn't last long, I think I got too greedy and huffed all the gas up.

She did allow me to cum!

>>7044641

She finished me off, we tried to shoot it in my mouth, but I shot a pretty weak load.

It did, I could smell it through her pants.

>>7033021
Not really the best pic to showcase improvement in the face drawing...

>>7045787
I love farting cowgirls, thanks anon.

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Can we make requests in this thread or are we doomed to the draw threads?

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>>7046980
It's a start. How about drawing Call farting, stoic, but still blushing.

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>>7046415
anytime, anon.

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>tfw sexy girl farts killing things is my fetish

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>>7047835
my friend

>>7046258
I personally find the face cute in his D.Va drawings but to each their own.

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>>7047835
Same here man.

Hey Verb, Elsword guy here. How's it going?

Any updates?

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>>7047835
>>7048411
>>7048797
It's a shame this artist is leaving deviantart and is going to delete their stuff. Another good fart artist bites the dust.

>>7051510
Name of this artist? Would like to see before he takes it down

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>>7051535
polar-thunder my dude

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>>7051535
>>7051537
it seems he has taken them down already... well, at least most of his stuff has been posted in this thread.

>>7051510
What a faggot. http://polar-thunder.deviantart.com/journal/Thanks-D-637323380#comments

>>7051574
Wow

Just up for a full month and done already? What a shame.

>>7051574
What kind of prices was he going on for commissions anyway?

>>7051574

I get being pissed off at being unable to secure even a small income, but he comes of as a bit of a twat to be honest.

Does the fact that you can't see farts kill this for any of you guys?

>>7051929
No, but since the smell part doesn't really do much for me and I'm mostly all about the sound/force of the gas/reaction of the girl it would probably be nice if they were visible as well.

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>>7051929
I'm all about the smell and sound/force so not really.

>>7051574
Wow, seriously? So he just gives up drawing because he can't make a hefty profit right off the bat? I am disappoint.

>>7051929
Are we talking real life or the drawings?

If we're talking real life, then no, since the other senses are used to experience the glorious female fart.

If talking drawings, then yes, since we cannot be there to feel the force or smell the fart

tfw no skunk girl gf

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anyone have the pic/story about a goddess using a volcano as a toilet

Who are the best artists taking commissions rn?

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>>7053787
Closest I got, my dude

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Lazei's done it again! Someone commissioned this pic for him to do for my latest story!

http://blastahmastuh.deviantart.com/art/Lunchtime-with-Yuyuko-637157587

Enjoy, folks!

>>7054056
I don't like the way he draws butts and legs.

For you fartists, if someone was ask (and pay) for your art to be in some fetish game would you do it?

>>7054056
The fact that he draws the girls getting visibly aroused by how stinky and powerful the farts are is great... I hope he opens commissions again soon.

>>7054079
I don't like the way he draws

>>7054056
Hey Blast, have you ever thought of doing a story about Okuu?

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>>7054079
>not liking big, soft, squishy butts

I don't get you, anon.

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>>7054215
I love big butts though, his drawing looks like she has 2 giant lumpy tumours in her butt. The art itself is decent other than that.

>>7054181
Hmm...I did consider a story where Okuu has nonstop flatulence from eating boiled eggs all day, but I haven't fully thought of the scenario progression.

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>>7053787
Melina:
The story is the 'Alpha-Omega Tier' of fetish, but is far 'damper' than just farts.
http://nyou.animegirldesp.org/nf/viewstory.php?sid=226&warning=4
The author is ticx on Deviantart, but you have been warned in advance.

>>7053961
My commission. I'm quite fond of it.

>>7053948
"Best" Is relative. The easiest solution is to find the art that you like, and use google to hunt them down and find out more. Too late if you were a Polar Thunder fan

Probably the best thread to ask this.

My bf's birthday is coming up and he wants me to fart for/on him. I want to give him a good time, but I've never really farted around anyone before. I'm also a picky eater, so I don't know what makes me fart.

Can you /fart/icons give me suggestions on how to relax and what I can eat to... perform at my best?

Any help would help.

>>7054324

it's gonna come down to trust. just gotta trust that he actually likes it and let yourself go. i mean, you like the smell of your own farts right? so it's not outside the realm of possibilities

i'd think a picky eater would be more attuned to what makes them fart. there's always the old standbys of beans and cabbage.

>>7054229
I was thinking of something like her gas eventually becomes so powerful, she goes into a sort of meltdown-like farting frenzy, destroying almost anything within her range every time she farts.

>>7054294
this is similar to what i am looking for, but the story isn't the same. the story was framed as like a pacific island goddess who is constipated and the volcano was some kind of god too.

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>>7054112
I can't see why not.

>>7054358
Oh gee, that sounds downright apocalyptic. Though I'm not sure if I can write in such a devastating outcome...

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>>7054056
>>7054079
yyyeah, I get what he's going for in terms of making the cheeks look all wobbly and soft, but they come out looking kinda off.

>>7054734
>looking kinda off
>posts stinkyhugs
pls

>>7054576
You can tone it down if you like. I was going for a nuclear reactor sort of reaction

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Is he getting better, or are my standards lowering because he's the only halfway decent fart artist regularly drawing new stuff?

>>7055336
It's an interesting thought. Have you considered how the story itself progresses?

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>>7055664
Oh, I don't know why people keep asking this. If you look at his art from a year or so a ago you can definitely tell it's gotten better. I mean his art isn't the best, but if you've had this fetish for any length of time you should have seen far worse by now.

>>7055715
I was thinking of the story starting with her eating the boiled eggs and ripping huge farts, obviously. Once she's done eating, she could go to the other character's places to fart all over with her powerful gas. At first, she'll be loving her new power and can control it easily, but as like every meltdown, it'll be too much for her to handle as more gas is built up. Eventually, with all the gas inside her, she'll have no choice but to let it all out and regain some control. Insert nuclear fart destroying the a huge amount of the area she's currently in. Relieved, she farts at around the same magnitude again, happy that she has control over her nuclear farts again.

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>>7049733
>Elswor

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>>7049733
>>7056084
Sorry about that

Anyway
Its looking good, I have a couple of days off and no longer have to wake up at 2am for work.

Sorry for taking so long, getting in the mood to write lewds is a little hard.

>>7054324
IF you're a picky eater, I feel that when you just change your diet around by simply eating the things you're picky about, would make you extremely gassy.

>>7054324
desu
Get some Five Guy's
Cajun Fries
Bacon Cheeseburger with:
Green Peppers
Grilled Mushrooms/Onions
A1 Steak Sauce

I had that today for lunch, and my farts are stinky as fuck.

>>7056168
verb, what did you farts smell like/sound like? have you ever farted on someone?

>>7054324

protein shake and beans

>>7056253
Golly

Well, as the case with everyone it largely depends on what I eat
If I eat something meaty then they get absolutely rancid and disgusting enough for me to hold my breath. Those ones are deep and brassy and feel really warm sometimes.
Other times they're loud and really sudden, I get long ones once in awhile though.
As far as farting on anyone, never have desu

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Green text story from last night

>helping female friend and her mom with computer stuff
>while we're working, her mom makes a bean soup we eat while working
>2 hours later, beans start doing their thing
>out of courtesy, excuse myself to the washroom to fart
>hear mom and friend ripping major ass while I do the same in the washroom laughing at how loud they are
>Finish up in washroom and walk back into living room
>mom and friend both laughing at me making fun of how loud my farts were
>place now reeks of 2 kinds of ass (mine usually don't smell at all)
>spend last hour working while trying to hide obvious erection

>>7056108

Good to hear that! I'm eager to see those obnoxious blasts of destructive gas soon trademark.

>>7056760
>If I eat something meaty then they get absolutely rancid and disgusting enough for me to hold my breath.

Now I have to make a rule 63 mental image of you.

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>>7056929
Oop, did you want some gore to go with the belching?
People getting ripped apart? I'm not quite at the giantess part and I'm about to introduce Rena.

>>7056978

>Oop, did you want some gore to go with the belching? People getting ripped apart?

Sure, why not? Just don't overdo it with these kind of gory descriptions.
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Maybe you could mix putrefaction with that, as in the stench is so strong it kills people by putting them into a state of really fast decomposition.

>>7057051
Sure man, whatever you want, I won't go too much into gore.

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>>7057056

Whatever sounds good to you. I mean, if you're okay with adding that.

>>7053787 Sauce?

>>7057086
its a sketch streamed by Rampage0118
he does a little fart stuff, but alot of it is intertwined with scat, so keep that in mind

>>7056760
tell us more stories with your stinky farts verb :3

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>>7057195
Golly, uhh
Maybe after I finish the Elsword story? Unless you just want some simple greentexts or something.

>>7057211
simple greentexts work, just note the rancid smell :D

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>>7057216
>verbfangirl
>fangirl
>girl
Not very likely but okay...

>having stew tonight with cabbage, beef, squash etc
(the stew is really good but it really messes up my insides)
>produces bubbly malodorous farts that always make me cringe with how disgusting they sound/smell
>stomach rumbles all night, usually followed by a burst of gas
>worst time for it is when I'm laying in bed and accidentally dutch oven myself, sleep with a fan so the smell is always blown in my direction

>>7057239
hot desu

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>>7057413
T-thanks

>tfw stew is out in full force
They're so disgusting, I'm embarrassed

>>7057419
This picture is delicious.

>>7057538
the expression in this is so good, but I always thought the cock in her leggings made it look like she has an ass-tumor.

>>7057083

I'm so happy this became a meme