Gui/d/e and A/d/vice thread

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Drawing guide? Drawing guide!

Okay, well...

I want to start doing butt stuff, but I suffer frequently from hemorrhoids. Should I be able to stick a plug in there and not worry about it? Or am I destined to never be able to to pleasure my butt...

>>6967367
Probably best to avoid butt stuff while you have hemorrhoids. While you don't have them, probably fine.

Anal sex is a marginal cause of hemorrhoids, if a cause at all. Usually it's something else that causes it, like straining when using the toilet (from constipation) or being overweight.

Guess I might as well throw up my own question.

Does anyone know a fake cum recipe? Some approximation of texture, smell and taste that's safe to use internally. That means no bleach.

>>6967446
http://howtorevenge.com/articles/make-fake-semen/

This might help you out :)

>>6967469
That may work for texture (honestly, the boiled cornstarch alone is what will do that), but egg and yogurt? No. That's not going to match taste or smell. Raw egg also likely hazard.

>>6967469
The comments there are gold

>>6967446
Won't do anything for taste, but if you're looking for fake cum, there are lubes you can go for that are obviously safe internally and aren't going to mess you up if you consume a bit here or there.

How do I make a testicle pump with household items?

>>6967858
Hard plastic cylinder of appropriate size.
Something to create a seal with your penis.
Hand operated air pump.
Rubber hose.
Air-tight sealants to hold it all together.

None of these are household objects. Also, if you mess up you'd probably seriously injure yourself.

Is there a name for the fetish where two people are bound together and forced to fuck each other even though neither of them want to?

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Dumping

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>>6968053
Two people forced to fuck by third party: Rape by Proxy

That's the closest I could figure out.

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>>6967338
I... enjoy my peaches.

Got anymore of these? They're rather informative

>>6968352
anymore of what?

>>6968367
yes

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>>6968096

/jp/ maintains an onahole guide. Might as well throw it up here.

http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a

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Got an actual butt drawing guide.

>>6971710
Makes me wish I had tits.

>>6971795
I have to try this asap

>>6971797
I was looking at a harness bra on Amazon that is shaped like it but out of elastic.
It looked cool.
Also only just realized I wouldn't be able to do this myslef because of the arms, and got really depressed.

>>6971802
I got a girl thats into it. #luck

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I like this one.

How do you find a /d/eviant GF

Found this on the interwebs. Supposedly makes your loads taste better to ease you in for eating your cum the first time.

Also, make this special drink! This drink will enhance your loads, especially their flavor!
Here's the recipe.

>1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
>1 banana, frozen
>1 cup apple juice
>1/2 tsp ginger
>1/2 tsp cinnamon
>1/4 tsp nutmeg
>1/2 tsp vanilla extract
>2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients:
>1 raw egg white
>2 TBS wheat germ
>2 TBS flax seed
>1 shot wheatgrass juice

Any anon willing to do a taste test?

>>6973237
Pineapple juice is widely considered to work for this purpose. Everything else here seems superfluous.

If you want something to "ease you in for eating your cum the first time" then the >>6967469
question is more important.

>>6972534
Reminder to do further research yourself on diet stuff like this! Some information might not be completely accurate, or may have other unmentioned effects!

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>>6972534
>this is literally the trap mode aesthetics graphic

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>>6971866
funnily enough I also came to post that one, find it interesting that I somehow have an alt color version

anything of this sort for enema use, fluids, etc.?

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>>6971866
I also came across one of these guys, I like the art in mine better though :3

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>>6973827
jk on a real note here's some shit

>>6973827
You sick bastard. That is erotic asphyxiation with a possible minor.

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>>6973833
and this

>>6973834
lol luv u 2 bby

>>6972788
try picking up those girls that look average or slightly below average. From my experience ALL of them are a bit /d/irty inside. And if they aren't, they are much easier to persuade than 10/10 girls.

Any way to cum without using either dick or ass?

>>6967367
>>6967392
Also try upping your fiber intake.

>>6974076
What, you mean like hands-free orgasms? There are hypnosis and erotic audio tracks that can get you there.

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Should my chastity belt feel like my balls are swelling from just standing? I started wearing one(only had it on for about 2 hours now) because reasons and I don't know if that's normal or not. Also is there a way or should I have sized the device and the ring to be proportionate to my junk? I feel like it's siting to far forward or something. <_< I thought you could just slip the thing not have to lube up to wear it.

Am I doing this wrong?

I leave this photo in thanks for your help.

>>6974284
Think that means the ring is too small. Had a similar issue but my balls got cool and sorta dark alongside the swelling feeling. Just find a bigger ring or jury rig something, might want to take it off before it does damage too.

>>6974301
https://www.mr-s-leather.com/CB074/holy-trainer-chastity-cock-cage.html

Got one of those, best I can do is warm and slightly expand it. Don't have the cool feeling in my balls, but I don't think I will be sleeping in it either. Any cage recommendations for people who are slightly more endowed.

>>6974238
Thanks, it's exactly the kind of stuff that I need.

>>6974076
Try your nipples. It could take a lot of practice though.

>>6974076
Use clitoris.

>>6973784
I'd like more info on this. Gf has a cum fetish.

>>6975519
I am doubtful of all it's claims.

>>6975519
Could just do this

http://xhamster.com/xembed.php?video=3114633

>>6976589
That doesn't look healthy.

>>6976589

That seems like a next level bad idea....

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>>6975726
it's a thing. eating fresh fruit the morning of helps too. drink like 3 glasses of pineapple juice, lay off the alcohol meat garlic and some other things for a day and it'll taste way better too.

my ex had a cum fetish too so we both took special care with our diets and supplements. especially if you stop masturbating, do kegels and drink lots of water it can be fucking ridiculous how much and how far you can cum.

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>>6974591
Anybody got guys version? Asking for friend

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Science time.

Here's 6 litres of fresh, hot tentacle monster spunk (boiled cornstarch), with a dildo for scale.

>>6974591
>tfw you have an angular long face and high hair line
Is there any hope for me?

Anyone know where I can get a voice modulator or something that I can wear? My voice is decently deep and it would probably give away my crossdressing. I'm not terribly worried abut it being too noticeable, since my clothing is pretty concealing.

I'd love to actually be able to speak and interact with people without blowing the disguise.

>>6978767
You can take voice training lessons, there isn't really modulator that I know of that can change voices from deep to feminine without sounding robotic.
I've found practicing singing higher pitches helped me.

>>6978767
Heres a trick I learned. Put your hand to your throat as you swallow. You'll feel that bit of cartilage or whatever go up. Try and train your muscles to hold that in place up there. Thattl help you get your voice up. That and just training it, little by little. Singing also helps stretch it.

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>>6967338
Of all the characters he could've used as an example...

>>6969827
Read that as "HOW TO A DAMN DRAW FiNE ASS".

>>6979004
Oh? Who'd you have used?

>>6974238
Why don't people get on legit hrt cause the diet part is pretty lol worthy except for red meat avoidance, avoid it stuff is the devil. But spearmint tea and puera mifcra probably spelled that wrong don't work at all. Trust me I'm an idiot who tried herbal hrt you wanna go legit it's much better.

>>6972534
The lewd is a so stupid why would you take things to raise test if you are trying to lower the levels you'll hamper all your progress to being qt.

>>6978542
>dildo for scale
Never change /d/

>>6978542
I'm so proud of you!

>>6978542
what does it smell like? How do you prepare so much in such a small amount of time? What do you do with it once you're done?

>>6979802
It smells slightly like flour, mostly scentless. It's prepared as soon as the water is finished boiling, I did it in 3 sets of 2L. It washes away with water easily.

>>6979995
Yeah but what do you do with it? 6 L is a lot to use.

>>6967392

Cornstarch/thickening agent for the texture

A few drops of Nam Pla fish sauce for the smell.

>>6980024
Use your imagination.

>>6980076
cornstarch is pretty good adhesive, maybe he has some origami to glue

>>6980076
6L is a lot to use for that though Anon...

>>6980024
Two words:
>Bath Time.

>>6980202
Immediately followed by two more words
>Shower Time

>>6980024
Inject up his ass duh that's what I'd do with it or recreate my own bukkake.

>>6979592
Doesn't actual HRT basically turn you into a girl and make you infertile? Also, don't you need to get it prescribed?

I tried the pueraria and saw palmetto combo for about 2 or 3 months, and I definitely started growing boobs... I was too stupid to change the rest of my diet, so I can't speak for the other effects. And I panicked and dropped the stuff once my nipples were just always poking out through my shirt, so I don't know how far it will go, but something definitely was happening.

I'm back to normal now, but I'm convinced that it would've become permanent if I kept it up much longer.

>>6978542
If you put in a few drops of bleach and a good amount of salt, then you can give it an authentic scent and taste.

Obviously you shouldn't drink it, but accidentally swallowing some or getting it in your mouth would be harmless.

>>6980508
I know I'm rly ignorant about this, but can you safely inject this up you ass?
Asking for a friend :^)

>>6971802
You can do it by yourself
without restricting your arms, anon. I just searched for a pentagram harness tutorial and followed that.

>>6980629
Well I'm trans so boob growth was extremely welcome even if it's the chest of a loli lol self med given I'm way to poor to see a doctor and don't really care about being infertile so I buy online. My dad when I was 17 and came out to.him made a tea of licorice, black cahoosh, saw palmetto, spearmint and a whole host of other things his mad scientist brain came up with I was on it for 3 months before saying fuck this nasty drink and getting on real mones so I might be immune to phytoestrogens.

How big were your boobs?

Btw mine are a cups

>>6980657
The fake stuff you can buy you can this stuff probably. About 90 percent of the huge cumshots you see is this stuff just the kind that can be bought.

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>>6979004
Not that guy but this boob tutorial here is bretty good.

>>6981193
Not very big, like I said, I stopped when I noticed my nipples had become visible through my shirt.

It started with my nipples becoming sore, and then I had some small lumps underneath them. I think my right nipple actually formed some breast tissue, because even now after being off the stuff for a good half year or so, it still feels like there's a really thin extra layer of something underneath it. Maybe I'm just imagining that though.

They were really sensitive too, that part was fun. I think about doing it again sometimes just for that... Too much of a commitment though, I'm not trans, I just want to be a qt3.14 for my girlfriend.

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Since this is an advice thread, would it be advised that I stick my dick into one of these?

>>6981501
Unless you're a horse you probably could without anything happening.
I've done it before felt okay.

>>6981507
Okay. Recommend anything such as lube or just go at it regularly?

>>6981516
I didn't but I'm on the small side also can't afford lube.
Also probably want someone to have it stay still, I found just using my hand for pretty meh.

>>6981518
Thanks for the info man. Now I just need to keep an eye out for where to buy one.

>>6973784
I'd done this without much effect.

The other god tier cum stuff suggests a supplement of Pygeum, though that stuff is basically mail order only. Never tried it myself.

I once had a shower head with enough pressure to get some water in there. Didn't try it much because I was worried about a UTI though.

>>6981501
i've used those b4 anon. i kept it in a plastic storage box

it ended up melting

>>6982568
The whole thing?
Did you microwave it, I'm assuming not because that would be dumb.
I've never had these melt.

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I wonder if it's possible to kinda recreate something like this by wearing all but the mask of one of those kigurumi anime "skinsuits" in a skin tone slightly lighter or darker than your own.

How do I get started with butt stuff without a dildo? I can't really hide such a thing right now.

>>6983450
Pens, markers, fingers, cylindrical fruit/veg, handles of screwdrivers.

Pretty much anything can be a dildo, just don't be an idiot when you pick what you use.

Also use lube.

>>6981501
I saw some at the California Science Center in their gift shop. Forgot to buy it on my way out though.

>>6974591
>oblong face
>female
kill me senpai

>>6981501
I've never thought about doing that before but I might have to try it now. I'll have to see if the dollar store still has them.

>>6983450
Start by using your fingers and some lube. If you can't use a proper lube I've found get your fingers wet and using a very small amount of petroleum jelly works extremely well. A gel soap can also work but that shit burns.

>>6983474
non perfume masage oil. 2 bucks half a liter in the drugstore
or get normal fucking lube for butts sake.

best lube on the market. over 60 years of german fetish experience there.
10 bucks lasts 20 sessions.

https://www.amazon.de/KlastchNass-Gleitgel-Anal-240/dp/B009J7B87Y

>>6983474
Cocoa butter works magic for me.

How do i lose only pubic fat? I feel like its taking an inch and half off my dick size

>>6985222
Fat distribution is determined by hormones, and the order in which your body loses that fat while you diet/exercise is usually the exact opposite of what you want it to be, because your body fucking WANTS you to suffer.

The only way to lose it is to lose the overall fat until it's gone. /fit/ should have a bunch of info on it's sticky.

Or you could probably get surgery.

>>6985222
just lose weight lardass.

go to /fit/ and read the fucking sticky

>>6985222
It's the last fat to go in my experience.
If it doesn't go away even a little by 10-7% bodyfat, you might need to just live with it or get surgery senpai

Needing some for an aspiring writefag.

>>6987673
Read, I found it helped me be better at writing.

does anyone have the TKB books on a torrent or mediafire?

>>6976589
Would do if I made six figures and was bored of life

>>6978432
Do you mean like, a girl trying to look like a guy, or just hair advice for guys?
Or hair advice for guys to look like girls, because these also work for that, I've done it actually helped a lot was looking for some hairstyle that would look good and I'm between the heart and diamond shape, so all I really needed were bangs.

>>6967327

I like the idea of this thread.

>>6981501
No. Wife was a nursing assistant for a while. She had to cut one of these off a guy's cock because he was getting a bit too rough and caused the bad kind of swelling to the point where it got stuck and painful.

Just buy a $10-20 stroker from a sex store with lube. They're designed for that use.

>>6981501
depends how big those are, I remember trying with ones I got from a skatecenter but it was too small to really do anything. It would just shoot off when pulling up.

>>6967327
>taking care of a penis
>step 1: don't circumcise it

>>6968065
>>6968066
Are there any guides similar to this for female orgasm?

>>6989096
Step 1: stimulate clit
Step 2: orgasm
Step 3: ????
Step 4: profit.

>>6989032
Well, I fucked up step 1, what's step 2?

>>6973784
>>6975726
>>6978190
Tried this for about a month and it had very little effect.

Started on 1000 mg daily of lecithin and pygeum, no effect after two weeks. Increased it to 1500 mg daily.

No increase in cum amount, no increase in pre-cum amount. Side-effects were a mild tingling sensation in the kegel muscle region and a dull ache in my testicles - like the feeling you get after the initial pain of a stubbed toe fades.

Any cunnilingus guides?

>tfw no guide on how to find gentle femdom girls to be your gf

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>>6989096
>female orgasm
Good one m8

>>6989872
Anime cons.
Places of higher learning.
Not the south.

How can I increase my general libido? Finally I've hit a point in my life where I can utilize my boners, except they ain't what they used to be.

I'm interested in locking clothing items and restraints. So far, I've got gags, hoods, head harnesses, collars, chastity sets involving bras and thigh bands, varying cuffs, diapers/plastic pants, catsuits and heels. Are there any more interesting pieces that I could lock on to hinder me but still remain functional and autonomous?

Also, is there a decent way to lock on flowing garments like dresses without ruining the flowing bit?

For the fake cum lovers out there, titanium dioxide powder might be a good choice for white color. It's used in food and it's used in Bad Dragon's cumlube so it should be fine.
I don't know where you can get it in "hobbyist" size though.

>>6990492
Isn't Titanium dioxide in certain fish? I remember seeing some fish packaging mentioning titanium.

If so would eating a lot of that specific fish work?

>>6990498
Sure you're not thinking of mercury? I'm not seeing anything for that in searches.

At any rate: no, it wouldn't work (I mean I'm not a doctor but) the reason TiO2 is used is becase it *isn't* absorbed into the body easily; it would probably be hazardous otherwise.
I was suggesting it for fake baby gravy, not as a supplement

>>6990517
Shit sorry I misread. I still remember seeing something about titanium in fish. I think it might have been tuna.

I'm fairly certain that titanium dioxide is used in white paint, so I can support the idea of using it for fake jizz.

>>6989652
I know the /gfd/ threads had a couple kicking around.

Nah, titanium dioxide shouldn't be in fish. But it is used in cheap powdered sugar donuts and a lot of white candies.

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best way to cause a ruined orgasm?

>>6989652
Up
>>6970424
>>6970425

I don't feel much of anything when I cum... it's pretty much a weak sensation like letting air out of a balloon.
Is this something I should tell a doctor?
I pretty much only masturbate because I'm a porn fiend /pervert (I tend to sift through hentai in my free time and I have too much free time) and it's like I might as well.

>>6991989
Missed that. Thank you, Anon

>>6991971
Edge for a long ass time then don't touch the dick at all when orgasm is achieved

I know there are those pic to make me cum more, but is there any way to just get bigger balls?

Any inflation guides?

>>6992589
Cum less.

>>6992006
just masturbate less often, take a day off or something.

you could also try cannabis, or some sort of aphrodisiac.

>>6992589
>but is there any way to just get bigger balls?
You can pump like I do.

up

wish there was more shit for pleasuring girls.

>>6990004
Fap less, 2-3 times a week is good, eat healthy and exercise, get 8 hours of sleep, take up swimming, cycling, lifting, or meditation, general health shit, it's not a meme.

If that's too hard just buy Viagra or its variants online. I remember swiping pills from my friend's house (they had it in their fucking med cabinet in the first floor washroom) when I was a teenager and having rock solid erections for 4 hours at a time jerking in my room, ah what I would give to be a kid again.

>>6992006
>his cums don't feel like intravenous speedballs

>>6987756
Yeah, I know. But I'd still like some guides and I've seen some but haven't thought of sving them.

>>6995979
>I've seen some but haven't thought of sving them.
I haven't so I couldn't help there.

>>6976589
>tfw you will never be an anime girl the size of a figure getting covered in massive quantities of semen

So this might be a dumb question but has anybody here ever tried to fuck a watermelon?
Is it actually possible or is it just a meme

>>6998637
why would it not be possible to fuck a watermelon, just cut a hole in it.

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>>6998637
>>6998642
Here you go anon, this is the picture that made me respect electrical engineers.

>>6999115
I didn't know Gallagher wrote his fantasies here

>>6973833
Anyone know what the source is on the image in the background?

I attempted prostate stimulation (butt stuff) for the first time 4 nights ago. It was alright but didn't seem like anything special. I've tried it 4 more times since then and it's gotten more comfortable. But it doesn't feel like its making my orgasms any better.
I wish I read that panty's anal training guide before just now.

Anyways, can you cum from prostate stimulation alone?
I've mainly used my finger, but I tried a improvised small toy today.

I plan on getting a small toy. Mainly looking for prostate stimulation. Any recommendations?

>>6999812
Also are there any real health benefits to prostate massaging?

>>6999816
Its supposed to lower your chances of getting prostate cancer.

>>7000226
i feel like this is a rumor started by guys who enjoy shoving things up their ass, but don't want to be called gay for it.

>>6983421
Ex-sex shop worker here. Silicone likes to bond to itself, so if you have two or more silicone-based toys stored next to each other (or even one that folds onto itself I guess) they will tend to "melt" into each other over time. The downside of keeping your secrets locked away can be a very expensive and useless mess next time you want to play.
If you do have a Toy Chest at home, remember to keep your silicone/plastics wrapped seperately in cloth or silk bags, and always wash your toya before and after use!

>>7000320
Good to know.

>>6987673
read voraciously. read classics and genre and non-fiction; read journalism, which falls into none of these categories. In time, you may be able to winnow works away in scant sentences, but that comes later. for now, read everything you can get your hands on: 4chan, Reddit, and tumblr all have unique grammars and subcultures and mini-language oases, free for the drinking. don't drink reddit though that shit will give you cancer. read poetry for your pose and prose for your prosody.

are you done? have you read everything? no? well, you're not expected to. you are expected to read for the rest of your life.

come back when you can answer the following questions:

Who, exactly, is showing you "fear, in a handful of dust" ?
What was going on with the giant naked rei that became kaworu?
Where should Homestuck have ended?
When did Hal get exposed to the fungus?
Why was he named John mcJohn?

you can't? okay that's fine. but go read all that stuff anyway.

write elegantly. beauty and precision have Exactly the same relationship as beauty and truth. The edge of every single word must slide into the next, and the next next, and so on until the end of the sentence, which you must also twist to the paragraph to the page to the chapter to the work.

don't fuck up. you make a statue by carving away everything that isn't a horse. most never learn the virtue of spareness.

read voraciously, write elegantly. repeat, until you die.

>>7000988
Nigga that gay

>>7001238
this is the dick board.

>>7001291
Hey now, dicks arent inherently gay.

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Any advice on how to make a fake dildo? And don't just say buy a real one.

>>7001895
Get a hairbrush with a solid plastic handle.

>>7001895
Buy a mold of a dick, and some stuff to make silicone or whatever I don't know how it works.
Pour silicone into the mold.
When dry you should have a dildo.

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>>7001957
The problem is most of them have seams. Not ideal for anal...

>>7001895
Could try making it out of duct tape.

>>7001895
Get a bunch of pencils or pens, or similar stiff narrow object. Bundle them together into a nice size, rubber band it or add tape if you want, then cover it all with a sock or two. Add more socks/pencils for more thickness and to get it as hard as you want, then put a condom on it or wrap it with plastic wrap.

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Any idea how to enjoy anal without a prostate? is it just something you get used to or do I just not like it?

I can't get past the 'feels like I'm shitting' feeling

>>7001895
Buy some balloons for balloon animals, put one inside the other then again so you have a 3 layer strong balloon.

Go to walmart and get a caulk gun ($1.00)
get a tube of GE Silicone caulk type II ($6.00)

pump that shit into the center balloon until it's the size you want. If you want to change the shape, use rubber bands to give it a head or whatever you want.

Tie it off and leave it for a few days to cure. When it feels like hard rubber, you can cut the balloons off (or leave them on if you like it more). If the surface is rough, you can sand it smooth. If there are pits, use a popsicle stick and push more caulk into the hole ;^)

If you want colors and shit, you'll have to make a mold somehow and mix acrylic paint, naptha paint thinner, silicone, and corn starch. You can mix it in a cup, find something to use as a core, then slather it on like cake frosting. It will harden into silicone rubber.

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>>7002413
Is that safe to put inside you? Seems like a lot of work for something that'll bern a hole in your ass. Plus, you can't slide twist balloons into each other, I've tried.

I'll share whet I have and maybe you guys can help me improve it. First, I have the handle of a foam nerf sword with the blade cut off. I put a sock over it then a balloon over the sock. It isn't bad, but I'd like it to be more rounted at the tip. That and it doesn't bend. My only other option besides fingers is a double dildo shaped tennis ball thing for dogs. I took the green fuzz off of it because it was really thick, but now it's uneven and has a seem. I used a knife to even it a bit, but I'm still hesitant to use it. Maybe I'll try sanding it.

Any ideas on how to taper the sword cock?

>>7002608
yeah it's just silicone.

Use a condom if you dont trust it.

And you put one balloon over a pencil and roll the second one down over it. Then blow into the outer one to expand it.

>>6991971
Practice, it's all about know what stroke will be your last before it's too far.

I also have got a vibrator to do it pretty good. On a low setting and just letting it touch the bottom of the head.

>>6992006
Edge more, cum less. If you edge 7-10 times before you cum it's way better then if you just grab your dick and stroke it for 5mins and bust a load.

>>7000261
kek

>>7001895
Life hack, find a guy and pull down his pants. Everyone of them has a fake dildo attached to them. Your welcome.

>>6974238
As a fat fuck who has never seriously exercised before, what does it mean with 3x30 and 3x10?

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>>7002981
The first number is how many sets (how many times you do the set number of reps). The second number is how many reps (his many times you do the exercises).

So if it says to do 3x30 squats, you need to do 30 squats 3 times. You can take a short break in between sets.

>>7003025
So just switch legs between sets or move to the next exercise?

Ive never put anything in my butt before, what precautions should I take, what should I start with

pls respond

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>>7003081
If it's an exercise that uses both legs that just take a breather before doing the next set, if it uses on leg than you need to do the whatever the number of reps is on each leg to complete the set.

>>7003084

Make sure you're clean first. Enema until the water comes out clear then proceed. Make sure you have lots of lube and that your hands are well groomed and clean. No long or rough nails.

Rub some lube into the outside of your hole and get in nice and relaxed. Once you feel comfortable, lube your finger up good and slowly penetrate yourself. If it feels dry pull out and add a bit more lube, if it's to thick or is drying out you can spit in your hand and rub in onto your ass. Once one finger is in comfortably , you can proceed to two. If it is uncomfortable or hurts, slow down and regress a finger.

Once you get to three or four you can try whatever toy you have. Lube it up really good then slowly work it in. If you just jam it in like you see in hentai, you'll have a horrible sharp pain in the enterence to your ass and it'll last a while. Plus, you'll have bad hemeroids the next day. If the toy goes in easy, go slow to let your ass adjust. Once you can slide in and out easy, you can pick up the speed.

Also, you won't be able to take a monster cock in your first session. It takes lots of practice over many different sessions to do that.

Here's some things to watch out for. If your stomach is funky or your last shit was liquidy, don't do anal. Only do it if you clean out after a solid dump. Anal isn't as spontaneous as it seems. Also, there's another sphincter about 6 inches in to your ass. It hurts if you ram into it, so don't proceed with caution until you know where it is. If you want to go further than it, you'll need to add a lot more lube and get something that can bend. It'll straitened out an "S" shape in your bowels and give another couple inches to your rectum.

Hope that helped.

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>>7003158
I forget something. Make sure whatever you use has a flavored base or has enough room for you to hold onto it (like a double dildo). You don't want it getting stuck in your ass.

Anal isn't like vaginal sex. A pussy is like a slippery sleeve dicks can slide into. An anus has a tight ring at the beginning then turns into soft fluffy clouds of bowels. If something goes past the ring it'll get stuck and go further into the clouds.

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>>7003182
Fuckin' auto correct. Flaired base.

>>7002324
>without a prostate
enjoy your diapers.

>>7003158
As someone who had never done (received) anal before recently, I was really surprised to find out that the enema thing is something that's actually pretty essential.

Also, I discovered at the same time (since my partner was much more experienced) that having your partner administer the enemas is in itself a surprisingly arousing experience, even though I didn't expect it to be.

>>7003404
also there's a half-interesting story behind that. almost /d/-worthy

>>7003407
>almost /d/-worthy
Entirely /d/-worthy
Tell it anon.

>>7003413
Eh. I turned 21 recently and have a shitty sex life, which is basically public knowledge and a group of shitty friends decided it would be funny to hire me a uh... professional. Except I live in what is probably the biggest city in Canada, and so they didn't have any problems finding a transsexual instead of a more... conventional choice. Knowing my friends, they probably thought it was fucking hilarious and that I'd freak out. I tend to come across as over-the-top female-obsessive most of the time, so it's not an unreasonable expectation. It just didn't go that way.

>>7003418
(contd.) So this escort just shows up at my door on my birthday and is all like, "Hey. Are you anon?" and I'm just "Uh.... yeah? Do I know you?" and we end up briefly talking. It's explained that my friends hired this person (he/she?) to 'entertain' me, and that he/she actually has an ad (which I didn't see) that they presumably responded to. By that point my brain isn't quite functioning properly, and I'm not sure if I should be mad or not. He/she says I don't look very happy, and that if I want to be alone that's all fine and everything, and I guess something just sort of snaps and I'm like, "No, you know... it's fine." and (I guess in my head I'm thinking of him/her as more of a she by this point) she goes, "Alright." and we kind of... talk a bit more. I explain it's my first time with a professional, and proceed to ramble on like crazy while she just sort of... listens.

>>7003425
(contd.) She just explains that she's had some experiences with other first-timers and that it's fine, and we'll just go at my pace. After a while, she starts to kind of make some moves. No kissing, just some touching to see if I'm OK with it, I think. Then gradually more intimate, and finally my pants are off and there's a full on blow-job going on. I just kind of lay there for it, not being very interactive. Before I know it, I pop like a cork and we're... just done. I figure that's it, and she tells me that my retarded friends had 'booked' for more than just a 30 minute bj, and that if I'm not done she's willing to sit and chat (and if I'm comfortable or ready again) to do more. So we just sit and talk for about another hour or so. She says I'm cute (which I guess is probably standard fare for a professional) and a bunch of other stuff, and then the topic heads back towards sex again.

>>7003431
(contd.) She asks me straight up if I'm a "top" or a "bottom"... IE: Whether I prefer to give or receive anal sex... I pause for a bit at that and just go, "I guess... I kind of don't know?" and she goes "Well, if you're not sure if you're a top, then you're probably not." which seems like kind of a weird statement to me. She asks if I've ever received anal before, and I inform her that I've tried a few things like fingers and a butt plug, and she just kind of nods and asks if I had "cleaned up" beforehand. I get a little offended by that because I shower regularly, and my hygiene's pretty damned good, at which point she clarifies that she meant -inside- and not outside and says that normally if someone's going to be the receptive partner in anal that she requires them to clean out before she arrives, but that since it's my first time and I didn't book her myself that it's fine. She asks if I'm comfortable with the idea of an enema, and I sort of half-grudgingly agree to it at which point we head to the bathroom and proceed to uh... get down to business. She gets me to lay on my back on a towel and applies an individual use enema, with instructions to just lay there until I feel it working. I ask how I'll know and she informs me that "You'll know" and she's not wrong about that. I hit the toilet a couple of times, head back out and she informs me we'll do it at least once more to be sure everything's clean before we start, so we head back in and repeat the process again.

I remember seeing info threads, but never board specific ones. Thanks for the learns

>>7003437
Then what happened?? I'm invested now.

I want to become a god at edging, but I'm currently utterly worthless at it.

Uncut, any tips?

>>7003158
>Enema until the water comes out clear then proceed.
Say, what's the best way to do this with only household equipment?

>>7003992
I use water bottles, but, I wouldn't recommend it. Just buy the personal ones.

>>6968065
>at least a week without cumming
Could I achieve the required horniness by edging for hours instead?

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Anyone got any advice for shaving body hair and keeping it under control?

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>>7004885
>Shave off long hairs with an electric razor first, then shave off the rest with a manual razor.
>Use quality razors and shaving cream. >The more often you shave, the less hassle it will be overall. I have very little body hair and try to shave at least once a week.
>Do not go over the same area with a razor more than once (twice at the most) if you don't want to irritate your skin

Also, consider waxing once every half year or so - the hair that grows back after waxing is more light and soft usually and easier to shave off.

>>7004936
Thank you for this.

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This thread needs more SCIENCE!

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>>7001895
Requesting more home made/house hold dildos/plugs.

>pic related is what I found laying around
Works pretty well, but the handle end is kind of bulky.

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>>7003985
Obviously there's the brute force method of removing your hand from the vicinity of your dick and waiting to cool down before starting again. That's great to start with, but it's kind of dull and also inefficient.

To really get things going, explore. Being uncut gives your dick a lot more nuance and detail in sweet spots (well, I assume, at least. I haven't had a cut dick to compare). Set out to figure out what parts of your dick are more pleasurable than others. You'll want to brush against those occasionally as a tease of what is to come, but focus on less sensitive areas. What else is erogenuous on you, balls, inner thighs, nips? Alternate periodically from the dick to these spots for seconds at a time. Of course, nothing beats just fapping slower and less intently to practice all these.

>>7001865
implying

>>7009926
But what if you're [spoiler]a girl[/spoiler]?

>>7009935
There are no girls here.
Only futas.

>>6973835
Is nana mint tea spearmint? When I look it up it seems so, but when I look up Moroccan mint tea (its other name) it seems to say it's green tea. I hope it is spearmint, it tastes quite nice.

I picked up tofu as well, sprout tofu and the kind of tofu people put in sandwiches. I've never touched the stuff in my life, have no idea what I might do with them. And where does fish like salmon and tuna fall on this diet?

And to make this /d/ related, uh, is the no masturbation thing necessary? I can get by without nofap, right?

I've got a request, I need to be able to do the sort of sexy tease typing that you see in mangas.

I mean weird shit like "hey boi~~~", I need a guide to what punctuation and words to use.

I'll note that I'm not doing this for seduction, I'm doing it for parody.

>>7010924
>not doing this for seduction
Sure, sure.

>>6981501
Nah, they suck for that. There is almost no friction because of how they roll, and even if there was, there's typically a seam that will scratch like hell.

Attempting to apply any pressure will make it spring a leak

Trust me, I was once a junior high school kid who won a couple from a summer fair.

>>7003158
>Enema until the water comes out clear
While this is great advice I must add, don't use an excessive amount of water or if you do give it an hour or so afterwards.
In the past I've always used a shower wand to clean myself out, just unscrew the head take off the rubber o-ring and it inserts wonderfully.
A little while ago I got my first dildo so I made sure to clean my ass thoroughly. Took about five goes then two more after that to make sure it was completely clean.
After that I decided to fill myself up with a large amount of water and insert my buttplug for a while.

Time passed and I finally got down to the hard fucking.
I felt a little something come out of my ass but I was already too in the zone to care. Then the smell hit.
Everything was covered in the most vile liquidous shit I have ever seen and smelled utterly horrific.
The only thing I can think of was some water made it up in my intestines then took all that time to finally flush it's way out, carrying everything along with it.

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>>7007891
sauce on dat book?

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I'm looking for the name for a fetish involving pouring cum and piss into all her holes using funnels or something to hold her open. Does anyone know if there's a name for this?

>>7010713
>And to make this /d/ related, uh, is the no masturbation thing necessary? I can get by without nofap, right
Please, I must know

also bump

>>6974591
>calls nordic/teutonic genetics oblong
the only difference is the larger cranial cavity which results in a longer forehead.
nothing to be ashamed about having a big brain.

>>6999115
Fake.
The opening would release the pressure as he thrust. As would all the openings that were used to insert the vibrators.
The syncing metronome myth (partially confirmed on mythbusters) relies upon the metronomes shaking the table. It is not related to electricity. Maybe it would work in 3D space, but uniform vibration of vibrators is not a tolerance concern.
You would not connect the vibrators in parallel, that would reduce the power to each.

>>6974076
nipple play if you're sensitive enough

>>6973827
That looks like fun! I think I'll have to try that one later.

Could someone please give me so information on how to last longer? I think I have a sensitive head. And I have already tried Cumming before sex. But it doesn't help much. I was thinking of a long term solution like circumcision.

>>7018611
PC Exercises, my man. Gotta have the balanced pelvic floor, then you control when you cum, not your body.

is it possible to clean insides for prostate / anal play without enema?, do i need to not eat for 2 days? then go to the bathroom to clean up before doing it ?

>>7018644
What's a pc exercise? How do you do it?

>>7018699
You know how when you stop your pee stream, thats your PC muscle. You gotta flex it every day, and it'll get stronger. But you have to be careful to maintain pelvic floor balance, by doing what's called kegels and reverse kegels. You can google it and you'll find some routines you can do. Eventually, you'll be able to cum whenever you want.

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>>7003437
Didn't even entertain the possibility that you might be a swotch? 0/10 unprofessional.

>>7018706
Oh well that's doesn't seemean to hard. Just stop my pee. Thanks man

>>7018677
>do i need to not eat for 2 days?
Hell no. Aside from the fact that not everyone passes food at the same speed, not eating for any length of time is very unhealthy. If anyone suggested that to you, I want you to stab them with a lead pencil for me.

Quick biology lesson. Normally, the Rectum doesn't hold feces in it. When it does, it's compacted and stored in the Ampulla recti, a little chamber near the end of your rectum. When feces is inside of the ampulla, this produces the "need to shit" feeling. Considering that the rectum is 12 inches or so, what's past it only becomes a problem if you're either a Bad Dragon products tester or have a SO that I'll be ntring away from you because that dick ought to be mine.

As a result, after a bm, the only feces remaining will be trace amounts in the anal canal, and anything stuck in anal hairs, if you're a scrub who still has hair there.

So an enema actually isn't strictly neccesary at all. Just go to the bathroom and then take a shower before anal, making sure finger your ass a bit (or have some else do it for you) to wash away any leftovers.

Do keep in mind that this is assuming you're eating properly. Very unhealthy diets or fiber supplements will fuck up your insides worse than a pack of horny orcs.

Also be aware of if you are sick or have food poisoning, because that is a very good way to leave someone traumatized for life unless they have a scat fetish.

All that being said though, I feel that most people would agree with me that an enema is best, just to be on the safe side.

Can somebody suggest a safe site (or area on a site) for finding fictional necrophilia or erotic zombie content?
Highlight on the word fictional: I am just looking for nice art or texts, I do not want to watch real-life necro, accident videos, staged gory content or anything else with real humans. Okay, if some otherwise good place has zombie clips with real actors, I'm not complaining, but you get me, guys. I don't want to break laws or offend people.

>>7018942
>I don't want to break laws or offend people.
>offend people
Dude, you're already watching porn.

>>7007891
where to find a copy of this book?

>>7018715
Who is this semen demon?

>>7019111
2nd

Don't know if this has been answered yet but uh...

Can a man's chest and nipples develop/grow [sort of] like a woman's through methods like massaging and pressure against the chest from makeshift shibari? I wanted to know if there's a way to get sissy tits without surgery or anything.

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Posting here as well because it seems like a better place for it.

How exactly does a woman's vagina handle a really deep insertion. Like, say, she's held up solely by a dildo in her vagina with no other supports (pic related, similar idea). I know it's extremely painful for most women to have their cervixes hit during sex, so I'd imagine having a woman's entire body weight supported solely by her cervix wouldn't exactly be a pleasant experience. But would it actually physically injure her or just really hurt?

>>7019495
Yes it is, and some guys have even been able to lactate. I forget where, but there's this one blog talking about breast expansion techniques and the blogger occasionally showed off moobs there as well. I forget what exactly was said because I mostly bored the night I found it.

>>7019495
Also, natural sources of estrogen (cartain herbs and soy for instance) if you aren't plannng on contacting professionals.

>>7019629
imagine your anus is 50 times more sensitive to pain and never widens more than a pencil's width, then imagine there's ~100 lbs of pressure directly on it. does that sound comfortable?

>>7019655
>>7019837
Really?!
Oh wow, thanks anons!

Also hope you get to find the link for that one expansion technique blog!

I'm wondering if there's a specific name for inverted nipples being penetrated by erect nipples?

>>6979004
iahfy is a korra fangirl, at least before i stopped following her. she pretty much only drew korra and some 'flavour of the month' characters

>>7018934
Thanks for the info!
any other info you can give me about anal cleansing? food, etc etc

>>7020290
There's also that salt thing you where you put 2 tablespoons of non-iodized salt (E.G. Sea salt) in a liter of water and drink it. From what I hard, it cleans you out pretty well, but you shouldn't do it more than once a week. Would someone else mind providing more specifics of it?

>>7019104
Not trying to be a tumblr bitch. I just meant I'm looking for a site where the other users are looking for something similar on purpose. I don't want to cause innecessary disturbance by using more mainstream places where people don't want to find things like this. I am sure there are suitable sites, I just need some hints to find them. I'm not an autistic faggot, this is simply my fourth language, which sometimes makes it hard to choose the best words for every single thing.

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>>6967327
Medical guide on penis enlargement techniques from /d/'s Friendly Neighborhood Urologist.


tl;dr version - they don't work, don't try any of them or you'll ruin your dick.

>>7020453
What about penis shrinking techniques?

>>7020468
go swimming in a lake

>>7019162
Dio

>>7020453
I'm curious, are there ways to indirectly do kegels?

Both as a kid and to this day, I've always ate healthy, but I've never done even the most basic of exercise. Could this have effected my orgasms?

To give a purely hypothetical example, lets say that 1% of a game of Football is indirectly kegal exercise, that would mean that a man who has only played Football a couple of times in his life will have much weaker orgasms that a man who played it on and off during his time in the playground during his school life. Could I be a case like this? Or is it almost impossible to "accidentally" do kegels?

could someone recommend a dildo that doesn't really look like a penis, preferably one that is design to go up the ass?
I like ass stuff, but i live with other people, and also i don't like dicks.

>>7020746
>Can someone reccomend a fake penis that doesn't look like a penis?

>>7020746
The tentacle from bad dragon.
There you go.
Just say its some kind of prop.

Any advise on nipple play?

>>7020746
Tantus makes many dildos that are anal-safe and have abstract shapes.

>>7020746
Fun Factory makes a few neutral-shaped toys - I can vouch for them, German quality. Doc Johnson's American Bombshell line has some abstract shapes too, but their sizes are a bit more advanced.

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Does anyone have any tips for nipple play?

Like how I can make my nipples sensitive & different things I could try

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Can anyone help me? I have a bunch of questions on self-chastity. It's something I've been considering doing for a while now but I wanted to know more before deciding whether or not I should dump $150 into something I'll use once and then regret.

1. Are there any health concerns to using a chastity device? I've read online it can really change your erections and might be harmful to blood flow and such, and a lot of doctors say that there are a lot of things we don't know about the penis that it could affect. But I don't know if I'm looking at the wrong stuff and it's actually okay.

2. I've been thinking of getting this https://chastitybeltformen.com/product/cb-6000s-chastity-belt/ one, due to it seeming the lowest priced one I can find. Are these any good? Will it create a noticeable bulge in my pants? Is it uncomfortable? I don't want to be thinking about it all the time, since I have to concentrate on taking class notes, writing papers, reading textbooks, or spending time with friends and family. Or is that against he point of it?

3. Can wearing a chastity belt or designing a system/game around chastity encourage exercise? Has anyone lost weight wearing a chastity?

4. How receptive are girls to chastity when you tell them? I'm trying to get into the dating scene (not very experienced). I wouldn't really plan to tell her unless we got close and she wanted to take it to the next step. How do girls in your experiences react?

I can't think of any more questions off the top of my head but these are a few of my concerns. Sorry if I'm asking too much but this is the only place I really feel confident asking for advice.

>>7025321
Oh, also, does it have a tendency to smell, or is it usually pretty easy to clean your penis while you're wearing a chastity belt, say, in the shower?

>>7025324
1. Most of my experience with health concerns relate to the tightness of a ring. It's important you decide on a size that's comfortable for both flaccid and erect. If it is too tight it could cause varicose veins in your balls by causing the veins to swell up.
Keep in mind that erections are much harder when you are asleep so you might not want to sleep with it on until you're happy with the ring size.
You can still get fully erect when wearing it and it doesn't hurt at all. It feels like when you wear tight jeans and get an erection that the jeans compress.

2. The CB series is the most popular, I've had a CB3000 and a fake CB6000s (the real on didn't come in cute pink). You can tell the difference in quality between real and fake (the parts fit together much smoother) but they're both equally capable of performing well if you don't want to spend much money.
In my experience they do cause a bulge in your pants but you can hide it if you position the cage well. It can be uncomfortable if you position it so that it is putting pressure on the balls. It's definitely not a distraction to everyday tasks.

3. I don't know about exercise encouragement. I was able to run on a cross trainer whilst wearing my cage no problem but you want to clean it thoroughly afterwards. I always take mine off in the shower. It can smell if you don't wash it properly. If you don't wash it off I suggest you improvise some kind of cleaning device that can get inside because dead skin cells do build up on it

4. No experience with girls and chastity because I am a fag. My bf was the one who got me into being locked up.

>>6974591
>oblong
>only one picture of a horse
Missed opportunity.

>>7020479
Kek

>>7025244
from what I've heard you just gotta do 2 things
1. play with them daily
2. focus on moisturizing them after bathing

>>7025415
This works surprisingly well. It's not instant, but it does work.

>>7025415
Ok I'll try that, thanks

>>6981193
How long you been on mones? I've been on them for about 5 months but i've got a doctor and shit. I've got a B cup atm

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>>7025415
What's a good way to play with them? The only way I've found is to rub them with my fingernail threw my shirt or dress. But the sensation goes away as soon as they get hard.

And what do you mean by moisturize? Like with lotion? Thanks.

>>7026027
best way to play with it is to lightly pinch, tug on it a bit, roll it around in your fingers, etc. more or less the kind of foreplay you'd see in porn. I'd say not to do it too rough cause it could damage them

as for moisturizing, yes. body lotion does great

Anybody got safe recommendations for lightening brown nipples so that they're pinkish?

>inb4 natural is better
I like the look, don't care what anyone else thinks.

>>7026142
The only things that come to mind is lemon juice or hydroquinone

>>6967446
Xanthan Gum and hot water

>thickening agent used in food
>safe for everything but a vagina
>huge water to powder ratio. see: cost-effective
>non-newtonian thixotropic fluid (same properties as semen)
>that means thick and sticky until time or friction, then superlube
>even looks a bit like cum; white-ish clear-ish

The best part is being able to modify your own ratio to control the consistency. If you half-ass the first time you mix it, there will be some thicker globs amidst a thinner solution. You wont believe how much like the real deal it is.
I keep mine in a baby-food jar in the fridge and just microwave it when I play. 10 seconds and it's ready to go.

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>>6973784

Does anyone have any ideas on how to cheaply keep a chastity key away from yourself for a set amount of time? I don't want someone else to have it, I want a way to put it out of my reach for a variable amount of time. My idea is to play a dice game and keep it from myself for whatever I roll, but I'm having a hard time thinking up of ways to prevent myself from unlocking before the one limit is through.

http://yourbrainonporn.com/book/export/html/75
How accurate is this ? ’cause as someone who enjoys edging quite a bit, I find it fairly terrifying.

>>7026984
yourbrainonporn is practically a cult

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I need help and this seems the good place to ask.

So basically there's a student party organised in town and the theme is genderebender.

The thing is, my first fetish is and has always been crossdressing.

How can I go dressed as a woman (some of my female friends are gonna apply make up and make me as "pretty" as possible) and not show a massive boner underneath my skirt?

>>7027116
Chop it off?...

But no, in all seriousness, I'd suggest tucking.

>>7014376
>>7019111
>>7019111
it's still untranslated. /d/, /hr/ and /hc/ (yes, all three of them) started a collab effort to translate, but it's stalled by lack of translator.
raws and all translated pages available here
https://mega.nz/#F!4EoBzYgS!ouJPfoRFGYM0WpYYTk3D2w

>>7027123
How would I go about that? What do I buy to make sure it's not obvious I'm turned on by that?

My girlfriend knows about my crossdressing fetish but I don't want normies I see everyday to know my kink powerlevel.

>>7026878
What are some reputable supplement companies that sell the various holy grail vitamins? I was looking around at gnc or nature made, but nothing so far

>>7027131
A wide skirt can hide it, especially if it is pleated.
But you might need to wear a tight pair of panties and keep it between your leg and hope for the best.

>>7027131
First, I'd shave the area. Then, you want some medical tape to help keep it down as much as possible.

It's not too difficult to tuck, but it's best to do it when you're flaccid.

>>7027131
I saw a documentary one time on a crossdresser who duct taped his dick back around up along his ass crack. But you better be shaved... EVERYWHERE the tape goes... if you are gonna try that. But... seemed effective, and this dude was a professional lady. From my own experiments with tucking, I found that once your dick is in that position... it won't really fill with enough blood to become fully erect. Could become uncomfortable though. I've never tried tucking in public... just messed around with it at home. After awhile everything starts to ache. Maybe some people like that... I didn't so much.

>>7004282
>I use water bottles, but, I wouldn't recommend it
I just tried this. I would totally recommend it, assuming you don't have any "proper" tools. It works amazingly.

>>7027127
note that the raws include the translated comics which are usually absent from other sources like sadpanda

>>7027139
>>7027141
>>7027144
Thanks, I'll buy some tight briefs and wear probably two of them at the same time after tucking downward. With some luck it's not gonna show.

>>7027157
Thats the basic idea of gaff panties. It's fabric with little give to keep a tuck tucked. And also look into medical tape for extra security.

>>7027195
>gaff panties
They're always kind of ugly though.

>>7027199
that's why you buy a small pair and wear cute panties over

>>7026984
>http://yourbrainonporn.com/book/export/html/75
>yourbrainonporn
Ask /adv/, despite the fact that good threads usually die fast there, they do have the odd couple of anons who've got some good posts and screenshots about that site. I wish I saved them.

>>7025321
>Can anyone help me? I have a bunch of questions on self-chastity. It's something I've been considering doing for a while now but I wanted to know more before deciding whether or not I should dump $150 into something I'll use once and then regret.
As a fetish, right? If you wanna be chaste, just fucking be chaste, it shouldn't cost you any money.

>How receptive are girls to chastity when you tell them?
I can tell you without even trying it that they'll think you're either joking or gay.

>I'm trying to get into the dating scene
>chaste
>dating
Pick one

I fucking wish this was /pol/, I've got something that'd destroy you, but would probably get me modded outside of there.

>>7025340
Thanks for the response. This is extremely helpful.

>>7028445
You've given me some perspective and made me consider what I'm doing. I guess I kind of want one for a combination of those reasons, being chaste/fetish, but also the ridiculousness of the idea of telling a girl. Thanks.

>>7004735
no

>>6974076
taint massage

look up " prostate orgasm without penetration"