Would you rather

b

a.

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>>6932637
definitely b, without a doubt. does the getting enourmously fat happen instantly or gradually? do I derive more sexual pleasure from food than normal? what happens if I don't eat?

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b

A

Why the fuck would anyone choose the lonely life of option B? My literal life goal right now is to find a woman willing to do even a fraction of the things in A. I legit want a nympho woman to come into my life (attractive or not) and take complete control. If I could literally just play video games/watch anime/go to the gym without having to worry about bills it would be the absolute best life ever. Even better if she could be a futa.

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>>6932872

1. Having a fat fetish.

2. Being rich means you can attract almost any partner you like anyway.

>>6932858
It happens in a flash, human food is the same (succubi feed off sex,) and if you don't eat enough you quickly grow weak and if you don't get any for a few days you get dragged down to Hell to recuperate (i.e. get massive amounts of devil dick.)

>>6932637
A, hell yeah I'd choose A.

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>>6932637
a. futa

Would you rather:

a. download your mind into a robot body of your design. The catch is that "you" will never experience its life as you are locked into your own mortal body. A robotic version of you will live on though, living in the ideal body you designed.

b. Grow your ideal living body and have your brain transferred to it. The only catch is that you will eventually die after about 100 years. You can't have your brain put in another body for "reasons"

>>6932885
>Being rich means you can attract almost any partner you like anyway

I get it but all you get is gold diggers and the search for an actual partner would take too fucking long. Not to mention being fat would also ruin your chances of being able to perform at the peak of performance and many sexual fetishes are eliminated with fatness. I would literally kill a person or 50 to have a partner so devoted to me and only me as in option A. Option B would be ok for a while but I've actually lived that life and it gets fucking lonely. I'm not super duper fucking rich but make enough to not have to worry about any sort of expense and I just want someone to take care of me in a way that makes me think they actually want me for who I am not what I own.

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>>6932888
this really seems like a win-win sitiuation to me

not only do I get to be massively fat, with what I can only assume is no real issues other than the uncontrollable hunger, which kind of seems like a plus in its own way, but if I want to take some devil dick all I have to do is skip a meal or two?

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>>6932891

b by a mile.100 years is plenty of time to live a full and exciting life.

>>6932891
A sounds good to me! I can design my robot self to look like my ideal partner and my robot self will agree to let me fuck her because I know I would let me fuck myself if I ever was a robot girl. It's a win-win, I get to live the rest of my life with my ideal sex partner and when I do die, my robot self can live on without me.

>>6932896

If female (which succubus implies), there are plenty of men who are truly into fat girls, rich or not. Finding someone to fuck regularly wouldn't be hard. And finding someone (male or female) to settle down with wouldn't be that hard either.

If I'm male, there are enough female fat admirers to make it worth it, even if finding a girl with a truly aligned personality and interests would be hard, that would be 100% a personality thing. Feabie has enough of them for example, they're just geographically dispersed -- which is negated by wealth.

Regardless of gender, I don't think it would be as lonely as you're making it out to be with a bit of wealth and initiative.

>>6932637
Definitely A.

>>6932927
I'm not a risk taker IRL and I would take option A for the sole fact that I would never have to worry about ever being cheated on and I'm into momdom scenarios anyway so it's the logical choice for me.

You could have all the money in the world but nothing beats a chick that is guaranteed to want you 100% of the time.

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>>6932891

B, obviously.

Guys, this thread doesn't work if you just answer and don't make up your own questions.


A. Would you rather live out the rest of your life as a futa sucubus's cock, feeling all of pleasures of her multiple sexy adventures

or

B Live out your life being a beautiful futa succubus, hungry for sex, but you never actually feel the pleasure of said sex, you just get a sense of fullness, like having eaten a big meal.

>>6932637
I have A. With the upsides of lacking that level of sabotage, because she's very supportive when she's not being a needy headcase, and also she's OK if I look at the porn I like, and the downside is that I pay the rent. And she's not a futa, but is real good with a strapon.

>>6932925
Would you miss you when you're gone?

>>6932637
A. I could use some ara ara in my life.
>>6932891
B. It would still be an improvement and there's a chance they could get around the "reasons" in a few decades.

You have made very important people very angry and need to hide. Luckily you know some people who can help you.

A: An absolute slimeball with ties to organized crime all over the world needs help with some awful shit: human trafficking, illegal meat, weapon smuggling, and more. You won't be involved with the worst work, the jobs are relatively easy, you'll never be caught, and will receive protection wherever you go. The stated pay isn't great but greased palms can get you a damn fine paycheck. If you're good at it you'll move up and become both respected and feared by everybody. If you're incompetent or slacking things will go horribly wrong and at best you'll be hanged and at worst you'll become a pariah and brutally raped and beaten in prison. Could you live with yourself?

B: A cute college-aged Asian girl, much to her parent's dismay, wants a wife and will turn you into one. There' s no magic or sci-fi tech to make you a babe. You'll be going the classic route of hormones, herbs, lotions, make-up, and *bare minimum* surgery. If there's any major advancements (e.g. implanted wombs) you're getting it whether you like it or not. You're going to be a housewife, cooking and cleaning all day every day. She is obsessed with femininity will have you dressed in extremely elaborate and frilly outfits. She also has some very... interesting fetishes and will have you indulging them. You'll learn to like it... right?

>>6933059
B
Learn to love it? I'm already doing the transitioning part, and hopefully I can fatten her up with all the cooking

>>6933059
A. Not much different from my normal job except for the promise of moving up

WYR

A. Have the ability to be absolutely irresistible to any females of choosing and have godlike ability in the pleasuring her. The catch? If you spend more than a single day with a woman she'll sprout a dick and lose her vagina leaving as a very male shemale.

B. Become shotafied. You'll receive a harem of motherly and older sister type women who baby you and care for your every need. Unfortunately you'll be treated like a child too and will have to follow a strict set of house rules decided by your harem.

>>6933059
I am a lowly coward, and A doesn't bring me much safety, so B.
>>6933169
A because it is great for revenge. I'll fuck his girl better than he ever could and he'll never get to feel her pussy again.

>>6932637
B. I could use my endless wealth to keep me well fed. In addition to that, if females are on the table as well, my wife will be very happy.

>>6932891
B. It's about me, not another me. I will never risk someone who claims to be me because of memories to tarnish myself in any way because of a faulty upload, a hack to the robot brain, or another unforseen instance in which my biological self would disagree with a doll pretending to be me.

>>6933002
B. That's actually a lot closer to my real life thanks to a neurological issue. However, if it means I can cum with a partner, at least my wife gets a kid.

>>6933059
A. I'm ambitious and if I can control the underworld I can get what I want while bringing some much needed rules to a lawless trade.

>>6933169
A. The only person I have to worry about is my wife. If I can turn the attraction thing off I am all good.

WYR

A. Be reborn into a world where women grow into dominate Amazonians while men grow into beautiful feminine traps. You get to choose which you are born as, Amazon or Trap.

B. Be sent back to the start of puberty in this world, with the only difference being that everyone can shift back and forth between a male and female form. Your attractiveness is the same for both sexes, and switching between male and female is a light exercise that typically takes about 10 minutes. This can be shortened and made easier through regular transformation, and with enough practice you can mix traits of both of your forms. All typical government issued IDs now require a picture of both your male and female face. Changing rooms will be provided at the DMV.

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>>6933249
A, I've always wanted to be a trap waifu.

Would you rather....

A. Be kidnapped by a classy bourgeois young women who is madly infatuated with you. She is, too you, as near a 10/10 as one can get, but she is plagued by an insidious psychosis; the desire to make you her perfect sex object. The problem is this; she grows more perverted the closer you come to achieving her fantasies, and more violent the more you resist her. So, you could die as she develops a fetish for using your limbs as dildos, and she botches an amputation to achieve this, or you could die after she breaks your neck by humping your face when you refuse her sex. However, it is possible (if difficult) to walk the razor and keep yourself from fatal harm if you are particularly clever.

B. Be eaten alive by one random being. It can be anything from a frog to a dragon, a demon to your older sister; left to the whims of some outside celestial force.

>>6933320
B. Be eaten alive by something that does not have a digestive tract, provides ample oxygen for breathing, and disposes of you within an hour to never consume you again.

Now that I have gotten past the insane pain and murder fetish.

WYR

A. Live in a world where only female humans exist, and they can only give birth to other human females by successfully having sex with a mammal that is not human. You are a woman in this world in case you were not before.

B. Live in a world where puberty doesn't cause bodily changes outside minimum breast growth and fertility. Most people will spend ages 13 to 85 looking like they are 13 years old and feeling like it too. Crossdressing becomes far more popular. Instictually, people will know about what age a person is within 10 years, meaning marriage typically doesn't happen until your 30's.

>>6932637
I'm ronery so a

>>6933371
>left to the whims of some outside celestial force.
You can't escape the murder fetish, anon.
It's a kinky Kobayashi Maru!

Also, B, because animal fucking is wrong.

>>6933386
>celestial force
I assume this provides for mercy, survival, or a quick and painless death. To suggest otherwise means anything but a celestial force. It would mean a demonic force. Murder/gore/vore fetishists, if you leave a hole I will find it because I will never in a thousand life times understand your fetish. Seriously, I need to know without an autistic answer, what is so sexual about an extremely painful and gory death? I have reviewed this fetish more times than I can count, and the only answers I ever get relates life to shit or people need to be hated. Can someone relate this fetish to me without the word "terror"? As far as I have seen, terror causes one's body to enter into a state of protection, thus bringing blood more into the central core of the body around the heart and away from the genitals. This would make a fear boner extremely difficult. I postulate that horror/gore/vore fetishes only lead to regret if a fetish of this nature is ever fully realized.

>>6933442
Fuck if I know, fampai.
It's just a fetish, it doesn't have to be rational. Asking why I like the idea of being eaten alive is like asking why I have blue eyes.

>>6933249
A, and a trap.

>>6933320
A and try and mold her fetishes tastes into something safe.

>>6933371
B.

WyR

A: Be patient zero of one of the strangest diseases to ever sweep over humanity. It doesn't make you shit blood or crave brains, it makes you... adorable. Your body contorts and changes into that of an ideal child of roughly eight-years-old. While there is a 50/50 chance of an infected person changing to the opposite sex they have the reproductive abilities of an adult, although with very small equipment. Your intellect stays exactly as it is, but the scientists that should be looking for a cure are watching Digimon instead.

B: Esperanto fariĝas la internacia lingvo, tute venkas la anglan. Ne raras trovi filmoj kaj televidoj donas esperantajn voĉojn ankaŭ la originalan aŭdion. La plejmulton uzas ĝin por kaj vojaĝo kaj komerco, sed iuj malamegas ĝin por nenia motivo. Islamistoj freneze alkroĉiĝas sed la araban, sed eĉ la plejmulto ekstera la meza oriento akceptas esperanton.

>>6932637
A. I'm single, moderately introverted, and my family broke last year anyways.

>>6933555

B. I've had it up to here with slow translation schedules (also: Esperanto? /really/?)

>>6933249
B, without a second thought

>>6932637
a

the fedora choice would be
>devils

then i'd pick b

>>6932637
B. My family could use the help, what happens to me is really not that important.

A - it is sort of like my current relationship. 45yo Milf will do fucking anything in bed, including strap-on and jerk me when I feel like that. She loves being fisted.

>>6932637
Futa A

>>6933555
B. Parenteze, via Esperanto estas merdo.

>>6934729
Esperanto is shit?

>>6933555
A

You are getting a massive themed harem whether you want it or not. If you have a significant other they will be incorporated into it and changed to fit in. Would you rather they be...

A: Insane. Although they look very normal and remarkably attractive on the outside each one has a significant mental illness. Bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, multiple personalty, and more. Though they will never dare hurt you I cannot promise they won't go after each other.

B: Cute. They're all of legal age and perfectly capable of consent, that doesn't stop them from being more adorable than a kitten trying to fit into a sock. Some are totally innocent and haven't even kissed a boy, but others are outright depraved bed and get off to guro and scat. They have a tendency to activate protective instincts.

C: High. You like drugs? Well boy are you in for a good time. You can eat a pot brownie and watch cartoons all night or smoke some crack and do more an in hour than you normally do in a week. You and the girls will never be punished or arrested, never get addicted and never develop tolerance/resistance.

D: Sissies. A mixture of women and traps that love all things girly and sweet. They are all ultra-submissive and will make sure that the dishes are clean and the clothes are ironed. They do however tend to get jealous and like to share everything (e.g. if you get one pregnant they will all throw away any contraception.)

E: Dominant. Some are very gentle, and will have you cuddled up next to them as they stroke your hair. Others won't be happy until there's a strap-on in your ass and a choke collar around your neck. Will offer their services to others, some because they want you make more than you and others because they want to cuckold you; bills are paid either way.

WYR

A) Gain your ideal form, ideal looks, body, job, life, etc. but you will never feel comfortable within your own skin again. Never will you know the rest that comes with a full night's sleep, never will you be perfectly satisfied. You will feel your skin pull against your body when you move, muscles and tendons will restrict you if you move too far or too fast, and every breath you take will fell as though your skin is pulled taut against your sternum, forever reminding you that this isn't the real you.

B) Gain the form of one of the ideal lover of one of the many residents of /d/ you will gain their ideal form whether it be a busty shemale, Buck Angel, some insane eldritch abomination, or God forbid, a furry. You will gain ten million dollars or some arbitrary amount so as to not make this choice seem so fucking horrifying. You will of course feel perfectly at ease and comfortable with your myriad apendages or lack there of. You also have to have sex with the at least once a year until dead. Unless of course they're into that sort of thing.

>>6932637
technically Id be an Incubus not a succubus

>>6934782
Imma go with D.

>>6934792
Nope. You get to be a fat demon lady.

>>6934774
No, just yours.

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>>6932637
b. Gimmie that

>>6934906
Thou, i'd want to start of skinny. I'm sure I'd give in in no time, but the struggle and progression is the best.

>>6933456
So genetics?

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>>6932637
A, after the MILF has taken B
I win

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>>6932637
A. Getting fucked into a stupor by a Milf each night sound pretty good.
>>6932891
B. 100 years sounds like plenty of time.
>>6933002
A.
>>6933169
B.
>>6933249
A, Amazon mode.
>>6934782
D. The look of butthurt on the trap's faces when my entire harem is pregnant but them will be priceless.

WYR

A) Have a yandere maid who'll do anything you ask, except get the hell out of your house.

B) Have a tentacle monster butler who'll do anything you ask, as long as it's not lewd or violent.

>>6934782
D. Although addiction-free heroin is very tempting.
>>6934791
A. I can finally have social acceptance.

>>6932858
Sauce?

>>6933555
A. I just wanna be cute, damnit.

>>6934791
B. Most of us are only faking this for attention anyway. Right? Right...?

A: You have found a way to make a sweet six-figure salary while lazing around at home. An organization calling themselves "The Society for the Preservation and Continuation of Western Civilization" are looking for ways to drastically increase White fertility rates, and using secret technology of dubious and frightening origin have hit the jackpot. In short, they want to make you into a super-surrogate that can breed dozens of children in your lifetime. They won't just make you into a woman, you'll become a beautiful and voluptuous creature that could be mistaken for an ancient fertility idol. You can and will carry up to 10 children at once without a semblance of struggle and birth is mind-blowingly pleasurable down to the beginning contractions. To help make room for them all you'll be scaled up to be 200cm tall, but the only problems this will make is fitting into things. You'll have multiple assistants all to your exact specifications.

B: You become supernaturally attractive and charismatic. Women want your dick so bad that they'll kill each other for it and men will buy even the shittiest self-help book you could write in the millions and keep coming back for more. You can get any job you want with a smile and a handshake and receive promotions and raises without even asking. You become a worldwide superstar overnight! But people like you so much that they go insane. Anywhere you live in will be broken into by unhinged fangirls wanting your clothes. Cultists will see you as a divine being and will try to kill you in hopes your blood will please some eldritch being. Walking outside even with an armed guard is asking to be raped even in places that should be 100% safe. No matter how well you pay your staff they will turn on you for extremely rich fans who want you all to themselves. You could get surgery to hide your appearance and move to a monastery on top of a inhospitable mountain halfway across the world and people will still find you.

>>6936982

Depends. In A, can I get artificially inseminated, can I keep a permanent partner of my choice, and how long does the pregnancy go on for?

Also, WYR:

A: Be able to create a pocket universe wherein you can act out any fantasy. The acts you make in it come naturally and are always exactly to your liking, and you don't lose too much "touch" and become too godlike. Anything is possible in the pocket dimension, you can slip in anytime you want, and time does not pass IRL while inside, meaning you do not age inside and could live forever in one if you so desired, and when you came out it would be the same exact time as when you entered. You can even change your own mind temporarily while inside, allowing you to live entire lives in a fantasy world naturally and then come back with those memories if you so desire.

The downside would be that you can take nothing out of the dimension, and every attempt you make at love would be plagued with error. You would never be able to truly find love anywhere except in the real world.

B: Find true, undying love IRL with someone you care greatly about, and they reciprocate 100%. They are a changeling, and can shapeshift their own and your forms as they wish, allowing you to act out any sexual fantasy or otherwise that you desire. The downside is that you live a shorter life (Max 50 years) and they die before you. Also you go to hell, but hell isn't that bad and is more of a place filled with human desires.

>>6937050
>Depends. In A, can I get artificially inseminated, can I keep a permanent partner of my choice, and how long does the pregnancy go on for?
All artificial insemination, and they become extremely angry if you have extramarital sex with a man, especially with an "inferior race." They do, however, have no problems with your sexual needs being taken care of by women and have a large selection of handsome Aryan men if you ever want a husband.

Pregnancies last the standard 9 months, with some being two or three weeks overdue.

>>6937050
A, love is overrated desu senpai

>>6937077

Then definitely A, artificial insemination and find a sexy lesbian to play around with :D

>>6932637
B. I'm already kind of fat, but due to my body type (tall, and broad shoulders) I look fat-ish, but you wouldn't know I'm as big as I am. With that much money, I can finally fund all the groups and projects I've wanted to, among other things. (/pol/ here)

>>6932891
B. As it stands, I want a robotic body, but that's only because B. is currently a lot further away, and, in the long run, a lot more feasible, and practical. With B, I could just make myself incredibly physically fit, and huge, and gain fame and fortune through that. Since the body is designed through magic, since our current science does not support this, it must be without flaw, so I could just make myself 8' tall, and incredibly muscled, with a huge dick, and no mental or physical flaws.

>>6933002
B. I couldn't stand not being in control. I wouldn't be able to talk, hear, or see, only to feel, and be unable to move. It'd actually probably drive me insane. I'll give up sexual pleasure just to avoid the horrible fate of A.\

>>6933059
A. My choices here are: have a lot of money, and lead a life of crime, or; become sterile, get my dick chopped off, and become a slave to some ugly gook.

>>6933169
A, in the hopes that the magic act of getting the dick, and losing the vagina, does not cause the very real affects of testosterone production, causing her breasts to shrink, hair to grow in places where it should not, and other things that will generally make her ugly. If I could find a woman good enough to meet my standards, then I'd gladly slap a dick on her, and just act confused, but accepting, and hope she doesn't have some kind of mental breakdown/kill herself. Real life isn't like hentai, and a woman suddenly changing genders would have serious effects on her mental state.

>>6933249
B, but only because a world ruled by women is a terrifying thought. We'd be in the stone age, if we're lucky.

>>6933371
B, for the same reasons as the last one, but I'm pretty sure we're still screwed.

1/2

>>6934782
D. 29 traps, and one woman, for breeding purposes. The rest are because I'm pretty sure I'm gay.

>>6934791
B, because A is terrifying.

>>6935472
A. Yandere is just another word for appropriate dedicated. Also, crazy girls are hot, I don't care what anyone says.

>>6936982
B, with that much power, I can accomplish A, due to charisma, and funding. I can get on a stage, encourage leaders to deport all the brown people from our countries, recolonize Africa, and leave a legacy, along with the Bible 2.0, so that humanity will prosper, and never again fall into the hands of kikes.

>>6937050
A, obviously. Limiting my lifespan to 50 years is enough alone to make me stop reading B.


WYR:

A. Humanity has achieved robotic bodies. The flesh is weak, and unnecessary. Humanity will be replaced by robots, which will start out as transferred consciousness, but eventually lead to extremely advanced AI, and the humanoid form is abandoned, after a new, superior chassis is developed (which will change over time). Race, gender, emotion, and ideology are a thing of the past. The one goal of humanity is now exploration and expansion into the great unknown, and this belief is unchallenged. There is no emotion; no pain or happiness; no individual strength or weakness; no individuality whatsover, actually. There is only advancement and improvement of the "species" as a whole.

B. Something strange comes over the whole planet. Consequence is no longer a factor in most actions, but people lose inhibition, and reservations. Realities such as drought, and starvation just don't seem to happen anymore, and things that would usually cause problems, such as birth defects due to incest, or conflicts between groups of people (such as muslims and everyone who isn't muslim) don't seem to really occur anymore. Peace is universal, and everlasting. But people don't really seem as focused on the bigger picture anymore. Everyone seems to live in the here and now.

1/2

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>>6937149
>The flesh is weak
A, Praise the Omnissiah, Brother!

>>6937149
(continuation of B)
Public sex, and drug use are common (although, as stated, are without consequence). If people put effort into inventing something, it's probably for sex, or drugs, or food or making something easier in everyday life. People stop caring about things such as space travel, since you don't cum any harder on Jupiter, and pizza doesn't taste any better on the moon, dude. This state will last forever, and aliens won't eventually come and enslave us, nor will the sun blow up, or anything like that.

>>6937050
A
Don't care if the Chigger can look like my waifu, she can get her love from another tap if she gonna cut my life span.

>>6936982
A because that hits almost all of my fetishes. Also, fuck the kikes.
>>6937050
B because I'm ensured an afterlife that isn't torture in fire and get to have a wonderful wife.
>>6937149
A so I can insure immortality and eliminate suffering

WyR

A: Over the course of six months all men slowly become smaller and more feminine until they look like particularly convincing traps. Penis size shrinks to be below two inches and testicles retract into the body, but semen production stays the same and sperm count even increases. If he go the extra mile and take hormones he'll be prettier than most modern women. In response women get as much surgery as they can afford to be more woman than the men, and it becomes a battle of the sexes to see who can be prettier. Stocks for cosmetics produces skyrocket, and becoming a plastic surgeon is considered a surefire way to be filthy rich. Wars are not fought by guns but by runway model competitions.

B: Sex bots become easily available, cheap, and very high quality (entry-level models are usually anime-inspired and the best are biodroids that can even have children.) Why have they become so in-demand? Women have degraded to levels once not thought possible. Imagine the ugliest trailer trash in Walmart were bred, often incestuously, for generations to produce the biggest waste of cells possible. Women become even uglier and stupider than that. Faces like dogs, hair in all the wrong places, fat like wads of cottage cheese, voice like dying animals, minds of strung-out homeless wierdos, and more. They become wards of the state, and are treated like children. No amount of genetic engineering can seem to fix them.

>>6937224
B
I for one welcome our new robot overlords. If women can't compete then who needs them?

WYR

A: All of humanity becomes hulking masses of muscle, women become Amazonian goddesses and men become Herculean heroes. On the other hand everyone has a vagina now, men are just cuntboys. Thanks to science males can still impregnate females despite having no penis.

B: Everyone becomes extremely feminine and cute/sexy, guys are trapish while women become all become like super models. Opposite of above, everyone has a dick now. Men a small cute dick while women are varying levels of shemale. Like above women will still carry a child despite having no vagina.

>>6932637
A, of course.

WyR

A: Everybody gets a genderswap except for you. Though they may look radically different everybody will be recognizable. Attractiveness is proportional to what they were before, for examples a quarterback would become a cheerleader and a neckbeard would become a tumblrina. Reactions range from quiet acceptance to total mental breakdowns.

B: A new holy book is discovered and becomes widely accepted. It has the normal things like don't kill people or fast on this day, but also contains very unusual and alarmingly sexual demands. For example, congregations must be held with attendees wearing latex and breast milk is seen as a divine beverage that brings one closer to God.

>>6932637

Fuck would love A, as long as she is fertile and can breed as well as let me continue to go to the gym and work.

>>6933169
B. If A said "more than a single day at a time" or in a month or something, maybe, but it's just too effective for being nasty.

>>6933002
B. I think some other feelings (like the constant dominance and humiliation of others) could fill the gap.

>>6937865
Definitely B
>>6938423
A sounds like it'll lead to mass suicides, so B.

WYR:
A. You are transported back to 1910, in the country in which you currently live. You are of high social standing, and your wife is your 10/10 ideal partner. Your peers won't mind whether it's a trap or futa. However, she has the beliefs typical of a woman in your country at the time. As a result, convincing her to try anything adventurous in the bedroom will be hard work.

B. You are transported hundreds of years into the future onto a Martian space colony. You're issued a female robotic humanoid servant. Despite having movable joints and other human characteristics, it's still clearly a robot, and is incapable of feeling any emotions. However, you can program it to perform any kind of sexual act you desire.

>>6933320
A. I've always been into CBT
>>6933371
A. I'll probably be a horse woman :v
>>6934782
D. It's a total no brainer here, why would you not want that kind of harem?
>>6934791
A. Eventually you'll get used to that feeling
>>6935472
A. If she'll do anything I ask her to I won't have any reason to make her leave
>>6936982
B. I could hire a bunch of demented women to protect and please me in exchange of drinking my cum, right?
>>6937050
A. definitely. Being a immortal all powerful god vs having a shapeshifting sex-doll that I'm going to love and is gonna die before me, plus having a shitty lifespan.

>>6938592
B, B forever. I don't see any downsides here, I'd take it even without the robot.

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>>6937865
A, hands down! Rock-climbing, Icecross, Whitewater Kayaking! Wrestling with bears like motherfucking Zangief!

And with no freakish dick to get in the way to boot!

>>6938423
A. A, A, A, A, oh god A!

Taste my anguish!

>>6937224
A. I am inadequate as a man and I demand that everybody else be, too.
>>6937865
A. Despite being on this board multiple times a day I'm not fond of penis-having women.
>>6938423
B. I always wanted to try titty milk in my tea and this will make it easier.
>>6938592
B. If we're already colonizing space imagine what other crazy shit is there for my pleasure.

WyR

A: All women become extremely and pleasingly soft. On one hand their skin is always smooth an blemish-free, cellulite and stretch marks cease to exist, any fat they gain goes to all the right places; and they finally stop complaining about being cold. On the other hand it's almost impossible for them to get in shape, let alone gain muscle; most men's taste don't change to accommodate the change; and most women grow out of their wardrobes within a year. Liposuction and cosmetic surgery become futile and are replaces by things like vocal training and cooking classes as means of attracting desirable men.

B: Monogamy becomes deeply ingrained into human courtship and desire. Marriage disappears as a legal and social institution but families always stay together and single parents become exceedingly rare. Love becomes less like a lofty feeling and more like a hardwired drive like arousal. Men feel guilty if they try to watch porn or are even exposed to scantily-clad women in almost any situation, and can only appreciate their girlfriend's body. The female drive for hypergamy vanishes entirely, and women find the idea of a harem abhorrent. Neither sex has any desire to cheat and the idea of breaking up is as foreign as as a meteorite. Sex initiates a sacred bond and people stick with whoever is their first.

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>>6932637
B, i'd rather be super wealthy... pretty sure all the 1% aren't actually human any way. A good portion even admit they're jewish.

>>6932891
I'd go with A... do the transfer when I'm asleep, and i get a 50/50 shot of waking up in the robot body. The one of me that doesn't can still have a good run, and might also get a shot at immortality if I play my cards right.

>>6933002
A and B would both be interesting, flip a coin?

>>6933169
I'm not into shota, so I'd have to go with A. If she was a feminine shemale, I'd be perfectly happy and not worry about it.

>>6933249
B, I would definitely rather be able to shift between male and female forms, I'd be a sexy girl.

>>6933320
A, I'd rather not be eaten.

>>6933371
A seems like it would be a disaster with a functionless economy and pathetic military. B sounds more interesting, so I'd choose B.

>>6933555
A, because you spanish mother fuckers are going to be shipped back when we make america great again.

>>6934782
D, sissies, mostly traps so that I don't have to worry about contraception.

>>6934791
B sounds interesting... A would be nice, but I really gotta jump in the deep end here.

>>6935472
B, a tentecle monster butler would be like the coolest bro ever.

>>6936982
I choose B, who wouldn't want to grow up to be like Emperor Trump? I'll start my own 'preservation of western civilization foundation'

>>6937050
I would definitely choose A over B. I've already got a wife in the real world and do love her, so A would be a wonderful playground for both of us.

>>6937149
A. The children of terra will expand into the cosmos... and the galaxy will tremble.

>>6937224
Well, since B already seems to be happening, let's go with A.

>>6937865
B, i prefer dick girls over cunt boys, actually, cuntboys are gross.

>>6938423
Eh, new religion seems neat.

>>6938592
Back to 1910, I'm an engineer, I would find Dr. Tesla and became the 2nd greatest physicist in human history.

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>>6939173
B It'd fix western civilization.

WYR:
A) an alien species begins infiltrating the planet and using humans as surrogates. They'll parasitically infect a human, and then use their body. Those infected are highly feminized whether male before, or not. You can either end up as a resistance fighter, or a member of the new planetary civilization with a symbiotic parasite that can, if it chooses, control your body.

b) a portal to hell opens up and demons start pouring forth. They find that humans make a great power source. Factories are set up where fluids and psychic power is extracted from both males and females by hot succubi. Either you end up as a member of the earth allied defense force, or as a mindless milk slave living in eternal bliss.

>>6939193
B
RIP AND TEAR

>>6939204
Damn, you beat me to it.

>>6936982
but what if i'm not white? o.o

WYR:
A. attain the ideal body, but you must become submissive and can't orgasm without permission.

B. attain a most repulsive body, but become dominant and can orgasm (and bring others to orgasm) at will.

sorry guys, first time writing a wyr. >__>

>>6939372
>but what if i'm not white? o.o
None of the children are yours, biologically or otherwise. They'll immediately be taken off your shitskin hands and into good Christian homes. Same goes for if you're White. You're there to breed, not to raise.

>>6939173
B so I can finally have a chance.
>>6939193
A and I will fight them. EDF! EDF! EDF!
>>6939372
A. I am submissive already.

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B.

Best outcome.

Would you rather

A: be able to take a single human or closely human (e.g. elf or or succubus) character from a piece of media and make them real, but they also adopt negative real-life qualities. For example, if you brought D. Va to our world she'll be an irritating slut of more plastic than flesh or if you brought Misaki here she'll have zero interest in helping shut-ins and instead go after the usual bad boys. If they have super-powers they'll be warped or nullified to fit into our reality (e.g. mind reading becomes very good intuition.)

B: be assigned to be the caretaker of an oppai loli catgirl. She is CHŌ KAWAII and her breasts are like the world's best pillows. She acts like a normal little girl and enjoys things like Disney movies and cake, but others her age will make fun of her and she'll make unfortunate "friendships" with older men if you don't keep track of her; you're authorized to use lethal force to keep her safe. If you take good care of her she'll grow up well and do lewd things for you.

>>6940105
A. I have no sense of responsibility and hate children.

>>6940105

B. Move over Chris Hansen, and the world could use a cute curvy person with aerospace engineering training (if that's what she wants to do with her life).

>>6934782
Gonna have to go with secret option F "All of the above"

>>6934782
Gotta go with C. Pot brownies + cartoons + the possible orgy sounds like a fun time.

>>6937050
A. I'm assuming you mean love in the...intellectual, rather than carnal sense. Also assuming that by "you can take nothing" only applies to material objects, otherwise why bother using a pocket dimension if you're just gonna forget it every single time?

WyR:
A. Become a servant to a modern-day witch/wizard. Living expenses are covered but you're locked in their home almost 24/7, being the prime guinea pig for their magical experiments which have a habit of resulting in many unintended, though generally harmless, side-effects

B. You get to be written into the Greek Pantheon as any one of the gods' sex slaves and live out the experience in full.

WYR

A. Be forcibly feminized, locked in a tiny apartment with a huge kitchen, and made to grow enormous tits that will lactate huge amounts and need to be milked many times a week for multi hour sessions. They will constantly be uncomfortable and unwieldy.

B. Be forcibly feminized, locked in a tiny apartment with a huge bathroom, having your body shrunken to near-midget levels, to have nonsteroidal hormones and similar substances harvested from you most days of the week, leaving you disoriented, sore and very drained every time this is done.

C. Be forcibly feminized, especially with greatly lengthened legs and general slenderring, locked in a tiny apartment with a huge garden-balcony, be forced to consume a very special diet that, right at the start, is kind of nasty, and be made to grow care-demanding floor length hair to be harvested every month.

D. Be forcibly feminized, especially with massively emphasized hips, locked in a tiny apartment with a huge library-den, and fitted with a neouterus that grows lots of transplant fluids and tissue, filling up up to modestly beyond single-baby size, with various gestation related bodily weirdness.

>>6932637
Someone give me a gross scenario.

>>6941132
Can I pick A and D?

>>6933320
A for sure
>>6934791
B
>>6932637
A futa

WYR
a) have your all fantasies fulfilled for 6 days in a week (shapeshifting allowed), but face our greatest fear in a form of sexual activity every 7th day
b) gain the partner(s) of your dreams (female, male, futa, shemale, monster, anyone), but there is 50/50 chance everyday that they will obey you or force you to follow their orders (they cannot be dominant during obey days)

>>6932637
A no doubt

>>6939193
A)

>>6941269
B)

>>6932637
A)
I could employ a series of willing participants to feed upon on a rotating schedule

Would you rather?
A) be comfortably wealthy in a perfect relationship with your ideal partner (or partners). The world is otherwise as it is today.

B) Shygals are real and you are about to be assimilated into their collective.

>>6941269
B) Dream switch for life

>>6940105
>you're authorized to use lethal force to keep her safe.

Is it completely up to the caretaker's judgment what constitutes a threat to her safety requiring lethal force? Are we shielded from any and all judicial oversight for our exercise of such force?

>>6941125
B
>>6941132
D, and I'll grow the tits in A myself.
>>6941269
B
>>6941364
A
>>6941468
Absolutely

>>6941468
>Law shields you from murder
>Vigilante groups spring up
>They ambush and cripple you, kidnapping the catgirl
>A few weeks later you receive a video from them
>In it your catgirl is a broken, abused mess
>She begs you to come save her
>The video ends ISIS execution style
This is my headcanon.

WyR

A: You now attract fat chicks like a magnet. The bigger they are, the more they want you. They will forgive most of your flaws and do everything in their power to help you get over them. They will even change their beliefs for you (e.g. a Muslim will burn her hijab and start going to church and a Frappachino Feminists will abandon all her man-hate and get a decent haircut.) They will also instinctively know and indulge your more realistic fetishes.

B: You now shit only once a month, usually on the same day. No amount of laxities or dodgy Indian food can get it out before that day, and you cannot hold it in for an extra day. It will never come out as diarrhea or hard chunks, but as something very soft and easy to pass. You WILL know the day you have to unleash the beast, and there will be quite a lot of gas and rumbling leading up to it.

>>6941950
A. Why would anybody pick anything else?

>>6941208
>>6941732
No! You can't have a huge kitchen and library/den! Oh, and that combination would strain the body too much for efficient substance production, not to mention being too weird a combo for those potentially interested in fucking you or knocking you around ... other combinations are more conceivable, but that one is naturally the most awkward.

And you sure can't grow those on your own! We're talking udders here, not chesticles! Chesticles come standard with ALL these options.

>>6942285
because they don't like fatties or they crave dick?

>>6941950
B
Fatties are fucking disgusting. At least I can make use of shitting only once a month.

>>6941950
I feel like A is worded a little poorly. Because it just says "fat" chicks. That said, someone's idea of obese might just be a 5'6" girl that's 170lbs. Or someone's idea of chubby a 6'0" chick that's 250lbs. It's a bit graspy, I know, but I dig girls with a little pudge, but I ain't about to stick it in a hamplanet, y'know?

>>6933442
Being killed is the ultimate submission.

As for your point about fear response, I'm sure imagining a scary situation causes a different feeling than true terror. Don't think most vore fetishists would want it irl, that is desiring death.

>>6942722
It's worded just fine. If you don't like what it says, tough, no excuse to play dumb and pretend it's broken.

WyR

A: Be changed into the ultimate milk machine. You'll be given six breasts all significantly bigger than you head, an enormous cow's udder, and to top it all off a gargantuan cock with balls the size of your fists. You won't have to worry about going on errands or working, not that you'd be able to if you wanted to. Your milk will be used in a 5-star restaurant fit for a president or billionaire CEO, and more eccentric guests can even milk you themselves if they pay enough. Your semen will be used to breed more of your kind, usually with normal women paid handsome sums of money. You will be taken care of by /d/eviant volunteers. Being in such a wealthy establishment you'll be given quality entertainment, namely a gaming PC with enough power to max out anything in the next decade.

B: Your waifu is real, is in your area, and is madly in love with you. She's everything you ever dreamed of, and you don't have to fear her cheating on you or even bothering with anybody besides you. She'll be just as beautiful in 3D as she is in 2D. Sounds perfect, right? Well, except for the fact that she is an ultra-violent yandere that will go after your family and friends if she thinks they're getting in the way of you, and while she'll have lots of sex with you every night she has some strange and worrying fetishes that she WILL have you indulge in. Her cooking's pretty good though.

>>6943310
B. B all the way ~

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>>6943310

B all the way.

>>6943310
Reluctantly A. At least I can use VR and pretend I'm somebody else.

>>6941950
A. I shall single-cockingly end third wave feminism by striking at the source, and radical Islam by going for their mothers.

A
But only if there's no kids around.

Would you rather?

A) Have your ejaculate amount increased to a little over a liter. If you don’t masturbate regularly it will ooze out. On the up side you now essentially ahego every time you cum.

B) Your ejaculate amount gets reduced to a little squirt and you’re orgasms are incredibly unsatisfying.

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>>6933002
A by a longshot for me.

Discounting all the obvious problems of being a sentient appendage that can think but not act in some I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream mental torture nightmare, this would suit a lot of my personal desires. I love succubi and futa; put them together and you have basically my ideal fap fuel. Combine that with the fact that I get to be a fly on the wall in every sexual conquest she ever has and I wind up with an unlimited amount of first-person porn, except that porn goes the extra mile and makes me cum without asking anything of me. The only thing that could make this better for me is if the succubus in question knocked up everyone she laid, especially if she was NTRing a lot of losers in the process. This isn't a given, as succubi are traditionally depicted as only wanting their target's life energy. Incubi, however, normally leave behind some demonic bastards. A futa succubus would obviously be the midstep between the two, so I'm not sure where that would land.

>>6944662
Yeah A.

>>6943310
B

>>6941269
B obviously.

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>>6943310
B so hard it's not even funny. Sever ties with people for their safety, then let her have what she wants. She'll become my everything in every regard, and I'll be happy about it. Pic very related.

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Would you rather:

A: You are granted your own personal sex mansion and accompanying harem, each member of which was pulled straight out of your mind's mental fap fuel folder. However, each girl has a secret negative fetish mingled in with their positive. The more attractive the girl personally is to you, the worse her fetish will be, with the sexiest of the lot having your particular anti-kink. The negative kinks are specific to you. One who reviles scat may find fecal matter smeared and mashed into their eyes, nose, and mouth by the woman of their dreams, whereas an anon who would enjoy such treatment might perhaps find their hentaifu is a guro fetishist. The harem members will employ their fetishes at random, forcing them on the harem master. The first ninety-nine orgasms might be amazing for Anon A only to get their kryptonite kink shoved on them during their hundredth nut. Anon B might draw the short straw and find that his very first night with his harem is laden with trauma.

B: A solid 6/10 girl takes a shining to you. She isn't anything special, and she isn't sexually adventurous, but she can be peer-pressured into trying some surface-level "kinks." The sex is boring, stilted, and awkward; hardly enough to even warrant an erection. However, the girl is predictable, manageable, and will never take things further than you're comfortable with.

>>6945026
A by a massive amount

Wyr:
A: be sent to a world like that of corruption of champions , you restart your life and leave as a champ at 18, with the stats youve built through your life, all your choices are completely yours but the end game is permanent.

B: you relive your life in that of TTS (future space boi) again you live your life till 18 and set out on your adventure to the cosmos, all desisions are final and there is no way of going back

(My first wyr dont blame me if its hashed)

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a/ You will become an near-omnipotent reality warper, but by no means are you all knowing. Effectively, if you choose to pick this option now, you won't be any smarter or wiser than before picking it beyond the most rudimentary knowledge of how to do very basic things, like moving a fork to the left on a flat table. Progressing will require trial and error, deductions, eureka moments, and old fashioned observation. Further more, you're a reality warper, not breaker, so if, for the sake of example, you want to make your GF your perfect vision of a BBW, it'll come with all the caveats of being a BBW unless you can figure out an effective way to circumvent those caveats by way of manipulating her physiological make up and perhaps a molecular level until you get it just right and she doesn't have heart attacks at every other step, and if you plan on making it a snappy process, you better have the entire plan lined up in your head and perform it in a swift and orderly fashion, lest her heart explode and her tibia shoot out of her kneecaps. Still, you can manipulate matter at will to do whatever if you so happen to master it.

b/ You will have a total, eidetic, and comprehensive grasp of all knowledge and all that can be known, has ever been known, and will ever be known. This can include things like whether or not there is a god, how the universe started and other important questions, all coming to you like a bolt out of the blue, so depending on what kind of person you are you may not be able to handle that, and you may be dissapointed in knowing that some fantastic scientific goals may not actually be feasible. Besides that, you're otherwise unchanged, but now you know literally everything. Apply that knowledge as you will

>>6944662
A. I always wanted to cum inflate a woman (or sufficiently effeminate man)
>>6945026
B. I'm a boring motherfucker and having a girlfriend would make people hate me less

WyR

A: Become inhumanly good at pussy eating, and word gets out about just how good you are. If, for whatever reason, you haven't had the chance to be with a woman, an attractive one will have you eat her out whether you're willing or not. The catch is that every time you eat one out her clit will visibly and permanently grow. It will never become a penis but with enough of your help it could become big enough to fuck people with.

B: You receive a large wardrobe of various women's outfits which never need to be cleaned, repaired, or adjusted. If somebody wears one they will be molded into fitting it in a painful but smooth process. If you take the outfit off you will remain in that body until you change into another one. It's not just you that changes, but anybody you can get to put one on. For example, if one wear a tracksuit with a sports bra they'll become spry and athletic, and if one wear maternity wear they'll develop a phantom pregnancy.

>>6945315
Do the outfits only work when worn in full?

>>6945325
No.

>>6945311
Oh shit nigger, that's hard... Gotta go with A though. I'd probly kill myself if I didn't have anything to learn

The rules of the world change. The sun requires sacrifice to burn. Lots of sacrifice. Specifically, sex. To keep the sun from dying out and leaving the world in darkness, people must have sex. But everyone becomes immortal, they neither die nor age. And they are infertile. There is no more urge for sex and no more reason beyond keeping the sun lit. The vast majority of people have grown tired, depressed even. They have lost the will to fuck. No, beyond that they have become crazed and refuse it violently. You are a former coma patient who slept for thousands of years. You were awoken to choose the fate of the world.

A. You fuck everyone you come across but have to fight them back to sanity first in an effort to keep the world alive.

B. You refuse to fuck anyone forever, your unhindered grasp of reality allows you to control the will of everyone else on the planet. But the world becomes barren and dead.

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a/ You are reborn into an entirely new life, and when I say random I mean random. You could be reborn into what might've been a Prussian field marshal to a Japanese rice farmer who got to witness the (alleged) existence of Amaterasu to a colonist on the outer fringes of the galaxy. Your past memories will seep in over time, and you won't suffer from any kind of mental disorder that might be associated with having memories of a past life, but to emphasis, you literally have no control over who you will be.

b/The opposite happens, where the completely accurate memories and life of a completely random individual, as well as any skills they might have will seep into you, and again, you won't suffer because of the actual memory seepage, but you might find yourself remembering rather horrible things, like having your nipples eaten by a sloth or something. Again, whose memory it is is entirely random.

Neither of these can be undone. Will you reach into the bag and see if you're lucky? Or will you drag the bag over your head, pull the drawstrings, and see where you end up?

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A
No deals with any spirits for me.

>>6945311
B. I know everything. I feel everything. I AM EVERYTHING.
>>6945315
As much fun as giving a girl a mega-clit sound, I'll choose B, if only for the purpose of disguises and assuming my old clothes will be kept and change me back.
>>6945561
A.
>>6945605
B. Effort-free learning.

Would you rather:
A) become a feminized and for both sexes extremely attractive trap, but by government mandate you may not deny a request for sex from anyone on pain of death. You are required to wear special clothing announcing your status and your address will be on a public list. You become immune to STDs. Public indecency charges do not apply to you or your clients. You are ranked according to a rating system, a rating of 4/5 or more grants you a governmental monthly income equivalent to an upper-middle class income in your country, a rating of 1/5 or less will forbid you from wearing clothes or staying inside while you have it. Roughly 1/1000 men will be treated in the same way. Remember that this takes place in the real world where people arent automatically attractive.

B) all your bodily excretions are greatly increased. You're constantly soaked in sweat, your mouth is constantly overflowing with saliva, your nose is constantly running, the smell is so thick you can practically see it distort the air, you urinate a gallon every half an hour, your individual dumps outmass your bodyweight, and you can cum enough to fill a bathtub with thick rope-like jets of semen crossing a distance of up to 60 meters. However, people dont seem to really consider it strange and impossible, and somehow you do not cause horrible water damages to any building, nor physical harm to yourself. Anyone you put your penis inside are struck with the same condition.

>>6945311
Wouldn't B just lead you to the powers from A? Assuming infinite time at one point someone will figure out how to manipulate reality like you described and you'd have that knowledge

would you rather:

A: have a perfect metabolism, where you could eat/drink anything you wanted and wouldn't need to excrete and would keep a minimal amount of body fat, but have an extremely low immune system

B:Be immune to all illnesses, ailments, viruses, parasites, diseases,ect and any you had currently would subside. but have an extremely slow metabolism, which would require you exercise strenuously to keep weight off.

Gonna answer a bunch, then make my own question.

>>6932637
A. In a heartbeat, A.

>>6932891
B. Even if it came with the annoyance of a second childhood, a second chance at life is indescribably appealing. Besides, actual immortality has so many downsides that even if it was only a copy of myself going through it, I wouldn't want it.

>>6934782
D, but only because I'm a slut for cuddles and can take a pegging.

>>6934791
B, because I'm a /D/enizen myself, and goddamn if some of the creepy stuff isn't cuter than the normal stuff.

>>6935472
A. You, or rather she, had me at 'yandere.'

>>6937050
Difficult choice. Pocket dimension with unlimited possibilities sounds very tempting, but in the end, I'm going to go with (B) because, frankly, I'd rather live a short life full of love than a long life empty of it.

>>6941125
A, because I'm already a shut-in, and I see side-effects as a challenge to be outdone.

>>6943310
B, all the way through and back around for another pass.

Now, Would You Rather:

A) No longer be able to wear anything other than a skimpy Speedo-like swimsuit, wherever you go, along with a butt plug vibrator? No worry about public decency, the entire world's in on it.

B) Permanently be in the most elegant of outfits, the most fashionable of relevant suits, the sort that instantly grant you a good first impression in every situation? Oh, and it's rather clingy; it won't accept you wearing any other outfits, nor can you remove it under any circumstances. Don't worry, it'll keep you clean. It just wants what's best for you.

>>6946161
B. Without the health risks obesity isn't a concern.

WyR

A: Have an incredibly sweet girl take care of the home. Your clothes will look like they just been done by a professional, you'll get all your meals cooked better than in a restaurant, and the entire house will look better than something an army of Mexicans could accomplish. She's also pretty to boot. The problem is she's a bit... off. She religiously watches children's cartoons, becomes extremely upset by things like clothing tags, has serious trouble expressing her wants and needs (e.g. she'll throw a cup across the room if the tea isn't brewed right or sit on your face if she's horny,) needs to be reminded to brush her teeth and bathe, and is extremely clingy. Her heart's in the right place, though, and she does seem fond of you.

B: You're dying, in fact you have mere months to live an increasingly painful mortal existence. For reasons you don't know an angel will descend to earth and wants you to be her prophet. She will tell you definitive and extremely important information, such as the various afterlives and how to get to them or how one is supposed to properly pray, and expects you to carry on that information. On one hand, you now know for certain how to get to achieve the "good ending" in life, on the other hand incompetence could doom humanity to eons of suffering. If you tell someone to their face they'll believe you, but online you'll need a damn good argument.

>>6934782
D please, But No Traps.

>>6946138
No. As I said, you're otherwise unchanged and thus perfectly mortal, and the powers gained from picking A are not otherwise attainable due to the powers being an entire anomalous and original creation to the universe, and as such it wouldn't be possible to know about them as there is no way that they'd exist without picking A, and considering this is supposed to be a "would YOU rather" instead of a "would WE rather" you can assume that theoretically this is a question being posed only to you in a little alternate universe

Would you rather:

A. Have a can of compressed air that, when something is sprayed with it, it becomes significantly more feminine. It would take about a tenth of a can to change a guy into a girl, but it can easily do things like make tits bigger and less saggy or remove body hair with a mere single squeeze of the trigger. Anything to fit what you deem "feminine." You do only have one can, though, and it's magic, so you can't just reverse-engineer it. If you get married to a cute girl while you are also a cute girl and both wear wedding dresses while doing it, you receive another can for free.

B: Be able to make yourself and others up to a foot taller or shorter than their "real" height. Excellent for roleplaying, but it won't do much for your looks overall, unless height is your only problem. Perfect if you love tall girls or short girls alike. People notice what happens to them, but you will never be officially reprimanded for it if used on an unwilling target unless the target is directly in a position to punish you (like your boss). You may also increase/decrease the size of a woman's breasts or butt by one cup size (so if used on a butt, it adds an additional inch circumference to the hips). Can also add/remove an inch from penises. That's it, though.

>>6946487

B because it's reusable. It'd still make a lot of my trans friends happy (ftm's and mtf's alike).


Would you rather:

* Be a brilliant inventor, but every time your technology is poised to make you a lot of money, somebody else manages to take the money home instead of you. You still get respect and make a decent living, but no riches.

* Be the guy who can do that to other inventors. You'll be reviled, but you will always find another smark and swim in gold.

Would You Rather:

A: Be able to summon sexual partners at will. These partners are regular humans (no herms, no demihumans, no powers, etc), roughly 6-7/10 hotness, going by your personal preferences, though you may edit their appearances and personalities within this range. You may only have one active at a time, though you can choose to use them to turn any regular sex into a threesome (your human partners will never consider their sudden appearance and disappearance strange or out of the ordinary, but must be willing to actually do the threesome in the first place). Trying to use them for anything but sex with yourself will make them instantly vanish, and prevent you from summoning any more for a week. The sex will always be pleasurable, though never mind-blowing. Your partners will always do whatever you want them to do, unless you specifically "program" them differently.

B: You can turn any girl (or boy or both or neither, within reason), real, fictional, or imaginary, into your very real girlfriend (or gender equivalent). They are in love with you, and will never cheat on you. Either of these may change depending on how you treat them. For all intents and purposes, they are their own person. Furthermore, if they had powers, non-human physiology (does not apply to herms or other "special" humans), or social/economic standing considerably above yours, they lose these during the transition. Also, their fetishes and personality may not necessarily match 100% their original ones if they're not originally real, and they may organically change over time. The sex however is guaranteed to be amazing, though they can deny it from you whenever they wish to. They are their own person. Comes free with identity papers and low-paying but stable job good enough to support them.

>>6946237
So I can have an autistic maid that occasionally rapes me or be a knock-off Mohamed? I guess B gets me into heaven.
>>6946487
B, although A is quite tempting
>In B I can make women tall, myself taller, and make all other men into midgets so I'll be the best pick wherever I am.
>>6946651
The second one, ethics are for chumps

>>6946487
A - Time to go shopping for matching wedding dresses. If a tenth is enough for a complete sex change, two cans should do us for life.

>>6945315
B is my idea of a fun lifetime.

Would you rather
A: Become the owner of a shapeshifting outfit. In its neutral state it covers your entire body in a single fine layer, like some kind of superhero body-suit. With telepathic prompting it can rapidly take on the form of any outfit or combination of clothing items and accessories, from just a small armband to full protective gear. It is self cleaning and virtually indestructible.

However it also has a human-like and somewhat perverted mind of its own, and is ultimately in control of what you wear, as it reforms if damaged, melts back on when removed and eats through any other clothing. Through extended contact it may also gradually exert its shapeshifting influence on the wearer, moulding you closer to its ideal proxy or victim over a number of years, as long as it likes you.

B: You become a shapeshifting garment. Your link with your wearer allows you to experience all their sensations and emotions, and you can read their surface thoughts as long as they aren't actively wanting to hide them from you. The only sustenance you need is the periodic arousal of your wearer, which will be a random individual in their late teens.

Over a period of years you can make the wearer into your ideal self or perfect 10/10 (adding a cup size may take a few weeks, a change of sex may take months to start and a few years to complete) including borderline superhuman/inhuman traits. However you will only ever be able to experience humanity by proxy. You can only bond to one host at a time, but when a host dies you have the choice between allowing yourself to fade away or moving on to a new random host.

Holy milk A without a doubt

>>6945746
A hits a lot of my fetishes.

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A: your head gets magically grafted onto the body of a random extremely attractive girl, siamese twin style. Your heads are next to each other, placed in such a way that you can turn and look at each other but close enough to be able to physically touch. Your heads are your own, but sensation of the body is shared. Control of the body is switched every day at midnight. She is reasonably compatible with you, and wont automatically make your life a living hell. You can converse with each other through internal means like if you were whispering without anyone else being able to hear.

B: you become infected with a disease that causes pic related. Your crotch, nipples and other areas start growing anatomically correct dicks, making them extremely sensitive. Otherwise its harmless, other than a need to consume about 10 times your current water intake to prevent dehydration. The growth never stops, although medication can basically halt it. It also infects other people by direct contact, women grow clits.

>>6946487
A. Ever since that damn Codename: Kids Next Door episode, weapons or sprays that transform things have been my fetish

>>6946161
B, and finally get on female hormones, making it go to tits and ass. And of course, being healthy implies it doesn't go to the gut anyway.

>>6932637
A i was going to pick B until I read the fat part

>>6932637
A

WYR

A. TYPE IN CAPSLOCKS THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIFE

b. Have a normal life

>>6945311
a

>>6948286
A

THIS IS GREAT.

WYR

A. Have your physical perfect 10 (futa, shota, monster girls, anything.), but s/he's only interested in vanilla sex (But can be convinced, given enough time, to *try* something unusual, though they may not like it.) and you have to work to not only get with them (though s/he starts out somewhat liking your personality and physique.) but also to stay with them. The world will not find them weird if they are outside the normal realm of humanity.

B. Have a 5/10 regular human fujo female who is slavishly devoted to you and will gladly fulfill any fetish you may have.

C. Free Taco Bell for life. You also get the ability to teleport you and anyone/thing you're touching to the always open Taco Bell at the End of the Universe so that you can have Taco Bell no matter what. When you're done, you and your guests will teleport back to where you came from at the exact moment you teleported out, like you were never gone. You are unable to leave people or stuff behind at the Taco Bell.

>>6948332
B.

>>6948332
A

If I have a centaur wife who lives the centaur life, I'm fine with vanilla sex because I'm probably gonna have to shove my entire fist up her vagina anyway to get her to feel anything during sex. Also, I am a normie that likes getting to know who I'm sleeping with.

Would you rather
A. Have perfect 10/10 wife (futa, shota, monster girl, anything, any personality with the exceptions to this being what is described after this sentence). She loves you unconditionally, BUT she only gets off by NTRing you, you have to watch, you have to record it, and you are not allowed to touch during the NTR sessions, and will only have sex with you occasionally (say, once every month or so)

B. Have a 5/10 human wife (any kind of body type, age, etc, as long as it is still human), but is batshit crazy. She will constantly stalk you, drive others away, be completely possessive, will interrupt any important events in your life, may drug you and tie you up in the basement, will want constant sex from you and only you (will have kinks you like and do not like), will force her kinks on you, and also she is too inept at anything (other than stalking you) to be able to hold a job.

>>6948956
A
Just give me a perfect femboy who's wealthy, great at cooking and who orders the handsome bara men that he cucks me with to help me get off
We can live in his house, play halo, cuddle, eat and get anally destroyed by strangers together

>>6932637
WYR

A. Your dick shrinks down to 1" flaccid, 2" long and 2.5" girth erect, testicles and scrotum shrink down to match that size (balls the size of blueberries, sack pulling them tight up to your crotch so they are barely noticeable). You gain great control over your arousal and ejaculation allowing you to last as long as you want and cum any reasonable amount of semen you want and you have no refractory period.

B. Your dick grows to 10" long and 7" girth erect, testicles and scrotum again grow to match (balls the size of baseballs, scrotum hangs loose enough to fit em). However, you are constantly aroused, leaking precum, and erect and just seeing too much of a girls body (bikini at the beach, bra and panties, short shorts and a top that are a little too tight) causes you to ejaculate and makes you genitals too uncomfortable to touch for 10-15mins. You can't fuck women because you never make it that far. Even if you close your eyes, the second your dick touches her hand, pussy, mouth or asshole you cum.

>>6948332
A by a large margin.

>>6948332
These are pretty unappealing, /d/wise, especially C. Why no 7.5/10 or 3/10?

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Your wife is the strongest woman in the world; she can kick your ass with one hand 10 times over, she makes millions in MMA, Football, and strong woman competitions so you are loaded. She comes in 4 different personalities. What would you prefer?

>A) Submissive wife.
She enjoys doing the cleaning and cooking.
Enjoys doing girly things despite being the strongest woman alive.
Feels satisfaction waiting on you.
Likes tender love making only.
Doesn’t like doing anything adventurous.
Doesn’t want to have sex all the time.
Boring companion.

>B)Sadistic mistress.
Will keep you on a sexual edge.
Always wants to do something new sexually.
She always dom’s.
Makes you do all the house work.
Taunts you in front of people.
Dose you with giant strap-on once a week to show you whose boss.
Bossy companion.
.

>C)Fun adventurous.
Likes to have sex all the time.
Likes taking you to new places and meet new people.
She lets you have sex with other women.
Laves home without you for weeks at a time without telling you.
She flirts with other men all the time and has sex with them without telling you.
Make you eat disgusting exotic food you don’t like.
Exciting companion.


>D)Slob wife.
Likes playing video games and watching anima.
She’s funny and thinks you are too.
Has sex any time the opportunity presents itself.
House is a pigsty all the time.
She smells embarrassingly bad from not showering.
Hardly leaves the house and whines when you ask her to do the simplest task.
Lazy companion.

>>6949392
D
I'm already engaged to something like D, without the whole "strongest woman in the world" thing.

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Mine was too long so read the pic

You get stuck in a small backwater, everything is limited, the kinky clothing availability is lousy, primarily leather that's white and brown like cows, the internet is 224kbits, there are only 3 sex toy stores and their insertables are porcelain, the porn comes on UMDs and leans towards BDSM in caves. It's so backwatery, it's out of this world. Your job options are very limited...

A. You can work at a brothel with most of your clients being tall, butchy, athletic-leaning hermaphrodites. They have dicks generally around 10" long. But you will get to warm up with just smaller clients ... less hung, they will be even taller but will actually be no more sturdy than some normal women. They may require you to cater to other fetishes on occasion, and sometimes you'll have to attend to one at a party set up at the brothel, or sometimes attend to many there. On many days a month, you'll be unlocked and will have clients who give you reach around, or will want to be fucked in one or both holes, sometimes not even making fun of your dick size at the time.

B. You can work as a loan out bitch, generally for clients that are less butchy, significantly fatter, not as tall, with more normal sized dicks, and of course bigger tits, occasionally getting humongous. You'll often get assigned to a complex of a few homes which have highly compatible fetishes. Your clients will have more control over how often you're kept in chastity, and will generally be using this with solid reason to, since they won't be as interested in sodomizing you. Here, your patrons, err, matrons, will provide you with more input and creative help for how you'll get partially feminized, causing the options lean less towards a trendy look. And although some will just want rimjobs and such, with how often your kind is loaned out to groups, or parties too, you can expect the dommes to generally know what they're doing, and make things rather interesting, though the medical tech here is amazingly capable anyway.

>>6948956
B. I will not be cucked!
>>6949272
At least B is impressive in the locker room.
>>6949392
A.
>>6949477
A. I will live in a post-scarcity sci-fi future a la Star Trek and never summon anybody, thus keeping myself safe.
>>6949488
B.

WyR

A: Have an attractive, if a bit on the chubby side, wife who is so pure and loyal to you she's a virgin until the wedding night, which would be the same day you meet her because it's been arranged. She also has horrendous stomach problems. Her gas causes visible distension if she tries to hold it in and reeks like nothing else, her gargantuan turds cause toilet clogs wherever you go, her stomach is constantly growling and churning, and if you hold her belly you can always feel it grinding away. The sex is average but the cuddling is the best, assuming you have a poor sense of smell.

B: You find a genuine hideous Cambodian woman who takes an immediate liking to you. Her father was a mechanic and she can fix (or more likely strip down and sell for scrap) almost anything with a motor. But the sex... is the best you will ever have with anybody ever. The amount of positions she can do and what she's willing to try is utterly unparalleled. In fact, you have to actually put limits on her before she get swords or raw chicken involved. If you have children, they will be even uglier.

C: You become a morbidly obese, stereotypical neckbeard. You begin to take a liking to anime and PC gaming and have to stop yourself from becoming too vocal. Men will have an instinctive urge to punch you and women will think you're a sexual predator. Your penis even shrinks down to 3 inches erect. But in return you gain a guitar, one that cannot be stolen or broken, and you become the unparalleled master of both guitars and related instruments (e.g. banjos or lutes.) You make Herman Li at his finest look like a toddler gnawing on his brother's six-string.

>>6949669
>You find a genuine hideous Cambodian woman
>If you have children, they will be even uglier.
Oh come on, they are not that ugly! Eg:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Secretary_Clinton_with_Young_Women_at_the_Labor_Roundtable_%287563695866%29.jpg
though, admittedly, the one in the centre is pretty damn fucking creepy...

>>6949669
C
The only difference between that and my normal life is the guitar.

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>>6945746
A = fetish.

Would you rather:

A: Gain the power to change your form at will. You can look/sound/feel like anyone you imagine with the restriction of being in the relatively same body mass as your original form. However, having sex causes you to be stuck in the form you currently posess for 3 days.

B: Have the ability to attract anyone you want to you. People begin to fall in love with you at your whim. However, you cannot ever use said power on family, coworkers, or anyone you personally fall in love with.

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>>6943310
B B B B B B B.

>>6932637
Fuck it, I'm going with A.

>>6933059
A. I'm an Italian. Sketchy mob shit is in my fucking blood.

>>6933320
A. I'm not gonna resist that much, and ill probably find a way to escape.

>>6936982
B. If I'm that fucking rich, I'm constantly rotating my armed guard, choosing from ex-miltary and PMC operators. It's a network wide and large enough to fire anyone with on any suspicions at all.

>>6937050
Holy shit I'm taking A. I can't see literally any downside with this.

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>>6932637

I've been to situation A (except I did pay some rent) and honestly it was pretty damn awful. I know that living with a horny, kinky MILF might sound like a good option for a lot, but in reality MILFs rarely are nothing like in 2D format as far as looks go, and that desperate, suffocating need to possess and control you becomes overbearing in a few months, no matter how beneficial the easy access to sex and full housing services may seem.

Desperation and needyness are never attractive features to begin with, and the attempts to isolate you from my friends and family should be an obvious signal to get the fuck out that kind of arrangement. I know I did.

Today the MILF I mentioned is the perfect portrayal of your classic, crazy cat-lady so I'm glad I hopped off that bus early while I had the chance...

>>6940031
Someone has to like you first.

>>6932637
A. Having sex whenever you want, not having to worry about money anymore.. that's great!

>>6932891
Probably A, since a grown, living body could get out of shape again I suppose. Also, I am quite okay with my body, so I don't really care about my looks.
That robotic me is going to see some great (or terrible) stuff over the years while I can continue my own life.

>>6933002
B I guess, that "pleasure" could get quite stressfull after a while I suppose. Also, as the succubus itself I have more possibilitys, the dick is just gonna hang there and wait for the next sex to happen.

>>6933059
A, don't like being owned. Also that life as a criminal could actually be quite interesting, hehe.

>>6933169
A, as I'm irresistible I could get them to give me whatever I want. Of course quite sad that you can't stay with a woman, even if you love her, but well.. there are many women out there. Better not get bound to one.

>>6933249
B, another chance at life.

>>6933320
Option A. Not gonna say no to sex; and once she gets too much for me, I can just kill myself.

>>6933371
So Beastiality or Pedophilia. Well, gonna go with A.

>>6933555
B. Esperanto estas facila lingvo!

>>6934791
B, way better than lifelong torture. I mean.. less torture at least. And sex of course!

>>6935472
A. Gonna do some fucked up torture shit for fun, lol

>>6936982
A it is. As birth is pleasureable, there are no downsides, as long as I don't have to care for the little shits there is.

>>6937050
A, no real downsides there.

>>6937149
B, as that would mean you had nothing serious to worry about anymore. Which is great! Though really unrealistic.

>>6937224
B, basically a world without women. Not that that's good, but that's better than becoming a trap at least. Human race is still safe due to artificial insemination for the ugly beasts.

>>6937865
A. Gonna try out some new masturbation techniques there.

>>6938423
A, can't really see a downside for me. Could probably fuck my bros now! But if I had a loving and loyal girlfriend I'd probably go B.

>>6938592
B, I like the future. It has so much progress!

>>6939173
A! Don't take my porn collection, please! Even if that means I have to live with a fat-monster. As long as it's smooth I won't even mind too much desu.

>>6940105
B. That gives me the best result, even if I have to do a bunch of work.

>>6941269
Hmm.. B probably, as the partner of my dreams is quite obedient by nature. They probably won't ask me to do too much bullshit.

>>6941364
A? I don't get off to Shygals.

>>6941950
A, obedient girls.

>>6943310
A gaming PC, huh? A wins!

>>6944662
B, finally can concentrate on something else than masturbating! Also, I don't have the risk of making the condom explode if I do happen to fuck someone.

>>6945026
B, keep it simple, and don't risk getting a traumatic experience when busting a nut.

>>6945311
A. The Practising will be worth it.

>>6945315
B! That's a really usefull wardrobe, you could have multiple lives at once or hide from police or could use the abilitys to get your jobs done easier..

>>6945561
Well.. A. Sex is sex after all! What uses life if it's dark and empty.

>>6945605
A. If it's a terrible life, I'll just commit suicide, since that's the solution to everything!

>>6945746
Gonna choose A on this one. That excretion stuff is too weird for me.

>>6946161
B, could safely do raw sex without catching STDs and stuff. Could use used up syringes for my heroin shots.. all that stuff. I would do the needed arrangements to get a good workout for me going using that opportunity.

>>6946237
A, not gonna give me the stress and pain of B,

>>6946487
B, that's usefull enough for me. And of course has infinite uses.

>>6946651
This is a hard one. As the inventor, I couldn't live with that constant loss of money due to these dicks, making me freaking angry and unhappy.
But as the guy, I'd have to fear for my life if the inventor decides to get revenge..

I think I'll choose A.

>>6946720
B. I like a real person more, and since I can mold her just as I like using my imagination..

>>6947468
A gets me more I think.

>>6947642
A, that disease is shit.

>>6948332
B. Have I told you already that I like obedience?

>>6948956
Well.. A is less annoying I suppose.

>>6949272
A, definitely. B would completely destroy my sex life. (If I had any, haha!)

>>6949488
B.

>>6949669
Well.. I don't like getting punched on the streets, so it's gonna be the ugly woman at B. Beauty comes from the inside after all!


Dang, that was much writing and answering.

Would you rather?

a) Your cock (or vag if a woman) can be remade. Anything within natural human limits can happen to your genitals. However, they turn numb irreversibly. They’re still perfectly healthy and maintain any functionality they have, but are totally numb and do nothing sexually for you but still hard/wet etc. The only way you can orgasm from now on is via anal stimulation. If you couldn’t before you now can, but it’s rather difficult, often requiring an hour of work to accomplish.

b) You get put in a chastity device which cannot be escaped from under any circumstance. Everyone is aware of your predicament and everyone has access to your key, but it cannot ever come into your possession no matter what loop hole you think you’ve found. The universe says no. Everyone has also taken an interest to sexually teasing you and is willing to release you. But often you’ll have to earn it by doing various tasks that vary from person to person.

c) You can from now on, only orgasm when someone else is because of your actions, Nothing else changes.

Note that in each case your libido has increased and will not ever decrease. Also in each example you become immune to STD’s as do your partners.

>>6933002

A, a thousand times A. this is essentially my ideal fetish. Doesn't even matter which senses I retain.

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>>6932885
2. I already have number 1

Would you rather
A. Have the power to manipulate Random events (RNG master)
B. Become a Timelord (total manipulation of time itself, timelines, alternate universes based on taking certain decisions)

>>6932896
>I get it but all you get is gold diggers
The choice specifies the source of your wealth is completely hidden, you just need to not flaunt it.
>and the search for an actual partner would take too fucking long.
What? Do you know how money works? Billionaires don't have responsibilities. You could literally hang around in bars, or go on dates, all day. Finding a woman could be your full-time job. Humans have managed to find good spouses since forever, and 99.9999% of them had a job to do all the while.

> I'm not super duper fucking rich but make enough to not have to worry about any sort of expense and I just want someone to take care of me in a way that makes me think they actually want me for who I am not what I own.

I hate to break this to ya mac, but you're doin' it wrong. Stop looking for golddiggers and you won't find so many-- that is, you're probably finding golddiggers because you're going to fancy clubs or somehow signalling that you have money. If you're the brightest light around you're going to attract a lot of moths.

The trick is to play like you're a pauper and only let on that you have money once you've learned to trust somebody. Go to a shitty dive bar with poor people, find a girl, and then take her on nice, BUT AFFORDABLE, dates. If you pull out all the stops right away and go to fancy restaurants you're gonna dazzle the bitch and then all she's gonna see is the dollar signs in her eyes.

Money in-and-of-itself is useless.... money in the hands of someone with a plan is the most powerful thing in the world.

P.S. I'd choose the milf too, mostly because I'm part-time /fit/izen.

>>6949807
Seeing as how A is my strongest fantasy and the most useful, fucking definitely.

>>6949669
C, as a wise [spoiler]wrestle[/spoiler]man once said: "The gift of [...] metal does not smile on the good looking."
>>6949807
A.
>>6950585
A. I can give myself a monster cock and make everybody else jealous.
>>6950789
A and fuck over every casino I go to.

>>6950789
B includes A, alternate timelines means every outcome of the RNG exists, and I can choose which one I go into.

>>6950789
B, because to get all pedantic and shit it's very likely there is no such thing as true randomness and many things which we do consider "random" in fact have some level of guidance dictating their results. B basically gives you not only effective control of "randomness" but also lets you accesss the effecdtive infinite content of an effectively-infinite number of alternate timelines and universes.

>>6949807
A, no contest.

>>6946651
A, as long as I've enough cash for booze and board whatever I create can be more fulfilling than what mere riches can provide.

WYR:

A) Have access to every single work that an artist's ever created, whether the artist has them available for view or not or it's even survived in any form. They appear instantly in an appropriately-named folder in your smut stash and are divided between general drawings and separate folders for individual CG sets and VNs and doujins and whatnot - but besides that, it's all unnamed and untagged and you'll have to sort through it manually.

B) Every single item you download will be instantly named and tagged according to whatever methodology you decide to run with, and your entire stash will be instantly renamed abd retagged to comply with it. This will include the most universally-recognised forms of artist and work names as can be comprehended in your preferred language, and anyone who looks at something you share will instantly know exactly where it's from.

>>6951571
B. My folders are a clusterfuck and this will make it easier for me.

WyR

A: Be forcibly wed to an elven woman. Though she looks worryingly young, and indeed she is barely pubescent in terms of development, she is in reality around 90 years old and is mentally developed beyond any human. She speaks no human language and feels no need to learn, has peculiar habits and will make no attempt at copying those of humans, and wears strange clothing that humans would consider to be lingerie. She is terrified of things like flushing toilets and barking dogs, and loves venison and cheap wine. Though a meek and frail figure now she will develop in a voluptuous figure that makes human women look like toddlers, although you'll be a senior citizen by the time she's done growing.

B: You become an elven male. You are just as effeminate as movies make you out to be, and if you dress yourself up you'll be prettier than the majority of human women. You are incredibly weak and can easily get raped and beaten to a bloody pulp by almost anybody, including elven women. Your only redeeming quality is that you are a god in bed by elven standards, and when mating season comes you will have a fine selection to choose from, a shame that there will be only three or four in your now greatly-lengthened lifetime.

This thread has gotten too cerebral for /d/

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>>6932637
B as long as I look like this.

>Option A: your cock permanently shrinks to roughly half of it's normal size, but every climax becomes immensely more satisfying, and you'll be able to last as long as you want

>Option B: you get a fat, 9-inch cock, and women will be subconsciously compelled to fuck you if given the opportunity - regardless of how ugly or socially inept you are. The only catch? You'll never be able to last more than a minute, and you'd never be able to fully satisfy yourself unless you're fapping alone

>>6948332
FIRE IN THE DISCO
FIRE IN THE TACO BELL

>>6951651
A. Assuming my liver or pancreas don't give out before then I'll have a sexy girl to take care of me in my old age.

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>>6948332
B, please. I want this to be real so badly...

>>6949669
C. Who needs social interaction? I'll pour my heart out in the form of music.

WYR

A. Whip yourself up a tulpa, but this isn't just any old voice in your head. Yours can take corporeal form and just having it even grants you a random superpower! Which you will need, seeing as how unspeakable horrors born of your deepest fears will come along to try and push your shit in every tuesday. But at least your tulpa is tailor-made for you and puts out...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Materialized_Guardian
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

B. Become fabulously swole with a knack for posing and setting fashion trends. You will also be given endless wealth as long as you only ever use it for travel expenses.

>>6932637
>B
>wealthy
>eternally attractive
>eternally lustful
I thought there was supposed to be a downside to this.

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>>6951651
>incredibly weak and can easily get raped and beaten to a bloody pulp by almost anybody, including elven women
What if getting beaten and raped is my fetish?

>>6943310
B.

You assume I'm not crazier - or more controlling - than her.

>>6952970
B.

WyR

A: All men become physically fit overnight. No need to go to the gym and no need to eat well. Somebody who spends years subsisting on Cheetos and playing MMOs can be plunked into the military and pass any test they throw at him with little effort. On the other hand women become horrifically fat. Not chubby, not thicc, but out-and-out obese. She can do cross-fit daily and eat the healthiest food around, but she'll be as fat as somebody who does nothing but masturbate and shove eclairs down her throat. If you're a man you won't have to worry about getting in shape, if you're a woman you won't have to worry about attractive competition.

B: You become a particularity unattractive woman, and no amount of plastic surgery or make-up can make you pretty, but you are an astoundingly good singer. Put yourself on Soundcloud or YouTube and within a month you'll be offered contracts with generous amounts of money. Your specialty is gospel and choir music, and while you could try and go for pop or rock it won't sound quite as good. If you play your card right you could make a killing in the religious market, and maybe cash-in on "body positivity" and other such things for publicity.

>>6953349
What happens to traps in A?

>>6953361
>What happens to traps in A?
>>6953349
>All men become physically fit overnight. No need to go to the gym and no need to eat well. Somebody who spends years subsisting on Cheetos and playing MMOs can be plunked into the military and pass any test they throw at him with little effort.

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>>6932637
If there is occasional unbirthing that somehow, while I'm in her womb,halts her aging process and when rebirthed I turn back into an adult in less than 24 hours or less is thrown into the deal then YES! Especially if she has a body like Dexter's mom. Another condition of the unbirthing would be that I retain my current state of mind when I'm unbirthed, meaning I still think like I do as an adult.

>>6953349
A. I get to be in shape and everybody else has to settle with fat chicks, too.

>>6953377
Physically fit strongly implies muscular. There is still a massive range that qualifies as physically fit.

And then, for starters, there's the question of what would happen under the influence of hormone replacement therapy, which set of rules would apply, and how?

>>6947642
Quite definitely A.

Now I'm really curious who wrote this one and if I know them.

I'll answer a few, then
make my own.

>>6932637
B. I'm already fat, I'd just become more attractive. Plus yanderes aren't hot in real life and my family could use the money.

>>6932891

B again. It's not immortality if your not actually experiencing it.

>>6933002

B AGAIN. Being a sentient body part sounds like hell.

>>6933371
Why are all the B options better? Anyway, B, because then I could get a qtie trap BF.

>>6934782

D is the safest and most appealing choice, not too crazy bout the jealousy part though...

>>6944662#
B. Having to masturbate or else leak everywhere sounds awful. I've dealt with difficulty with getting physically aroused before, it's pretty bad, but I've found I can enjoy looking at porn even without feeling something in my crotch.
>>6945311#

A. I'd be too afraid to experiment, but I'm also too afraid to know everything.
>>6945746#
A. B is just gross.

>>6946487#
It's reversable, with no risks. Changing cup sizes is also pretty gud.

>>6947468#
A. I don't wanna be a sentient non-human, if I haven't already made that clear.

>>6947642#
A. A is really freaky, but is a lot less freakier than B. I'd also get a friend I literally can't lose.

>>6948286#
Dafuq? OH WHAT THE HELL, I'LL PICK A.
>>6948332#
Hmm.. I'm torn between A and C... I mean, as much getting a free monster girl waifu would be cool... be able to hang out at the Taco Bell at the End of the Universe is just too funny to me.

>>6948956#
Where is the commit sudoku option??? Serious response:I don't like NTR, nor would I want a yandere in real life ESPECIALLY if she's just a 5/10, so yes, I really wouldn't like either.... But I guess A??

>>6949392#
D.We're pretty similar in personality.

>>6949807#
B. Being stuck in a certain form sounds eerie.

>>6950585#
B. The idea of having every person being interested in me and sexually teasing me is super appealing.

>>6950789#
A. I'd pretty much be able to control everything

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>>6932637

B

strong-fat mega kingpin all the way

eating 5 times a day isnt that much though desu

>>6932637
A

>>6932891
B. 100 years is still probably more than I'd get out of life in my current form, and it'd probably be far more enjoyable.

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>>6932637
Would you rather
A: Have the perfect person from your dreams. They will be everything you have ever asked for looks, personality, love etc. They will be forever faithful towards you and even kill in your name if you pleased.
However only you know that they're there. No one else can sense them at all.

B: Have a 7/10 gf. They will have some hobbies that you also would enjoy and share some of your interests. They will never understand your fetishes and will also want an equal relationship with you.
This person is can be sensed by other people as well as yourself. They can also be a futa if that pleases you.

>>6955690
B.
If I wanted A, I'd find a way to become a schizo.

>>6955690
A.
Somehow having a person only I can see is strangely appealing. It's like they're my personal companion, who literally only exists for me. Though I'd be afraid that they would drive me crazy eventually.

>>6955690
>untraceable murdering perfect partner

why would i care what others thought?

A all the way.

>>6936982
I'd go with B. Make millions and find thousands of 10/10s throwing themselves at me? Also, I could go for the Trump aesthetic and use my charisma to charm the hell out of voters.

>>6944984

>C.C

Good taste friend.

>>6935472
B

>>6932637
B im hona be like DJ Khaled

>>6951651
A. I don't wanna get beaten by people.

>>6951571
B sounds massively convenient.

>>6932637
>you also become enormously fat, but though black magic you are still quite attractive.

Define. Properly - like, visually.

>>6933169
B. I'd hate to be made into a little kid and be controlled, but I'd also hate to accidentally give someone a dick.

>>6933249
B. As much as I love traps, I don't like femdom, so I'll take the gender bender option.

>>6933555
A. Because I don't speak that... other language.

>>6935472
A. I'll just ask the yandere maid to not act like a yandere. Problem solved!

>>6937050
I'll just resist the temptation to find love.

>>6933169
A A, A, A, A!

I'd make myself a harem of very manly shemales. Them I'd use my power to seduce women and get them to agree to be restrained and enslaved for a few days, at which point some of the manly shemales will attend to them, and I can observe that from afar.

>>6950585
C! No downside, as I'd always work on my partners to achieve orgasm as well. Also I could easily find fakers that way.

>>6951571
A. Basically infinite porn, though there would probably be 90% uninteresting and even disgusting stuff. But who cares, I can live with that! Only thing I'd be worried about is my hard drive space..

>>6951651
A. Wouldn't even have to force me to the wedding, I fuck everything! I CAN fuck her, right? Probably. So it's the better option.

>>6952210
I choose A, as B would soonly cause me to loose interest in fucking women.

>>6952970
B! Don't like having my deepest fears come over without my permission.

>>6953349
Well.. As a rich bitch I could still get someone to fuck me. So B is going to be my answer.

>>6955690
The girl of my dreams that does what I want her to? A it is! Who cares if people can see her, got not other people anyway that would mind.. That would even give me the freedom to kill her off or something without the government or someone caring.

>>6932637
I'll take A in a heartbeat, no question. It's a dream come true: Becoming the pampered plaything of a horny MILF who just wants to take care of me and fuck me into submission, and who doesn't want me to masturbate because she wants to milk me herself. I have no SO or friends, and I don't like my family anyway.

Would she like me to go naked in the house? I'd be glad to do that for her.

>happy to do a lot in bed that most women would never willingly do
Does that include threesomes and more-somes? I promise not to get really involved with the other girls. I'll just fuck them.

>>6932885
>Being rich means you can attract almost any partner you like anyway.
I want people to be attracted to *me*, not my money. If I had unlimited money so spend on escorts, but it was obvious they thought I was disgusting, I wouldn't enjoy it at all. I need to feel desired.

>>6939193
B. I'm obsessed with succubi and could never resist them.

>>6941125
B, as Aphrodite's slave.

>>6953349
B. I'll become youtube-famous through singing original pop songs (even though it wouldn't be as good), and then use my pre-established fame to make manga-like graphic novels. A weird plan, I know, but it's the one I would do.

>>6955690
A, no question. Especially if it's a real physical being, then it could go ahead and steal anything for me.

A. You get a waifu/husbando who fills your kinks/fetishes, a nice home, and unlimited cash. You have a 1 in 10 chance every time you wake up of waking in the body of another /d/eviants (who chose A.) waifu/husbando, feeling everything they feel but with no control, just being along for the ride. Their fetishes/kinks will be at least as weird or weirder than yours. Once the body you're riding in goes to sleep you get a 1/10 chance of going into a weirder /d/eviants waifu/husbando, otherwise you go back up one "level".

B. You get a huge dick, flaccid its the size of your forearm. Everyone wants a ride, and messy orgasms are guaranteed for all. Occasionally you'll wake up to find it's lodged itself up your ass and pumped you full of so much baby batter that you look nine months pregnant, which takes about an hour to drain out. Buttplugs and various penal arrangements can't stop this. It's magic nigga, I don't gotta explain shit.

C. You get the power to stop time. You can leave it stopped as long as you want, and do whatever you want while time is stopped. Some mysterious individual also has this power, and likes to fuck with you with it, though they'll stop short of anything that would permanently scar you. They can even use it even while you've stopped time. Have fun blinking and realizing you've got a mouth full of semen.

D. You can teleport to the McDonalds at the end of space and time. It has everything any McDonalds on Earth has ever had, all free. You can even get Shamrock milkshakes and McRibs at the same time. Occasionally you'll meet versions of yourself from other dimensions there, and can even visit their worlds (Also they're all DTF.), though you're still attuned to your world so if you leave that alternate dimension you can't head back without the alternate dimension you. Also the manager sells weed and it's surprisingly good and cheap.

>>6957642
A, yup A, sounds like life is going to be much more interesting from then on, though what happens to your body and your waifu/husbando while you are in another's waifu/husbando?

>>6939173
So I am being offered the choice between delicious curvy women, aaand fuck, I can't find ANY upside to the other choice. Literally every part of that sounds awful. What's the delima supposed to be here anyway?

A. Without any hesitation.

>>6957642
Holy shit, C sounds kinda hot. Like, I wouldn't actually choose it, but I'd totally read a doujunshi or something with a similar plotline. A person (preferably a girl) thinking they can do anything they want with their time stopping powers, until they realize they are at the mercy of a more powerful time stopper...

If I could draw or write, I swear to God...

>>6943308
Why you so mad?

>>6944662
Definitely A

>>6944662
A, definitely. There's no reason whatsoever to choose B. A is wonderful at best and inconvenient at worst. B is just awful. Also, A would guarantee you a career as a porn star if you wanted it.

>>6946221
A. One question, though: Do I have the option of just not wearing anything if I don't want something up my ass?

>>6948332
C. A and B aren't appealing, but free food is useful.

>>6949477
I'll choose A. I really don't know why everyone would be so determined to kill me for something that doesn't hurt anyone, or how they'd even know about it in the first place. However, if I can summon any kind of being I can imagine, I'll just include those who can cast some kind of magic protection on me so I can't be killed. I can also just summon a lot of them to keep constant watch over me and always live somewhere with a lot of other people around so bombs or air strikes or whatever would cause too much collateral damage.

>>6949988
>in reality MILFs rarely are nothing like in 2D format as far as looks go
If they don't look good, they're not really MILFs. Attractiveness is part of the definition of MILF. It doesn't just mean "Woman over a certain age."

>>6955690
A. I don't care if no one else knows about them. That's an insignificant price to pay considering the benefits.

>>6932637
>>6932891
>>6933002
>>6933169
>>6933249
>>6933555 (checked) The world better not become some globalist shit hole though
>>6934782
>>6934791 (I trust you /d/)
>>6935472
>>6939173 Purity
>>6939193 CRUSADE NOW
>>6940105
>>6941269
>>6941950
>>6945026
>>6945561
>>6946221
>>6946237
>>6946487
>>6946720
>>6948286
>>6949272
>>6949488
>>6950789
>>6951571
>>6952210
>>6952970
>>6953349
B
>>6933059
>>6933320
>>6933371
>>6936982 For Western Civilization! Ave!
>>6937050
>>6937149
>>6937224 I cant do that horror to my own mum, even if I do want a robot waifu
>>6937865 Stonk
>>6938423
>>6938592 Futa
>>6939372
>>6941125
>>6941364
>>6943310 I love my family too much
>>6944662
>>6945187
>>6945311 being able to act on something is more important then knowing and being unable to do anything
>>6945315
>>6945605
>>6945746
>>6946161
>>6947468
>>6947642
>>6948332
>>6948956 This is a really shitty exchange, but I can live some kind of a stable life with A
>>6949392
>>6949477
>>6949669
>>6949807
>>6951651
>>6955690 I can have kids with her, right?
A
>>6941132
D
>>6950585
>>6957642
C
1/2

>>6958413
2/2

WyR
A) Get the Power to Shape Shift. You can transform into just about anything your mind can imagine, within the limits of the room you are in, or if you are outside, nothing taller than 20ft. Your form will behave as you want it to (ie: bullet proof skin? done. Tennis ball sized balls that produce enough sperm to fill a pool? easy. Want to be the size of a fly and if someone hit you with a fly swatter, you'd simply splat and reform? Too easy, etc). The only problem is that you have to eat someone whole and alive every two weeks. Their life and body will sustain your body as it transforms. If you miss a two week period, you will dry up like a prune and painfully crumble to dust. Your stomach will pang with hunger as you get closer to your dead line

B) Get the Power to Control Time. Rewind, fast forward, pause, whatever you like. When you move around in time, you stay seperate from the timeline, and stay the same as you travel, meaning you can go back to watch yourself being born, or visit you're future self. However, you're on borrowed time. When you go forward in time, someone you select will age twice or three times as fast while you are away. Someone will regress two or three times if you go back in time. If you pause time, you age two or three times as fast.

C) Become the person you always wanted to be. In a one time opportunity, you can remake your body, your personality, your mindset, everything. All to whatever you want it to be. Some changes (if you turn yourself into a monster girl or a futa or something) will certainly stand out/attract attention, but you will be accepted nonetheless. However, your romantic/sexual exploits will be known to your family (Nothing too intimate, but they will know if you've been sleeping with someone...) The public may also take more of an interest in your sex life as well

D) Become a little girl. Your mind is teleported into a little girl who's been in a coma since she was very young. Clean slate.

>>6958432
C and D are basically the same thing for me. But I think I'd have to go with C, so that I can become an ageless succubus loli. Gotta make sure to erase my memory of making this choice too, and enhance my embarrassment many times over. My family knowing what I'm up to is a price I'd be happy to pay; It's not like they know any of you anons who might want to make a loli succubus your gf.

(Cont.)

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>>6958566
>Would you rather:

A) Touching someone with something sexual, whether it be your genitals, your sexual fluids or something else, will allow you to transform their body in any way you desire. However, if you do not transform someone new once a day, your body will become a formless tentacle monster until one of your many appendages grabs someone to transform. You may opt to stay in this form, alternatively.

B) Become a trap more convincing than real girls. You are ageless and your beauty cannot be damaged, but your allure is so powerful that you'll probably spend more time being raped than not. Even otherwise straight guys won't hesitate to plunge inside your self-lubricating rear.

C) Force a loli succubus into being your gf. Once a regular anon from /d/, a careless WYR choice means she now lives off lewdness and has to stay with you to survive, whether she likes it or not. Fortunately, lewdness is rather vague for her specific breed of succubus, so she can sustain herself purely off hugs, headpats and kisses. [spoiler]Handholding overloads her with this lewd energy, which is transferred to you in the form of powerful supernatural abilities.[/spoiler] She is bonded to your specific lewd energy wavelength, making her both hopelessly attracted to you and unable to leave you for another. This also allows you to alter your appearance according to your desires, and even force her to obey your orders if you so desire. However, her appearance is unfortunately limited to the visage of a young girl. You can go as far as making her a wonderfully busty girl in her late teens, but you will never be able to make her a succubus (male). Though she technically feeds off you, you will feel no adverse effects - in fact, as long as she is around you will never age or grow ill. She will complain a lot and insist on clinging to her pride, even when neglecting her for a day will leave her desperate for your touch.

>>6958432
How easy is it to eat people in A? Ah fuck it, C and I'll become Geralt of Rivia.

WyR

A: You get to be a girl, and a remarkably pretty one at that. You look better right out of bed than 70% of women do after an hour of expensive and carefully applied makeup. But you have an inhumanly puffy pussy, far bigger than any man's moose knuckle. It's so big you can't shut your legs all the way and normal walking becomes distressingly stimulating. You wear men's underwear, if any, because normal panties plain don't fit you anymore. You also take to long skirts and dresses because you sure aren't wearing trousers. If you have sex with a man it will drain him like a succubus and feminize him, and if you have sex with a woman her pussy will slowly and permanently grow like yours.

B: You get a girlfriend, and a real looker at that. Men will be extremely jealous and women will suddenly think much more of you. On the outside, she looks normal, and she acts normal too. But her clit is a strange one, in that it grows when she's horny to a good four or five inches. She can and will expect you to suck it like a cock, and insists that you'd like it up your butt. It will show under clothing, but she's too womanly to be a transsexual so people will either ignore it or think it's just a crease. Also, your favorite childhood cartoon gets a remake, with zero CalArts students and/or SJWs allowed near the production, but it is produced by Mark Bussler from CGR and he insists on being very involved with it.

>>6958578
It's as easy as you make it. If you're in a bedroom, you could become a piece of furniture (or the whole room) and absorb the victim. You could remain a person, and slowly suck them into your tight body. Up to you.

>>6934791
B

I'm much too depressed in my current life, and getting a new life, only to know that it will never feel right, is one of the most horrifying things I can think of.

>>6932637
I'd do B! I wanna do B!

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>>6958432
A without a second thought, there's plenty of old biddies knocking on death's door or jerkasses I can sustain myself with and the examples you give make me think I can weasel in some really good shit like immortality.

>>6957642
A ultimately wins out, but B is actually tempting precisely because of its supposed downside.

>>6951571
A, tagging is a timesink and figuring out names can be a pain, but nothing's worse than when a dude's art disappears forever.

WYR:

A) Have access, along with everyone else, to an interdimensional fetish hookup service that allows you to realize any kink and find people that share them. The catch is that the time you spend fulfilling your fetish is time you have to eventually spend fulfilling that fetish for others, though not necessarily in the same exact manner (eg, if you're a dude into huge tits, you'll have to spend time TG'd as a chick with huge tits for another guy or be your normal guy self with huge tits for a woman) and certain options bank more kink-time than others (preferring straight sex but doing gay stuff earns time-and-a-half with a trap and double with bara, extra partners are an extra 100% time each); pairings where each partner fulfills the other's kinks are naturally time-neutral. The service can even do permenant body modding, but such costs from a few hours for a hair color change to 24 hours for a sizeable boobjob, up to a solid weak of 168 hours for total reconstruction, of offering yourself in that state for free use.

B) Be able to totally visualize or project yourself into a fap fic, art pack, doujin or VN with the trip as shitty or awesome as the source. If it's someone else's work you'll act out the specified bits but have freedom to do other things as long as it doesn't affect the outcome, and if it's YOUR work visualizing it will create content in lieu of actual writing or drawing, and the more intense your fantasy the more detailed and professional the created content.

>>6958610
B. I don't even care about the girl, I want to see Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy with giant robots and flamethrowers.

>>6958710
A.

WyR

A: Be dragged into some weird cult obsessed with fertility and sex. They firmly and decisively believe that sexual intercourse is a holy act and that orgasms are literal gifts from some ancient goddess. They also hate any and all contraception and indeed consider fertility treatments to be pious. Even the ugliest social retard of a man will wind up swarmed with horny women, most in some stage of pregnancy, begging him to help them with their "prayers" when he enters their temple. Thanks to some probably illegal and definitely immoral engineering there's far more women than men.

B: You receive a package that turns you into a futa of equivalent attractiveness to your current self. It also contains what it calls the "full cheeki breeki experience." Your entire wardrobe is replaced with a wide variety of tracksuits and any hats you may have are replaced with flat caps and ushankas, but your shoes are unaffected. You must wear these, uniforms or weather be damned. You also gain a love for tea and knowledge of a Slavic language of your choice so complete that it gives you an accent in your native tongue.

>>6960446
B Oi Blin

WyR

A: your mind is transported into the body of a 10/10 cute college age girl, in a comfortable financial situation and with a 10/10 boyfriend/girlfriend of your choice. the catch? Although you start out rail thin with a small amount of muscle, your personality slowly rewrites itself so that you become an incredibly submissive feedee/little, who is only able to find release through being fed, fucked and babied, and slowly becomes more and more into girly/effeminate things, to the point where nearly everything you own is pink and soft,.your ideal partner also gains the complementing kinks, wanting to be your dom/feeder. you suffer no health issues from gaining weight, gain it slightly more quickly than one normally would (20+ pounds a month once you fully gain the feedee kink) and both you and your significant other/feeder have an extremely extended lifespan. every single one of your needs is tended to.

B: the reverse of A. you become a 10/10, reasonably fit man/woman with a growing daddy/momdom kink and a skinny qt who quickly grows more obsessed with gaining and being babied.

>>6958432 C, I can easily use those rules to get myself something similar enough to A without having to eat someone every two weeks, and I'm perfectly fine with my family knowing about my sex life.

>>6958575 C for sure, while A is very tempting C is has a typo in it that I'm happy to abuse that lets me shapeshift also along with my new perfect gf, I can see the two of us having an incredible eternity together since she used to be a regular anon we can play games together when we aren't doing lewd things.
>>6958610 A, the puffy vagina is kinda weird but all in all I can live with it.
>>6958710 A, this was probably the toughest WYR to chose with so far. But even though you can enter all your favorite ero material with B, A just has so much more potential and even affords to let you do things you haven't even thought of before since all fetishes in the world are on that hookup service.

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>>6960721
A AND GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND

DO IT NOW

>>6960446
>thinking cheeki breeki applies to russians in general
Hownu.ru?

>>6934791
A
I already have self image issues. And there are burn victims that have it worse.

>>6935472
B
Yanderes are dangerous.
I would only do lewd things with a female tentacle monster anyways.

>>6936982
B
Sounds fun.
would choose A but I'm not quite sure how i would change WHITE fertility rates, but maybe if i was approached by their eastern counterpart.

>>6961000
>Yanderes are dangerous.
Depends on the type: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2166000

>>6961010
>I'm not quite sure how i would change WHITE fertility rates
By having tons of White babies of course.

>>6939204
Hell yeah

>>6940105
>if you brought D. Va to our world she'll be an irritating slut of more plastic than flesh
B-but she isn't irritating... her one liners are the reason why she's best girl of Overwatch.

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>>6932872
You have no control over your life. You merely move through, achieving only pleasure. Primal beings. This is why we are overpopulated

>>6945311
A.
Drop the GF, and become god-emperor, working on creating soldiers.

>>6960446
I'm already Serbian and I want B. Do I get another Slavic language? I don't have an accent though...

You are being given $100,000 cash to undergo a revolutionary procedure which a bio-engineering firm claim can completely changes one's sex down to the chromosomes. To the delight of the researchers it is a success, however it does come with a few minor side-effects. Would you rather...

A: also become a martial arts champion while you're at it. The martial art is Jarate. Everyday you urinate enough to fill multiple bathtubs regardless of how much or little you drink. You also have little control over it and if you don't carefully plan ahead you will end up pissing yourself. It has no strenuous effects on your body except for when you attempt to hold it in. You also receive multiple crates of empty mason jars each month. You also instinctively recognize Frenchmen and those of direct French lineage.

B: you asked them to make you cute and by god they did. You are so utterly adorable it's unbelievable. If you go into an animal shelter people will rather play with you than any puppies they may have. But this does have its downsides. Even though you're clearly an adult nobody will take you seriously and treat you like a toddler. If you ever want to have sex nobody will do it with you because they're afraid to hurt you. You could have legal ID shoved right into a clerk's face and he wouldn't sell you booze because it would feel wrong.

>>6958575
C sounds great.
>>6958610
B sounds like the best of the two.
>>6958710
A. Very tough choice though
>>6960446
B
>>6960721
A, but damn it, total dependence is a turn off.
>>6962422
B, only because it's better than pissing yourself on a regular basis

>>6962484

You are granted the ability to have a full body change to anything within the human form, brought to you by D-HA Industries. While you may have your sex life laid out ahead of you, your everyday life is still very much undecided

WyR

A) Return to work/school/home as you are. Everyone you know remembers you as you were before the operation, and will have questions/opinions about your transformation. Your employer will not be able to fire you because of your appearance, and your school cant kick you out either. They both have to make accommodations for you as per Federal Government decree. You're family and friends however; we cant regulate their responses. You are given $10k.

B) Be registered as an employee with D-HA, and will work as an Product Experiment and Evaluation Specialist (a Lab Rat, for short). All you have to do is sit pretty and tell D-HA scientists what you feel after the latest D-HA product is put inside you. We'll provide you with Food, shelter, and as many uniforms as you'll grow into/out of. You'll get paid $100k a year, but, you're health cant be guaranteed 100%. We're experimenting, after all. Also, you cant leave the compound (due to potential environmental/bio hazards you might pose), and there's very little internet access (can't let spies steal our secrets). We've got plenty of people you can socialize with, plenty to do within the compound, and your family can visit (after a while, your looks will change a bit though)!

C) Get a clean slate. Pick a country and a city/town. We'll ship you out there, you'll be a citizen of whatever country you choose, and you'll be given a whole new identity base on your choosing. Need to a credential? We'll hand you the diplomas and the licensing of whatever you feel comfortable enough handling. This program kinda works like witness protection though, so your contact with people from your past life will be very limited, if not entirely cut off. They will wonder what happened to you. You get $50k

>>6962422
A. It's not like I leave the house much.
>>6962519
A

WYR

A: Have fat stored in a distinctively feminine way for both genders. Men now have an extra incentive to work out while women become more shapely. Traps now opt for a fast food diet to make themselves more womanly as opposed to one designed to slim down.

B: Have everybody become a futa. Women's clits turn into dicks and men's ballsacks are replaced with pussies. Everybody otherwise looks exactly the same. As a side effect HRT becomes extremely effective even on people in their 40s and 50s.

>>6964596
B. I'm fat and I'd like to keep what little masculinity I have.

>>6932637
A. I once had a fantasy where a lost-looking milf asked you for directions, you offered to guide her around, and before you know it she's cooking you dinner at her house and offering for you to stay the night.

By the next morning, it's too late. She's in a naked apron cooking you breakfast calling you honey and sweety and husband. She wasn't lost the day before. She has been scouting you out, waiting for the time to lure you in and strike. Now, you'll never be more than 10 feet from her if she has any say. If you were to try to run away, say when she's in the bathroom, in 30 minutes she'll have your face plastered all over the news and the police looking all over you in the interest of your own safety. Your life would be filled with endless decadence, but for all your freedoms you would be a prisoner. For all that she can and will do for you (as she is well off, eager to please, highly talented, and for the most part cannot say no to you), you will never be left alone again. She will spoil you rotten, whether you like it or not.

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>>6932637
>To compliment your hunger you also become enormously fat, but though black magic you are still quite attractive.

fat is the deal breaker.

needy mommy it is.

and ha, I already like MILFs anyway.

>>6966077
What is this from?

>>6932637
A

because selling my soul to the devil and being too obsessed with sex to enjoy my wealth sounds both horrible and time consuming, i just want to enjoy the NEET life

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WYR be fucked by:

A.) A tentacle monster that fucks you to the most mind-blowing orgasm you have ever had or will ever have, but it then vanishes forever and you will never be as satisfied again
or
B.) A tentacle monster that will fuck you for days on end but will only ever edge you and leaves you too exhausted to masturbate afterwards, but you can come back for more whenever you want

>>6966225
B

>>6935196
holy fuck you're a genius

WYR

A: go to a shady Chinese medicine shop gives you something that is claimed to make you bigger in bed and it works well, too well in fact. Your dick is now a behemoth that doesn't fit at all in smaller girls and overwhelms even experienced size queens. Your semen also becomes exponentially more potent and you ejaculate enough to cause massive cum inflation. Word gets out and ironically enough the only way you're getting laid is in niche porn.

B: in an unprecedented and reviled effort to reduce male depression the government begins to literally manufacture enormous amounts of women, so much so that in but five years it skewers the gender ratio 10-to-6 and widening in their favor in hopes that it will help beta males and social rejects get wives. They come in a wide variety of races and looks, with the only way to tell them apart from natural women are distinctive pointed ears. This causes no issue with resources.

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>>6933320
>fetish for using your limbs as dildos, and she botches an amputation

>fetish for using your limbs as dildos, and she succeeds at four separate amputations

Much better this way.

>>6967394
>They come in a wide variety of races and looks, with the only way to tell them apart from natural women are distinctive pointed ears. This causes no issue with resources.

So most /d/enizens are STILL not getting laid. Guess tha answer's A which has at least a small glimmer of hope.

WYR:

A) Warp people's minds and bodies (including your own) through bodywriting and bodypainting. You get a steady hand with artistic skill on par with the greatest of history and omnipotent knowledge of language and symbols, and anything you set on a canvas of flesh becomes its reality as seen in your mind's eye. Works can be layered over one another and earlier ones even rendered transparent to stack their effects, whereas a giant sloppy X will clean the slate and return them to normal, though "normal" can be overwritten if there's something you want someone to always be affected by.

B) Warp bodies and minds (including, again, your own) through oratory prowess, and temporarily gift this ability to your sexual partners. You can modulate your voice to be as smooth and sultry as you can imagine and you gain a knack for SFX reproduction that would put most studio sound labs to shame, and anything you describe or imply will manifest, as suddenly or as drawn-out as the speech that causes it. Changes caused by reality-warping dirtytalk persist until stated otherwise, though imitating the sound of a record scratch will return things to a "normal" as you and your partners define it.

>>6957642
Option D, as I don't like the downsides of the other options. But I'm not gonna eat at the McDonalds cuz fast food is shit.
The alternate dimension stuff sounds cool though. Might find some interesting stuff there.

>>6958432
A, as that gives me unlimited power basically. I mean, I can shapeshift myself into invincibility. Eating some random guy wouldn't be that much of a problem then. Just transform into a hypserspeed-fly, go over to africa, transform into some kind of monster, and eat a child there that's gonna die anyway the next few days. Hehe. Though I'd most likely prefer traps as >>6958621, so I can see the people cry and struggle for their life as they are ingested by me!

>>6958575
C, as this option is compltetely overpowered in relation to the other two. I mean, where's the downside? You won't get all your power sucked out as a simple hug is gonna be enough, you can force her to do anything in exchange for the energy, and you can make her be in her late teens, meaning you don't have to be a pedophile to get off to her.
Good, the complaining might be a bit annoying, though also amusing regarding the fact that she can't but has to rely on you.

>>6958610
Well.. Both of these options aren't too great for me. So I either take option B and break up with the girl once she wants to buttfuck me, or, if that doesn't work, live with A.

>>6958710
B could be quiet interesting. I could create cool content without having to be able to draw! Projecting myself into some fiction might also be good, as long as I can pull the break whenever I want. Otherwise I'd only use it rarely.

>>6960446
A, no downside as long as you watch out not to have to pay for random children or some shit.

>>6960721
B.

>>6962422
.. I wouldn't even undergo that procedure in the first place, not for $100.000. But whatever, if I WOULD for some reason undergo it, then I'd choose B while I'm at it. If you're being a woman, then do it right.

>>6962519
C. If you are already changing gender, you should also become a completely new person as well.

>>6964596
B, because that would finally end these retarded feminism debates.

>>6966225
A, I don't like gettiing addicted to tentacle monster sex. There are responsibilitys I have to take care off after all!

>>6967394
B. No real downside.

>>6967565
Well, while drawing is a way more precise way to pass information than talking, you won't be able to use this ability on unwilling people. So I choose B, as you can warp all people using this ability.

WYR

A: have an organization do everything it can to turn you into a woman. There's no make-me-a-babe button, and you'll be subjected to an intensive and invasive regimen of hormones, surgeries, therapies, and injections that could make an enormous bodybuilder that eats steak straight off the cow and shits testosterone and steel into a girl that's not only convincing but attractive. It is a deeply unpleasant experience and you'll look really weird until they're done, which could take up to a decade, but they'll pay for everything including clothes, groceries, rent, and a personal stylist. They'll make a tasteful documentary on your progress and at the end you'll become a spokeswoman.

B: your skills in the kitchen become godly. You can make a feast fit for a king with slop you found in a dollar store. And by god you'll be putting those skills to use. You move into a good-sized house with six enormous women. None are less than 6' or lighter than 300 lbs and none of them take care of their appearance. You'll be slaving away in the kitchen day and night for them, and they'll savor every morsel that comes off your skillet. While they quite like you they fucking hate each other and there will be fights, often physical, almost daily. Expect getting raped and smothered in fat and sweat multiple times a day. They will turn on you like rabid dogs if you dare to make something healthy.

A: Sex becomes like saying hello. Even the ugliest chump has had done it with dozens of individual women in the past month. At the beginning of puberty it becomes the norm for women to have absolutely no covering on their lower body and for men to wear a kilt with no underwear. Exchanging handjobs is a formal business greeting, with friends preferring oral. STDs are no longer a concern, but abortions and contraception have 99% failure rates and most people don't bother. Strangely enough couples rarely get it on, preferring to cuddle for hours on end.

B: Everybody becomes Black. No more Whites, Asians, Mestizos, or Arabs; it's all African all the time. Unless you're a serious ass man the implications are far more social than sexual. Organizations like the KKK quietly disband and pretend they never existed while groups like the Black Panthers violently explode as they have no idea what to do. Almost everything else stays the same with few changes, for example the next season's anime will feature dark-skinned characters while retaining all other tropes and elements.

>>6932637
ROADHOG TIME

>>6937050
>A
>Live thousands of lives
>Collect the full experience and knowledge,of mankind
>Push humanity forward to the next era

>>6934782
A sounds like the fun option to me

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>>6943310
B because I have an almost automatic crush on smart and crazy girls (e.g. gaige) and I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my days somewhere remote with a girl I love (until we build a sufficient army and conquer the world). After some thought, That could be fun, fucking on the president's desk after killing or restraining him through an army of robots. [hi NSA]

>>6969093
Neither

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>>6969093

Probably B. If i can turn second-rate dollar store junk into a seven-course luxury meal, it's not too far fetched i could do other impossible things like zero-calorie foods or healthy food that tastes just like unhealthy food.

So start off making healthy food for all, realize my mistake and then begin making the girls' food look and taste like it would be unhealthy/fattening, but is more healthy than my initial food. IF they start flipping out, just tell them that i can't make any non-healthy food.

Or make healthy food taste delicious, while intentionally making unhealthy food taste proportionally bad, with the unhealthiest, most fattening food tasting and looking like someone mixed together regurgitated cat food and dog food and lathered it in aged butter.

WYR:

A: travel to other universes with the universe's rules applying to you as if you were the main character, with whatever gameplay abstractions it may bring. So modern video game universes would allow you to save and automatically sends you back to your last save point on death, with all of your memories after the save intact, and, say, Sir Pterry's books would have narrative causality target you more often than regular people. And yes, full ability to bring back any *insert media here* waifu you can form a relationship with.

B: receive a handheld device, not unlike a touchscreen smartphone, which is able to freely edit anyone in it's frame like some form of extremely in-depth character editor, down to being able to decide whether or not your targets are aware of their changes or not. However, the interface is somewhat clunky and no one bothered to label anything, having no one in the frame targets yourself, and theres no lock button to prevent accidental usage. Like pocket-editing yourself into a monster.

c: Have everything in your house turn sapient, living and talkative, with personalities and fetishes closely related to their intended/most common use, all of 'em in love with you.

>>6970304
A. I can just enter the universes of my sexual fantasies, so that I can finally experience them. Which means being forcibly transformed into a cute succubus girl by a playful, teasing shemale. I could even just enter universes where the scenarios in B and C happen if I wanted to, but that would be cheating. I wouldn't want the transformative phone anyway, I'd want someone else to use it to toy with me.

Would you rather:

A) Share the sensations of pleasure you recieve to anyone within line of sight.

B) Feel the pleasure other people within line of sight feel.

>>6969093
A. I mean if they're paying my bills it's not like I have anything better to do.
>>6969196
B. The world couldn't handle the population boom and I want to see BLM go away.
>>6970304
B because I could make myself suck less.
>>6970732
A. I don't know what others are feeling and I don't want to.

Would you rather...

A: Make all women begin producing enormous amounts of milk and become totally incontinent both urinary and fecally. Nobody will know you're responsible and science will have some bogus explanation. They have absolutely zero control of when or where they relieve themselves, and don't feel it until it's happening. Making this worse they now produce four times as much waste. They universally refuse to wear diapers or bring extra clothing with them. It's so common to see women soiling themselves that it's not embarrassing at all and becomes a simple fact of life that nobody thinks about. Aside from this nothing else changes.

B: The good news is you have a chest filled with future sex toys that can bring you unparalleled pleasure. Dildos that cum chocolate faux-semen, onaholes better than the real deal, and full-immersion VR are now in your grasp. The bad news is that everybody knows you have it and hates you for it. It doesn't matter if you haven't touched anything you will still be a pariah insulted and berated on every media outlet. Governments will want to know how you got it and may torture you for it. Particularly nasty individuals will go after your family.

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Assuming you're still a virgin... would you rather:

A) Have a cute chubby dickgirl roommate who has no job and just mooches off of you while she plays video games, watches anime, etc. and expects you to cook, clean and pay the bills. She lives like a slob and would rather hang out in her room than talk to you most of the time. She'll occasionally do kinky stuff with you, but she won't suck your dick and she doesn't like receiving anal.

B) Have a normal straight guy roommate who is fairly average in all regards. He works 8 hours a day, and when he comes home he exercises, plays console games or browses the internet. He cleans up after himself, makes his own food, pays half the bills. He'll gladly chat with you, but all he wants to talk about is normie shit like sports or reddit. Once a week he has over a girlfriend that he fucks, and they're always really loud about it.

>>6971053
>implying onaholes aren't better than sex
The only choice here is A, which as a man barely affects me.
B, on the other hand, comes with extremely negative drawbacks for only minor benefits.

>>6970732
A is the vastly superior choice because it can be used to make you rich/famous/etc. B is cool, could be the equivalent of endless orgasmic feelings without needing to worry about physical limitations, but it doesn't have as many interesting possibilities.

>>6933371
B. it's awwwwwightttt

>>6971113
If A) is pic related then sure A

>>6971053
B. I now have a VR waifu, and nobody can do anything to get in the way of my newfound happiness.
>>6971113
B. A is a really shitty deal.

>>6932637
A. have to maintain my waifish figure

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>>6933059
Definitely A.

A government program has started more-or-less conscripting people into marriages using computer algorithms and data collected from social media, surveys, and conversations with friends and family to pair couples based on their perceived compatibility.

You're a lucky one that has multiple matches, and having put some money in the right hands you get the privilege to choose.

>Martha: A tubby, homely woman whose a little... strange. She will be fiercely loyal and will try to make it work even if it kills you both. She work at an office with decent pay, but wants nothing more than to stay at home and push out kid after kid. She is deeply religious and will drag you to Church every Sunday. She is a skilled cook and a competent housekeeper, but unless you can totally support her financially she fully expect to clean up after herself. She is currently a virgin but she'll give you sex daily if you want, but she only in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. She is a staunch member of the alt-right and god help you if one of your friends isn't White enough to give Hitler a boner.

>Kelly: Had a wild youth and is being forced to settle down much to her chagrin. She dropped out of high school and currently works part-time at a fast food restaurant, but only to pay for her many vices as she still lives with her parents. She never wants to grow up and wants to see the world and experience everything. She is such a slut that she has a habit of hunting down virgins and for lack of a better word raping them into submission. She will have sex with others and fully expects you to do the same, and will find you partners and invite you to threesomes regularly. She's so stupid she needs her fingers to count but she's an excellent artist and can make good money on commissions if you encourage her. She'll dispensary for days at a time.

>>6974028
Kelly for sure
She'll be like a traveling buddy not a wife and her finding 3 somes is a plus