Penis Shrinking/Small Penis Humilation Thread

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>>6939026
source??

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1 in 3 people in this topic secretly wish this would happen to them

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>>6939160

http://nhentai.net/g/74340/

Is there any legit way to shrink your penis in real life?

I'm decidedly pretty average with a little over 6 inches, but I don't want to be that big. I really, really want to be smaller, but I don't really see much out there in terms of actually making it shorter.

>>6939349
Testosterone blockers can do it. But doing that will have secondary effects that you might not want.
There's this herb that's used for breast growth, Pueraria Mirifica. It increases oestrogen levels if taken in pill form but you can get it in cream form that apparently only affects the area you rub it into. So you could try rubbing that on your junk. It’s not confirmed though, only rumours.
You could also try hypnosis. Some people claim that it works. It's complete bullshit of course but you might be able to trick yourself into thinking it works.

>>6939349

Nothing that wont make you simply impotent.
Well I mean you could inject alcohol to scar, restricting the stretch, but nobody is seriously going to do that.

Does any good Anon know of a hentai similar to this porn?

http://www.xvideos.com/video9178435/sph_treatment_for_pathetic_dude

>>6939026
Was really hoping for more shrinking content, and less futa. But this is /d/

I'd contribute here, but what little PS has been posted here is what I have.

Lol at the liars from the last thread. Small penis wannabes, it's adorable.

>>6939216
the other 2 are already small

>>6939784
>Lol
>>Lol
>>>Lol
>>>>Lol

>>6939797
Apologies...KEK!

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Back when my asian gf was a curious virgin, she sent me this picture out of the blue (found it recently in my history) and said something along the lines of "it should be this big, right?" I know the length is nothing special, but for someone like me who isnt too thick, it turned me on knowing she had such high standards for being an innocent, oblivious little girl. Over the years ive told her about my large insertion/sph and cuck fetish and things are swell; she enjoys vanilla sex but has begun to humiliate me verbally and i think im happy enough to keep it as a fantasy. Now I know its just a picture of a cucumber but I hope the fact that the memory was real and that she was literally a virgin but knew she wanted thick was enjoyable for some of you

>>6939856
At least you have a gf. Lonely 4'' here.

>>6940012
It's upside down, but you get the point.

>>6940012
That closeup, awful angle, flaccid dick sure proves you're actually small...

>>6940012
How difficult this? I mean really.
Take a side shot, stood up, no hands, not zoomed the fuck in and bam a ruler in there.

>>6940012
Wow, i cant belive someone can be this small when they are hard, thats my length when im flaccid.

Anybody listen to sarnoga curse of the teeny weenie to shrink their dick?

>>6939349
Look up sarnoga curse of the teeny weenie.

It's a hypnosis file (free) and is very effective. Even if you don't believe just do some research.

>>6940143
>>6940144

It's nonsense. I mean are you guys 12?

>>6940151
It really isn't. If you think it's nonsense why don't you listen to it every night for a week.

>>6940235

Noone has ever posted legit pics to prove it's effects, it's garbage.
You know what, I actually did listen to it 2-3 years ago. I played it ever night and even had it on repeat so it would play in my sleep. My dick still works and is the exact same size that it always has been. I wanted it to work, but it's a massive load of bollocks.

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Penis shrinking is so scarce. Is there a pixiv tag for it?

>>6940245
And I've listened to it and it's worked.

>>6940349

Prove it, because no.

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>>6941396
Hey these are my captions! Awesome! I'm glad they got enjoyed enough to be reposted.

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Could i get a sus on this

>>6941508
The Succubus Lady From Next Door.

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>>6941367
I really wish I didn't notice that was comic sans.
I'm too bothered by it to fap to the image.

>>6939955
we can be alone together

>>6941398
Nice, she's smiling and giving thumbs up to it!

Anyone have any good online or real-life stories?

>>6939856
That is not even big
Look at the tiny hand

>>6943796
>Look at the tiny hand
Small hands humiliation?

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>>6943353
Pictures like these where girls react to tiny penises are great. I've got a bunch of anime screencaps such as this one that work well for SPH captions. Anyone up for me dumping a few?

>>6943900
Go for it.

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>>6943902
Okay, here goes.

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>>6943908

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>>6943915

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>>6943916

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>>6943917

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>>6943919
Think I'll leave the dump in this thread at this for now, but if anyone's interested, here's a booru made for collecting and uploading anime reaction screenshots that are good for SPH purposes.

sheseesyour.booru.org

>>6943913
>ooki na chi-n-chi-n suki da yo
Jesus that gets me hard.

>>6943926
>sheseesyour.booru.org
Did you create this? I wanna post but don't know what's okay to post? Would captioned pics be okay?

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>>6943947
My main intention is for the booru to contain anime screenshots that function both as reaction pictures and as material that people with masochistically inclined fetishes such as this can use to make captions for themselves. Although what people are into varies from person to person, the pics already uploaded are some examples of what kinds of screenshots I had in mind. Basically, if you've seen ">they see your" threads on /a/, those are the kinds of pictures I made the booru for.

For example, anything from smug expressions to disgusted expressions to out-of-context SPH material to low-angle shots can be posted on the site. I would avoid posting pictures that are already captioned, though, as the purpose is for people to be able to self-insert and think of their own scenarios to go with the images.

>>6940144
Whether it works or not, I really wish a hot woman would record that.

>>6943972

Very hot stuff. Keep it up.

>>6940144
>>6940235
>>6940349

Not you again. Why do I need to keep explaining this to you. HYPNOSIS DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

You are basically saying that if you listen to a fucking fetish recording, it will physically remove mass from your penis.

Explain to me how if this was possible, that every person with a malignant tumor in their body isn't prescribed hypnosis to simply make the tumor shrink? It should also work to lose weight while increasing calorie intake.

Now, we know that hypnosis works, but it does not physically alter the body.

We can use hypnosis to make people lose weight by getting them to change eating habits. We could use hypnosis to make you THINK your penis is smaller. Hell, you could theoretically use hypnosis to make yourself incapable of getting an erection without intervention. Shrinking your penis with hypnosis is not possible though. Stop spreading bad science.

>>6944684
Exactly.
I think the clip does try to induce impotence, which if maintained for a prolong period of time could cause penile atrophy, but then you're not getting an erection, so it's worthless. Plus I don't think psychological impotence would affect nocturnal erections, so you wouldn't remain limp enough for a prolong period to cause atrophy.
It's obvious bullshit that nobody has ever proven. I don't know why it keeps getting suggested. I just assume they're either 12 or just morons.

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reminder

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1743-6109.2012.02917.x/abstract

>>6945053
http://sci-hub.bz/10.1111/j.1743-6109.2012.02917.x

>>6939078
Source???

>>6944684
>>6940245
>>6940151
>>6940151
>>6944684

It does work. I originally didn't believe but then I tried it and after a month it started to work. It works by lowering your testosterone level (to the point of my doctor suggesting injections for general health reasons). Low testosterone causes the shrinking.

If you really don't believe in it go and listen to it for a week.

>>6945322

Prove it or fuck off.

>>6945053
>>6945075
>my fetish has evolved to the point where I can masturbate to scientific research articles
I don't know if this is a new low or an achievement

>>6945334
How? Several sites have sections devoted to it. And my personnel experience with it says it's works.

>>6945463
Present evidence of a change in penis size, else fuck off.

>>6945352
I like muscle growth and minigts and shit like that and I can masturbate to the calculated bodyweight of a 9 foot amazon

Its like sci-fi nerds who think calculating the engine power of the supreme commander submarines based on hull drag and velocity is cool, makes it more real and immersive I guess

>>6939043
Anyone knows who did this one? Image searching just gives the original source.

>>6945537
A lot of recent captions have been made by random anons or a random anon. There seem to be at least two or three. Original source as far as I know is a prior sph thread.

Anyone have those Claire Reigns books?

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pill shrinking

>>6946667
More dick shrinking pls

Little bump.

>>6945904
Still waiting

>>6939726
So would there be a way if I'm fine with becoming impotent?

>>6945904
If someone makes a free trial on scribd they could make screenshots for everyone to read

>>6947439
Oh god please someone do that.

>>6947439
Doesn't look like her stuff is available on scribd unfortunately.

>>6939081
Soooooooooo hawwwwwt FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
If only there was mor of this with a small male penus.

>>6945904
what are those?

>>6945904

yes, what are they?

>>6948234
SPH books please share them with us.

>>6941557
Too bad she increases the size...

>>6948751
yeah, It lost the appeal really fast

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>>6943353
Need more Miku stuff

We need something to make these threads more involving and exciting. Anyone have any ideas?

I'd be interested in hearing about people's real life humiliation experiences, or ideas people have for causing humiliation that others could play out and report back on.

>>6950895
I sometimes ask what characters people like for SPH and scenarios/how they go about it. But I'm more character orientated with porn, it's rare i jerk it to original characters or ones i don't know.

>>6950490
source?

>>6951035
That is it

Penis shrinking is my fetish but is like impossible to find related stuff

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>>6939729
I love the brat types. Probably something with Iori or Kirino would be similar to that?

Is this also the prejack thread?

>>6950490

Too mean spirited

Anyone have any real sph experiences? Or things that led to developing this fetish?

>>6939077
>Size stealing
The hottest

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0/10
shitty art. shitty story

>>6952656
Kind of a strange old childrens book

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well this is just poor

>>6950895
I met a girl on omegle recently and when I told her how big I am she asked "are you an Asian?"
When I showed her pics, she apologized and said it was the smallest she'd ever seen.

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>>6952736
I didn't even post it but you guys are mean. :(

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>>6952827

More like this please

>>6952983
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE

>>6945322
I have listened to it for 5 days while charting my penis size the entire time.

There has been no downward trend, just slight variations due to erection strength. Every measurement has been within ~1-2mm.

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source redoma - lucky to have him

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part 2

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and the best for last.

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>>6953495
oh man, someone should loop one of the stroking parts

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Does anybody know what doujin this is from?

>>6953492
>>6953493
>>6953495
BASED REDMOA

>>6953495

OH FUCK. The first transformation makes it my exact size, the next is essentially my flaccid. I'm so hard right now.
I hope he does more at that size. You hear that redmoa, we know we frequent here, please do more at that size.

>>6953495

"know what? You're STILL too big for my tastes. Let's fix that..."

>>6953504
Thanks!

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>>6953495
this is fucking awesome

quality content like this is so rare

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>>6953504

>>6946571
Source?? I've been looking for this one forever

>>6954267
https://exhentai.org/g/732803/273f87f945/

>>6952235
My first 'girlfriend' in middle school laughed at my dick and some psychological wires got crossed and now I have this fetish

[spoiler]She also subsequently dated a black guy with 9 inches [/spoiler]

>>6952235

I once didn't wear underwear to college and didn't realise until the day was over that my dick could be clearly seen through my trousers. Flaccid I am tiny. Thinking back over the day there were a few giggles given towards me, but I didn't think much of it.
The next day, a group of girls that I was crushing on uploaded photos online of them doing dumb poses and shit. A few stood out. There were a few pics where the girls were making the small penis sign. I have no idea if these were directed at me, but I know they have fueled my sph fetish and I still get off to the pics quite often.

okay, seriously, is there an impotent fetish?.. not that i'm into it or anything...

>>6955842
There are people on tumblr who write captions about not being able to get it up when it comes time to fuck. Some of it is kinda hot.

Are there any more premature ejaculation?

>>6950490
Wtf
That was a bit abrupt

>>6950895
A while after my gf discovered my fetish and realized i was serious, she legit asked a mutual friend (in front of me) how thick his dick was, and he showed her with his hands. She mirrored the gesture and turned to me, gave me this shit eating grin and mouthed "wow". Well her attitude was honestly a bit silly; you could tell they were both taking the piss, but I told her the next time we got horny it actually turned me on. She caught on, put a ruler up against my dick in a way that made it look small, then marked off where the guy said he was at as I jacked off. Then there was more humiliation with her putting the ruler on her stomach but it enters cuck territory which i think I'll avoid in this thread.

>>6939097
Fuck u leona u only had a high winrate last patch because riot forgot to implement pbe nerfs

>>6957004
c'mon m8, don't let us with the blue balls

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need dat sauce

>>6950895

Okay, here is a real one I've never told anyone. For some background my gf has only ever been with me and has no idea I have this fetish. So one time my gf was at a small party with about 4 other girls and maybe 2 guys and they were playing some game where that had to come up with answers fast. So the question came up 'what can you fit entirely in your hand' and one of them answers 'a pencil', then my gf chimes in with 'a dick'. The other girls who had been with guys look really surprised and are like 'no', but my gf keeps insisting, and then after a few more seconds the girls momentarily glance in my direction. 2 of them are virgins and just giggle. My mind just goes numb. I wish I knew what they think now.

>>6957004
>put a ruler up against my dick in a way that made it look small
Can you elaborate?

Also, I think so long as it doesn't go full cuck then people will be ok with the rest. People enjoy the cock comparison stuff, so long as it's teasing and that then it's all good.

>>6957255
Friends or girlfriends friends thinking you're small is always extremely hot. You'd love to know more, what they really think, but it's so difficult to find out.
I like here that these girls must assume dicks are quite large. I find that with a lot of girls have issues with flaccid dicks and just don't get it. I mean, of course a dick could fit into a hand, but if they see dicks as these huge erect cocks then we don't stand a chance. I'm rambling.

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>>6953495
>>6953493
>>6953492


>>6953528


someone should really loop each of the individual parts

does anyhone have some dick stealing/genital swapping throuhg magic or something ?

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>>6958419

Why is this a fetish, so you like girls laughing at your small dick

There used to be a small penis humiliation website call smallpenis.ning.com or smallpenishumiliation.ning.com
smallpphumilation.ning.com?

Did anyone go there?

If you did, do you remember a story by a guy who got into a barfight and had his penis cut off while he was unconscious?

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The kiss that shrinks.

>>6958428
It's a form of sexual humilation. Some people get off to that.

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anyone have any other vidya sph?

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Fresh off the presses.

1/3

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>>6958744

2/3

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>>6958745

3/3

>>6953021

My Husband is a Sissy by Nite Q

I was sharing some stories from HS with some buddies over the weekend, and thought I'd share the most embarrasing experience I remember from HS. I was on the football team. As part of football, we had a "team sports" class, where we would basically get credits for doing team related stuff. There were guys in there mainly from the football team, but other sports and regular students as well. The only male gym teacher was our football coach. There were 2 female teachers. The gym was located off of the science wing of the school near that department's faculty meeting room. I think all of the science teachers (at least those I had) were women.

One day after class, we were in the locker room. We had 15 minutes before the bell rang to get ready so that we wouldn't miss our next class. We were in the locker after showering, I remember I had my towel on and was putting on deodorant when a fight broke out by my locker, which was in the rows closest to the door. I don't even remember what it was all about, just that one of the football guys was fighting some other kid and they were going at it strong. A bunch of other guys jumped in, first to separate then to fight. I then joined in. It was loud and a mess- most of the towels fell off and it probably looked really gay in hindsight. Anyways, someone ran into the coaches office and yelled "FIGHT" and the coach, the gym teachers, and a couple of teachers who had no first period class came busting into the room to separate the fight. At this point, I was near the back of the pile and my towel had just fallen down. I suddenly felt someone grab me by the shoulders and yank me off of there- spinning me around in the process. It was my AP Chemistry teacher. She couldn't have been older than thirty, and was moderately attractive. Cute body and a very average face. Needless to say, I turned bright red but still started screaming about getting back into the fight, but she led me to the back of the lockerroom.

>>6959011
The coach and the other teachers started pulling the other guys off.

At this point, I was completely naked, bright red and huffing and puffing and angry, about three rows of lockers from my clothes and four from my towel, and being held against a locker by my female teacher. She was holding my wrists up against the lockers, so that I couldn't move my arms or swing. In roughly 20 seconds, I realized all of this, and that she could see my small penis. What is normally about an inch and a half was probably half that at best. The first thing she asked me was where my locker was. When I told her, she looked back (that's where the coach and 2 of the male teachers who came in had some of the other kids from the fight) and asked where my towel was. I said somewhere in the mess over there, and she said to 'hold tight then.' I could tell she was somewhat uncomfortable, because she alternated between stepping back and looking over her shoulder toward the coach and making sure I didn't go anywhere. Finally, she started asking me about the fight, what happened, etc. She did say that as soon as they moved everyone from the area by my locker, I could go get dressed. I stood there for probably not even 2 minutes (which seemed like hours) while she watched me as the others got their stuff on. I started to get an erection. Which was a millimeter over 2 inches long, that year. It was the most awkward feeling I ever could've had. I wasn't a poor student or an asshole, but I was kind of a smartass. I would clown around a bit in her class, which was something that I probably regretted now standing there with my small penis in full view. I watched her eyes glance downward... I saw a grin spread across her face, her mouth opened slightly as she stifled what sounded like a giggle.. When the others were done, she walked me over to my locker. After getting dressed, I was suspended. When I came back 2 days later and had her class, I was embarrassed like I never have been before.

>>6958742
Conkers bad fur day has some and what is this

>>6958477
I've never heard of it sorry. Google seems to suggest it was smallpphumilation.ning.com, but there's not archives or anything.
That story sounds harsh.

>>6959022

Pretty hot, although the size seems a bit exaggerated. I do imagine that is a very exciting experience to think back on, I know it'd fuel some sph fantasies.

When I was about 12 my school took us on a trip to an old fancy mansion to stay for a week, you do activities and all that nonsense. I once forgot my towel whilst showering and had to sneak back to my room from the shower alone completely naked. It was quite a journey through this old house, but most people were busy in their rooms. I did always have a bit of an exhibitionist thing going and it did make me super exciting, although I wasn't yet masturbating. So I headed back to my room dripping wet with a hard little erection, hoping I wouldn't be seen. I actually made it to the door of my room at the end of a long corridor when one of my teachers shouted "oh my god, anon, what do you think you're doing?" appearing behind me suddenly. I turned around and faced my female form tutor, forgetting to cover up in shock, ensuring she got to see everything. I'll never forget the smirk she made, it embarrassed me to my core. I explained my situation quickly and she just told me to put some clothes on. I guarantee she told the other teachers, but it was never brought up directly again. I was forever embarrassed when in her presence, but it's fun to think back on.

>>6959022
Hot. Do you have any more stories to share?
Do you have a follow up to the Jake's dilemma Mom pov?

>>6958742
Angel is best waifu

>>6958744

artist?

>>6959662
Oh man what i'd do to have the sailors ridicule my dick

>>6958744

That dick is far too big.

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>>6959686
Maybe you'd relate better to this one?

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>>6959735

Close. Maybe more like this.

>>6959623

http://tenkaboutthebutts.tumblr.com

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>>6959787
Futa edition.

>>6959787

>>6961241
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>>6961252

Forgot the image. It was real late

>>6961475

>>6961475
Smaller!

>>6958477
uh I remember something on reddit where a dude was drugged and his dick tip was cut off, you'd bleed to death if your whole dick was cut off.

>>6962173

Not if you cauterize it, but that would probably wake you up if the chopping didn't do the trick.

>>6939043
pictures like this are ruining sph threads/

>>6962906
No

>>6939043
Jeez. You don't have to make the guy feel like shit about it.

>>6962906
Nah brah

>>6963359
>>missing the point

>>6962906
this
>>6963169
>>6963556
it's not actual fucking content, it's the same shit like the POV pics in the giantess threads

>>6964764
So? It keeps the thread alive and induces boners. the fuck does it matter whether or not it fits your, or anyone else's, criteria of 'actual content'.

It falls under SPH and at least some people like it. I don't see a problem.

>>6964953
>>6964764
For you!

>>6964764
what is a "POV"?

>>6965030

Point Of View. Porn from a first person perspective.

>>6964953

>Speech isn't written in an order that makes any amount of sense.
>Cuckolding
>Image has no indication of the situation being presented in the text
>Text is garbage. Font is trash, colours are awful

This is a bad caption and you should feel bad.

>>6965039
Yeah this is literally all custom content that comes out of those stupid fucking elzi threads.

>>6965039
>>6965080
I like it. Find new content if you don't want to see captions, or even just contribute.

>>6965104

I'm someone who's created actual content for these threads. I'm done doing so as there's nothing from anyone else in return but garbage.

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>>6965124
Good for you, I love spiting people too.

>>6939216
Source?

>>6964593

I don't see the appeal.

>>6965124
O K B U D D Y. You want medal? pat on the back? Very good, nice, great job. Fanfuckingtastic. Expect a call from SPH inc with your new position as chief cry baby, 300k starting.

>>6965319
It's ok, buddy, I'm done. Enjoy very little new content with actual sph.

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>>6965330
Enjoy your tantrum.

>>6965330
What happened?

>>6965319
>>6965330
C-can't we all just be friends?

>>6939214
if you are going to post captioned stories, make sure they're in English, fagote

>>6959686
I enjoy bigger dicks being humiliated for being small because it makes me feel even smaller

>>6953495
bloody hell reds done it again aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!~
besss

>>6965388
>>6965130
>>6965104
>getting this defensive over shitty captions

This >>6964953 sums up all content in those threads, or have you not realized that cuz you're an ADHD baby? Those threads have 0 related content besides text. The pictures are just a side effect of the thread's existence and elzi's need for attention and pats on the back. The only thing related to what those threads ask for is stupid text.

That's all that matters, that's the fucking deciding factor of whether or not something is good content for you, I guess. Take any fucking picture and put text on it, now your fetish is tickled and you're satisfied. The picture isn't even necessary if that's all it takes, just post fucking pastebin links.

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>>6966437

I don't care one way or another about shitty captions. It's that you think you expect content that's up to your standards in exchange for what you did, and you'd spite the rest of the thread because some people make captions. I don't give a fuck about your OC, you can stuff it.

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>>6966437

And in case it still wasn't clear I wasn't responding to defend captions, I was calling you out for being a huge fucking baby about it.

Couldn't care less about captions (some of them do work), but crying over people not rewarding you for your shitty captions is a new level of manchild.

>>6966441
>>6966449

Lol. That's not the same person as before, moron.

>>6966441
I'm not >>6965124, this is how defensive you are, it's like you're literally babysitting the posters of the trash that makes up those threads. Repetitive images, almost none of the content is related. You're defending shitty content and tertiary as fuck posts (generic anime girl solo pic, oh but it's got text, that's /d/!) just for the sake of it. You don't get anything out of defending shitty content; if anything you actively hurt yourself and others by diluting the quality of available content.

You're like some shitty fanboy on deviant art, defending mspaint line and shape tool art. You think you're the good guy in this situation but you're not doing anyone any favors.

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>>6966462
So you aren't that guy, who cares? Does that make anything I said less true? Some captions suck I don't give a fuck when people make them, but I especially hate the guy that YOU are defending because he's a huge spiteful baby. Whatever I said to you should go to him.

I don't understand why you think I'm defending captions and the sensitive people that make them just because I think posts like >>6965330
are fucking ridiculously infantile. And the person who posted it is a huge faggot.

I don't give a fuck when people go lel that wasn't even me because how the fuck am I supposed to know it's just two people complaining over nothing now.

>>6966471
(i'm not one of these guys)

Pretty sure we'll lose nothing if shit like this >>6964953 will disappear. Yeah, the posting will be less frequent, but content like this has absolutely no value to it and just serves as means to constantly bring the quality standards down.

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>>6966489
That was a shitty caption, no doubt. But I never wanted to get involved in an argument over captions because I'm indifferent. That guy just annoyed me with his attitude.

Guys, keep arguing, it's my fetish and I am literally diamonds right now.

>>6966489
All I have to say is that while that particular caption was pure ass even from a picture design standpoint [as pointed out by the guy who bailed], you're wrong about it having no value.

Because some people still jack off to it.
And that's literally the point of the thread.

I'm not defending shitty captions here, mind, I do think there needs to be at least a modicum of quality in whatever is posted, but like.
Despite what you say, it's not as though shitty captions actively erode everyone's standards. Anyone who thinks it's awful is just going to cringe, roll their eyes or what have you, and move on.

The only thing that lowers people's standards is desperation for new (or 'new' as it were) content, and that will occur whether or not the captions are there, because actual new content is pretty rare.

>>6966496
My attitude?
I objectively looked at that shit caption, you said I should get over it or contribute, I told you I did contribute and was sick of the shit, you then went super hostile.

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>>6966509
I never told anybody why don't you contribute, that was >>6965104, are you saying that's me? Because I just thought it was strange when you started going I DO MAKE CONTENT, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE CONTENT THAT ISN'T SHIT IN RETURN, I GUESS I JUST WON'T MAKE ANYTHING ANYMORE. And that's cool, you can do that, it just sounded like a tantrum to me. If you even are that guy.

>>6966471
ok fag

>>6966515
I just responded to >>6965104 saying that I do actually create content and I'm done doing so because the only other new content seems to be garbage like >>6964953. That was met with >>6965319 which seemed highly uncalled for. Why would I want to share my content with people that can't take criticism of their awful uploads or handle baby level shit posting?

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>>6966529
Because there are 93 IPs in this thread and there is one guy that really likes bad captions that you're upset with. The first post I got involved with was the one about spite, because the whole thread suffers because of one guy.

>>6966532

Yes. I am easily offended, likely due to my small penis size causing an overreaction when arguing.

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>>6966539
I'm sorry I overreacted at your overreaction and let's squash the subject.

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Stop arguing and post porn.

>>6966709

Heh. I like this.

>>6957038
Alright
>>6957372
So she put it next to my dick but started where the base met the balls, not my body. She legitimately didn't know how to measure dicks, and because I was made out to be an inch less than I really was, she thought the average was actually 6 inches or so. It did make the fantasy better so I let her think that for a while before I began showing her amateur videos.

Anyway, she told me to jack off and see if I could get it to where she marked the ruler off. Now this was the first time we'd actually done anything non-vanilla that didn't involve her as the sub so it was a bit nerve wracking, plus she already knew how big I was anyway. I couldn't get it to full hardness and she started to mock cheer for like half a minute
She pulled away and pulled up her shirt (we were both in our underwear) and then lay the ruler on top of stomach. She feigned amazement and giggled and threw the ruler onto the bed.
I asked her if it was that bad, and she responded, "How does anything like that go that deep?" While we masturbate each other something like this plays out:
Me: "I bottom out though."
Her: "Please, a lot of things go deeper than you."
and she rolls her eyes, just to mess with me.
Me: "Do you want to try bigger?" (just paraphrasing here)
Her: "Maybe. Yeah, sure. But if I do, we can't have sex anymore."
Me: "How come?"
Her: "Well, no downgrading, you know? I'll be hooked."
Me: "What about holidays? Your birthday?"
Her: "Mmmm I'll let you watch on holidays."
Then I just cut her off and threw myself on her so it pretty much ends there.
I have a few more experiences, if anyone cares to hear.

>>6967223
yeah, we weren't very good at talking dirty. this is around 17.

>>6965130
>>6965388
>>6966441
>>6966449
>>6966471
>>6966496
>>6966532
>>6966543
source?

>>6967223
>I have a few more experiences, if anyone cares to hear.

of course anon! share!

>>6967492

http://imgur.com/a/3MmCA

I got these off pixiv but the artist deleted his account some months ago. I felt obligated to do this because I might be the only person with them, but here is like 95% of this artist's work. The ones I didn't save were like similar background different text because I don't speak jap but there weren't a lot of those.

>>6967527
Man, he deleted his account? I hadn't bothered checking for anything new from him for a while, what a shame.

Now I wish I saved the master copies of the IM@S one instead of the 1200 versions, but oh well.

I'll upload the full set if anyone wants them, but they're obviously not worth much if you don't know nip.

>>6967591
Yeah I was pretty bummed, he was one of the few that regularly did sph, premature ejac, and phimosis humiliation. But it's kind of understandable. People that upload stuff like that to amateur porn sites often delete their accounts too, but that's even more understandable.

https://exhentai.org/s/8101c2211a/393189-8

Just fyi, I am translating this.

The teacher purposely pulls down his boxers as a surprise, and when she finds his development to be... tiny, she advises him to make sure everyone can see it properly, with a grin on her face. :)

>>6968587
sadpanda.png

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>>6968587
We appreciate man.

Does anyone know the source on this story?
http://pastebin.com/hDmLzbQH
I can't find where it originated from and its driving me crazy

>>6967527
>>6968328
Anyways thank you so much anon

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is anyone here taking caption requests? we need more haruhi captions!

>>6969286
I'd love more Haruhi ones. The trouble is finding images I like, that are suitable/fit SPH, and if I can come up with something good enough for it. Plus jerking it to stuff done by others is a lot better than stuff done yourself.

>>6969963
I've got a huuuuuuuge haruhi folder I can look through it all and post a few when I get home

>>6970163
May as well make some sorta album on imgur

>>6968669
>not knowing about sadpanda in freaking 2016
*facepalm*

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>>6970288
>*facepalm* in 2016

>>6968669
Okay but really since I'm in a good mood due to staying awake for 2 days now I will tell you how to defeat the panda.

>now that you have seen him you must remove his cookie from your browser, or he will never let you past
>go to e-hentai.org
>make an account
>be signed in to that account
>now go to exhentai


At least that's what's worked for me for like 5 years now. Again make sure to remove his cookie if you've seen him, I think this is where a lot of people fuck up.

On a slightly more related note here's a ludicrous edit I made, I can't even fap to it I went way too far. Sometimes I wonder if it's a good idea to make edits while I;m jacking off

>>6970179
in the process this is gonna take forever

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>>6969062
im done
dont need anymore fap material

>>6969963
>>6970179

https://haruhifag.imgur.com/

here you go, surely there's got to be some suitable ones

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Please, not right now...

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Nitta Jun - Suisen no Jouken

Name of comic or link?

>>6970952
I may be being extremely picky but nothing is coming to mind when looking through these. Well the main thing is that I'd only caption the good artwork stuff, to my tastes anyway, what looks appealing to me. So there's that but nothing pops up like how I usually do it. It's quite hard to just put something to an image, it just comes to me like im reading invisible text on the image, if that makes sense. With SPH that is, but there's some images that could work with chastity/cuckolding etc that SPH could just be added in someway too but that may not be your thing. I mean if I was doing it just for me I would but you're requesting it so at least I'd wanna have it towards your direction I guess.

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>>6971394
Ah, Nitta Jun, the man who imagines a world where all the women are unbelievable sluts and men can still somehow manage to not get laid.

>>6971394

Well make the poor guy feel like shit why dont you, you little bitch?

>>6967174
>Maya SPH
Holy shit how has this never occurred to me before?

Who do you think she's talking to? Mia? Franziska? [spoiler]Pearl?[/spoiler]

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>>6969286
>>6969963
>>6970952

Decided to have a go at it. Hope you all like

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>>6972183

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>>6972255

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>>6969286
>>6970952
Wasn't in there but I found this one.

>>6972183
>>6972191
>>6972204
>>6972219
>>6972234
>>6972255
>>6972260
Yeah man that's the fucking stuff!

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>>6972260
>>6972284
Thanks! I'll probably do at least a couple more tonight.

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>>6972325

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>>6972341
I think that's it for tonight. Glad they were enjoyed, might be doing more if I can pick out some more good images.

>>6972350
>>6972183
>>6972191
>>6972204
>>6972219
>>6972255
>>6972260
>>6972284
>>6972325
>>6972341

Didnt expect to see so many after uploading the album. These are all fuckin great!

>>6939349
There's a fun and painful method: Give yourself Peyronie's Disease.
It's a buildup of plaque/scar tissue on the shaft of the penis from chronic friction.
Most guys who have it got it from masturbation. And most guys only get it on one side, where their grip pressure is strongest, so as they age they slowly develop a curve to their penis. What's happening is one side is becoming less elastic and erecting less.

Some really unlucky guys deathgrip their dick and develop it on both sides of their penis, reducing the overall length and often the overall circumference of their erections as well.

The fun part is you get it by masturbating intensely with great frequency. So every day, jerk yourself sore and you'll develop it over time.

The painful part is, obviously, the "jerk yourself sore" part.

>>6972724
You can actually force one sided scaring through certain bending methods, so you get a curve in one side and a decrease in that side's length. Then you can follow that up by surgery to fix the problem, Nesbits procedure. This is where they shorten the oppose side using stitches so that your dick becomes straight again. Bam, you've got a smaller functional dick.

You can also achieve this through alcohol injection to create scaring.

Haruhi is so perfect for this. Whether it's straight up cock lust >>6972183 sissification/male denial >>6972191 >>6972255 cuckolding/ntr >>6972260 >>6972284 direct insults >>6972234 >>6972219 or just general teasing >>6972204 >>6972325

Literally a goddess to worship.

>>6939349
There are a few ways:
-Pueraria Merifica will work over a long time but will also make you importent (testicle will shrink a lot, penis a little)
-Weight gain
-Surgery (i don't think you will be able to find a doctor ever tho)

>>6973296

Seeing as how she's basically a Q, I don't see why she doesn't just make the guy's dick of a sufficient size to please her

>>6973687
She's an eccentric weirdo that likes doing stuff others don't. Hey it could work the other way in that she watches a BBC hypno video and when she wakes up all white guys have their dicks shrunk.

>>6973687
>>6973705

I thought it was widely accepted that Kyon is actually "god" and not Haruhi.

Regardless of anime canon, Haruhi has a great body and the perfect amount of bitchyness to be the perfect cuckoldress.

>>6973709
Author might have given that up that everyone suspected it.

>perfect amount of bitchyness to be the perfect cuckoldress
Oh yes. How i'd love to be part of her cuck harem. Be a member of the computer club next door and lose in a game and having to lock up all our cocks while she does a live stream from the SOS dan room of her taking it from the huge oji-san teachers.

>>6973719
I completely agree. Speaking of, why in the fuck are there no doujins of haruhi fucking old men or teachers? Not even a picture with that old guy in that one episode of season 1 who clearly wanted to fuck her brains out.

>>6973719
>Haruhi locking up cocks
Sweet god yes. I'll do some caps for this.

>>6973705

Id love for her to shrink my dick.

Then when she tries to pull the humiliation thing. Ill just shrug, say whatever, and then walk away. Then go home and jerk my little dick off

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>>6973727
Go wild

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>>6973727

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>>6973792
What a convenient necklace

>>6973818
Nice. What font do you use i'd like to try making one myself.

>>6973818
10/10 improvement, thanks
>>6973825
It's called Anime Ace

>>6973818
Now she needs a bunch more on her bracelet to imply she has a whole harem of cucks locked up in chastity

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>>6973766

>>6972183
>>6972191
>>6972255
>>6972260
>>6972284
>>6973818
>>6973842
I'm falling deeper into degeneracy thanks to Haruhi. Bless you anons, I'm now a total cuck for Haruhi.

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Some more mild ones from earlier.

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>>6973982
Throwing a little foot fetish in the mix

>>6973982
Honestly prefer the mild and cuck ones to the sissy/chasity

>>6972219
This is my long forgotten fetish. I never see SPH mixed with insults about anal performance and the ideas of going balls deep into a huge ass and failing to reach her is diamond inducing.