How can there not be an sph thread on /d/
This fetish is really only fun when it involves shrinking.
>>6857586
Because it archived like 2 days ago
>>6857672
There's a good one on the asset stealing/ breast shrinking thread near the bottom.
no
Does this count? Found it in the big dick thread.
>>6857777
Artist?
>>6857818
>he doesn't know how to search for artist
press the iqdb button,go to where it links you and hopefully the artist will be tagged.
Does anyone know a way to make my dick smaller, or prevent erections, without hormones?
>>6857813
It's not strictly on topic, but it don't mind the comparison.
>>6857855
chastity cages will make erections a lot less frequent after prolonged wear
>>6857735
eureka7 <3
>>6858380
Source
>>6858466
Love Hina. The panels are reordered and out of context, though.
>>6857590
looks like she's comparing a dildo wih a cock... nothing can be bigger than a didlo.
>>6857591
Still hoping for a source on this. Reverse image search has failed me.
Once upon a time I saw a drawing of a cross-section of a dude, with a caption that said something about how men with smaller penises have their prostate closer to their colon, and thus get more pleasure from receiving anal sex. Anybody know what I'm talking about?
>>6859089
I don't know, Anon. I just reverse-searched it and got about a gorillion of accurate results. Maybe it's google submitting to my degeneracy, but c'mon.
>>6859089
It's Tsumame De by Ver9
>>6859386
i wanna pop her tits and watch them deflate <3
what is the name of that manga where the girl asks is it gonna get bigger to a small penis that doesn't get bigger?
>>6860027
I believe you're thinking of Asanagi's Code Geass issue of Victim Girls. I think it was like #6 or so.
>>6860107
thanks.
>>6859386
Thank you, anon.
Hey i type-setted a translation
tell me what you think.
I didn't actually translate it i can't speak ching-chong.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2778378
>>6862522
That translation is stiff as all fuck and in serious need of basic editing work, you've used shitty looking word bubbles instead of just doing something sane like adding white space around the text, and you both haven't even begun to understand the basic idea of spacing (Takao'sweak?) or formatting given every line starts at an arbitrary point, isn't centred around the same or even a similar point, and the font size changes based on mindless whims.
You've done about as bad a job as someone could manage without using Paint and Times New Roman. It's mindblowing that you wasted time downloading a font but not 2 seconds properly formatting text.
What's with the amount of cucking in this fetish? Absolutely disgusting.
>>6862526
Thanks for the criticism bub.
I used the patch tool to cover the background and I want to think it looks at least a little bit better than what I've done before.
Still I'll need an example of what adding white space around the text is so i can try it since everything I did looked like absolute garbage.
I can't do anything in terms of the translation though.
>>6857855
controlled dosages of anti-histamines
Adrenaline, Ephedrine, Diphenhydramine
In certain dosage amounts,stimulants and/or anti-histamines make wangs smaller. It's mostly temporary, but hey, it's neato for a little while.
>>6862571
Not that other guy, but I've done some a little typesetting, myself, so here are my recommendations.
That's much better than the first attempt, but you still have some spacing issues. Offset the hearts from the rest of the text a little--at the very least, put spaces between them and other characters. This is more an editing issue than a typesetting one, but you've also got punctuation issues--"and there's three [etc.]" and "in my depths" are both left without any close.
Finally, I'd recommend slightly increasing the size of the text here, and decreasing the width of your text boxes (if you're not using text boxes, then just throw a couple hard returns in at your discretion). You have plenty of largely empty space to the sides of her head, so you don't need to have the text overlapping her head quite so much (a little is fine).
Finally, I'd also recommend darkening the text's blue a little. It's not bad as is, but a little darker will help it stand out more where it does overlap her head. Something to do with reducing eye strain, I dunno.
And yes, that translation is kind of garbage. Here's a slightly better one.
>Wooow!
>Dicks over 20cm are the best!
>And there are even three of them!
>The admiral's stunted cock doesn't even compare!
>Attack my weak point even harder!
>Deep--deeper is so good!
>Make me feel better and better tonight! Make me cum more and more!
...something like that. The Japanese is a little rough to start with. If you want to make it so that she's talking to the admiral in that bit about his dick (not the way I interpreted it, but it's open to it I guess), you can say "Admiral, your stunted cock [etc.]" instead of how I wrote that line, and you can replace the first person pronouns with "Takao" if you like that sort of little girl talk. It's become common enough that I prefer just using the pronouns, myself.
>>6862910
Should have figured 4chan wouldn't go for the heart symbols. There should be a (single) heart symbol at the end of every line there, at least if we cleave to the original text, but use your discretion as to whether you want that many.
>>6862910
The thing is most fonts don't support the hearth emoji so I had to use photoshop's custom shape tool and aligning that with the text is a pain in the ass.
Type setting is just something you get a feel for,there really isn't anything to learn per se.
>>6863014
I do all my Photoshop work on Mac, so I'm not really sure how it works on other operating systems, but when I need a heart symbol in text, I can just paste it from another source and it'll retain whatever font was used in the source if the font I'm using doesn't support it. If that doesn't work on Windows, I do know that most Japanese fonts support heart symbols, so if you have one installed on your computer, you can probably switch to that and then paste from another source.
Fresh off the fucking presses.
Never thought I'd see xelvy do this kind of thing.
I think on the third try I've managed to make something passable.
I don't want to fuck the image limit anymore so i won't post it here.
http://i.imgur.com/IFj5C23.jpg
>>6863189
Just saw this and came here to post but you beat me to it. Gotta agree, that's gotta be one of the laast things I expected.
>>6862543
NTR is a cancerous blight on this fetish that we unfortunately just have to deal with.
>>6864671
How does anyone get off to anything? Fetishes are weird. Some people just like being humiliated.
>>6863189
I'm not into this whole cock comparison thing, but that girl just flicking her juices at that dick is the hottest thing I've seen in a while.
>>6864676
>See ass
>Good ass
>Million year long instincts kick in
>Get boner
>Fuck
Pretty simple actually. There's just something wrong with you fuckers.
>>6864690
Why are you even on /d/ if your tastes are so tame
>>6864671
My dick barely works due to nervous system bullshit. I had a choice between being a sad sack of shit about it forever, or going THIS IS MY FETISH NOW.
So you know, I picked the one where I feel at least sorta good, in a twisted way.
>>6864690
>tfw physical tastes have changed about 200% over the last million years
look up venus figurines. you find dem curves nice? no you don't. the cavemen did though
r/ing an sph caption with pic related.
>>6857765
Is that LeVar Burton from reading rainbow?
Why don't I ever see SPH and traps/feminization?
>>6865562
What are you, nuts? That's not LeVar Burton from Reading Rainbow, that's clearly LeVar Burton from Roots.
>>6857855
You can permanently scar your penis with alcohol injections. Scarring is limited to the specific area of injection. People have used this to form penile curves, but could make your dick smaller.
From previous thread. I will shop dicks smaller to create some sort of original content, just let me know.
http://exhentai.org/g/921557/bac452d504/
http://exhentai.org/g/933736/55228fb41c/
>>6867255
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2556154
>>6867255
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3198949
Make the one with purple hair have a tiny dick and balls
>>6867258
Brown girls bullying my penis is something I would love
>>6867255
One of these two.
>>6867869
>>6865545
I'm primarily play Street Fighter player and when I do play KoF, I use Athena or Laura exclusively so apologies if this characterization is somewhat off.
Forgib English; I'm a hue.
Sarnoga curse of the teeny weenie works.
>>6868028
Nope.
>>6867869
?
>>6867870
>>6868111
Thank you so much.
>>6867255
>tfw my penis is too big for sph
Is this the ultimate humiliation?
>>6868247
Eh, kinda. You can have scenarios where you look big and 'normal' but either can't get hard or are too quick to come, disappointing your unfortunate partner. Pissing off a girl is the best way to make your dick small via word of mouth, honestly.
I've got an above average dick when erect but my flaccid dick nearly recedes inside me. Probably why this whole fetish started.
>>6868233
I have no idea how to attempt that.
>>6868324
Since no one else is requesting. How about this one? Unless the mosiac censoring messes it up.
Could write the phrase "No Little Dicks" on her ass?
>>6868503
I'll attempt it later. The mosiac shouldn't be a problem, but maybe If I could replace it with another cock then it might look better, but it'd need to fit the style.
The easiest ones are obviously those where the cock doesn't cover much, because else I have to create whatever's behind when I make the size smaller. Just saying for future posts.
Anyone find any new scenes in corruption of champions? If so, post them here.
>>6868503
I tried, wasn't sure how small to go and didn't do the best with fixing the area behind, too much effort.
>>6869474
Thanks. Looking back on it, That seems like a hard one to do. I'll try to find a easier one next time. I usually only ask for text so if nothing in the picture implies SPH.
>>6869581
It's all good. I forgot about the text, not sure how big you wanted it. Like this? or just on the ass cheek?
>>6869565
>>6869592
>>6869591
That's great! This one's probably easier to do.
>>6863189
Is there any more racial sph out there? No idea why small white dicks vs big black dicks turns me on as much as it does. This is such an hot pic, I really hope to see more like this from xelvy in the future.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57266863
>>6868152
Fuck. Need more pochaco.
>>6870483
Here you go, needs a caption though
>>6870483
Need race involving asian. So little of that
>>6870915
Asians having the little dicks or the big dicks?
>>6871106
Not that anon, but the little dick, obviously.
>>6871335
Actually, an asian having a massive dick, bigger than a black guys, would be fucking hilarious.
>>6870915
Not Hentai related but check out JAV under the label "Dandy".
>>6871626
obvious with what?
>>6872039
The Asian having a small dick. It's too cliche for me to get off to.
>>6872371
But what about him having a huge dick, african women are getting CHINKED these days anyway.
>>6867255
Can you edit this one. Also, if at all possible, could you make her smirk/smile instead of amazed?
>>6859386
What's the source of your pic?
>>6870601
This scenario needs to be animated
>>6873109
you could commission it from leeterr or something
>>6871510
Where did you get this?
>>6873544
Here you go:
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Dboy
>>6873577
Thanks
>>6873681
that dick is way too small on her
should be 9" or 10" or something at least
>>6873681
>what is anatomy
>>6857597
I wish I had a 2" feminine penis
>>6863189
Can I get sauce on artist?
Mfw I have a grower penis.
I truly pity dudes with shower penises who can't ever know such joys of sph.
>>6875211
There are showers that can know the joys of sph. They're just small when they're hard too.
Just like how there are growers that will never know sph.
>>6875470
There's a magical point where a penis is small when soft and big when hard. That's heaven.
>>6875017
My penis is 18cm and reaches my bellybutton, it's not inconcieveable especially if you factor in her long, vertical bellybutton.
>>6876480
>if you factor in her long, vertical bellybutton.
Anon, please, that's her stomach vagina.
>>6876480
Being fat and having a large belly lowers the height of your bellybutton.
Or being short.
I assumed since the beginning that slim girl was short.
tfw a surgeon will only perform a penectomy if you larp as a mentally disordered snowflake in front of some jew psychiatrist
>>6873681
>>6874983
Here's some twins, one wasn't so lucky.
>>6876966
How hard can it be?
>>6868160
Isn't there an edit of this white the black man having a small penis and the white man having the big penis?
>>6878534
Yes it's on Leeter's tumblr.
>>6864676
Holy fuck I need source and imagesearch won't help me.
>>6857772
Is there any more like this
>>6878534
Sure is.
There's also one for this one >>6870601
>>6879139
So where do you guys find more of sph?
Small penis humiliation tube
Tiny dick tube
motherless
Is where I find my videos, anyone else got a few more sites for sph?
>>6879354
>3dp
Way too much stimulation for a tiny dick. Stick to 2d.
>>6878967
That's the only SPH page. The rest is Mercury and toilets.
>>6875201
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57266863
Does anyone have an idea how I could get a girl to 'accidentally' find out I have a small dick and then tease me for it?
>>6879991
A girl in general, or did you have someone specific in mind?
>>6880009
In general though I do have a couple that I'd like to try
>>6880052
If there's anyone you sometimes talk to, like through facebook or something, you could "accidentally" send a dick pic and frantically play it off like it was intended for another recipient.
>>6880052
Fall "asleep" with your tiny dick out.
>>6879991
Do you have female friends? do you hang out? Give us some more info.
>>6880058
This is the electronic equivalent of wearing nothing under a trenchcoat and flashing someone on the street. Do not do this.
Frankly anon the best way to go about this is to shave your neckbeard, work your way down from being morbidly obese, practice your social skills and start making kinky friends.
Well, is it true?
>>6878568
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/802005/ee6839c079/
>>6879991
You could try adult video chat with strangers. I've thought about this but never tried it, but I've seen some videos of people doing it. Anyone have experience with it?
>>6880730
I found some old things in an archive
>>6880782
sorry for uploading a thumbnail
Tfw your penis is 9 inches but this is one of your favorite fetishes
>>6880245
Or he could get money and hire whores to do it
I feel like either there isn't much manga about sph, or sph manga hasn't gotten the proper tagging system it deserves. Or maybe both.
>>6881668
Link is my weakness
>>6876312
im 6,5 when hard but pretty god DAMN small when flaccid, im talking about 2 inches when soft
i fucking hate it. (and yes, i fap to these threads sometimes, just like i fap to a lot of fucked up shit, doesn't mean it's not something i fucking hate)
>>6881729
Why is that even a problem? In any situation where dick size matters, you'd get hard before its flaccid size is an issue.
>>6857597
>No thickness
Shit chart.
Can I get an opinion on my garbage edit?
>>6877040
>>6881729
i was bullied in school, mosty names regarding the fact that i was chubby, sometimes i would get pushed/ locked into closets but even that was rare, and never beaten. they had much fun on my cost in the locker-rooms. one of the worst moments of my life was when i was having a fairly standard conversation with a girl i really liked and someone made a small comment about my dick while passing by. i know this is a fairly small thing, but at that moment i was full of so many emotions that i came close to snapping. i stopped talking to that girl after that because i couldn't look her in the eyes after that.
i hated school so fucking much.
>>6857734
these are shit. Please show the content in the picture.
>>6857593
anyone have this pic in color without the text? could only find it in monochrome
>>6881668
I want to rape link
>>6882480
I find it hot.
>>6867258
a link for us plebeiasdifnsdf without access to exhentai?
>>6881749
>in a party with friends
>close female friend of mine was sitting on guys laps for like a second just for fun
>i was having a shit time
>dick was in full micro mode
>she says
>oh you're the one left
>*suicide.png*
>she literally sits in a button
>now I have to live with the thought that she sat on a bunch of guys dicks and the stroke of luck mine was in small mode not average normal dick mode
Nothing happened and havent talked to her since but every time I think about it it makes me wanna kill myself although I prob would have never fucked her but she probably doesnt think of me as man anymore
>>6883809
https://nhentai.net/g/160689/
https://nhentai.net/g/163746/
>>6883800
Thanks :D
>>6882578
yeah its from someone named pumpkin er something on tumblr
louise sph pumpkin google search should get you it
>>6881007
fuck I've seen that one before but I don't remember the name, nor have it on my archive. Can you link to it?…
>>6885620
http://exhentai.org/g/307007/2cc8bf6b9d/
>>6885624
Thanks!
>>6867255
You still here? There's some good requests in here.
>>6885169
yeah, it's by pumpkinsinclair but as i said i could only find pic related
>>6886220
>>6886235
TheTenk. Here's the Tumblr: http://tenkaboutthebutts.tumblr.com
>>6867255
Could you edit this one?
>>6881007
>proper tagging system
dickgirl/futa(nari)_on/with_male didn't used to be widespread, and pegging used to be only a female with a strap-on: maybe we'll get a tag yet.
>>6886237
Sorry it looks like garbage, was weird.
>>6886264
I mean we can't be far from getting fair tags. Look how far we've cum now that we have a constant thread chain on d.
/r/equesting yandere humiliatrix
>>6886356
please do this one and take out the logo, please
>>6886356
Thanks. Appreciate the work.
>>6886415
Hey dude, do you think you'll ever post your sph stash?
>>6886598
Not tidied up sorry, already seemed small desu.
>>6886559
Did this guy's stuff get taken down from sadpanda?
>>6887319
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/530560/6d1d2ea9d9/
>>6887029
Yeah, will just a long time to compile, over 200 gb
>>6887311
Have you got a blog, site or upload with all your work somewhere? I want to see more.
Being 7" and into this is suffering. It works when I'm flaccid, but then I get hard and all immersion vanishes.
>>6888491
A big penis can be humiliated too.
>>6888507
wrong res
>>6888448
I just do edits here, sorry.
>>6889159
please do this one, always liked the idea of kirito being teased and humiliated
>>6889159
Can you work your magic on the cock and balls on the left?
>tfw you want a small dick but are stuck with 7+ inches of dick
I hate my life.
SPH here in the dick measuring
http://exhentai.org/g/939738/398dc13eec/?p=1
Can anyone download it and upload it all somewhere? My torrent client won't work with it(deluge)
>>6891635
>>6891637
>>6891639
>>6891641
Because I'm one of the top sph enthusiasts on the internet, I wish to share an edit with you, that I made.
It's a take on the SPH story "Jake's Dilemma" from his mom's POV, and she's not as clueless about the situation as he thinks she is.
(I have another story that's fully OC as well, I'll post for you all later.)
http://pastebin.com/5YSqCLkh
>>6889159
Do you still have your edits stored on your computer? I really want to see an upload if it all. There's just so little material for this and I really like your edits.
>>6892286
>circumcised
dropped
I am sure there's some sick fucks in here that will like this.
http://exhentai.org/g/925872/566ef15f8c/
>>6892772
>there had to be some kind of discount involved
>>6875143
Too big
>>6870601
>needs a caption though
A white dick? Seriously? You know I only fuck Black men. Go jerk that inferior white dick and shoot that worthless white boy seed into a trash can or toilet where it belongs.
>>6870601
SomeThing about being the smallest guy at a intergalactic space orgy that tried to approach the legendary Bounty Hunter in the corner of the room
>>6892286
Do you have a continuation of this? I always liked the original story and when the pizza girl came was always my favourite part.
I'm a huge sph guy myself, have a lot of content and saved tons of stories, always wanted to get around to editting a few.
>>6892553
I really haven't done many edits, so you're not missing out on much desu. I'll compile them into something in the future, I'm always around. Maybe I need a name.
>>6894806
oh hey man, are you still working on the asuna picture? Is it still possible with her hand positioning?
>>6894943
It looks difficult, but I'll give it a go tomorrow. I'll come back with something, whether it's trash or not.
>>6894946
thanks, appreciate the reply, good luck, you're the best
>>6870601
>>6894512
Made a cap inspired by this. Hope you enjoy
>>6895237
nice, good shit.
>SPH1
m-more?
>>6895237
Oh nice. Thank you.
>>6895411
I'd love to do more but there's just so few SPH images of Samus. If you have any I'd love to caption them.
>>6896223
Well there's this but it's like the same fucken image anyway lol, Ill definately have to post any I do find.
need more louise
>>6896309
I mean we have this...
>>6896223
It's been posted here frequently. Maybe you could work your magic on It?
>>6883810
I can't even feel a guy's dick through his pants if he's not hard, let alone with my ass.
Everyone in this thread ever:I have this fetish but I actually have a big benis IRL guys trust me :DDD
>>6898801
I have a reasonably sized penis (7.5" by 5.5" circumference), I just have performance problems (lose erection sometimes).
SPH plays on that too.
>>6898803
>reasonably sized
>it's large
The average is 5.5-6" not 7"
>>6898801
maybe there is a correlation, who knows.
>>6899015
Oh my goodness. Why isn't there a batch torrent of all jessie scenes
>>6898824
I know, I meant "reasonably sized" as in "reasonably large (7+), but not unreasonably large (8+)". Just pointing out that having a small penis isn't the only reason you can be interested in SPH.
5" x 4.5" here. I love sph. I feel I'm on the lower end of average for both length and girth and so can be called small, dunno though.
>>6898511
>I have never met a man with a decent sized flaccid or semi the post
You could always listen to sarnoga curse of the teeny weenie. That'll shrink your dick.
>>6900027
Sauce?
>>6899706
>semi
So... partially hard.
A flaccid penis is impossible to feel with your butt through two pairs of jeans. You must have some sort of fucking super power. Were both of us naked, sure. Were I wearing a dress and him boxes, sure.
>>6898801
I'm over 7 inches long, a bit on the thin side.
What got me into this fetish is that my gf's ex had a monster cock (9+ inches and thick) and her first boyfriend was at least 8. So I may not be small in the global standings, but I am in her history. For reference I am 3/5 in penis size standings for dicks she has made orgasm. Apparently an Asian guy she worked with was smaller than her fist, she did not sleep with him.
If I could magically shrink mine, I probably would.
As >>6898803 pointed out I also get off on other aspects of performance humiliation. For instance, I get hard super easy, but lose my erections without any physical stimulation. Plus I tend to orgasm pretty quickly.
>>6900546
>>6900096
It's Linklink: http://linklinkys.tumblr.com/
He's cleared out a LOT of stuff recently on his HF, and Pixiv. THOUGH I have never scene this comic. (Post move.)
>>6900096
>>6900546
Not sure of the source, I got it from another SPH site that had galleries but they were not the original source and did not have a source on their page either.
This is the cover page but other than the little green thing in the bottom left I'm not sure who it's made by.
>>6900772
That was the entire comic, and since then the site that was hosting it has taken it down from what I can see. It was also the only comic in the gallery, the rest were SPH caption pictures.
>>6900780
Oh well, thanks though.
>>6887938
Do you have any of the paid for stories on Amazon? Stories by Claire Reigns or Larry Landelsey?
>>6899706
>implying circumcision is a good thing
this bitch needs to fuck right off
>>6901335
Does anyone have these? They sound good.
>>6902540
NULL - Sebarami!
>>6901335
Most of those are converted stories from other versions that are already online for free elsewhere.
>>6903006
I don't think it is dude.
>>6903100
Do you know the names of any to look up? Thanks though. Claire's stuff sounds awesome, so if it's available for free but slightly different, then that'd be amazing.
Bump
I like Claire Reigns a lot more than Larry Landesley, but she hasn't posted anything new in ages. I can upload some of her stuff if somone can recommend a place to put it..
>>6905718
Could you upload them to mega? I'll love you forever based sph guy :D
Well that was a pleasant surprise.
>>6905718
DO IT
>>6905718
If you have trouble uploading them, you could always email it to someone who can upload it somewhere to share.
>>6906132
I apologize, but I haven't been able to get it done. I essentially need to create her hand and I have no clue what I'm doing. It ends up with her having long thin fingers and I just can't see why it's not working. I might just need to start over. I'm practicing and keep going back and it looks a bit better. I'll post it in the future if I ever complete it, but I have no clue when that'll be. I'm sorry i'm shit at actually creating art, I'm only good with simple shit..
>>6900772
I don't know the comic though I do know the artist. His/her name is Linklink they have some good sph stuff, here's a link to their tumblr http://linklinkys.tumblr.com
>>6905718
Please do.
>>6905718
Hope this guy comes back.
>>6909910
>durabilty and hardness of our dicks
>this is what japanese bois actually believe
I've seen the type of dialogue before why do they have to be so insecure about their size
>>6909953
They may be small, but they're super hard. Fucking lol. I guess on average they're smaller than the rest of the world, it must suck.
>>6909956
I dont understand the hardness thing though, the only situation thats really true in is with that dick disease that causes excessive growth of the dick and erectile issues.
>>6909910
But admiral what about being long AND hard?
>>6905759
picked up
>>6909962
as an asian person with a 5" dick, our dicks seem to get harder a lot faster and generally are firmer (from what I've seen). But this probably has something to do with asians having better blood flow and that a smaller penis means less "space" to fill, and less weight to hold up. We also tend to last longer. But that might be because pussies are looser compared to the thickness of our dicks. For reference, I last about 30 minutes to an hour of thrusting. Depending on whether I fapped recently or not.
>>6910689
dw I beleive you
This fetish is hot in 2D, but for all you wishing your dicks were smaller to experience it in 3D, count your blessings.
It can only ever hurt in real life. I speak from experience.
>>6911633
Just saying this is one of those fantasies that stays "Just fantasy." for me.
>>6911644
Steel yourself mentally
>>6911565
Gotta love redmoa's stuff. Just wish there was more of it.
I know you're here redmoa. I just want to thank you.
>>6911857
If he's here we should beg for him to do more penis shrinking stuff.
>>6911965
I just want more comparisons. Maybe a gloryhole line up getting judged by a group of women, there's so many possibilities.
>>6911633
Am I the only one who gets off on seeing someone else get humiliated? I don't want a smaller dick, I get off on my own narcissism of having a larger penis while someone else is humiliated for being lesser than myself.
No? Just me?
>>6912026
You must be an idiot. There is an entire genre of porn called cuckoldry. Don't you think the bull gets off in his roll?
What do I google search for for SPH comics and such?
>>6910689
>unable to admit his tiny penis is weaker, he makes shit up
>>6912341
sometimes really big dicks can't get very hard. regardless, i'd rather have a normal sized penis that gets 75% as hard as what my small penis does
I hear a lot about girth being better than length. What sort of girth do girls want? What would they consider small?
>>6913133
All girls want is a pretty face. They honestly couldn't give a fuck about anything else.
>>6913448
Sorry, what do cock hungry sluts want?
>>6913451
Cock hungry sluts aren't girls. They are sluts. They want cocks. You asked what "girls" want.
Why does sadpanda not have a "sph" tag? Actually, how do sadpanda tags work? Can we just try to make it a thing?
>>6913458
And so I apologized and corrected my question. What do sexually active college girls want?
>>6913133
4.5" is the average. If you hit 5" you'll have no problems. If you hit 6" you're going to have the other problems.
>>6913448
>average penis detected
Girls love big cocks, it's just not that high on the relationship checklist. Much higher on the hookup checklist, though.
Do we need a new thread?
>>6913589
Isn't 4.7" average?
Would girls think under 5" was small?
>>6913609
yes
Bump
>>6914216
Limit reached, we need a new thread.