Couldn't find a /d/ humor thread.
So I'm making one with the two pictures I have.
Please help.
Okay, here is a third, but I'm not going to bump my own thread.
You know the rules, 6 images from yourself, then others will join.
>>6957445
Well, fuck.
This one is really more 4chan humor in general than specifically /d/ humor, but it's from a fatalpulse trap training doujin, so I guess I'll post it.
>>6957757
Dea Heaven, I think I remember that manga. It was horrible.
It was 3 sisters, and they all die after being horribly raped, right?
>>6957806
You have my approval.
>>6957928
Would that be poisonous? Aren't batteries toxic?
>>6958179
Only if you leave them for too long or crush them with your buttocks.
I, um, learned from a friend.
>>6958183
Then I suppose its use defensive measure is possible.
>>6958184
If Reek has used these, Ramsay wouldn't have buttfucked him so often.
Do any of you have a sauce for this?
>>6958208
Welp, I guess that really is the mst manly way out of such a dilemma.
>>6958243
It´s really funny if you know japanese because it literally is a chav/strayan version of normal japanese.
>>6958243
Just finished reading, haven't had a laugh like that in a while.
>>6958208
[San Se Fang]Wang Er-Xi ― Night Stories from a Chinese Studio[English]
>>6958243
I legitimately wish there cunts who specialize in translating like this.
>>6958387
If I had to choose between bogan and standard I would probably pick bogan because it's too funny. Or maybe it's some kind of fetish.
>>6958387
I think there are
>>6958407
That one was really good btw. Magic toilet stall changes gender. The slang almost added to the story because, as shown in your picture, it was about a group of high school punks messing around in a (closed off? old?) bathroom and realizing it turns you into a chick and back. Lots of "WTF???" and such.
>>6958208
I just love the wife's reactions
>>6958698
Yandere moth girl is greatest.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5BYRP_sWmzZV0EtVE5KRGhQMTg
>>6958727
damn, that's a smug dick
>>6958758
That was pretty hilarious, anon.
>>6958698
Is that manga good? I often see it popping up here and here but I'm not really into guro so I'm afraid of reading it.
>>6958811
What's the name of it? Do you happen to know?
>>6958825
Looking for moth girl should lead you toward it, but the fact that it's not on g.e-hentai is worrying.
>>6958832
It's on sadpanda due to shota, I believe.
>>6958835
Just shota? Okay then.
>>6958692
>Fucking christ
>>6958868
>"sensei I'm going to the shitter!"
Help I'm dying
>>6958179
no, you fart to recharge your overshield
Kind of wish someone could edit it so there was a score card reading from something else.
>>6958901
Also edit in Felix Baumgartner's jump
>>6958811
http://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/1527/1/layers-of-white
Three part series currently
>>6959015
sauce please
>>6959446
voynich hotel
Complete version can be viewed here : http://archive.loveisover.me/d/thread/5425038/
>>6959381
I can't fap to this. Her eyes are too horrifying. I always expect her to snap and kill him anytime.
>>6958458
Interior Crocodile Alligator
>>6959495
>madam, please start having sex with this siberian tiger
>>6959015
>>6959480
Really? I thought it was pretty neat
>>6959637
I'm easily scared of yanderes.
>>6959643
I'll admit there's creepy page in the second part but it gets better in the third part
>>6959645
Yeah, when she asks him if he's cheating on her.
Was pretty spooked.
>>6959495
I feel like this should be in there
>>6959753
I like these threads for half the laughs and all the confusion.
>>6957762
I don't think so. It's one loli, and she's actually pretty ok with getting raped.
>>6959993
I mistook it for another one then.
>>6958868
*I'm* British and I've never heard most of this slang.
>>6960362
It's Australian slang.
>>6960364
There's a significant amount of overlap. Besides, it's not like any of the aussie slang I've heard either.
>>6960449
>>6960368
It's Bogan slang to be specific. The chav/white trash of Australia.
>>6960502
Ah, that explains much.
Does anybody have that "Apologize to the god of sex!" image?
Or the source for it?
>>6958868
Das beautiful mayne
>>6959495
I drive a chevorlete movie theater.
Hot off the presses.
>>6960597
Tonari no sperm-san
>>6960658
That was it. Danke.
Can anyone find the sauce? Google image search seems unable to find a whole image given a crop.
Anybody have that comic where there's a girl who needs to frost some cupcakes and another appears in a dream or something and lactates frosting all over them then gives the first a frosting enema and she shits the frosting all over a cake?
I know it's a strange request but I can't for the life of me find it and figured if anyone had it you /d/egenerates would. Pic related, it's what made me look for it.
>>6961684
>Anybody have that comic where there's a girl who needs to frost some cupcakes and another appears in a dream or something and lactates frosting all over them then gives the first a frosting enema and she shits the frosting all over a cake?
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>>6961699
our /d/epravity knows no bounds
>>6961727
I'm literally only on /d/ for hand holding and humor.
>>6960892
[orz (3u)] Yobai Ane [English] [frogstat]
>>6961842
this girl...
>>6958407
Anybody has the sauce on that please ? Looks pretty neat
>>6962115
first result from googling the filename
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/749930/c0595153ed/
literally just
>>6958699
source please
>>6962411
but the filename is 02 anon ?
>>6962444
fugg
for some reason i thought you replied to the other image
https://nhentai.net/g/161569/
ill leave that up anyways in case someone asks for the source
>>6962454
i wasnt that anon that asked for the source but thanks that was a fun read
>>6961845
That's how diseases are transmitted
>>6958692
I think I've officially been triggered. Jesus Christ.
>>6958692
I lost it
>>6961845
>close shut that forbidden door of lust!
That is golden
also no don't do that you'll get a uti you goofs
>>6961750
Hello rato
Normally I don't do shit like this but I ain't messing around when it comes to my hair
>>6961684
Someone posted it at >>>/u/2100374
>>6961750
Hello, rato
(not muh hair)
>>6958868
>perv vision trademarked.
god damn it.
>>6961750
Hello Rato. I don't fuck around when it comes to my hair.
>>6961750
Hello rato you fucking bastard
This thread is amazing.
Never stop
>>6962872
This is gold here.
>>6961750
helo rato, but because i think you deserve to be treated well, not for any balding-related reason. i will cherish you, rato, even if no one else will.
>>6961750
hello rato
Why must you do this
>>6961750
Hello rato. Please bear that burden so we don't have to
>>6958832
You meme
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/065d89b23f/732189-1
>>6963221
She looks so fluffy. I want to hug her.
>>6963229
>No loving fuzzy moth wife
I just don't see a point in going on, anon.
>>6963239
Just imagine.
>four fluffy arms
>to hug you even better
>>6963243
>She would lie next to you in bed, little fuzzy antennae slowly moving and twitching and tickling your face
,>She would hug you tightly with her soft hands and feel your chest and stomach
It's a dark world with moth waifu, anon
>>6961750
hello rato
You are a beautiful rato
Sweet fucking Jesus my fetish
>>6963243
But what if
>no arms
>six fluffy legs
?
>>6963363
BEEEEEEEEEUARK
>>6962622
Fuck off, Griffith did nothing wrong.
>>6961750
Hello rato,
It's danke danke
A gender bend, yaoi, ntr, kantai collection doujin
>>6959381
Holy fucking hell anon, thanks for this, been looking all over for it.
God damn she's so cute, why can't she exist IRL.
>>6961750
Hello rato. Cease your infernal torture.
>>6960916
Sauce on this one?
>>6961750
hello rato, good friend
>>6961750
heIIo rato
>>6961750
hello rato. I'm simply not as comfortable with the idea of going bald as you seem to be.
>>6961750
Hello rato
your a animal guy,
>>6960000
Nice quads
>>6961750
hello rato, please let me keep my hair. you look great though.
>>6961750
Hello Rato, i ain't going bald any time soon you fuck.
>>6964043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXj0qn0DBdQ
Knowing the reference makes it worse.
>>6961750
fuck you rato, you can't do shit to me.
>>6964043
what the heck is happening in that one
>>6963766
Born into the world as a human, destined to seek what cannot be attained. Living only to be teased by the fantasies of the mind. Our existence is cruel indeed. But we can dream. Moth waifu greatest.
>>6964229
something about magic penis removal, being a fan of jojo's bizarre adventure, and turning her son into bob the beast sapp
>>6958699
>meanwhile, in prison
>>6964602
>no use for it
>implying
Just lay down on a massage table and let someone ride you from behind.
>>6964602
>no use for it
>not wanting your partner to orgasm wildly humping your ass while you spoon
http://pururin.us/view/12487/17/sc38-kinbou-sokai-konmori-oni-mo-uchi-fuko-mo-uchi-english-desudesu.html
Does anybody have the "Depraved Rape Angle" image of a girl sitting in a car?
It's an emergency
>>6961750
hello rato, please don't touch my hair
>>6961750
hello rato. Now please leave
>>6958698
I'll be honest I find this strangely erotic. Somehow the way that pasta is changed just does something for me.
like in those manga
>>6961750
hello rato.
Why do you have to prey on the fact I am such a superstitious bastard
>>6965387
i liked the anime version of this
>>6963811
Smog Alert by Orimoto Mimana
>>6965423
>>6965348
First off, goddammit Japane, etc, etc. Secondly, why the hell am I hearing that guy voiced as Doctor Weird?
>>6965348
I'm more distressed by that small remain of a dick.
>>6963229
Looks like it's made of felt.
>>6965280
>pururin
I thought that was defunct.
>>6965937
It looks fluffy and adorable.
>>6965944
I started reading to fap.
I kept reading for the high level of anatomy details.
>>6959495
>his screams are echoing in my uterus
>>6959495
>teacher lost her urethra virginity
I'm not an expert, but isn't it impossible to fuck a girl in the urethra?
>>6965941
It's back!
Although the website is now ".us", not ".com"
>>6958243
Oh god I'm dying
>>6961730
Fucking pervert
>>6957806
what's the appeal of anal? it just feels like taking a shit over and over again
>>6966135
You get to watch the girl having problem sitting.
Also, prostate thingy.
>>6963363
five vaginas
>>6966154
>five vaginas
>>6963819
Sauce on this?
>>6964602
>make version with 2000 plugs
>fuck someone with the force of a thousand girls
>>6965387
Could i have source? None of the search engines are helping.
>>6966067
Not technically. Urethras can be stretched using little metal sticks called 'sounds', which is normally used for people who have rare medical conditions that make it hard for them to pee but anybody can buy them off the shelf for any reason. Or no reason. Or for reasons you wouldn't want to know.
I spent two weeks stretching my urethra enough to fit marbles in there, so that was pretty cool. There are videos on the web of people stretched enough to take a 1-inch thick vibrator or dildo, and it's not impossible to go higher.
>>6966309
Please, I'm eating here.
>>6960112
Sauce?
::Stop music::
>>6966256
Really need to add Saucenao to the list, found it through there
https://hitomi.la/galleries/263003.html
>>6966087
tsumino is better
>>6965396
The anime version was fucking superb.
It's so sad that the second part wasn't like the first.
>>6966652
well i liked the second par more since im not really a fan of succubi
>>6966674
Yeah samewise, the second part was pure gold.
A shame the manga didn't continue with the redhead sister fucking her sister as revenge.
Could've spliced a little anal in there to make it 10/10.
>>6966555
When I use tsumino I get pop ups that I suspect are phishing.
>>6959993
So what's it called?
>>6967038
I get these uncloseable popups that cover the screen when I use pururin
>>6960826
/board
>>6960826
Should be the 4chan ad for /d/
>>6963264
I know right? Can't find part 3 though.....
>>6967072
>penises, indistinguishable from that of a human's
Has the artist never seen a human dick before?
>>6964475
>Pepperidge Farm remembers
>>6966154
[RaTe] Nippon Kyonyuu Tou - Japanese Big Bust Party [English] [desudesu]
[RaTe] 日本巨乳党 [英訳]
A quote from artist JADF
He posts delicious hentai on Pixiv frequently.
The best part of it? He always uploads an UNCENSORED VERSION onto imgur for us western folks.
[Wanao] Zombie Ero Manga [English] =CW=
[わなお] ゾンビエロ漫画 [英訳]
>>6967618
If you fuck a zombie, is it necrophilia?
>>6967619
*crunch*
>>6967626
The doujin has a necrophilia tag on exhentai but its of course much different when the zombie in question is REALLY eager to fuck the main character.
>>6967619
>>6967648
>>6967645
kek
Well in that case it's definitely not a stone cold corpse or anything
>>6967626
i think not
necrophilia is getting off to a corpse because it cant resist you and you have full control
a zombie definitely can resist you and you don't have full control over it
at least thats what i think
>>6958698
http://www.vice.com/read/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself
>>6967652
If the corpse is as willing to fuck you as the pink haired girl in this image then it's more along the lines of...
consensual sex with undead being
Is there a name for this fetish? Wanting to have sex with undead beings?
(C78) [Man Chin Low (COSiNE)] Han Drill (Street Fighter 4) [ENG]
>>6967661
>>6967655
If I had to name it I'd probably pick unnecrophilia.
>>6967664
>Unnecrophilia
I think undeadphilia is easier to say.
(COMIC110) [Sengoku Joketsu Emaki (Chinbotsu)] Fuuzoku Chinpo Jogakuen | Sexy Penis Women Academy (Various) [English] [SonicSol]
>>6966154
I can name some animals with 2 dicks (snakes and sharks), but do female moths really have five vaginas?
>>6967669
Ssshhhh.
(Futaket 10) Behind Moon (Q) - Chinshufu!! (Kantai Collection -KanColle-) (English) [SaHa]
鎮しゅふ!! (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
>>6958692
AAAAA GRIFFIIIIIIIIIITH
>>6967669
>you will never put each of your appendages into one of moth waifus give vaginas
A book for Anon?
[Asano Shimon] Sister Blend (Nyotaika! Paradise Vol. 5) [English] [Decensored]
[アサノシモン] シスターブレンド (にょたいか!パラダイス 05) [英訳] [無修正]
(C89) [Pochi-Goya. (Pochi.)] Otona no Dagashi 3 (Dagashi Kashi) [English] [N04h]
(C89) [ぽち小屋。 (ぽち。)] オトナのだがし3 (だがしかし) [英訳]
[MITEGURA (Kurosaki Bunta)] Nuts Eater 3 [Digital] [English] [desudesu]
This doujin was full of quotes that sound terrifying both in and out of context so I'm posting them in a comp here.
>>6967689
>>6967691
>>6967692
>>6967689
>I've planted a suggestion that your balls will regenerate after being crushed
I don't think you understand how hypnotism works.
>>6967699
Hypnotism is overrated in fictions anyway. You can't get someone to do something he refuses to.
>>6967701
I think you mean over powered in fiction. Which might make it overrated IRL.
>>6967711
Well, it is pretty powerful IRL. At least to my knowledge.
I heard of a case when a hypnotised woman has several "keyword" implanted in her that would change her behaviour.
But you can't take the average joe and make him a cold-blooded murderer.
I wish I could hypnotize my penis into thinking it was inside of a vagina
I hope this thread doesn't die prematurely, it's been quite a wacky ride
>>6967824
I could bump it, but I don't have a lot of /d/ related pictures.
I'm not sure that guy talking about how he wants to lick Jim Gordon's ass or wank to tiles is relevant since it wasn't posted on /d/.
>>6967826
Kek. Haven't had a laugh like that in a long time
Have some moth.
>>6967843
They look like fluffys
>>6964069
There's a reference in the mahjong part of Peace Hame, too. The friend with curly hair and a cap, I think.
Shiwasu loves that kind of shit.
>>6967269
https://hitomi.la/galleries/941500.html
>>6967694
>>6967937
>>6967938
>>6967940
>>6967941
>>6967699
>>6967942
Kyuuketsuki Episode 2
>>6967945
Contraception in Warhammer 40k?
Sauce: Fuuka to LoveHo
[Taihei Tengoku] Enjyo-Kosai [English]
[太平天極] 援JK祭 [英訳]
(C84) [774 House (774)] Suzuka-sama no Geboku | Suzuka-sama’s Servant [English] [Trinity Translations Team]{Detexted}
[Eroquis! (Butcha-U)] Delightfully Fuckable and Unrefined!! + Bonus Booklet Anal Fuck-Day! [English] [Digital]
[Arsenothelus (Rebis)] Prina the Dungeoneering Princess 1 [English]
[アルセノテリス (Rebis)] 迷宮王女プリナ
(C85) [dam labo (dam)] Bitch na Mutsu-chan no Saishu Ninmu | Slutty Mutsu-chan’s Gathering Mission (Kantai Collection KanColle) [English] [YQII]
(C85) [だむlabo (だむ)] ビッチな陸奥ちゃんの採取任務 (艦隊これくしょん 艦これ) [英訳]
[Fan no Hitori] The Voodoo Squad Kouhen (COMIC Unreal 2015-08 Vol. 56) [English] [CGRascal]
[煌野一人] ヴードゥー・スクワッド 後編 (コミックアンリアル 2015年8月号 Vol.56) [英訳]
[Fan no Hitori] Voodoo Squad Chuuhen (COMIC Unreal 2015-06 Vol. 55) [English] [CGrascal]
[煌野一人] ヴードゥー・スクワッド 中編 (コミックアンリアル 2015年6月号 Vol.55) [英訳]
[Fan no Hitori] Voodoo Squad Zenpen (COMIC Unreal 2015-04 Vol. 54) [English] [CGrascal]
[煌野一人] ヴードゥー・スクワッド 前編 (コミックアンリアル 2015年4月号 Vol.54) [英訳]
[Taihei Tengoku] Enjyo-Kosai [English]{doujin-moe.us}
[太平天極] 援JK祭 [英訳]
>>6967964
>not including the response that references Michael Jackson
>>6967966
I know I know. I should have but I uploaded this earlier to another site. It was easier to save-paste it into this thread.
[Karma Tatsurou] Onaka no Naka / In The Womb
Lo Re
(C86) [Fatalpulse (Asanagi)] VictimGirls 17 SOS savage our souls (Kantai Collection KanColle) [English] [towyen]
(C86) [Fatalpulse (朝凪)] VictimGirls 17 SOS savage our souls (艦隊これくしょん 艦これ) [英
[Bobobo] Hokou I Tengoku | Remedial Lesson to Heaven (COMIC Megastore 2009-03) [English] {doujin-moe.us} [Decensored]
[Agata] MamaxPako ch.8-9 + Tank extras [English] =TLL+CW=
[SGK] Tawan Shota Manga! [English] [Anonygoo]
(C85) [EROQUIS! (Butcha-U)] Inranronpa + BABY WITH IORI RINKO (Danganronpa, Gundam Build Fighters) [English] {doujin-moe.us}
(C85) [EROQUIS! (ブッチャーU)] インランロンパ + BABY WITH IORI RINKO (ダンガンロンパ, ガンダムビルドファイターズ) [英訳]
[Fan no Hitori] Voodoo Squad Zenpen (COMIC Unreal 2015-04 Vol. 54) [English] [CGrascal]
Mahou Fuzoku Deli Heal Magica 3.
Handa ga Onanie Shiteru dake no Hon
Shota Eater by Yuuki Ray
That's enough images from me for a while.
I wanna see what hilarious gems other Anons can find.
>>6958868
"Chuck it in me gash"
Fuck dude I can't handle that.
>>6967947
>>6967953
What a nice girl.
>>6958179
Olny in real life kek
>>6968624
Bullshit. I'm still a virgin despite not being autistic.
>>6968625
logical fallacy.
[ if (x == true) then y == true] != [ if (y == true) then x == true]
does anyone have the futa thread that had the complaint about the "BIG MEATY COCKS"
Does anyone have ShindoL's email replies to /a/?
>>6968636
All futa are women but not all women are futa... For some goddamn reason. Can we get that fixed?
>>6968820
>>6959578
sauce
>>6968852
Voynich Hotel by Dowman Sayman
mostly non-lewd
>>6968857
Pretty good manga though.
>>6958407
FUCKING PRICELESS
>>6959495
I feel like this belongs in there
>>6960648
This gives me CG flashbags
>>6968841
I think getting them fixed would be antithesis to that, no?
>>6967271
do you ? because those guys are clearly not human
Does it still count ?
>>6967626
MGE/ other semi intelligent zombie, no
Romero/ 28 days, yes.
>>6969403
They're not even zombies in 28 days.
>>6960829
god, what a tranformation at the end of that, though.
>beard at the start
>that ending
just massive.
didn't they say it was only a month, or something?
constantly talking about the stink of cum, though... dear lord that was good.
>>6963972
oh man, doesn't look like anything I've read.
sauce? and more importantly, is it good?
>>6969383
And that's why I'm complaining that the writer chose to describe them as quote "indistinguishable from that of a human's" unquote. Pay attention dumbfuck.
[Bobobo] Fantagesta | Forward (PLDK) [English] [Kusanyagi] [Decensored]
>>6970320
thanks for the source