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Would you exchange height for penis size or vice versa? If so, given a 1"-1" exchange rate, how much?
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>>6727542
An interesting thing to note that just occured to me: if you were to shrink one inch, and your dick were to simultaneously grow an inch, the change in sizes of the two bodies relative to each other would be different. This means that sacrificing an inch in height for in inch in length would be like growing something like two inches of cock, and this effect would grow (pun unintended) exponentially with every additional inch exchanged. For example: a 6-foot tall man with a 6-inch cock exchanging an inch in height for one in length would then be 5'11" tall, and from his perspective he would then have eight inches of dick. (Or thereabouts, I'm too lazy to do the math right now.)
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>>6727542
Well I'm 6'5 so wouldn't mind being 6'2.
My benis would be big.
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>>6727578
Forgot to add I'm 7.5in
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Is there a limit to it either way?

What about girth?

Can I test different exchanges before settling?
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>>6727585
The limit would be 1 inch both ways, and it's not a question of specific dimensions; everything changed in size would apear as it is now but to a different scale. Though I suppose that whatever was being increased in size could be made shaplier as it grew. Maybe you have a day to play with your dimensions before you have to settle on a size. I personally wouldn't go below a foot tall, or people might step on you; though if you were quite tall to begin with, 6'5" perhaps, your little friend might be big enough to be noticed by any casual observer a couple of blocks down the street. 6'3" long, in this instance. Also, your balls grow or shrink with your cock.
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>>6727594
*6'4"
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6'4 posting. Can I throw one into length and another into girth? I'd hit the 8x6 master race.
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>>6727572
im 6'0 i could be 5'8 and still be happy with my height, i don't see why being shorter is that bad?
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>>6727601
Alright, you can also selectively increase the dimensions of your genitals. So if you want a 7x14 dick, a foreskin large enough to envelope a car on your normal-sized cock, balls that dangle down to the floor, or any other permutation you can think of. The only thing is that you must spend inches on each of these things alone. Or you could just slowly adjust your shape as you grow, willing yourself thicker. It might take more length to get the desired girth, but it would usually be a more efficient use of inches and lead to larger whatever overall for the same price.
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>>6727607
It's because I had to put a limit of some sort on, and truth be told, I'm also using this to see how many off you would tend toward the self-destructive if given just a little incentive. Call it a sexy science experiment with limiters in place to keep things from getting too out of hand. spoiler/It's also my fetish/spoiler.
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>>6727542
>Would you exchange height for penis size or vice versa? If so, given a 1"-1" exchange rate, how much?

Yes, without question; I'm perfectly 100% okay with being short especially if I have an enormous fucking dick. I'm big into size play, being the little dominant partner/spoon, so a deal like that would honestly be ideal- I'd accept it in a heart beat- no hesitation.

I'm 5ft10/5ft9- I'd gladly give up 7 or even 8 inches.
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Alright, since you all seem content to give up a couple of inches in height for some more dick, let's up the ante. If the exchange rate was 1' in height for 1" in length, but 1"in length for 1" in height, would you still be willing to trade one size for another? Keep in mind that what I pointed out in this post >>6727572 still applies, so losing a foot in height and gaining an inch in dick would be like growing your penis at a similar ratio. So a 6', 6" man giving up a foot in height to be 5' tall and 7" long would, from his perspective, gain enough dick that he could suck himself pretty easily.
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I would give up all 5 feet 6 inches of me to become a 5 foot 11 inch dick.
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>height 5'9"
>penis size 7.25"

I think girls that are taller then me are hot, so I would give up 9 inches of height to be 5 even, and have a 16 cock. yeah I know that's too big, but I can make a lot of cash doing live cam fucking girls faces with it. that and I just really want girls to be taller then me. I would give up half my height for only 12 inches.
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I've just realized that what I'm saying is probably coming across about as clear as a child's drawing veiwed through a piece of tin foil. I shall therefore endeavor to give a workable ASCII representation of these changes.
A 6' tall man is here represented by six equal signs, his 6" penis by six underscores.
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______ Sacrificing one foot (equals sign) for one inch (underscore) yields this result:
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_______ So relative to the man (equals signs), the penis has grown 2 characters poorly and mostly inaccurately shown here as 1'1", as opposed to growing a single character as you may think I'm saying will happen. So, according to this model, that man would now (from his perspective) have one foot and seven inches of throbbing shaft, with balls to match. This is plainly inaccurate by an order of magnitude, but I am too tired to do better and think it illustrates the principle quite well. If you can't understand my somewhat obfusicated English, just look at the OP image for the end result of trading a foot in height for an inch in length.
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I think I should probably do this myself; so if I were presented with this opportunity, I would probably go all the way down to an inch tall from 6'1" and 6", then back to 5'7" for the optimum height, and a manageable 12" of meat. Of course, due to the size of my body proper it would be well above a foot to my perception!
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>>6727659
me again.
>>6727668
oh well fuck, I would give up 4 feet to be a 20 inch tall guy with a 11 inch cock definitely.
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>>6727677
Less than two feet tall and unable to walk? Why?
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>>6727680
tall fags can worry about walking, I will be carried.
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>>6727686
You do understand that at that size your 11 inch cock would stick up past your face, right? You would look like a ken doll with a cucumber and a couple of oranges taped to its crotch.
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I have stuff to do tomorrow, so I'm off to bed. If this thread is still up at around 3:00-ish I might try to draw some of your poorly thought out deals. G'night, all.
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>>6727641
Goddamnit anon.
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>>6727677
>>6727680
>>6727686
>>6727709

You people are going to destroy my sides at this rate.

It's fucking 1 am and I'm farting loud enough to be heard in the next room from all these fucking
muscle contractions.
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>>6727542

I can't afford to lose any height or lose any penis size.
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1-1 is way too generous an exchange rate. If you're an inch taller than average, it's nothing special, barely even noticeable, but if your dick is an inch longer than normal it's a big deal.

It'd make more sense to go with 1 standard deviation of dick for every standard deviation of height, so like a 1 to 2 or 1 to 3 ratio.
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I'm 6'4" but I'm also a tranny faggot so like I'd lose like ten inches but then I'd do hormones and it would get smaller to an extent and I could be a decent height
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I'm 6' and 6" (yeah I could pull bullshit like measuring from the taint to claim to be seven and change but if you can't be honest about your dick on an anonymous fetish board you need to take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror and start working on your self esteem) and I'm completely mundane. At 4'6 and 24" I'd be a legend, and also a shoo-in for every porn version of Game of Thrones ever filmed.
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>>6727542
I would give twelve inches
then i could have a cooter and still be 6 inches taller
alll according to keikaku
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>>6727949
>measuring from the taint

People do that?
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>>6727925
>>6727629
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>>6727542
Why would i want to be a manlet? My proportions are literally perfect.
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Shouldn't it be more like 2 to one kinda deal? I guess in extremes it makes sense 1 to 1 but in the smaller cases I don't think any guy wouldn't give up at least 2 inches of height for 2 inches added on.
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>>6727611
>being shorter
>bad
You seem to be missing the fact that some are actually attracted to short people
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>>6728221
Sure, but would a 5'9" guy with a 5.5" dick give up 5'3" for 2 yards? Or would someone with a missive cock actually want to get rid of that extra size? How many people here would want to be an inch tall for something they couldn't use?
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>>6728231
I'm saying that since the extreme is too out of the question then the more manageable amounts should be a harsher trade. Seems like 2-5 inches are honestly a no brainier, but if it's something like 2-1 I'd honestly have to consider if it's really worth it.
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5'8” now with a 6*6

I'd probably give up inch or two in height
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Given I'm 5'7 and down below I'm at 6 1/2 inches with a good thickness so l'd be okay losing a few inches in height.

But I'd want to lose maybe 2 inches in height and gain that back in length. 8 1/2 sound nice
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>>6727542
I'm 5,11 and 8, 2.1

I would love to be 4,5 with 10+

Idk why, its just something I desire
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>tfw 5'11 height, 8" dick (well, 7.8" if you want to split hairs)

I'd like to be 6'0 but I don't want to drop to 7".
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>be grill

Considering losing 2' of height and becoming a shortstack futa with a monster cock
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im 198 and have just below avrage dick...So yes id switch some hight for some dicklength...
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im 198 and have just below average dick...So yes id switch some hight for some dicklength...
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>>6728356
>>6728355

errr....forgot pic...apparently aborting doesnt really work lol
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>>6727542
I'd go down to 5'9 for a 10 inch.
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I'd be good dropping from 5'9" to 5'5" for a 10" dick
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Right, OP here, I'm back. I seem to have said I would draw some of you guys. I want to make it clear that I wasn't thinking as clearly as I perhaps could have been when I posted that, and also can't draw for shit. So if one of you does something really outlandish between now and an indeterminate time later, I might try to draw it. And by "outlandish" I mean something that not only couldn't exist IRL, but shouldn't. A size-fetish version of Lovcraftian horror, if you will, but nothing even remotely reasonable.
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>>6728408
Also, I can't draw stuff on my computer and then upload it, and I don't have a document scanner; so this would just be phone camera photos of shitty notebook doodles.
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Im 6 ft and honestly hate my height.

But having a 7 inch dick is also pretty large, at least for my taste. Wut do? Can I get shorter and lose size? Can I get shorter and transfer that to another person?
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>>6728415
You could transfer the size to other parts of yourself, like your muscles. Transferring size would make things too easy and take all the thinking out of it, but it could be kind of cool.
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>>6728448
Transferring size to another person, I mean.
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>>6727542
I'm about 5'11'', but my dick is only 4 inches.

I'd gladly be a manlet for a real dick.
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What happens when you get to zero or negative numbers, either in dick length or height?
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I assume if you go to or below 0 in height you cease to exist. As far as length goes, gender swap would be my first thought.

>suddenly giant women everywhere
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>>6728831
6'1 and 6" here. 7'1 amazonian woman, here i come
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>>6727572
this is not exponential, nor would the subjective change be even remotely close to a 1:2 ratio
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>>6728342
I like the way you think.

Also, am I really the first one that would gladly lose a couple inches to have a tiny dick and be taller. I mean, I'm 6' almost exactly and have got a 4.5'' inch dick. So if I could be an inch or two taller and also satisfy my sph fetish (even more)... I'm in.
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>>6727542
I'm an even 6 foot. If I lost 2 inches I'm still above average height and my penis would no longer be on the low end of average.
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I'm 6'1", and 7", and I'd probably trade 13 inches of height for 13 inches of dick so I can begin the journey to becoming a short freakishly hung femboy
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>>6727542
No. You can hide a babbydick until it's too late to matter, but you can't hide being a child-sized unrespectable manlet.

6' 3" here, wouldn't trade an inch. There's no feeling like looking down on the top of everyone's head in public.
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Both are average so I would not really mess with it.
I am fine with what I got.
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>>6727542
i'd gladly give 4 inches of height and all 5.5 inches of dick if i could have a pussy instead
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Being able to switch freely would be pretty sweet. Shrinking while masturbating would be good times
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Shrink 6', grow 6'.
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>>6727659
god damn it
>wouldn't mind being short like krillin
>already long
>would break my god damn girlfriend

The pain.
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So, I want to post some shitty drawings, but my cellphone camera (the only camera I have, and the only way for me to put images online) sucks many things. Should I post some drawings or no? Pic is an example of "art" and camera quality. Since I know you love dicks I drew a duck.
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I'm already 5'8. If I get any shorter, I'd be too short to be attractive, and a bigger dick would do me no good. Hell, look at any dating app, and you'll see anything under six foot is out of the running from the start for some women.
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>>6729692
Continue?
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6'7" here.

It would probably help if I dropped down an inch or two. Maybe.
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>5'11
>8 incher
>lifelong fetish would be to become a living shota cum dispenser with disproportionate genitals for a gentle (group of) mini-giantess(ess)
fuck
yes
make me 3'2 with a 33 incher, balls and output to match
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The easy answer is yes. I'm 5,7 and I wouldn't mind losing 2' to have a 8*7 instead of a 7*6.
For the sake of fantasy though, I might be willing to give more in order to get to something closer to 10*8
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No. Not only am I at the edge of comfortable height (a few cm more and cloth bills will rise significant), I'm also at the edge for comfortable dick size. Big dick = more discomfort for your partner. Porn lied to you.
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>become a 5' femboy with a 20" dick

as long as I get balls/loads to match, then yes
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So I know I/m bringing reality into a /d/iscussion, but seriously, do any of you think women actually WANT to get fucked by a 10+ inch cock? I mean fuck... my pussy's sore just thinking about it and not in the good way!
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>>6730389

Some of them do at least.
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>>6730389
more than half of my past girlfriends (and current one) either immediately or eventually preferred it and my size is pretty exceptional
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>>6727542
Dear god yes.. I actually want to be shorter and have a bigger penis... I'd even settle for 2 inches of my height for just an inch or even half an inch to my dick.
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>everyone in the thread is bigger than 7''
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>>6730769
even the ladies

>especially the ladies
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I'm about 6' and barely use my dick. I'm kinda inclined to give myself an extra inch or two of height. Dunno, that or leaving things as they are. Definitely not in a rush to make myself shorter for the sake of a longer dick.
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>already pretty short
>penis on the small side

either way I'd lose, so no
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>>6727542
No way anon, I'm already only 5"5 and have a 5 inch dick. There isn't much I can lose off either.
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>>6727659
This exactly, I'll happily go from 6'2" to 4'6" if I get a massive girl to dominate me and my newly enlarged member.
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>>6730389
It really depends. I've known girls who hate it, and said it feels fucking awful. I've known girls who love it (usually bigger girls I've noticed).

Either way, if you have 4 inches or fewer, you're fucked. Enjoy being a sub forever.
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>>6727572
>>6727668

alright, you got me interested.

heres your first equation:

(L + i)/(H - i) = r

where
L = Length of penis
H = is Height
r = your penis to body ratio (ex. .5 = 50% of your body height)
i = inches of height sacrificed.

using algebra you can go on to rewrite it as:

Hr - L)/(r + 1) = i

using this equation, you can plug in your ideal penis to body ratio to find the number of inches you would need to sacrifice

Its been a while since I've done this kind of algebra though so be warned
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>>6730769
>Even people on the 4chan hentai board are 2 inches bigger than you
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6'4'' with a 6'' dick. I'm okay with this. If I could I'd trade height for dick length just because of the goddamn back pain.
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6'2 with a 7 1/2 inch dick

I'm pretty damn happy with both

Also my gf is like at most 5'4 though I'm not actually sure but her head is up to my shoulder, therefore my already large cock is huge to her.
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>>6730389
Ideally for every inch of height I lose, my theoretical partner would gain at least two

>>6730062 has the right idea
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Um, yes? I'd get a bigger cock, and I'd no longer be a 6'0" girl.
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5'3", would become 4'11" futanari to have a cute dick I can keep contained in a pair of panties.

Alternatively I would have a bigger dick so that I could fuck myself, or give myself autofellatio.
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5'8, 8.5in length, 6.5in thickness here. I would probably give up two inches of height, though I wouldn't even mind going shorter if the conversion rate was worse.
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>>6730389

not like I'm going to be using my dick anyway :^)
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I want a smaller dick, so I'd be cool with becoming 3 inches taller.
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I'm 6'1" and 10" now, so I would be fine giving 10 or so inches of height up to be absolutely massive.
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I'm a 5' 11.75" girl with a 8" dick.

Uh, I would change into 6'2", almost 6 inches so I can not worry about fitting inside mouths/butts/pussies.
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6,9 height but a bit narrow imo, maybe its just the difference between height which makes it look like that. wouldnt change anyway since no girl have ever complained about it
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I'm 6'5 and I would take the deal and go down to be 4'11. Then I'd get a reduction surgery
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>>6727542
If I could give away inches (from height or dick lenght) for small wishes there's better things I would get rid of (tinnitus, chronic hemorroids, a congenital heart disease...). I'm 9cm long and depending on what I'd get, I could go down to 3, and 1,80m high, and could go to 1,70. Heck, I'd sacrifice ball size too if it would solve my problems.

Fuck height and dick size, no woman would want me anyway. Get me rid of my illnesses and I'm game with a baby's package.
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>>6732762
Damn, bro. Hope you can find happiness in your life.
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>>6727542
6'4 and 6in here. Would happily trade down to 5'4 to have a 10in cock. The big sub small dom thing is a big turn on for me either side especially when the shorter guy is hung. Sacrifice in height would be well worth the confidence boost, could make money cam whoring and could probably find hook ups online purely through dick size.
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>>6730389
I've had two boyfriends who were 9" and 9.5" and my girlfriend has a 13" strapon she uses on me, she won't let me use it on her though because she says it's too big for her, even though I'm 5'1 and by far the shorter of the two of us, so I have to use a smaller one.

Basically, everyone feels differently and it all comes down to personal preference.
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im 6'2 id give up 8 inches of height. i can stay the same weight though right? id love to be really fat with a huge shlong.
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>>6734990
>id love to be really fat with a huge shlong
Anon life isn't like your doojins and h mangos, not many women would want to fuck a 5'4'' fat man.
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>>6727542
I'd take 2" off height for an 8.5"er at 5'10
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>>6727984
Well not to that extent
I've been in more dick rate thread than I'd care to admit and just about everyone who claims to be 8"+ is measuring wrong
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>>6727542
>Be me
>5'6", 6" dick
Two ways this would go
>Sacrafice two inches of height and have a massive cock (I'm already chode, it would be rediculous if scaled up 30%)

Or

>Sacrafice 11" of dick
>Become 6'4 Amazonian
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>>6730389
They do actually
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>Give up 2'5" if height
>Adopt a strong Irish accent
>mfw I am now the Leperchaun with a dick as tall as I am.
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>>6735266
same boat as you, but 5'7" and 6.5

I'm actually quite happy, and being that I typically only score with girls my height or smaller, they are pleased too.

I think I'd swap one for one, but anymore and I'd be total manlet.
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so if you reversed it, and asked for added length, which is more than your total dicksize, does that mean you'll grow a vagoo?
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>>6727542
At 6'4" I'm barely above manlet status so I'll stay at 7".
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I'd lose the two remaining inches of my penis for another two of height.
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I'm 5'7" and around 4.5" and I'm fine with where I am.
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>>6727542
Well, 6 foot 5 and my dick is 4 inches so I would gladly lose 2 or 3 inches of height for 2 or 3 inches of dick
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I'm 6'0 and I would gladly give up an entire foot just for that huge uncut dick, hell is probably give up 2 feet. Sure I'll be short but I'll have a dick that could kill a bear
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>>6734990
I want to be Danny Devito too anon, unfortunately I don't think we're meant for it
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>>6728342
Please do this
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>>6727542
I am 6'2" and 6.5"
I would be 6' and some change with an 8" inch cock.
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Who gives a fuck, it's not like I'd ever have use for either.
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>>6727542
>5'10" with a 5" dick
>become a manlet for a bigger dick
>become a dicklet to become a man
I lose either way. Being average is the worst.
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>>6728356

186cm 6'1" 18.5cm 7"

If the conversion rate would be 5 or 10 cm id glady get an average sised dick to be tall
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>>6742707
Average?
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Why not shrinking both? I want to be a 4'11" trap slut for every manly man and fat old pig around to use as a 24/7 cum dump. Full homo, no shame.
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>5'8"
>8" dick

I'd take an inch or two off the dick to be taller
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6'2" with 6 inches of dick here. I wouldn't mind losing 6 inches of height to have a foot long, I'm lanky as fuck anyway.
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I would like an option for girls and bust size...me and my boyfriend are both crazy into hyper proportions. It's probably better that this stuff isn't an option for us because I imagine both of us would end up with sexy parts bigger than the rest of us, practicality and rational thought be damned.
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5' 10"

5.5

I'd trade three inches of height for 3 inches of cock.
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5'11"
5.5"

Continue trading until can use penis as kickstand.

Ladies love midgets.
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>>6727542
6'4" lanky and 6.5" so hell yeah i'd trade a few inch height for few inches of dick or however to scale dimensions based on your hypothetical. Besides, studies have shown there is a ceiling on male height/attractiveness ratio at around 6'1 (185cm) so id drop to that to get a larger member and be great
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>>6729332
Thats hardly a balanced tradeoff when you're then just becoming a normal sized female. there is no con like there is in the OP question.
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>>6727572
yeah, im 6 ft, id gladly be a 5ft manlet to have a 17 inch cock
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>tall
>big peen
Well i think my penis is kinda big anyway, never measured.
Going either way would be kinda shit, cant i trade both penis size and height for something else? Breasts would be great. Or maybe hip/ass?
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>>6727542
the shorter you are the bigger your penis looks anyway and since the penis is growing its gonna look huge. I'm 6 feet 2 inches height and 6.6" penis so I will add 1 inch to penis I think
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>6' 3" tall
>6.5" dick

I could easily stand to lose three inches of height to have a 9.5" dick.
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>>6727542
There are seven possible answers to this question:

>No
Obvious enough. Stay as is.
>Manlet
Take 6" or less of height, turn it into a larger dick.
>Cockbeast
Over 6" of height goes into an impractically large schlong. The specific amount doesn't really matter much.
>Compensating for something
Shrink your dick any amount, up to a baby little clit.

Nonstandard options:
>Amazoness
Buy more height than you have penis to pay for it.
>Futa
Be a girl beforehand, lose any amount of height. May or may not retain pussy.
>Onahole/dildo
Trade at least your current height off in either direction; become a living cock or a vagina with human parts attached.
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>>6727542
Maybe about 5 feet. Slowly shrinking down, watching the world grow larger around you until your furniture is taller than you, shrinking until your regular sized cock would be half as long as you were tall, as your cock grows until the diameter is greater than the height of your couch. Sitting there as big as some dicks, attached to a dick as big as some people, leaking gallons of pre until somebody decides to help you out. Sounds pretty cool.
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I'm 5'8" and I'd stay my height, but if i had to choose I'd be an inch shorter, my dick is average size
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>>6727542
all of it
i want to become a scientific marvel
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>>6727542
five inches. I'd keep it all to myself.
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6'3" I would definitely give up 3 inches on height so I can get a 7" dick, I'm sick of having a chode.
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>little men trying to impress one another by posting about their fantasized height and dick size on the alt hentai part of a cambodian cartoon image board

how pathetic can you get
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I'd exchange some width for penis girth.
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I'd kinda like to get up to soda-can girth. A soda can is about 8.25 inches around, I'm about 4.75 inches around. That's ~79% of my length, and to get up to more than 8.25 inches I would need to just about double it. This means that I would, I think, need to increase my length to around 158% of what it is now. That would be around 9.48 inches, rounded up (because why not) to ten inches. I would be 5'3" with 16 inches of dick. Almost a foot smaller bodily and a foot bigger genital-y, so probably well over a foot of growth from my point of view.
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I'm 6 ft, with a 5.5 inch cock, I would gladly give up 4 inches of height to get a 9.5 inch cock.
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>>6757163
Looks like I actually did the math wrong for this one, but I'm not exactly sure how. It seems like increasing to soda can girth would be rather more costly and gain-y than I thought. If one of you happens to be some sort of master mathematician and is willing to help out, I really don't know how I got it as wrong as I did.
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I'm 6'0" and I like taller girls.
Finding a girl taller than me is impossible.

If I gave up 8 inches of height I'd be 5'4" making me shorter than the average white female in the US, and double the size of my dick to 16 inches.

Being short literally wouldn't matter when your cock is as long as a quarter of your height.
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I want that latex. Sauce?
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>>6757288
Meant to link to>>6727578
Also yes id shrink to 5'11(from 6'1) to have a longer dick
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>>6730830
this is why i love /d/.

/d/ takes a hypothetical question and turns it into dick algebra

fucking kek
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Yeah I guess so. I'm 6'1" and my dick is 6 inches, so I guess going down to average high to get an above average dick would be cool.
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>>6727542
could I exchange 6" in height not to change my current penis, but to grow a second penis of average size?
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>>6727542
no
6'7" height / 5" penis reporting in
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>>6727542
I'm 6'5" so I'd probably trade down to 1"' so I'd just be this gigantic cock thing flopping all over the place.
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I am a couple inches above average on both, so no complains.
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I'm a 5'11 manlet with an 8.5 in member
What do?
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>>6727542
I'm 1,97m and have a 20cm dick so no
If I get bigger I can't go through doors standing, it's even a problem now
If my Penis gets bigger I would hurt the girls
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>>6757288
>>6757296
That's a pixiv thing; don't have the link handy atm. The artist who did the pic on the left later had it commissioned as a physical item; hence the other pics. Sadly (as of the last we've heard about it), he's had no luck finding a girl to model it (otherwise, we'd presumably have pics of a cute asian girl in bondage, instead of just the suit).

The original pic should be googlable, but I'm not on my real computer now, so I can't fetch it for you. I suspect a simple cropjob would let you find the relevant pixiv, though.
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ITT weirdos
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>>6728228

It's very rare for women to be attracted to short men.
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>>6757946
>It's very rare for women to be attracted to short men.


sure think lanklett

5` 5" here, i pull tons of beautiful women.
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>>6757949

I'm not a lanklet, I have the proportions of a child actually (Short, thick limbs, bottom heavy, stocky long torse, big head) and It might just be because you're particularly charming or for some other reason, but your height is definitely a debuff.
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>6' tall with a 9" dick
Sign me up
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Give 6 inches, still be over 6 feet tall and have a footlong? Where do I sign up
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>>6758069
6'1 8.5 here

it could be fun to be a short cute femboi with a meaty cock.
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I'd trade 7" to become a 6'10" monster with a vagina
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i'm a girl but i'ma post anyhow.
I'm 6'1" and I would give anything to be shorter. I know it keeps guys away. the cute ones are always shorter...
buuut i would love to dominate a little guy with a big dick. This thread has given me pleasant ideas tonight, and I thank it. Might sketch up some relevant content.
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>>6727542
ALL OF IT

I shall become a single gigantic penis

Unfortunately at 5 '10 I'll still be a manlet giant penis
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I would exchange height for breast size.
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>>6758378
>>6759257
I tell you what, you guys become giant busty ladies
I'll drop a foot or so of height into my dick
and then we'll all cuddle or whatever
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>>6759285
>thinking an Amazonian Princess would cuddle with a manlet
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I'm 6'3", so I'd gladly swap out 2~3 inches.
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>>6759285
No thanks
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>>6727542
Do I decrease in relative weight?
I'm a really fat guy, but I look kind of normal because I'm also pretty fucking tall. If I shrink but don't lose weight, I'm going to look like dough.
Also, is this a one time offer? Because if it's permanent I'd be willing to only go for two inches.
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>5'7''
>3 inch penis
Why am I still alive?
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I could do one of two things.
>switch out about 1.5" to become 9"
>switch out full length to become 6'7.5" tall woman
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>>6727542
So I'd have to be 6'2" or 3" to lose the penis? It'd be somewhat inconvenient, but I'd probably go for it.
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I'm 5'11" and I like my height, but it's been my dream to have a huge cock. Love to have a 9-inchers when I'm only 5'7"
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I hope OP or someone here is saving all of this date, compilling it and then posting stats of average height to dick size ratio exchange, complete with bar graphs and all.
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>>6727542
i would exchange till my benis was big enough to make me a tripod.

a well hung 3'9'' guy has a niche porn market yo.
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Considering I'm 6'7 I'd trade 2 inches for a longer dick
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6'1, would easily give 2-4 inches to add to my 7' cock
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I'm 168cm tall, the average height in my country is 165cm. An inch being 2.54cm, I would gladly lose an inch for an inch on my dick.
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6'3, my dick isn't exactly small but its boringly average. Easily be fine with losing 2 inches of height to gain an 8 inch dick.

But only on condition the thickness scales proportionately as well, I don't want a noodle dick.
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>>6727542
I would go from 5' 9.5" tall to 5' 7.5" tall. That would increase my length from 5.75" to 7.75".

I don't want to be huge, just big enough. So I'm essentially willing to give up 2 inches of height for 2 inches of length.

And I could give two fucks about being tall. It's not like I have a chance at being some star athlete. As long as I'm not so short that I can't reach the cabinets, I'll live.

So yeah, I'd make the exchange in a heartbeat if I could. All I want is the possibility to be able to provide pleasure with muh dick if I'm ever lucky enough to sleep with a girl. Hell, just being a decent size would give me confidence in social situations with girls. I'd at least know that I have something to offer, even if it's just superficial.

Excuse my pathetic ramblings. Just had to purge a little. Carry on.
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Right now I'm about 6'3" or 6'4" with a 6.5" dick. So yeah if going of the original trade ratio I'd trade two or three inches for a rather large cock. Even at 2:1 I'd still be comfortable with gaining an inch or two.
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5'11, with standard 6" dick. Would go down to 5'5 if I only went up to 8ish inches maximum.

>tfw super sub but feel too tall
;-;
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I would be fine with going from 5'9 to 5'6. xD
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You guys are hilarious. The idea that a 5' tall guy with a 9" cock would have more success with ladies than a 6' tall guy with a 6" cock is laughable. Height is attractive and is, you know, visible when you meet people in a way that dick size is not. Most women also have zero interest in learning about a guy's dick size (let alone seeing a picture) the first time they meet/chat.
And finally, most women prefer average to slightly above average-sized penises. Average is only 5-5.5 inches. 6 inches is perfect, IMO. Sure, some women prefer big dicks, but anything past 8 is just getting silly, assuming accurate measurements.
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Might sound weird, but I'd probably consider doing the opposite. I'm 6'4" which I'm cool with, it turns my fiancé on, but my cock is 8 inches and pretty damn girthy, and if my fiancé is going /d/ tier with the sex and I'm fossil hard I can get a little bigger.

This might all sound great but it's really not. My fiancé has the pussy of a seven year old and we almost never have sex now because every time we try she gets the fear that it's gonna hurt and dries up, or we do pump a bit and she has to stop. I'm aware there are girls out there who would be bouncing on my cock and wanting to get annihilated by it, but unfortunately this is the one I'm marrying.
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I'd trade 2" of height for 2" of dick for sure.

I'd still be 6' tall but then I'd have an 8" dick.
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>>6727542
I'll trade a half inch of height for a half inch of girth and be the happiest motherfucker you ever knew.
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