Painful urethra and foreskin abuse

>>6973760
sauce??

>>6975157
Not sure where i picked those up, sorry

>>6975865
So here's what would happen, take it from a Urologist.

Even if you coated that thing in antiseptic lubricant before it went in there, as soon as it began scratching inside, unless they were the softest bristles ever made, it would be leaving a million tiny little cuts and nicks.

It would bleed almost immediately, which would get the thing stuck. It would get infected even if you went in there with bleach afterwards, because you've basically injected those bristles directly into the urethral lining over and over. If he didn't pass out immediately from the shock, he'd pass out from the pain from being unable to urinate, because your urethra is full of dried blood, became literally too much, and ALL your body wants to do is try and clear that urethra, so its going to go into overdrive trying to flush it out.

So now they're on a huge dose of antibiotics, probably enough that they're either bedridden or wheelchair-bound, undergoing urinary surgery to try to clear out the dried blood, they've got a hose surgically implanted into their bladder so the urine has somewhere to go, and they've got fluids being constantly pumped into them by IV trying to keep their body from dehydrating as it desperately tries to make urine to push through the urethra.

If they don't lose their dick to the infection, their urethra will now be so scarred (even if the surgeons didn't have to perform invasive surgery, the brush would have done that anyway) and swollen, that they might never be able to actually urinate through it again, and thus might forever need a urinary diversion. If their dick DOES rot off, well good news is they can probably piss again, bad news they don't have a dick and it goes fucking everywhere.

Do not shove brushes down your urethra folks. Ever hear the story of the guy who shoved a rose down his dick? This is why that's a bad idea.

>>6978012
I came

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>>6978012
Does this equal a free vagina? Cause I'd love to kill my dick for that x3

>>6978012
you cant stop me fucker

>>6978754
>>6978791
That's ok natural selection will kill off the weak and the retarded. Less faggots around is always good.

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>>6978805
Awe your no fun x3

I just a want a free vagina without having to duck the government bullshit xp

>>6978805
careful, you might cut yourself on all that edge, anon

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>>6978012
What if it were rubber instead of harsh bristles? Would that result in the same pain or something way more pleasurable?

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Obligatory.

I've tried flossing my urethra with buckyballs. The first few times it went okay, didn't feel a lot of pleasure, the last time I did it, I peed blood.

>>6979203
Of all the things you could use, magnets are way up in BAD BAD IDEA territory.

People have ended up in serious medical harm just because they SWALLOWED Bucky balls. Imagine what might happen up your dick.

>>6979203
Friendly reminder, and I'm not a doctor, but if it helps, I'll lie to you and tell you I'm a doctor.

I'm a doctor.*

DON'T STICK THINGS IN YOUR DICK THAT ARE NOT MADE FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF BEING STUCK IN YOUR DICK.

On a similar note.

DON'T IMPROVISE SEX-TOYS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AND DON'T PUT THINGS UP YOUR ASS THAT AREN'T DESIGNED TO GO UP YOUR ASS.

Sorry about that, but please. We've all been in the situation of really wanting something up the ass but being unable to go out and buy something for it, but please. Please, for your safety, and to ensure you don't have a bad even that turns you off to it, only put things inside you that are made to go inside you.

Pretty please?

[*Not a medical doctor.**]

[**Not the other kind, either.]

>>6979486
How about not sticking things up your dick at all?

>>6979491
No sounds?
Sounds like no solution.

>>6978988
You could likely get some medical silicone nops on a sound, but effectively stoppering your body is nigh-impossible.
And moving shit in and out of your dick rapidly is not great. The friction tends to tear the urethral lining, which is ver painful in a gut-wrenching, unsexy way.
Better to put stuff in and rub against it.